Post by MadStepDad on Jun 22, 2016 17:46:24 GMT -5
** BCCW has 5 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
** BCCW is a fight-fiction arena that blends the stylistics of Lucha Underground with UFC Fight Night: McGregor vs Siver from Boston. **
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel. Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent Renee Young (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns, or MSD himself on this very show). **
** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
w/ GM Shane McMahon
Commissioner Foley
& Backstage Correspondent / Postfight Analyst: Renee Young!
NOW!
BCCW TV Episode #78 [Dark Knight Rises]
San Francisco
Attendance: 16,745
Theme Song: "California" by Colonel Loud
[Original Airdate: Mid April 2016]
-- Lucha Underground'esque opening segment focusing on the rise of MIL MUERTES and his demonic temptress Catrina... now they will bring the head & soul of HW Frank Sexton back with them to the Abyss!! --
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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"The GUY versus The MAN"
Entrance & Theme of Roman Reigns 2016 (BCCW-Heel version). Reigns cuts a too-cool-for-school promo on being a Mercenary looking to cash in. He retorts to all the online social media barbs from Flair's BCCW-manager Strangler Lewis, and declares solvency in relation to the $25k retainer Strangler Lewis has demanded to ensure Flair's arrival in Oakland for Night of Champions 2016! Reigns has the balls & the bank to back his big talk... now do Flair & Strangler Lewis?? Put your $$ where your mouth is! Roman Reigns is still waiting for the "champs" official response...
-- Roman Reigns (2016) vs. LAX Hernandez (2006) TONIGHT! Stay tuned!! --
** Cut 2 commercial **
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-- "Money-in-the-Bank Qualifying Bout" --
Sheamus def. JBL vs. Bray Wyatt
[Heavyweight Triple Threat]
Next few segments appear to occur in rapid-fire, in classic Attitude-era fashion. The Heavyweight melee between Sheamus/JBL/Bray Wyatt (all with their own incorporated backstory) is quickly overtaken by the arrival of a rampaging Nikita Koloff - who has major beef with both sides of the Bray Wyatt vs JBL feud. The ensuing altercation is so extraneous, there is nothing the ref can do other than order a "countout" victory for Sheamus - the only guy NOT involved in actual battle! So Sheamus (a former MitB winner himself) is back in the game for 2016 in the cheapest way possible! God Bless America!
But wait! Cue the Entrance & Theme of a very familiar Babyface BCCW... STEVE "Crusher" CASEY! "Ireland's Toughest Athlete" has some choice fighting-words for the coward Sheamus and soon we have an impromptu challenge between the two of them... with Sheamus' newly-won MitB slot (and replica suitcase) on the line!
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-- "Money-in-the-Bank" Qualify Match --
Sheamus (2016) vs. Steve "Crusher" Casey (1942)
[Heavyweight Bout]
The shared history between these two in BCCW is cause for major attraction everytime they lock horns. Tonight is no exception! After quickly overwhelming Sheamus to the roaring crowds approval, Crusher Casey is distracted by the ravishing Russian LANA and struck from behind by Ivan Koloff! The fix is in, as ex-League of Nation cohorts Ivan & Sheamus appear to be working together to retain Sheamus' slot & replica suitcase!.... but NO! Instead, when the coast is clear, Ivan Koloff WHACKS Sheamus in the back of the head with his own replica MitB suitcase and takes off with it! What the heck?? Ivan Koloff & Lana are fleeing the building with the MitB replica briefcase!
Madness, insanity & in-fighting is all the result of a one-in-a-million Championship shot in the "Money-in-the-Bank" Ladder Match @ Night of Champions 2016! Stay tuned!!
** Cut 2 Commercial **
-- in a backstage interlude, Commissioner Foley addresses the raging Sheamus by declaring all THREE of them the victors and including them ALL in the MitB ladder match! Commissioner Foley loves the dysfunction and is betting the fans will too! Crusher Casey, Sheamus & Ivan Koloff in the upcoming BCCW MitB match @ "Night of Champions 2016!"" --
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Neville (2016) def. "Masshole" Mike McCarthy
def. Antonio "Promise" Thomas (w/ Martel & Roselli)
def. Tommaso Ciampa
[Middleweight Gauntlet Match]
Highly-impressive victory for Neville (especially with the heightened odds) that current MW-Champion Eddie Edwards has no choice but applaud Neville on the Entrance ramp. The proud Neville takes that as his cue to extend his challenge towards Edwards for a Diehard Dream Bout @ "Night of Champions 2016!" For the Middleweight Championship! Big pop as both men exchange handshakes of respect and stern glares! It's going down @ "Night of Champions 2016!"
NEVILLE is in BCCW to take over the Flyweight Division!
