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Post by MadStepDad on Feb 26, 2013 12:10:36 GMT -5
BCCW presents...
MY BLOODY VALENTINE IIILou Thesz & Alexxis Nevaeh vs John Cena & Trish Stratus (Valentines Mixed Tag Match)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles ** Truly Bad Intentions © versus Legion of Doom!! (Who will be LOD's mystery partner??)
** BCCW HW title ** Sheamus © versus Dean Ambrose (Hell in a Cell)
The Axis of Evil vs. Allied Powers (Crusher, Mascaras & JMo) (Elimination Tag)
** BCCW Womans championship ** Mildred Burke © & MCMG vs Tamina & Headhunterz (8-Person Tag Team Match)
** BCCW MW title ** Tommaso Ciampa © vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Alberto Del Rio (Triple Threat)
** Television title ** Goldberg © versus D-Von Dudley (Aces & 8s Lumberjack Match) __________________________________________________________________________
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Post by MadStepDad on Feb 26, 2013 18:37:26 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: ** Heavyweight (225 lbs +) Middleweight (205 lbs +) Flyweight (under 200 lbs) Television title (catch weight) 6-Man Tag Team titles World Woman’s championship** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. ** ** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight it is Goldberg defending his BCCW TV title, and the MBVIII prelims!!! ** ** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). ** ** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. ** Now Broadcasting to you LIVE from the Windy City, Chicago: ** THIS IS BCCW!! **** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM ** Gordon Solie & Matt StrikerCommentators welcome viewers to the show, and begin the 60-minute PPV countdown. Tonight we expect a bonanza of fantasy wrestling action that only BCCW can provide: a huge Mixed Tag Team co-main event between the teams of Cena/Stratus vs. Thesz/Nevaeh… Hell in a Cell for the BCCW HW title… and much much more. Plus, a very special episode of MIZ TV has been promised with *BREAKING FANTASY WRESTLING NEWS* you’ll want to be apart of live over and over again. This is BCCW and this is BIG TIME!! Now let's get right to the action!** CUT BACKSTAGE ** __________________________________________________________________________Show Intro:Inside the Aces & 8s hideout - complete with biker insignia & strippers. They are preparing their leader D-Von to cash in on the “Rogers Bounty” tonight when he takes the TV title from Goldberg. Just then - one of the members bursts through the door (Brian Fury) to alert them of trouble outside! Members mount up and rush outside, cameras swept behind them. Their motorcycle row has been decimated! A random gang member is left unconscious around the damage and debris. Somebody smashed the bikes to pieces with a baseball bat! (and apparently launched a few around with their bear hands, judging by the distance of some) The remaining Aces & 8s members boil over in rage and seek retribution! GOLDBERG!! ** CUT TO RING ** ** BCCW Woman’s Championship **MILDRED BURKE © & MCMG versus TAMINA & HEADHUNTERZ versus Video recap of the Burke vs. Tamina arc that resulted in the debut of MCMG (w/ Rhino) and this match (ordered by new BCCW Woman’s Div Prez Eve Torres Gracie). On commentary, attention is paid to Rowdy Ronda Rousey’s historic UFC 157 win and her BCCW Fantasy Wrestling connection with Woman’s Champion Mildred Burke. Shelley & Sabin are quick blurs, with the Headhunterz portraying their portly foils… until Sabin goes down over the top rope with a synchronized dive and does something to his knee. Cameras manager to cleverly crop him out of the picture for the rest of the match, but live viewers report the dreaded “X” and medical personnel walkout (an exact replica of his last real-life injury in TNA on an episode of Impact). Mike Awesome comes off great with his ability to manhandle the smaller MCMG, while Rhino gets a chance to rampage through the Headhunterz with some impressive spots. Burke plays face-in-peril for a brief match portion (surviving a scary face crank and attempted Superfly splash) to rebound with an airtight cross armbar on Tamina - who is forced to tap seconds before the Headhunterz can dive in to break it up! Tamina taps out! The Mildred Burke legend continues to grow!Winner (by submission) and STILL BCCW Woman’s champion: MILDRED BURKE** CUT ** ** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDES **** Cameras catch JOHN CENA (pop! Followed by squeeeeels!) arriving in the building! MSD rushes onto the scene to get a word from Cena about rumored sanctions brought forth by the champ against him (retaliation for Cena’s Fight Night (“Eliminated!”) rap freestyle) - but Cena just smiles and zips his lips. “No comment, I’ll let my actions speak for me tonight”. **
