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Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
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BCCW & Ravenloft (in conjunction with Mash-Up Wrestling) present:
in HELL 3
Tonight we raise the dead with a spectral delight of voodoo magic! You don't need the dark arts of necromancy when you have a bottle of Cuervo & a blunt of Diesel Ryder! This is the 3rd installment of our special "Halloween in Hell" series and tonight the clouds are darkest of all. This is a purists nightmare - the day the music died. At Battleground: Civil War, Team BCCW was soundly defeated in a 3-on-5 scam by a set of ringers & a dumper. A familiar nightmare to those who have witnessed the fascist march of VKM Jr & his empire as it swept over the countryside & devoured all in its path. Now - the nightmare arises again! After nearly a year of ominous foreshadowing, the truth has finally been revealed. The Illuminati is real. You have only begun to learn...
TONIGHT!
Senshi (2003) © defends his BCCW Flyweight championship against Gus Sonnenberg (1933)!!
Ricky Steamboat (1992) © vs Dean Ambrose (2015) in a rematch for the coveted Middleweight championship!!
Killer Kowalski!
Dusty Rhodes!
Insiders!
And finally, Bruno Sammartino gets his hands on Bully Ray (2013) once and for all - in a special attraction grudge match! All this & more! Halloween in Hell 3 continues! Stay tuned!!
"His scheme appears to be calculated, not so much for uniting persons of similar sentiments in one society, as for seducing those of opposite inclinations, and by a most artful and detestable process, gradually obliterating from their minds every moral and religious sentiment. It is in this view principally that this plan of seduction calls for the attention of mankind, as it develops the secret, insidious policy by which the agents of faction and infidelity lead on their disciples, still concealing their real designs, until the mind is involved in a maze of error, or entangled in snares from which there is no retreat".
** "Proof of the Illuminati" (published 1802) **
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"Rise of the Illuminati"
Show opening entrance for the man of the hour - tower of power - Hollywood Hulk Hogan (1997) and his Illuminati entourage. This is *WORSE* than NWO/"THEY"/Immortals/Fourtune/Insiders because it's the ultimate inside collaboration. This is Lebron James conspiring with DWade & Chris Bosh to form a super team... this is Time Warner/AOL... this is the muffled silence after somebody yells "Monopoly! Collusion!" and then are encased beneath a cement floor in some sports arena somewhere. The worst part? You've seen it all before. Now you have to see it AGAIN!
Joseph "Toots" Mondt (adviser to VKM Jr & the so-called "higher power")
Goon squad associates include BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion Insiders, WWE Tag Team champions Steve Williams & Terry Gordy (with their 4 Horseman brethren), WWE Champion Ric Flair... & perhaps more... like The FIRM & Killer Kowalski!! How far does this conspiracy reach??
Hulk Hogan (accompanied to the ring by policeman enforcer & head honcho Toots Mondt) hits you with the opening 20-minute monologue (just like the old days): Hogan has been screwed by the WWE, Shane & Stephanie McMahon from holding the WWE title. Hulk complains he was never going to get a shot at the precious WORLD Title as long as worked for the WWE & kept his putting in work for the fans. Hogan complains the refs were always protecting Windham and Flair from Hogan's destiny. That's when *they* smartened Hogan up on the whole deal, like Jack Molinas explaining how to manipulate a points spread. It's all politics, brother! And nobody is better at that game than President Hogan! So there you have it, Team BCCW's "4th member". We all know VKM Jr (and his on-screen BCCW avatar Toots Mondt) are running this operation. But even they must confess to following the "higher power"...
Suddenly, we get the theme song interruption of...
WORLD Champion Johh Cena (2013)
Enter WORLD champion JOHN CENA (2013)!! BIG POP! He has vengeance etched on his face for the events of Battleground: Civil War! Enough of this WWE, Illuminati, "higher power" BULLS***!! The world knows what we saw! A bunch of cowardly, scam-artist cheaters banding together to milk the game dry! John Cena wants a fight! Real fantasy wrestling fans want their game back! The hatred is high and we want a match TONIGHT! JOHN CENA (2013) versus Hulk Hogan (1997) one more time!!! (HUUUUUUGE crowd pop!)
