Post by MadStepDad on Apr 28, 2013 17:35:16 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE from San Francisco CA:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Recap of Night of Champions III and subsequent evolution of fantasy wrestling. BCCW is like a new glock holding down an old block. Every thought is crack rock, and we protect it like it’s Fort Knox! BCCW is LIVE from San Francisco California as we stomp through the ashes of XPW Remixed and welcome a new era of fantasy wrestling! It all starts HERE - where everything old is new again! Event Horizon was a success. Mash-Up Wrestling (the quintessential fantasy wrestling universe) has been created. New Territories have sprung up in NY & Atlanta. Sneak attacks from Memphis TN. And amid frothing anticipation, the 1st ever international territory Atlantic Grand Prix launched its first show to critical acclaim. Fantasy wrestling specialists from around the globe were summoned Oceans 11-style by George Clooney MSD to form a super-team of writers, bookers, owners & agents. This is the hit squad. You have been warned.
TONIGHT!
John Cena & West Coast natives the Uso's (w/ Rikishi) team up against Bully Ray & his T.O.X.I.C. compatriots the BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion Headhunterz (w/ Mike Awesome)! Cena's victory at NoCIII puts the World championship directly in his sights, but the President of T.O.X.I.C. still has a bone to pick with him. Plus! Huge Middleweight #1 contender battle royal, new (Interim) Television champion Gorgeous George Wagner is throwing a party, and WORLD CHAMPION Lou Thesz is in the building tonight! All this and more, as BCCW returns to the Scene of the Crime!!
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SALUTE ME or SHOOT ME
Show opening promo from reigning BCCW Heavyweight champion SHEAMUS 2012. He puts over his match @ NoCIII, and his two opponents (Sammartino & Crusher Casey) as true class acts. That despite the mechanization's of Thesz, or the brute tactics of Kowalski, or the hate of Axis and violence of T.O.X.I.C. - there is still a place where sportsmanship and competition exists. Sheamus is a fighting champion, and wants to set off the run to (Return to the) Scene of the Crime with another championship defense - LIVE! TONIGHT! IN SAN FRANCISCO! Sheamus is concluding his rousing presentation, when we're suddenly interrupted by the new NWO-new milleniumish video entrance of...
THE INSIDERS
MIZ.
Scott Hall.
"Blueprint" Matt Morgan.
"Fantasy Wrestling Through History" promo of Matt Morgan's triumphs over Sheamus in the past (see XPW Remixed: Give Me Liberty of Death)... Scott Hall's violent shit-stirring... and of course, the MIZ's absolute ratings radiance and must-see star appeal. Together they are the INSIDERS, and they're taking OVVVAAA!! Their feigned 3-on-1 strike on Sheamus leads to the following match being booked by Commissioner Muldoon (to help restore a modicum of order):
Sheamus © vs Matt Morgan
TONIGHT
If Blueprint wins, the "Insiders" will earn a title shot!
Stay tuned!!
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MASH-UP WRESTLING PAID PROMOTIONAL PIECE:
Speaking of insiders, Mash-Up Wrestling has the inside scoop on the greatest fantasy wrestling organization to ever claim the initials "WWF"... it's WWE All-Star Wrestling by wwefan and the first episode is airing in the Event Center. The rest of the schedule is in full swing:
WWE All-Star Wrestling Premiere show
bigelow34.proboards.com/thread/12615/star-wrestling-premiere-show-2013
WWE Championship Wrestling Premiere Show-5/3/2013
bigelow34.proboards.com/thread/12663/championship-wrestling-premiere-show-2013
WWE Live Event- 5/9/2013- Salisbury, Md.
bigelow34.proboards.com/thread/12664/muw-live-event-2013-salisbury
Don't miss it!!
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Tommaso Ciampa stalking the hallways alone, lost in feverish thought. His stake in Camp Killer rests on the result of the next match...
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
Mr Money-in-the-Bank himself KILLER KOWALSKI with a chilling promo - his team has been WEAK and he's weeding them out one-by-one (see BCCW TV Episode #13). That crusade of "tough love" (think = CM Punk leader of New Nexus) continues tonight with the following 3-Way Dance (featuring 2 new debuts in BCCW). But only ONE will survive to earn Kowalski's blessing and be apart of the NEW Camp Killer...