** We catch the tail-end of a cell phone conversation between D-Von Dudley (w/ Tomko) and who we assume to be Buddy Rogers - when D-Von is alerted by security to another disturbance. This time - the entire Aces & 8s hideout area is TRASHED! With debris, glass and bodies laying everywhere! All of tonight’s assigned lumberjacks have been taken OUT! And D-Von, your match is up next!! ** ** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________** BCCW Television title **GOLDBERG © vs. D-VON DUDLEY (Aces & 8s Lumberjack Match) versus D-Von and what’s left of his crew (Tomko & Brian Fury) call out Goldberg - who gets the full armed-security entrance - marching to the ring and breathing flames. Highly intense (this is Goldberg at his 98 peak) yet brief skirmish, with Aces & 8s attacking like a glorified handicap match. Goldberg gets to do his superman bit, but eventually the numbers catch up to him - and D-Von looks like he’s going to use a big old cattle prod on him! (Oh no! Goldberg’s secret weakness! Look at the end of his WCW streak and match against Strangler Lewis in XPW Remixed!) But instead - we get a march of *NEW* sanctioned lumberjacks for this match: Enter Gus Sonnenberg! Enter the Uso’s (w/ Rikishi)! Enter Weedman and Brian Kendrick! Now the Aces & 8s advantage is nullified - Tomko & Fury wind up getting creamed at ringside - D-Von is disarmed and to great fan acclaim, ran through the Goldberg meat-grinder of successive finishing moves. Spear - Jackhammer - 1!.. 2!.. 3!! The BCCW Television champion retains! Winner (and STILL BCCW TV champion): GOLDBERG Post match, Goldberg is growling and holding his belt aloft in victory - when one last Aces & 8s member comes straggling onto the main entrance ramp - beaten, and disheveled... he's trying to *escape* something! In fear he tries fleeing, but a giant figure closes in on him from the rear with a baseball bat...MARK HENRY (2013)!!The World's Strongest Man continues his massacre tonight by killing the gang member with a WSS through a stage side platform! D-Von & the others flee and retreat through the crowd! Mark Henry pounds his chest and screams "THAT'S WHAT I DO!!" Goldberg stares him down from the ring! Commentators mark out and fans pop! BCCW presents "MY BLOODY VALENTINE III" on PPV! Coming up NEXT!!STAY TUNED!! ** FADE OUT ** __________________________________________________________________________
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Post by MadStepDad on Feb 26, 2013 18:38:44 GMT -5
BCCW presents...
MY BLOODY VALENTINE III** CUT TO VIDEO PACKAGE ** What is your IZM? Your game, your life, that indefinable “IT” factor. In a world where “bad” means good and “sick” is great - the IZM is all we have. Too busy fighting for what’s left and not what’s right. In this world - the IZM is what’s purest. Your IZM may bring heart ache (the antics of Alexxis Nevaeh & Trish Stratus) Your IZM may bring satisfaction (Buddy Rogers cackling over his Aces & 8s bounty) Your IZM may bring grief (The Axis on a rampage) Your IZM may bring glory (Alberto Del Rio rises from the ashes of hate as a changed man) But what would u do when your IZM is taken away? Well, that’s another story: ”Can’t stop won’t stop, selling madd IZM All competition I gots to get wit em / Mee nah go jail and mee nah go prison! (Take it 2 his face kid, DISS HIM) /TONIGHT - the talk, hype, rumors and innuendos end… and the IZM begins. Tonight - championships will be defended, new Territories conquered and fantasy wrestling history written in the only book that matters - BROKEN CITY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING. The mines are too deep, the product too pure. Fantasy wrestling at its highest enriched concentration. There’s too much blood, sweat & tears in the mix now to ever call it quits. Or let an opponent take it from you. Tonight - BCCW is that IZM - and we can’t stop, won’t stop! ** CUT TO RING ** __________________________________________________________________________** BCCW Flyweight Championship **PAUL LONDON © vs. BLKJEEZ vs. SABU (Tables Ladders Chairs