Post by MadStepDad on Mar 28, 2013 11:25:56 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 3-minute interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
This is the point from which I could never return...
And if I back down now then forever I burn/
This is the point from which I could never retreat
Cause If I turn back now there can never be peace/
This is the point from which I will die or succeed
Living the struggle, I know I'm alive when I bleed/
From now on it can never be the same as before
cuz the PLACE THAT I'M FROM DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE...
** Immortal Technique **
** CUT TO RING **
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Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos
BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon in ring to make official proclamation RE: Heavyweight Championship title scene (see contract signing from BCCW TV Episode #12)... BCCW is about honor, value, respect, hard-work, discipline and sacrifice. All traits thoroughly exhibited by BCCW HW champion Sheamus & challenger Crusher Casey. When those ideals are compromised or violated, justice must be served (review video of Mark Henry 2013's violent interruption)...
Enter the World's Strongest Man himself MARK HENRY to question Commissioner Muldoon's "authority"... Henry's threats of physical intimidation towards Muldoon draw forth stalwart defender SHEAMUS © for his fiery retort! Mark Henry is nothing but a simple-minded, brutish BULLY. When he can't have things his way he cries, whines and complains like a baby! The problem is, some people are afraid to stand up to big bad bullies... but NOT SHEAMUS!
Sheamus © wants justice served RIGHT NOW (so does the crowd!)... but a dark cloud is cast over the proceedings when the "James Dean of Death Match Wrestling" makes his walkout - enter DEAN AMBROSE... the psychological villain taunts Sheamus © & Commissioner Muldoon with Death Star allusions and throws his lot in with Darth Vader (Mark Henry) himself...
Commissioner Muldoon is resolute nonetheless, and still prepares to deliver his announcement (which is apparently going to be something Mark Henry *DOESN'T* want to hear)... because the World's Strongest Man grabs Muldoon by his suitcoat lapel and shakes him violently... Sheamus intercedes but it's just a set-up for Dean Ambrose striking him from behind! Quick two-on-1 beatdown before Sheamus © gets driven into the mat with a World's Strongest Slam! Finally security intervenes and separates the men, but the damage has been done (Sheamus is taken backstage by trainers concerned about his ribs)... during commercial break Muldoon issues a fan-pleasing ultimatum between the two attackers - and the two babyfaces who came down to the ring to help Sheamus & stand up to Mark Henry): Tag Team Match NOW! Returning from commercial break, and the contest begins...
MARK HENRY & DEAN AMBROSE vs SAMMARTINO & CRUSHER CASEY
** Tag Team Match **
versus
Bad guys are dark and overpowering but the Heroes of Light never waver. Mark Henry succumbs to his own malicious streak when he sees Sheamus reappear (hobbled) at ringside to seek revenge. Mark Henry forsakes the match for the opportunity to impale a wounded Sheamus THROUGH the ringside barricade wall! "HOLY S***!" chant and total match breakdown.
"Winners" = CRUSHER CASEY & SAMMARTINO
THAT'S WHAT I DO! Another entry in Mark Henry's Hall of Pain! Who *REALLY* has the power to stop his rampage??? Commissioner Muldoon claims to know the answer... more to come as it develops...
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
JOHN CENA (penned by MSD): I know what you're thinking... It's prolly gonna be some kicked doors... some shoot outs. Oh, you didn't know? It's Night of Champions season! And everybody wants to take their shot @ championship glory! Tonight we're on our final stop before the big show... and we all know, nobody does it bigger than Texas! So that's why tonight, I have a very special request to make. I figure, if I'm gonna get booed anyway - why go half-assed?? Why not go ALL the way!! So that's why tonight - I'm calling out a Texan legend. Somebody that I've had my share of run-ins with in the past, that never seemed to go quite my way... Night of Champions III is my night for redemption, but before that happens - I have a demon that must be exorcised... right here tonight, LIVE in Texas. Yeah I already know you're in building, and I know you're watching the monitor backstage with your beady little eyes... so TERRY FUNK I'M CALLING YOU OUT!! Let's do this one last time, man on man! But not just any fight - a TEXAS DEATH MATCH! The only way to prove Hustle, Loyalty, Respect ain't dead is by beating the life out of T.O.X.I.C. right here in Texas!! Bully Ray, Lou Thesz, Killer Kowalski.. everybody who wants to take shots at the Chain gang... watch closely! Cuz once you pass the point you can never go home, you've got to face the possibility of dying alone. So tell me, how could you die for the throne? When you don't even have the heart to die for your own?? THE CHAMP IS HERE.
