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Post by MadStepDad on May 13, 2011 15:44:40 GMT -5
Gang Rulz [/size] (Final Card) [/size][/color] 1) FABULOUS FREEBIRDS versus DIAMOND DYNASTY(6-man tag team match)2) BRISCOE BROS versus CROOKED CANNIBAL CARTEL (w/ Jake "the Snake" Roberts) [glow=red,2,300]"MARCIANO CUP" semi-finals[/glow] 3) DUDLEY BOYZ versus THE USO's (w/ Tamina) [glow=red,2,300]"MARCIANO CUP" semi-finals [/glow] 4) The debut of " Missy's Manor" 5) SHEAMUS versus BRUISER BRODY (w/ The Grand Wizard) 6) ALOISIA the AMAZON (w/ Lizzy Borden)[ versus AWESOME KONG (w/ Alexxis Neveah) #1 Contender Match 7) SHOOTERS CLUB (Kimura, Bourne & Dan Severn) versus GOLD DUST TRIO INC. (Strangler Lewis, Desmond Wolfe & Ken Shamrock) Submissions-Only Match 8) [glow=red,2,300]MARCIANO CUP finals [/glow] 9) CENATION IMMORTALS versus THE THINK TANK (Traditional Survivor Series elimination tag match) BUY THE PPV!!! [/center]
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Post by MadStepDad on May 13, 2011 15:45:15 GMT -5
GANG RULZ PPV [/size][/color] Hi guys.
Chip Chimney back for an another illuminating edition of "ADVENTURES in ELYSIAN FIELDS" - the realest industry newsletter in the IWC. Tonight there is a live BCCW ppv that promises to have game-changing ramifications. The Trustbusters sponsored "MARCIANO CUP" comes to its conclusion tonight, so we'll know who the #1 contenders to the tag titles will be. Plus, the incredible Awesome Kong finally goes head-to-head against the legit 10th wonder of the world, Aloisia the Amazon in a virtual dream match. The Shooters Club, Gold Dust Trio Inc, Missy Hyatt, Sheamus versus Bruiser Brody, Cenation Immortals clash with the Think Tank and much more! Oh my! We're live now! [/color] __________________________________________________________ 1)FABULOUS FREEBIRDS versus DIAMOND DYNASTY[/size] versus Big time multi-million dollar entrance for the Diamond Dynasty and their entire entourage (including a priceless diamond tiara for Maryse, Ostrich-feather robes for the "Nature Boy" and much more). Fabulous Freebirds get their big rock-star, white trash cowboy entrance complete with Confederate colors, revving motorcycles and "Badstreet USA" blaring through the speakers. Big time match atmosphere. Good, high-energy opener that gets the crowd involved early and doesn't let them go. A bit of blatant miscommunication between Wade Barrett and Dolph Ziggler costs the Dynasty some valuable time as the Freebirds come close to ending the match on multiple occasions (including a deadly DWI to Ziggler). Maryse's attempted interference is offset by Michael Hayes, who earns his "P.S." nickname by snatching the Diamond Dynasty's princess up and planting a huge smooch on her. She spent the rest of the match retching in utter disgust. Bobby Heenan got clobbered off the ring apron at least once, allowing the OG Nature Boy to hit Freebird Buddy Roberts with a low blow from behind which led to Wade Barrett's "Wasteland" for the final pinfall. Dynasty wins, but the friction exhibited (even in victory) between Barrett and Ziggler is evident. "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers seems oblivious to the dissent, focusing on himself of course as he wildly celebrates the win. But the cracks in the Diamond Dynasty have shown themselves. Winners: DIAMOND DYNASTY ___________________________________________________________ "MARCIANO CUP" Semi-Finals
2) Briscoe Bros versus Triple C's ("Crooked Cannibal Cartel") w/ Jake "the Snake" Roberts [/size] versus When we last left off, Jake "the Snake" Roberts showed his true colors by destroying the Straight Edge Society in BCCW and merging it with the Cannibal Cartel. They bought their way through to the semi-finals by paying off The Grand Wizard, and destroyed the only men who had inside information on their organizations (Luke Gallows, Trent Acid & Necro Butcher). Tonight, they clash with one of (if not "THE") greatest tag team in indy wrestling history - the Briscoe Bros, Mark & Jay. Together they came to BCCW and topped the OG Brisco Brothers Jack & Jerry in the opening round of the Marciano Cup (in what some fans are already calling "Match of the Decade"). They triumphed over a debuting Cryme Tyme in another career-making match. Tonight, though they may be overmatched 2-1, their heart, desire and skills cannot be denied. Truth is, the Briscoe Bros make Pondo and Mondo look like rank amateurs in the opening minutes - easily scoring takedowns and unleashing a furious high-impact assault. Mondo