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WWF Presents: Fastlane
City: Chicago, Illnois
Venue: United Center
Announcers: Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
- We get a special promo with the voice promoting Fastlane! This is where we hit the accelerator to the floor and we head on the Fastlane to STARRCADE!
- The show opens with all the fireworks like always. The crowd is live and they are VERY pro CM Punk!
- The fans are loud and they are excited for some WWF Action tonight.
- They waste absolutely no time and we head to the ring for our first match of the night.
Winner gets a shot at either IC or US Title at Starrcade
Bad News Barrett
vs
Razor Ramon
This is a strictly stiff contest between two heavy hitters. We get a lot of good action in this match. BNB comes out first and the crowd is letting him have it, after he makes his entrance here comes The Bad Guy Razor Ramon he has the gold chains, the toothpick, and the gold vest on. He enters the ring and BNB quickly begins putting the boots to him. BNB with some stiff right hands across the back of Razor. He can't even get his vest or chains off as BNB throws him down with a vicious body slam. BNB begins choking Razor with those chains, but the referee pulls BNB off of Razor as he finally gets his gear off, but as soon as he gets to his feet a boot across the face knocks Razor back on the mat. BNB runs the ropes and drops an elbow across the chest. It gets a 2 count as Razor is using the ropes to get back to his feet and we see BNB grab Razor by his hair and then drops him with another suplex hard on the mat. BNB is controlling this match as soon as the bell rang. Razor is in a bad way here as Barrett picks him and throws him into the corner. BNB comes charging into the turnbuckle but a boot to the face by Razor. BNB is holding his jaw as we see Razor climb the second rope he leaps from that rope and he drops BNB with a Bulldog from the second rope. 1....2...shoulder up by BNB. Razor picks up BNB and drops him with a belly to back suplex from the top rope and BNB takes a nasty spill. Razor makes a cover. 1.....2....kickout again. BNB won't give it up here, as Razor is doing all he can to win this belt. They are laying it all on the line here tonight. We see both men are giving it all that they got tonight. Razor grabs BNB for the Fallaway Slam and he drops him with it. BNB is laid out and Razor is going to put him away for good now. He grabs BNB for the Razor's Edge. He lifts him in the air, but BNB squirms out of the hold. Razor turns around and BULLHAMMER to Razor Ramon! 1......2.....foot on the bottom rope! BNB is throwing a fit about him getting on the ropes. BNB shows this time he is going for it again. He takes off his elbow pad and throws it into the crowd. It instantly gets thrown back at him but BNB doesn't care though. He is waiting for Razor to get back to his feet. BNB is waiting for it he is getting the arm ready. He throws the Bullhammer but Razor moves out of the way and when he turns around Razor kicks him in the stomach. Razor grabs him and sets him up and the crowd explodes when RAZOR'S EDGE! 1....2....3!!! Razor Ramon with the huge victory. He gets his arm raised in victory as BNB is holding the back of his neck. The big question which title is he going to chose for.
- Gorilla gives Razor some big props on picking up this victory.
- Bobby Heenan on the otherside of the coin is saying that Razor got lucky tonight, and no matter who he choses he will end up losing at Starrcade. He then tells Monsoon to go solo as he will have to prepare for his match.
- Monsoon asks Heenan about a fourth guy.
- Heenan tells Monsoon that a Family is about to rise in the WWF.
- We cut to the back now where see Vince McMahon, HHH, and Ryback going over what they are going to do tonight. It then cuts to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan doing some stretching in the back and this instantly makes the crowd lose it.
- We now head to the back where the crowd pops when down the ramp comes Sami Zayn.
- We get some video packages about the recent happenings about what happen to Sami Zayn over the past few weeks.
Zayn: For weeks now, I have been mentally abused. I am sick of the mind games, and I am sick and tired of seeing this stupid joker playing card. The last time I touched this card it was set on fire. Now I am not a magician or anything so I don't know how it happen or why it happen but the fact of the matter is that it happen. So right here and right now. I am going to call out whoever did it to come out here and if you do. I will give you whatever you want. If you want an IC Title Shot. You got it, but all I want to know is why me?