Match) versus versus Insane spotfest to open the card. This is the X-Games of Fantasy Wrestling and all 3 men deliver in spades. Captured at an iconic moment in each mans evolution, this match is pure primetime thrill. Some of the strongest IZM alive. This is 2003 Paul London who blows minds with a space-age offense that begets the popular crowd chant “please don’t die!” This is mercenary-era BLKJeez, plying his Philly Killa-style from Big Japan to TNA to CZW to WWE - and using steel chairs for an exclamation point. This is gangsta rap-generation Sabu - full of mystique, danger and radiating a stark nihilism. A blazing glory of potential fully realized with big-stage WCW runs, and WCW & XPW (real world) championships to his credit. Not to mention tables. (we want tables!!) Lots of broken tables. Everybody looks great. Spots escalate from chairs to ladders and beyond. Crowd gets all their “HOLY S***”!” and “BCCW!” chants out. And we witness the crowning of a new BCCW champion when Sabu 2000 borrows from his uncle (XPW Remixed veteran OG Sheik)’s playbook and hurls a giant fireball @ his opponents - sending them both hurtling through twin tables - to claim the belt for himself! The Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal madman is in BCCW! Now that he's found the ideal weight class for his body there’s no telling *HOW HIGH* he can go! Sky’s the limit! Winner (and NEW BCCW Flyweight champion): SABU __________________________________________________________________________AXIS OF EVIL vs. ALLIED POWERS(Elimination Match) vs. We go from the insatiable hardcore chants of glory… to the lowest of baritone boos when we pan backstage to the AXIS OF EVIL. Standing at attention - the German Hans Schmidt - the South African Col DeBeers - and Finnish Ludvig Borga. This (Sabu’s victory celebration) is exactly what the Axis stands against. Together, the Axis are the worst of all ethnic and national stereotypes, because not only do they find disdain and weakness for America in everything - they also believe that means she is ripe for the taking. So the Axis is a pseudo-militaristic terrorist cell hell-bent on raping America and taunting her while they do it (which is why they’ve been branded as remnants of the “XPW Remixed project” - the last trio of free agents signed by the *BANNED* Rob Black). In addition to their fiery political rhetoric spoken in pre-match backstage promos - after the heavily-armed security guard entrance - the Axis (Col DeBeers in particular) pulls off this little gem of a crowd-heat antic… “I will not have a Black man referee my matches!!!” Suffice to say, the crowd is ready for action. Mil Mascaras enters first and this match is pseudo-war games/survivor series with Mascaras & DeBeers starting. Hans Schmidt enters next to ratchet up the heat segment (Schmidt & DeBeers ruthlessly double-team Mascaras) - until the returning JOHN MORRISON (big pop!) evens up the odds. A high-flying tag team dream combination, Mascaras & Morrison go airborne on the German & the South African - bringing the fans together in cheer. Finally, Ludvig Borga is the big party crasher who bullies and pounds the duo into the mat and swings the pendulum back onto the Axis side. But that’s only until the climatic entrance of CRUSHER CASEY! The 6’4” Irish superstar brings the heavy artillery necessary to tangle with the Axis. With all 6 men in action, the “match beyond” begins and eliminations become official. #1: Ludvig Borga (DQ on outside seems strategic when it completely immobilizes John Morrison with a series of illegal ringpost blows)
#2: John Morrison (Tries fighting back valiantly, but the injuries inflicted upon him by Borga lead to a Hans Schmidt backbreaker submission)
#3: Col DeBeers (Brogue Kick from Casey = Mascaras frogsplash (“EDDIE! EDDIE!”) for the pin)
Final Elimination: HANS SCHMIDT (Beaten into bloody oblivion by Crusher Casey before having his own spiked helmet ground into his eye and verbally submitting)Winners: CRUSHER CASEY & MIL MASCARAS Huge post match multi-cultural celebration between the babyface heroes (including John Morrison, who made his way back to ringside) and the throngs of fantasy wrestling fans in attendance. Flags and banners of Mexican, American & Irish pride fly proudly in the background. An emotional moment for the heroes, and the viewing audience around the world. ** CUT ** __________________________________________________________________________MIZ TV
