Post by MadStepDad on Mar 26, 2012 10:09:03 GMT -5
** Video flashback footage to XPW Remixed TV Episode #39, and the humiliation of Douglas & Borden at the hands (and feet) of the Miz, Shad Gaspard (w/ Sunny) and the vivacious Sammi Lane - on behalf of her man French Angel who was arrested after allegations made by Lizzy Borden **
Cut to the in-studio (guest) hosts for the show:
SHANE DOUGLAS & LIZZY BORDEN!!!
SHANE DOUGLAS: It’s something that I’m easing myself back into... I set a pretty high bar for myself in my career because I always worked extraordinarily hard at what I did. It never came easy to me. Chris Candido – besides loving him like a little brother – I used to sit and watch him in awe because it was so effortless for him. He could wake up from a nap and go out and have a five-star match. For me, I had to really work hard at it. I think it was part of the work ethic I learned from Dominic DeNucci and Bruno Sammartino, and certainly from Ricky Steamboat and Terry Funk. I always thought the fans deserved the best I can give them. So I wanted to make sure first of all that I wanted to come back. Now that I'm back with the championship belt I NEVER LOST everybody wants to take shots at the throne! But believe me pal, Lizzy & I got something for all of ya! [/color]
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Honky Tonk Man’s
“ICE CREAM PARLOR”[/size][/color]
** FINAL EPISODE **[/size][/color]
HONKY TONK MAN: I knew I was going to get over and draw people, sell tickets! Title or no title. No matter where I was on the card. I knew that because I had perfected my persona. The Honky Tonk thing. I knew that if it didn't work here, it was going to work somewhere else. Of course, WCW -- which was Turner, PerfectlyStraightedge and the Crocketts in Atlanta at the time – chachins’ AWA loves goofy gimmicks - I knew there is a spot there no matter what! I don’t need to put up with this BS in XPW Remixed!!! With it being such a Southern-style thing, the Elvis knock-off character, I knew it would work! If they don't want to use me properly in XPW Remixed, then I would just move on!![/color] (crowd cheers mightily) That's what I was planning on doing… but then I got the opportunity to get the future Territory Wars World champion RIGHT NOW. I ran with it. I'm not tooting my own horn, but I thought I did a pretty good job…
Ladies and gentlemen…
Introducing to XPW Remixed…
The man, the myth, the legend, the “One Man Southern Rock Band”, “Don’t-Call-Me-Rockabilly”, and host of XPW Remixed’s newest talk-show segment…
HEATH FN SLATER!!!
(booooooooooo)
HEATH SLATER: Thank you so much -- it feels awesome!!![/color]
HONKY TONK MAN: Heath actually started in Mobile (Alabama) and Pensacola (Florida) and the South-East, wrestling for the Fullers. Then I took him to Canada for Stu Hart and kind of fine-tuned it there. From there, WWE picked it up and we tweaked it a little bit and it took off [circa 2015ish] Now, I’m taking the “One Man Rock Band” back to the future and we’re gonna “shake-rattle-n-roll” all over XPW Remixed, baby! [/color]
HEATH SLATER: That is absolutely true.[/color]
HONKY TONK MAN: Like Steamboat.. (currently in Rav-P’s WWF) He left the company, stayed gone for 20 years and all of a sudden, he came back with a shirt and tie on and was a supervisor! Oh. Now you're a big shot. I had really, really good matches with Bruno Sammartino & Buddy Rogers (see XPW TV Episodes #5 & #6) and they were very memorable and really good stuff! When they put me with MIZ, I had pretty much been degraded down the card because they were going in a different direction (words dripping with bitter sarcasm) With Heath Slater, I’m planning to put him in a position to take over Lou Thesz’s spot!!![/color]
HEATH SLATER: That is absolutely true. It's thanks to him (shakes Honky’s hand) -- he's been so helpful. Honky Tonk Man has been around so long and done so much for the company, and he's such a good mentor. He gives me such great advice -- I've been applying it all and it's been working so far! [/color]
HONKY TONK MAN: I met so many young guys and gals breaking in the business and helped them along. Made some great relationships with some great people. I was able to go out and have fun again. This business is about having fun and entertaining the people. Not begrudging the fact that you have to get up at seven in the morning and go sit in a building all day. Somebody hands you a script like they do now. I went to ”Fallout Festival”. They handed me a script!! They handed me a script… I said, 'I don't need a script! I know what I need to say!” [/color]