- After a few seconds nothing is happening.
Zayn: I should have known better to try and ask for an answer. I knew that whoever you were you weren't going to show. I am absolutely pissed now!
- Sami is standing here in the middle of the ring and nothing is happening.....that is until the lights go out.
- Sami is ready for a fight this time. He is looking around the arena and he is standing ready to fight but suddenly the joker's card is hanging right in front of the face of Sami Zayn.
- He goes to grab it but what he doesn't notice, and nobody in the crowd recognizes until it happens. This figure comes from under the ring and he spits a FIREBALL into the face of SAMI ZAYN!
- Sami Zayn is rolling around the ring holding his face, but you can tell that this man is a mere pawn. As he quickly runs through the crowd. When suddenly a heartbeat is heard through the speakers and down the ramp comes this man to a MONSTER POP!
-Sami Zayn is still on the ground and he is starting to freak out as we see this man come into the ring and he begins just standing right over the body of Sami who is squirming back and forth.
- This man gets Sami to sit still and when he does he grabs the joker card and places it in his hand. He takes the microphone.
? My name is Finn Balor......my reasoning is for being here......well isn't a simple.....I am about to set the world on fire........Sami Zayn you were nothing more than a ploy.....This is bigger than you and it's for damn sure bigger than the IC Title......I needed you to make an impact and I did just that. You were the perfect piece to the puzzle, and now the puzzle is complete.....I made my impact and now The World Wrestling Federation....will feel my wrath.....I am the man of a million faces.....with each one is something different.....the joker was the beginning.....Finn Balor is going to spell the end.....
- This Finn Balor drops the microphone and he heads up the ramp while Sami who has black on his face is being checked on by medical staff.
- Sami is in a bad way, and this Finn Balor person is just walking away like nothing happen.
- What a crazy event we just witnessed tonight.
- We go straight to the back where Razor Ramon is getting interviewed about his victory. He tells Barrett he is sorry about the Bad News and says it's all part of being The Bad Guy.
- Razor goes on to tell the world that he is going to announce his decision on Raw tomorrow night, but before anything else can be said up walks The US Champion Miz.
- He tells Razor to not even think about challenging for the US Title, cause it will be another loss for him.
- Razor informs Miz he may not even be champion after tonight.
- This leads to Riley standing up for Miz and telling Razor that maybe he may not even make it to Starrcade if he disrespects Miz like that.
Eight Man Tag Match
The Hardy Boys and The Usos
vs
The Heenan Family
The Hardys and Usos come into the ring and they are ready for the battle here tonight at Fastlane. They look ready as we see Bobby Heenan come from the curtain and you can tell that he wasn't ready for this match, and he isn't happy one bit. He has a microphone and talks about the travesty of justice that is happening tonight but he tells both teams that he has the two men he has prepping for the past month, and they come out and the fans are letting these three men have it, as it pops out that Bad Influence is the team that Bobby Heenan has by his side. It looks like it's going to be four on three here tonight. As they make their way down the ramp Bobby Heenan tells that if anyone in the back wants to join in on this. He will promise to get them a title shot and bring them straight to the top. Nobody comes out but Bad Influence is here in the WWF and they are not backing down from this challenge tonight. Christopher Daniels and Kaz actually put up a really good challenge against these four men. They show that are no jokes in the ring and that they are going to be a force in the tag team ranks. We actually get to see Bobby enter the ring but it's after Jeff Hardy gets totally taken out of the match. Bobby climbs the second rope but when he does though Matt Hardy comes running and knocks Bobby off the second rope and onto the mat. Bobby Heenan is showing some signs of serious pain