(Hogan & Mondt appear to be backtracking a bit, or wilting under the public pressure... so we get the following entrance to hammer the nail in their coffin...)
BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg!
Goldberg warms up the fans & verbally takes it to Hogan & Mondt! The fans want action?? The fans always get what they want in BCCW! So Sheldon Goldberg is issuing a match ultimatum - Hogan vs Cena... TONIGHT!! Cena is game! The fans are RABID! But Hogan & Mondt must confer, before Hogan announces he will only wrestle for the WORLD title... and VP Sheldon Goldberg OKs it! The time for negotiating is over! The time for WAR is now!!!
! ! ! !
This is an unprecedented announcement! Fans, send your tweets, call your friends, blow up social media... there's a WORLD TITLE DEFENSE going down tonight @ HiH3!!!
** WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP **
JOHN CENA (2013) © versus HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN (1997)
TONIGHT! Stay tuned!!
Heh, heh, heh... Hollywood Hulk Hogan looks like he got just what he wanted...
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** BCCW Middleweight Championship **
DEAN AMBROSE (2015) w/ Roman Reigns
versus
RICKY "the Dragon" STEAMBOAT (1989) ©
w/ versus
Superb PPV rematch that only builds on their previous encounter & furthers the idea of "light vs dark". In what begins a nauseously familiar routine, commentators seem to have to mention Hollywood Hulk Hogan & the Illuminati at least once in every segment. This time they're still reeling from the bombshell opening announcement and shilling tonight's WORLD TITLE MAIN EVENT. BCCW had a spark of hope @ Battleground: Civil War, but that faith was violently snuffed out by shows end. Just like Steamboat tonight against Ambrose, who puts up a valiant fight, but succumbs to the darkness in the end (courtesy of an unseen-Roman Reigns KO blow from ringside)! Dean Ambrose retains the title he & TOXIC hold so precious! Is there no hope for justice in this wild & lawless new world??
Winner (and NEW BCCW Middleweight champion): DEAN AMBROSE
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** Backstage Interlude **
Cameras catch BCCW President Paul Bowser & WORLD champion John Cena in a boisterous dispute!! They are arguing back and forth, with Cena accusing Bowser of letting Hogan on Team BCCW to begin with. Bowser denies the accusations but blames Cena for sparking this entire thing with his actions at WWE Summerslam 2013! And who is the so-called "Higher Power"?? Cena winds up storming out, and backstage correspondent MSD tries to catch a quick word from an obviously-frazzled President Bowser. MSD asks Bowser what kind of precautions BCCW is taking to make sure tonight's World title match is on the up-and-up? Especially in the wake of the MW title changing hands back to TOXIC in the previous match? Before Bowser can respond, VP Sheldon Goldberg casually inserts himself into the scene to play peace-maker. VP Goldberg says he will speak Cena personally to soothe things over, and assures us that security has been maximized in anticipation of tonight's main event. But President Bowser isn't content... Bowser has some private plans of his own to make sure everything unfolds exactly as it should...
Cena vs Hogan for the WORLD championship! Tonight!
Stay tuned!
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** Monster's Mash Ball **
ROMAN REIGNS (2014) vs GIANT BERNARD (2010) vs
MIKE AWESOME (2000) versus...
DUSTY RHODES (1988)!!
** Super-heavyweight Bout **
versus versus versus
During the commercial break (on the BCCW 2nd screen experience), BCCW President himself PAUL BOWSER finally made an appearance! The exploits of Reigns & Ambrose in the prior match have brought Bowser to his breaking point, and he hastily installs the following vindication: Fan-pleasing "MONSTERS MASH BALL" featuring 4 beasts of the game! TOXIC defender Roman Reigns! TOXIC-slayer Mike Awesome! Killer Kowalski-guy GIANT BERNARD!... and finally, getting his big-screen entrance as we return from commercial break... DUSTY RHODES! Huge pop for the American Dream. Commentators once again cover the events of Battleground: Civil War main event that saw Team BCCW go down in defeat. Dusty Rhodes surely remembers that horrible betrayal, as he goes absolutely berserk (head bandaged & all) on his opponents! A hellacious & stiff match ensues, but it's clear the Dream cannot be denied. Post match, Dusty gives a fiery promo referencing the depths of Hell and lengths men go through to achieve crooked goals. Rhodes sticks it to the man! The Illuminati! Toots Mondt! VKM jr! The Higher Power! Finally, Dusty calls out reigning BCCW HW champion Killer Kowalski!
