Post by MadStepDad on Feb 16, 2013 13:56:12 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight it is Mildred Burke defending her Womans championship against Tamina, and the Headhunterz taking on the Wild Samoans (with their mystery partner) in an Xtreme Rules, BCCW 6-Man Tag Team match!! **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you from Fall River, MA:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Fantasy wrestling fans are in great anticipation following the recent developments on BCCW TV. On Episode #6 (Cena vs Kowalski) - the face of BCCW John Cena *lost* his Boston Street Fight against Killer, only to be immediately rewarded with a title shot opportunity against WORLD champion Lou Thesz. Many are calling foul on BCCW and match-making politics, including camp Kowalski. But none the less, Strangler Lewis (manager of WORLD champion Lou Thesz) has released a statement accepting the challenge of Cena & Stratus and promising to tarnish "the face of BCCW" for good! The march to MBVIII continues tonight with a special "Valentines Day Massacre" card. TONIGHT - Gus Sonnenberg will reveal his 3 mystery partners in a match against the Broken City Hooliganz gang... who will the Wild Samoans bring as a partner against the Headhunterz trio? Featherweight contender BLKJeez has been *suspended* for the night due to his actions last week (chair attack on Brian Kendrick), MIZ TV, 6-Man Tag team action and Woman's champion Mildred Burke defends her title against Tamina in tonight's main event!! STAY TUNED!
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PAUL LONDON © versus SABU
** Flyweight Bout **
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Show starts with a bang, as BCCW Flyweight champion Paul London cuts a passionate promo calling Sabu OUT. The Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal madman answers the call and before you know it, we’re off! Surreal, daredevil match made even crazier by the sheer spontaneity of the whole thing. Insane spot fest that showcases each man trying to up the other, and the crowd propelling them both to new heights. First London unfolds his ladder to great crowd acclaim - only to have Sabu answer the “we want tables!” chant a little later with his own weapon of choice! Shooting star press from the London off the ladder. Springboard leg drop from Sabu through the table. But it’s all just an appetizer - a sneak peek of greater things to come. Because with both men down and the crowd chanting their names - none other than the “banned from the building” BLKJEEZ slides through the crowd area with his trusty chair! With a fiery passion, he unleashes chair-violence upon both Paul London and Sabu - rendering the *match* an immediate no contest.
Winner: NONE (no finish)
BLKJeez shows a disturbing jealousy over anybody being proclaimed better than him, and takes out this insecurity on London & Sabu - leaving them battered and unmoving. He's only stopped by security, and even then he bogarts a mic before they can totally remove him. BLKJeez cuts a profanity laced tirade that must be bleeped out (the crux of it being racial politics, Paul Bowser being the bad guy, and BLKJeez claiming friends with "people high up" ) Commentators remind you of BLKJeez previous association with the Strangler Lewis administration the resulted in his run as the 1st BCCW Flyweight champion. Meanwhile London & Sabu are helped to their feet and backstage, receiving standing ovations from the fans as they go...
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** VIGNETTE **
Humorous backstage interlude featuring the Crown Jewels (Mr Fabulous, Elia Markopoulos & Playboy Adrian Adonis) wanting their BCCW TV Episode #4 (Lost Episode) count-out victory over the Voodoo Murderz STRIKEN FROM THE RECORD! The Crown Jewels have been in predatorily *FEAR* ever since that victory, because (as we learn) the Voodoo Murderz have been stalking them and demanding repayment for the *favor* they performed! (and is that a box of chocolates and roses in the VMz hands??) The Crown Jewels freak out when the Voodoo Murders find them, and leer menacingly into their locker room! AAAAIIIEEEE! Crown Jewels take off like co-eds caught in a panty raid, while the Voodoo Murders (Taru & Jun Kasai, in this case) give gleeful chase like a pair of weird Japanese ultra-violent perverts!! To be continued!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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GUS SONNENBERG and… USO’s w/ RIKISHI!!
