Post by MadStepDad on May 12, 2011 13:02:40 GMT -5
"Aftermath West Coast Hype Show"
[/color]IN GOD WE TRUST[/size]
The Cream Team – Ted Dibiase Jr & Maryse
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"CORPORATE MERGER"[/size][/color]
TRIPLE H: I enjoy being a heel more than anything else. The hardest thing in this business is to stay one way or the other. If you're a babyface and you're not creative enough, people start to dislike you. If you're a heel, it's easy for people to start liking you, especially if you're doing a lot of bad-ass stuff. Toward the end of my run as a heel, people were starting to cheer a little bit. It was just an inevitable fact. The babyface turn and then turning back heel was great, because people bought into the fact I had turned (babyface). When I turned again, it was like, "That bastard. I hate him. It gives me heat, and I like that. It also gives me the opportunity to work with Bruno Sammartino. He's always been one of my favorite guys to fucking destroy in the ring. [/color]
This is why – in response to the recent beatdown he suffered at the hands of the Legends Guild (Sammartino & Morales) – Triple H has officially signed on with Gold Dust Trio Inc!!!! The McMahon Junior Mafia and the Inc are now one and the same!!! An unholy union of unfathomable power??? Or another classic case of “too many Chiefs not enough Indians” Tune in to BCCW “AFTERMATH” to see how this new alignment of power in the North East can reset the entire wrestling industry… or destroy it once and for all…
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In response to the beating they suffered at the hands of the BLK MOBB at the Murda-Pan Square Hype Show, PUBLIC ENEMY break out the bottles of wine and toast one to the MOBBs demise. They accept their challenge at “AFTERMATH” and make it a tag team tables match.
Back in Brockton, the BLK MOBB had this to say:
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"Rise of the Hierarchy"[/size][/color]
”Perhaps no greater student of modern wrestling exists than Joe “Toots” Mondt. Effective holds, sensitive nerve centers, leverage, balance, feints and strength development were all an early part of his schooling. He knew the background and history of every form of competitive sport and sought to apply this knowledge to the furtherance of wrestling. He wasn’t long in finding a solution”.
* Marcus Griffin (1937) [/color]
Classical strains of music waft through the arena as Gold Dust Trio Incorporated makes its magnificent entrance. Classier than the 4 Horseman or Fortune, deeper than the Main Event Mafia. Flashy fedoras and matching pocket handkerchiefs. The Sopranos meets Boardwalk Empire. Enter MISTER MONDT, THE GRAND WIZARD and ED “the Strangler” LEWIS – with their charges TRIPLE H and the Undisputed Champion DESMOND WOLFE. They take the ring and flaunt their style. Ed Lewis has the mic.
ED “THE STRANGLER” LEWIS: I’m mat champion of the world! I stand ready to meet any man alive for this title. I have never asked a man to lose to me and I never will. Cena believes he can beat us if he hadn’t borrowed money from Mondt. I present herewith a release from Mondt. I also lay before you gentlemen a cash bond of twenty-five thousand dollars and I am willing to pay it to Cena if he can beat me here before you gentlemen in this room or in any gymnasium you care to name![/color]
TOOTS MONDT: Ladies and gentlemen, we are offering two thousand dollars to any man in the audience who can stay with the uncrowned champion for ten minutes. Furthermore, folks, we are willing to make a side bet with anyone who thinks the “champion” cannot throw him inside of twenty minutes. Don’t be bashful, men, step right up and lock grips with the champ. There’s two thousand dollars awaiting you if you turn the trick![/color]
Long pause as they arrogantly survey the crowds…
SUDDENLY!
“Born to Win” by Mutiny Within! Enter EVAN BOURNE!!!
EVAN BOURNE:[/color] (making light of the obvious size differential) Well, obviously, the disadvantages are that I can get crushed very easily by the giants like Abdullah the Butcher and ”Strangler” Lewis. But I’m used to hanging around giants and midgets and people of all different shapes and sizes. So that’s not really what intimidates me. I enjoy the role of the underdog and use that to my advantage!
References his major victory in the TLC invitational at GRAND CONJUNCTION and past battles with Gold Dust Trio Inc associates. Now, Evan Bourne is ready for his shot. His time to shine. Evan Bourne challenges Desmond Wolfe for the Undisputed Title!!!
DESMOND WOLFE:[/color] (indignantly grabbing the mic) The more obstacles that are in your way the more it drives you, ya know. I’ve always got people telling me Evan Bourne’s too thin, you’re too small, that gets you going more, doesn’t it??? Because every little step you make you remember that… and every now and then you meet someone and they are like “When are you going to get a real job?” and then they look at ya. It’s like an epiphany, it’s a marvelous moment. It’s the kind of thing that keeps ya going. But you know, I’m not doing a good job of sounding like a heel am I? So Evan… WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET A REAL JOB???
TOOTS MONDT[/color] (as an aside to Triple H): Say, Hunter. I gave you a check for King Kong for twenty-five hundred dollars, and I understand you got him to endorse it and pocketed a thousand dollars of the check. TGW told one of the boys in the dressing room last night at Jim Downing’s Club in New Haven. Is that right? (Triple H nods affirmatively, and Mondt tips his hat to him)
EVAN BOURNE[/color] (continuing to address Desmond and his ring full of associates from the rampway): When I was about fifteen, I was really into “Monday Night Raw” and that developed into me loving all sorts of wrestling and, eventually, imitating it. When I was 17-years-old, I started wrestling at a local place in St. Louis just for fun and I’ve just never stopped wrestling. I’ve never taken a weekend off, I’ve never NOT found a match, and I’ve never not found a competitor to wrestle!!!
