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Post by MadStepDad on Apr 10, 2012 20:10:30 GMT -5
XPW Remixed presents... "SCENE of the CRIME"** XPW Championship ** Lou Thesz © vs Jinder Mahal
** WAR GAMES MATCH ** Shane Douglas (captain), Chyna, Ad Santel, Hakushi Kuro & Jon Moxley versus MIZ (captain), Mildred Burke, Human Tornado, Sheamus & William Muldoon
** Boston Championship ** John Cena versus Sami Callihan ("I Quit" Match)
The MESSIAH versus "Sick" Nick Mondo ("Blood of the Martyr" Match)
** XPW TV Title ** Gorgeous George © vs Mil Mascaras vs Ruckus
(Real) Kings of Wrestling "Open Challenge"
** XPW Tag Team titles ** Fabulous Kangaroos © vs Diamond Dynasty vs New Age Outlaws
** Best of 7 Series (Match #4) ** Bruno Sammartino (1975) versus Samoa Joe (2007) (Submission Match)
** XPW Woman's Championship ** Wendi Richter vs Natalya Neidhart
Sid Vicious (DEBUT!) versus Lord Humongous (Powerbomb Challenge) __________________________________________________________________________
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Post by MadStepDad on May 10, 2012 13:11:48 GMT -5
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening: Gordon Solie & Matt Striker Welcome to Los Angeles for XPW Remixed presents… “SCENE of the CRIME”! Tonight, very bad things happen in threes… as we are being promised THREE unbelievable debuts to occur tonight… plus championship matches, the first ever Woman’s street fight, and WAR GAMES!! Watch out! SCENE of the CRIME! ** CUT TO RING ** _____________________________________________________________________POGO the CLOWN versus HAYSTACKS CALHOUN(“Body Bag Match”) versus Quick, creepy opener designed to get over the “Scene of the Crime” motif and excite the live fans (including a bit where Pogo the Clown literally frightened a small girl in the front row to tears)… big man slug fest that found Haystacks Calhoun breaking Pogo’s own barbed-wire shovel over his head and zipping him up in the giant body bag… but post match, Pogo used a giant knife from within the bag to split it open and escape in a horrifying spectacle – even Haystacks Calhoun fled with “I just saw the Undertaker 1992”-fear in his eyes…Winner (?): HAYSTACKS CALHOUN** CUT ** ___________________________________________________________________** video recap of this strange feud, followed by backstage promos from both Mondo & Messiah... Mondo is outraged beyond reason and promises to bring the wrath... while Messiah continues to tout his beliefs and heap praise upon the so-called "Savior of Xtreme"...THE MESSIAH versus “SICK” NICK MONDO(“Blood of the Martyr” Match) versus The match starts with “Sick” Nick Mondo forsaking all unholy weaponry to challenge Messiah straight up – but when a pissed off Messiah comes streaking to the ring, “Sick” Nick Mondo takes him out with a sneak trash can hit! Messiah falls to the outside! “Sick” Nick Mondo chops Messiah at ringside, bringing the battle all along the front row guard rail… Mondo slams Messiah into the ringpost, and now Messiah is busted open… Fans are cheering the violence, and “Sick” Nick Mondo drop toe holds Messiah into a trash can face-first. Back in the ring, “Sick” Nick Mondo chokes Messiah in the corner. “Sick” Nick Mondo looks for a running senton, but Messiah counters by hitting him with the trash can lid… Messiah grabs a steel chair and nails “Sick” Nick Mondo in the head with it. Messiah digs his fingers into the forehead/eyes of “Sick” Nick Mondo on the outside, screaming for him to find redemption in Messiah’s bloodshed… “Sick” Nick Mondo fights back with a chop, but Messiah catches him with a boot to the face… Messiah hurls Mondo into the steel steps with a sick hiptoss... Back inside the ring, Messiah is setting up the pallets of barbed wire, thumbtacks panes of glass… they do a couple of teases, before Mondo gets impaled in a barbed wire board… now he’s a bloody wreck as well. Messiah grabs nearby weapons (steel chair, trash can lid, even a large wooden cross) and nails “Sick” Nick Mondo in the head repeatedly – yelling at Mondo in a mad frenzy to “accept the savior into your life!”… But Mondo refuses to stay down, and tries struggling to his feet… When he finally stands - Messiah uses both trash can lids to crush “Sick” Nick Mondo’s skull with a loud CLANG… this is concussion city here, folks… Messiah props a pane of glass in the corner - tries to Irish whip “Sick” Nick Mondo - but “Sick” Nick Mondo counters and whips Messiah instead… yet he stops juuuuuuust short of hitting the glass… Mondo charges at Messiah from the rear, when Messiah hurls him overhead with a release suplex! Mondo goes CRASHING through the glass in a huge explosion! “XPW! XPW!” chants from the crowd, and Messiah performs his mock-crucifixion pose… but “Sick” Nick Mondo kicks out at the count of 2.5! Messiah kicks “Sick” Nick Mondo in the head and grabs a steel chair… Messiah sets it up, but “Sick” Nick Mondo reverses an Irish whip attempt and counters by hitting a nasty “Lifecutter” on Messiah THROUGH the steel chair! “Sick” Nick Mondo starts to get his adrenaline going, and hits a springboard legdrop on Messiah for a 2-count… Messiah rolls to the outside and “Sick” Nick Mondo follows… Mondo sets up a table and puts Messiah on top… “Sick” Nick Mondo gives and receives some love from the crowd, before scaling the top turnbuckles and (to growing crowd anticipation) hitting a sick suicide Swanton dive to Messiah – driving them both through the table! More loud “XPW! XPW!” chants from the appreciative audience… Mondo finally rolls over onto Messiah for the referee count, but took too long and only got a 2-count! Messiah pulls himself from the wreckage, and in a daze tries to get back into the ring… Mondo follows… but eats a DDT from Messiah (onto a board of thumbtacks) as soon as he enters the ring… Messiah covers… 1!.. 2!.. KICKOUT! Messiah then grabs “Sick” Nick Mondo and drags him by the head up the ramp, promising to end this once and for all… In a climatic moment, Messiah throws “Sick” Nick Mondo OFF the ramp into the equipment/pyro area below! Mondo CRASHES through more tables and electrical equipment, setting off a torrent of sparks and a quick flicker of power-loss in the arena! “HOLY S***!” chants as Messiah “blesses” Mondo from above… Messiah hops off the ramp, covers, a referee comes over to end the match… 1!.. 