feat: BRUNO SAMMARTINOReality TV sensation, Fantasy Wrestling champion and bonafied Movie-star (Marine 3 - check it out now!) - THE MIZ is our host. Breaking news: the March BCCW spectacular “Fallout Festival” will continue the Wrestlemania-weekend tradition by broadcasting live and direct from NYC - just in the shadows of big MSG itself. Even more importantly - continuing the Iconic trend of hosting real-world HoF alumni up on the grandest fantasy wrestling stage - we have our *very special guest* for the evening… Big time wrestling hype package and intro for BCCW’s very own - BRUNO SAMMARTINO! Only in a fantasy world could you believe the news - Bruno Sammartino: WWE HoF 2013. Well folks, it’s real. Damn real. And to further commemorate this epic occasion, BCCW provides written tribute to this moment - before spiraling off into self-scripted insanity. Enjoy the quotes. Bruno on coming back to Fantasy Wrestling in BCCW to officially proclaim his 2013 HoF entry:BRUNO SAMMARTINO: Being inducted into the Hall of Fame at Madison Square Gardens is the biggest thing in my life. Anytime that people feel that you accomplished enough to enter into a Hall of Fame, of course this is a tremendous, tremendous thrill for me! I had a lot of my success due to appearing at the Garden. I wrestled there over 200 times - it’s where I won the title, and it’s where I picked up 630-plus pounds of Haystacks Calhoun! Bruno on finally accepting admission, and the changes he has perceived in wrestling since:BRUNO SAMMARTINO: I made it clear, I’ve had issues with WWE and wrestling in general, because there were other organizations. I didn’t like the direction they had taken. It was bothersome to me. I’m an old-school guy. I spent 25 years in this business. But after talking to Paul [Bowser], and him explaining to me the changes they’ve made in their program, and how they’ve hired a doctor like Dr. Maroon, who is a world-renowned neurosurgeon, who also operated on me, and now that he has been put in charge of the company’s wellness program and their drug testing, that impressed me. I know what kind of a man he is, and he is a giant in that field, so I take my hat off to WWE because they took such huge steps to make things better for the wrestlers themselves and making sure they are healthy to perform. That was very, very important.Bruno on why he *retired* from XPW Remixed only to reappear in BCCW:BRUNO SAMMARTINO: There’s no more profanity, there’s no vulgarity in the current product, and that stuff had bothered me as well. When Paul first spoke to me and told me all the changes, I started watching it again, and I was very convinced that they are doing amazing things. I see the wrestlers and all the changes they made. There’s no profanity, there’s no vulgarity, and it’s a family-friendly program. That’s what it used to be, and that’s a huge role in the whole factor.All the glad-handing and celebration is rudely interrupted by the triumphant strains of “Pomp & Circumstance” = enter GORGEOUS GEORGE WAGNER (w/ his personal assistant Gentleman Tornado)!!PPV-entrance for the “Human Orchid”, including red-carpet treatment, white glove inspection and Chanel disinfectant sprits-down - climaxing with the disbursal of his million-dollar “Georgie Pins“ (gold-plated hairpins) to the rabid crowd. The Midwest audience does *NOT* appreciate his glitzy Hollywood shtick. Gorgeous George (hiding behind the animatedly-restrained Gentleman Tornado) proceeds to insult and mock both Bruno & Miz - claiming amongst other things George is the biggest TV star here AND he was in the HoF first (class of 2010)!! That makes him *better than you!!* Miz/Bruno do the tease-team-up bit, only to have George & Tornado hilariously turn to find the newly-arrived due of FRENCH ANGEL MAURICE TILLET & SAMMI LANE staring them down! We get our brief “sportz entertainment” sketch of the night, with Angel & Lane tearing the prettified duo of George & Tornado apart ostrich feather-by-Gucci sequin! They force the bad guys into retreat and chase them all the way back to the locker room, with the crowd going crazy! Bruno has powdered out as well, leaving the Miz alone in the ring to close his set. When suddenly - Miz is attacked by duo of Wild Red Berry & Damien Sandow! The two cryptic head-cases make the surprise run-in and tackle Miz from behind! With ruthless efficiency they stomp him out, before Sandow hits his neck breaker & Berry stretches Miz with his “Gilligans