here, but as Bobby reaches for the tag it's right to Kazarian. He enters the ring and he is right into Matt Hardy who is meeting him with some serious right hands. Kaz is getting caught off guard here. Matt Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate but Kaz tosses him away into the ropes he nails a big dropkick straight across the jaw of Matt. Kaz picks him up and the fans are not liking the look of this as Kaz nails a Flux Capacitor. Kaz makes the cover 1.....2...broken up by Jeff Hardy. Daniels comes into the ring and he tosses Jeff Hardy right into the ropes when he nails Jimmy Uso and they both tumble to the floor. Jeff and Jimmy arguing when Daniels climbs the top rope but the numbers game is too much as Jey Uso tosses him to the floor we got Daniels fighting both these men off as Jey Uso climbs the top rope but here comes Bobby Heenan he pushes Jey Uso who lands all three men with a flipping Senton! All four men are out cold right now, as on the otherside of the ring we see Kaz is telling Bobby to climb the top rope. Matt Hardy who is barely moving gets lifted off the mat by Kazarian. He picks him for a suplex but Matt counters and lands right behind Kazarian and he pushes him right into Bobby Heenan who gets crotched right into the turnbuckle. Bobby Heenan isn't moving on the buckle. Kaz turns around but when he tries to fight we see Matt Hardy nail him with The Twist of Fate! Matt Hardy is going to win this match for his team, but before anything can happen. DOLPH ZIGGLER COMES CHARGING DOWN THE RAMP AND SUPERKICK ACROSS THE JAW OF MATT HARDY! Ziggler grabs Bobby and places him across the chest of Matt Hardy. 1.....2....3!!!
- The newly formed Heenan Family has won this match.
- Heenan looks shocked that Dolph Ziggler has helped him win this match.
- Ziggler helps Bobby to his feet, and gets his hand raised. Ziggler who has been on a losing streak he has decided to join Bobby Heenan and take his offer up on being a winner.
- What does the future spell for these four men, as Bobby Heenan is greeted by Todd Grisham and he tells him to tell Monsoon he quits, as he wants to put all of his time to the new HEENAN FAMILY!
- Gorilla who doesn't seem too distraught gets met by his new broadcast partner for the evening and it's Corey Graves making his television debut.
- He talks about the great honor of being beside Gorilla Monsoon, and how excited he is about tonight.
- We now head to the ring where we see Roddy Piper make his grand entrance back into the WWF. This time he is not a surprise guest and he is ready for a fight here.
- He has his "No Fear" shirt on and he heads down the ramp but he isn't alone here as in his hand is a long steel chain with two collars on it.
Piper: I stand before all you people today with one thing in mind. See this cast on my arm is about to be taken off in a few days. All I can think about though is that I want to fight one man, and you see I could wait to Starrcade but I am absolutely done sitting around here and waiting for him. So Brock Lesnar I am calling you out right here and right now!!!
- Piper is pacing around the ring but as he does though the fans are less than pleased to see that Paul Heyman comes out from the curtain and Brock Lesnar is nowhere to be seen though.
PH: Ladies and Gentlemen, My name is......
Piper: You better can it with all those this is my name garbage. Of course we know your damn name you come out here week after week and tell us it. So how you about this you just drop that microphone head to the back and grab that so called beast that I know is here.
PH: Before I was so rudely interrupted, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate to the beast, and more importantly I am the man that books his matches and all of his apperances. So sorry to tell you Roddy Piper, but no Brock Lesnar will NOT appear at Fastlane tonight. You see on that line under all of your ticket stubs. It says and I quote "Card Subject to Change." So I want everybody to know something Brock Lesnar will accept your match offer at Starrcade, but I am not going to put Brock Lesnar into a match where he can be made to lose. So whatever your plan is with that chain. You can just go ahead and throw that away, cause we are not accepting anything to do with that.