John Cena vs Terry Funk
(Texas Death Match)
Tonight! Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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RHINO vs GENTLEMAN TORNADO (w/ Gorgeous George)
** Catchweight Bout **
versus
Winner: RHINO
Rhino kills Gentleman Tornado, almost gores former agent "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers (again) - but gets blinded by his TV Title (Interim) opponent @ Fallout Festival, Gorgeous George Wagner! One big spray of Chanel #10 in the manbeast's eyes, and he's Jake the Snake writhing in a puddle of Arrogance! Rhino may have won the battle (Gentleman Tornado is OUT) - but Gorgeous George & Buddy Rogers get the final bow! See you @ Night of Champions III, Rhino! But you won't see us!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
A boisterous T.O.X.I.C. president Bully Ray is drinking with his gang, while a belligerent Terry Funk is tearing up the dressing room behind them. Bully Ray laughs at Cena for poking a vicious, drunk animal (an enraged Terry Funk) with a stick - and assumes no responsibility for what happens to Cena tonight against Funk. Bully Ray fully authorizes the match and gets Terry Funk even more fired up to shred flesh = enter the barbed wire! John Cena you won't even make it to NoCIII, you signed your death warrant tonight!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** Monster-Mash Triple Threat **
MATT MORGAN vs HEIDENREICH vs BIG DADDY VOODOO
** Super-Heavyweight Bout **
versus versus
Winner: "BLUEPRINT" MATT MORGAN
Highlight of the segment comes when MIZ spontaneously joins Striker & Solie on commentary to hype his new faction: Miz, Scott Hall & "Blueprint" Matt Morgan! "The Insiders"!! The true threat comes from within! DTA!
Insiders connect. Universal truth is not measured in mass appeal.
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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THE 4th BRANCH
The Axis of Evil cuts another incendiary promo, trying to raise an emotional reaction from the strong-willed Texan crowd... but they get Yellow Rose of Texas DAVID VON ERICH instead! So the Axis of Evil try to goad David into facing insurmountable odds and sheer death - but David isn't foolish. He brought his own back-up tonight - and everybody is prepared to fight this battle to the end...
Enter KEVIN & KERRY VON ERICH!!
The crowd goes CRAZY! The Axis recoils! The Von Erich's ATTACK and drive the foreign menaces off the turf! But this battle isn't finished -BCCW, Texas... hell, FANTASY WRESTLING ITSELF isn't big enough to hold both sides. Something has to give... and at Night of Champions III, somebody will fall. David makes the challenge on behalf of Texas - Von Erichs vs Axis of Evil, Loser Leaves Town Match! The Von Erich's will drive the Axis from Fantasy Wrestling forever OR DIE TRYING!!!
Axis of Evil vs Von Erich boyz
(Loser Leaves Town Match)
Only @ Night of Champions III from Dallas Texas!!
Stay tuned!
Kerry, Kevin & David Von Erich will fight to the death in defense of this land! FREEDOM!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
ULTIMATE WARRIOR explains EVENT HORIZON
Scene closes with the ominous entrance of DEAN AMBROSE... high off his exhilarating finish earlier tonight (he hit an unsuspecting Sammartino with his finisher after the match) to challenge Ultimate Warrior! Dean Ambrose is the fantasy wrestling LEGEND KILLER and in the MitB match @ NoCIII he has his eyes on an even *greater* prize - the scalp of destrucity! Tense face off before Ambrose closes off with the maniacal laugh and slinks away...
Money-in-the-Bank Match @ Night of Champions III
feat: ULTIMATE WARRIOR vs DEAN AMBROSE!!
Don't you understand they'll never let me live out in peace
Concrete jungle, guerrilla war out in the streets
Nat Turner with the sickle pitch fork and machete
The end of the world, motherfucker you not ready
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Killer Kowalski holds court over his minions and threatens them with all kinds of doom and gloom if they don't uphold his lofty standard (Killer Kowalski = Money-in-the-Bank @ NoCIII). Killer Kowalski ominously promises a statement will be made tonight...
