Mash-Up Wrestling
BCCW TV Episode #50 ("Anniversary Special")
TD Garden, Boston MA
Attendance: 18,924Ringside Commentators: Gordon Solie & Matt StrikerWelcome to the Terrordome! Welcome to over 100+ years of pro-wrestling history! Welcome to infinite literary libraries and boundless ecstasy! Welcome to Broken City Championship Wrestling where we practice the sacred street art of keeping it real!
TONIGHT!
The historic FIFTIETH EPISODE of BCCW TV since it began airing on NESN! Powering the Mash-Up Wrestling locomotive since inception! There are a lot of GREAT stars in this universe, but only one sun! BCCW LIVE FROM BOSTON MA!! Returning from Canada's "Big Event" back to "Brockton Tent City" and beyond! This is the realest izh in fantasy wrestling today!
TONIGHT!
Tons of BCCW debuts! TNA vs TV title match! HUGE CHAMPIONSHIP BOUTS! The BCCW Heavyweight championship of the world will be on the line in the Biggest Main Event in BCCW TV history! Reigning, defending and dominant champion John Cena (2013) will take on #1 Contender (and Boston-area historical figure himself) "Ireland's Greatest Athlete" Steve "Crusher" Casey!! Plus so much more as the Mash-Up Wrestling "Endless Summer" tour is coming to its fiery conclusion! _____________________________________________________________"Battles are Won by Slaughter and Maneuver..."Entrance and theme of heel Sheamus (2009). In a brief promo, Sheamus recounts his battles with Crusher Casey, attack upon Frank Sexton last BCCW TV Episode, and upcoming appearence in the "Slaughtahouse IV" match on iPPV.
Finally we are interrupted by the entrance and theme of Masato Tanaka (1999)!! He has a simple one word retort to Sheamus' xtreme decrees... "kamikaze!!"
SHEAMUS (2009) versus MASATO TANAKA (1999)
(Impromptu Heavyweight XTREME RULEZ bout!!) versus
Intense, impromptu bout that fullfills our "brawl thru the fans" portion of the show. Sheamus once again tries a steel chair assault but Tanaka no-sells it! Anything will go in the "Slaughtahouse"!
Just to prove that point, after Sheamus *finally* powerbombs Tanaka through a table, we are all surprised by the entrance and theme of Cactus Jack (1995)!!! OMG WTF!
"Slaughtahouse IV" is getting more XTREME than ever!! The barbed-wire weirdo Cactus Jack makes a thunderous debut in BCCW by piledriving Sheamus thru a wooden table on the entrance ramp, Cactus Jack/Helmsley/MSG/1997-style!!! Born to be wired! Cactus Jack is in "Slaughtahouse IV"!! Bang bang!!
"Winner" (debuting in BCCW *tonight*)... CACTUS JACK MANSON (1997)!!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Mash-Up Wrestling Network Exclusive **
BCCW TV: The 1st Episode!!
(click here)_____________________________________________________________"Viva La Raza""What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"
[-- Tony Montana "Scarface" --]Epic video recap of the Guerrero/Del Rio "Best of 7" series that resembles a bloody Mexican civil war. Now Del Rio is a major part of the debuting "Trilogy" faction and has promised a mercenary opponent for Guerrero tonight. Someone from his past who Del Rio has promised will haunt Eddies future. The ramifications are wholly personal. If Guerrero is victorious tonight, he will get to face Del Rio one last time... in a "Mexican Death match" at "Slaughtahouse IV"!
Theme song and entrance of Guerrero, followed by classic car intro of Del Rio. Brief (but highly inflammatory) promo from ADR that furthers their feud and hits Eddie so personally that he can't help but fly into a rage! Eddie charges the vehicle with a crowbar he pulled from beneath the ring, and starts destroying it to great fan acclaim!!!
But in his frenzy, "Latino Heat" doesn't see ADRs chauffeur emerging from the car until its too late! Boom! Weapon shot from behind! Eddie goes down! The chauffeur stands over him and removes the porter cap to reveal... ART BARR!!!
EDDIE GUERRERO (2004) versus...