HEATH SLATER: Ring awareness for sure. Etiquette in the locker room. Learning what he's been through in the business and how he's come up -- he tells me I remind him of himself back when he started. There's just so much knowledge there that I can't even list it all.[/color]
HONKY TONK MAN: It's a situation where the young fellows are taken down to Florida. They keep them two or three years and put them in a training camp. But, going to training camp three or four days a week -- you don't learn your craft that way. You don't learn to be a truck driver by going to truck driver's school. You've got to be out there on the highway! But, anyway. It's their business, not mine. I got my own thing to do. I'm an independent and I'm very happy doing what I do. I travel everywhere. Sorry I was a little late answering your call for the Monday show. But the time changed and I got home late last night and I'm not an early riser until Wednesday when I got to leave for Winnipeg on a 7 AM flight. I'll be up in Winnipeg for the next four or five days. I was just up in Northern Minnesota and Wisconsin for four or five days. I stay busy doing what I do and I really enjoy professional wrestling now more than ever because it's fun for me. I get to hang around with young kids and interact with young guys. A lot of the young guys like Heath Slater are very eager to listen and to learn. I don't try to teach ‘em, but I give ‘em a little advice here or there and that's about it![/color]
HEATH SLATER: That's just my inner self. I've always been the center of attention. I've always wanted to be in the spotlight. I've always been that guy that's always stood out. Now that I'm in the wrestling business, it's just my inner core bleeding out, and the only thing I know how to do is just turn it up to 10 and keep going. ”The One Man Southern Rock Band” is in XPW Remixed, and we’re about to RAWK OUT and shake-rattle-n-roll over the entire landscape!!![/color]
** PART II of Heath Slater's inagural "Happy Hour" will continue next time!!! **
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"Fan Cam Footage"[/size][/color]
HUMAN TORNADO versus SABU[/size][/color]
versus
Match actually started as a jobber squash for Human Tornado, allowing for the preceding exchange (see above video)... but suddenly, at the conclusion to "Beat It", Human Tornado was blindsided by an unseen foe unleashing a flying leg lariat (like the clothesline that ended the video segment above)... it's muthaphuckkin SABU and he's NOT happy to be seeing such frivolity in HIS ring!
WTF!?!?!
This was a small XPW Remixed promotional appearance in some off-beat town, that was surprised by the attack of Sabu (in a typical “unscripted” XPW Remixed appearance)… Sabu has resorted to his mid-90’s, borderline mental asylum gimmick, with strong touches of Original Sheik the way he darts around ringside, startling audience members and making them jump… heelish beat down segment on Human Tornado until Sabu finally misses a vaulting Arabian Facebuster attempt, instead crashing down on his own posterior on a steel chair… Human Tornado takes over with his juking-and-jiving corner kicks, and answers an Irish-whip reversal with a stunning backfist “Pimp Slap” that floors Sabu… they do a quick tease on the ring apron, before Human Tornado unleashes a wicked tornado DDT that actually drives both he and Sabu backwards through a table set up at ringside! “XPW! XPW!” Fans cheering, both men roll from the wreckage, Sabu retreating while Tornado makes his way back into the ring to celebrate and dance for the fans… fun little sideshow appearance for surprised XPW viewers…
Winner (by count out): HUMAN TORNADO
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LIZZY BORDEN: I always liked wrestling growing up. I love the drama of it. That's part of the reason I love working for XPW. The drama and story lines in XPW are so much more entertaining than most other wrestling shows. It's a lot more like the WWF than anything else. People always like to compare us to ECW, but we're really more like the WWF, especially in terms of story lines and drama.[/color]
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CHEERLEADER MELISSA (2011) versus NATALYA NEIDHART (debut!!!)