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TOMMASO CIAMPA vs. KENNY DYKSTRA (debut) vs. JOHN WALTERS (debut)
(3-Way Elimination Match)
versus versus
Kowalski on commentary beside Solie & Striker (putting over his NoCIII victory, new recruitment tactics and violent drill-sergeant mentality). He is mum on the subject of title shots, however (not tipping his hand which championship he may target). In ring, all 3-men are well known to the Fantasy Wrestling audience and put on a clinic. TCiampa is vicious and desperate, like a poor mans Randy Orton. Kenny Dykstra is the golden boy and lone WWE success story (boasting real life wins over Ric Flair among others). John Walters is a fellow MA-area resident making his BCCW debut. He comes straight from his ROH Pure Title reign, where he was also seen selling out to Prince Nana's Embassy - so you know where his motivations lay (with the almighty dollar). And all 3 men stand to make the most within the hallowed ranks of Camp Killer Kowalski.
John Walters is eliminated first by a TCiampa "Project Ciampa" finisher. Finally, Kowalski finishes his scouting report and makes his recommendation clear when he steps up to momentarily distract Tommaso Ciampa - allowing Kenny to earn a flash-pin (with a roll of tights)! Kenny Dykstra wins! WHY, KILLER WHY?? That's what TCiampa is asking after the match, but Kowalski remains coolly detached. He simply marks TCiampa for extermination and lets it be. BAM! Attack from behind by Kenny Dykstra! Giant Bernard (aka A-Train aka Lord Tensai) in the ring to aid in the beatdown! Killer Claw hold from Kowalski holds TCiampa in place for the repeated TOP ROPE FLYING LEGDROP (w/ pump action) from Dykstra (3x times in a row). Both Dykstra & Bernard are wise enough to hold Kowalski's arms aloft in victory post match... Killer Kowalski = Money-in-the-Bank!
Winner: KENNY DYKSTRA
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** SEGMENT OUTRO **
Kowalski backstage with his new camp - and a fresh warning to both Misty Blue Simmes & Alexxis Nevaeh... the time for catty jealousy is over! They too have been booked into a Triple Threat match (against an unknown, hand-selected opponent) on the next BCCW FIGHT NIGHT! And we all know by now what will happen to the losers! True gladiator style! Misty & Alexxis stare each other down ferociously while Kowalski cackles at his own incorrigible influence!
Alexxis Nevaeh vs Misty Blue Simmes vs... ??
(Elimination Match to the Death)
NEXT FIGHT NIGHT!
Stay tuned!!
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** BCCW Middleweight championship #1 Contenders Battle Royal **
Reigning and defending champion ALBERTO DEL RIO (2013) © gets a warm reception from the San Francisco community and his victory @ NoCIII is recapped. He will be joining Solie & Striker on commentary for this match.
RULES: Battle royal elimination - the Final TWO will be declared *winners* - and battle one-on-one NEXT WEEK to determine the #1 Contender.
ORDER of ELIMINATION:
HEATH SLATER
(Obnoxious air-guitar routine gets him launched by a crowd of wrestlers over the top rope into his 3MB cohorts Jinder Mahal & Drew McIntyre)
DICK SHIKAT
(Former XPW Boston champion (with links to the current-day BCCW HW championship) and leader of the Combination is eliminated by the fantasy wrestling dream-tandem of RVD & Kofi Kingston (making his BCCW debut tonight!)
JOHN MORRISON
(Eliminated by the Psycho Legend Killer of Fantasy Wrestling Dean Ambrose)
BRIAN FURY
(Local NECW talent and BCCW Aces & Eights member is clotheslined over the top by foe & former victim Sami Callihan)
WILD RED BERRY
(Former MW #1 contender tries clawing his way back into contention, but falls victim to an RVD spin kick for the elimination - ironically after pointing to his *OWN* brain after thinking he eliminated RVD..)
SAMI CALLIHAN
(Kevin Von Erich spinning discus punch - his brother the Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich cheers him on)
KOFI KINGSTON (debut!!)
(Eliminated by RVD in a daring top-rope duel)
ROB VAN DAM
(Pulled out by an angry and bitter KOFI KINGSTON! Did he just turn heel? He's certainly not smiling anymore, and neither is RVD!)