and Pondo seem even more reckless and sloppy tonight, colliding multiple times and even miscommunication with manager Jake "the Snake" Roberts on occasion. Triple C's are only able to gain control of the match with a burst of interference from a serial-killer masked Thumbtack Jack, who provides his Triple C's brethren with hardware. Using tools and weapons is the only way Crooked Cannibal Cartel can earn an advantage. But the Briscoe Bros are no strangers to Xtreme contests, and the advantage is quickly outlasted with stereo steel-chair/dropkicks to the Cannibal Cartel by the Briscoes. Suddenly, Aztec warrior (with the Australian bandana and "OG" spray-painted steel chair in honor of New Jack) RYAN DANGERFIELD made a run-in through the audience, attacking Thumbtack Jack at ringside! "This one is for Trent!" he can be heard shouting after a Van-Terminator with a steel chair puts TJ out of the equation permanently. All that's left now is the Briscoe Bros overwhelming Mondo and Pondo. Jake "the Snake" Roberts tries one last bit of interference but eats a double plancha in response. Finally, Necro Butcher (wearing a big-ass head bandage and carrying a big spiked bat made of florescent light tubes taped together) stormed down to ringside threatening to attack Jake "the Snake" Roberts - who cowers - runs away - and uses Serena as a human shield. The distraction allowed the Briscoe Bros to hit their springboard Doomsday Device on "Sick" Nick Mondo (turning him all the way around and through a table) for the hard fought victory! The sins of the Crooked Cannibal Cartel have come back to haunt them! Briscoe Bros celebrate in the ring, while Pondo, Mondo, Serena and Thumbtack Jack all argue amongst themselves (Jake "the Snake" Roberts has already fled backstage). Winners: THE BRISCOE BROS __________________________________________________________
"MARCIANO CUP" Semi-Finals
3) DUDLEY BOYZ versus THE USO's [/size] versus In a classic example of "lesser of two evils", the BCCW audience is in full support of the Dudley Boyz - and vehemently opposed to the Uso's (who took out fan favorite the BLK MOBB at the "Marciano Cup" opening ceremony). Another great, stiff, fast-paced brawl combined with the athletecism and quickness of the Uso's. Their manager Tamina's interference is offset by the Dudley Boyz "don't give a fuck" attitude - the Dudley Boyz will put a bitch through a table if given the chance. But one significant act of interference from Tamina - swinging the entire match back to the Uso's - actually draws the BLK MOBB out of the locker room to a tremendous pop! The Mobb run to ringside, halt Tamina's interference, pitch Jimmy Uso off the top rope and BLK Jeez stomp Jey. Finally Tamina goes through the table courtesy of a 3-D from the Dudley Boyz and 3 seconds later the match is over!!! Dudley Boyz win! But the feud between the Uso's and BLK MOBB is far from finished! Dudley Boyz advance! Winners: DUDLEY BOYZ ________________________________________________________ "The Debut of Missy's Manor" Cue "I Hate Myself for Loving You" by Joan Jett. It's time for the debut of Missy's Manor in BCCW! Enter Missy Hyatt circa 1987, absolutely stunning in her youthful exhubarance. She leads her charge, the well-dressed Richie "Young Dragon" Steamboat (2012). He looks like a young James Bond meets Bruce Lee. Finally, the 3rd wheel in the entourage - lovely billion dollar baby from Lithiuania, Aksana! In a nod to the Jeannie Clarks, Miss Fifis and Toni Adams of the wrestling world, Aksana is the french maid-styled Yugoslavian assistant to the lovely Missy Hyatt! MISSY HYATT: I used to go to Mister Mondt with ideas and he'd go, 'Oh, honey did you figure that out yourself or did someone give you that idea?' And that's okay. That's okay. I knew my place in the pecking order of wrestling. I was told, 'You should be glad you have a job.' I knew my pecking order and I know the women don't have any kind of say whatsoever. But, none of the boys do either. That's why I'm here in BCCW today - to change all of that! Listen, that GDT Inc show sucks. It's time to breathe new fire into this organization! It's time for the rise of a new Dragon! RICHIE STEAMBOAT: I’ve always wanted to wrestle. My dad wanted to make sure that I had a strong head on my shoulders before he would take me into the business. Hot Stuff International is my learning institute. AKSANA [/color] (in her glorious Yugoslavian accent): USA! USA! USA! (Everybody awkwardly stares at Aksana for a moment) MISSY HYATT (to Aksana; obviously