** Money-in-the-Bank Qualifying Match **
RYBACK vs BAD INTENTIONS
** Handicap Match **
versus
Winner: RYBACK
The caveat was, if Bad Intentions won - then stablemate Tommaso Ciampa would be entered into the MitB match @ NoCIII. But Bad Intentions failed, and ultimately TCiampa himself put the nail in his own coffin with a Kendo stick miscue. Ryback storms back (amid some growing fan chants of "GOOOOOLDBERG! GOOOOOOLDBERG!" ) and hits a huge Shell Shock on Giant Bernard... before closing with an even *bigger* Shellshock to Karl Anderson AND TCiampa at the same time! Crowd explodes for that and responds with "FEED ME MORE!" chants. Ryback = Money-in-the-Bank!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
We return to find Killer Kowalski congregating with his flustered and defeated camp in the middle of the ring. In a sick twist, Killer Kowalski becomes CM Punk in charge of the Nexus - and picks Karl Anderson out of the crowd to suffer violent retribution. Kowalski murders him with the Kendo stick before forcing all his minions to excommunicate their stablemate as well. Giant Bernard, Misty Blue Simmes, Alexxis Nevaeh & finally Tommaso Ciampa all lay into Karl Anderson with their finishers and leave him laying. Killer Kowalski just storms out, leaving his camp traumatized... It's Killer Season...
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
Killer Kowalski = Money in the Bank!!
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UMAGA versus MIKE AWESOME
** Heavyweight Match **
versus
Evolution of this battle is bloody and dramatic. Neither man wilts, neither will die. Awesome kicks out of a top rope splash (surprising Umaga) - and the Samoan Bulldozer no-sells a sick unprotected chair shot to the head that leaves Mike Awesome paralyzed in shock! Awesome wants to bail into the safety of his T.O.X.I.C. embrace and lure the Wild Samoans (+ Umaga) into an attack by fraternity members Aces & Eights (feat: D-Von Dudley, Tomko & Knux)... but chaos ensues when the USO's join the fray and attack Aces & 8s! A 12-man riot breaks out and forces its way into a commercial break... handcuffs are off @ Night of Champions III when Mike Awesome & Headhunterz defend their BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles against the Wild Samoans (+ Umaga)!! STAY TUNED!!
Winner: NONE (no finish)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Titles **
Headhunterz © versus Wild Samoans
Only @ Night of Champions III! Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
BCCW fight night correspondent Kofi Kingston is with WORLD TITLE #1 contender Rob Van Dam... the fans are responsible for propelling RVD into this match against Lou Thesz ©... and he plans on reciprocating that love when he defeats Thesz © for the WORLD TITLE @ NoCIII!! But Kofi Kingston is warning RVD not to take tonight's "preliminary challenge" (coming up next)... because it could be a set-up from the Thesz/Strangler Lewis camp. But RVD is prepared for anything and vows he will never let the fans down... they came to make some noise, see some action and get high with R!.. V!.. D!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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ROB VAN DAM vs DANGEROUS DANNY DAVIS
** Middleweight Bout **
versus
The 1987-villain Danny Davis was seconded to the ring by Strangler Lewis, and the nefarious duo drew concentrated levels of heat against all-popular RVD (1999). But even Strangler Lewis' deft heel interference couldn't stop RVD's momentum. Strangler spin-kicked off the apron - another potato for the floundering Danny Davis lays him cold - BAM! 5-Star Frog splash finish.
Winner: ROB VAN DAM
RVD doesn't get to his savor his victory before he is interrupted by a winded (but smiling) Strangler Lewis on the mic. Strangler thanks RVD for the showing tonight, and welcomes a competitive match @ NoCIII (yeah right). First a few announcements RE: that match on behalf of the champion. 1) tonight's match finished Danny Davis' contractual obligations with BCCW, thus is no longer employed by the company. Which means he has been *reinstated in his role as referee* by an Independent athletic commission (BOOOOOOOO!) 2) Danny Davis is the assigned referee for the WORLD TITLE match @ NoCIII... (BOOOOOOOOO!) 3) Furthermore - under the 3 strikes law of the athletic commission - RVD will be subjected to a random drug screening both immediately BEFORE and AFTER his Title match @ NoCIII!! (BOOOOOOO!) Commentators cover real-life instances of MMA victories being overturned after the fact due to failed post fight drug tests. Even RVD himself was stripped of the XPW TV title for the same thing before (one of his previous 2 strikes)!! BOOOOOOOOOOOO! Another political minefield constructed by a powermad dictator! When will they learn they don't rule the world?? No one man should have all this power!
World Champion LOU THESZ and his camp take publicity photos on the trail to Night of Champions III.
** WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP **
Lou Thesz © versus Rob Van Dam
Only @ Night of Champions III!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** Main Event **
JOHN CENA versus TERRY FUNK
** Texas Death Match **
versus
Hellacious match spills all around ringside and into the crowd. Finally ends with a sick FUAA from Cena to Funk OFF the ring apron THROUGH a bed of barbed wire-wrapped tables! Terry Funk became entangled in the death trap and couldn't answer the refs 10 count in time ("Texas Death Match" = basically Last Man Standing Rules).
