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Post by MadStepDad on May 12, 2011 13:10:45 GMT -5
AFTERMATH PPV [/color][/size] “I got the internet going nuts.” Paul Wall – “Still Tippin” Broken City Championship Wrestling continues to consume the internet like no other fantasy league before it. The lights, the colors, the intoxication, the magic. LIVE from the Broken City Slaughtahouse, BCCW proudly presents “AFTERMATH”. Tonight, all three singles titles are on the line plus we will crown the first ever BCCW Tag Team champions in a brutal 4-way clash of styles. We’ll be throwing the show recap back to some of the brightest and biggest names in the IWC. Just for anybody who may have forgotten how ill Brockton is, and how dope BCCW has become. Here’s your reminder: [/color] 1) WADE BARRETT (w/ Bobby “the Brain” Heenan) versus TED DIBIASE JR (w/ Maryse) (Million $$$ Championship Match) [/size] versus Wade Barrett tried to jumpstart the match, but only got maybe a minute or so of offense in before things went south. Credit some distraction from Maryse, I believe. Speaking of whom: I am becoming a bigger and bigger fan with each passing week. It's something I've talked about from time to time, but she looks like she BELIEVES WHAT'S HAPPENING; her reactions and stuff seem that much more genuine. And also: I know I'm on record with a simplicity-fetish when it comes to personal style, but I also consider myself extraordinarily discerning when it comes to matching the right look with the right chick to create a dead-on-perfect total package. And Maryse? Unlike just about every diva since 1989, she can actually work the Miss Elizabeth Classy Evening Gown Look like nobody's business. Once Barrett settled in on offense, it was mostly with a focus on Dibiase’s neck. This led to an (ugh) chinlock as Dibiase’s Fire-Up-Out-Of Hold du jour... but the fire up was aborted, as Barrett retook control and started lining Dibiase up for a Wasteland right to the aforementioned neck. But Dibiase countered that by snatching him into a Dream Street attempt. Barrett managed to escape that (thanks to key interference from Bobby Heenan on the apron), but now Dibiase was in control. German Suplex connects, and now Dibiase's going up top. Bobby Heenan provided an expertly-timed distraction, and things ended up with Dibiase leaping off the top, but Barrett dodged out of the way. Ref bump. Maryse slides the Million $$$ belt into the ring, but it winds up in Barrett’s hand. Almost immediately, Barrett swooped in, but missed the belt shot, and Dibiase rolled him up with a Schoolboy. Heenan on the apron again for the distraction, and this time Maryse hops up on the other side and enters the ring. Dibiase positions Barrett for a face-welting slap…. But MARYSE LOWBLOWS DIBIASE!!!! SWERVE!!! Wasteland from Wade Barrett and for added leverage he not only put his feet up on the ropes, but Maryse came over and pulled down on his legs to make sure Dibiase could not escape. Wade Barrett is the new Million $$$ Champion and Maryse is the new Diamond Dynasty doll!!! [A roughly 15 minute opener, and although it seemed to start off a bit slower than was, strictly-speaking, necessary, once Barrett really got into telling the story of going to work on Dibiase's neck, it was all good. The final 2-3 minutes or so were really tight, and I think the finish is exactly the perfect way to go to set the tone for coming matches....]