(Guest Ring Announcer: Cyndi Lauper!!!)[/size][/color]
versus
segment ends at 1:35
"Victoria" = Cyndi Lauper
Cyndi Lauper opens the above segment (in place of Victoria in the video clip)… Lauper is more bad-ass and pro-wrestler’ish after Richter’s victory, and Natalya gets the peppy babyface introduction… she runs through her opponent with relative ease, allowing for a brief hope spot from the former Shimmer World champion (Cheerleader Melissa 2011), before finally making her tap out to the Sharpshooter… Natalya’s execution of the move is sterling – definitely the best since Bret’s version… maybe better. Natalya gets the impressive babyface victory to kickstart her career in the XPW Remixed woman’s division… where girls just want to have fun!!!
Winner (by submission): NATALYA NEIDHART
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Segment actually started in Commissioner Damien Steele’s office (with his Lord Humongous henchman and Jasmin St Claire)… he is in joyous conversation with Cali Cripplers coach Ad Santel, with Steele reiterating his cooperation with XPW Remixed president Strangler Lewis and promising ramifications for B-Boy attacking and cementing Adam Pearce (see XPW TV Episode #39)… Ad Santel is happy to offer his support, as always, to the Steele regime and is happy to oblige the little “favor” Steele asked him to take care of tonight… heh heh heh… [/I]
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USO’s & “SHOOTER” TONY JONES (w/ Ad Santel)
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BLKOUT
(Handicap Strap Match)[/size][/color]
vs
Big entrance for XPW Remixed Commissioner (and current KotDM champion) “Real Deal” Damien Steele and his entourage, including Lord Humungous & Jasmin St Claire… another egotistical mic bit where Steele COMPLETELY flip-flops here and goes balls out in his overwhelming support of President Lewis & GDT Inc… what a brown-nosing douche, and the crowd gets it right away – showering them with boos and pelting them with garbage… No conflict, Steele toes the line – and tonight he has some unfinished business from “Fallout Festival” to take care of… cut to video wall where we see still shots of BLKOut’s attempted interference during Steele’s match… a stipulation Steele added said any interference would result in their TERMINATION… this of course kick starts the theme song for BLKOut, and the street rebels make their entrance… but Steele informs them that technically since they didn’t interfere, they won’t be fired… but they will be competing tonight… in a handicap strap match! That announcement is really just a set-up for the now 4-man Cali Cripplers team to jump BLKOut from behind and whip them with belts and straps… This is the Uso brothers, “Shooter” Tony Jones and cruel head coach Ad Santel, who takes Xtreme pleasure in whipping and punishing the BLKOut punks… Announcers say Ad Santel is taking out his frustrations on the BLKOut gang, in retaliation for the act perpetuated by B-Boy and his new crew (see XPW TV Episode #39)… Steele and troops watch at ringside, and get their licks in too… BLKOut never get a chance to get into offensive mode, and the result is somewhat disturbing… with what appears to almost be a legalized lynching of 3 black wrestlers – especially when Santel & Jones hook a strap around Ruckus’ neck like a noose and hang him over the top rope! Big Michael Tarver is double-teamed the entire time by the Uso’s, and winds up eating stereo top rope splashes for his effort… in the end, the only one left is RUCKUS – who gets the big, crowd-pleasing babyface comeback sequence to get the crowd hot… he takes out both Uso’s after a miscommunication… ejects Tony Jones from the ring – and takes to the air to combat the ground-based Ad Santel… but of course, Damien Steele interferes by yanking Ruckus off the top rope by the dog collar… and Lord Humongous finishes Ruckus with a HUGE powerbomb through a table in the middle of the ring! Ad Santel swoops in for the lazy, disrespectful pin and cover… everybody celebrates in the ring...