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"Graveyard of the Gods"
Video review of the heinous sneak attack perpetuated by Muertes & Catrina upon HW Champion Frank Sexton last BCCW TV Episode. Entrance & Theme of "Powerhouse" Sexton © himself to call out Muertes and his Mistress of Death TONIGHT!! Instead - we get the Entrance & Theme of "Sicilian Psychopath" Tomasso Ciampa, who has some choice words of his own for ex-stablemate Sexton. TCiampa wants a HW title rematch RIGHT NOW! Sexton is more than happy to oblige, and a brawl is quickly underway... but of course it's all a vile set-up when Catrina appears rolling a casket to ringside. Emerging from the coffin in a fiery flash to destroy Sexton, is Mil Muertes himself! The only mild twist comes when TCiampa attempts to buy-in, to Catrina & Muertes amusement. Mil Muertes quickly turns on TCiampa with the instincts of a Viper and lays him out too to end the segment! Mil Muertes & Catrina have no fear or compassion for anybody in BCCW!
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Apollo Crews (2017) vs. Kofi Kingston (2017)
[Future Previews Bout]
Another intriguing match-up that we will see plenty of times on WWE TV in the future, but remember - you "saw" it here in BCCW first! This is an off-shoot of the long-standing & contentious feud between Doom 2.0 & BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Champions The New Day ©. They are scheduled for another go-around at "Night of Champions 2016" and this bout helps build up to the inevitable. But in this case, mass confusion & chaos reigns again when Doom 2.0 manager WOMAN (circa 1990) gets involved with tables & chairs for use by her team. But surprise of all surprises - the nefarious Woman is countered by the unforeseen arrival of LITA (circa 2001) and her Hardy Boy backups! With *LADDERS!!* WHAM! SLAM! JAM! Lita-rana takes Woman out! Leapfrog Legdrop from Matt Hardy to a prone Apollo Crews! Culminates with an explosive SWANTON DIVE from Jeff Hardy - off the ladder - onto Xavier Woods through a table! The crowd is going CRAZY and chanting their names! The Hardy Boyz (circa 2001) are blazing up the BCCW ranks! So hot, so hard & so fast - that Commissioner Foley has no recourse but to answer the fans demand and -- insert the Hardy Boyz into the TLC Match for the 6-Man Tag Team Titles @ "Night of Champions 2016!! -- OMGeezy! Giant pop! The Hardy Boyz are getting a BCCW title shot! Will Lita be the first woman to co-hold an historically "male-only" title?? Stay tuned to "Night of Champions" from Oakland CA to find out!!
The Hardy Boyz are going to "Night of Champions 2016"... and bringing ladders!!
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"Superstar meet... the Destroyer!!"
“I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour.”
"I have to be honest. At first, I wouldn't even think that he would consider it. Then again, with fighting, you never know who's going to come over and do it. So when I heard training, I was like more power to him. Because a lot of these guys come in here and they have no experience either. But they take two jiu-jitsu classes, dye their hair blonde, and they're automatically stepping into the fight industry. I'm completely open to fighting him! When you get in that cage and start throwing punches, the friendship goes out the window in a minute. Because if we were to have a fight, we would have to close that cage door, and try to beat each other up!"
[World Wrestling Insanity Interview, 2010]
Bobby Lashley challenges Superstar Graham to a bout @ "Night of Champions 2016", with Heavyweight division ramifications!!
Another Fight-Fiction #DreamMatch from the masters of the craft - BCCW! Stay tuned!!
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Roman Reigns (2016) def. LAX Hernandez (2006)
[Heavyweight Bout]
Muscle-bound main event between the BCCW "Heel" version of Reigns and the anti-hero LAX Hernandez (himself part of the Houston Heat triumvirate in BCCW). After a Superman punch / Spear combo lays Hernandez out for the pin, the *real* fireworks begin in this segment...
None other than STRANGLER LEWIS himself appears on the Entrance Ramp to formally *accept* the Title challenge on behalf of World Champion Ric Flair! But not before delivering a message from the Champ himself, in the form of a brutal 4 Horseman-styled beatdown! OMGeezy Ric Flair © really IS in the building tonight, and he's laying expensive leather loafers upside Reigns head! Alongside his constant BCCW companion Adam Cole (2016) they orchestrate a massive stomping that has the already-raucous BCCW crowd going BONKERS! Chants of "FLAIR!" and "MVP!" abound! It seems Ric Flair ©, the Dirtiest Player in the Game, is getting a rousing ovation from the crowd because his Heel-mechanizations are being perpetuated upon somebody (Reigns) they dislike more than anything! So Flair, the defending World Champion, will no doubt be a Babyface-by-Default come "Night of Champions 2016!"
WHOOOOOOO! Ric Flair is the real WORLD Champion and he's coming back to BCCW at "Night of Champions 2016" to leave his mark on the "Roman Empire!" Stay tuned!!
[Fade Out]
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