2!.. KICKOUT AGAIN! Now Messiah is enraged/confounded – somewhere between Triple H WM27 & Ultimate Warrior WM7… Messiah picks up “Sick” Nick Mondo and drags him back to the ringside area, all the while “praying” and pleading for the “Savior” to appear… Messiah searches under the ring for weapons and comes out with a pair of handcuffs in an ominous moment… Messiah handcuffs “Sick” Nick Mondo around the ring post and then grabs a kendo stick and staple gun… Messiah methodically sets up Mondo for a pulverizing caning – each strike leaving a welt along Mondo’s exposed back and ribs… Messiah gets on the mic and asks him if he has had enough… telling Mondo to quit fighting and let the Holy Ghost in… but “Sick” Nick Mondo SPITS in his face - calls him a pussy - and yells for “MORE”! Messiah gets in one more shot before referees and XPW officials collapse on him, prying him away from Mondo… one of the referees actually gets Mondo’s hands un-cuffed… Messiah misses that part – and comes back to swing the Kendo stick again; unaware that Mondo now has his hands freed… Messiah taunts Mondo further – about to bash him with the stick… Sick” Nick Mondo dares him to try, so Messiah swings with the kendo stick… but “Sick” Nick Mondo moves out of the way at the last moment and kicks the weapon into Messiah’s face! Ref bump! A blood-streaked “Sick” Nick Mondo fights back with the fans cheers behind him… Back in the ring, “Sick” Nick Mondo nails Messiah with the kendo stick a few times in violent retribution… now Mondo has the staple gun! The crowd desperately wants to see Mondo use it… as now Messiah is completely begging away in the corner, pleading for mercy… but Mondo hesitates. Is this what everything has come to? He looks at the staple gun in his hand – discards it – and hits a retreating Messiah with a “Life Cutter” finisher instead! But the ref is slow to gather his senses, when suddenly – THE ARENA LIGHTS GO OUT! When they return – a masked figure is standing in the ring behind a confused “Sick” Nick Mondo! The masked man is wielding a steel chair spray-painted with “Savior of Xtreme” on it – that he uses to BASH Mondo’s skull in! The masked man pulls off the hood to reveal his identity: JOHN ZANDIG!The East Coast stalwart gets BIG TIME West Coast boos, as he joyfully embraces the Messiah! The two combine to double-choke slam Mondo through a pane of glass! Zandig drags the half-dead ref to position – Messiah makes the cover – and earns the victory! Post match, they string Mondo up like Christ and whip his back with strands of barbed wire… then Messiah wipes a bloody handprint of Mondo’s ichor upon the stone martyr statue that sits at ringside as a prop to this match. Zandig has debuted in the Territory Wars in most grisly fashion, with a soldier dedicated to his cause! Winner: MESSIAH ** CUT ** _____________________________________________________________________
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Post by MadStepDad on May 14, 2012 10:32:11 GMT -5
Cut to ringside announce team for the evening: Gordon Solie & Matt Striker Another announcer opening, this time for the TV portion of the broadcast... hype the two title matches we're about to see, hype the PPV, and throw it to ringside for the first match...SCENE of the CRIME! _____________________________________________________________________ ** XPW Woman’s Championship **WENDI RICHTER versus NATALYA NEIDHART(Street Fight) versus First ever Woman’s Street Fight in XPW Remixed history… Both woman in stylish street clothes for this occasion… Natalya jumps outside the ring to attack Wendi to start, but gets kicked and clotheslined from the railing… Wendi Richter actually picks up a quick 2-count for that… fans want chaos and the girls are quick to deliver - Wendi bangs Natalya with a trash can, before rolling her back in the ring. Natalya blocks a catapult and snap suplexes Richter onto the trashcan for a 2 count… Natalya scales the turnbuckles – but Richter is quick to her feet and hits a hurricanrana from the top rope! Natalya flies off the top and crashes into the trash can! Another two count, and Neidhart struggles to her feet…
Wendi chops away and Natalya falls through the ropes… but Richter is relentless, and follows with a Thesz press off the ring apron to the floor! Another two-count! Natalya tries to fight back and grabs a chair, but Richter answers with a fire exstinguisher BLAST! Wendi chases Natalya back into the ring, but gets dropkicked in retaliation… Natalya scoops a trash can lid off the mat, cuffs it like her father would have thrown a discus, and hits a spinning lariat with it! BLANG the trash can lid smashes off Richters head, and that’s the finish! 1!.. 2!.. Kickout! OMGeezy, Richter survives the trash can lid lariat! Natalya is flustered and goes for an Implant Buster-type move, but Richter counters out and hits a springboard bulldog (onto a trash can lid on the mat) for the pin! 1!.. 2!.. 3! Richter retains her title! Winner: WENDI RICHTERPost match, Richter is in the midst of celebrating her victory when suddenly the house lights darken and ominous music begins playing over the arena sound system… a cheer rises up from deep in the bowels of the building, as recognition is immediate… the entrance curtains part to reveal a juggernaut of destruction… introducing to XPW Remixed…AWESOME KONGWendi is horrified to see her, but resolute nonetheless… she doesn’t shirk away and attempts to confront Kong head on… to no avail… Awesome Kong brings bad Karma to Richter – using the assortment of Street Fight weaponry to dominate the smaller champion… Implant Buster… but Kong’s not done! She takes out Natalya with a Samoan drop and another Implant Buster as well! Kong is on a rampage, and the parting shot of the Woman’s championship match is Kong laughing maniacally in the ring – with carnage and fallen bodies around her! ** CUT ** _____________________________________________________________________** XPW Television Championship **GORGEOUS GEORGE (1950) versus MIL MASCARAS (1975) versus