Post by MadStepDad on May 15, 2013 10:33:42 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE from an undisclosed location in CALIFORNIA:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Let’s take a trip - just sit back and light a spliff to this. And don’t slip. BCCW is back in the house under the Mash-Up Wrestling banner to bring the fire. The blazing heat of the California sun can sparsely compare. The road to LA is littered with blood and broken dreams as we “Return to the Scene of the Crime”. RFK. Huey P. Newton. 2Pac. Biggie Smalls. These are the California Killing Fields and a sign of the turbulent times that continues to grip us. Only through a concentrated effort can we flee these realms, even if for only a few moments, to an elevated beyond. An escape through Elysian Fields into Demented Dreams where fantasy lives. This is Mash-Up Wrestling!
TONIGHT!
The battle for the mind, heart & soul of the California fantasy wrestling fan continues as WORLD CHAMPION Lou Thesz © & his fearsome policeman Strangler Lewis have issued an ultimate tag team challenge! They will face John Cena and a partner of his choosing TONIGHT! Is this Cena’s last chance to spark the flames of rebellion in BCCW? Or will Thesz © make sure his opponent never makes it to the PPV to challenge him!? PLUS! Mark Henry returns to action! A special episode of MIZ TV! And a new #1 contender to the BCCW MW title will be crowned when Kevin Von Erich (1985) takes on Dean Ambrose (2015)! All that, and “Return to the Scene of the Crime” is just around the corner! Stay tuned!
But first! We have some shocking video footage and breaking news...
** VIDEO RECAP **
World Champion LOU THESZ © cripples another foe...
After BCCW TV Episode #14 went off the air and the brawl between Cena & members of Thesz camp spilled into the stands - World Champion Lou Thesz hit a chop block on David Von Erich's knee from behind. He then proceeded to lock David Von Erich in his STF (Finisher of the Year Award Winner) for an excruciatingly long time! By the time refs and officials could pry Lou Thesz off (and Kevin & Kerry ran back in), the damage had been done. David Von Erich suffered a torn patella and torn ACL in the attack. David Von Erich has been taken OUT. And the champ Lou Thesz has suffered no repercussions for his actions (not even a fine).
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** #1 Contender Match **
KEVIN VON ERICH vs DEAN AMBROSE
** Middleweight Bout **
versus
Fantasy wrestling dream match with a big fight feel. BCCW MW champion Alberto Del Rio (2013) is on commentary beside Solie & Striker. Things get so heated during the course of the match, ADR winds up getting involved and causing a Double DQ. Post match (as refs are trying to keep everybody apart) Dean Ambrose has some very inflammatory words for ADR & Kevin Von Erich that acts like a flame set upon a powder keg. So to avoid nuclear catastrophe, BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon is forced to intervene and make a decree..
Winner: NONE (Double DQ)
** BCCW MW championship **
Alberto Del Rio © vs Dean Ambrose vs Kevin Von Erich
(Triple Threat Match)
Only @ "Return 2 The Scene of the Crime!!"
PLUS !!
Next week on BCCW TV we will announce the Xtreme stipulation for this contest... as chosen by the GREAT FANS OF BCCW!! That's right, fans pick the stipulation! We'll reveal the winning choice next week!
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TEAM 4:20 vs ACES & EIGHTS
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
w/
versus
Team 4:20 are the fiery and popular sparkplugs, but Aces & Eights suppress them all match. The size differential is huge and Aces & Eights take full advantage (making Team 4:20 the distinct underdog). So it is with great fan fervor when Team 4:20 (with headcheerleader Wendi Richter powering them on) eventually makes the dramatic comeback. Despite the merciless beating inflicted upon them by the T.O.X.I.C. thugs, Team 4:20 perseveres and steal the win when Ruckus rolls up Tomko.
Winners: TEAM 4:20
Post match, Aces & Eights try to sneak attack the victors - but Team 4:20 fights them off - until BULLY RAY cuts in and takes everybody's head off with his steel chain-wrapped right hand. T.O.X.I.C. president Bully Ray is on a warpath and demands the mic...