Winners: CALI CRIPPLERS
** Segue **
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”SHOOTER” TONY JONES versus B-BOY[/size][/color]
versus
The bad guys celebration was abruptly cut short by the sound of GUNFIRE ripping through the arena sound system! Cue “Real Muthaphuckkin Gz” by Eazy-E! It’s B-Boy’s theme song! But where is he??? Bad guys look around anxiously, and Steele gets on the mic to “CUT THE MUSIC” and remind B-Boy that he and his crew have been SUSPENDED! But it doesn’t matter!!! Crowd attention turns to the upper most section of the arena, where we see B-Boy and his boys making their way to the ring! Crowd parts like the Red Sea for a crew of G’d up Mexican East LA Gangbangers! The tension in the building has just ratcheted up to insane levels of heat… B-Boy leads his troops right over the ringside barricade to confront the Cripplers and Steele’s entourage… B-Boy on the mic…
B-BOY: Well like any other kid, you can sometimes choose the wrong choices in life… with me was with the wrong crowd… (gestures to his crew behind him) I was in and out of juvenile hall. I did everything in the book man. And something happened in my life where I had a serious picture of what I was in ya know? Thought to myself “damn man I need to get out the lifestyle” So I got my stuff together and tried to change my past or erase my past ya know… but everyone has a past you can never forget it… I try to stay positive and just go on with what I’m doing day by day. I’m just happy on what I’m doing now and enjoying life as it is. I’ve always been a fan of wrestling ever since I was like 4 yrs old man. So I was always the biggest mark when it came down to it, but never really said anything… I got hooked up with CCW (“Cali Crippler Winners”) by a flyer that was being passed out down here in San Diego. I’ve always dreamed to be a professional wrestler, so I called up the school the next day and the rest was history. But somewhere down the line, after the Shooters Club debacle, everything changed… and here we are…[/color]
Backed up by their respective crews, Ad Santel and former student B-Boy go nose to nose on the mic… this is straight TURF WARS shit… B-Boy is here to offer one final reprieve to Santel and his team before outright warfare breaks out… what happened to Adam Pearce (see XPW TV Episode #39) was just the beginning if you want to test it… but this only INFURIATES Ad Santel who RUNS the West Coast! It is B-Boy and his gang of slam pigs that are the interlopers! Well, well, well… it’s clear this town ain’t big enough for both gangs… flexing, flexing… tension mounting… both teams itching… Steele tugs at his collar now with a hard gulp, full of nerves… Santel offers the final ultimatum… B-Boy tenses for a moment… smirks for the crowd… AND SPITS IN SANTEL’s FACE!!! WE’RE OFF!!! Wild, unrestrained brawl between B-Boy and his 4-man team and the Cripplers! Damien Steele immediately bails from the fight with Jasmin, but orders Lord Humongous to stay behind… these guys are brawling EVERYWHERE! Spilling into the crowd, splitting up and just tearing into each other. B-Boy winds up alone in the ring with Ad Santel, who has fallen to the mat clutching his hamstring… he tries to beg off from B-Boy to no avail… “Shooter” Tony Jones tries to get in the ring… Lord Humongous is now behind B-Boy to grab him… but BLKOut are back in the ring now! Ruckus & Sabian take out Lord Humongous! B-Boy is left alone with “Shooter” Tony Jones and proceeds to straight eviscerate the guy… brutal stiff strikes and torturous submission holds leave him broken and beaten… he puts Jones in a Labell Lock and he starts tapping immediately… but B-Boy doesn’t release the hold until tendons are ripped and bones are SNAPPED! B-Boy is yelling right at Ad Santel, ringside, watching the massacre! With the mess of security & BLKOut members at ringside, Ad Santel can only watch as "Shooter" Tony Jones gets the cement/dead fish treatment!!!
