Post by MadStepDad on May 12, 2011 13:01:46 GMT -5
Aftermath Hype-Show from the Gunshine State
Show opens with a Miley Cyrus () song being played at deafening levels. Pan wide to the set of “The Flower Shop” – BCCW’s premier talk show. Hosted by none other than “ADORABLE” ADRIAN ADONIS and his personal stylist, the lovely and vivacious SAMMI LANE.
Their guests tonight – victors at “THE GRAND CONJUNCTION”, and new tag team partners – “Boogie Woogie Man” Jimmy Valiant and his surprise mystery cohort BRUISER BRODY!!!
At first it’s a jovial celebration, with Boogie Woogie Man getting down with Sammi Lane and joking with Adonis (while Brody stands lurking in the background, unleashing an occasional “HUSS! HUSS!”) Adrian asks a few inflammatory questions, but Valiant just ignores them and continues on with his celebration. He and his good buddy Charlie Brown from Outta Town were avenged, and nothing can stop this good feeling. But when the mic finally gets passed to Bruiser Brody, the scene takes a chilling turn....
BRUISER BRODY: I think a lot of us fail on the administrative end. A small percentage of professional wrestlers go on to become successful promoters, announcers, administrators. Most of us… (glares at Jimmy Valiant with a crooked eye) just kind of fade…
Suddenly – and violently – Bruiser Brody SNAPS. He grabs Valiant by the neck and begins strangling him as the set is thrown into disarray and Sammi Lane screams in the background! He throttles the “Boogie Woogie Man”, all the while referencing Puerto Rican invaders and their crooked leaders. He smashes, bashes and crashes Valiant around the set – turning him into a bloody mess as Adonis and Sammi Lane flee. Finally, with the set destroyed – the hosts gone – and Valiant a crumpled mess beneath his feet – Brody takes the mic one final time.
Why, Bruiser?!?!? WHY!?!?!?
** Cut to commercial **
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"Straight Edge Remnants"
“Love to hate, you love to hate
He never cares
You made me sit without a chair
My tongue is burning but still I lie
Oh when you smile oh yeah I cry..I cry…”
Cue “Evil Clown” by SLAPSHOCK as the massive POGO the CLOWN and the diminutive (yet ruthlessly evil) SERENA make their way to the ring.
SERENA: To each and every one of my extraordinary fans, I would like to thank you for your love and support. The past year of my life has been an amazing journey. The people I’ve come to know will always be in my heart and the unique places I’ve been have shown me how beautiful the world is. I feel very blessed. I fell madly in love with pro wrestling when I was just 11 years old. I pursued my childhood dream with every ounce of passion I had and I couldn’t be more proud of where my career has gone so far. I am so excited about the future and continuing to become as great as I can be, hopefully inspiring others along the way. “Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined”…Dreams do come true. I love you all!
”Hurt” by Johnny Cash suddenly cuts her off. It’s none other former leader of the SES (BCCW chapter) LUKE GALLOWS and his minion NECRO BUTCHER!!! They take the ring opposite Pogo and Serena and make their presence felt.
NECRO BUTCHER: Let’s take a little trip in the time machine here. This is before DirecTV and DISH network, so if you had a satellite dish, you had the great, big wire mesh thing. I was always a wrestling fan. I thought this would never be something I'd be a part of, but I sure do like to watch it. I was in the Army, and I had this great, big satellite dish. And I got a computer so I got on the internet. I had a little bit more money so I started buying more toys, and I would record this wrestling from different areas. A lot of independent wrestling, some Mexican wrestling, different things, and I would record them on VHS tapes. I got involved on the internet, trading tapes with people. Like I'd go and get older tapes, maybe Japanese tapes, some programs I couldn't get with the dish. It was very easy to get all kinds of wrestling and trade with people all over the world. Through the course of tape trading, I began trading tapes with some guys in Dallas, which was maybe four hours North of where I was in Texas. Through the course of e-mail conversations with these guys, it was like, "Hey, you should come up and try out. You should come up and give it a shot. You're in the Army. You're probably in shape. Blah, blah, blah… they just wanted to take my money, but I didn't know that. It was oh, these wrestlers want me to come to Dallas and try out with them! They just wanted to beat me up and take my money. Back then, they wanted a big down payment and then beat the crap out of you. And if you came back, well, OK. Well, that's what happened. I went up and they beat the snot out of me for like four hours, all kind of stuff. I didn't know what was going on. I just tried to survive it. And then at the end of all this, the part that I wasn't prepared for. They asked, "Well, are you coming back next week?" And I was like, they asked me!
Necro Butcher looks toward Luke Gallows for reassurance, to continue down his tortured path of reflection. The leader Luke Gallows nods sympathetically to Necro, urging him to proceed. We are coming close to an Awakening.
