Post by MadStepDad on Jun 12, 2015 9:29:04 GMT -5
Mash-Up Wrestling
BCCW Fight Night Emergency Edition ("Entrez le Lion")
Cross Insurance Arena
Portland ME
Attendance: SOLD OUT
BCCW TV Episode #63 (Have a Nice Day!)
(click here)
As ordered by the Canadian Sports Commission - there *MUST* be a Heavyweight title rematch. TONIGHT! The seismic aftershocks of Mankind's historic title win are still being felt, as we head into the single most-important bout in the company's history. Win-or-go-Home Match #6. WAR GAMES from Canada, next TV Episode! But first the BCCW HW title is in strong dispute. A *NEW* champion was crowned on BCCW TV Episode #63, but the ex-champions rematch clause was immediately triggered! Now, the title will be determined once and for all! Mankind vs "French Lion" Yvon Robert! TONIGHT!!
** Stay tuned!! **
_____________________________________________________________
"The Game of WAR"
Hotheaded promo from "King of the Night" Kenny King, who supports the boss Commissioner MVP, and hypes his participation in the upcoming WAR GAMES special (perhaps the most XTREME stipulation in Mash-Up Wrestling!) This buzzword cues the lights-out / from the shadows entrance of Hayabusa! Perhaps the most XTREME man in the BCCW Middleweight division! Cue the next clash!
Hayabusa def. Kenny King
(Middleweight Bout)
Furthermore - BCCW President Paul Bowser has sought an injunction against Kevin Owens for his despicable actions as of late, and forced the Middleweight champion's hand! There will be a championship rematch at "BiB4" for the MW title! But this time, no "Canadian Rules" or ""Marquess of Queensberry" crap will protect Kevin Owens!...
** BCCW Middleweight Championship **
Kevin FN Owens © vs. Hayabusa
(Xtreme Rulez)
Only @ "BiB5!!!"
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
_____________________________________________________________
"Genius of the Ring"
"Alpha Delta Phi" promo. This stable includes spokesman Wild Red Berry, the intellectual genius Harvard Chris Nowinski, and their prized stallion & centerpiece of the collection, "Mr Wonderful" Paul Orndorff. Their humorous heel shtick antagonizes the crowd and raises the ire of fan-favorite Nikita Koloff, who finally answers their call. But instead of bravely facing Nikita head-on, like Mr Wonderful and company tease, it is just a set-up for an uncalled-for sneak attack from an ornery Heavyweight bully...
Sheamus (2015) def. Nikita Koloff (1986)
(Heavyweight Sneak Attack)
Sheamus was a MitB briefcase-holder here in BCCW long before he won the same match at WWE Money-in-the-Bank 2015. Once again, the foresight of our writing staff & advisors is eerily prescient. After squashing Nikita in relatively short order, Sheamus flaunts his briefcase (with unspecified title shot in it), and position as potential Wild Card spoiler! Sheamus is coming to Boston for "BiB5" and the rest of BCCW better watch its collective back!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
_____________________________________________________________
"By Any Means Necessary"
N.O.D. Militia def. BroMans
(6-Man Tag Team Slaughter)
Official BCCW swansong for the BroMans, who quickly succumb to the dead-seriousness of the NOD Militia. Video recap & commentator summary of their brutal attack upon Bobby Lashley at the end of "(Return to the) Scene of the Crime" (click here) that may have ended Lashley's career. Postmatch, Farooq and company introduce their new spokesperson (the fiery Xavier Woods), who explains their vicious motivations and desire to overtake the BCCW title scene "by any means necessary!"
Xavier Woods (BCCW debut!) is new spokesperson for the N.O.D. Militia! Heed thy warning!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
_____________________________________________________________
Art Barr (w/ Chavo Guerrero)
def. Don Eagle (1952)
vs. Essa Rios (w/ Shelly Martinez)
(Flyweight Triple Threat Bout)
Barr pins Rios with a frogsplash after a contemptuous 3-way war. "Warchief" Don Eagle in particular comes off as vicious & stiff, while it was the wiles & cunning of Art Barr (not to mention his ringside second Chavo) that helped him secure the victory. Who needs Latino Heat when the hottest supernova in Flyweight wrestling today is right here in BCCW!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
_____________________________________________________________
** Special New England-version **
"The Rumble Seat"
starring "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble
feat: Rick "Model" Martel &
The Bella Twins!!
Host Tony Rumble (and his wrestler "Masshole" Mike McCarthy) are the sarcastic anti-heroes who garner huge pops for their New England roots & Beantown repartee. Martel & the vain Bella Twins on the other hand, are easily despicable for all the exact opposite reasons. They boast & brag of their exploits in taking out Eddie Edwards & his valet Alexxis (see "(Return to the) Scene of the Crime"), including a blast of "Arrogance" cologne to Eddie's eyes postmatch.