RUCKUS (2005) w/ Versus versus The bell rings and Ruckus goes after Gorgeous George right away… but the “Human Orchid” bails from the ring, and flees into the welcoming embrace of his FOCUS entourage… GG sprays perfume on him and Otunga checks his golden locks… classic heat-driven stall tactics here from the bad guys, as Mascaras & Ruckus begin to start the slow-burn between them in the ring… Mascaras puts his hands on his hips and puffs out his chest in a trademark pose, that’s answered by Ruckus throwing his doo-rag in the masked man’s face! Ruckus & Mascaras begin wildly striking each other as the crowd explodes at the burst of activity! Gorgeous George then takes advantage, sliding into the ring behind both of them to attack… but Mascaras & Ruckus are too fast! They dodge his clumsy attempt and come back with a double-back body drop! A double hiptoss! And finally a double dropkick that sends George BACK outside the ring again! This time the hard way! Crowd pops huge, Mascaras begins to play to them… and Ruckus blasts him in the face with a spinning heel kick! Oooo some heat for Ruckus with that hit! Ruckus teases he is on Gorgeous George’s side; urging him to get back in the ring and get Mascaras… but as George reaches the ring apron, Ruckus slingshots him in and hits an inverted DDT! Crowd cheers mightily with every hold or maneuver absorbed by Gorgeous George… Ruckus and Mascaras turn up the temperature with a complicated series of reversals and counters that lead to lighting-fast 2 counts… Ruckus tries to springboard himself off the ropes, but Mascaras catches him with a dropkick first – and Ruckus bounces off the ropes chest-first… Mascaras follows with a running knee to the Ruckus, but gets surprise clotheslined by a recovered Gorgeous George…. Another clothesline takes Mil over the top rope to the arena floor… George poses in the ring… now, Ruckus teases a springboard splash into Gorgeous George in the ring (causing George to cower and hit the deck), but stops himself mid-move and hits a huge springboard moonsault on Mascaras (still standing on the arena floor) instead! “XPW! XPW!” chants… even the beautiful GG was caught up in that impact, tripping over her high-heel shoes and falling on her bum… this of course outrages David Otunga who angrily confronts the combatants at ringside… Ruckus doesn’t take kindly to that and starts exchanging punches with David Otunga! The referee outside now to break up the brawl - which allows David Otunga to crack the large handheld mirror over Ruckus head!
In the ring, Gorgeous George suplexes Mascaras from the apron to the middle of the mat, but only gets a 2 count… Gorgeous George with knee drops and a fist drop to Mascaras, before clamping on the side headlock/chinlock… Mascaras fights back with some chops, but Gorgeous George levels Mascaras with a pull of his hood and reverse neckbreaker… Cover by Gorgeous George but Mascaras kicks out after two again… more posing and arrogant preening from Gorgeous George, before mounting Mascaras and attempting some stiff rights… but now Ruckus is on the ring apron (still trying to recover from the mirror shot)… Mascaras blocks George’s punch with his legs, before twisting him into pinning position… but before the ref can complete the count, Ruckus has springboarded into the ring (OVER the ref) to land on Mascaras with a somersault legdrop and break up the count! Now Gorgeous George bullies Ruckus into the corner, and unleashes a series of chops to Ruckus chest… Gorgeous George attempts a “Skull Crushing Finale” (a move he stole from Miz), but Ruckus reverses out and he and George double clothesline each other in the middle of the ring… George staggers to his feet, and Mascaras hits him with a springboard flying forearm… Ruckus misses a wheel kick on Mascaras, and gets chopped in retaliation… Stinger Splash from Mascaras to Ruckus in the corner… Gorgeous George with a knee to Mascaras from behind… then Ruckus jumps OVER Gorgeous George - flips off Mascaras back (still hunched over) – and takes out Gorgeous George with an improvised Pele kick! Huge pop and “XPW! XPW!” chants for that!
RUCKUS hits a springboard inverted DDT on George but Mascaras breaks up the cover… Ruckus kicks Mascaras in the face and hits a hurricanrana… but turns right around into a Gorgeous George “SCF” for the closest near-fall of the match! Crowd exhaled when Mascaras broke up the count! Gorgeous George wears down Mascaras and taunts the crowd… But he doesn’t see Ruckus until it’s too late, and gets hit with a spinning heel kick off the top rope! Now Ruckus is mocking Gorgeous George… he attempts a Georgie strut, but Mascaras is in with a high-cross body block for 2… the three men do a tower suplex spot from the turnbuckles… Ruckus & Mascaras clash over who gets the pin on George… after a series of finishing moves and counters, Ruckus hits a moonsault legdrop on Gorgeous George… but GG sprays perfume in Ruckus eyes! Mil Mascaras hits a high-cross body to Ruckus and is about to get the pin… but George catches Mil with a kneedrop to the back of his head… and as David Otunga pulls Mascaras from the ring, George crawls over to cover Ruckus! 1!.. 2!.. 3! Gorgeous George steals another one! Winner (and STILL XPW Television champion): GORGEOUS GEORGE WAGNER** MATCH SEGUE ** _____________________________________________________________________ DAVID OTUNGA (w/ GG) versus FRENCH ANGEL (w/ Sammi Lane) w/ vs w/ With the heels finishing strong, we need something to send the fans home happy… with FOCUS pulling off their obnoxious victory celebration, we are thankfully interrupted by none other than the beautiful Sammi Lane and the French Angel (1942)! She burns Otunga on the mic, causing him to turn red in the face with anger and embarrassment… French Angel shows off his “physique” to great cheers while Otunga’s sculptured posing is met only by loud boos! He tries to sneak attack Angel, but gets tossed about in a brief affair… Gorgeous George tries to hold Angel for another blast from GG’s hairspray – but Sammi Lane grabs GG at the last moment, disrupting her shot and sending the blinding mist into Gorgeous George’s eyes instead! Catfight between Sammi & GG! David Otunga is caught in a bad place now! Top rope spin kick to his face by Ruckus! Flying splash off the top rope from Mascaras! Angel catches Otunga with a spinning uranage (similar to a “Black Hole” or “Bossman” Slam) for the finish! TV segment ends with Lane & Angel posing gloriously for the cameras (alongside Mascaras, while Ruckus blows smoke and hangs out with the fans) and Focus is forced to retreat in shame and embarrassment! Winner: FRENCH ANGEL** ROLL CREDITS / FADE OUT ** Buy the muthaphuckkin PPV!!_____________________________________________________________________