RICK SCAIA WINNER (and NEW Million $$$ Champion): WADE BARRETT _______________________________________________________ 2) PUBLIC ENEMY versus BLK MOBB (Tag Team Tables Match) [/size] versus Table match: Public Enemy v. BLK MOBB Lots of insane spots here to start, as Sabian hits a plancha onto Grunge, but tries the rail run and splatz into a well-placed table. A ladder and a chair get involved, and the BLK MOBB get the first table breaking by doing yet another insane spot, with Ruckus coming off the top of the ladder and Sabian flying out of nowhere at the same time for a double splash onto Flyboy Rocco. Crowd chants “Holy Shit” for that one. It really has to be seen to be appreciated. They go for part two on Grunge, but he escapes. Public Enemy then one-up them by bringing two sets of ring stairs into the ring, then setting up a table on them, then superbombing Sabian through the table. Man, if his head had been a foot back, he’d be dead. That’z just insane. So if either Ruckus or Grunge go through a table now, it’z over. Two tables get set up in the aisle way under the taxi that looms over the entranceway, and Sabian is put on the top one. Kind of a dumb idea, since Sabian was already “eliminated” anyway. Flyboy Rocco ends up battling Ruckus on the entranceway itself, and takes a Nestea Plunge backwards, through the top table. Sabian moves in time to get off, takes out Grunge and puts him on the surviving table, and Ruckus does the senton bomb, off the entranceway, through Grunge on the table for the win at 10:17. See what happens you stick the Public Enemy in there with an actual talented team instead of a pair of useless brawlers like in ECW? ****1/2, which is just about the highest rating I’ve ever given a Public Enemy match.
** SCOTT KEITH **Winner: THE BLK MOBB _______________________________________________________ INTERLUDE Backstage, "KING KONG" BRUISER BRODY is interviewed about his recent betrayal and beat down of the "Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant. Suddenly, and shockingly he is joined by these men: THE GRAND WIZARD & ORIGINAL SHEIK!!! 3) ABDULLAH the BUTCHER (w/ TGW) versus MIL MASCARAS (Falls Count Anywhere match) [/size] versus The crowd chanted "Mascaras, Mascaras" early in the match. He hung Abdullah upside down in the corner and ran at him. Abdullah the Butcher came back early and hit him with a street sign. He slidekicked the sign into Mascaras’ face. Abdullah gouged Mascaras, but ended up hurt and his arm had a gash. The Butcher revealed that he was wrapped in barbed wire. He unwound it to use as a weapon. He tied Mascaras in the ropes, then he pulled out the barbed wire wrapped baseball bat. TGF jumped on Mascaras from behind. Mascaras clotheslined Abdullah & The Grand Wizard over the top rope at the same time! As Mascaras charged Abdullah at ringside, The Butcher armdragged Mascaras into the stairs. He followed by whipping Mascaras into the stairs. Mascaras went knees-first into them and flipped over to the floor. When Mascaras returned to the ring, Abdullah stuck him with the fork and drove him to the floor. Abdullah took a table out from under the ring. The Butcher squirted Mascaras with lighter fluid! Mascaras punched Abdullah. On commentary, Honky Tonk Man asked if Abdullah planned to set Mascaras on fire. MSD said, "You think?"
Mascaras hit a diving cross body block for a two count. TGF distracted Mascaras as he was about to hit Abdullah with another top rope move. Abdullah then spike DDT'd a distracted Mascaras for a two count at 9:00. Abdullah hit Mascaras with a barbed wire baseball bat. Mascaras had no layers of clothing to absorb some of the sharp edges, and Abdullah then went to the face and scraped Mascaras (slightly tearing his mask again), who began bleeding. Abdullah scored a two count. The Butcher pulled out a bag of thumb tacks and poured them into the corner of the ring. Mascaras reversed Abdullah with a back suplex onto the tacks. The Butcher sat up with tacks sticking out of his back. A bloody Mascaras pulled out a wrench and gave TGF a definitive “get off the apron and mind your business” smash to the cranium. He landed on the floor and bled from the mouth.
Abdullah then bashed Mascaras with the barbed wire baseball bat at 13:00. Abdullah sat and smiled with his face covered in blood, a vintage Butcher pose. The Butcher squirted lighter fluid on a table, then set it on fire. Mascaras unleashed a spectacular missle dropkick from literally across the ring, that speared Abdullah through the ropes and off the apron through the table on fire!!! That called for a vintage "Oh my God!" from MSD. Abdullah rolled off of the fire right away, only to be crushed by a flying splash off the top rope from Mascaras (who sailed OVER The Grand Wizard who could only watch on helplessly) who draped his arm over The Butcher for a three count. Mil and Abdullah were both slow to get up. The Butcher & TGF left first. Then Mascaras accepted an ovation from the crowd.