Twist” (rings of Saturn) submission! By the time the crowd has a chance to boo them, Berry & Sandow have deposited Miz’s body ringside and taken over his segment for themselves! WILD RED BERRY: Silence, you plebeians! It is I, your literary scholar alongside Mr. Sandow (your Intellectual Savior), and you will bequeath to us your undivided attention immediately! Silence, or I will no longer continue speaking! (crowd boos louder, naturally) This incessant, boorish behavior is only indicative of the immaturity and intelligence level - or lack thereof - in Chicago tonight! DAMIEN SANDOW: I will no longer tolerate such insolence and ignorance! We are standing here tonight in Chicago IL, hometown to one of the most important men in the world today… some would call him the *BEST* in the world… and that man is President Barack Obama! But did you know I - Damien Sandow - have a long family history of presidential politics as well? That is correct! My great grandfather Osias Sandow was an adviser to President Roosevelt, and helped to negotiate the New Deal! Some may call us Masons… or perhaps Skull & Bones. There are some who claim these secret societies no longer exist. But I'm here to make one fact completely clear to you ignoramus fantasy bookers - the Territory Wars Illuminati is very, very real. And we have just begun to pull the strings… Bear witness, as the master plan continues to unfold. You’re welcome!!** CUT ** __________________________________________________________________________** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **TRULY BAD INTENTIONS vs. LEGION OF DOOM versus A tale of two cities… Boston vs. Chicago. Evil Killer Kowalski takes to the ring first with his 3 men to unify the denizens of Chicago against them. Truly Bad Intentions (Giant Bernard/ Machine Gun/ Ryback) are the BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions of the WORLD! They call out Road Warriors and demand to know their 3rd man!! Finally - to a HUGE HOMETOWN POP - the Road Warriors make their roaring motorcycle entrance! They circle the ring multiple times, surrounding TBI and letting the fans scream themselves hoarse! They dismount, and with great fanfare introduce their mystery tag team partner with a loud “OOOOOHHHH WHAT A RUSSSSSSH!!!” Introducing to BCCW: THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR (1991)!!The rest is elementary. By the time Warrior races to ringside, the brawl is quickly on (even Killer Kowalski gets tossed into the 1st row of fans by the raging Ultimate Warrior)! Ryback does the best (for the brief time this slugfest lasts), but gets written out with a double-clothesline spot over the ringside barricade. LOD run through Giant Bernard with their powerful offense (making them look even bigger in the process) while Ultimate Warrior executes his series of finishing moves upon the Machine Gun. BCCW MW champion Tommaso Ciampa appears for the last-second desperate run-in, but meets the business end of an Ultimate Warrior press-slam instead! Doomsday Device to Machine Gun Karl Anderson! Big Splash from Warrior! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS IN UNDER 90 seconds! Oh my what a fan EXPLOSION TONIGHT! The hottest trio of free agents in fantasy wrestling have come to *THE* premier proving ground - BCCW! And they're not going anywhere!! Winners (and NEW BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions): LEGION OF DOOM!!** CUT ** __________________________________________________________________________** BCCW MW title **TOMMASO CIAMPA © vs. ROB VAN DAM vs. ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. vs. If the last match was an emotional prelude - this is the gratifying in-ring conclusion. We're still enjoying the beer-soaked LOD celebration (while Kowalski is raving "NO! NO!!!") when BCCW President Paul Bowser appears to segue title matches. Due to Ciampa's attempted interference last match (and to compound frustration further in Killers camp) - Bowser rules Killer is *BANNED* from ringside for the next contest and that TCiampa is bound to defend his MW belt right NOW! Cue awesome PPV entrances of RVD4:20 followed by ADR (no Ricardo - the attack on him by the Axis is reviewed). Tommaso Ciampa is enraged (and still weakened from Warrior's earlier assault) and embarks upon a bitter quest to retain his cherished MW belt... but fan momentum is too entrenched against him at this point. RVD soars, flies, excites and mystifies - while