ART BARR (1994) ** DEBUT ** w/ Alberto Del Rio
(Middleweight Bout) versus
w/
ADR revels in the duplicity! Art Barr looks like a man possessed! Together, he and Del Rio pummel Eddie into unconsciousness before rolling him into the ring. Del Rio demands the ref call for the bell while Art Barr scales the top turnbuckle! With great drama and anticipation, Art Barr unleashes a picture-perfect FROG SPLASH to Eddie in the center of the ring! Then another! Finally, with ADRs urging, a THIRD devastating frog splash that finishes Eddie for good! 1-2-3!!!
Winner: ART BARR (debut)!!"The Trilogy" nears completion! At "Slaughtahouse IV", the victorious Art Barr gets to prove his win was no fluke - and possibly earn admission into the most prestigious new faction in Mash-Up Wrestling, "Trilogy" - when he faces Eddie Guerrero one more time... this time in a "Last Man Standing Match"! Peer into the future where the past AAA "Pair of Terror" will collide one last time!Eddie Guerrero vs Art Barr - THE REMATCH
(Last Man Standing)Only @ Slaughtahouse IV! Plus the reveal of the 3rd member of "Trilogy"! Coming Soon! Stay tuned!!
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** Mash-Up Wrestling Network Exclusive **
BCCW on the attack! Perhaps it's most infamous TV episode yet!
BCCW TV Episode #7: Run This Town
(click here)_____________________________________________________________AMERICAN WOLVES (w/ Alexxis Nevaeh)
versus
USO's
(BCCW 6-Man bout)
w/
Wolves cleanly defeat the Uso's in a match that epitomizes everything good in the BCCW 6-Man division. Both teams shake hands postmatch. American Wolves 6-Man version includes Davey Richards, Bobby Fish and Eddie Edwards w/ Alexxis Nevaeh as their Lita-era cool valet. Now they have the Russians and Lana in their sights! BCCW 6-Man championship match at "Slaughtahouse IV"! Only on iPPV!!
LANA retorts on behalf of her Russian confederacy and *ACCEPTS* the "stupid American's" challenge!
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
The RUSSIANS © (w/ Lana) vs. AMERICAN WOLVES (w/ Alexxis Nevaeh)Only @ Slaughtahouse IV on iPPV! Coming soon! Stay tuned!!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
_____________________________________________________________KOFI KINGSTON (2015) versus JUVENTUD GUERRERA (1998)
(Flyweight Bout) versus
Kofi Kingston is making his debut in the Flyweight division tonight against the masked marvel Juventud Guerrera (WCW Cruiserweight division circa 1998). Explosive contest that puts on display the athleticism and daring creativity inherent in this division, before it is marred by a disappointing non-finish. The much-larger, ornery and flat-out *jealous* BULLY RAY (2014) decides to take his frustration out on two Flyweights with a steel-chain sneak attack.
Winner: NONE (no finish)Bully Ray interferes for no good reason other than to be a bullying prick and tout his entrance into the Slaughtahouse Stampede IV match on iPPV. But something strange happens after Bully Ray continues his beatdown of Kofi Kingston... he turns "babyface". Observe:
** Bully Ray - equal opportunity ass kicker - beats down Kofi Kingston in the ring.
** Somehow, ringside security doesn't catch a hoodied-up, Timberland-wearing "FAN" crash the guardrail and jumps into the ring.
** The man attacks Bully Ray with furious retaliation, as we come to realize this is no mere "fan" at all... it's muthaphuckkin
BAD NEWS BROWN (1990)!! Making his unscheduled, but highly-provocative, debut in BCCW tonight! Matt Striker is marking out on commentary with a mixture of fear, bewilderment and Xtreme excitement!
Bad News Brown is in BCCW!!** As the fans go wild, Bully Ray quickly retreats to ringside with a look of white-faced shock! Bad News Brown has stormed the ring L.A. Riots '92-style and taken if for his own! Bad News dares Bully Ray to finish the fight, but he refuses! He just watches on from ringside as the following exchange occurs...
** Kofi Kingston struggles to his feet, and attempts to offer his hand in gratitude to Bad News Brown. The bearded-militant accepts the gesture... but when Kofi turns away, Bad News Brown flashes a look of great disdain...
** GHETTO BLASTER from Bad News Brown to Kofi Kingston from behind! WTF!? When Kofi least expected, his savior blasted him and left him laying! Bad News Brown *continues the beatdown* on Kofi until he cannot move!