WINNER: Mil Mascaras in 15:00.
STAR RATING: ****3/4 -- Good hardcore style match. The match built well and didn't waste any stunts without a semblance of selling.
WADE KELLER _______________________________________________________ 4) POGO the CLOWN (w/ Serena) versus NECRO BUTCHER (w/ Luke Gallows) (For the rights to the “SES” franchise in BCCW) [/size] versus POGO versus BUTCHER. The Straight Edge Society enter first, and man alive for all the pro-Serena stuff I've said this past few months in an attempt to get you shallow, style-over-substance diptards to realize how a chick can be bald and still hot, she really dropped the ball tonight. Capri pants and heels. Seriously, Serena, seriously? First of all: heels should never be worn with pants; they're for dresses and skirts. Only. If you're wearing jeans or whatever, just do sneakers or sandals or even a pair of sassy boots, but not heels. And NEVER Capri Pants. EVER. Unless you are of my mother's generation, or want people to look at you like you are of their mother's generation, NEVER. Even William Shatner agrees with me on this, and NONE of us want to know what HIS mother looks like these days.
Necro Butcher enters second, and does some fun little taunting posery with former SES honcho (of the BCCW chapter) LUKE GALLOWS, before getting into the ring to kick things off. But not to kick them off well.
Opening minutes are almost 100% Pogo, with just sporadic Hope Spots for Necro Butcher. The whole crew is spot on this whole time, too. Serena chimes in with a few kicks (and great facial expressions, which I can appreciate since they were shot from the neck up, and I could see no capris), Luke lands a few naughty shots, and Butcher is just GOLD as he decides THIS MATCH is the one where he will suddenly go all Gorgeous George on us and preen and twirl his precious beautiful hair as if it is the most important thing in the world. Fun times. Pogo's offense also evolves from initially strike-y to submission-y over time, including a surfboard and even a Gory Special (correctly called by MSD~!) as they toyed with an emphasis on Pogo attacking Necro Butcher's ribs/mid-section.
Necro Butcher's first real rally comes at the 10 minute mark, and when Serena tries to swing momentum back by tripping Butcher, the ref catches her. The ref also ejects her from ringside. And when Luke complains, he ALSO gets ejected. Hey, Serena, honey: don't fret, your Messiah's probably gonna be OK, so just go back and change into something not-stupid-looking honey... and if I ever get a chance to debut in BCCW, I swear I'll base my entire gimmick on Becoming The Man Who You Decide Should Buy You A Drink, you temperance-loving prohibition-embracing strumpet~! We'll both have fun. As long as you're not wearing capris. And then we’ll get caught on camera and you’ll get fired.
Anyway, now it's back to one-on-one, and they really do a sweet job of making Necro Butcher seem like the total underdog (now divested of his leader), and the crowd is pretty hot... good story and giving it enough time. Necro Butcher's beatdown and subsequent comeback are spot-on tonight, though.... pretty sweet "babyface beatdown" heat sequence for Butcher, with convincing near falls and all... Pogo seems to have FINALLY countered that when Necro Butcher goes for a top rope move, but Pogo yanks him off through a table positioned outside the ring. Back in, Necro Butcher reverses into a cool 'rana-into-a-small-package for the best near fall of the match. But Pogo is still with-it, and gets the better of the post-near-fall punchy-kicky, and as the crowd rallies behind Butcher with "Choose Death! Choose Death!" chants, Pogo prickisly wags his finger at them as if to say "Nuh uh, diptards." So as soon as Pogo charges Butcher the next time: drop toe hold and Pogo lands head first on a set-up steel chair.
And then: it gets interesting.