After cutting a ferocious promo on T.O.X.I.C. taking over (they still have the 6-Man championship after all) Bully Ray is intent on sending a message... so with Paul London and the others forced to watch on in horror (held by Aces & Eights or tied up in the ropes) - Bully Ray and D-Von Dudley grab Wendi Richter by her hair and 3-D HER THRU A TABLE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! T.O.X.I.C. stand tall to end the segment as Team 4:20 is emotionally destroyed by the elimination of their valet... curse those damn Dudleyz!! Tribe of Xtreme Iz Created!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Elia Markoupolos (w/ Adrian Adonis & Tony Ulysses) tries hitting on Trish Stratus to no avail - she declines his offer to appear ringside with the Crown Jewels next Fight Night when they take on the Prime Time Playaz. The Crown Jewels mock Trish and say "your loss!"
Crown Jewels vs Prime Time Playaz (next BCCW Fight Night)
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GIANT BERNARD versus... KILLER KOWALSKI!!
** Heavyweight No-Holds Barred Match **
versus
Killer Kowalski's violent tour of retribution continues tonight. Bolstered by his thrilling Money-in-the-Bank victory @ Night of Champions III, Kowalski has been demolishing his old stable and starting anew. His is building a new brainwashed stable of warriors to surround himself with as he charts his championship course. Tonight it is Giant Bernard's turn and he must face re-initiation (or elimination). Killer Kowalski has appeared tonight alongside a NEW 7-ft masked menace by his side (identified only as "Executioner") and many people (Giant Bernard included) think that will be the "mystery opponent". Instead, it is Killer Kowalski himself - who swerves Giant Bernard and strikes him down from behind with the Kendo stick. Begin massacre. Killer Kowalski stomps, punches, kicks, whacks and slams Giant Bernard all over the ring - daring him to fight back. But he can't (or won't) and Killer Kowalski quickly takes him out with his stomach claw. 1. 2. 3. Post match, everybody braces for the brutal execution of Giant Bernard (even Bernard himself) - especially when the giant masked EXECUTIONER strides into the ring. But instead, Killer Kowalski seems to have accepted Giant Bernard back into the fold! Killer Kowalski lets Giant Bernard live, and so in turn creates an even more dangerous, subservient, brainwashed goon... Killer Kowalski = MitB!!
Winner: KILLER KOWALSKI
Who is the mysterious masked EXECUTIONER alongside Killer Kowalski?? When (and "WHO") will Killer Kowalski cash-in his MitB briefcase?? The tension mounts in BCCW...
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
Cameras catch Ed Strangler Lewis arriving in the building and ask for his take on what went down after BCCW TV Episode #14 went off the air... he defends Thesz' actions (crippling David Von Erich) as self defense and says they don't care who Cena picks as a partner tonight (IF he can find one) because Strangler Lewis runs the West Coast!
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MARK HENRY (2013) versus FRENCH ANGEL (1933)
** Heavyweight bout **
versus
Mark Henry is off parole and eager to reestablish his dominance. He runs through Golden Age legend French Angel, who has fallen on emotional times with the loss of his valet. Commentators even link the events of Wendi Richter's demise (see earlier) and wonder if it will have a similar affect on Team 4:20. World's Strongest Slam is the exclamation point. THAT'S WHAT I DO!! Postmatch, Mark Henry snatches the mic right out of MSD's hand before gloating about his attack on Bruno Sammartino that drove da Brune out of fantasy wrestling on a stretcher (see BCCW TV Episode #14). Mark Henry is coming for the Heavyweight championship, and if somebody wants to do something about it they can try! Mark Henry dares you to challenge him!!
Winner: MARK HENRY
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** VIDEO VIGNETTE **
BCCW TV champion (Interim) Gorgeous George out on the town enjoying all kinds of Hollywood escapades. He can't even be bothered to return a call from his agent, letting him know his PPV opponent has been selected and will be announced NEXT WEEK ON BCCW TV! Gorgeous George could hardly care, because he's king of the world! Toast of the Coast! And he's never coming down!!