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Post by MadStepDad on May 14, 2012 10:32:55 GMT -5
Cut to the ringside announce team for the evening: Gordon Solie & Matt Striker PPV intro! Pyro! Music! Hype! Run down what's transpired so far, and what is yet to come! Throw it to ringside!SCENE of the CRIME!________________________________________________________________________** XPW Tag Team Titles **FABULOUS KANGAROOS (w/ Wild Red Berry) versus DIAMOND DYNASTY (w/ Buddy Rogers & Missy Hyatt) versus NEW AGE OUTLAWS w/ Versus w/ Versus We start with Billy Gunn and FabKang #2 (Roy Heffernan)… Lock up and Gunn hits a shoulder block, so Heffernan immediately retreats to his corner and regroups with Costello & Berry… once they confer (and the crowd boos) we’re back to action… Another lock up and FabKang #2 with a headlock.. FabKang #2 Roy Heffernan fires back with a shoulder block of his own… Gunn responds with a clothesline, back body drop and dropkick that takes FabKang #2 Roy Heffernan out of the ring for good! Tag to Road Dogg and FabKang #1 Al Costello… now Dogg & Costello lock up, while Wild Red Berry, Buddy Rogers & Missy Hyatt (all at ringside) cause a stir… FabKang #1 chops Dogg multiple times, eliciting loud “WHOOOS” with every one… but Road Dogg turns it around and hits a few juke-n-jive jabs to get the crowd going… Road Dogg with a high back body drop on FabKang #1… so FabKang #1 Al Costello goes for the classic “poke to the eye” bit, and takes over the match… but Road Dogg fights back and lands the stanky leg kneedrop for a close pinfall… Tag to Gunn, and thus far the Diamond Dynasty have been completely frozen out of this match… and they do NOT like that one bit… Gunn and Dogg double team FabKang #1 with Billy getting a two count off a double flapjack… finally Missy Hyatt runs in, but gets tossed into FabKang #1 by Billy Gunn! But Riley clobbers Billy Gunn from behind, forcing them all back into the Dynasty corner… finally big Matt Morgan tags himself in at the FabKangs expense, and goes after the New Age Outlaws…
Alex Riley and Road Dogg have a good exchange, with Riley winning and drawing the crowds ire by celebrating early with his beautiful girlfriend Missy Hyatt (circa 1990)… but that allows Dogg to get back into the action and fire off the juke-n-jive jabs and a nice “SUCK IT” towards Hyatt! Pissed off Alex Riley from behind and he knocks Dogg right into the FabKangs corner, where Roy Heffernan (FabKang #2) immediately tags himself in… Riley & the FabKangs have an exchange that culminates with Missy Hyatt entering the ring – accidentally getting splashed in the corner – and plummeting head first into Alex Riley’s crotch on the mat! Big pop for that spot… FabKangs trade spots and hammer Alex Riley with elbows in the corner… finally Alex Riley tags out and big Matt Morgan enters the fray… he immediately hits a double clothesline, and a big takedown on Billy Gunn who ran in after to interfere… Morgan hits the jackhammer elbows in the corner to FabKang #1… Buddy Rogers is positively giddy at ringside, and exchanges a few words with “Wild” Red Berry… Gunn tags himself in and hits a cross-body on both Matt Morgan AND FabKang #1 Al Costello! Fameasser to Morgan and he rolls out… the other FabKang runs in to interfere but takes a double back body drop from NAO who quickly clear the ring, and do their crowd pleasing crotch chop bit…
Gunn with a double DDT on the Fabulous Kangaroos and covers Heffernan for the pin… but the Dynasty enter the fray to break it up… another 3-way donnybrook erupts… Matt Morgan press slams Road Dogg as Billy Gunn jackhammers Riley! FabKangs try to double team Billy Gunn, but Morgan runs through them with a Carbon Footprint! Billy Gunn returns the favor by dropkicking the 7 foot Morgan right in the face from standing position! NAO hoist Morgan into double flapjack position, but the “Blueprint” simply powers out and double clotheslines both! Another Carbon Footprint boot to FabKang #1 Al Costello! But FabKang #2 Roy Heffernan comes from behind Morgan with a jumping neckbreaker… but Morgan kicks out.. Was he even legal? Ref is losing control here. Wild Red Berry & Buddy Rogers are exchanging words again on the outside before escalating into shoves and punches! Refs try to break it up, and Missy Hyatt slides her loaded Gucci purse into the ring for Alex Riley… but Riley accidentally takes out Morgan with the weapon instead! Alex Riley quickly becomes fodder for a New Age Outlaw double-team that takes him out of the equation for good… but as it seems the NAO will win the match, the FabKangs take Gunn out with an American flagpole – before hitting a modified verson of the 3D on Road Dogg! The referee is back in to make the count and FabKang #1 Al Costello pins Road Dogg to retain the titles! Winners (and STILL XPW Tag Team champions): FABULOUS KANGAROOS** CUT ** _________________________________________________________________________** Best of 7 Series ** (Match #4)SAMOA JOE versus BRUNO SAMMARTINO(Submission match) versus Samoa Joe goes on instant offense – tearing out of his corner like a beast un-caged and firing into Bruno with right hands – backing him into the buckles… but Bruno shows why he’s called the Italian Strongman, when he tosses Joe right over the top rope! Joe drags Bruno right on the floor to meet him, and the brawl continues in earnest… both big bodies are just crashing into everything at ringside… Samoa Joe rolls back in the ring calling for Bruno to return… real cocky and disrespectful on Joe’s behalf…
