Post by MadStepDad on Mar 28, 2013 11:20:11 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight is a HUGE 6-man MitB Qualifying match! Stay tuned! **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you from Houston TX:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie &Matt Striker
BCCW PROMISES HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT RE: THE FUTURE OF FANTASY WRESTLING.
COMING SOON TO BCCW TV.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS LANDMARK MOMENT.
Stay tuned!!
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** BCCW Interim Television title Tourney **
GORGEOUS GEORGE (w/ Gentleman Tornado) versus
TOMMASO CIAMPA versus DAMIEN SANDOW
vs. vs.
The same bizarre, off-beat tomfoolery that made Zach Ryder a smash in 2010 and Fandango post-WM29 originated with the Human Orchid himself (though we're all just a bit more liberal-minded enough now to celebrate these heelish narcissisms with cheers instead of the bile George got in his day). Thus, Gorgeous George Wagner and his indentured servant (comically enough) Gentleman Tornado continue their odyssey up the rankings. Fans chanting/humming George's theme song (Pomp & Circumstance) helps drive the already-unhinged Tommaso Ciampa further. Props for the routines shared by George & Sandow who each tried to smile and remain civil while face to face - but looked for quick and dastardly ways to sabotage each other when one wasn't looking! An Apex Predator-lite, Tommaso Ciampa controls most of the action - but lets his anger slip (taking out Gentleman Tornado at ringside) - allowing a desperate Gorgeous George to earn a sneak roll-up (with handful of tights) when Ciampa re-entered the ring! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! By George, the Gorgeous One has done it! Sandow quickly turns to fake smiles and bows gracefully, shaking Georges hand in victory (cuz who needs mindless TV anyway?). TCiampa complains long and loudly - while reacting to the myriad crowd chants directed at him for getting rolled up by a dainty. Meanwhile the Human Orchid salutes his victory in the ring (after having the mat, microphone and MSD sprayed down with Chanel disinfectant by Gentleman Tornado) with a brief soliloquy on his greatness: "win if you can, lost if you must - but always cheat! And look pretty doing it!!"
Winner: GORGEOUS GEORGE
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Backstage correspondent MSD with the mic trying to get word from somebody - Muldoon, Sheldon Goldberg, Paul Bowser, ANYBODY - about this Event Horizons thing but all he finds is "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble and his Whack Pack crew (including Chase Del Monte). They are complaining because Paul London has been advertised in the main event MitB qualifying match - but is unable to compete. Rumble thinks *HIS* guy Chase Del Monte should get that shot, and is on his way to make it happen! Move b***, get out the way!
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SAMI CALLIHAN vs. BRIAN FURY (w/ Aces & 8s)
** Middleweight Match **
versus
The Uso's (w/ Rikishi) show up to off-set the Aces & Eights advantage held by Brian Fury, allowing Callihan to cinch a Stretch Muffler for the tap. Brief post-mach showdown between Uso's + Callihan and the A&8 faction (including D-Von, Tomko & Brian Fury) is teased... but D-Von leads the crew away before blows can be thrown... Uso's dance away the segment, while Sami Callihan walks away in disgust...
Winner: SAMI CALLIHAN
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Cameras finally find Commissioner William Muldoon, but he is in the middle of a meeting between Low-Ki & Gus Sonnenberg. There is suspicion regarding the identity of the man who attacked Paul London - removing him from the Flyweight match @ Fallout Festival. But one thing is certain - Low Ki was chosen to compete that night in London's absence, while Gus Sonnenberg chose to compete in the Title Shot Battle Royal. No hard feelings and GSon congratulates Low-Ki on his victory, but warns him he is coming for the title. Low-Ki welcomes the challenge with honor. But first - Low-Ki must defend the FW title TONIGHT against SABU in a rematch from their PPV! And William Muldoon is here to warn Low-Ki that Sabu may have turned T.O.X.I.C. in the wake of his title loss... and no comment RE: "Event Horizon".
** BCCW FW championship **
Low-Ki © versus Sabu
TONIGHT!!
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MISTY BLUE SIMMES (debut) vs. TRISH STRATUS
(w/ special referee Mildred Burke ©)
versus
w/ special referee
Impressive debut for Misty Blue who has serious East Coast dungeon-like credentials (a real-life graduate of Killer Kowalski's school of hard knocks). Mildred Burke has been *demoted* to referee by administrator Eve Torres and is not happy about it. Burke isn't shy about inserting herself into the action or having words with either competitor. Finally - one word too many is exchanged with frequent foe Trish Stratus - and the two woman go chest to chest! Burke & Trish argue loudly, allowing Simmes to sneak up from behind and BLAST Trish with a missile dropkick from the middle rope! Trish collides with Burke! Falls into a back cracker from Misty! Mildred Burke bounces off the ropes and hits the mat just in time to count a quick, pissed-off pinfall! 1!.2!.3! Misty Blue Simmes pins Trish Stratus' shoulders to the mat in her BCCW debut match! She celebrates while officials pry Trish & Burke apart. Post match, Misty Blue Simmes has some words for both woman and any haters who doubted the efficiency of her training camp. Misty shouts out everybody in her Killer Kowalski-affiliation *EXCEPT* stablemate Alexxis Nevaeh!
Winner: MISTY BLUE SIMMES
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Bomb TV-style footage of Simmes & stablemate Alexxis Nevaeh arguing voraciously among themselves. It is finally broken up by BCCW Woman's Div Prez EVE TORRES GRACIE. She makes the following match for next Fight Night: Alexxis Nevaeh vs Brittany Brown vs Sable (Triple Threat Match) w/ womans champion Mildred Burke special ref! Alexxis has a chance to prove her tuff talk there! Alexxis & Misty exchange death glares and march away. Woman's Triple Threat match! Next BCCW Fight Night!