Piper: Heyman, I know that you say that you make all the matches for your client, and that you are looking out for him, but I have a very special announcement to make then. See I had a feeling that coward Brock Lesnar wouldn't show up here tonight. Especially after I took his WWF Title Shot away at Path to Glory. So I went ahead and I made sure of something. See I had it already taken care of by Vince McMahon himself. See, if Brock Lesnar doesn't sign off for his match against me at Starrcade right here tonight, then he is off the card of Starrcade for Good! That means no payday for Brock Lesnar and no payment for you Paul Heyman.
PH: Now, Roddy you are going to far now. You have no right to decide if my client can provide for his family. Everybody knows that The Starrcade payoff is one of the biggest and best of the year, and you getting the power to decide if my client can compete or not is a joke.
Piper: Then sign the damn contract and let's make it happen! I have had my arm broken by this man and now you want to make it seem like I should care if his family eats or not. Let me tell you something about Roddy Piper! I would slap my own mother in the mouth for five dollars. I don't care about Brock Lesnar or his family. The only thing I want to do is get some revenge, and also show these fans that Roddy Piper fears nobody and can beat anybody on the planet.
PH: You can talk this big game all you want Piper, but we all know that you can't beat Brock Lesnar....infact...nobody on this roster can beat Brock Lesnar.
Piper: If you are so certain then. SIGN THE DAMN THING!
- Heyman who has heard enough comes down the ramp and into the ring. He goes face to face with Roddy Piper, and grabs the contract.
- Before he can even attempt to sign it.
- The drums hit, and OH MY GOD!
- BROCK LESNAR IS HERE!
- Heyman has very wide eyes right now, and he doesn't know what to say or do.
- Piper is ready he goes straight over and grabs the chain.
- Brock though not afraid jumps on the apron.
- Piper swings the chain and Brock quickly moves out of the way.
- He grabs Heyman by his legs and drags him out. Piper is swinging the chain in a circle here as the crowd is going crazy.
- Brock takes the contract from Heyman's hand along with the microphone.
Brock: Roddy Piper.....Starrcade.....YOU'RE ON.....Any match.....It doesn't matter cause I will kick your ass at any match!
- Brock signs the contract and tosses it at Piper.
Piper: Brock Lesnar you have a date at Starrcade with Hot-Rod, and you didn't read the whole thing, cause you see at Starrcade you will be facing me in a Dog Collar Match, and I promise you this pal. I am going to RIP YOUR HEAD OFF! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
- Brock has lost it and he slides into the ring, but instead he begins getting whipped by that steel chain by Roddy Piper.
- Brock leaves the ring holding his back but he is PISSED!
- Piper has held him at bay tonight, but what at Starrcade when both men can use that steel chain.
- Graves and Monsoon go over about this match that is going to take place at Starrcade.
- We now go to a video package that is promoting the upcoming WWF US Title Match between Reigns, Ambrose, Luger and The Miz.
WWF United States Title Match
Fatal Four-Way Match
Roman Reigns vs Lex Luger vs Dean Ambrose vs The Miz with Alex Riley
This is a very interesting match and how it came about is an even bigger surprise. Especially since just a month ago it was only Miz and Luger for the belt. We have heard some ramblings backstage that this match came about cause Luger is having a hard time connecting with fans and the sudden turn of Roman Reigns, and Dean Ambrose is being brought in to keep his face turn being solid. We go straight into the action and Dean Ambrose goes right after The Miz and Riley. He leaps from the ring apron and tackles both men to the ground. He is throwing his bombs on the outside on both men. He climbs the ringside barrier and he stands on the top of it and goes to leap again but when he does out of the corner of the screen the fans explode when SUPERMAN PUNCH BY ROMAN REIGNS! He goes over and grabs The Miz and throws him into the ringside barrier and then clotheslines Alex Riley into the crowd. Reigns runs around the ring and dropkick across the jaw of Lex Luger who was making his way out of the ring.