Bruno with a big shoulder block, but Joe counters a second attempt with a drop toehold… the two scramble on the mat, with Joe looking for a submission and Bruno desperately trying to fight out… they brawl back to the ringside area and Samoa Joe starts clearing off the announce table after body slamming Bruno on the floor… Announcers say Joe is just looking to inflict pain here… Samoa Joe pulls Bruno into standing position with him on the table, and attempts a powerbomb… but Bruno counters with a high back body drop that hurls Joe UP and OVER where he lands with a sick THUD on the arena floor full force! “HOLY S***!” chants for that… Bruno drags him back in the ring… Sammartino attempts to lift Samoa Joe into over-the-shoulder backbreaker postion – but Joe counters out… Sammartino earns some space with a series of rocking elbows that sends Joe through the ropes back onto the floor… but when Bruno follows him and attempts a running a charge, Joe catches him with a wicked spinebuster that puts Bruno right through the Spanish announce table! Another “HOLY S***” chant followed by “XPW! XPW!”…
Small but vocal “JOE’S GONNA KILL YOUUUUU” chant that is countered by a much louder call for “BRUUUNOOO!” Joe drags Bruno back in the ring and tries to sink an armbar for the finish… but Bruno fights off the hold and gets to the ropes… so Joe Irish-whips (shout out Danno O’Mahoney!) Bruno with force into the corner... he’s going for the muscle buster/rear naked choke combo! But Bruno slugs himself off the top turnbuckle to safety, catches Joe from behind, and answers with a release German suplex that launches Joe into the center of the ring! Bruno quickly follows Joe to the mat and a scramble ensues… Sammartino is trying to lock in a Texas Cloverleaf, but segues to a knee bar when Joe resists… Joe forces a rope break and rolls to the floor to recover… Bruno follows him though, so Joe (in desperation) grabs a steel chair at ringside… but Bruno beats him to the punch, disarms him of the weapon, and angrily CRACKS it over Joe’s back in retribution! Sammartino tosses the chair aside in disgust (perhaps at his own actions, driven by anger) and rolls back into the ring and waits for Joe… he climbs back in and Bruno pounds him with a Dominator and segues into a Dragon Sleeper attempt! But unbelievably, Joe fights out of that and now Bruno is looking a little shocked… he goes to rebound himself off the rope for a shoulderblock, but Joe counters with another spinebuster out of nowhere! Both men slowly bring themselves to their feet using the ropes.
Samoa Joe with running shining wizard that drives Bruno into the buckles… Joe hits the muscle buster! But when he tries to lock in the rear naked choke, Bruno fights it off… So Joe tries again, but once more Bruno resists… now Samoa Joe is looking frustrated… so Joe rolls from the ring, grabs the chair, brings it back and PASTES Bruno across the back with it! Another shot! Samoa Joe yells, “Stay down!” and absolutely hammers Bruno into the mat with the chair! But Sammartino (fighting on sheer instinct) pulls himself back up using the ropes… This time Samoa Joe hits a vicious chair shot right to the head that drops Bruno where he stood! Bruno is trying to sit up, but keeps falling back… Samoa Joe is yelling, “Stay down! Just die! Stay…down. What is wrong with you?” Bruno tries pulling himself to his feet using Joe as a crutch… but Joe just shakes his head and tosses Bruno’s hand aside… Bruno falls back to the corner… another muscle buster! Bruno is down in the center of the ring, and Joe is yelling “IT’S OVER”! He goes to lock in the rear naked, but with his last burst of energy Bruno instigates a brief scramble on the mat – reverses position – and traps Joe in a desperation arm triangle/choke! It’s in deep! Center of the ring! Crowd intensity rising to a boiling point! Joe is resisting! Trying to reverse! Trying to reach the ropes! But Bruno is holding on for dear LIFE… and Joe finally taps!! JOE TAPS OUT! Bruno has done the near-impossible, coming back from the sheer brink of elimination! Unbelievable! Winner (via arm/triangle choke): BRUNO SAMMARTINO** Best of 7 Series ** Sammartino: 2 / Samoa Joe: 2 _________________________________________________________________________(REAL) KINGS of WRESTLING (w/ Jessica Darlin) versus… ? ? ? w/ Versus Glorious entrance for former XPW Remixed tag team champion (Real) Kings of Wrestling… with Jessica Darlin, the little cupcake on the side, these three form an intriguing trio… Impact Players x10 and they take the ring to massive crowd heat… Gunner looks fierce in the background while Austin Idol takes the mic… Darlin bounces and wraps herself around both of her men… Austin Idol reiterates their greatness, unity, and demands a challenge! (Real) Kings of Wrestling Open Challenge! Who’s man enough to answer the call!? Long pause… no answer… Idol is smug… just then… Introducing to XPW Remixed… MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS!! With a surprising flurry of offense – MCMG come out of thin air to devastate, dominate and frustrate the once great “Kings”… unparalleled quickness and synchronicity not seen in XPW Remixed since the heyday of Generation ME… with the element of surprise in their favor, Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley burst out of the gate with rapid-fire offense that boggles and discombobulates their foes! Jessica Darlin knocked off the apron! Twin missile dropkicks shoot Phil “Gunner” Shatter over the top rope! Austin Idol falls to a vastly complex chain of maneuvers that ends with Sabin and Shelley flying, flip-flopping and crashing into him! Sabin makes the cover while Shelley watches his back! