Post by MadStepDad on Jun 9, 2015 9:59:58 GMT -5
** BCCW has 5 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
** BCCW is a fight-fiction arena that blends the stylistics of Lucha Underground with UFC Fight Night: McGregor vs Siver from Boston. **
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel. Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent Renee Young (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns, or MSD himself on this very show). **
** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
BCCW presents "(Return to the) Scene of the Crime"
(click here)
All the Xtreme excitement & adventure of BCCW's annual pilgrimage to the West Coast came to a bloody conclusion! Now, the all-crucial "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series is tied 2-2! Game #5 is here - which player can step up and play the hero tonight?? Is there a Lebron James or Stephen Curry in the house?? We'll find out tonight! PLUS! John Cena vs Abyss in a WWE vs TNA Dream Match! Flyweight glory! Lana has a prepared statement and she will speak tonight! BCCW is finally back on the road home where greater victory awaits. Back to Boston where fantasy-wrestling was born! BCCW will be presenting the *SUPERCARD* of the year! Beantown's version of Wrestlemania! "BiB5!!" Coming near Independence Day! (cuz we wanted to! Not cuz we were bullied into it by evil Canadian programmers!)
BCCW TV Episode #63 ("Have a Nice Day!")
Worcester Centrum
Attendance: 15000
Theme Song: "Wreck" (by Kool Keith & ODB)
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"And the "Most Valuable Player" award goes to..."
Commissioner MVP entrance & theme. Condescending promo RE: his Administration's loss in Match #4 at "(Back to the) Scene of the Crime". It wasn't the Commissioners fault that they lost, and while he was seemingly willing to ride the Canadian coat-tails of the Montreal Mafia to power, he refuses to let those same forces bring him down!
These bold statements cue the entrance & theme of BCCW HW Champion (and Montreal Mafia Godfather) the French Lion (Yvon Robert)! Video recap from the end of "(Back to the) Scene of the Crime" when Mankind put French Lion to sleep with a Mandible Claw. In a fierce retort (complete with his typical lisp and crowd chants of "WHAT!?"), French Lion tells Commissioner MVP that even though their "Best of 7 Series" victory will protect the Commissioners office for the Montreal Mafia, he will personally see to it that MVP is *removed* from the position! Big pop for that suggestion as MVP becomes incensed! Huge power play from Le Lion who is quick to remind MVP he REALLY has the juice here! But before they can erupt into fisticuffs right now, cue the limousine intro of *new* BCCW Television champion (and Montreal Mafia-sponsored candidate for BCCW Presidency after Paul Bowser is vanquished), JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD!
Entrance & theme of JBL and his "Beer Money Intl" cabinet (Storm & Roode)! With his TV title proudly on display, JBL reminds the bickering leaders of his own victory in LA (then New York) and how his bid for BCCW Presidency rests heavily on their ability to coexist and win the "Best of 7 Series". But JBL's natural boorish obnoxiousness only inflames Commissioner MVP & French Lion further! Its all about Match #5 tonight! Who can be trusted to hold that spot down!?
Everything comes to a maniacal head when Commissioner MVP - desperate to his assert his domination - books *HIMSELF* into Do-or-Die Match #5 tonight! He's the only man big enough to handle the challenge! But he's not letting the others get off easy either... in a spiteful mood, Commissioner MVP books Beer Money Intl. into 6-Man Tag Team action tonight! Then in the final swing, Commissioner MVP answers Le Lion's call for vengeance against Mankind by booking him in a match against Foley, tonight! Big pop! A BCCW Heavyweight Championship match!! Even bigger pop! French Lion vs. Mankind for the HW title tonight! Le Lion & Commissioner MVP make fierce eye contact... the gauntlet has been laid! We're on the road to "BiB5" and business just took a wildly divergent turn!
"Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series (Match #5!)
BCCW Heavyweight Championship match!
All that and more TONIGHT!! Stay tuned!!
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John Cena (2015) def. Abyss (2009)
(Heavyweight Bout)
versus w/
Solid 7-minute opener that highlights the Heavyweight division, while serenading Cena's historic victory in Match #4 at "(Return to the) Scene of the Crime". The manager for Abyss & his Triple Towers team is "Professor" Sheldon Goldberg (NECW owner & former BCCW VP), who has a long & tenuous history with Cena since he revealed his evil Illuminati involvement in Season 1. Those connections have allowed Professor Sheldon Goldberg to resurface in BCCW as a manager, where this match is a further offshoot of that long-standing feud.