Reigns is on fire here as he has cleared the ring. He makes a cover on Luger 1.....2...broken up by Miz at the last second. Reigns thought he had the match won with that move. He tosses Miz into the corner and comes charging but Miz moves out the way and Reigns hits the turnbuckle shoulder first. Miz is starting to put the boots to Reigns and he isn't able to fight back. Luger is back to his feet and he begins helping Miz put the boots to Reigns. Both men grab Reigns and double suplex on Reigns. Ambrose is still nursing that Superman Punch on the outside of the ring. Miz and Luger pick up Reigns and they drop him this time with a body slam by Luger and Miz leaps from the second rope and drops the leg across Reigns. Miz and Luger are tearing him apart in the ring. Ambrose is trying to get back to his feet and he goes under the ring for some weapons. He goes under the ring and he grabs a ladder. Riley comes running from the crowd but instead we Ambrose meet him in the middle with a forearm shot and then he grabs the ladder and bashes Riley in the skull with it and lays him out. Ambrose sets the ladder up on the outside of the ring, as Reigns is trying to battle back with right hands to each. Ambrose who is looking at all three men takes the final step on the ladder and he proceeds to leap right off the ladder into the ring on all three men! The fans are going crazy after that move. All four men are laid out here, and we see Ambrose makes a cover on Miz. 1.....2....Ambrose gets dragged out of the ring by Alex Riley. Ambrose has had enough and tackles Riley through the crowd and they are fighting up there. Luger gets back to his feet and he is waiting for Reigns to get up but instead Reigns moves and The Miz gets flattened by The Running Forearm! Luger turns around and when he does Reigns lays him out with The Spear! 1......2.... broken up by Dean Ambrose! Reigns is ticked that of all people Ambrose broke up the pin. These two men begin fighting and they head up the ramp throwing bombs. Luger slides into the ring but when he does Riley distracts him, and from behind comes Miz with a roll up and the feet are on the ropes 1.....2....3!!!
- The Miz has retained his title. Alex Riley and The Miz head up through the crowd and they are going crazy, as we see the crowd is letting both of them have it.
- The Miz had the deck stacked against him, and somehow he still retained the belt.
- Reigns and Ambrose are having to be pulled apart as they are ripping into each other.
- Luger is throwing a fit at the referee but the referee is wanting none of it, and leaves Luger to be pissed in the middle of the ring.
- Corey and Monsoon go over what just transpired they are arguing over Miz keeping his title.
- Monsoon thinks Miz used Riley to keep the title, and we hear Corey praise Miz for doing what he can to keep his belt.
- We get the highlights of the match.
- The Undertaker comes down the ramp and we all know what this is about.
- Taker has a casket in front of him, and he begins walking it down the aisle.
- He sets the casket up beside the ring before finally entering the ring.
- The fans are buzzing as the lights come back on as Taker is standing inside the ring all by himself.
Wrestlemania = Starrcade XX
- This is huge right now. Taker is standing in the middle of the ring and he is wanting to see Sting face to face.
- After a few moments this crowd EXPLODES!
- Sting is standing right ontop of the Tron!
- Taker isn't moving from his position and instead is just staring right up the ramp.
- Sting has accepted the challenge from Taker, and nods his head yes.
- Taker just looks and does the slit of the throat.
- No words has been spoken between these two except for these pre-taped words.
- The lights go out and when they comeback on Sting is gone from the tron and Taker is standing still in the middle of the ring.
- Sting though comes from the ceiling and is standing right behind Taker.
- Taker turns around and doesn't seem spooked by the bat, and the two are just staring at one another as the crowd is buzzing.
Taker: Stinger.....we end this once and for all....only one of us can walk out at Starrcade.....Sting you know this isn't you, and it's time to put you to rest for good....Sting at Starrcade I am going to make you Rest in Peace!
- Sting takes the microphone from Taker's hand.
Sting: You can try Undertaker, but I will never rest until you are put away for good!
- Taker throws a shot but Sting quickly repels back to the rafters.
- We have been left with a very shocking scene, and what can happen next between these two, but the dream match is on for Starrcade!
- We now head to the back where we see both teams getting ready for their Main Event in split screens.