As Necro Butcher] is prepping to follow up with a springboard move, a guy-in-a-hoodie pops up from under the ring and places a steel chair in the ring. This distracts the ref. Then the same guy-in-a-hoodie dives under the ring on that side, only to come out on the other side, right behind Butcher. He yanks Necro Butcher off the apron and facebombs him into the concrete floor. Then he dives back under the ring (we never got a look at him, not even on replays; I'm kinda hoping it's somebody different and not-sucky). Pogo recovers, drags Necro Butcher's carcass back into the ring, hits a ”Buried in the Basement” flying splash, and that's it. Pogo wins. Solid 15 minute match, and on a night with a real "match of the night," this was one of the four matches that ended up as pretty-watchable.
Post-match, Pogo "celebrated" while the SES rejoined him. Luke just looked generally menacing as he picked up the remains of Necro Butcher, while Serena decided to toy strumpetously with Pogo the Clown. Damn you, woman: first capris and dumb-ass shoes, and now you're practically slobbering over a man who apparently has no Personal Hygeine Regimen to speak of? You can do better, honey. You can do booze and flip-flops. And you can do me (I even shower daily!). Oooooooh, baby.
** RICK SCAIA **Winner (and NEW owner of “SES” BCCW chapter): POGO the CLOWN (w/ Serena) _______________________________________________________ ”VICIOUS” VIC GRIMES (w/ Trent Acid) versus NEW JACK (King of the Death Match championship) [/size] versus King of the Death Match: ”Vicious” Vic Grimes v. New Jack. This is the final blowoff for the Danbury angle. Read ”Respect the Shooters & Hookers” if you want to know what *that* was all about. They brawl on the rampway right away, and Grimes hits the post by accident. Jack grabs a camera from a fan and bashes Grimes with it, then a good ol’ chairshot. Back in the ring, and Grimes decides to kill New Jack dead. Jack manages to survive long enough to suplex Grimes onto the rampway, then fights off a chair- wielding Trent Acid and blasts Grimes into the stone age with the chair. OUCH! They fight into the gravesite set up on the stage, and fall into the open grave. When they emerge, Jack is gushing blood from both above and below his eye, and Grimes is bleeding from the forehead. What is this, a contest? Jack clotheslines him and pins him. Grimes beats the 10-count back up so New Jack clobbers him with a prop cactus. Grimes rolls onto the floor to escape, and Jack follows him down with a steel chair-assisted 187, which gets another pin. Grimes beats the 10 count again. And now he’s PISSED. Jack tosses a table into the ring and Grimes gets the wrong end of a whip into it. Back outside the ring, and Jack sunset flips him off the apron and suplexes him on the railing. Grimes pulls Jack into the crowd, which allows New Jack to take a SICK bump onto the concrete, then Grimes tosses him back over the railing, so Jack takes a SICKER bump that way. What a maniac. Grimes nails him with a chair, but keeps the legs stuck out. Ouch. Back in the ring for the Grimesault, which gets the pin, duh. Jack beats the 10 count. Grimes pummels him in the corner and they’re back on the ramp. Jack tries a rear naked choke, and Grimes FALLS BACK on him. Jack later said in a shoot interview that it ruptured his kidney, but he didn’t want to quit because then he’d look like a wuss. The trainers check on Jack, but Grimes tosses them off and pins Jack. Jack gets up during the 30-second rest period and DDTs Grimes on the rampway, but Trent Acid pulls out a tazer and zaps him, making him stay down for the 10-count and giving Grimes the win at 16:20. Hey, guess which fat cow booked this match? Crazy brawl. ****1/2
** SCOTT KEITH **Winner (and