NECRO BUTCHER: I didn't even think they'd ask me. I thought it was assumed that as bad as I was looking, as embarrassed as I was at getting tossed around, as much damage as these guys were doing to me, what business do I have coming back up here? So I thought hell, if they're going to ask me, sure, I'll come back up here. That went on for a good while. Every Saturday, I'd drive to Dallas and they'd beat the crap out of me. And they'd ask, "You coming back next week?" And it was always sure, I'll come back next week. I never thought anything would ever come of it. I was in the Army. That was paying the bills, and we were doing OK. This was pretty fun, getting in the ring with real wrestlers. And they're trying to get me to quit, and I won't quit. So this is pretty cool, and I'll keep doing it. And before you know it, I had a match and then another one and then, this is over a period of time, I'm driving to shows far away and doing like two shows in one day and two or three shows a weekend. And then sometimes, I'm on TV and sometimes I'm wrestling in front of big crowds. You know, I just kept getting lucky break after lucky break. Well, I was doing the Army gimmick and I was wrestling, probably once every couple of months. Sometimes more than that, but a couple of the guys who were helping with the training were doing this little show, and I guess now, you'd call it backyard wrestling. But back then, we didn't know what the hell backyard wrestling was. It was outside in the middle of Forth Worth. It was a ring. They charged admission. They sold the VHS and DVDs. It was just like indy wrestling only it was outside. Some other decent name wrestlers were doing it, so I thought I'd give it a shot. And best-case scenario, it would be some decent ring time for me. Worst-case scenario, no one will see it, so if it's horrible, who gives a crap? But they had this idea for a character they wanted me to play. I still had the short hair and I was kind of thin, but they had me paint my face all crazy and act a little off the wall. Of course, that was the Necro Butcher gimmick and that's when I started doing this. Until I was saved by this man… (gestures to big Luke Gallows, smirking beside him)
Luke Gallows takes the mic and runs down Serena and Pogo the Clown. Even though the SES has been officially disbanded in BCCW, it will be reborn. But who will control the new chapter??? Is it Serena, who has come to BCCW for this sole reason? Or the gallant Luke Gallows, who promises to resurrect the SES legacy with a NEW roster of talent? Only one way to find out – at “AFTERMATH” Luke Gallows (on behalf of Necro Butcher) challenges Pogo the Clown to a match… winner owns the rights to SES!!! On behalf of Pogo the Clown, Serena accepts… and SLAPS Gallows! Pogo with the barbed-wire shovel to Necro Butcher! They quickly clear the ring and pose to the crowds delight! Gallows and Butcher lick their wounds and slink off backstage. But the challenge has been laid!
Necro Butcher (w/ Luke Gallows) versus Pogo the Clown (w/ Serena)!!!
** No holds barred match to determine who owns the SES name and legacy in BCCW!!! **
Only at "AFTERMATH"!!!
Show opens with a Miley Cyrus () song being played at deafening levels. Pan wide to the set of “The Flower Shop” – BCCW’s premier talk show. Hosted by none other than “ADORABLE” ADRIAN ADONIS and his personal stylist, the lovely and vivacious SAMMI LANE.
Their guests tonight – victors at “THE GRAND CONJUNCTION”, and new tag team partners – “Boogie Woogie Man” Jimmy Valiant and his surprise mystery cohort BRUISER BRODY!!!
At first it’s a jovial celebration, with Boogie Woogie Man getting down with Sammi Lane and joking with Adonis (while Brody stands lurking in the background, unleashing an occasional “HUSS! HUSS!”) Adrian asks a few inflammatory questions, but Valiant just ignores them and continues on with his celebration. He and his good buddy Charlie Brown from Outta Town were avenged, and nothing can stop this good feeling. But when the mic finally gets passed to Bruiser Brody, the scene takes a chilling turn....
BRUISER BRODY: I think a lot of us fail on the administrative end. A small percentage of professional wrestlers go on to become successful promoters, announcers, administrators. Most of us… (glares at Jimmy Valiant with a crooked eye) just kind of fade…
Suddenly – and violently – Bruiser Brody SNAPS. He grabs Valiant by the neck and begins strangling him as the set is thrown into disarray and Sammi Lane screams in the background! He throttles the “Boogie Woogie Man”, all the while referencing Puerto Rican invaders and their crooked leaders. He smashes, bashes and crashes Valiant around the set – turning him into a bloody mess as Adonis and Sammi Lane flee. Finally, with the set destroyed – the hosts gone – and Valiant a crumpled mess beneath his feet – Brody takes the mic one final time.
Why, Bruiser?!?!? WHY!?!?!?
** Cut to commercial **
____________________________________________________________
"Straight Edge Remnants"
“Love to hate, you love to hate
He never cares
You made me sit without a chair
My tongue is burning but still I lie
Oh when you smile oh yeah I cry..I cry…”
Cue “Evil Clown” by SLAPSHOCK as the massive POGO the CLOWN and the diminutive (yet ruthlessly evil) SERENA make their way to the ring.
SERENA: To each and every one of my extraordinary fans, I would like to thank you for your love and support. The past year of my life has been an amazing journey. The people I’ve come to know will always be in my heart and the unique places I’ve been have shown me how beautiful the world is. I feel very blessed. I fell madly in love with pro wrestling when I was just 11 years old. I pursued my childhood dream with every ounce of passion I had and I couldn’t be more proud of where my career has gone so far. I am so excited about the future and continuing to become as great as I can be, hopefully inspiring others along the way. “Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined”…Dreams do come true. I love you all!