peeved at the interruption): Psychology. I learned how to keep my mouth shut. I learned how to politick. I learned how to shake everybody's hand. I learned just the business. It was when I got in BCCW, after Jason (MSD) and I broke up and were like butt buddies... I was supposed to go with the Hollywood Blondes. They put me with the Nasty Boys. Jason knew I didn't want to go on the road as a manager. He knew I wanted to be an announcer. So, of course, they made me a manager with the Nasty Boys. So then when I started saying my opinions, and what I think should have happened, that's when all the sh*t happened and that's why I got fired. So I took control of my business and my career, and now Hot Stuff International is the new launch pad for wrestling's future! AKSANA: Aksana here, not by mistake! I like to call myself a billion dollar baby from Lithuania! Aksana! (Another awkward pause for comedic timing as the crowd ripples with laughter at Aksana's blissful obliviousness. Missy Hyatt shakes her head and stares incredulously. Richie Steamboat is too self-absorbed to notice anyways) RICHIE STEAMBOAT: My father told me to work hard and success will follow. My favorite memory of my dad and I is when I won the Tournament of Champions with my dad by my side. My dad wanted me to be trained by the best, and Missy Hyatt is one of the greatest wrestling minds of all-time. Broken City Championship Wrestling is a first class operation. The guys here are some of the most passionate and knowledgeable wrestlers that I’ve ever worked with. l would have to say that the biggest obstacle or challenge for me in this business will be living up to my dad’s name. Right now, that is something I’m still working on and figuring out. I'm not going to try and fill my dad's shoes, but just try and fill my own. I'm going to Japan with Prowrestling Noah's dojo for training. Then I’ll make my way back to Los Angeles to continue my training with Hot Stuff International!. MISSY HYATT: [Alot of wrestlers] would rather climb a tree - a thorny tree - and tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth. But, I've known this for years and years and years and I still love it no matter what. Believe me, this is no lie - Hot Stuff International - "The Young Dragon" Richie Steamboat... we are the past, present and future of this industry! Bank on it!!! [/color] AKSANA: USA! USA! USA!
(She cheers and claps happily. Missy Hyatt just covers her face in mock embarassement, while Richie Steamboat poses and plays for the crowd) ________________________________________________________ 5) SHEAMUS versus BRUISER BRODY (w/ The Grand Wizard) [/size] versus A purists nightmare, a maniac's wet dream. The Celtic Warrior Sheamus versus one of the most notorious madmen in wrestling history, King Kong Bruiser Brody. Backed by one of the wickedest minds in wrestling (and 1/3rd of the management firm Gold Dust Trio Inc) The Grand Wizard, Bruiser Brody has been starving for revenge ever since Sheamus' run in at "ORGIN of VIOLENCE" cost Brody his tag team match. Since then, Sheamus has been all over the radio and TV (mostly in Ireland) touting his legacy and heritage, and promising to eliminate the scourge that is Bruiser Brody from wrestling forever. Behind the scenes, there are very few men with the courage to stand toe to toe with Bruiser Brody - in the ring or out of it. Sheamus shows no fear and promises to unleash a new breed of warrior upon BCCW. Match itself is fronted by a very tense ring introduction process, in which more than normal security has been summoned for the occasion. A wall of security escorts Brody and TGW from their lockerroom to the ring (ala Goldberg's old entrances). But who are they there to protect? Sheamus enters alone with only his Celtic cross necklace. The staredown from across the ring between these two Goliaths will be etched in history forever. They go face to face, almost forehead to forehead - angrily exchanging words and threats. Brody's first wild haymaker is blocked, and ring the bell! This match is ON! Wild, unrestrained brawl that goes from the ring over the barricade, into the crowd, through the concession area, into the crowd again and back into the ring. Absolutely intense, hellacious, stiff and full of crowd energy. Both men wind up split open. End comes when TGW hops up onto the ring apron... Bruiser Brody misses his mark, kicking TGW off onto the arena floor... and the distraction allows Sheamus to whack Brody with a boot to the face for the climatic finish! Sheamus