NEW King of the Death Match): “VICIOUS” VIC GRIMES _______________________________________________________ CANNIBAL CARTEL (Madman Pondo & “Sick Nick Mondo) versus TRUST BUSTERS (Lou Thesz & Jack Swagger) versus FABULOUS FREEBIRDS (Buddy Roberts & Terry Gordy w/ Michael “PS” Hayes) versus LEGENDS GUILD (Bruno Sammartino & Pedro Morales)
(4 Corners Elimination Tag Match for the NEW BCCW Tag Team Championships) [/size] versus versus Trust Busters came out on top in the 4-way BCCW Tag Title Match. Lots of good stuff with the Cannibal Cartel during an early segment, and then this eventually settled into Trust Busters controlling the match and keeping Buddy Roberts in the ring for a bit. Freebirds were the first eliminated after Gordy was sandwiched by Swagger’s Vader Bomb, followed immediately by a Mondo top-rope splash and a Sammartino elbow drop. After a hot tag, chaos started breaking out, and in the mess, Madman Pondo (not legal) gouged Pedro Morales. The other guys were all brawling outside the ring, and as the ref tried to push Pondo out of the ring, Triple H snuck in and clobbered Bruno Sammartino with the sledgehammer, leading to the Cannibal Cartel pin. Down to Trust Busters versus Cannibal Cartel. Style versus style; Science versus Garbage. Jack Swagger ultimately made the cover on ”Sick” Nick Mondo to win the match for his team. [Really good and tight, and the Trust Busters demonstrated that scientific skill and ability will always triumph over sloppy, suicidal brawling]
** RICK SCAIA **Winner (and NEW BCCW Tag Team Champions): TRUST BUSTERS – Jack Swagger & Lou Thesz) _______________________________________________________ ALEXXIS NEVAEH versus ALOISIA the AMAZON (w/ Lizzy Borden) (World Woman’s Wrestling championship) [/size] versus We get off to a fast start (Alexxis insures that the adjective "awesome" will not be applied to any other BCCW babe for at least another month on OO by starting things off by diving from the top rope all the way to the floor onto Aloisia & Lizzy). But as tends to be the case, you just KNOW the heel has to take over before too long. And Aloisia obliges, and takes target at Alexxis’ lower back. No, the lower back was not SURGICALLY RECONSTRUCTED, but it was RECENTLY INJURED AND REHABBED. Aloisia's offense continued largely unabated for maybe 2-3 minutes, until Lizzy could no longer restrain herself and tried to get involved when the match spilled outside. This resulted in the ref being distracted by the ensuing catfight. Which allowed Aloisia to throw Alexxis into the ring and get her set up for the double-fisted choke slam (for the unawares, that's her standard finisher, and likely deadly against girls). But Alexxis slips out in the nick of time to put an end to that. From there, Aloisia tried to take advantage while she still could and hit a over head chop, but Alexxis Trish kicked out. She didn't quite go full-on Hogan with Alexxing-Up, but the crowd was really into it as she finally got on track and put together a few moves in a row. Lizzy was crafty, though, and had lots of Alexxis’ moves scouted (including the Matrix), so Alexxis couldn't score the one big move to get the win. Finally, after Aloisia countered a bulldog-attempt by hoisting Alexxis out over the top rope, Lizzy tried to interfere but wound up on the wrong end of an attempted Bossman Straddle by Aloisia the Amazon. Alexxis applied a kick or two, and then went to the top rope and hit a flying bulldog for the win. [Easily 7-8 minutes, and as always, it's very cool when BCCW presents women's wrestling because, you know, it LOOKS LIKE WRESTLING. This was good, well-executed, and dramatic -- as evidenced by the very vocal crowd -- and there's no need for qualifying it as "good for girls." More of this please.]