Abyss beats on Cena - he returns fire - Professor Goldberg gets desperate and reveals "Janice" (the wooden board with nails hammered through it)!! - but Cena counters, and in a blaze of glory, uses the weapon on Abyss instead! WHAM! Board-of-nails to the gut! FUAA in the center of the ring! 1! 2! 3! Another heroic performance from Captain Cena!
Winner: JOHN CENA!!
Cena's rah-rah postmatch promo with Renee Young is interrupted in the end by an abrupt cut off! The arena goes black while a mini-movie airs on the giant video wall...
It is Bray Wyatt! With another vague, cryptic promo that can chill listeners to the bone! But who will be his next target?? The jury is out! Follow the buzzards!!
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Backstage correspondent Renee Young catches up with BCCW President Paul Bowser for a few words. President Bowser is confident that momentum is on the side of good heading into Match #5, though he can't divulge who will be representing him tonight. But rest assured, the choice was very simple. Believe that.
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Davey Richards (2015) def. Jushin Liger (1995)
(Flyweight Bout)
versus
Honorable competition among high-caliber opponents. Dream Match encounter punctuated by "THIS IS AWESOME!" and "BCCW! BCCW!" chants! "American Wolf" wins clean and both men shake hands postmatch. In his postfight comments at ringside, Davey says that while he will never duck a bigger target (see: "Sheamus" from "(Return to the) Scene of the Crime") - his main goal is to become the BCCW Flyweight champion! He's willing to fight anybody BCCW puts in his path, but in the end he wants Adam Cole (current BCCW FW champion)!! Big pop!
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Backstage cameras catch the tail-end of another furious argument behind closed doors, between Commissioner MVP & French Lion Yvon Robert. Each is vowing to make the other victim of the "Banned in Boston" stipulation, and ordering no interference in either of their matches tonight. They will each live or die by their own sword!
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Love Bros def. Beer Money
(6-Man Tag Team Bout)
versus
Segment starts with the always-popular, pot-smoking entrance & theme of the Love Bros (1968) w/ their Mash-Up 6-Man Tag Team accomplice the Weedman (JCW)! The Love Bros are former BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions who have a "bone" (snicker) to pick with Commissioner MVP & the Montreal Mafia's oppressive regime, man! But their hippie lovechild protests are answered head-on by military enforcement! In this case, that is the SWAT team-styled entrance of "Beer Money Intl", who have riot shield and batons to help hide behind JBL's fiery Conservative rhetoric!
After blazing the Love Bros on the mic, *new* BCCW TV champion JBL instigates a brutal beatdown that loosely equates into a 6-Man Tag Team Match. Beer Money Intl. beat their opponents all over the ring in a one-sided affair... but wind up *losing* the match by distraction interference, when muthaphuckkin DUDE LOVE shows up to spread some love for his comrades-in-tye-die! Flash rollup from Weedman to Robert Roode ends in a pinfall! Beer Money Intl. are shocked and outraged! Fans go ballistic! Love Bros wind up clearing the ring and boogieing down with Dude Love to end the segment! All they've got to say now is, "LET'S GO MANNY ("Mankind")! New BCCW HW Champion tonight! Owwwwww have Mercy!
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** "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series **
Match #5
ROMAN REIGNS (2015)
vs.
COMMISSIONER MVP (2015)
(Heavyweight Bout)
versus
Dramatic conclusion to the series of "Commissioner MVP-in training" vignettes that ran in-between segments. Borrows elements from this season of UFC The Ultimate Fighter series, pitting rival Gym versus Gym. With their first series victory, the Montreal Mafia already chose the dates & locations. All that's left to do now is name the stipulations, so Commissioner MVP starts the segment by calling out his arch-nemesis in the "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series, President Paul Bowser! But instead, he gets the crowd-popping Goldberg-meets-Shield entrance of ROMAN REIGNS through the crowd!
Finally Roman Reigns will speak, after stonewalling the media in the wake of his Special Guest Enforcer appearance at "(Return to the) Scene of the Crime!" Roman goes toe-to-toe with the veteran stickman on the mic MVP, more than holding his own. Reigns has roots, history & honor, and believes in a form of tradition that will forever clash with the ideologies of the Montreal Mafia. Therefore, Roman Reigns has taken it upon his own broad shoulders to be the Hound of Justice in BCCW! *HE* is President Bowser's choice for Match #5 tonight!! Huge pop! Roman Reigns will make his in-ring return tonight! Stay tuned!