ADR cements his babyface stature with his crowd-pleasing moves. RVD misses the 5-star on Ciampa - falls victim to a Project Ciampa finisher - only to have TCiampa succumb to a surprise ADR armlock! He tries resisting but only for so long! Ciampa taps out! Green, white and red balloons and confetti fall from the rafters to celebrate ADR's improbable, emotional victory! Everything from his reconciliation with Mascaras to the Axis attacks on Latinos is referenced and paid off!! With tears in his eyes, ADR crosses his heart and raises the BCCW MW belt to the heavens! Winner by submission (and NEW BCCW MW champion): ALBERTO DEL RIO (2013)__________________________________________________________________________Beautiful... but deadlyBCCW Woman's champion MILDRED BURKE is with UFC Bantamweight champion Rowdy Ronda Rousey, in unified celebration of their respective title defenses. In a feel-good promo, they put over women in combat sports and raise the bar to untold levels. Furthermore, to add another touch of relevancy and local pride, they are standing with Boston-area (REAL) wrestler Danielle Coughlin! She is the first Female in Massachusetts history to win a state wrestling championship! True Story! Girl Power!![CLICK HERE]Danielle Coughlin: 1st female to win a MA state wrestling championship!!** CUT ** ** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **Killer Kowalksi is raging at his troops backstage over their series of losses - assuming no responsibility of his own. He berates, yells at and even *HITS* his troops (to no response). Except from Ryback! When he dare slap the big man in HIS face he gets a few threatening snarls and stared down... Killer is at his wits end tonight and vows to do something drastic so the people of Chicago will remember his name...** CUT ** ** BACKSTAGE SKIT **Skit takes place in the offices of BCCW Womans Div Prez EVE TORRES GRACIE, and serves multiple purposes: A) gives the woman of BCCW some PPV face-time B) gives each of the participants some character-building moments C) builds to a future event D) Quick intermission break in between matches. In this case, it is Sable 1999 (w/ Aksana & Annie Social) conferring with Eve (about getting a title shot against Mildred Burke) - when Natalya Neidhart & her friend Brittany Brown happen onto the scene with the same championship requests. So for the next BCCW Fight Night on FX, Eve makes a judicial ruling: Sable vs. Nattie Neidhart vs. Brittany Brown: Triple Threat match, with the winner getting even closer to a title shot! Stay tuned! ** CUT ** __________________________________________________________________________JOHN CENA & TRISH STRATUS vs. LOU THESZ & ALEXXIS NEVAEH(Valentines Tag Match) versus This is a collision of Fantasy Wrestling aspects that can only be coined an “MSD Project”. The vibe & aura of 80s era Diva wrestling (back when some legitimately questioned whether Wendi Richter was the bigger star of WM1 than Hogan) serves to elevate two of the greatest females from complete opposite ends of the Fantasy Wrestling spectrum to joint Main Event-level attraction. Trish Stratus is the #1 Universal All-Time Fantasy Wrestling Diva of the Decade - and Alexxis Nevaeh is but a mere footnote in super-underground, barely-recognizable world of Indy wrestling - almost completely faceless in the grand stream of Fantasy Wrestling consciousness. That’s why her heel turn and alliance with local-area Don Killer Kowalski was so vital to her BCCW run. She’s screaming out to the Fantasy Wrestling eons “NOTICE ME! I EXIST! THERE IS A WORLD BEYOND TRISH STRATUS!” Meanwhile, that same timeline collision occurs simultaneously beside them when Fantasy Wrestling Icons John Cena & Lou Thesz finally clash in a match with championship ramifications. Long-time readers are familiar with their backstory and connections - everything from shared Tag Team title reigns to the literal dismantling of an entire Territory Wars franchise. Cena & Thesz have written history between them; a feud that has been taken to all-new emotional heights in the light of recent events (see Thesz shoot BCCW TV Episode #7 / Cena rap freestyle vs. Thesz on Fight Night Eliminated). Lou Thesz is the unequivocal WORLD champion of Fantasy Wrestling, taken to defending his title outside of traditional Territory Wars boundaries. But the *last* place he seems to want to appear is in Boston MA against John Cena. Therefore, this so-called “Neutral” territory was