Winner (by submission): B-BOY
On the mic for the close, B-Boy says SCREW the fines and suspensions, he’s going to run through the Cali Cripplers and take them ALL out one-by-one! Until he gets his hands on Ad Santel once and for all! Ad Santel promises revenge and flees the scene to regroup… meanwhile, the rest of the crew & BLKOut are ushered backstage by security…
B-BOY: To all workers, all I can say is keep faith…. Hard for a lot of people out here working and stuff, but keep faith! If you really want it the opportunity will come, just got to let it come. To promotions, Commissioner Steele, Ad Santel… remember this: we are indy workers working for indy feds! Always remember to take care of the boys as well as the fans… or WE’LL take care of YOU! To the fans - thanks for the support! B-Boy comes to you raw and comes at you from the heart! I go out to perform to the best of my abilities and excite the fans and it’s like this… like me or don’t like me, but you damn well will respect me!!! Always keep it real!!![/color]
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
A peek into the furious locker room of the Cali Cripplers... Adam Pearce will be returning on the next XPW TV Episode and he aims to end this turf war once and for all... steely-eyed, intense promo from "Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce where he challenges B-BOY to a "LOSER LEAVES XPW REMIXED MATCH" on the next XPW TV Episode! It's do or die time, punk! Ad Santel runs the muthaphuckkin West Coast!!![/i][/color]
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LIZZY BORDEN: Our federation has been promoting shows for a little over a year now. Our one year anniversary show was at the L.A Sports Arena. We started doing shows at the Reseda County Club, but we outgrew that. Then we moved to the Palace in Hollywood, but we outgrew that, too. The L.A Sports Arena is huge, but we are drawing more fans than ever there, so we're very happy.[/color]
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"XTREMISM BLEEDS RED, WHITE & BLUE"[/size][/color]
Japanese madman Atsushi Onita opens the show... black leather jacket, smoking cigarette and muthaphuckkin tranquilizer gun in hand... he cuts an angry heel promo, touting the original Japanese Ultra-violence culture, and insults pale, weak Americans who have attempted to subjugate the culture ever since.
Suddenly - this draws forth from the locker room DANNY HAVOC! The Ultra-violet underground legend emerges to answer the call, appeal to the masses, and bleed buckets of red, white and blue...
DANNY HAVOC: To be honest, there is really NO viable reason to stay involved in professional independent deathmatch wrestling in America. You make very little money—just enough to justify it to yourself, but certainly not enough to deflect the ridiculous cost of hospitalization if you’re unlucky enough to get hurt. The risk of injury is obviously very high…increasingly so, as fans (and even wrestlers, themselves) are demanding more and more “danger” all the time. There’s constant drama, a lot of assholes, and the fans seem to be more and more unappreciative. So why do we do this?
[/color](crowd cheers "XPW! XPW!")
Well, I can only speak for myself, obviously…but to quote the title of a rather awful movie, I do it “for love of the game.” Were we in Japan, we could be doing this for a living. To my understanding, Japanese indy wrestlers manage to ply their trade for a living. Here in the good ol’ U.S. of A, unfortunately, we’re relegated to doing it as a poorly-reimbursed supplemental job on the weekends…little better than a hobby. And let me tell you, it sucks. But goddammit…that’s the way it is. And I LOVE being a deathmatch wrestler. And eventually, more than likely, something terrible will happen to me, and I’ll be forced to walk away, just like my friends. I wish that it was a more mainstream-accepted form of entertainment, so that we could be better-paid and more respected, but that’s unfortunately not the way of things right now in this country. So, short of moving to Japan—and I realize that, even if I did that, I’d have to get a helluva lot better to excel in this business over there—I have to live with the fact that, in order to do what I want to do, I’m going to have to deal with a lot of bullshit. And I will. And I do. Starting right here, right now with YOU, Onita!!!
** DING DING DING!!! **
ATSUSHI ONITA versus DANNY HAVOC[/size][/color]
versus
In an amazingly dangerous stunt, Onita actually fires the tranquilizer dart at Danny Havoc as he climbs into the ring! Fortunately Havoc is carrying a thick wooden slab that he uses to BLOCK the dark in a big “oooo” moment for the crowd… he then CHUCKS the slab at Onita’s head and we’re off… after the exciting start we brawl back and forth with Onita ultimately taking advantage and proving to be the big, bad, Xtreme elder statesman that he is… Havoc is the “never-say-die” underdog from America’s hardcore hometown of Cylinder Iowa (snicker)… after absorbing some Xtreme bumps, Havoc counters a top rope powerbomb attempt from Onita into a pseudo-X Factor, that drives Onita face-first through a burning table in the ring! (“HOLY S***! And “XPW!” chants for that finish)… Havoc earns the bloody win, and winds up leaning into the crowd for support where someone drapes an American flag over his chest… it inspires Danny to grab a mic and go berserk with his own off-the-cuff “shoot rant”. He reps for American Xtremism, and even shouts-out former XPW KotDM champion Nick Gage… Havoc finishes by calling Damien Steele out for “pussyfying up the KotDM title” and demanding a title shot! Crowd cheers!
