Post by MadStepDad on Oct 31, 2014 7:18:26 GMT -5
Broken City Championship Wrestling
by
MadStepDad
proudly presents...
in
HELL
2014
** Mash-Up Wrestling Network ondemand **
Halloween in Hell (click here)
(Another) Halloween in Hell (click here)
Halloween in Hell 3 (click here)
Now TONIGHT!
(Un)Officially sponsored by RAVENLOFT & the new season of THE WALKING DEAD...
A long dark lonesome path. A single fluttering torchlight in the wind. Misty moors, fog-shrouded bayous and twisted urban cityscapes. It can mean only one thing... welcome to Broken City Championship Wrestling by MadStepDad! Live on the Mash-Up Wrestling Network - this is "Halloween in Hell 2014!" The mists of Ravenloft surround you as the coalitions of fantasy-wrestling collide in immortal warfare. We all say "peace" because its what we really want - a piece of the pie that America flaunts.
In Montreal, on the night of "Battleground 2", sinister connotations were revealed. Bribery, treachery, deceit & corruption. The specter of organized crime once again rears its ugly, fedora-wearing head in Mash-Up Wrestling. American agents and rival organizers (like exiled Mash-Up promoter Jack Pfefer & Easy Eric Bischoff) have leaked classified documents that reveal the existence of a greater "Illuminati" still operating in the Mash-Up underworld. Connections between these forces, Canadian mobsters and the sudden resignation of AWA Commissioner Jack Tunney will all be revealed tonight!
Plus! Bray Wyatt has revealed "the Devil" that made him do it! Now we have a new WWE Champion (Jake "the Snake" Roberts) and Bruno Sammartino trapped in the bowels of a twisted HELL! Bruno goes one-on-one with Bray Wyatt tonight! And in our *exxxplosive* climax, BCCW HW Champion Steve "Crusher" Casey defends his strap against the Demon Kane! But theirs is no ordinary blood feud... it is a rivalry born in HELL. Both will walk through the fire when they battle in an "Inferno Match"!!! Tonight! All that and more as BCCW proudly presents their annual tradition... "Halloween in Hell 2014!!" Stay tuned!!
Ringside Commentators
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Montreal by Nightfall
** Cut to commercial **
_____________________________________________________________
ALPHA DELTA PHI versus... GOLDSTAR MUTA (debut)!!
(BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match)
versus...
Entrance & theme of the Alpha Delta Phi stable - a trio of comedic straightmen who play a thinking mans heel in tremendous fashion. Cameras pan the raucous Montreal arena, awash in a sea of poster-boards and BCCW merchandise. One prominent banner visible in the crowd proclaims: "BCCW - bringing REAL Mayhem to Montreal!" Alpha Delta Phi's sermon tonight (played acerbically by Damien Sandow) details the distinct difference between proud American scholars such as themselves (booooooo!) and boo-hick Canadian marks in Montreal like all the fans! Sandow goes on to debunk their superstitions and declare Halloween a Constitutional right.
Thankfully the speech is cut short by a transmission from the cosmos. Damien Sandow's mic loses power before all the lights in the building mysteriously blow out! In the darkness, this video plays...
Introducing to the BCCW 6-Man tag team division...
GOLDSTAR MUTA!!
Amazing technicolor entrance and debut (almost like a Halloween-themed "conjuration") for the mysterious "GoldStar Muta" team. Predictably, Alpha delta Phi is quickly dazzled by a Goldstar Muta tour de'force. Stardust blows a puff of blinding star particles into Christopher Nowinski's eyes, culminating in a Great Muta moonsault for the finish! 1.. 2.. 3!! The cosmos have opened wide on Halloween night to unleash a new dynasty upon the BCCW 6-Man tag team scene... and the cosmic key awaits!
Winners: GOLDSTAR MUTA (debut)
** CUT BACKSTAGE **
Creepy backstage promo from Queen Sherri & Macho King Randy Savage, relating their reign to bloodthirsty monarchs who favored beheadings and impalement. They have been on a "Coronation Ceremony tour" since debuting at "Re-Up" and continue to proudly display their kingly scepter & crown (no mere costume accessory they assure you). On the night of "Halloween in Hell 2014", the Macho King & Queen will rule BCCW and all of fantasy-wrestling!
** CUT TO RING **
_____________________________________________________________
** BCCW Middleweight Championship **
"Masshole" MIKE MCCARTHY
(w/ Boston Bad Boy Tony Rumble)
versus
NEW JACK!!
w/ 
versus 
Wild ECW-themed segment begins with the entrance & theme of reigning (and most hated) Middleweight champion "Masshole" Mike McCarthy w/ his manager "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble. Their promo work alone has made for an entertaining reign. Tonight, they go pro-Boston, drawing the ire of the local fans, and inflaming more of the nationalistic passions. "Masshole" is about to start extolling the greatness of the Boston Bruins again, when he is thankfully cut off by "Natural Born Killaz" (Dre & Cube) blaring through the arena sound system!!!
Enter the Xtreme O.G. NEW JACK!!!