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! MCMG shock the world! The look of absolute astonishment on the faces of the Kings tell the whole story! While MCMG celebrate their arrival, Gunner’s face turns to one of quivering rage… Idol tries to clear the cobwebs from his head… and Jessica Darlin gently weeps… Winners: MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS [debut!!] ** CUT ** _________________________________________________________________________"Married to the Game" Wild, classic XPW Remixed, KotDM-styled madness that plays as the popcorn break between main events… segment starts with the PPV entrance of “Real Deal” Damien Steele and his entourage… he draws the ire of the crowd, talks trash on the mic, and introduces Lord Humongous as the “King of the Death Match” champion! But that announcement not only pisses the crowd off… its starts “Natural Born Killaz” by Dr Dre & Ice Cube blaring through the arena! Enter the OG of Xtreme NEW JACK! With a shopping cart of weaponry in tow, New Jack cuts through the wall of security before him – makes his way into the ring – and goes crazy on Steele & Humongous with hockey sticks, trash can lids, laptops and golf clubs… New Jack takes an elbow from Humongous and uses it as an excuse to bleed… now New Jack is dragging Steele through the crowd, but Lord Humongous attacks him from behind… New Jack head first into the wall… Lord Humongous sets up for a powerbomb off the entrance ramp, but DANNY HAVOC runs in from behind with a steel chair for the save! He follows Steele into the ring, where the XPW Remixed Commissioner is begging off in fear! But just as Havoc is about to complete a swing with the steel chair, Steele pulls Jasmin St Claire in front of him like a human shield! Danny Havoc stops the swing and hesitates for a moment as Steele & St Claire are pleading for mercy… but Lord Humongous is back in the ring! Chokeslam to Havoc! Now Steele & St Claire are giddy and cackling in Havoc’s face. Slap from St Claire! POWERBOMB from Lord Humongous to Danny Havoc OVER the top rope through a table! “XPW! XPW!” LORD HUMONGOUS versus SID VICIOUS(“Powerbomb Challenge”) versus Weedman runs in! POWERBOMB to Weedman! Refs and security are trying to stop the Lords rampage! POWERBOMB to a security official! POWERBOMB to a referee! Damien Steele is reveling in the chaos, grabbing a mic and talking hella trash! When suddenly (amidst the swelling sea of fans chanting his name)… Enter SID VICIOUS!Lord Humongous tries attacking Sid… he and Steele attempt a double team but Vicious counters with a double-clothesline! Jasmin St Claire runs into the scene and Sid catches her around the throat! Steele staggers to his feet and Vicious grabs HIM around the neck with his other hand! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM from Sid Vicious to a huge pop! Lord Humongous to his feet… where… wait for it… Sid sets him up… and hits a POWERBOMB to Lord Humongous! This encounter is over! The fake Lord Humongous rolls from the ring in disgrace as Sid Vicious takes the KotDM belt – looks at it – and holds it aloft triumphantly, declaring HIMSELF the champion! Then he grabs Damien Steele one more time before he can escape… drags him to the entrance ramp… duct tapes him to a table (all the while Steele is comically flailing away and begging for mercy)… Sid Vicious points to the sky where we see New Jack waiting in the wings! BALCONY DIVE from New Jack to Damien Steele through the table!! “HOLY S***!” and “XPW! XPW!” chants abound!! Winner: SID VICIOUS** CUT ** _________________________________________________________________________** XPW Boston Championship **JOHN CENA versus SAMI CALLIHAN (“I Quit” Match) versus w/ Sami Callihan and his troops enter first (including the newly-recruited Madman Pondo)… Callihan has a mic to start, and touts the brilliance of choosing “I Quit” as the stipulation in their match tonight… Callihan points out all the mean, nasty things he can do to Cena tonight – legally… including unequivocal interference from Sam’s flock of Madman Pondo & Thumbtack Jack! This is basically a 3-on-1 handicap match! Sami Callihan gives Cena the opportunity to say “I Quit” right now to avoid the embarrassment… which cues up the opening strains of “My Time Is Now”… enter reigning XPW Boston champion JOHN CENA! Callihan directs his goons on the offense, and Thumbtack Jack jumps from the ring right away to go after the man he just beat on XPW TV… but Cena catches him with a lightning quick FUAA that bends Thumbtack Jack nearly in HALF over the metal guard rail! Sick bump! Cena has the house mic for a very succinct response to Callihan… “Hell no!”
Cena charges the ring and flattens Sami Callihan and Madman Pondo with clotheslines and flying shoulder tackles! Callihan takes a high back body drop from Cena! Cena with a bulldog and sit-out powerbomb on the chubby Madman Pondo! Cena locks in STF on Sami Callihan as the crowd is going crazy! But Thumbtack Jack breaks it up! Thumbtack Jack with a quick suplex on Cena, but Cena dumps Thumbtack Jack to the outside and hits Sami Callihan with two big shoulder blocks and another sit-out powerbomb! Cena with the Five Knuckle Shuffle on Sami Callihan! Cena flips him over for another submission attempt, but MadMan Pondo is back in the ring with an inverted DDT and neckbreaker combo to Cena on a steel chair… Thumbtack Jack then cracks a briefcase over the head of Cena, and repeatedly hammers Cena into the mat with the briefcase… now Sami Callihan and Thumbtack Jack hit a double powerbomb on Cena from the top turnbuckle! They are in full control as the referee asks Cena if he wants to quit. HELL NO…. Cena is tossed outside from the ring and all 3 of the bad guys send him back first into the ring barricade… focusing on the rib injury derived from their original sneak-attack… but Cena still says “NO” when asked to quit… Sami Callihan exposes part of the barricade near the timekeepers area and sends Cena back first into it… But still only gets a loud “NO” from Cena… Sami Callihan and Thumbtack Jack clear the announcers table, while Madman Pondo hits Cena with a TV monitor… Sami drags him to his feet and threatens to put Cena through the last remaining announce table if he doesn’t quit… but that only enrages Cena, and he fights back! Cena socks Thumbtack Jack & Madman Pondo out of the equation, but Sami Callihan sends Cena HARD into the steel ring steps… Sami Callihan gives Cena a vicious spike DDT on top of the ring steps! Once again Sami Callihan puts a mic in Cena’s face – but once again Cena’s only response is “HELL NO”. Sami Callihan directs Thumbtack Jack & Madman Pondo to pick up steel steps and hold them aloft ominously over Cena’s body… Sami will have Cena CRUSHED if he doesn’t quit right now!