Winner: DANNY HAVOC
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Words from evil genius The Grand Wizard backstage... he says he has a business arrangement with "Wild" Red Berry and wishes him all the luck in his tag team title defense later tonight... and on the next XPW TV Episode, Mr Berry has promised a BIG challenge for TGW's old "friend" (aka "bitter blood enemy") Jon Moxley in a "MitB" Qualifying match... in return, TGW's man KEN PATERA will be tangling with the Celtic Warrior Sheamus in another "Money-in-the-Bank" Qualifying match! All on the next XPW TV Episode! But for now, TGW is more than content to let Abdullah the Butcher & Original Sheik handle their issues on their own... because he's got money to count...[/i][/color]
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ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER versus THE SHEIK
(Xtreme Rulez Match from JAPAN!!!)[/size][/color]
versus
"Winner": ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER
After stating he held no allegiance towards any one of his particular clients, The Grand Wizard none the less sent reinforcements to the ring at the end of the match to attack Abdullah the Butcher (see above)... he is one of TGW's Anonymous Japanese henchmen, more of a bigger deal THERE than over here... so too is the man who comes to Abdullah's aid to finish the bout.... the names are inconsenquential, what matters is TGW's decision to NIX his working relationship with Abdullah the Butcher and stay the course with former KotDM champion OG Sheik... meanwhile Abdullah the Butcher has been turned "babyface" in the Land of the Rising Sun...[/color]
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GEORGE CALLS OUT MIZ ON TV SHOWS[/size][/color]
Taking the role of “Television Champion” literally, Gorgeous George and his “Focus” entourage (including media magnate David Otunga 2014) have been making the late night cable rounds… They’ve been hitting up every late night talk show on the circuit to promote Gorgeous George’s comeback and Territory Wars debut… After his “magnificent debut” (aka critical flop) @ Fallout Festival, Gorgeous George will be officially debuting in action at the next XPW Remixed PPV SuperShow “Night of the Champions II”… now everybody has been asking WHO will be George’s opponent for his debut match? Will he squash a ham-n-egger? Has Otunga secured an opponent’s contract? Well during his TV rounds Gorgeous George has made it abundantly clear who he wants his opponent to be, as he has been ABSOLUTELY TRASHING THE MIZ!! You see, Gorgeous George IS Hollywood and MADE TV… not made FOR tv! The Miz is a poseur, a wanksta and he’s holding Gorgeous George’s belt! The Miz has yet to respond, aside from vague sarcastic tweets, but fans are told to expect something big on the next XPW TV Episode…
Gorgeous George is the uncrowned champion of all Television!!!
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** BACKSTAGE SKIT **
Mildred Burke is seen meeting with Ed "Strangler" Lewis, who has some unfortunate news to tell her... despite all their finest finagling, Burke's original contract is iron-clad. Which means for an entire duration of at least 365 days, Mildred Burke is BANNED from competing against other females in sanctioned competition... so Mildred Burke is given a choice: A) accept a managerial license and wait out the rest of the 365 day clause... or B) continue active competition, but it won't be against women... Burke is given time to make her decision...[/i][/color]
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** XPW Woman’s Championship **[/size][/color]
WENDI RICHTER © versus ANNIE SOCIAL[/size][/color]
versus
Solid little exchange that serves to satisfy both the fans of woman’s wrestling, and those who seek some minor titillation… announcers put over both competitors, and say this is Annie Social’s one-on-one rematch from Fallout Festival… Richter plays fair, but when Annie Social ups the antes with hair pulls and treacherous stuff like that, Wendi brings the brawl too… in the end Richter misses a Rocker Dropper, Annie Social tries to wrap her up in a Skull-Crushing Finale, but Richter kicks OFF the turnbuckles and winds up on top of Social in bridge position! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Richter retains, with shades of her first Wrestlemania victory!