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ROB VAN DAM vs KOFI KINSTON (singles debut) vs SAMI CALLIHAN
** Middleweight Triple Threat **
versus versus
Everybody elbowing for contention up the crowded BCCW Middleweight rankings. Commentators remind fans to vote for the stipulation they want to see the BCCW MW Triple Threat match contested under @ the PPV (see opening segment). Kofi wins his BCCW singles debut tonight and cements his heel turn with a post match "fake-out handshake = Trouble in Paradise kick to the head" to Rob Van Dam! Kingston gets out of the area before Sami Callihan can regroup, but not before claiming "no more Mr Nice Guy!" and "the Boom just got dropped!" Fans boo Kofi Kingston's new change of attitude, but commentators must admit he was victorious tonight.
Winner: KOFI KINGSTON
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
Cena speaks on Thesz and his actions last week (crippling David Von Erich), which made Cena's choice for a partner tonight that much easier... enter TEXAS TORNADO KERRY VON ERICH! A dream match super-tandem! And they're in action tonight!!
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MIKE AWESOME (w/ Tamina) versus RIKISHI
** Heavyweight bout **
versus
Heavyweight slugfest won by Mike Awesome w/ a top rope splash (after Tamina helped knock Rikishi overboard with a ladder shot to the head).
Winner: MIKE AWESOME
Postmatch, the BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion Headhunterz & Mike Awesome brawl with their #1 contenders the Uso's around ringside and through the crowd! Battle climaxes with Rikishi hitting a huge Superfly splash to Mike Awesome *OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER*!! Big pop and muted "HOLY S***!" chant for that! Rikishi throws up the old Superfly "I Love You" sign right in the Headhunterz faces as they slink away in retreat! Uso's vs Headhunterz for the 6-Man straps @ Return to the Scene of the Crime! And Rikishi, the Uso's - and more importantly the FANS - want that bout to be a LADDER MATCH!!
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
Headhunterz © vs The Uso's
(Ladder Match)
Only at "Return to the Scene of the Crime"!
Stay tuned!!
** CUT **
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MIZ TV
feat: the INSIDERS
MIZ (as penned by MSD): Really? Really? REALLY? That's the ovation you're going to give us? Really? After everything we've already done and are about to do. REALLY. Ladies & gentleman (and I use that term loosely), feast your eyes on the powerhouse franchise of fantasy wrestling... the INSIDERS. The Bad Guy Scott Hall! The Blueprint Matt Morgan! And the most Must-See champion in fantasy wrestling history - ME! - the MIZ! Everybody thought there was a big war coming... ooooh daddy get the guns and bolt the door! But instead of the big explosion everybody expected after Scott Hall kicked the doors down @ Night of Champions III... the world went dark. That's where we came in. Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars. The true threat comes from within. We don't need any NWO or DX fossils to tell you what you already know - the future is here. The future is US.
Blueprint Matt Morgan cuts Sheamus down on the mic, harkening back to his defeat over the BCCW HW champion prior (see BCCW TV Episode #14). Now the Insiders have the title shot and everybody wants to know if big Matt Morgan is gonna cash it on Sheamus' pale white arse... but before we can get Insider confirmation as to who they chose to challenge Sheamus at "Return to the Scene of the Crime", we get an interuption from the Pale Swordsman himself...
Enter SHEAMUS (2012) ©
Sheamus rebuts them on the mic - their dastardly sneak attack upon him last week is proof of their cowardice! But tonight Sheamus brought some BIG BRASS KNUX equalizers to offset the numbers advantage! Sheamus is off to the races with his set of brass knuckles, blasting the set and overturning furniture while the Insiders try to flee! Sheamus gets some good body shots in on Miz & Morgan, before the 3-on-1 odds become too great against him. In the end - Sheamus once succumbs to an *electrified* Scott Hall sneak attack! BRRRRRZZZZZZAAAT! Electrified cattle prod to Sheamus from behind by the Bad Guy! Over and over again Scott Hall jabs the taser into Sheamus body until the champ convulses. The Insiders have made their choice: the Bad Guy Scott Hall will challenge Sheamus for the HW championship!! A PPV Dream Match for the ages!
** BCCW HW championship **
Sheamus © versus Scott Hall (w/ Insiders)
Only @ Return to the Scene of the Crime!