** RICK SCAIA ** Winner (and STILL WWW champion): ALEXXIS NEVAEH _______________________________________________________ DESMOND WOLFE (w/ Ed “the Strangler” Lewis) versus EVAN BOURNE (w/ Masahiko Kimura) (Undisputed Championship Match) [/size] with versus with Undisputed Championship Match. Desmond Wolfe (w/ Ed “the Strangler” Lewis) versus Evan Bourne (w/ Masahiko Kimura). This didn't really have any long-term storyline reasoning, it was just wanting to put on a great match to highlight a PPV. Wacky concept, I know. Also, the subtle beginnings of a Bourne heel turn perhaps (), as he attacked Wolfe before the bell even rang. Wolfe takes him down and we do a bit of mat wrestling. Stalemate results. Desmond overpowers him and they do more mat wrestling and start with the fisticuffsmanship. Criss-cross and Wolfe gets hurricanrana’d and headscissored, twice. Dropkick puts Wolfe on the floor where he regroups with The Strangler. Back in Bourne gets the FLYING DOUBLE KNEES TO THE SHOULDERS for two. Wolfe bails and regroups again, but Kimura tosses him back in!!! Bourne starts chopping. That goes on a while, until Wolfe escapes, but gets headscissored back into a headlock again. Desmond overpowers him, and a rollup gets two. Back to the headlock, and Bourne grinds it in. Its little touches like that which keep the match interesting, as opposed to GCW papering the entire arena to win a fake contest. Wolfe suplexes his way out, but Bourne goes back to it. Dropkick misses, however, and Wolfe hits a SICK release german. Kneedrop and Desmond Wolfe ground-and-pounds, and drops another knee for two. Elbow gets two. They chain-wrestle away and a crossbody puts both on the floor. Bourne reverses a piledriver attempt, but charges and splats on the railing. Back in, Wolfe superplex gets two. Kimura & Strangler get into it on the floor, and Bourne follows with an AMAZING Shooting Star Press onto Wolfe & Strangler from the top rope!!! Back in, Bourne pounds away in the corner with chops, and Wolfe is in big trouble. Sunset flip is blocked by Wolfe, but Bourne blocks a lariat and hooks a kimura!!!. He keeps pulling Wolfe into the middle of the ring. The old shot to the jaw breaks it up. Wolfe gets a suplex, but his knee buckles and Bourne gets two. Into the pinfall reversal sequence. Small package gets two. Wolfe chops him again and Bourne returns fire. Wolfe & Strangler bail to the ramp, but get rushed by Kimura and Bourne and tossed back in. Flying clothesline and out, and Bourne follows him out again with a springboard plancha, but this time Desmond Wolfe is one step ahead and gets a foot up to block. Wolfe heads back in, but Bourne stalls until they slug it out on the apron. Flying bodypress gets two for Bourne. Wolfe lays him out again, and goes up, but you know what happens next. Bourne goes back up, but misses the Shooting Star Press and hits his knee. CUE OMINOUS MUSIC HERE. Texas Cloverleaf, but Bourne eventually makes the ropes. Wolfe stays on the knee and goes back to the move, but Bourne reverses for two. Backslide gets two. Superplex and both guys are dead. Rollup gets two. Double chickenwing looks to finish, but Wolfe falls back (ala Clash VI) and this time BOTH guys are pinned at 32:20. Tie goes to the champion, so Desmond Wolfe retains. This one had a certain spark to it, and it fucking ruled the world. ****1/4
** SCOTT KEITH **Winner (and STILL Undisputed Champion): DESMOND WOLFE _______________________________________________________ JOHN CENA versus ”NATURE BOY” BUDDY ROGERS (w/ Bobby “the Brain” Heenan) (Unified Championship Match… w/ special referee TOOTS MONDT) [/size] versus w/ special guest referee Unified title match: John Cena v. “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers. Okay, here it is: The match that established the BCCW Main Event Style forever and gave Vince Russo his idea to recycle 800 times after this. The announcer is forced to robotically introduce guest ring announcer Bobby “the Brain” Heenan in glowing terms while reading from cue cards. Funny shit. Bobby is apparently a Canadian legend on the level of Anne Murray. No argument there. Heenan then introduces fellow stooge (and guest timekeeper) Wade Barrett. The introduction of the guest referee is so incredibly over-the-top that you know Mister Mondt had to write it himself. Heenan refuses to introduce a bum like Cena, but everyone knows who he is. TED DIBIASE JR then delays the opening bell by making a surprise appearance as the guest enforcer (!!!!!!!!!!) to keep Mister Mondt in line!