Winner: DUSTY RHODES
BCCW Heavyweight champion KILLER KOWALSKI!!
Killer & Rhodes go back-n-forth briefly on the stick. Kowalski is here in person to witness the unveiling of the Higher Power - but Dusty cons Killer out of his plot to hand over the BCCW championship in homage. Instead of handing over a title, Killer Kowalski must prepare defend it (along with his honor, legacy, dignity & respect) one more time against Dusty Rhodes!! The Dream ain't dead, boys! Dusty proved with it with his victory, and Cena will topple the Illuminati dynasty before it even begins tonight in his WORLD TITLE defense!! Next up da Brune takes out TOXIC for good!
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BRUNO SAMMARTINO (1977) versus BULLY RAY (2013)
** Heavyweight Grudge Match **
versus
Bruno Sammartino gets his full ring entrance and is greeted like a King. Once again commentators recap the events of Battleground: Civil War, and the reign of darkness around them. Meanwhile the explosive feud between da Brune & Bully Ray finally culminates tonight. Sammartino stalks the ring like an angry animal, ready to shred his opponent! The crowd is ROARING their approval! But Bully Ray no-shows. Sammartino is eager for Bully Ray to make his entrance and calls out "COME ON! COME ON!" But no side-door entrance for TOXIC or it's leader. Instead - in a spontaneous & mysterious accident - the arena lights momentarily pitch to DARKNESS. Then...
"Kane" = Bruno Sammartino
"Follow the buzzards..."
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** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
SENSHI (2013) © versus GUS SONNENBERG
versus
Hellfire & brimstone recap video focuses on the secret street-side attack on GSon perpetuated by Low-Ki back in Los Angeles that precipitated this entire match (see "Return to the Scene of the Crime"). One roller-coaster storyline later, here we stand once again. Senshi vs GSon in timeline warfare for the most prestigious title in their weight class. In what became a bit of foreshadowing, Senshi used the heightened security detail to claim racism after his Rotten Wildaz posse was disallowed from ringside. The crowd is rabidly opposed to heel Senshi here, and everything he stands for. So in turn the fans cheers propel GSon to untold heights like rocket fuel.
Life flies until we are rapidly approaching a time limit draw. MSD even gave the "3 minute warning" over the arena sound system. In an amazing technical masterpiece also punctuated by some of the stiffest & insane striking you've ever seen in a wrestling ring, GSon emotionally defeats Senshi with his Providence Steam Roller finisher (half spear/half POUNCE!) with about a minute to spare! The local crowd EXPLODES in unison like the Red Sox just won the pennant! GSON DID IT! GSON DID IT! He jumps up and down into his throngs of adoring fans, with tears rolling down his cheek! Senshi is stunned! But on the flipside of this celebration, there is an ominous dark cloud. Will 3 be the lucky number in Cena's title defense against Hogan tonight?? Or are the winds of good fortune finally sweeping over BCCW at the time it's most needed?? Stay tuned as the Mists of Ravenloft continue to rise!
Winner (and NEW BCCW Flyweight champion): GUS SONNENBERG
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** Cut To Backstage Interlude **
The final showdown - BCCW President Paul Bowser comes face-to-face with VKM Jr head-man & leader of the Illuminati, JOSEPH "TOOTS" MONDT! Their reunion is anything but joyful however. Mondt is smug & dangerous like a Mafia chieftain. He warned Bowser there would be Hell to pay after XPW Remixed, and now the time has come. But President Bowser is resolute! He is the loyal & hardworking shop keeper fighting to keep his business floating amid a sea of knee-breakers, con-men & shake-down artists! Bowser refuses to surrender and has his own power-play for the night - assigning himself to be special guest referee during the WORLD TITLE main event! That way President Bowser will ENSURE a straight contest! (BIG POP!) Mondt retains his poker face... because he still has a "Higher Power" ace in the hole!!
Cena vs Hogan for the WORLD championship! Tonight!
Stay tuned!