** After dismantling ringside, and tossing referees and security about, Bad News Brown commandeers a nearby microphone. With it, he verbally lambastes Kofi Kingston as being one of those "weak house Negros" that have become overabundant in fantasy-wrestling. Highly-inflammatory, anti-white rhetoric that earns Bad News Brown (who was being cheered minutes ago, mind you) the ever-lasting ire of every sensible human on the planet. Brown's commentary is so disturbing, that when he is about to finish Kofi for good with a curb-stomp, there comes a surprise intrusion:
** BULLY RAY storms the ring once again and brawls with Brown, forcing his retreat! The fans actually cheer Bully Ray for this action, as he grabs the discarded mic for his own fiery retort! Bully Ray kicks anybody's ass, no matter what race/creed/religion! When Bad News Brown cut that promo, it made Bully Ray realize what everybody else knows - that Bad News Brown is a jackass who needs his ass kicked most of all! and Bully Ray volunteers to do just that if Bad News Brown as the BALLS to face him! Straight up at the "Slaughtahouse Stampede IV" iPPV! Bully Ray vs Bad News Brown! Who's badder now???
Bully Ray (2014) vs Bad News Brown (1990)
"Battle of the Bullies"
(Xtreme Rulez bout)Only @ "Slaughtahouse IV" on iPPV! Stay tuned!!
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** Mash-Up Wrestling Network Exclusive **
BCCW to the Xtreme! One of the highest-rated BCCW TV specials EVER!
BCCW TV Episode #10: BCCW vs ECW
(click here)_____________________________________________________________Frank Scarpa (1965) is in the house for BCCW TV Episode #50!!Cameras catch New England sensation FRANK SCARPA enjoying the show from ringside. Commentators remind you that Frank Scarpa is a huge box office sensation in New England and has recently announced he will be competing full time in BCCW! Frank Scarpa is a former Big Time Wrestling World Champion, winning the vacant title in a tournament in Boston in 1967.
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"A Killer Walks Among You"“One of the reasons no official action has been taken against the nerve hold is its close relationship to the claw hold. While the claw also grabs at certain muscles, it is very difficult for anyone without a medical degree to clearly tell the two apart. There are those, like Killer Kowalski, who are proficient at both holds, and can cripple with either”. I’m great in all things - Kowalski declares, “so it’s no surprise I can apply the nerve hold better than anyone else. Anyone who has brains can apply the claw as easily as the nerve hold. Anyone who doesn’t do both is a fool”. Does it bother Killer Kowalski that the victim of the claw hold may be crippled for life. “No” Kowalski answered coldly”.
(“Wrestling Annual #12” 1975) “Why the Nerve Holds Must Be Banned”)Killer Kowalski is hyping up the Slaughtahouse Stampede match by volunteering money to any challenger who can attempt to break his infamous claw hold (shades of Killer Karl Krupps old exercises on AGPW Dynamite Saturday Night) Nobody will accept the challenge, so Kowalski involuntarily selects ring-announcer MSD for the excruciating honor! Kowalski drags MSD into the ring and nearly kills him, before the heroic Frank Scarpa has seen enough and hops the guard rail! Rushing past security (what IS it with them tonight??), Scarpa takes the ring and winds up KNOCKING OUT Killer Kowalski with one punch! WOW! Talk about "Hands of Stone"! Frank Scarpa clears the ring to great cheers! Kowalski has to be dragged to the back, as Frank Scarpa officially announces he means BUSINESS in BCCW!!
Frank Scarpa (debut)!!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** Mash-Up Wrestling Network Exclusive **
The Originators of Fantasy-Wrestling conspire to present a whole new universe!
From the old school to futures yet unseen!
BCCW TV Episode #18: (Celebrating 50 Years)
(click here)_____________________________________________________________"The Martyr of Slaughtahouse IV"
Bray Wyatt and his Family critically injured Andre the Giant! Now, returning from suspension Bray Wyatt will feast on the misery of fantasy-wrestling when he battles to be a part of the "Slaughtahouse Stampede" match.On the next very special episode of BCCW Fight Night (titled "Summer Sizzler Spectacular") - Bray Wyatt will take on 3 other beasts in a "monster mash Fatal-4 Way" for the right to be included in the Stampede match! Stay tuned!
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** Mash-Up Wrestling Network Exclusive **
The *SCARIEST* BCCW Television special yet! With universe-shaking ramifications!