Stay tuned!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
MSD and cameras catch up with BCCW President Paul Bowser for a brief statement. Mash-Up Wrestling seems to be devolving into chaos, with sneak attacks (Gus Sonnenberg), injuries (David Von Erich & Wendi Richter) and gang attacks (Insiders) happening in abundance! What can the BCCW President do against Lou Thesz, Strangler Lewis and their Administration of Terror?? Never fear, fans. Paul Bowser has put the onus back on the Thesz/Lewis camp with their tag team match TONIGHT - and best of all, he did by doing exactly what was requested of him by Strangler Lewis... BCCW President Paul Bowser won't elaborate further now, only to say he was forced to grant Strangler Lewis' caveat and tonight's match will have major forbearing on the upcoming WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP defense @ "Return to the Scene of the Crime". Thesz/Lewis clearly consider this another chance to rid the PPV scene of John Cena, but President Bowser apparently has other thoughts... cryptically closes with: "what would a World Championship defense be without a World Champion?"...
John Cena & Texas Tornado vs Strangler Lewis & Lou Thesz ©!
Special Tag Team Attraction!
TONIGHT! Stay tuned!
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JOHN CENA & TEXAS TORNADO vs LOU THESZ & STRANGLER LEWIS
** Tag Team Special Attraction **
versus
John Cena (2013) has a bright red target on him - particularly his injured achilles that is ruthlessly exploited by Lou Thesz. Cena plays face-in-peril to Thesz before coming back to life against the Strangler (Fantasy Wrestling Through Time capsule - see New Years Evolution). Hot tag to Texas Tornado who goes on a tear like a twister through a trailer park. He earns the closest series of near falls on Thesz. In the end, John Cena reverses a Dragon Sleeper attempt from Strangler Lewis into an FUAA! But Cena's weak Achilles gives way at the last moment and he drops Lewis, only to get spiked from behind by Lou Thesz with a chopblock! BAM! Cena goes down holding his injured limb and Thesz tries to snap on the STF! But Cena hits the ropes in desperation and the ref pries Thesz off... and as the World champion argues with the official, he turns right around into a waiting Kerry Von Erich! But Lou Thesz sees the Texas Tornado discus punch coming, and ducks out of the way - and the punch connects with Strangler Lewis instead! BAM! Strangler Lewis goes down from the Tornado discus punch like he was shot in the temple! Cena drags Thesz out of the ring by his ankles and WHIPS him backfirst into the steel guard rail! Meanwhile back in the ring, the crowd is roaring as Texas Tornado covers Strangler Lewis for the pin! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Texas Tornado & John Cena!!
Winners: TEXAS TORNADO & JOHN CENA
Good guys celebrate. Bad guys complain. BCCW President Paul Bowser reappears to cap the evening with the following proclamation:
John Cena will keep his World Championship title shot @ the PPV... but his opponent will change. Because NEXT WEEK ON BCCW TV - Lou Thesz © must defend his World Championship against the TEXAS TORNADO KERRY VON ERICH!! (big pop!!) John Cena concurs on the microphone in closing. Fan revolt will take down the Administration of Terror! The *TRUE* dream match is John Cena versus Texas Tornado! We'll see this match come to fruition NEXT WEEK ON BCCW TV when The Modern Day Warrior Kerry Von Erich takes on a blindsided World champion Lou Thesz! Texas Tornado winds up with the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP belt in his grasp and holds it aloft to tease a discombobulated Strangler Lewis and test the fans reaction to a potential Texas Tornado reign... he passes with flying colors as the fans show overwhelming support to the Texas Tornado. He'll win this one for David!!
** WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP **
Lou Thesz (1955) © versus Texas Tornado (1990)
NEXT WEEK ON BCCW TV!
Winner defends the World Championship against John Cena @ "Return to the Scene of the Crime"!!
Stay tuned!
** FADE OUT **
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Mash-Up Wrestling Outro
Nice Guy MSD
Mr Pink WWEFan
Mr Orange dangerrick
Mr Blonde rexxxx
Mr White Slade
Mr Brown Karl Hugo
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Mash-Up Wrestling & BCCW presents...
** WORLD championship **
Lou Thesz (1955) © *OR* Texas Tornado (1990) © vs John Cena (2013)
** BCCW MW championship **
Alberto Del Rio © vs Dean Ambrose vs Kevin Von Erich
(Triple Threat Match)
** BCCW HW championship **
Sheamus © versus Scott Hall (w/ Insiders)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
Headhunterz © vs The Uso's
(Ladder Match)