Winner (and STILL XPW Remixed Woman’s champion): WENDI RICHTER
Post match after the celebration, Annie Social is bitchy and upset… and declines the handshake of mutual respect, marching backstage defiantly instead… no big deal, Richter celebrates with the belt and the fans as her manager and #1 fan Cyndi Lauper regales us with another live performance!!! This is Cyndi's second appearence of the night, and she's brought along a musical guest... also, XPW Remixed's NEWEST female fighting sensation NATALYA NEIDHART as well, who claps politely and acknowledges champion Wendi Richter and her belt...
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LIZZY BORDEN: Its better than most of the other stuff out there. It's hardcore action, it's comedy, it's beautiful girls. Some fans of wrestling watch every show they can. In L.A our show is on KJLA and it airs Saturdays at midnight. From 10 to 11 they air the WWF's Jakked. From 11 to 12 they air ECW. And from 12 to 1 they air us, so fans get three hours of wrestling on a Saturday night. We used to be at 11 P.M butt since we were more violent and sexual and just more extreme than ECW, the station switched our timeslot. But we attract a lot of people to our shows who aren't wrestling fans and kind of make fans out of them. They come for the girls or the violence, or whatever. Mainly for the girls! (Smiles) [/color]
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Locker room promo from the (Real) Kings of Wrestling, all three of them still glistening with sweat... they cut an intense promo saying they're all on the same page... until Jessica Darlin starts her whiny Southern drawl complaining about something at the end and they all start bickering...
Cut to the locker room of the XPW Remixed tag team champion Fabulous Kangaroos, with their manager "Wild" Red Berry... the bodyguard Bam Bam Bigelow lurks in the background as well... Berry cuts a brief promo about the "gentleman's agreement" he has with The Grand Wizard (see XPW TV Episode #39), and now with the (Real) Kings of Wrestling as well - who will contest the following match under scientific rules... [/i][/color]
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** XPW Tag Team Championship **[/size][/color]
FABULOUS KANGAROOS © (w/ “Wild” Red Berry)
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(Real) Kings of Wrestling (w/ Jessica Darlin)[/size][/color]
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“Wild” Red Berry – manager of the new tag team champion Fabulous Kangaroos – has promised a scientific affair here, between two of the “most over babyface teams in the world!” Although he has ALSO made a few snide, tongue-in-cheek jokes about Jessica Darlin “choking” and “screwing” the (Real) Kings of Wrestling team... FabKang #1 Al Costello starts with Phil “Gunner” Shatter (2013) and they lock-up... crowd is already booing both teams and chanting "We Want Tables!". So the two teams start slugging it out, and drag it out through the crowd area. So now even the cynical fans are getting emotionally involved in the match... (Real) Kings of Wrestling dominate the early going, and Jessica Darlin prances and preens at ringside, rubbing it all in Berry’s angry screw-face... FabKang #2 Roy Heffernan and Austin Idol are brawling by the fans, and Jessica Darlin actually successfully interferes on her teams behalf... “flashing” the FabKang, causing him to be dropped CROTCH FIRST on the steel guard rail by Idol! Then he and Jessica Darlin team up to slide Heffernan the rest of the way down the guardrail! Big pop for that one!