With abrasive rap beat blaring in the background, New Jack goes to work on the conceited MW champion and his mouthy manager as the fans roar their approval! Hockey sticks! Trash cans! Stop Signs! Brand-new, out-the-box PS4 smashed over Tony Rumble's head! New Jack is going on a crowd pleasing rampage, with a (now-bleeding) "Masshole" scrambling to retreat! New Jack is out of prison and running wild in Canada! May we see a new Middleweight champion tonight!?!?
NO!
Suddenly - New Jack is jumped by 4 black-mask wearing assailants from the crowd! The gang of professional hoodlums stomps New Jack down before revealing their identities - B.S.L. Militia!
Winner: NONE (no finish)
Black Star Line Militia
After brutalizing New Jack in a ferocious, highly-personal display (Masshole & his manager have fled into the night with their MW title belt), the B.S.L. Militia commandeer a mic on behalf of their radical spokesperson Bad News Brown.
** SEGUE **
_____________________________________________________________
"B.S.L.M"
("Black Star Line Militia")
Review of the traumatic events of "Battleground 2: Mayhem in Montreal", when D-Von Dudley inexplicably *turned* on his 1/2 brother Bully Ray to join the Militia. Now tonight, they are reveling in that addition. Bully Ray has been exiled from BCCW, while Butch Reed ("freed from WWE Slavery") has joined their cause. Bad News Brown and his Militia (partly-inspired by my love for Boardwalk Empire) cut another ferocious promo that borrows liberally from both Chalky White & Dr Narcisse, including these notable quotables from Narcisse himself:
"A thing mixed is a thing weakened."
"One looks down in secret and sees many things."
"Only kings understand each other."
and
"The Negro is dying out, and he is going to die faster and more rapidly in the next fifty years than he has in the past three hundred years! There is only one thing to save the Negro, and that is an immediate realization of his own responsibilities. Unfortunately, we are the most artless and indifferent people in the world! We are shiftless and irresponsible, and that is why we find ourselves the wards of an inherited materialism that has lost its soul and its conscience."
(-- Marcus Garvey)
Amid the rain of trash and debris, Bad News throws his salute and marches off with the others behind him. BSL Militia is in the building, and the Devil's BCCW will never be the same again! They will TAKE what they want and leave the rest behind! Fantasy-wrestling beware!
** CUT TO VIDEO PACKAGE **
_____________________________________________________________
** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
PAUL LONDON (2006) w/ Wendi Richter
versus
ADAM COLE (2016) w/ Sable
w/ 
versus
w/ 
Adam Cole is kind of a big deal (especially if you let him tell it). Career-defining runs in ROH & PWG have cemented his critical appeal. In Mash-Up Wrestling lore, he paid his dues in the hardcore proving grounds of the AWA before being called up to the big leagues. His on-screen partnership with the diamond cougar Sable (2003) gives him mainstream authenticity. Part of the "Trilogy" stable with Alberto del Rio (present) & Ric Flair (past), Adam Cole represents the *future* of fantasy-wrestling. But here tonight in BCCW, he runs headfirst into the current man of the Flyweight division - champion Paul London.
"M - V - P!!" versus "please don't die!!" On top of their suicidal athleticism we add the prestigious Flyweight Championship. Mix that with the sex-appeal of their respective valets, and it is an explosive combination. Nobody flies higher than the BCCW Flyweight division on their best night, and London vs. Cole @ "Halloween in Hell 2014" is arguably their greatest match yet. Both men go up, over, down and *through* the ring ropes, earning the aforementioned crowd chants. In the end - after a clothes-tearing CAAAAAT FIIIIIGHT!!! between the ladies, Adam Cole hits his Reverse on Paul London for the finish! We have a new champion! Adam Cole has etched his name in fantasy-wrestling lore! Top 10 in PWI 500 for 2014, and now new BCCW Flyweight champion! Cue the champagne & caviar!
Winner (and NEW Flyweight champion): ADAM COLE!!
** CUT BACKSTAGE **
Backstage correspondent MSD is trying to get a word with BCCW President Paul Bowser about the BSL Militia, when Commissioner MVP (with his Money Power Respect stable) enters the picture. Commissioner MVP & President Bowser have a tense showdown that reeks of extortion and blackmail. Commissioner MVP tells President Bowser that the BSL Militia is the last thing BCCW needs to worry about right now, because Commissioner MVP holds the key to the entire Mash-Up Wrestling universe (in his mysterious manila folder)... MVP will reveal the contents next, after his man Blaster Lashley dominates the WWE one more time on Canadian soil! Fade out on President Paul Bowser's angry poker-face.
** CUT TO RING **
_____________________________________________________________
BOBBY LASHLEY (2014) w/ Commissioner MVP
vs.
DON MURACO (1988)
(Heavyweight Bout)
w/ versus 
Rematch of the Heavyweight Dream Match from "Battleground 2" that was way better than anyone expected. This is 1988-era babyface Don Muroco with the tie-dye and fan support. He is countered by the streamlined 2014 form of Blaster Bobby Lashley, who has Bellator MMA credentials and the support of Commissioner MVP. A lot more bearhugs, restholds and occasional suplexes than the last time but the end result is still the same - Blaster Lashley spear for the finish! 1! 2! 3! Make way for Commissioner MVP as he prepares his own Kefauver convention...