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"Fixers Incorporated"
"The Insinuators are the principal agents for propagating the order. These are invisible spies, seeking whom they may devour, who enter on their tablets, with which there are always furnished, the names of such as they judge would be useful to the order, with the reasons for or against their admission"
-- Seth Payson ("Proof of the Illuminati" published 1802)
Enter Ric Flair (WWE Champion) & MIZ for another special edition of MIZ TV. They commandeer the mic for their own fiery hyperbole (feat Matt Morgan looming menacingly in the background). They use snarky insider lingo to oust the *real* operating force behind WWE (kinda like when Eminem outed Dave Mays by yelling "the SOURCE has a white owner!") - Paul Nitro the so-called "WWEFan"! They claim Mr. Nitro & EX-Commissioner William Muldoon are at fault for being sniveling cowards and reneging on their bets! The Illuminati has been manipulating these gullible fans for months! Everything from Hulk Hogan's *attack* that removed him from competition (and allowed him to worm his way inside Team BCCW) to the back-door entrances of the Four Horsemen have been carefully orchestrated by an inside force! Somebody for whom this entire operation owes a great debt... somebody known as "the higher power"...
Six Degrees of Buddy Rogers - the "nature boy" family tree can be traced to the grand patriarch (and fellow Illuminati conspirator & "WWE Guy") - OG Nature Boy Buddy Rogers
But for all his glitz, glamour & glory - Buddy Rogers is not "the Higher Power"...
Flair & Miz whoop it up over their championship collaboration
Just when we start to get into the business of all the championship belts the Illuminati claims (Miz & Matt Morgan = BCCW 6 Man Tag Team champion and - shock of all shock on rival TV - Ric Flair = WWE Champion!)... and Hulk Hogan is going to take the WORLD title tonight in the main event!... when we get our crowd-pleasing run-in. Can't force the Insiders out by other means? Sic the dogs on 'em! Suddenly charging through the audience in an untamed fashion, and ruthlessly throwing undersized security guards aside like rag-dolls, is the Samoan Bulldozer
UMAGA!!!
One quick rampage later & the entire MIZ TV set is savaged! Where are the almighty Insiders & 4 Horsemen now?? Flair, Rogers & Miz quickly bail after Umaga runs through Matt Morgan like a spear-tip traveling at maximum velocity! SUPERFLY BANZAI! 300lb+ top rope splash from Umaga to Matt Morgan nearly collapses the ring! The crowd is going WILD! In their haste, the bad guys managed to collect all their championship belts - except for one! The BCCW 6-Man strap held by Matt Morgan (and once co-held by Umaga himself)!! RAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!! Umaga is off the chain and he wants the head of Buddy Rogers & all his men!!
Appetite for destruction!!
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** WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH **
JOHN CENA (2013) © versus HULK HOGAN (1997)
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
Epic level fantasy wrestling entrances for both men, WWE2k14-style. Tale of the tape, MMA ring intros & boiling crowd anticipation. White-hot stall session to start. Tests of strength, eye rakes & back scratches galore. The anticipation & agony of Rock/Cena WM28 mixed with a little Hogan/Goldberg Nitro '98. The stall tactics of Hollywood Hulkster are magnified by the full-throttle offense of John Cena. Together they wage titanic warfare, in a throwback fantasy battle centuries in the making. This isn't the 1st time these men have met in the fantasy arena... but it very well may be the last. During one of the rest holds in the match (chinlock by Hogan!), we suddenly get split-screen action of a limo pulling up into the arena (and getting Princess Diana treatment). Is this...?? Could it be...?? Is THIS the so-called "Higher Power" the Illuminati promised to reveal tonight?? On the split screen, Mister Mondt can be seen rushing over to the limo door to pull it open for the occupants, but he punches the cameraman first - yelling "get outta here!" and cutting the transmission! We never got to see who was in the limo! Back to the match with Hogan still in full control. The PPV war is still fresh on Cena's body, while Hogan has been lying in wait for months. Special referee President Paul Bowser cuts the match down the middle, and minimizes Hogan's cheating as much as he can. Cue end game:
1) Miz, Flair & Buddy Rogers have already left the building after being chased by Umaga. So that leaves (now-confirmed) Illuminati-representatives WILD RED BERRY & DAMIEN SANDOW (also manager & legal advisers for HW champion Killer Kowalski) to make the march to ringside! Apparently Berry has chosen this time to serve President Bowser with another lawsuit!