pounding his chest in victory while blood stains his white face and chest is an intense visual. Post-match, TGW and Bruiser Brody have the long recovery pause, before cueing "Andre the Giant 1990 Wrestlemania 6" moment - TGW lambastes Brody, dares strike the madman with a slap, and of course Brody snaps.. grabs the scrawny TGW by his collar and shakes him around a bit before pitching him over the top rope to massive cheers! Bruiser Brody loses the match but officially turns face! Winner: SHEAMUS _________________________________________________________ 6) ALOISIA the AMAZON (w/ Lizzy Borden) versus AWESOME KONG (w/ Alexxis Neveah) (Women's #1 Contender Match) versus The match build-up, contenders and match placement all point to BCCW's continued respect of women's wrestling and the WWW championship. Contender Awesome Kong was personally recruited by WWW Champion Alexxis Neveah to compete in this match. The "Tale of the Tape" before the fight (height, weight, reach) tells the whole story - these are two powerful, destructive forces regardless of gender. As booker, MSD has always said he had a theory that Aloisia was banned from WWE because she's an industry changer. Once properly unleashed, the world of woman's wrestling will NEVER be the same again. Not only that, Aloisia's dimensions dwarf even those of male main eventers. In the world of Fantasy Wrestling, where past, present and future coexist in an uneasy alignment - Aloisia the Amazon has potential to be the biggest (literally and figuratively) attraction in women's wrestling history. But only if she can get past the well-known destructive force called Awesome Kong; an established identity in mayhem. Match itself is good, much better than most people expected. Not overly long but it tells a good, strong story of two immovable forces colliding. Plus adding WWW champion Alexxis Neveah and her longtime arch-enemy Lizzy Borden to ringside added the right amount of sizzle and sexiness. Aloisia the Amazon goes over clean after a big boot/double fisted choke slam combo - an impressive sight. Alexxis Neveah looks dejected as she tends to a defeated Awesome Kong, while Lizzy Borden gloats and Aloisia stares a hole through the current WWW champion. Aloisia the Amazon gives the universal sign for "the belt is coming with me". Alexxis Neveah looks genuinely intimidated, especially after watching Aloisia manhandle Awesome Kong from up close and personal. Her title reign is in severe jeopardy. Winner (and #1 contender): ALOISIA the AMAZON _______________________________________________________ 7) SHOOTERS CLUB versus GOLD DUST TRIO INC. (Submission-Only Tag Match) versus About as brutal, intense and painful as you would imagine. These 6 guys put on an absolute clinic. Interplay between captains Kimura and Strangler Lewis harkened back to their previously unresolved shoot fight, giving both judo and wrestling minor wins in the war. Ken Shamrock took his aggressions out primarily on Evan Bourne, halting many of his high-risk attempts. Yet Shamrock seemed to be trying to avoid Dan Severn, who at one point cleared out the ring with release overhead suplexes on his way towards Shamrock, who wisely rolled out of the ring to avoid him. Desmond Wolfe played the cowardly heel well, only being able to overcome Kimura's technique with a blatant eye gouge or other underhanded tactic. But Dan Severn is just a beast, and when he gets his hands on Ed "Strangler" Lewis the real mat classics begin. Exciting roll of wrestling-style submission attempts and reversals. End comes after Evan Bourne nails a Warriorz Way top rope double foot stomp to the chest of Strangler Lewis, but tweaks his ankle on the landing. While Wolfe distracts the referee, Shamrock swoops in with a wicked chair shot to Bourne's ankle before seizing his Ankle lock for the submission victory! Evan Bourne's ankle may be broken! Just to make sure, after the match Ken Shamrock pillmanizes Bourne's ankle with the chair in a vicious and heinous assault. By the time, Severn disposes of Strangler Lewis and makes his way into the ring for the save, it's too late. Ken Shamrock has broken Evan Bourne's ankle. GDT Inc win the match. They celebrate and talk shit all the way back up the aisle, while paramedics tend to Bourne. Kimura and Severn watch on solemnly. The look of anger and sworn vengeance can be read upon their features... Winners: GOLD DUST TRIO INC _________________________________________________________ "MARCIANO CUP" Finals