Winner: BOBBY LASHLEY
Using the postmatch victory speech as a pulpit, Commissioner MVP proceeds to go into business for himself and pull the curtain back on Mash-Up Wrestling politics. Shades of Jack Pfefer in the '30s (and in XPW Remixed). Commissioner MVP declares a string of bribery, corruption and pandering going all the way to the Canadian Prime Minister! He even goes on to invoke "the Illuminati" name in connection! Commissioner MVP concludes by revealing the contents of his mysterious manila folder... there up on the giant video wall like its the Summer Jam screen:
Damning photos of AWA Commissioner Jack Tunney accepting illegal payoffs! Despite the dark sunglasses and baseball hat, the images of Jack Tunney taking money from known Illuminati associates is unmistakable! These are the photos & allegations that sank the entire AWA franchise and resulted in Jack Tunneys forced resignation! The AWA was forced to shut down by the Mash-Up Wrestling Ethics Committee! The AWA patents, roster & trademarks were auctioned off to a conglomerate headed by Eric Bischoff - the same conglomerate that helped Hollywood Hogan buy-out WCW not too long ago! The Illuminati snowball continues to grow bigger just underneath the radar. But never fear, your brave BCCW Commissioner MVP is here! In what is a completely insincere and obviously patronizing speech - Commissioner MVP claims to have revealed this conspiracy for the good of the Canadian Wrestling fans, who are "unaccustomed to witnessing such a high-caliber of fantasy wrestling". Commissioner MVP announces a "hostile occupation" of Canada, by which all bylaws and and legislature of Canadian wrestling will pass directly through HIM! Commissioner MVP declares himself forevermore "the Prime Minister of Canadian Wrestling" by way of military force! The rabid BOOS from the local Montreal fans is off the charts. Commissioner MVP and his "Money Power Respect" stable (Kenny King & Bobby Lashley) must be shielded from trash and debris, then escorted from the ring by armed security and off-duty cops, their crowd heat is so off the charts! Meanwhile, commentators react in stunned and hushed tones over the AWA expose. What will be the political ramifications and fallout of this announcement? What is President Bowser's take on Commissioner MVP declaring autonomy over Canada? Where will Eric Bischoff show up next, and what is he planning by accumulating all these defunct Mash-Up Wrestling franchises??
Stay tuned as the epic Mash-Up Wrestling saga continues to unfold! 2014 to 2015 and beyond!
Huge Main Event still to come! And a grudge-match one year in the making, coming up next!
** CUT TO VIDEO **
_____________________________________________________________
BRAY WYATT (2015) versus BRUNO SAMMARTINO (1975)
(Heavyweight Grudge Match)
versus 
This is a BCCW-certified Dream Match classic literally one year in the making. We take you back to last years "Halloween in Hell" spectacular when Bray Wyatt made his BCCW debut... and forced Sammartinos exit. Since that night, Bruno has gone on to win the WWE Championship and remain a stalwart Hero of Light - while Bray Wyatt has spread his plague into the hearts and minds of BCCW fans.
Most recently, Bray Wyatt attacked & crippled Andre the Giant, won the annual "Slaughtahouse Stampede" match and revealed the "Devil" that made him do it... Jake "the Snake" Roberts (who stole the WWE title from Bruno, in part due to Bray Wyatts constant mind games). Tonight, their epic cross-promotional blow-off match. Only in BCCW at "Halloween in Hell 2014!"
This match represents the very epitome of "good vs. evil". Sammartino receives an ultimate pop, while even Bray Wyatt has some fans in Canada. The two Heavyweights go at it tooth and nail, but the Wyatt family (Harper & Rowan) remain constant brooding distractions. Bruno comes back to kick some ass (with his WWE title upset still fresh in mind), but Bray absorbs the punishment. He even busts out the spider crawl, freezing Sammartino in his tracks at one point. Eventually Sammartino takes over and appears to have Bray locked in his match-ending over the shoulder backbreaker, when Harper & Rowan run in to attack. It is a blatant disqualification, but Bray has a bigger message to send then simple wins and losses...
Winner (by DQ): BRUNO SAMMARTINO
We may have a repeat of last years event, the commentators warn. With the Wyatt family taking Bruno *out* of BCCW for good. But this time, something even more sinister is afoot...
Before Bray Wyatt can deliver his punishing finisher (onto a steel chair), the houselights go off! Darkness! Then, in a near repeat of WWE Hell in a Cell 2014 (when Bray returned to attack Dean Ambrose), a misty apparition begins to appear in the ring! It bedazzles Bray and the Family, drawing their undivided attention. Sister Abigail herself... ?!?!
No!
Instead, the Mistz of Ravenloft part to reveal ANDRE the muthaphuckkin GIANT!!!
Charging back into BCCW with retribution on his mind! Bray Wyatt will feel the wrath of a *true* "Eater of Worlds"! Wham, bam, banzai flying butt slam. Andre the Giant (peak 1970's version) cuts through the entire Wyatt family like a giant meat cleaver to a little lamb! Andre the Giant has returned to BCCW! Revenge upon Bray Wyatt for breaking his leg and nearly crippling him! Andre the Giant is BACK in BCCW! Let the good times roll!!