”Hurt” by Johnny Cash suddenly cuts her off. It’s none other former leader of the SES (BCCW chapter) LUKE GALLOWS and his minion NECRO BUTCHER!!! They take the ring opposite Pogo and Serena and make their presence felt.
NECRO BUTCHER: Let’s take a little trip in the time machine here. This is before DirecTV and DISH network, so if you had a satellite dish, you had the great, big wire mesh thing. I was always a wrestling fan. I thought this would never be something I'd be a part of, but I sure do like to watch it. I was in the Army, and I had this great, big satellite dish. And I got a computer so I got on the internet. I had a little bit more money so I started buying more toys, and I would record this wrestling from different areas. A lot of independent wrestling, some Mexican wrestling, different things, and I would record them on VHS tapes. I got involved on the internet, trading tapes with people. Like I'd go and get older tapes, maybe Japanese tapes, some programs I couldn't get with the dish. It was very easy to get all kinds of wrestling and trade with people all over the world. Through the course of tape trading, I began trading tapes with some guys in Dallas, which was maybe four hours North of where I was in Texas. Through the course of e-mail conversations with these guys, it was like, "Hey, you should come up and try out. You should come up and give it a shot. You're in the Army. You're probably in shape. Blah, blah, blah… they just wanted to take my money, but I didn't know that. It was oh, these wrestlers want me to come to Dallas and try out with them! They just wanted to beat me up and take my money. Back then, they wanted a big down payment and then beat the crap out of you. And if you came back, well, OK. Well, that's what happened. I went up and they beat the snot out of me for like four hours, all kind of stuff. I didn't know what was going on. I just tried to survive it. And then at the end of all this, the part that I wasn't prepared for. They asked, "Well, are you coming back next week?" And I was like, they asked me!
Necro Butcher looks toward Luke Gallows for reassurance, to continue down his tortured path of reflection. The leader Luke Gallows nods sympathetically to Necro, urging him to proceed. We are coming close to an Awakening.
NECRO BUTCHER: I didn't even think they'd ask me. I thought it was assumed that as bad as I was looking, as embarrassed as I was at getting tossed around, as much damage as these guys were doing to me, what business do I have coming back up here? So I thought hell, if they're going to ask me, sure, I'll come back up here. That went on for a good while. Every Saturday, I'd drive to Dallas and they'd beat the crap out of me. And they'd ask, "You coming back next week?" And it was always sure, I'll come back next week. I never thought anything would ever come of it. I was in the Army. That was paying the bills, and we were doing OK. This was pretty fun, getting in the ring with real wrestlers. And they're trying to get me to quit, and I won't quit. So this is pretty cool, and I'll keep doing it. And before you know it, I had a match and then another one and then, this is over a period of time, I'm driving to shows far away and doing like two shows in one day and two or three shows a weekend. And then sometimes, I'm on TV and sometimes I'm wrestling in front of big crowds. You know, I just kept getting lucky break after lucky break. Well, I was doing the Army gimmick and I was wrestling, probably once every couple of months. Sometimes more than that, but a couple of the guys who were helping with the training were doing this little show, and I guess now, you'd call it backyard wrestling. But back then, we didn't know what the hell backyard wrestling was. It was outside in the middle of Forth Worth. It was a ring. They charged admission. They sold the VHS and DVDs. It was just like indy wrestling only it was outside. Some other decent name wrestlers were doing it, so I thought I'd give it a shot. And best-case scenario, it would be some decent ring time for me. Worst-case scenario, no one will see it, so if it's horrible, who gives a crap? But they had this idea for a character they wanted me to play. I still had the short hair and I was kind of thin, but they had me paint my face all crazy and act a little off the wall. Of course, that was the Necro Butcher gimmick and that's when I started doing this. Until I was saved by this man… (gestures to big Luke Gallows, smirking beside him)
Luke Gallows takes the mic and runs down Serena and Pogo the Clown. Even though the SES has been officially disbanded in BCCW, it will be reborn. But who will control the new chapter??? Is it Serena, who has come to BCCW for this sole reason? Or the gallant Luke Gallows, who promises to resurrect the SES legacy with a NEW roster of talent? Only one way to find out – at “AFTERMATH” Luke Gallows (on behalf of Necro Butcher) challenges Pogo the Clown to a match… winner owns the rights to SES!!! On behalf of Pogo the Clown, Serena accepts… and SLAPS Gallows! Pogo with the barbed-wire shovel to Necro Butcher! They quickly clear the ring and pose to the crowds delight! Gallows and Butcher lick their wounds and slink off backstage. But the challenge has been laid!
Necro Butcher (w/ Luke Gallows) versus Pogo the Clown (w/ Serena)!!!
** No holds barred match to determine who owns the SES name and legacy in BCCW!!! **
Only at "AFTERMATH"!!!