FabKangs make the big comeback, and another “we want tables!” chant breaks out. So the two teams oblige. The FabKangs actually wind up double-suplexing Shatter OFF the steel ring steps THROUGH a table at ringside! “HOLY S***” chants for that. Still unable to get a pin though... Idol double clotheslines the FabKangs, and the (Real) Kings of Wrestling hit an old fashioned, Pitbulls-styled superbomb off the top rope on Fab Kang #1 Al Costello! “XPW” chants for that! But “Wild” Red Berry stops the refs count, and things are no long civil between the two teams. Now Jessica Darlin is squawking at Berry ringside, as he waves his cane angrily. Austin Idol hits a neck breaker on Heffernan but can’t get the 3. Gunner comes into the ring with a steel chair! Al Costello has a steel chair too! The ref just got taken out! OMG now “Wild” Red Berry & Jessica Darlin are in the ring! Phil Shatter takes a might steel chair SWING at Berry’s head! But the wily manager drops out of the way just in time and JESSICA DARLIN GETS HIT WITH A STEEL CHAIR! Oooooooooo! Shatter just clobbered Darlin with a steel chair, and drops the weapon in stunned embarrassment! Darlin is DOWN and Austin Idol is AGHAST! Steel chairs and tables and fists everywhere! All 4-men are brawling so wildly – without a referee – the match has to be called off on account of sudden anarchy! This is insane! Austin Idol winds up scooping Jessica Darlin in his arms, ala Hulk Hogan/Elizabeth and rushing her backstage – leaving Phil “Gunner” Shatter to eat a FabKang-version of a 3D through a table in the ring! FabKangs still have the belts!
Winners: NONE (no finish)
** CUT **
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SHANE DOUGLAS: The reason I went public is that I felt very strongly that if I tried to hush this up, it would inevitably leak out at some point, thereby giving the impression that this was something that I was embarrassed of. It’s not something I’m proud of, but I don’t hide my head in shame! I felt very strongly that if I spoke openly about it [the conspiracy to discredit Douglas' orginal XPW title reign][/i] that maybe there might be other people out there that would be able to find a path it took me five years to find! Since I’ve done that I’ve had scores of people come up to me and tell me that after reading my story it helped open their eyes. So from that sense I’m very proud of it![/color]
We are in the midst of our show-closing rant from Shane Douglas promising to make a declaration on the next XPW TV Episode… when we’re drawn to a disturbance off camera… oh my, that’s SUNNY & SHAD GASPARD crashing the XPW Online set! An angry, shouting confrontation takes place between Sunny & Lizzy Borden while their men swear and look hard behind them! This is starting to look like the set of the Jerry Springer show, as waves of XPW security personnel separate the two parties… Sunny is telling Lizzy this is HER show and all kinds of stuff… but THAT arguing point draws ANOTHER figure into the fray… the slight (yet highly curvaceous) SAMMI LANE! The ORIGINAL host of XPW Online!
[/color]Sammi Lane with the teddy bear gifted to her by French Angel
She’s quick to remind both Sunny & Lizzy of that fact, before chewing out Lizzy for her false allegations against Angel – saying her man Maurice Tillet (aka “French Angel”) will be back on the next XPW TV! And they’ve got a challenge… something that perks the ears of all quarrelling parties… XPW Remixed management loves ménage-a-trois with 3 beautiful women and something on the line… so on the next XPW TV Episode there will be a 3-way Intergender Tag-Team match… a prelude to “Night of Champions II”, if you will… Sunny & Shad G vs Lizzy & Shane D vs… Sammi Lane & French Angel! Winning team becomes the NEW & PERMANENT hosts of XPW ONLINE!!!! The news causes everybody to erupt with more shouting, and when Lizzy & Sunny start pulling hair, wild flailing and flinging too… the boys try to pry their woman apart while Sammi Lane just giggles to herself, twirls her hair and exits the scene! 3-Way Tag Team match with the right to be called XPW Online HOSTS!!! NEXT XPW TV!!![/color]
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed presents...[/size][/color]
** XPW Championship **
Lou Thesz © versus "Sick" Nick Mondo (2002) / or Ezekiel Jackson (2012)
** Money-in-the-Bank Ladder Match **
Gorgeous George debut match!!!
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CREDITS:
HEATH SLATER: WWE NXT Interview (3/12/10)
HONKY TONK MAN: Wrestling inc interview April 02, 2012
B-BOY: SoCal Uncensored interview (2001)
DANNY HAVOC: Tripod Blog ("Insane Lane" 10/22/08)
LIZZY BORDEN: RedHotDivas.com interview (October 2000)
SHANE DOUGLAS: Baltimore Sun (9/18/09)
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