** CUT TO VIDEO REPLAY & COMMENTATOR ANALYSIS **
_____________________________________________________________
"The End is NEAR"
Entrance & theme of BCCW hero and fantasy-wrestling diety JOHN CENA!! The entire building erupts in a huge chorus of loud, bellowing BOOS! So loud, even Cena is forced to acknowledge them with a crook of his eyebrow. Commentators recap his heroic return from elbow surgery to compete in the World title 4-Way at "Battleground 2".
Suddenly - like the long awaited "millennium clock" - this video begins to play! Houselights darken dramatically, as the crowd erupts into a tremendous ROAR!!
"LE LION!" "LE LION!" "LE LION!" The chants commence loud enough to invoke conjuration. Sure enough, through the Mists of Ravenloft themselves, he emerges. Onto the BCCW platform in Mash-Up Wrestling. He has returned home.
Enter YVON "le Lion" ROBERT!!!
Le Lion BCCW debut!!
In a snarling, yet vaguely-polite promo (after appropriate pause for dramatic crowd effect) Le Lion addresses John Cena in a mix of English & French. It is a very haughty promo, designed only for the local fans and not for International English-speaking fans. It goes over like GANGBUSTERS with the local fans (who cheer every sideways threat he shoots at Cena), even if everybody else (Cena included, judging by his puzzled expression) has no idea what Le Lion is saying! With all that said, Le Lion confronts Cena face to face... and shakes his hand? Yes, Le Lion appears to be the perfect gentleman, deceptively welcoming himself into BCCW, and getting the Man to lower his guard. But when Cena dare cock his head sideways for one moment, he gets STABBED in the back!
To a HUGE crowd pop, Le Lion SNARES Cena from behind in a deadly "Le Lion katahajime!" (similar to the Tazzmission circa 1997!) Fans are going wild as Le Lion literally chokes the life out of the face of BCCW in the center of the ring in Montreal Canada! Fans are going BONKERS at the prospect! Commentators are apoplectic over Le Lion's treachery! When Cena is no longer moving, and the refs finally pry him off - Le Lion simply straightens his tie, fixes his hair, and flashes the "Montreal Mafia" gangsign! Tell Commissioner MVP that Le Lion is here in BCCW and he declares Canadian liberation!
** CUT TO VIDEO REPLAY & COMMENTATOR ANALYSIS **
_____________________________________________________________
** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **
STEVE "Crusher" CASEY (1942) versus KANE (2012)
(*Inferno Match!!*)
versus 
Fiery entrance & theme of Kane! Horror movie video package summarizes his bloody ascent to Heavyweight #1 contender. This is 2012 version Kane; monster revisited, but teetering on corporate surrender. There are many (commentator Matt Striker chief among them) who believe Kane is a mercenary wrecking-ball for Commissioner MVPs regime. These views were only cemented in Commissioner MVP's earlier move to reveal AWA's Jack Tunney, and when he made it known his intention to usurp BCCW President Paul Bowser. Now Kane is set to demolish the cherished BCCW HW champion (and known Bowser-favorite) Steve Casey in a demonic bout sanctioned by Commissioner MVP - the "Inferno match!"
Entrance & theme of BCCW HW champion Crusher Casey! As one of the longest-tenured superstars in BCCW, and part of the heralded "Untouchables" band of fantasy-wrestling lawmen, Crusher Casey knows what its like to face corruption head-on. Commissioner MVP's regime (a holdover from Triple H & the Illuminati) must be overthrown! With ring ropes surrounded by fire, these two behemoths collide in a fantasy-wrestling Dream Match of burning retribution!
Billed as "The Fiery Conclusion", this match brings the show to it's burning climax. The literal ring of fire shoots flames high into the air. Slobberknocker slugfest between the two men, with each one taking turns teetering dangerously close to the raging fires. Everytime they slammed, slugged or stopped each other, flames would rage around them. Towards the end, Kane actually rips off a turnbuckle pad - lights it on *fire* as a make-shift torch - and attempts to use it to smother Crusher Casey's face! Oh the burning horror! Thankfully Crusher fights him off, and rallies for the comeback. When Kane went to the top rope for a flying clothesline attempt, Crusher pushed him *off* the top all the way to the arena floor below, where Kane smacked his head off the nearby announce table! But then - in the PPV worthy "HOLY SHIT!" moment of the night, BCCW HW Champion Crusher Casey performs a running dive OVER the top rope & flames ONTO Kane on the floor! "BCCW! BCCW! BCCW!" Kane tried to crawl under the ring to retrieve a wrench, but Crusher Casey disarmed and sent him reeling backwards into the fire with an Irish Hammer (double axe-handle to the FACE)! BAM! Kane's arm catches fire and he races frantically around ringside before retreating up the rampway where paramedics and firemen spray him down with fire extinguishers! Like flames from the burning ring, the fans cheers ROAR loudly into the Montreal night!
Winner (and STILL BCCW Heavyweight Champion): STEVE "Crusher" CASEY
The more things change, the more they stay the same! Despite the earth-shattering changes in our Mash-Up Wrestling universe, BCCW remains at the top of the proverbial food chain!
Good night from beautiful Montreal as BCCW/WWE/AWA officially conclude the Canadian "Battleground" Tour! What twists, turns, surprises and horrors are in store for the Mash-Up Wrestling universe?? Stay tuned as the Mash Up Posse continues to roll and the drums of War begin to beat!