- We see Bryan and CM Punk are gearing up for a street fight.
- On the other screen it's the same for Ryback and HHH!
- We get the video package for The Main Event.
Main Event
Tag Team Match
NO DQ!
CM Punk and Daniel Bryan
vs
HHH and Ryback!
A very interesting match here. HHH and Ryback come out last, as Punk and Bryan who were ready for a fight they both do Suicide Dives and they lay out both Ryback and HHH. The fans are going crazy as Bryan is unloading on HHH, and Punk is doing the same to Ryback. HHH though quickly pushes Bryan away, as Ryback gets to his feet and uses his strength and smashes him into the turnbuckle. Ryback picks him up and throws him right back into the ring. Ryback rolls into the ring after him. Punk is throwing some kicks but Ryback quickly grabs his leg and brings him right back into the ring and he drops him with a Spinebuster! The fans are buzzing here, as Ryback is nailing Punk with some very serious high impact moves. Ryback trying to show he deserves to be in the Main Event scene in the WWF, and he is doing a great job as Punk is selling like a champion for him. The otherside of the ring and HHH has Bryan thrown into the ring post and he begins choking him with a camera cable. The team of Ryback and HHH are ripping these two men apart. Ryback grabs Punk by his throat and tosses him right into the turnbuckle. Ryback smashes him in the corner with a serious clothesline in the corner. HHH proceeds to throw Bryan ontop of the Spanish Announce Table. HHH is setting up Bryan for the Pedigree. HHH grabs both of his arms but instead though Bryan counters and HHH gets backdropped basically into the laps of Gorilla Monsoon and Corey Graves. Bryan drops off the table and makes his way to the ring where Ryback is setting up Punk for the Meathook Clothesline! Ryback is pumping up his arm for it, but when he comes charging Punk ducks the clothesline and it's right into THE FLYING KNEE by Daniel Bryan!
Bryan and Punk here are getting in their double teams on Ryback as HHH is still trying to make it back to the ring. CM Punk nails Ryback in the corner with the Shining Wizard, and on the otherside Daniel Bryan runs the ropes and he nails Ryback with some dropkicks into the corner. On the final dropkick Ryback catches Daniel Bryan and throws him over the top rope onto the floor! CM Punk comes charging and Ryback is there to nail him with Meathook Clothesline! Ryback grabs Punk as HHH enters the ring. Ryback is setting Punk up for the Shellshock but HHH is shaking his head no, and tells him that isn't his place in this match. Ryback looks confused here as HHH says he was paid to beat them up, but not to be the star of this match. Ryback holds Punk as HHH goes under the ring and he has that Sledgehammer in his hand. Ryback is holding CM Punk as HHH comes charging, but Daniel Bryan springboards into the ring and lays out HHH with a flying knee to the face. HHH hits the arena floor and lands on the arena floor as on the otherside of the ring we Ryback come running but Daniel Bryan is getting pumped up here as he begins kicking Ryback in the stomach as CM Punk helps out and we have trading kicks to the chest of Ryback. They get Ryback down his knee and Bryan with the Roundhouse Kick but Ryback is still standing and CM Punk with a Roundhouse kick and Ryback finally is laid out. HHH sees all this happening, and the fans are throwing a fit when we see HHH leaves Ryback all by himself. Vince meets HHH on the ramp and asks him "What the hell are you doing?" "This isn't the plan" HHH looks at Vince and "Plans change!" HHH leaves Ryback by himself. CM Punk drops Ryback with a GTS. Daniel Bryan off the rope with The Flying Headbutt! 1.....2.....3!!!
- CM Punk and Daniel Bryan close out the show and they are celebrating their victory.
- Punk and Bryan even though they beat Ryback are exchanging words with Vince on the ramp who is throwing a fit.
- Bryan gets the crowd going "Yes" on the corner as CM Punk is joining in on it.
- The crowd is going crazy as Vince is still throwing a fit on the ramp about what all has happen.