Post by MadStepDad on Feb 6, 2013 22:06:00 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight it is former Flyweight champion BLKJeez taking on Brian Kendrick!! Stay tuned! **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you from Manchester, New Hampshire:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Blackout! In TV industry vernacular, it is the non-airing of television or radio programming in a certain media market. It is particularly prevalent in the broadcasting of sports events, although other television or radio programs may be blacked out as well. During Superbowl XLVII a blackout suspended the game for over half an hour. The electricty generated by BCCW at "New Years Evolution" resulted in a very controversial "blackout" (following the parallel "real world" occurence of something very similiar - see WWE Royal Rumble 2013) that allowed WORLD champion Lou Thesz to retain his title. In pro wrestling, "BLACKOUT!" can mean something else entirely... a night of debuts! Tonight! Former Flyweight champion BLKJeez in action, and new champion Paul London speaks! The BCCW 6-Man tag team ranks grow more formative, woman's champion Mildred Burke is in the house, and witness the debut of Damien Sandow & Wild Red Berry's newest talk-show "Epiphania"! All that and more, stay tuned!
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3MB vs USO's
** 6-Man Tag Team match **
vs.
Hip opening segment starting with a 3MB “concert” that never actually materializes (because of the audience reaction) – only to morph into an impromptu dance-off between a boatload of funky Samoans. The tribal siva tau war-cry of the Uso brothers emanated first, giving rise to their triumphant BCCW return (taken out originally by the Headhunterz)… but then the beat suddenly switched to a funky (familiar) flute instrumental… declaring they are ready for BCCW 6-man war..
Enter RIKISHI!!
Big pop… huge reaction.. interaction with 3MB (to the tune of the aforementioned dance-off) and BOOM. Instant Uso’s 6-Man tag team offense. They run a train of 3 charging rear splashes, the last one culminating in a crowd-pleasing (but author-sickening) “stink face” (to Heath Slater of course). Stereo top rope splashes from Jimmy & Jey (to Jinder & JC) end the match with a flourish. Cue the lights and funky beat once more. Don the shades, cool fedoras and kick-step for me one time. Uso Bros & Rikishi. BCCW 6-Man Tag Team action. Peace.
Winners: USO’s
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GUS SONNENBERG vs CHASE DEL MONTE (w/ Tony Rumble)
** Flyweight Match **
versus w/
BCCW-exclusive Flyweight action; a division wrought with many meanings. In the combat world, it represents the bantamweight, lower weight classes. A place where war is fast and strenuous – where you have to be strong *and* quick to survive. A place where guys like Jose Aldo, Showtime Pettis, Mitsuyo Maeda & Ben Henderson carved out their place in the “P4P” argument (Pound-for-pound greatest fighters of all time). In the street swag parlance of rap-life “Fly” is to be the freshest-laced cat on the scene. Finally, “fly” as a euphemism for X-Games daredevil-may-care Xtreme action. Compared to “X-Divisions”, “Cruiserweight wrestlers” or “Juniors” – BCCW Flyweight athletes are amongst the best in the world. Case in point tonight, Gus Sonneberg – who schools the comedic heel Chase Del Monte while commentators recap the events of the BCCW Flyweight title Ladder Match @ NYE (Paul London 2003 = New Champ). Also, BLKJeez vs Brian Kendrick in a continuation of that feud tonight. Chase & “Boston Bad Boy” Tony Rumble keeps the crowd involved with lots of interaction, while Sonnenberg’s rough-and-tumble Leatherheads-style keeps them chanting his name. In the end GSon forces a Chase Del Monte charge head-first into his own manager Tony Rumble, knocking him off the apron – and BOOM! “Providence Steam-Roller” from Sonnenberg (part GORE! / part POUNCE!) seals the deal.
Winner: GUS SONNENBERG
Post match Gus only gets out a few words of appreciation out, before it looks like there may be an altercation between him and the Broken City Hooliganz Crew (Damien Demento has come out beside Rumble & Del Monte). Sonnenberg waves them on! He’s not afraid of a fight! But thankfully Commissioner William Muldoon arrives on the scene to warn Rumble and his crew, and keep the proceedings moving. The judicial ruling is as follows: next BCCW Fight Night – 8-Man Tag Team match… Broken City Hooliganz (one of which *MUST* include Tony Rumble himself) versus Gus Sonnenberg… who has 7 days to ascertain 3 tag team partners of his own. Terms are agreed upon and we’ve got ourselves a follow-up match next week! Stay tuned!!