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WILD SAMOANS versus PRIME TIME PLAYAZ
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
versus
w/
PtP stay on the map with their flashy, crowd pleasing entrance shtick - but the action belongs to Wild Samoans. The trio of savages run through their assortment of spots (solo, double and - most dreaded of all - triple teams) drawing louder cheers every time. Young Rockstar Kaos (circa 2001) eats the double headbutt/Umaga top rope splash combo; finishing the match definitely. BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions the Headhunterz best take note - Wild Samoans have them in their sights!
Winners: WILD SAMOANS
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
BCCW MW champion Alberto Del Rio is participating in a backstage promo with MSD (selling his babyface championship defense at Fallout Festival against Hans Schmidt) - when they are interrupted by WILD RED BERRY & DAMIEN SANDOW. The haughty geniuses chuckle at Del Rio and slyly assuage MSD's earlier inquiries about "Event Horizon". But they refuse any direct answers - only obscurely mentioning a changing of the guard and a strengthening of the Territory Wars Illuminati core. Something that will move to change the game forever. They warn Del Rio he will feel that wrath personally - because Wild Red Berry wants the BCCW MW championship for himself. Berry & Sandow close by hinting at a new legal adviser who joined their stable, and will debut with them next BCCW TV Episode! Stay tuned!!
To all Territory Warriors in advance: YOU'RE WELCOME.
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** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
LOW-KI © versus SABU
versus
Prop-filled collision elicits "HOLY ****" and "WE WANT TABLES!" (delivered) chants from the crowd. Match *ends* with a Sabu leg drop through a table after the official "Sabu = T.O.X.I.C." turn (D-Von Dudley showed up to interfere on Sabu's behalf)... but none other than GUS SONNENBERG shows up on the scene to save the day! (CHEEEEEER!!) He prevents the nefarious finish, neutralizes D-Von at ringside, and allows for Low-Ki to make the fan-pleasing comeback against a distracted Sabu! Wham, bam, Ki-crusher slam - Low Ki pins Sabu to retain HIS Flyweight championship!
Winner (and STILL BCCW FW champion): LOW-KI
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
PAUL BOWSER: (as penned by MSD) Thank you for this time, MSD. As president of BCCW I’d like to just take a few moments to address some issues and concerns raised within the online community these last few weeks. Rest assured, fantasy wrestling fans - Broken City Championship Wrestling will continue. And thrive. We are entering a new era of unparalleled creative freedom - the likes of which have never been experienced in this realm before. We refer to these awakenings as “Event Horizon”. There will be more information released in the coming weeks as to what this actually means, and how this affects the fantasy wrestling multiverse. This is HUGE. It all climaxes on April 28th with the real Night of Champions III - live from Dallas TX. The revolution *IS* being televised and the bat signal has pointed skywards. The winds of change are whipping into tornado velocity, and it all touches down right here in BCCW - your exclusive home for the hottest fantasy wrestling action on the planet (and beyond). I sincerely hope you continue on this rocket ship journey with us as we blast off into fantasy wrestling infinity and beyond on the only plane that matters: Broken City Championship Wrestling @ The Place to Be!
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** Money-in-the-Bank Qualifier **
ELIA vs. BLKJEEZ vs. BKENDRICK vs. CHASE DEL MONTE
versus RUCKUS versus… PAUL LONDON (return)!!
(Ladder Match)
versus versus
versus
versus versus
Commentators call the action, hype the Money-in-the-Bank Ladder Match @ Night of Champions III and surmise the meaning of "Event Horizon". Is it a new PPV show? Lou Thesz' championship announcement RE: his new #1 contender? Or something else entirely? One thing is certain - BCCW has got the fantasy wrestling world buzzing. Again. Elia & Chase Del Monte were both able to worm their way into this match on technicalities, but in the end it's all for naught. Big emphasis is placed on the Texas Wrestling Academy for producing such talent as Paul London & Brian Kendrick (who shines in this match tonight). Everybody looks good - Tony Rumble/Chase Del Monte & Elia/Crown Jewels crumble and burn. Ruckus & Kendrick light up the sky with their aerial maneuvers and BLKJeez is forever the arrogant, malicious heel. Until the big car-crash finale at the end with everybody being laid out... and hometown fave PAUL LONDON makes the run-in! (More like "slightly hobbled-in").
Despite being advertised for this match (solace for being removed from his title match @ Fallout Festival), Paul London still couldn't get medical clearance to compete in time. But like he told the world on twitter prior, NOTHING was gonna stop him from showing up in his home state of Texas! Like a game of Parkour, Paul London races up, around and over the debris and fallen bodies - to literally hop *OFF* the back of BLKJeez - onto the ladder - where he scales it to grab the MitB contract!?! What?? Is this even legal?? The fans certainly except this ending, and respond with cheers and chants! Paul London takes the briefcase and steals away to celebrate in the embrace of his grateful fanbase!!
Winner: PAUL LONDON
** The fans have decided who will face Lou Thesz © @ Night of Champions III! Winner revealed on the next BCCW TV Episode! **
** Two more HUGE Money-in-the-Bank Qualifying matches! **
** Has John Cena finally lost his last chance @ redemption?? **
** Will the President of T.O.X.I.C - Bully Ray - continue his infamous rise to the top?? **
And what of this EVENT HORIZON??
Stay tuned to BCCW and find out!!!
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