But all their taunting & preening eventually draws the entrance of Alexxis Nevaeh, who gets a huge New England pop! She has some tuff talk of her own (laced with a strong Southcoast accent) for the Bellas & Martel, before challenging them to a fight at "BiB5!" The Bellas taunt & tease her more, but it seems you misunderstood. Alexxis doesn't want model bitches - she wants the Model, bitches! That's right - Alexxis challenges Rick "the Model" Martel to a one-on-one match at BiB5! Martel tries to laugh & play it off, but when the crowd reaction (as well as Masshole & Rumble's needling) get to him, he is forced to accept! Alexxis closes the segment with another stiff SLAP right across the Model's pretty face! OOOOOOOO it's on! Chaos nearly erupts on the set as security & Rumble jump in to pry them apart! Crowd is going wild! Alexxis & the Bella Twins are separated, but talking trash the whole time! Big time moves by the baddest b**** on the Southcoast, Alexxis Nevaeh!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
_____________________________________________________________
** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **
MANKIND (1999) © vs. FRENCH LION (1945)
versus
Rematch ordered by the Canadian Sports Commission. Heightened security has been added to ringside, raising the dangerous stakes of this match even further. Crowd is solidly behind Mankind, as commentators ruminate on the fractured relationship between French Lion & Commissioner MVP. The "Montreal Mafia" has seemingly broken apart at the worst possible time! Now Le Lion must go at it alone against a champion riding a wave of momentum. "War Games" coming next TV Episode! THEN - the biggest event of the fantasy-wrestling calendar year: BiB5! New England's own Wrestlemania! This year will be "Banned in Boston"... but who will have the Heavyweight crown?? The fight is on!
Boston Bruins-like hockey slugfest to start. Mankind knocks Le Lion to the floor, and continues the Attitude-era brawl! In a throwback to their last bout, Le Lion reverses another Irish-whip attempt and hurls Mankind knees-first into the steel ring steps! From there, it's a vicious & malicious assault from Le Lion upon the bent, twisted knees of Mankind! Stomps, strikes & stretches. Ringpost Figure-4! Mankind can barely hobble back into the ring, where Le Lion continues to target the limb with some 1945 shoot tactics! But *still* no quit in Mankind, who refuses to submit and can't be pinned! Le Lion grabs a steel chair in frustration, as commentators exclaim his desperation! But Mankind manages to spring a drop-toe hold that bounces Le Lion's face off his own chair, and gets a brief respite! Le Lion staggers to his feet where he meets the dreaded Double-arm DDT from Mankind, this time on the steel chair! It's over! 1!.. 2!.. NO! Le Lion kicks out! Both men are down.
Eventually the brawl spills back outside when Mankind hits his kamikaze clothesline. Extra security & BCCW officials can only watch on as Mankind & Le Lion go back and forth, and the crowd rages behind them. Mankind sets up a table at ringside, and attempts to piledrive Le Lion THROUGH it... but gets backdropped OFF it instead! BAM! Bare-backed bump on the barely-cushioned arena floor! They fight to the stage area, where Mankind recovers enough to drop a few elbows on Le Lion! The Montreal Mafia Godfather is forced to flee back INTO the ring, where Mankind pursues! Finally in the climatic moment of the match, Mankind snares Le Lion in the mandible claw! He's going down! But Le Lion hits a blatant low-blow (unseen by the ref, apparently) to break the hold! They go back at it again, dragging whatever Fighting Spirit they have left from the dredges of their souls. Mankind ducks through and hits another Double Arm DDT! Crowd is calling for it now, and Mankind obliges! He grabs the nearby steel chair, and begins his ascent to the top rope! He's going to crush Le Lion with a flying steel-elbow smash! But wait...!
As Mankind reaches his perch, a riot-helmed "security guard" jumps up on the ring apron and *TASERS* Mankind with an electric cattle-prod! ZZZZZZZAAAPTTT! The sound of electricity & smell of charred flesh! Mankind plunges off the top turnbuckle like a duck shot down from the sky, and CRASHES through the ringside table he set up earlier! NO! Suddenly, the conspiracy becomes clear! The mask on the riot-squad member comes off to reveal COMMISSIONER MVP! On the same page after all! To further cement that revelation, fellow-Montreal Mafia cohorts (Kenny King, Kevin Owens & Corporate Kane) instantly appear from within the security ranks to gather up Mankind's unconscious, twitching body and roll it back into the ring! No! The screwjob is in! Le Lion in for the kill with his Katahajime finisher ("Tazzmission")! Mankind's arm drops once! Twice!... THREE TIMES! NO! LE LION HAS REGAINED THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!
Winner (and *NEW* BCCW Heavyweight Champion): "French Lion" YVON ROBERT!!
Show ends amid a rain of trash & plastic cups from the crowd! The newly-reunited Montreal Mafia celebrate in the ring, as Commissioner MVP proudly straps the HW title around Le Lion's waist himself! Scratch one to owe one! Commissioner MVP pulled it together for Le Lion tonight, now the French Lion will be expected return the favor come "War Games!" Bad guys win the night, but will they win the war?? "BiB5" is on the horizon, with one last apocalyptic stop at "War Games" on the way!
The French Lion has regained his HW title! But at what cost to BCCW?? Is the Montreal Mafia at the peak of their power? Or will it all come tumbling down? Their very power-structure itself faces termination if they lose the War Games match next Episode! Stay tuned!
** FADE OUT **
_____________________________________________________________