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Intro, hype & Commissioner MVP stall tactics take up the bulk of this encounter! The actual "match" is painfully short, and embarrassingly brutish for Commissioner MVP! He misses a cheap shot with his "MVP" necklace - eats a Superman punch! - and staggers right into a SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! from Roman! BAM! 1! 2! 3! Just like that! Commissioner MVP has given up Match #5 in less than 30 seconds! OMG! What an impressive win for Roman Reigns, who immediately establishes himself at the top tier of BCCW talent!!
Winner: ROMAN REIGNS (2014)
Commissioner MVP starts whining, complaining and trying to reassert his authority, but has been neutered in-ring! His pitch-perfect heel performance is met head-on by the entrance & theme of BCCW President Paul Bowser himself! Proud Papa Paul has some inspiring words for his camp, and wants to include *all* of them in the championship game. That's why President Bowser announces the end-all-be-all of stipulations for Match #6...
President Bowser-guys vs. Montreal Mafia
(WAR GAMES BOUT!!)
It's back in BCCW! Perhaps the most brutal, taxing, gangfight encounter in wrestling history! 5-on-5 Wargames Match for all-important control of BCCW itself! The tradition continues (or *ends*) in Wargames! A one night-only TV Episode special, coming next week! Match #6 is game-point for President Bowser's administration, and they will prey upon the dissension in the Montreal Mafia to split them apart forever! The world of Mash-Up Wrestling will be a better place when the Mafia is buried in their icy tomb, and Mankind becomes the new BCCW HW Champion tonight! Have a nice day!!
** "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series **
Match #6
WARGAMES!!!
Coming next BCCW TV Episode! Stay tuned!
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How to say "I'm Sorry" in Russian:
Everybody is still buzzing about the "Wargames" announcement, when Lana "the Ravishing Russian" somberly takes the ring for a prepared statement. Video recap of "(Back to the) Scene of the Crime" where Lana shared an American boogie-down session with Rikishi & Nikita Koloff! Predictably, her Russian comrades were incensed and sent her out here to "apologize" for her actions. But when she finishes reading the statement, we are greeted by the cheerful entrance & theme of Rikishi! He tacitly approaches Lana, and appears to be winning her over with his suave mic work, when he finally asks her to dance! Huge crowd pop!
But the set-up quickly becomes evident when Lana's leader IVAN KOLOFF leaps from the shadows and jumps Rikishi from behind! Koloff beats, bloodies and bludgeons Rikishi with a flag pole, before locking him in the Camel Clutch! With boos and trash raining down upon them, Ivan Koloff forces Lana to wave the Russian flag behind them while he stands over Rikishi's bloody body! Booooooo!! Putin rules!
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Backstage correspondent Renee Young is with Mankind (big pop!) backstage for an interview, but they are quickly joined by well-wishers and allies (like Crusher Casey & the Boston Strongmen). Mankind & company have some strong words for Putin & Koloff, before focusing on the Canadian invasion (Montreal Mafia). Tonight Mankind performs the impossible task of dethroning the French Lion on American soil. That is a duty he takes very seriously, and vows a victory tonight for all of Mankind! Have a nice day!!!
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"Mount Rushmore of Mash-Up Wrestling"
BCCW Flyweight champion Adam Cole (w/ cougar valet Sable)
WWE MitB briefcase-holder Gino Hernandez
"MFN Nature Boy" Ric Flair (WHOOOOO!!)
"Mount Rushmore of Mash-Up Wrestling" entrance & theme. The greatest faction in BCCW history since the days of the Diamond Dynasty... or at least the prettiest! All 3 men (and one scorching woman) take turns cutting a scintillating group-promo that has fans recalling the glory days of the Four Horsemen! They have the gold! They have the glory! They have the reputation! The only thing missing now... is *WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CONQUEST!!*
That's right fellas, WHOOOOOOO! Ric Flair is calling the World Champion CM Punk out! Big pop from the shocked audience! Nobody was expecting this! WHOOOOOO! If you got the guts, meet me in Boston at "BiB5" and get your punk-azz served! You can't be the man unless you beat the man, and guess what baby? Ric Flair is the MAN around these parts! Nobody else could have Steinbrenner'd such an awesome collection of power as the "Mount Rushmore of Mash-Up Wrestling!" If FW champion Adam Cole is QB, Gino the hot free-agent acquisition, and Sable the "bust" on Mount Rushmore, that makes Ric Flair the veteran Varsity Captain and fraternity President! This is a "pipe bomb" of his own live from the 1980's that puts CM Punk on blast! The live crowd is electric, and social media is abuzz with chatter over this segment! How will World Champion CM Punk respond?? The eyes of the world are now upon the "Mount Rushmore of Mash-Up Wrestling"... and that's just the way they like it! WHOOOOOO!