Good night!
** FADE OUT **
by
MadStepDad
proudly presents...
in
HELL
2014
** Mash-Up Wrestling Network ondemand **
Halloween in Hell (click here)
(Another) Halloween in Hell (click here)
Halloween in Hell 3 (click here)
Now TONIGHT!
(Un)Officially sponsored by RAVENLOFT & the new season of THE WALKING DEAD...
A long dark lonesome path. A single fluttering torchlight in the wind. Misty moors, fog-shrouded bayous and twisted urban cityscapes. It can mean only one thing... welcome to Broken City Championship Wrestling by MadStepDad! Live on the Mash-Up Wrestling Network - this is "Halloween in Hell 2014!" The mists of Ravenloft surround you as the coalitions of fantasy-wrestling collide in immortal warfare. We all say "peace" because its what we really want - a piece of the pie that America flaunts.
In Montreal, on the night of "Battleground 2", sinister connotations were revealed. Bribery, treachery, deceit & corruption. The specter of organized crime once again rears its ugly, fedora-wearing head in Mash-Up Wrestling. American agents and rival organizers (like exiled Mash-Up promoter Jack Pfefer & Easy Eric Bischoff) have leaked classified documents that reveal the existence of a greater "Illuminati" still operating in the Mash-Up underworld. Connections between these forces, Canadian mobsters and the sudden resignation of AWA Commissioner Jack Tunney will all be revealed tonight!
Plus! Bray Wyatt has revealed "the Devil" that made him do it! Now we have a new WWE Champion (Jake "the Snake" Roberts) and Bruno Sammartino trapped in the bowels of a twisted HELL! Bruno goes one-on-one with Bray Wyatt tonight! And in our *exxxplosive* climax, BCCW HW Champion Steve "Crusher" Casey defends his strap against the Demon Kane! But theirs is no ordinary blood feud... it is a rivalry born in HELL. Both will walk through the fire when they battle in an "Inferno Match"!!! Tonight! All that and more as BCCW proudly presents their annual tradition... "Halloween in Hell 2014!!" Stay tuned!!
Ringside Commentators
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Montreal by Nightfall
** Cut to commercial **
_____________________________________________________________
ALPHA DELTA PHI versus... GOLDSTAR MUTA (debut)!!
(BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match)
versus...
Entrance & theme of the Alpha Delta Phi stable - a trio of comedic straightmen who play a thinking mans heel in tremendous fashion. Cameras pan the raucous Montreal arena, awash in a sea of poster-boards and BCCW merchandise. One prominent banner visible in the crowd proclaims: "BCCW - bringing REAL Mayhem to Montreal!" Alpha Delta Phi's sermon tonight (played acerbically by Damien Sandow) details the distinct difference between proud American scholars such as themselves (booooooo!) and boo-hick Canadian marks in Montreal like all the fans! Sandow goes on to debunk their superstitions and declare Halloween a Constitutional right.
Thankfully the speech is cut short by a transmission from the cosmos. Damien Sandow's mic loses power before all the lights in the building mysteriously blow out! In the darkness, this video plays...
Introducing to the BCCW 6-Man tag team division...
GOLDSTAR MUTA!!
Amazing technicolor entrance and debut (almost like a Halloween-themed "conjuration") for the mysterious "GoldStar Muta" team. Predictably, Alpha delta Phi is quickly dazzled by a Goldstar Muta tour de'force. Stardust blows a puff of blinding star particles into Christopher Nowinski's eyes, culminating in a Great Muta moonsault for the finish! 1.. 2.. 3!! The cosmos have opened wide on Halloween night to unleash a new dynasty upon the BCCW 6-Man tag team scene... and the cosmic key awaits!
Winners: GOLDSTAR MUTA (debut)
** CUT BACKSTAGE **
Creepy backstage promo from Queen Sherri & Macho King Randy Savage, relating their reign to bloodthirsty monarchs who favored beheadings and impalement. They have been on a "Coronation Ceremony tour" since debuting at "Re-Up" and continue to proudly display their kingly scepter & crown (no mere costume accessory they assure you). On the night of "Halloween in Hell 2014", the Macho King & Queen will rule BCCW and all of fantasy-wrestling!
** CUT TO RING **
_____________________________________________________________
** BCCW Middleweight Championship **
"Masshole" MIKE MCCARTHY
(w/ Boston Bad Boy Tony Rumble)
versus
NEW JACK!!
w/ versus Wild ECW-themed segment begins with the entrance & theme of reigning (and most hated) Middleweight champion "Masshole" Mike McCarthy w/ his manager "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble. Their promo work alone has made for an entertaining reign. Tonight, they go pro-Boston, drawing the ire of the local fans, and inflaming more of the nationalistic passions. "Masshole" is about to start extolling the greatness of the Boston Bruins again, when he is thankfully cut off by "Natural Born Killaz" (Dre & Cube) blaring through the arena sound system!!!
Enter the Xtreme O.G. NEW JACK!!!
With abrasive rap beat blaring in the background, New Jack goes to work on the conceited MW champion and his mouthy manager as the fans roar their approval! Hockey sticks! Trash cans! Stop Signs! Brand-new, out-the-box PS4 smashed over Tony Rumble's head! New Jack is going on a crowd pleasing rampage, with a (now-bleeding) "Masshole" scrambling to retreat! New Jack is out of prison and running wild in Canada! May we see a new Middleweight champion tonight!?!?
