Leo
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Post by Leo on Jun 21, 2021 16:21:27 GMT -5
Continental Championship Wrestling Supplemental 4: A Confederacy of Dunces
Eli Drake pulls up to the Andy Kaufman Studios in a rented car. He hides his bloodshot eyes behind a pair of sunglasses. A large breasted bimbo is in the passenger seat.
ED: What was your name again?
The woman says Darla.
ED: Alright, Darla, chill here and then I’ll give you another ride on the gravy train, yeah.
Drake gets out and walks in. He goes into the office area, which appears deserted. He finds Andy Kaufman in his office with Col. Robert Fuller. Kaufman is smiling like a Cheshire cat.
AK: Thank you for coming in today.
ED: Cut the crap. I’ve got a Waffle House waitress out in the car. You’ve got five minutes.
Fuller spins a folder around filled with papers and points to the top one. Drake half reads it.
RF: GWA took you in the expansion draft, but they never opened. Meaning they never picked up your contract.
ED: Those dummies paid it. I’ve been sitting at home making money for nothing for four months.
RF: True, but they essentially paid you for the contract you had with us since they never signed you.
AK: Meaning you owe us four months for free and we’re claiming it or we sue.
Drake pitches the folder back at Kaufman, who catches it with a start.
ED: Sue me with what and for what. You’ve got nothing and I’ve got nothing.
AK: They we’re perfect for each other. You can keep sitting at home and let the people forget about you a little more each day, or you can get back on television and work.
Drake stands up.
ED: If you’re going to use me, you better use me.
Drake then walks out as we fade.
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rick54
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Post by rick54 on Jun 22, 2021 13:52:29 GMT -5
Ha Ha. Oh yea you'll be used alright. Another good one.
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