decided upon by Thesz & Strangler Lewis - even though Chicago IL has been the sight of many Lou Thesz/Strangler Lewis triumphs of the past. It is yet another cerebral checkmate by the all-powerful WORLD champion. Kowalski & Alexxis enter first to make sure they get loud boos (before Kowalski is dramatically ejected from ringside by Commissioner Muldoon and security). Followed by the massive POP of Trish Stratus (2006). After a dramatic pause for effect, Cena’s theme song hits and the notes are the same: loud instant POP that tapers off into *LOUD* sustained boos (Cena greets them with a wink and a nod before proceeding with his act and embracing Trish Stratus at ringside - that pops the crowd at least). Finally Strangler Lewis is introduced next - and he assumes personal ring announcer duties for the champ LOU THESZ. Match itself is high on energy, drama and electricity - serving as a serious step-up in the Cena/Thesz feud. Action focuses heavily on the girls, and they more than hold up their end of the deal. This is the stuff Fantasy Wrestling legends are built on - the kind of Diva action Shimmer, WWW or eco ROH could only dream of. Trish Stratus 2006 is fantasy wrestling dynamite and her every move is greeted with great fan reaction. But even that is overwhelmed by sheer anticipation every time Thesz & Cena come face to face. Thesz spends most of the match condescendingly avoiding Cena, and striking when the iron is hot. Things finally break down at ringside when Cena goes after Strangler Lewis - and BCCW President Paul Bowser is forced to intervene, and *EJECT* Strangler from ringside permanently! It seems like it may be curtains for Thesz & Nevaeh, as their opponents build up a swell of momentum - but Thesz turns the tide with well-played cheap shots and narrowly escapes defeat. Then it seems like it is curtains for the good guys when Killer Kowalski makes the last-minute desperate run in (commentators assume this is Killer taking matters into his own hands after a succession of defeats tonight) - but Cena blasts back in a ringside brawl and launches Kowalski *THROUGH* a ringside commentator table with his FUAA! Trish Stratus gets her revenge on the sexist champ Lou Thesz, striking with a 90s-style low blow after he disrespectfully turned his back on her in the ring (he let it be known multiple times where he though Trish *TRUE* place in the business should be…) and springboard bulldog… Alexxis misses her weapon shot and eats a Trish Stratus chick kick KO in return! Cena drags Thesz outside the ring by his ankles and *locks in his STFU @ ringside!!* Thesz is trapped in his own Award Winning finishing move! Trish Stratus pins Alexxis! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! The champ may have just lost a priceless title shot thanks to the actions of a woman! Despite the earlier crowd reactions, they pop unanimously for the finish - and Cena/Stratus once again embrace in the ring and celebrate. Commentators cover the scenario, fans soak in the victory, bad guys slink backstage, and in closing - Trish grabs Cena as he’s about to exit the ring - spins him around - and KISSES him deeply! Crowd pops huge! Happy Valentines month from BCCW!! Winners: CENA & STRATUS ** CUT ** __________________________________________________________________________** Main Event **
** BCCW HW championship **SHEAMUS © vs. DEAN AMBROSE(Hell in a Cell) versus Highlight reel video recap of this entire psychological thriller (bordering on real-world disturbing situations like online bullying and suicidal tendencies). Sheamus has been pushed to the mental brink, only to find Dean Ambrose there waiting for him. Smiling. Dean Ambrose enters first to massive boos - Sheamus last to a massive pop. Big-time wrestling introductions for both men, and the crowd intensity heightens with each passing moment. Finally - the cage door is locked and both men are unleashed upon each other! Let’s get it on!!! Dean immediately tries a shoulderblock but just bounces off (establishing Sheamus as the bigger, stronger foe). Sheamus clotheslines him to the floor and launches Dean face-first into the cell wall a few times, to get the crowd blood-thirsty and amped. Ambrose reverses a whip, sending Sheamus into the ring steps - and when Sheamus tries to get back in the ring, Ambrose charges him off right into the chain link wall! But that’s not enough depravity for the “James Dean of Death Match Wrestling”, and Ambrose pulls a