** FINAL TWO (winners) **
DEAN AMBROSE
(The Psycho Legend Killer helps dump RVD from behind with Kofi's ringside help, and goes face-2-face with Von Erich! Now Ambrose has a whole FAMILY of legends in his sight! And his debut in the Middleweight division was a success! No more getting knocked around by men 40 lbs heavier... Dean Ambrose has found his ideal weight class)
KEVIN VON ERICH
(The exciting fan favorite makes an impressive solo debut, lasting all the way till the end! His showdown with Dean Ambrose post match is intense and physical. Neither man backing down until security and officials intervene! Meanwhile, MW champion ADR watches on intently at ringside - sizing up his two potential future opponents!)
NEXT WEEK ON BCCW TV:
DEAN AMBROSE vs KEVIN VON ERICH
Winner receives a Middleweight title shot @ Return to the Scene of the Crime!!
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MASH-UP WRESTLING PAID PROMOTIONAL PIECE:
Fantasy Wrestling with a gangsta-twist... UCW is your new home for ATTITUDE.
UCW (WARFARE) by rexxxx
bigelow34.proboards.com/thread/12619/universal-championship-wrestling-warfare-premiere
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MARK HENRY (2013) vs. BRUNO SAMMARTINO (1986)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
Segment starts with a Weedman vs Chase Del Monte match that never gets started… instead the still-suspended (and *RAGING*) Mark Henry bull-rushes the ring and takes over… WSS for Weedman… Chase gets pitched over the top rope onto his manager Tony Rumble (and stablemate Damien Demento)… and Mark Henry grabs a live mic to air his grievances (see BCCW TV Episode #13)… he takes umbrage with Sammartino in particular; needling him for his “Italian Strongman” nickname. Mark Henry is the World’s Strongest man and he challenges Sammartino to prove him wrong RIGHT NOW!!
We return from commercial to see Sammartino getting worked on in the trainers room (remnants of his tough championship comeback @ NoCIII) when he is informed of Henry’s challenge… he takes off right away, but Steve “Crusher” Casey warns him not to… Sammartino isn’t 100% and it could be a set-up… but Bruno must defend his honor. So Casey agrees to accompany him, and prevent any shenanigans.
Tensions escalate when Henry & Bruno face off in the ring, and tease an arm-wrestling contest… but of course Mark Henry tries a sneak attack with a nearby stool – and Crusher Casey takes the debilitating blow instead (instinctively “taking the bullet” for his comrade Bruno when he saw the swing coming). BOOM, Crusher goes down and the brawl is on! Mark Henry vs Bruno Sammartino! Da Brune rises to the occasion, but in the end even the crowd cheers aren’t enough. This is 1986 Bruno – still da man – but against 2013 monster-heel Mark Henry he’s just another victim. Mark Henry puts the exclamation point on his statement with *THREE* consecutive World’s Strongest Slams to Sammartino! The last one had *blood* trickling from Bruno’s mouth! Internal injuries! Mark Henry is about to perform the same move of doom upon Crusher Casey (trying to desperately fight him off, but his own head split open from the stool)… when officials, paramedics – and now SHEAMUS © himself – finally pry him off! Mark Henry leaves the ring satisfied and stares Sheamus © down from the entrance ramp! Mark Henry returns from suspension next week! And he’s hellbent on making BCCW *PAY* for screwing him!
”Winner”: MARK HENRY (2013)
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MASH-UP WRESTLING PAID PROMOTIONAL PIECE:
The biggest superstars in fantasy wrestling are now on the brightest stage.
WCW NITRO #1 is now airing in the Event Center:
bigelow34.proboards.com/thread/12625/wcw-monday-night-nitro-1
WCW NITRO #2 - BEHOLD THE REVOLUTION OF MASH-UP WRESTLING!!
bigelow34.proboards.com/thread/12644/wcw-friday-night-nitro-episode
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SHEAMUS (2012) vs. MATT MORGAN (2010) w/ Insiders
** Heavyweight Bout **
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Back from commercial, and commentators are solemnly reviewing the preceding events (Mark Henry left Sammartino with internal injuries, and now he’s being stretchered out)… but while his comrade Sheamus is by his side to help – LIVE in San Franciso – he’s bumrushed from behind by “Blueprint” Matt Morgan! The 7-footer jumps Sheamus from the crowd, kicks his lilly-white arse around ringside, and tosses him into the ring! There’s MIZ at ringside, screaming ring the bell! We immediately segue into our main event contest! Oh my, this is live TV! Matt Morgan dominates… Sheamus finally rallies with the fans support – knocks down his series of finishing moves – and is about to end Morgan with the brogue kick, when MIZ interferes! He winds up getting kicked off the apron, but the distraction is just enough for SCOTT HALL (the final 1/3 of the “The Insiders”) to strike!