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BROKEN CITY HOOLIGANZ
** 6-Man Tag Team Match **
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Boston Bad Boy Tony Rumble and troops out first for an incendiary promo. He is joined in his heckling of the fans by the loudmouth braggart Chase Del Monte. They are answered by Gus Sonnenberg, who reveals his mystery partners to growing anticipation… THE new-look USO’s (feat. Rikishi)! Str8t to business tonight, as the Funky Samoan Hit Squad runs a clinic on Rumble & Chase - with only the rough-and-rugged Pitbulls (of XPW Remixed acclaim) to match them. So when GSon and Rikishi are able to get them temporarily out of the picture with a launching tope body press, it opens up the door for the Uso’s to crush Chase Del Monte with stereo flying splashes in the ring. In quick succession, BOOM! “Providence Steamroller” (part POUNCE! Part GORE!) from GSon to Tony Rumble ends the match for the good guys. *FINALLY* they get a chance to boogie, as GSon gracefully bows out (slapping hands with fans on the way back to the locker room) - leaving the ring, and stage, to the Uso’s. Cue celebratory dance-off to end segment.
Winners: GUS SONNENBERG & USO’s
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** TV CLIP **
Highlight video reel package of Dean Ambrose vs Sheamus story arc (Ambrose trying to push Sheamus toward suicidal despair with all his failures as "champion" ) that promotes their big upcoming match on BCCW TV Episode #7. Stay tuned!!
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MIZ TV
MIZ performs a PPV rundown of the upcoming My Bloody Valentine III PPV (with a focus on the Valentines Intergender Tag Team match between Cena/Stratus vs. Thesz/Nevaeh). Miz is about to tell us about the time *HE* performed in one of these matches at MBVII - when he’s interrupted by WILD RED BERRY & DAMIEN SANDOW!
They engage Miz in a bout of witty repartee; claiming their own show “Epiphania” is much better than MIZ TV. But Miz kindly reminds them they only had one episode and it was crashed by the Motor City Machine Guns and the debuting Rhino! Chitter-chatter is just a prelude to the eventual challenge, and as the ring set is cleared - and Miz removes his suit coat (Sandow, his ring robe) in anticipation of locking up - the heels cleverly reveal that Sandow is *NOT* his chosen opponent for the night… it’s Wild Red Berry himself.
** SEGUE **
MIZ vs. WILD RED BERRY
** Middleweight Match **
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Miz is fiery and intense tonight, seemingly swinging his pendulum more into “baby face” alignment. Meanwhile, Berry & Sandow remain diabolical and rakish as usual - overcoming Miz’ offensive volley - and securing the victory with a dastardly double-team unseen by the referee. “Gilligan Twist” from Wild Red Berry (in this world, it’s a modified version of the old Rings of Saturn submission - see Perry Saturn WCW) squeezes a tap out from the mouth that roared. Postmatch, Berry & Sandow use their mic time to tout the greatness of their Dead Poets Society, reiterate Damien Sandow’s heavyweight title goal and announce Wild Red Berry is officially licensed as a manager *AND* an active competitor, and Berry has BCCW MW title ambitions!
Winner (by submission): WILD RED BERRY.
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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PRIME TIME PLAYAZ vs. ELIMINATORS
** 6 Man Tag Team Match **
w/
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PTP bring the flash & sizzle - the Eliminators bring stiff realism. Everybody gets over, and the PtP retain their colorful edge even in defeat. Ki-Krusher into Total Elimination on Rockstar Kaos (previously of XPW Remixed fame) ends the match emphatically. But the PtP shtick and charisma only continues to grow. Meanwhile, Saturn & Kronus speak briefly this time about the loss @ NYE and coming back stronger - and Low Ki wraps up their postmatch promo with some stern words for the rest of the BCCW 6-Man division as they work their way back up to a title shot (getting over the upcoming TBI vs LOD PPV battle as well).
Winners: ELIMINATORS
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** BACKSTAGE VIGNETTE **
Voodoo Murders are still giving comedic chase to the Crown Jewels throughout the backstage area (giving new meaning to "St Valentines Day Massacre" ). They scramble through the womens dressing room, catching Annie Social & Aksana in a state of undress. Jun Kasai gives pause to hungrily stare them up and down (seemingly sizing them up) - only to grab the skimpy Valentines Day lingerie they hold in their hands! Kasai is going to force the Crown Jewels to wear it! The chase continues!!