NO!
Suddenly - New Jack is jumped by 4 black-mask wearing assailants from the crowd! The gang of professional hoodlums stomps New Jack down before revealing their identities - B.S.L. Militia!
Winner: NONE (no finish)
Black Star Line Militia
After brutalizing New Jack in a ferocious, highly-personal display (Masshole & his manager have fled into the night with their MW title belt), the B.S.L. Militia commandeer a mic on behalf of their radical spokesperson Bad News Brown.
** SEGUE **
_____________________________________________________________
"B.S.L.M"
("Black Star Line Militia")
Review of the traumatic events of "Battleground 2: Mayhem in Montreal", when D-Von Dudley inexplicably *turned* on his 1/2 brother Bully Ray to join the Militia. Now tonight, they are reveling in that addition. Bully Ray has been exiled from BCCW, while Butch Reed ("freed from WWE Slavery") has joined their cause. Bad News Brown and his Militia (partly-inspired by my love for Boardwalk Empire) cut another ferocious promo that borrows liberally from both Chalky White & Dr Narcisse, including these notable quotables from Narcisse himself:
"A thing mixed is a thing weakened."
"One looks down in secret and sees many things."
"Only kings understand each other."
and
"The Negro is dying out, and he is going to die faster and more rapidly in the next fifty years than he has in the past three hundred years! There is only one thing to save the Negro, and that is an immediate realization of his own responsibilities. Unfortunately, we are the most artless and indifferent people in the world! We are shiftless and irresponsible, and that is why we find ourselves the wards of an inherited materialism that has lost its soul and its conscience."
(-- Marcus Garvey)
Amid the rain of trash and debris, Bad News throws his salute and marches off with the others behind him. BSL Militia is in the building, and the Devil's BCCW will never be the same again! They will TAKE what they want and leave the rest behind! Fantasy-wrestling beware!
** CUT TO VIDEO PACKAGE **
_____________________________________________________________
** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
PAUL LONDON (2006) w/ Wendi Richter
versus
ADAM COLE (2016) w/ Sable
w/ versus
w/ Adam Cole is kind of a big deal (especially if you let him tell it). Career-defining runs in ROH & PWG have cemented his critical appeal. In Mash-Up Wrestling lore, he paid his dues in the hardcore proving grounds of the AWA before being called up to the big leagues. His on-screen partnership with the diamond cougar Sable (2003) gives him mainstream authenticity. Part of the "Trilogy" stable with Alberto del Rio (present) & Ric Flair (past), Adam Cole represents the *future* of fantasy-wrestling. But here tonight in BCCW, he runs headfirst into the current man of the Flyweight division - champion Paul London.
"M - V - P!!" versus "please don't die!!" On top of their suicidal athleticism we add the prestigious Flyweight Championship. Mix that with the sex-appeal of their respective valets, and it is an explosive combination. Nobody flies higher than the BCCW Flyweight division on their best night, and London vs. Cole @ "Halloween in Hell 2014" is arguably their greatest match yet. Both men go up, over, down and *through* the ring ropes, earning the aforementioned crowd chants. In the end - after a clothes-tearing CAAAAAT FIIIIIGHT!!! between the ladies, Adam Cole hits his Reverse on Paul London for the finish! We have a new champion! Adam Cole has etched his name in fantasy-wrestling lore! Top 10 in PWI 500 for 2014, and now new BCCW Flyweight champion! Cue the champagne & caviar!
Winner (and NEW Flyweight champion): ADAM COLE!!
** CUT BACKSTAGE **
Backstage correspondent MSD is trying to get a word with BCCW President Paul Bowser about the BSL Militia, when Commissioner MVP (with his Money Power Respect stable) enters the picture. Commissioner MVP & President Bowser have a tense showdown that reeks of extortion and blackmail. Commissioner MVP tells President Bowser that the BSL Militia is the last thing BCCW needs to worry about right now, because Commissioner MVP holds the key to the entire Mash-Up Wrestling universe (in his mysterious manila folder)... MVP will reveal the contents next, after his man Blaster Lashley dominates the WWE one more time on Canadian soil! Fade out on President Paul Bowser's angry poker-face.
** CUT TO RING **
_____________________________________________________________
BOBBY LASHLEY (2014) w/ Commissioner MVP
vs.
DON MURACO (1988)
(Heavyweight Bout)
w/ versus Rematch of the Heavyweight Dream Match from "Battleground 2" that was way better than anyone expected. This is 1988-era babyface Don Muroco with the tie-dye and fan support. He is countered by the streamlined 2014 form of Blaster Bobby Lashley, who has Bellator MMA credentials and the support of Commissioner MVP. A lot more bearhugs, restholds and occasional suplexes than the last time but the end result is still the same - Blaster Lashley spear for the finish! 1! 2! 3! Make way for Commissioner MVP as he prepares his own Kefauver convention...