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** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **
FRENCH LION (1945) vs. MANKIND (1999)
versus
Bombshell after bombshell after bombshell tonight. Nothing will ever be the same as we brace ourselves for "BiB5" - the annual Super Show from Boston MA. But who will be left to surrender the post? BCCW TV Episode #64 (WARGAMES!!) emanates live from Canada next week, and President Paul Bowser has a chance to put an end to the Montreal Mafia alliance forever. Will he return to Boston at "BiB5" as a conquering emperor? Or will the Montreal Mafia stave off elimination and force a Match #7? That story awaits! But first, the most-anticipated Heavyweight title match in recent BCCW TV history is coming up next! French Lion defends against Mankind!
BCCW Heavyweight Champion "The French Lion" (Yvon Robert)
Video recap of Mankind being blithely used by the Montreal Mafia before smartening up and seeking vengeance. He embarked on a tour of pain that took him through the ranks of the Montreal Mafia all the way to their dreaded "Godfather", Yvon Robert. Mankind is the heavy emotional favorite going into this match! Can dreams really come true?? After the MMA-like ring intros, but before the referee instructions, these two begin an immediate brawl! They spill outside the ring, where Le Lion gets his head bounced off the announce table! Le Lion reverses another whip attempt, and Mankind crashes knees-first into the steel ring steps! BLUNG! Le Lion dumps the other set of heavy steel steps onto Mankind's back! But Mankind refuses to get counted out! Le Lion tries to choke, stretch & shoot on Mankind in the ring, but Foley's durability is off the charts tonight! They're busting out all the big sequences fast and early, as commentators are nearly breathless trying to keep up! Clothesline! Flying headscissors! Elbowdrop! Swinging neckbreaker! Le Lion attempts his katahajime finisher, but Mankind plunges backwards and crushes him with the impact, breaking the hold!
Eventually things are getting too tense, and right as Mankind catches Le Lion with the dreaded Mandible claw (big pop!) - BCCW Middleweight champion (and Montreal Mafia capo) Kevin FN Steen makes the run-in and interference (big boos!) BLAM! Kevin FN Owens *clobbers* Mankind with his title to the FACE! Yvon Robert falls on him for the pin.... but still only 2! Crowd pops huge at Mankind's resilience! Kevin FN Owens is frustrated as hell, but here comes big Boston Strongman Frank Sexton to even the odds! Now all HELL breaks loose at ringside as everybody from the Triple Towers to Crusher Casey get involved, in what amounts to be a preview of the huge WAR GAMES gangfight coming up next TV Episode! But then - John Cena's theme song hits and the place goes CRAZY! Cena shows up out of nowhere (through the crowd and over the brawl) - disarms French Lion inside the ring as he clutches his precious HW strap - and FUAA's the champion onto a steel chair in the center of the ring! Big pop! Cena drags Mankind's body over for the cover! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! OMFG! OMFG! FOLEY HAS WON THE HW TITLE! OMFG!! The entire Worcester Centrum EXPLODES into cheers! History has been made! Dreams really do come true! Yo Adrian, I did it!!
Winner...
** and NEW BCCW Heavyweight Champion!! **
MANKIND!!
The whole Mash-Up universe goes ballistic! Fans surge the ringside area like it's the Parquet floor in the '80s! Social media instantly becomes inflamed! #DreamsComeTrue! Mankind is hoisted upon the shoulders of his fellow peers and showered with bottles of champagne! He exuberantly addresses the audience, before taking a celebratory victory lap! The Montreal Mafia is incensed! Fractured! How can they possibly respond after this catastrophic night?? War Games is right on the horizon, and it could be the *END* of Commissioner MVP's regime as we know it! Just in time for "BiB5", the Supercard to end ALL supercards! Coming soon from BCCW! Stay tuned!
** FADE OUT **
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