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** Co-Main Event **
WILD SAMOANS vs. HEADHUNTERZ
(Xtreme Rulez)
** 6- Man Tag Team Match **
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On the opposite end of the spectrum from the last match - we get this slobber knocker. Showing the wildly diverse aspects of BCCW 6-Man tag team action. Here, the Headhunterz & Mike Awesome engage in a thrilling XPW Remixed-styled fracas all over the ringside area and beyond with their opponents Wild Samoans - who revealed UMAGA as their savage-in-crime in a pre-match war ritual! Chairs, guardrails, ring steps and posts… you name it. ECW Hardcore, XPW Remixed ultra-violence, classic Memphis, CZW, FMW - whatever you want to call it. Just know the fans are chanting “BCCW! BCCW!” as it happens. Headhunterz go through tables at ringside, while Awesome follows prey to a series of concussive charges from the Samoans & Umaga. The debuting Samoan Bulldozer also takes the time to scare Tamina right off the apron, before blasting Mike Awesome with a Samoan spike for the pin (all 3 Samoans pig pile on Awesome for the count)! Headhunterz slink off in defeat, while proclaiming this war far from finished. Meanwhile Umaga makes his BCCW debut an emphatic one with this victory tonight.
Winners: WILD SAMOANS
** CUT **
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** Woman’s Championship **
MILDRED BURKE © versus TAMINA
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Now Tamina is forced into battle alone. On the eve of her biggest BCCW match to date, she is stressed, anxious and without any back-up (her boys Headhunterz & Mike Awesome being driven off in defeat). Meanwhile Mildred Burke is the quintessential queen of cool, carrying herself with a powerful grace and dignity that is hard to befoul (despite the greatest efforts of XPW Remixed). Str8t sportsmanship, with the two woman putting on a tense mat-clinic, different from the other action you’ve seen tonight. Lots of athletic submission attempts and shoot hold counters by Burke, with Tamina offering up some impressive strength displays to counter (Burke is smaller than the muscular daughter of Superfly). Tamina takes over on power offense, only to miss her Superfly splash in dramatic fashion - and wind up caught in an airtight Mildred Burke arm-bar! Tamina has no choice but to tap or snap! She taps out!
Winner by submission (and STILL BCCW Womans champion): MILDRED BURKE
Burke is in the middle of her show-closing victory promo (also shouting out training partner Ronda Rousey and her UFC title defense coming soon), when we are all interrupted by the panicked run-in of the CROWN JEWELS! They are literally chased all the way to the ring by the Voodoo Murders (Adrian Adonis looks slathered in baby oil with an apple crammed in his mouth and his hands half-tied behind like his back like he just escaped)! In fear, the Crown Jewels slide in and out of the ring - leading the Voodoo Murders (Jun Kasai & Taru) to come face to face with Mildred Burke… where they stop and gaze her up and down with lascivious intent. But the Womans champion doesn’t back down OR settle for disrespect… she SLAPS the goggles right off of Jun Kasai’s face! Oh my, that turns the switch in the Voodoo Murders and they begin to advance menacingly upon Mildred Burke…
Until the Motor City Machine Guns Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin run in for the save! With the crowd going crazy, MCMG rock the Voodoo Murders with synchronized tag moves - leaving the Japanese tandem stunned and dazzled! But when the MCMG don’t see it coming, BIG DADDY VOODOO (the 3rd member of Voodoo Murders) lumbers to ringside and clobbers them both! The former “Viscera” uses big-man offense on the Flyweight-size wrestlers to regain their heat…
Until RHINO runs in to complete the 3-on-3 brawl! He hits a sick GORE! GORE! GORE! On Big Daddy V and everything is going crazy! BCCW 6-Man Tag team madness! Voodoo Murderz are finally ejected from the ring, and MCMG celebrate with Burke! Then the Crown Jewels try sneaking into the ring to offer their hands to MCMG. But the Guns survey the crowd reaction (“GET EM!” ) before deciding to slam the Crown Jewels instead! Burke with an armbar on Mr Fabulous! Double dropkicks for Adonis! GORE! GORE! GORE! To Elia that folds him up like an accordion! Oh my, we’re out of time for the week! Happy Valentines Day from BCCW! STAY TUNED!!
** FADE OUT **
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