BCCW TV Episode #28: (Halloween in Hell 3)
(click here)** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
_____________________________________________________________** Gus Sonnenberg was involved in a fatal auto accident in Lawrence MA that has necessitated he drop the TV title tonight. In the aftermath, GSon would argue in his own defense and ultimately be acquitted (claiming he was drinking only soda that night, and not alcohol).
** Click here for more info ** ** BCCW Television title **GUS SONNENBERG (1932)© versus BOBBY LASHLEY (2014) versus
Nary a mention is made of the actual tragedy in Lawrence MA but GSon is visibly shaken nonetheless (with mysterious cuts, bruises and a black eye that is not acknowledged by the commentary team). We get the grand entrance and theme of BCCW Commissioner MVP to start, followed by championship graphics and tale of the tape.
GSon is the former Providence Steamroller whose football style of flying tackles and pounces is countered by the size and grappling prowess of Blaster Lashley. NCAA pedigree outpoints liquid courage tonight.
Blaster Lashley destroys GSon and pins him in the center of the ring, reminiscent of his original TNA title win over Eric Young on Impact TV. Bobby Lashley has exploded upon the BCCW scene, and with the full backing of Commissioner MVP, has risen to become the NEW Television champion!!
Winner (and NEW Television champion): BOBBY LASHLEY (2014)"Money, power and respect!!"
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But WAIT!!Suddenly - and shockingly - we get the theme song interruption and entrance of "the Beast" Brock Lesnar (2014) and his mouthpiece "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers!! OMG WTF!! The crowd pop and look of shock (and maybe terror!) on Commissioner MVP is priceless!!
The cigar-chomping wiseguy Buddy Rogers needn't say much. Lesnars intent is clear. Summer of 2014 brings with it the last big storm of the year! The Conqueror is here! And he wants a piece of Bobby Lashley and his championship gold in a Heavyweight DREAM BOUT!! A clash so big only BCCW can host it the right way!
** BCCW Television title **
Brock Lesnar (2014) vs Bobby Lashley (2014) ©Only at "Slaughtahouse IV" on iPPV! THE MAIN EVENT IS NOW SET!! Lesnar vs Lashley and this time its for REAL!!!
The epic staredown between both men erupts Jon Jones/Daniel Cormier style! Security and personnel are sent flying and scattering in the storm! Its goin down in the Slaughtahouse! Only on iPPV! Stay tuned!
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** Mash-Up Wrestling Network Exclusive **
Joseph "Toots" Mondt takes a Stone Cold Stunner LIVE on BCCW Television!
Nowhere else *but in Mash-Up Wrestling* can you find this kind of action!
Stay tuned for the next parade of hits coming from all your favorite Fight-Fiction writers!
BCCW TV Episode #40: (Chasing the Dragon)
(click here)_____________________________________________________________R.I.P. Danno O'MahoneyDanno O’Mahoney tribute video. The Irish-born legend is credited as being the first BCCW HW Champion in history.** CUT TO RING **
** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **JOHN CENA (2013) © versus STEVE "Crusher" CASEY (1943) versus
Cena © vs Crusher video package to start, summarizing each mans respective ascension – both solo and together in BCCW – culminating in this clash tonight. BCCW Heavyweight Championship (with a lineage stretching back hundreds of years!) on the line! Huge MMA-style walk outs and theme for each man, finishing with the mixed (but VERY vocal) reaction of the champ John Cena ©. Huge sea of pro-Crusher signs in the crowd, and a loud prolonged “CRUSH-ERRR!” chant. Ref shows the belt and both men shake hands to start. Let’s get it on!
Cena has an elbow pad/sleeve on his injured left elbow, and Crusher Casey immediately goes after it. But in the skirmish, Cena gets a nearfall with a bridging pin attempt. Steve Casey – not known as “Ireland’s Greatest Athlete” for nothing, counters with a perfect backslide for a 2-count. Cena powers out of Crusher's surfboard attempt, which is no small feat. Casey winds up on the ring apron, where Cena charges him and Crusher goes crashing down into the announce table face-first! The crowd actually boos that. Outside the ring, Crusher retaliates by Irish-whipping (word to Danno O’Mahoney) the champ John Cena right into the steel steps! Some vocal fans start a vigorous “YES!” chant. Commentators remind you WWE Summerslam is on the horizon, and John Cena is representing BCCW against the AWA’s Daniel Bryan in a #1 Contender match. Back in action, Cena swings the tide of battle with a sick suplex to Crusher off the steel steps to the padded concrete floor! Cena hits the ring to break up the count, and waits for Crusher to roll back in at 7. Cena with a modified powerbomb that only gets 2. Crusher starts fighting back with American boxing, until he corners Cena in the turnbuckles and unleashes a bevy of body shots and hooks that have the fans cheering louder with every slug! Running lariat from Crusher! 1!.. 2!.. Cena kicks out! Momentum is with the Crusher now, but he misses an Irish-sledge attempt and Cena rebounds off the ropes with a series of body-rocking shoulder tackles, good old-fashioned American football-style! Spinning back suplex from Cena! Five Knuckle shuffle! Casey staggers to his feet, and Cena hoists him up in the FUAA! Before he can nail it however, Casey slips out and pitches Cena head/shoulder-first between the buckles right into the steel ring post!