From nowhere, the “Bad Guy” stuns Sheamus with an electrified TASER! ZZZZZZZZZAP! He convulses right into a Carbon Footprint from Blueprint! 1!.. 2!.. 3! Morgan picks up the tainted win! Insiders celebrate! They tricked the system out of a title shot and now they’re ready to collect! Are they a rogue unit, or are they working for somebody else? Who challenges Sheamus © for the BCCW HW championship?? All these questions and more demand to be answered (by MSD, in his post match interview) – but suddenly the Insiders are silent. Miz (still rubbing his face) just smirks and has a few vague & ominous words RE: The Insiders. The True Threat comes From Within. DTA.
Winner: BLUEPRINT MATT MORGAN
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Georgie, this is your Life
Elaborate, extravagant and narcisstic (not to mention self-indulgent) in ring skit celebrating new BCCW Television (Interim) champion GORGEOUS GEORGE. Starring Georgie himself, hosted by "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers (super-agent to the stars) and featuring the comedic stylings of George's indentured servant (with an attitude) Gentleman Tornado. This is "Rock This is Your Life" territory, with Georgie receiving visits from his previous hair-stylist to his former coach - only to rebuff them all with his priceless Human Orchid shtick. In the end it goes on for so long (feels like 20 minutes) but is still thoroughly engrossing. It also puts Georgie Boy over as a ratings bonanza... the numbers came in next week and show him at the top of the charts - beating out American Idol, Jersey Shore & the Ed Sullivan show among others (just like "Rock this is your life" is still inexplicably the highest rated segment in RAW history). Behold your BCCW Television champion. Isn't he gorgeous??
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MASH-UP WRESTLING PAID PROMOTIONAL PIECE:
Finally. The crescendo has peaked. The wait is over. Atlantic Grand Prix is open for business.
Don't miss the Atlantic Grand Prix DEBUT SHOW now airing!
bigelow34.proboards.com/thread/12624/atlantic-grand-prix-wrestling-2013
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JOHN CENA w/ USO’s vs. BULLY RAY w/ HEADHUNTERZ ©
** 8-Man Tag Team Match **
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Cena starts with a rousing promo that actually gets a ton of cheers (and is loaded with pro-West Coast cheap pops). Mash Up Wrestling is the name and John Cena is the realest player in the game! Cena wants to call out Lou Thesz to defend his championship, but gets Bully Ray & T.O.X.I.C. on the mic instead. Bully Ray cuts a threatening promo that instantly garners him heat. T.O.X.I.C. surrounds Cena 4-on-1 before we get the rousing siva tau entrance of West Coast favorites THE USO's! Back from commercial we get the match in it's entirety (competitive see-saw battle with Cena playing face-in-peril and Rikishi building to the hot tag). In the end, Cena FUAA's Bully Ray right out of the ring - Uso's crush Headhunterz with twin top rope splashes - and Rikishi pins Mike Awesome with a ferocious Rikishi-driver! Fans explode! Heels are foiled again! The West Coast favorite Uso's + Rikishi give Cena some of the local rub, in preparation for Cena's big announcement. Coming up next...
Winners: CENA + USO's
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JOHN CENA (as penned by MSD): I heard all the haters. I heard all the doubters. Even if they're afraid to talk, their silence speaks volumes enough. You have the world walking on eggshells, Lou Thesz. Afraid to say one wrong thing for fear of being ostracized... afraid of being blackballed from this game by your Administration of Terror. Well guess what, boyz? There's a new game in town now. Because contrary to your own tightly held belief, Lou Thesz - this game didn't begin with you. And it certainly won't end with you either. It goes on because of the fans, and because this is the new revolution in fantasy wrestling! So I'm going to do something to you Lou Thesz that's worse than death. I'm going to do something worse than screw you out of a title shot or blackball your name. I'm going to take this game from you. And I'm not going to stop, until I hoist that big gold belt over my head and say loud enough for the entire fantasy wrestling universe to hear: THE CHAMP IZ HERE!!