Cena tells Sami Callihan to go to hell! So Thumbtack Jack & Madman Pondo SLAM the steps over Cena’s body in a sickening spot! But Cena STILL refuses to quit! So Sami Callihan pulls out a kendo stick and tells the crowd to “shhhhhhh” so they can hear the impact… Thumbtack Jack is holding Cena’s arms back… Sami Callihan tells Cena he now has a weapon and will use it… but Cena tells Sami Callihan he hits like a BITCH! Sami’s face twists into a snarl and he wildly lets the Kendo stick fly – repeatedly pounding Cena in the body and rib area! Cena is screaming out in pain, but still refuses to quit… So Sami Callihan goes crazy again, literally splintering the stick over Cena’s body until there’s nothing left to hold… The referee asks (almost pleadingly) for Cena to quit… but he (barely) says no… Sami Callihan cracks the last of the stick over Cena’s head… close up of the raised welts left upon Cena’s body from the attack… Sami Callihan and Thumbtack Jack slam Cena back first over the steel entrance ramp while Madman Pondo irritates and flips off the crowd… Sami Callihan gives Cena a suplex onto the steel entrance ramp… Still “NO” from Cena… Sami Callihan kicks Cena right in the face, rolling him from the entrance ramp to arena floor… Cena still won’t quit…
Madman Pondo & Thumbtack Jack drape Cena over the camera crane while Sami demands the camera man remove his belt… The man reluctantly does, and now Sami Callihan is looming over Cena with a belt in his hand… Once again Sami Callihan taunts Cena and threatens him with all kinds of ill harm if he refuses to quit… but with his last bit of life, Cena mocks Sami Callihan and gives a weak “You Can’t See Me!” hand wave! Crowd pops huge! Once again Callihan is outraged and lays into Cena with the belt strap… Cena tries to fight back, but Thumbtack Jack & Madman Pondo are holding him down over the crane… The referee asks Cena again, but it’s still “NO”… Sami Callihan drags Cena towards the ring… but Cena fires back with a series of right hands that rock Callihan… his troops charge from the rear, but Cena hiptosses Thumbtack Jack right over the guard rail – and then nearly clotheslines the ugly mullet right off Madman Pondo’s head! Sami Callihan is feeling desperate now, and grabs a steel chair… with Cena momentarily distracted by his minions, Sami CRACKS the chair over his back! Sami Callihan tosses Cena back in the ring and drops him with a russian leg sweep… Sami Callihan sets up the steel chair – wedging it between the top and middle rope… Sami Callihan picks up Cena and launches him HEAD-FIRST through the chair with a sickening SMACK! Callihan tells Cena to quit… but Cena still says no! So Sami Callihan changes his approach, and takes the mic out into the stands – threatening John Cena’s friends and fans!
Sami Callihan finds a young boy wearing a Cena shirt, and asks the kid if he wants Cena to quit… the boy says “NEVER!” This enrages Sami further so he hits Cena off the head with the mic… Sami Callihan gets back in the face of another young Cena fan (a young girl) and tells her SHE is doing this to Cena by not allowing him to say I QUIT! He nearly drives the girl into hysterics, and the crowd heat is growing intense… Sami Callihan again hits Cena on the head with the mic… Sami Callihan pulls Cena through an opening in the steel barrier – and with Cena trapped, grabs another steel chair… in a horrifying visual, Sami Callihan tells Cena (in his best Hannibal Lector fashion) that he can’t win this match and has suffered enough.. but Cena brazenly mocks Sami Callihan again! So Sami Callihan lashes out with the steel chair! Now Thumbtack Jack & Madman Pondo are yelling for Cena to quit too… and suddenly we hear John Cena very clearly over the arena sound-system yell “I QUIT”!!! (!?!?) Cena quits! Sami Callihan is the XPW Boston champion!Winner (and NEW XPW Boston Champion): SAMI CALLIHANSami Callihan, Madman Pondo & Thumbtack Jack celebrate wildly! Sami begins to taunt the crowd… The referee leaves the ring and grabs the XPW Boston Championship… but when he walks by the area where Cena is tenderly removing himself from the wreckage - he notices a small recording device nearby and plays it back… it’s the exact same soundbyte of Cena saying “I QUIT”! Fakery! The referee waves off the decision as the crowd cheers and Sami goes ballistic! The referee restarts the match! Madman Pondo grabs the Boston title and tries to run Cena down… but clobbers Thumbtack Jack by mistake when Cena ducks! FUAA to MadMan Pondo onto a row of steel chairs in the crowd! Nasty bump! Sami Callihan is horrified as Cean is hulking up and surging back to life, anger and vengeance etched upon his face! Callihan grabs the belt to whip Cena again, but to no avail… Sami Callihan tries running away but Cena chases – catches – and whips the crap out of him! FUAA onto the steel ring steps sitting in the center of the ring! Cena immediately follows Sami to the mat and locks in the STFU!! The referee is right in Sami’s face and he cries out “I QUIT” while repeatedly tapping the mat in submission! John Cena has done it! He’s overcome all odds to retain his championship!!Winner (and STILL XPW Boston Champion): JOHN CENA** CUT ** ___________________________________________________________________________** WAR GAMES **SHANE DOUGLAS ©, CHYNA, AD SANTEL, HAKUSHI KURO & JON MOXLEY Versus MIZ ©, HUMAN TORNADO, MILDRED BURKE, SHEAMUS & WILLIAM MULDOON Versus Scott: Decent enough with a lot of guys, albeit unknown guys. This match was laid out to get Sheamus over as a babyface and to continue Shane Douglas’ path to his ultimate goal. Shane’s team was full of pretty jacked up guys, but unfortunately Chyna like dead weight out there in terms of the crowd. Muldoon hadn’t been seen since his face run earlier in the year and Human Tornado was completely new. So the crowd really didn’t give them much heat. Miz is the transitional Champion for Douglas, thus the reason Shane gets the final pin in the match against him. Mildred Burke looked pretty good as always, even getting the Judo Champion Ad Santel to tap. I wonder if the original plan was for Hakushi Kuro to eventually face Thesz for the XPW Title and not what did end up happening. Regardless it gave the crowd something to cheer about. I wonder if Moxley was being pushed down a bit, as he did get two pins but ended up eating a Brogue Kick and wasn’t a factor in the final decision. Shane Douglas, who was starting to gain a following based on the myriad of signs in the crowd, gets the final pin as he and Lizzy Borden stand tall. Either way starts off inspiring. Grade: 4Justin: The Miz/Douglas war rages on here as both men enlisted some interesting partners to back them up. William Muldoon had been on the shelf for over a year and was simply looking for revenge on Hakushi Kuro for putting him there. ”The Solid Man” William Muldoon would snap immediately, just like the old