Winner: JOHN CENA
JOHN CENA (as penned by MSD): Bully Ray you say I can't win the big one without the help of a woman. That somehow, by having a strong female in my corner makes me less of a man. Well, it's true Trish Stratus will be in my corner @ NoCIII when I oppose you - as a deterrent against your *lovely & classy* wife, Brooke Hogan. But the only bitch I see in this equation is YOU, Bully Ray! Jumping people from behind, gangland beatdowns, T.O.X.I.C. threats - they all end here! I don't care what you think of me, I don't care if you think my style is "abrasive" or "too much attitude"... this is ME. And I bring the fire every time I touch down. I swear by the blood on my hands right now I will never ever stop.
Hustle, Loyalty, Respect isn't just some famous tagline. It isn't just some fancy motto to sell T-shirts - it's a a code of life. MY LIFE. But to receive respect you must *EARN* respect - and Lou Thesz, you have completely lost my respect. I see you now for what you truly are - a coward. Hiding behind the shield of injustice that cloaks your entire reign. Taking credit for others ideas, stealing victories and basking in your own self-importance. You have others do your dirty work for you, you pull public eruptions but sneak behind the scenes like a snake in the grass and you have a weird bald spot on the back of your head. But most glaring of all sir, you have no balls. I am inclined to believe you have what is called, a "mangina"! You know, a great author named L. Frank Baum once wrote "ding dong the witch is dead"... (crowd starts singing the refrain)... Well never has that been more appropriate than right now. Because this is the end of the world. Everybody wants to know about EVENT HORIZON? I'll tell you what it is - a new beginning. This is the last time that I kneel and pray to the sky... cuz almost everything that I was always ever told was a lie.
The *POWER*... the *REAL POWER*... it doesn't come from gold. It doesn't come from fake colors or number of championships or total posts or the number of dead bodies between you and the title you clutch... you wanna know the truth? The real power comes from right *HERE*.. (gestures to the live arena)... THE FANS ARE THE POWER! (CHEEEEEER!!!) That's why we do what we do - it's because the fans demanded it. I will fight with my back against the wall in a darkened room if I have to... and when the lights go black - and EVENT HORIZON begins - that's exactly what will happen. At Night of Champions III Bully Ray I'm gonna bring the heat to you like you've never felt before! The Thesz/Lewis administration is under fire from the 4:20 nation! The world is in conflict and EVENT HORIZON HAS BEGUN. And in the end... it will ultimately be the *FANS* who win this war.
That's right, the FANS really run this game!!
And the FANS have spoken:
** Per decree of Commissioner Muldoon - the BCCW HW match @ NoCIII has indeed become a Triple Threat match... but Mark Henry has been suspended for his violent actions - and the fans have awarded the 3rd spot to... BRUNO SAMMARTINO!! Sheamus © vs Crusher Casey vs Bruno Sammartino!!
** To ensure fair play and consistency in officiating - the WORLD TITLE match between Thesz © vs RVD has been changed to Best 2 out of 3 Falls!
** EVENT HORIZON is the start of a new game beginning May 1st - MSD's MASH-UP WRESTLING - on the only site that matters: "What Would U Do Crew" clubhouse! Stay tuned for this exciting new chapter in Fantasy Wrestling & Fight-Fiction history!!
It all comes to a head at NIGHT of CHAMPIONS III where the top titles in fantasy wrestling will be defended!!!
Stay tuned!
** FADE OUT **
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OUTRO
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BCCW presents
NIGHT of CHAMPIONS III
** BCCW HW championship **
Sheamus © vs Crusher Casey vs Bruno Sammartino
** Money-in-the-Bank Match **
feat. Ultimate Warrior, Dean Ambrose, Killer Kowalski, Mil Mascaras, Ryback & Paul London
** WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP **
Lou Thesz © versus Rob Van Dam
(Best 2 out of 3 Falls)
** BCCW (Interim) TV Title Finals **
Gorgeous George (w/ Gentleman Tornado) vs RHINO
John Cena (w/ Trish Stratus) vs Bully Ray (w/ Brooke Hogan)
(World Title Shot on the Line)
** BCCW Middleweight Championship **
Alberto Del Rio © versus Wild Red Berry
(Submission Match)
** Woman's Championship **
Mildred Burke © vs Alexxis Nevaeh vs Misty Blue Simmes
(3-Way Dance)
The Axis vs Von Erich boyz
(Loser Leaves Town Match)
** BCCW Flyweight Title **
Low-Ki (2004) © versus Gus Sonnenberg (1929)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Titles **
Headhunterz © versus Wild Samoans