Commissioner Muldoon with a judicial ruling.
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** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
An angry Trish Stratus speaks on the betrayal she suffered at NYE by the hands of her former partner Alexxis Nevaeh. Trish Stratus seeks revenge and won't stop until the BCCW Woman's championship is around her waist.
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"EPIPHANIA"
Starts with brief backstage altercation between Woman’s champion Mildred Burke © & Tamina. The daughter of Superfly Snuka is viciously cocky, and with her pack of wild savages (Headhunterz & Mike Awesome) she feels she has the advantage - telling Burke to watch her back. But to her surprise, Mildred Burke alludes to have some “wild boyz” of her own… Cut to ring where the set for “EPIPHANIA” (latin for “Epiphany”) is waiting. Our hosts are the linguistically-endowed duo of Damien Sandow & Wild Red Berry. The set is like a classic intellectual study; faux fireplace, comfortable seating and a fanciful bookshelf adds to the décor. Sandow & Berry open with some witty and sarcastic banter, and hype the battle for the Woman’s championship as being one of “grace, class & beauty versus brute savagery & degradation”. Of course Sandow & Berry, as sophisticated scholars would never let filthy, uneducated common swine on their show (everybody assumes they’re speaking of Tamina, Headhunterz, Awesome) but of course in heelish fashion the “pig” they’re referring to is Mildred Burke. Sandow & Berry are grateful to play host to the Polynesian Princess TAMINA.
She enters with her crew in tow, as comentators speculate this may also be a ploy on Sandow/Berry’s behalf to curry favor with the rising Headhunterz trio and avoid confrontation with their BCCW 6-Man Tag Team of FabKangs & Genius - who, by the way, have been on a successful Dark Match tour of NWA country as they tweak their act together).
Tamina is a woman of few words, but she makes her intentions very clear. She’s calling Mildred Burke OUT! Tamina wants to challenge for the Woman’s championship of the World! Sure enough, her bold declarations draw the theme song of our champion - and a proud Mildred Burke strides out onto the entrance ramp - holding her belt high above and smirking confidently. She did not come alone. Enter training partner ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY (UFC 157 coming soon!!)
And the returning MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS!! (put on the shelf by the Headhunterz)
Now - with their respective camps surrounding them, egging them on and itching for action, Burke & Tamina go nose to nose just long enough for Burke to ACCEPT her challenge for a title shot! Tamina shoves her - Burke smiles before BLASTING her with a forearm shiver - and we’re off to the races! Suddenly the entire ring devolves into a wild fracas, with Damien Sandow in the middle desperately trying to keep everybody away from his priceless set pieces (“not my ming vase!” “that desk is mahogany!”) One by people start getting ejected - Tamina tumbles out, Headhunterz are tossed by Sabin & Shelly (and then pursued by the WILD SAMOANS - who brawl with the Headhunterz all the way backstage!), Awesome goes through the chairs and out the ring… until finally only Damien Sandow is left stranded alone in the ring - with MCMG, Rousey & Burke staring him down! He tries begging off, and MCMG frighten him with an elaborate synchronized routine that leaves him covering his eyes and cowering in fear… only to reveal it as a dramatic set-up. They pull the ropes open to reveal an unseen behemoth rushing into combat on their behalf…
Introducing to BCCW (by way of Detroit Rock City)
RHINO!! (debut)
OMFG that’s the last ECW champion and Fantasy wrestling free-agent RHINO! He STREAKS into the ring with a mighty GORE! GORE! GORE! That puts Damien Sandow *RIGHT THROUGH* the bookshelf! Sandow’s body folds in half as the wreckage collapses in on him in a hellacious spot! The crowd is going crazy! MCMG are now custom-designed for BCCW 6-Man competition! Motor City Machine Guns??? These guys just added a mfn CANNON! Finally, Commissioner William Muldoon arrives on the scene to issue his decree… Next Fight Night - Headhunterz versus Wild Samoans! Next BCCW TV - Motor City Machine Guns vs. Fabulous Kangaroos! Winners move one step closer to a BCCW 6-Man title shot!! Oh my a badass set of matches to look forward to!