DESMOND WOLFE: I guess not. I don’t really want to work in Chemistry though, I don’t mind making a lot of money but work in Chemistry is kinda dull. I’ve come so far, just to be sitting here. The things I’ve gone through and sacrificed. Every time I’ve looked at what I’ve done so far, then realize I got a mountain ahead of me. About three or four more times then what I’ve already done. Its daunting but at the same time its very exciting. Its like Oscar Wilde said, you’ve ever read Oscar Wilde? He was a fantastic play writer from the late 19th century. Anyway, he said there are two tragedies in this life; first is never getting what you want, and the second is getting it. I love that line it says everything about life. [/color]
Desmond drops the mic and rolls up his sleeves, followed by Strangler Lewis (while Mondt and Triple H watch on stoically and The Grand Wizard cackles loudly). They begin to exit the ring, when Evan Bourne indicates he didn’t come alone…
Enter MASAHIKO KIMURA!!!
Evan Bourne has joined the camp!!!
MASAHIKO KIMURA: Neither my height nor weight is outstanding. There was no guarantee that I could continue to fight judging from my body size. I kept on thinking every day, "I want to become a true winner." About 10 days after this, I came up with a solid good idea. That is, "San-bai no Do-ryoku (Triple Effort)". Until then, I practiced about 6 hours a day. I thought practicing twice as much as others would be sufficient since I had heard that others were practicing about 3 hours a day. In reality, however, they had been practicing about 4 hours a day (which I found later). But now I am the champion, others would start to train 6 hours a day to beat me. I could not beat them as long as I trained as hard as others. If my opponents train twice as hard as others, then, I will train 3 times as hard as others IE: 9 hours a day. This way, I would gain extra 3 hours a day, and I will do this every day. The accumulation of these extra hours will become my flesh and blood, that is, my skills and mental power. This will automatically give me real self confidence. If I had this much accumulation, I would be able to fight as usual even if I got sick with fever at 40 degrees centigrade. I practiced "Triple Effort" everyday![/color]
DESMOND WOLFE[/color] (reclaiming his mic, he ACCEPTS Evan Bourne’s challenge and dissects the differences between the Shooters Club and Gold Dust Trio Inc camps): There are a couple of good workers in the Shooters Club, but the majority aren’t up to standard. The truth is, it’s much different then over here. Over here, you have a chance of going somewhere. The chances of going over here from the Shooters Club is slim. You have to be headlining cards from 5 to 10 years to come over here. I’ve decided to approach it from a different angle. How successful that will be? We’ll have to see…
With those ominous words, The Grand Wizard calls forth ABDULLAH the BUTCHER from the back!!! The monstrous Madman from the Sudan ambushes Kimura and Bourne on the ramp!!!
Abdullah the Butcher smashes Kimura before unloading the big elbow on Bourne. The Butcher pulls out the fork on Bourne with bad intentions! Gold Dust Trio Inc continues to watch on with a mixture of glee and satisfaction from the ring. But before Abdullah can permanently scar the championship challenger, there is a FLASH! And BLAST of confetti! MIL MASCARAS is perched atop the entrance ramp like a bird of prey!!!
SWOOSH! Mil Mascaras swoops down on Abdullah the Butcher from high above! The place explodes with cheers! The first look of trepidation washes over the faces of the Gold Dust Trio Inc. Abdullah and Mil Mascaras brawl away into the crowd, as Strangler Lewis and Desmond Wolfe once again leave the ring to finish off Kimura and Bourne once and for all. The four men begin wildly brawling as the crowd builds into a frenzy. [/color]
Taking advantage of the chaos, none other than muthaphuckkin JOHN CENA slides into the opposite side of the ring from through the audience! TGF, Toots and Triple H turn around in shock, but it’s too late! Cena snatches Triple H up into a MASSIVE Attitude Adjustment that deposits The Game flat on his back outside the ring! Another one for the pencil-thin TGF!!! John Cena comes up face to face with Mister Mondt… the owner of BCCW!!! Mister Mondt shakes his head incredulously, almost daring the stone-faced Cena to do something. Cena looks out into the audience to size up their reaction, before shrugging his shoulders. ATTITUDE ADJUSTEMENT to Mister Mondt!!!
Suddenly, the Champ is swarmed by “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers, Wade Barrett and Bobby “the Brain” Heenan! The Diamond Dynasty! They put $5,000 loafers all over Cena and stomp him into wine on the mat. Rogers drags him to his feet to eat a few bare knuckle punches from Barrett, before heaving him over Wade’s shoulder for his “Wasteland” fireman’s carry slam. On the mat again, Cena is pummeled by Rogers before being locked in an excruciating Figure 4 leglock!
Bobby Heenan helps Mister Mondt off the mat, and assists in brushing him off and straightening his tie. With the look of a stone cold murderer, Mondt approaches Cena (still locked in a painful Figure-4 on the mat). He looks as if he will STRIKE… but instead removes a legal document from his breast pocket. The same document Buddy Rogers unfolded in front of the TMZ cameras a few nights before. It’s the contract guaranteeing Rogers a rematch against Cena for the Unified Title at “AFTERMATH”.
The fine print reads – ”Special Referee… MISTER MONDT.
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CREDITS"
BRUISER BRODY: 1980’s Shoot Interview
SERENA: TWITTER: Saturday 8/28/2010
NECRO BUTCHER: Baltimore Sun 2009
TRIPLE H: Wrestling Digest, April, 2001 by Alex Marvez
TOOTS MONDT: Fall Guys – Barnums of Bounce
ED “STRANGLER” LEWIS: Fall Guys – Barnums of Bounce
MASAHIKO KIMURA: My Judo
DESMOND WOLFE (aka Nigel McGuiness): Twnpnews interview
EVAN BOURNE: College New Interview 03/19/10[/i] [/center]