days. Despite being ejected from the cage, Human Tornado was far from done. Chyna would also go down meekly and it is clear that his push was starting to evaporate as the year winds down. As usual with these matches, we got some quick moves that get into a good flow. The fans were really into Human Tornado here and you can see why they turned him into a main eventer He also projected a good image and was believable hanging with the big boys in the match. He seemed more in line than with the lower tier guys. Sheamus was crisp and aggressive as always, shredding through his opponents and looking like a star. Jon Moxley had a good look to him but I think he was in over his head here as he looked lost for most the match. Miz gets a strong spurt but I think he was banged up again at this point and they were trying to protect him. In a way it felt like Miz was being pushed back a level so Douglas and Sheamus could shine as the fresh stars. Burke’s big feat would be forcing Ad Santel to tap out cleanly (but it was before everyone entered the ring, so it didn’t count). You could tell Shane Douglas was being primed for a big push. Sheamus was equally pushed hard as he dropped Moxley with an epic Brogue Kick and was left standing with Douglas taking out Miz The match was good and it truly felt like a changing of the guard on the top of the card. Grade: 4.5Winner: TEAM DOUGLAS** CUT ** _________________________________________________________________________** XPW Championship **LOU THESZ versus JINDER MAHAL
versus w/ Magnificent PPV entrances for both men, climaxing with the chill-inducing walk-out of XPW Champion Lou Thesz… his opponent Jinder Mahal is far removed from the mere Smackdown jobber you may remember him as… Mahal was a strategic part of the WWE’s expansion efforts into India and his rise to World Champion in 2014 cemented him as the greatest Punjabi wrestler of ALL TIME… but Lou Thesz is simply the G.O.A.T… “GREATEST of all time” period… Intense stare down to start as the crowd intensity heightens… words are exchanged, and the two immediately fly into action! Slugfest to start, and Thesz reverses a whip – catches Mahal off the ropes – and locks in a sleeper! But Mahal quickly counters with a low blow to break that up, and hits a surprise electric chair drop! Thesz rebounds quickly, but gets clotheslined to the outside… Jinder Mahal follows him to the floor as the announcers discuss his brutal elimination of former cronies Great Khali and Great Gama… Mahal repeatedly rams Thesz into the guard rail, before GRABBING a beer from a ringside fan in great disgust… filthy American swine! Jinder Mahal splashes the beer in Thesz FACE! Oooooo! That may have been uncalled for, and even Thesz reacts VERY negatively… he immediately fights back, no-sells Mahal, and batters him with clubbing forearms and chest-welting knife edge chops! Thesz rolls Mahal back in the ring and follows, but Mahal is quick to his feet and kicks Lou right in the face as he stepped through the ropes! He catches Thesz on the apron and drops him with a stiff reverse DDT! Thesz bounces hard off the ring apron and crashes to the arena floor… the crowd is absolutely electric right now… Mahal suplexes Thesz back into the ring and gets the matches first 2-count… boots by Mahal and a backbreaker, focusing on the area most susceptible to his Camel Clutch submission… Rear chinlock by Mahal, but Thesz fights to his feet and elbows out… but runs right into a boot from Jinder and a sweet exploder suplex that gets another two count for the challenger… Jinder Mahal argues with the ref over a perceived “slow count”… Raisha Saeed slides a chair into the ring, but Mahal doesn’t use it yet… Jinder Mahal tries to maneuver Thesz into his armbreaker (the same move responsible for many bone breaks in XPW Remixed), but Thesz fights out and counters with a deep arm drag… science from Thesz on display as he takes Mahal down and attempts a variety of submission moves – all expertly countered by Mahal… crowd cheers the exchange… Mahal explodes with a series of fists, clotheslines… and hits a Lou Thesz press for 2! (?!?!?) Mahal tries for a suplex but Thesz rolls through into a kneebar! The same move Frank Mir made Brock Lesnar tap out to in his first UFC fight! But this ain’t the octagon, and Mahal slithers to the ropes for a break! Thesz does release the hold, but immediately snatches Mahal by the foot and drags him back to the center of the ring! He goes to lock in his STF, but Mahal kicks him off – sending Lou through the ropes and hard to the arena floor again… Mahal slides a chair towards Lou as he pulls himself up to the apron… then slide dropkicks the thing into Lou’s face! Mahal suplexes Lou over the top rope back into the ring… but still only 2… Mahal tries to drag Lou to his feet, but Thesz counters with a go-behind and hits a crushing belly-to-back suplex that gives him a few moments to recuperate! Mahal has recovered somewhat and tries a kick, but it is caught by Thesz… Mahal goes for an Enziguiri counter – but Lou ducks and Mahal hits the mat with Thesz still holding his foot… STF from Thesz! But he can’t get the hold in completely, and Mahal scrambles to his feet… Raisha Saeed (a constant distraction at ringside) allows Mahal to dropkick Lou’s ankle - collapsing him back to the mat... Saeed argues with the ref while Mahal uses the steel chair on Lou’s arm, softening him up for the armbreaker! When the refs attention returns to the match, Mahal rams Thesz shoulder first into the turnbuckles! He tries to trap Thesz’ arm in the chair, and stretch him – but somehow Thesz fights out - Mahal accidentaly runs into Raisha Saeed on the apron, taking her OUT - and Lou counters into a DDT! Both men up slowly, but Jinder Mahal still has the chair and takes a homerun swing… Thesz ducks at the last moment – reverses Mahal into a roll-up – and pulls the tights firmly! Crowd cheers and counts along! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Thesz has done it! Jinder is outraged! Thesz retains! Mahal tries to come at him after the match with the chair, but Thesz deftly avoids him – sends him facefirst into the chair with a drop toe hold – and locks the STF on Mahal in the center of the ring! He’s tapping out frantically but there’s nobody left to save him! Thesz holds the lock for an excruciating amount of time, before finally relenting and soaking in the crowds cheers! Holds the XPW Remixed championship aloft as confetti rains down from the arena roof… Thesz promises to be a fighting champion and raise the XPW Remixed title to new levels of glory! Winner (and STILL XPW Remixed champion): LOU THESZ** FADE OUT ** ______________________________________________________________________________CREDITS:SCOTT & JUSTIN: Survivor Series 2003 ______________________________________________________________________________
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