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A Surprise Challenge
Cue ominous entrance of Darth Vader aka Strangler Lewis w/ WORLD CHAMPION LOU THESZ! Strangler Lewis (manager to Thesz) is right at home tonight - California being the location Strangler Lewis lit the Territory Wars on fire with XPW Remixed (before crashing and burning under federal indictments and other unsavory dealings). Strangler Lewis answers Cena's emotional charges with cold facts - Lewis runs the Golden State Athletic Commission, and he can basically get away with anything he wants - Lou Thesz is the champion and he'll never lose the title (because he holds all the cards to the game). But Cena whittles away at the champs manhood on the mic, and makes Thesz bristle with his accusations of cowardice. Like calling another prison inmate a "bitch", Thesz must respond or forever lose face in front of the ravenous fantasy wrestling audience. Cena will FINALLY get his World title shot @ Return to the Scene of the Crime!!
But the verbal battle is far from finished, and Strangler Lewis quickly loses control. Lou Thesz is determined to prove he is a fighting champion and at Cena's urging agrees to put the World championship on the line TONIGHT! What?? Screw the TV time overrun! Screw the advertisers and the objections of Strangler Lewis! Lou Thesz defends the World Title TONIGHT in California! But it won't be against Cena. Who will fight Thesz on short notice? Who is brave enough and in the right statistical position? But more importantly, who will the fans accept as a challenger?? We will get our answer after this mandatory commercial break! Stay tuned...
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** WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP **
LOU THESZ © vs. DAVID VON ERICH
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When Cowboy David Von Erich is revealed as the challenger (seconded by his brothers Kerry & Kevin, and endorsed by John Cena himself) the roof nearly blows off the building. Strong Southwest/Cali connection here and the fans accept DVE as one of their own. In what becomes a spontaneous, unforeseen fantasy wrestling classic, DVE & Thesz ride an emotional roller coaster. Think 1976 NBA Finals as the Boston Celtics took on the Phoenix Suns in an overtime thriller. Thesz is the expected victor, but suddenly the surge of momentum (not to mention support from his bros, fans and friends) propels DVE to another level - and fans realize the magic they are witnessing. They're about to see the greatest uncrowned championship moment in history - something the real Gods cheated us out of in 1984. Just when you think it's finished, it's not. Strangler Lewis has the brothers Kerry & Kevin removed from ringside by security (for being distractions). A ref bump leads to Strangler Lewis ushering in hand-selected replacement referee DANGEROUS DANNY DAVIS. But soon he too is removed from the match by violent force as well (Cena reappears to even the odds & eject Davis with an FUAA)! David Von Erich throws his Gar Heard "Shot Heard Round The World" discus punch to Thesz and comes agonizingly close to victory (a replacement ref was way too slow, missing about 5 seconds of crucial cover time before starting his count). Strangler Lewis is having conniptions at ringside and winds up tangling with John Cena into the stands! In the very end, the World Champion reverses a whip from DVE into a Lou Thesz press for the pin. 1!.. 2! (Thesz illegally grabs the ropes for leverage!).. 3!! The champ retains! No matter the odds, no matter the place, time or location - the champ always gets it done!
Winner (and STILL WORLD CHAMPION): LOU THESZ
We have little time for closing statements or sweeping summaries. Commentators Solie & Striker keep it brief and to the point - anything can happen in Mash-Up Wrestling and BCCW continues to provide the classic encounters. Lou Thesz is the wily veteran willing to go to any extreme to keep his WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP... while the hungry and honorable John Cena has him in his sights! The rematch the world is waiting to see finally goes down @ "Return to the Scene of the Crime"! Stay tuned!!
** FADE OUT **
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MASH-UP WRESTLING OUTRO
You're Either In Or You're Out.
MSD Clooney
Slade Pitt
wwefan Mac
rexxxx Cheadle
dangerrick Damon
Karl Hugo Reiner
"I'm staying in".
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Mash-Up Wrestling & BCCW presents...
** WORLD championship **
Lou Thesz (1955) © vs John Cena (2013)