Mister Mondt starts bullying Cena right off the opening lockup. Buddy’s shoulderblock gets a REALLY fast two-count, and UT shoots Mondt a dirty look. The counts slow down after that. Crowd is just INSANE for Cena. Rogers gets a knee for one and grabs a headlock, and they work off that for a bit. Crowd chants “Mondt is gay”. Well, that’s just slander. Roger’s expensive rolex gets knocked off, so Cena improvises a spot where he stomps on them. What an awesome touch. Well, now Rogers is pissed, and he pounds on Cena in the corner, but walks into a uranage and gets dumped. Five Knuckle Shuffle! They brawl, and Cena hits the stairs. Mister Mondt tells them that there’s no count outs, which is news to MSD, so back in we go. Nature Boy gets a legsweep for two, and chokes away. Rogers drops an elbow and rams a knee into the gut for two. Cena gets a Neckbreaker and three clotheslines, and stomps a mudhole. Rogers gets the Figure-4 early on, but Cena hangs him in the ropes. Out we go, and Heenan “reminds” us that it’s no-DQ. This, also, is news to MSD, and he gets a bit bent out of shape over it. Rogers takes advantage of this sudden change of stips by choking out Cena with a TV cable, but hits a table and gets pounded. Cena sends Rogers into the front row with a sick clothesline over the railing, and back to ringside for more ass-whooping. Back in, Cena crotches himself and Buddy baseball slides him out again. Neckbreaker on the floor, and now Heenan “reminds” us that it’s falls count anywhere. MSD is shocked and appalled. Rogers gets a backslide for two in the aisle. Cena rips his head off with a lariat and they fight to the cars used as scenery, where Rogers backdrops Cena onto a car, and gets two. Cena hotshots Nature Boy onto a car for two. They head onto the roof, but Buddy blocks an FU and sends Cena crashing to the floor in a crazy bump. Cena blades on the way down. Rogers then sunset flips him off the top of the car, for two. Buddy grabs an exhaust pipe, but Cena isn’t ready to take the shot so they scrap it. Cena fights back, but a piledriver is reversed for two. Buddy Rogers suplexes him and heads up to the roof of a car, but misses an elbow. Cena gets two from that. They head back to ringside and into the ring, where Heenan trips Cena to put Buddy back on offense. He exposes a turnbuckle, and rams Cena into it, then works the cut. Rogers hits the chinlock and Cena fights free…but goes back into the turnbuckle again. Buddy grabs a chair in desperation and uses that for a DDT that gets two, but charges and gets it back in the face. Now Cena is PISSED. Chairshot kills Buddy Rogers DEAD, but Mister Mondt won’t count. Buddy recovers and charges with the chair again, but now Mister Mondt gets it upside the head and goes night-night!!! Attitude Adjustement!!! No ref. Another ref runs in to count, but Bobby Heenan gets rid of him at two. Rogers reverses to a Figure-4 and Heenan decides to exercise his refereeing powers to count two, but Dibiase exercises his right to fuck shit up old-school and Dream Street’s him through a table!!! OH YEAH. Now THAT’S an effective use of The Fortunate Son! You know a match is working when you’re still marking out watching it. Wade Barrett tries the same refereeing strategy, and he gets no love from Dibiase either. ATTITUDE ADJUSTEMENT, and Cena uses Mister Mondt’s own unconscious hand to count the pin at 22:26 and blow the damn roof off the building. ****3/4 Now THAT’S sports entertainment.
** SCOTT KEITH **Winner (and STILL Unified Champion): JOHN CENA!!!! _______________________________________________________ CREDITS WADE KELLER: Wrestlemania 22 recap RICK SCAIA: Survivor Series 2005, Wrestlemania XIX & Extreme Rules 2010 SCOTT KEITH: Spring Stampede 94, Over the Edge 1998 rant, Royal Rumble 2000 & Halloween Havoc 93 [/i] [/center]
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