full-length steel chain from beneath the ring! In a horrifying and brutal spectacle, he WHIPS Sheamus repeatedly with the cold chain - before literally *HANGING* the Irishman over the top rope with it! But the crowd surges behind him, and the BCCW HW champion breaks the death grip by snapping Dean’s neck against the rope! Now, it’s time for revenge - as Ambrose tries begging off and Sheamus approaches him with the steel chain! No mercy, as Sheamus goes primeval in Ambrose with the weapon - whipping him harder every time!Sheamus rams Ambrose back-first into the corner of the cell and the ringpost. But back in the ring, Ambrose catches him with a lowblow + spike DDT to buy himself some time. And he starts smirking with sinister intentions again… Instead of covering, Dean goes outside and picks up a barbed-wire chair! A taste of XPW Remixed perhaps, as Ambrose WHACKS Sheamus multiple times with the weapon along his bare back! Blood spills from his pale backside as his rage boils over! Sheamus explodes with a series of double-ax-handle sledges to the face, and finally - hits Dean in the face with the barbed-wire chair! Sheer brutality, as Sheamus takes great pleasure in GRINDING the barbed wire into Dean’s face - making him scream out in pain! Then Sheamus launches Dean like a dart right into the cage wall, and he Flair flops to the floor! Back in, Sheamus charges, but Ambrose sidesteps and sends him to the post…. And sets up the BCCW HW champ for a face buster on the barbed wire chair! But Sheamus backdrops out of it at the last moment, and the two men engage in stiff fisticuffs. Ambrose rebounds off the ropes right into a power slam onto the barbed wire chair! Ouch! 1!.. 2!.. Kickout! Sheamus dramatically wraps the chain around his hand - fully intent on bludgeoning his opponent to death… but Ambrose counter-DDTs him onto the barbed wire chair! Now both guys are bleeding profusely, and Dean Ambrose has finally seized true advantage. He seeks to deliver the death blow - thus rolling out of the ring to retrieve a muthaphuckkin CINDER BLOCK from beneath it! Back in the ring they briefly brawl it out again, before Ambrose goes to power bomb Sheamus on the cement block - but gets back dropped on it instead! Cue priceless facial expressions from Ambrose as Sheamus goes for the cover (only 2). Sheamus picks up the cinder block and teases like he might smash Dean’s head like a watermelon, but Ambrose managed to sneak-wrap his fist in the discarded length of steel chain and BLAST Sheamus in the face before he could! Solid steel hit and Dean gets the closest 2 count of the night (Striker thought he was new champion for sure)! Dean Ambrose goes up to the top turnbuckle - fully intending to drop a Jerry Lawler-style chained fist - but Sheamus raises the cinder block up into his FACE in defense at the last moment! Now Sheamus is tasting his own Irish blood and hulking up accordingly! He Irish whips (shout out to Danno O’Mahoney!) Ambrose into the buckles so hard, he goes right over them! Outside the ring again, Sheamus launches the huge set of steel ring steps right into Dean’s skull! Inside again, Sheamus sets the ring steps up in the corner and snake-eyes Dean face-first! He sets up for the Brogue Kick and charges, but Dean drop toeholds him at the last moment and Sheamus goes head-first into the steel ring steps! Spontaneous spike DDT from Ambrose drives Sheamus into the cinder block!!! It’s over! 1!.. 2!.. KICKOUT! Dean Ambrose is exasperated, and the crowd ecstatic! Sheamus is near-death, and Ambrose drags the steel ring steps to the center of the ring - where he prepares to piledrive Sheamus on it (this same move was used by Hans Schmidt to pin Sheamus on BCCW TV Episode #5)… but Dean gets reversed and hit with White Noise on the steps instead! BLAM! Sheamus rises from the ashes, wipes the blood from his face, and hits his Celtic Cross slam to Dean ON the steel ring steps! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Sheamus retains! Sheamus retains! What a hellacious slobber knocker, complete with commentator hyperbole and explosive fan reaction. The champion has been brought to the brink of madness, only to prevail with strength of will and determination!Winner (and STILL BCCW HW champion): SHEAMUS (2012) ** FADE OUT ** __________________________________________________________________________CREDITS:BRUNO SAMMARTINO: ESPN.go interview (2013)
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