Winner: BOBBY LASHLEY
Using the postmatch victory speech as a pulpit, Commissioner MVP proceeds to go into business for himself and pull the curtain back on Mash-Up Wrestling politics. Shades of Jack Pfefer in the '30s (and in XPW Remixed). Commissioner MVP declares a string of bribery, corruption and pandering going all the way to the Canadian Prime Minister! He even goes on to invoke "the Illuminati" name in connection! Commissioner MVP concludes by revealing the contents of his mysterious manila folder... there up on the giant video wall like its the Summer Jam screen:
Damning photos of AWA Commissioner Jack Tunney accepting illegal payoffs! Despite the dark sunglasses and baseball hat, the images of Jack Tunney taking money from known Illuminati associates is unmistakable! These are the photos & allegations that sank the entire AWA franchise and resulted in Jack Tunneys forced resignation! The AWA was forced to shut down by the Mash-Up Wrestling Ethics Committee! The AWA patents, roster & trademarks were auctioned off to a conglomerate headed by Eric Bischoff - the same conglomerate that helped Hollywood Hogan buy-out WCW not too long ago! The Illuminati snowball continues to grow bigger just underneath the radar. But never fear, your brave BCCW Commissioner MVP is here! In what is a completely insincere and obviously patronizing speech - Commissioner MVP claims to have revealed this conspiracy for the good of the Canadian Wrestling fans, who are "unaccustomed to witnessing such a high-caliber of fantasy wrestling". Commissioner MVP announces a "hostile occupation" of Canada, by which all bylaws and and legislature of Canadian wrestling will pass directly through HIM! Commissioner MVP declares himself forevermore "the Prime Minister of Canadian Wrestling" by way of military force! The rabid BOOS from the local Montreal fans is off the charts. Commissioner MVP and his "Money Power Respect" stable (Kenny King & Bobby Lashley) must be shielded from trash and debris, then escorted from the ring by armed security and off-duty cops, their crowd heat is so off the charts! Meanwhile, commentators react in stunned and hushed tones over the AWA expose. What will be the political ramifications and fallout of this announcement? What is President Bowser's take on Commissioner MVP declaring autonomy over Canada? Where will Eric Bischoff show up next, and what is he planning by accumulating all these defunct Mash-Up Wrestling franchises??
Stay tuned as the epic Mash-Up Wrestling saga continues to unfold! 2014 to 2015 and beyond!
Huge Main Event still to come! And a grudge-match one year in the making, coming up next!
** CUT TO VIDEO **
_____________________________________________________________
BRAY WYATT (2015) versus BRUNO SAMMARTINO (1975)
(Heavyweight Grudge Match)
versus This is a BCCW-certified Dream Match classic literally one year in the making. We take you back to last years "Halloween in Hell" spectacular when Bray Wyatt made his BCCW debut... and forced Sammartinos exit. Since that night, Bruno has gone on to win the WWE Championship and remain a stalwart Hero of Light - while Bray Wyatt has spread his plague into the hearts and minds of BCCW fans.
Most recently, Bray Wyatt attacked & crippled Andre the Giant, won the annual "Slaughtahouse Stampede" match and revealed the "Devil" that made him do it... Jake "the Snake" Roberts (who stole the WWE title from Bruno, in part due to Bray Wyatts constant mind games). Tonight, their epic cross-promotional blow-off match. Only in BCCW at "Halloween in Hell 2014!"
This match represents the very epitome of "good vs. evil". Sammartino receives an ultimate pop, while even Bray Wyatt has some fans in Canada. The two Heavyweights go at it tooth and nail, but the Wyatt family (Harper & Rowan) remain constant brooding distractions. Bruno comes back to kick some ass (with his WWE title upset still fresh in mind), but Bray absorbs the punishment. He even busts out the spider crawl, freezing Sammartino in his tracks at one point. Eventually Sammartino takes over and appears to have Bray locked in his match-ending over the shoulder backbreaker, when Harper & Rowan run in to attack. It is a blatant disqualification, but Bray has a bigger message to send then simple wins and losses...
Winner (by DQ): BRUNO SAMMARTINO
We may have a repeat of last years event, the commentators warn. With the Wyatt family taking Bruno *out* of BCCW for good. But this time, something even more sinister is afoot...
Before Bray Wyatt can deliver his punishing finisher (onto a steel chair), the houselights go off! Darkness! Then, in a near repeat of WWE Hell in a Cell 2014 (when Bray returned to attack Dean Ambrose), a misty apparition begins to appear in the ring! It bedazzles Bray and the Family, drawing their undivided attention. Sister Abigail herself... ?!?!
No!
Instead, the Mistz of Ravenloft part to reveal ANDRE the muthaphuckkin GIANT!!!
Charging back into BCCW with retribution on his mind! Bray Wyatt will feel the wrath of a *true* "Eater of Worlds"! Wham, bam, banzai flying butt slam. Andre the Giant (peak 1970's version) cuts through the entire Wyatt family like a giant meat cleaver to a little lamb! Andre the Giant has returned to BCCW! Revenge upon Bray Wyatt for breaking his leg and nearly crippling him! Andre the Giant is BACK in BCCW! Let the good times roll!!