DUDLEY BOYZ versus BRISCOE BROS [/size] versus 16 teams, one Fantasy tournament for the ages, and it all boils down to this. BCCW tag team champions the Trustbusters (Lou Thesz & Jack Swagger) are on commentary. Big match entrances for both teams, house seems split 50/50 in support of each. Exciting, back-n-forth display of tag team marksmanship. Dudley Boyz look to be trying to play the heel during a few spots in the match, but the crowd won't really let them. Briscoe's hang tough, but the Dudz are just bigger, badder and better. Story of the match has Jay Brisco jamming his neck on a spike piledriver, and the Dudley Boyz relentlessly working on it for the rest of the match. Climaxes with a tag team exchange that leaves Mark Briscoe pitched off the top rope, while Jay Briscoe eats a thunderous 3D through a wooden table that literally winds up breaking his neck! Jay Briscoe goes out like Beulah McGillicutty! Team 3D celebrate in the ring and throw up their gang sign, while having a tense staredown with the Trustbusters at the commentary table. Meanwhile, paramedics rush the ring to tend to Jay Briscoe who has suffered a very severe (and very real) injury at the hands of those damn Dudleyz. His brother Mark looks absolutely devastated. Winners (and #1 Contenders): DUDLEY BOYZ _________________________________________________________ CENATION IMMORTALS versus THE THINK TANK (Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match) [/size] versus And as you can see, the unwieldy 5 on 5 format was dumped in favor of 4 on 4, which produced 5 matches instead of 4. Good move, sez I. Cena and Mondt have the main issue so they start. Pretty non-descript match to start, as they run through the basics and Sammartino gets to play sacrificial lamb. He was just riding out the contractual gravy train at that point anyway. Mascaras gets the hot tag and kills Cody Rhodes, but tries a rollup and it gets reversed for the pin. Geez, that makes like 140 matches between those two with that ending. Interesting note for those of you obsessive enough to e-mail me stuff like this: Shane-O-Mac, the most homicidal, genocidal, suicidal guy to wear a sweater vest, is the on-the-floor referee for every match, probably stuck there on the order of Daddy-O-Mac in order to learn the flow and pace of a wrestling match. Sammartino and Batista do a nice sequence, and AGAIN poor Bruno gets killed. Geez, he's getting buried, we GET IT ALREADY. Triple H makes the mistake of talking smack to da Brune and takes a beating for it. Gotta admire the guy for guts. Bruno submits Triple H with an over-the-shoulder backbreaker. However, Triple H runs afoul of a teammate (this time captain Mister Mondt) and walks out on his team! But I mean, it makes sense: What self-respecting bad-ass would team with a pretty boy and a guy nicknamed "Toots"? It's just BEGGING for a bad situation. Ahem. Hogan & Batista do their usual match, with an unusual twist: Hogan hits a high knee and Batista goes for a kneebar clean! They brawl outside the ring to a double countout. LAAAAAAAAAME. What a PUSS Hogan is! Be a freakin' MAN and DO THE JOB for once your life, you orange freak. Cena & Cody Rhodes do a mini-match next, and Sammartino gets pinned after a brass knuckles shot from Toots Mondt. Cena is 1-on-2 now. He does the Superman routine before Rhodes and Mondt doubleteam him and beat him down. You know, the more I learn about the politics of wrestling, the more the smart in me hopes I never get involved in any way. We're down to Cena v. Mondt & Cody Rhodes, and then the mark in me gets another little ray of hope. A roll-through on a cross-body gets two for Cena, and another brass knuckles shot by Mondt into a Cross-Rhodes by Cody finishes it at 21:27. Nothing cheers me up more than watching Cody Rhodes rebel against the bookers in his own way by getting over on his god-given wrestling ability. And despite Hogan's politicking, he used that talent to get so over that he was THAT close to being put over Hogan before it got vetoed by the Balding One. This match, however, I enjoyed watching.
* SCOTT KEITH Winners (and sole Survivors): CODY RHODES and MISTER MONDT _________________________________________________________ CREDITS:
RICHIE STEAMBOAT: HarleyRace.com interview AKSANA: WWE NXT Season 3 SCOTT KEITH: Survivor Series 1989 rant MISSY HYATT: Wrestling Perspective #96 RICHIE STEAMBOAT: HarleyRace.com interview AKSANA: WWE NXT Season 3 SCOTT KEITH: Survivor Series 1989 rant MISSY HYATT: Wrestling Perspective #96 [/center]
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