Once again commentators remind you of the elbow injury John Cena is heroically competing with. Crusher hit a bridging German Suplex for two, then another. When Cena tries a desperate FUAA again, Crusher counters into an Anaconda Vice submission! (the same hold used by his mentor, BCCW-legend and current WWE Commissioner William Muldoon!) Cena still fights to the ropes, and Crusher breaks clean immediately. This time he just snaps Cena in a front chancery and alligator-rolls him into another submission attempt! Again Cena powers out (barely), and sends Crusher backwards into the turnbuckles. When Crusher came charging at him with another Irish-sledge attempt, Cena *HITS* the FUAA before collapsing momentarily under his own pain! Finally Cena rolls over for the cover onto Steve Casey… 1!.. 2!.. Crusher kicks out! Another loud “CRUSH-ERRRR!” chant! Cena drags himself to the top rope where he prepares to launch the leg drop, but Crusher meets him there with a running forearm – and then BEALS Cena from the top rope to the middle of the ring! Elbowdrop! 1!.. 2!.. Cena kicks out! Crusher sets up for a “Brogue Kick” attempt (as commentators recap his recent blood rivalry with friend/turned enemy Sheamus). But Casey’s kick is countered by Cena into an STFU! Crusher quickly gets to the ropes, and Cena hits another shoulder block that takes Casey right out of the ring! As Crusher is struggling to climb back into the ring, Cena finally hits a picturesque flying leg-drop from the top rope to the back of Crushers head! But still only 2! This is intense!
Entering the end stage, and each man has exerted himself completely. Yet Crusher seems to have gained a 2nd wind when he elbows Cena repeatedly to set up a whirling back breaker and abdominal-stretch attempt. In another incredible exchange, Cena winds up countering the stretch into his STFU! This time right in the middle of the ring! It’s another incredible near-finish as the crowd is gasping at Crushers outstretched hand, ready to tap-out at any moment! Finally Crusher rolls out of it as the referee is checking Cena’s elbow. With the fans behind him, Steve “Crusher” Casey roars back with two Irish-sledges (running double-ax handles to the FACE) – but misses the Brogue Kick attempt and crashes crotch-first on the top rope! Cena commits with his own clothesline, that nearly spins Crushers giant 6’4” body full circle in the air! “THIS IS AWESOME!” chant wells up from the appreciative live crowd. But men stagger to their feet and share a Boston Bruins-style hockey-slugfest that has the crowd roaring with each successive hit! Cena shoots low for the climatic FUAA attempt, but Crusher counters into a spike DDT! Inside-cradle from Crusher but still only 2! So Crusher measures Cena as he rises to his feet… BOOM! Brogue Kick from Crusher finally hits! Fans pop! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Crusher has done it! We have a new BCCW Heavyweight champion! The fans in Boston tonight EXPLODE in unison! Casey wins after nearly 20 minutes of incredible action!! The trilogy of Crusher Casey’s recent victories (Brock Lesnar – Sheamus – now JOHN CENA) cement him as an all-time LEGEND in the realm of Mash-Up Wrestling!!
Winner (and NEW BCCW HW champion): STEVE “CRUSHER” CASEYAn amazing, unbelievable finish! Both men shake hands and embrace to cheers! Casey dedicates his win to Boston! Along with the previous hit single, Crusher Casey will now be the subject of countless books and movies recounting his fantastic career and championship success!
Mash-Up Wrestling "Endless Summer" tour is coming to a close!
Next up - BCCW presents "Slaughtahouse IV" on iPPV!
Then - WWE Summerslam II! Stay tuned!
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