** CUT TO VIDEO REPLAY & COMMENTATOR ANALYSIS **
_____________________________________________________________
"The End is NEAR"
Entrance & theme of BCCW hero and fantasy-wrestling diety JOHN CENA!! The entire building erupts in a huge chorus of loud, bellowing BOOS! So loud, even Cena is forced to acknowledge them with a crook of his eyebrow. Commentators recap his heroic return from elbow surgery to compete in the World title 4-Way at "Battleground 2".
Suddenly - like the long awaited "millennium clock" - this video begins to play! Houselights darken dramatically, as the crowd erupts into a tremendous ROAR!!
"LE LION!" "LE LION!" "LE LION!" The chants commence loud enough to invoke conjuration. Sure enough, through the Mists of Ravenloft themselves, he emerges. Onto the BCCW platform in Mash-Up Wrestling. He has returned home.
Enter YVON "le Lion" ROBERT!!!
Le Lion BCCW debut!!
In a snarling, yet vaguely-polite promo (after appropriate pause for dramatic crowd effect) Le Lion addresses John Cena in a mix of English & French. It is a very haughty promo, designed only for the local fans and not for International English-speaking fans. It goes over like GANGBUSTERS with the local fans (who cheer every sideways threat he shoots at Cena), even if everybody else (Cena included, judging by his puzzled expression) has no idea what Le Lion is saying! With all that said, Le Lion confronts Cena face to face... and shakes his hand? Yes, Le Lion appears to be the perfect gentleman, deceptively welcoming himself into BCCW, and getting the Man to lower his guard. But when Cena dare cock his head sideways for one moment, he gets STABBED in the back!
To a HUGE crowd pop, Le Lion SNARES Cena from behind in a deadly "Le Lion katahajime!" (similar to the Tazzmission circa 1997!) Fans are going wild as Le Lion literally chokes the life out of the face of BCCW in the center of the ring in Montreal Canada! Fans are going BONKERS at the prospect! Commentators are apoplectic over Le Lion's treachery! When Cena is no longer moving, and the refs finally pry him off - Le Lion simply straightens his tie, fixes his hair, and flashes the "Montreal Mafia" gangsign! Tell Commissioner MVP that Le Lion is here in BCCW and he declares Canadian liberation!
** CUT TO VIDEO REPLAY & COMMENTATOR ANALYSIS **
_____________________________________________________________
** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **
STEVE "Crusher" CASEY (1942) versus KANE (2012)
(*Inferno Match!!*)
versus Fiery entrance & theme of Kane! Horror movie video package summarizes his bloody ascent to Heavyweight #1 contender. This is 2012 version Kane; monster revisited, but teetering on corporate surrender. There are many (commentator Matt Striker chief among them) who believe Kane is a mercenary wrecking-ball for Commissioner MVPs regime. These views were only cemented in Commissioner MVP's earlier move to reveal AWA's Jack Tunney, and when he made it known his intention to usurp BCCW President Paul Bowser. Now Kane is set to demolish the cherished BCCW HW champion (and known Bowser-favorite) Steve Casey in a demonic bout sanctioned by Commissioner MVP - the "Inferno match!"
Entrance & theme of BCCW HW champion Crusher Casey! As one of the longest-tenured superstars in BCCW, and part of the heralded "Untouchables" band of fantasy-wrestling lawmen, Crusher Casey knows what its like to face corruption head-on. Commissioner MVP's regime (a holdover from Triple H & the Illuminati) must be overthrown! With ring ropes surrounded by fire, these two behemoths collide in a fantasy-wrestling Dream Match of burning retribution!
Billed as "The Fiery Conclusion", this match brings the show to it's burning climax. The literal ring of fire shoots flames high into the air. Slobberknocker slugfest between the two men, with each one taking turns teetering dangerously close to the raging fires. Everytime they slammed, slugged or stopped each other, flames would rage around them. Towards the end, Kane actually rips off a turnbuckle pad - lights it on *fire* as a make-shift torch - and attempts to use it to smother Crusher Casey's face! Oh the burning horror! Thankfully Crusher fights him off, and rallies for the comeback. When Kane went to the top rope for a flying clothesline attempt, Crusher pushed him *off* the top all the way to the arena floor below, where Kane smacked his head off the nearby announce table! But then - in the PPV worthy "HOLY SHIT!" moment of the night, BCCW HW Champion Crusher Casey performs a running dive OVER the top rope & flames ONTO Kane on the floor! "BCCW! BCCW! BCCW!" Kane tried to crawl under the ring to retrieve a wrench, but Crusher Casey disarmed and sent him reeling backwards into the fire with an Irish Hammer (double axe-handle to the FACE)! BAM! Kane's arm catches fire and he races frantically around ringside before retreating up the rampway where paramedics and firemen spray him down with fire extinguishers! Like flames from the burning ring, the fans cheers ROAR loudly into the Montreal night!
Winner (and STILL BCCW Heavyweight Champion): STEVE "Crusher" CASEY
The more things change, the more they stay the same! Despite the earth-shattering changes in our Mash-Up Wrestling universe, BCCW remains at the top of the proverbial food chain!
Good night from beautiful Montreal as BCCW/WWE/AWA officially conclude the Canadian "Battleground" Tour! What twists, turns, surprises and horrors are in store for the Mash-Up Wrestling universe?? Stay tuned as the Mash Up Posse continues to roll and the drums of War begin to beat!
Good night!
** FADE OUT **