2) But Bowser isn't having any of that, and calls for security to escort Berry & Sandow from ringside!
3) But in the process of having Wild Red Berry removed from ringside, a fat "fan" wearing a suit-and-tie & Vince McMahon Jr rubber mask, somehow makes his way *past* ringside security (almost like they *let* him pass) and BLASTS an unsuspecting John Cena in the head with a hammer! Special Referee Bowser never *saw* the offending blow!
4) The VKM Jr-mask-wearing cretin slips away from ringside, while the commentators & fans are going BALLISTIC over this travesty! Hogan crawls over for the pin... President Paul Bowser looks confused, but slides into position to count the fall!
1!!... 2!... (Bowser hesistates slightly, but still no movement from a KO'd John Cena!)... 3!!! Paul Bowser calls for the ring bell with disgust! The commentators gasp in shock! Even the fans are incredulous to what they are witnessing! But you have just seen HISTORY! Hulk Hogan beats John Cena for the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! What a f*****n TRAVESTY!!
Winner (and **NEW WORLD CHAMPION**): "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan (1997)!!
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"The Higher Power"
During commercial on the BCCW 2nd screen experience, viewers saw the impostor VKM Jr-mask-wearing lunatic being SEIZED by security on the entrance ramp! BUSTED! With time left in the main broadcast, this must be the part where the crooks are revealed & the match restarted! When we return from commercial, Hulk Hogan is still celebrating in the ring while President Paul Bowser is rewatching the instant replay of the finish! The VKM Jr-mask-wearers interference is unmistakable! And now he's CAUGHT at the top of the entrance ramp! But before Bowser can get to him for the unmasking, an unmistakable theme song breaks through the arena...
Enter Illuminati front-man TOOTS MONDT & the man he was escorting from the limo into the BCCW building...
VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON HIMSELF!!
After the requisite "heel explains his strategy" promo (VKM Jr fooled everybody, including his family, but especially ex-WWE champion Steve Austin, President Paul Bowser & now EX-WORLD champion John Cena!) The time is now for the reveal... VKM Jr & Toots Mondt take "custody" of the rogue VKM Jr-mask-wearing fiend and unmask him...
BCCW VP SHELDON GOLDBERG!!
It was him, Bowser! IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG! The "Insider"! The conspirator! The betrayer! Sheldon Goldberg SOLD his & the recently-exiled William Muldoon's shares in the company to VINCE MCMAHON, after driving down the price of the BCCW product with his sabotage! SHOCK! Before it can even sink in, Paul Bowser is BLINDSIDED from the rear by a Hollywood Hogan belt-shot to the back of the head! BAM! Bowser goes down to the mat like he was shot in the brain! All the bad guys cackle & rejoice! IT WAS SHELDON GOLDBERG ALL ALONG! He was the "Higher Power" that moved all these pieces into place! And now BCCW BELONGS TO THE MCMAHON EMPIRE! The Illuminati is HERE!!
By the time Cena comes to, and realizes what happened it is too late. Trash is everywhere. The fans are on the verge of rioting! The bad guys are led away by security! And Cena is left with President Bowser's unconscious body in his arms, and swearing vengeance to the heavens! THIS IS NOT OVER! THIS IS NOT OOOOOVVVEERRRR!!!! REVENGE!! But is it too late?? The Illuminati controls ALL THE GOLD in Fantasy Wrestling!! What will become of Broken City Championship Wrestling??
** FADE OUT **
"It is very proper to make your inferiors believe, without telling the them the real state of the case, that all other secret societies, particularly that of Free Masonry, are secretly directed by us. Or else, and it is really the fact in some states, that potent monarch are governed by our order. When any thing remarkable or important comes to pass, hint that it originated with our order. Should any person by his merit acquire a great reputation, let it be generally understood that he is one of us".
-- The private words of Adam Weishaupt (published 1797)
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OUTRO
Happy Halloween from Salem MA!!
Congratulations to the 2013 World Series winning BOSTON RED SOX!!
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