Headhunterz vs. Wild Samoans!
Fabulous Kangaroos vs. Motor City Machine Guns
(** all contested under 6-Man rules **)
** PLUS **
** BCCW Woman’s championship **
Mildred Burke © vs. Tamina!!
STAY TUNED!!
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FRENCH ANGEL vs GORGEOUS GEORGE vs MIZ
** Middlweight Triple Threat match **
w/ vs. w/
versus
Recap of the whole Angel/Miz/George arc (including “the return” the “segment” and the “slap”) and finally the “match” on BCCW TV Episode #4. George & Miz also had an altercation in the Mega Brawl @ NYE. French Angel (in the new-school, liberal world of post-2000 New England) is the clear-cut “babyface”… Gorgeous George w/ his tethered man-servant Gentleman Tornado is the definitive heel… while Miz (2013) straddles that weird fence between them. All of their actions however, have the same very-clearly defined goal in mind: BCCW championship. Tonight, the onus of the confrontation seems to take place between Angel’s beautiful valet Sammi Lane – and George’s increasingly bitter and violent (especially towards women) Gentleman Tornado. The interactions are so torrid, that it serves as a distraction to both Angel & George at time. Ultimately allowing Miz to sneak in a flash SCF on old fantasy wrestling rival Gorgeous George for the pin (final comeuppance over the man that beat Miz for the old XPW TV title)… post match Miz is vindicated with his glory – but absolutely *OUTRAGED* when his mandatory interview segment is cut short by a wild Angel/Gorgeous George/Gentleman Tornado brawl that spills backstage and steals the show right from under the Miz!
Winner: MIZ
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BLKJEEZ vs. BRIAN KENDRICK
** Flyweight Bout **
versus
Both men get brief pre-match words backstage to set the stage for their battle. Epic Indy-level see-saw-fest that has to be seen to be believed. In fantasy wrestling terms, it is classic ROH vs CZW in a match that never happened during their promotional wars. It is contemporary TNA vs TNA match-up, with Brian and Rashad Cameron both appearing there (even if only once or twice, in BLKJeez case). Same with WWE, where Kendrick carved out a place as one of the longest –reigning tag team champions in history (with current BCCW FW champion Paul London)… while BLKJeez once appeared in an anonymous Ryback squash match. It’s still all good. Here, BLKJeez is allowed to get down to his gritty, profane (sexually-harrassing) heelish worst – driving the crowd into a lather acting as the perfect foil for Brian Kendrick’s high-flying assault. Lenient with the rules, the ref even allows a steel chair to come into play (once in the hands of Kendrick) and they perform a few leaps and dives off that, before Kendrick’s lust for a highlight reel move (Striker thinks it’s because of London’s show-stealing dive @ NYE) causes him to crash and burn. BLKJeez takes advantage, wears him down quickly and finishes with a tornado DDT (onto the chair). Post-match, BLKJeez is still pissed – and forsakes his mic time for 3 mins of damn-near murderlizing Brian Kendrick, including a BLKJeez-flying double foot stomp to Kendrick’s ankle (encased in the steel chair). By the time security can pry him off, and BCCW FW champion Paul London (in street clothes) makes the run in – the damage is done. BLKJeez holds the steel chair aloft in victory upon the entrance ramp and soaks in the crowd boos with a satisfied smirk upon his face. But as we’ve already seen from the world of BCCW, there will most certainly be legal repercussions for BLKJeez has done…
Winner: BLKJEEZ
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Flyest in all the Land
BCCW Flyweight champion Paul London takes center stage for a congratulatory promo. He thanks the world as highlights of his daredevil victory at NYE roll on. He cuts an intense promo that finishes with him sitting atop a ladder in the center of the ring and holding his championship belt aloft for the universe to see (declaring himself the "fighting champion of fantasy wrestling"). Just then... BLACKOUT! The arena lights plunge into darkness! When they spark back to life, this man is standing in the ring...
SABU
The Homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal madman is in BCCW! Paul London (still astride the ladder) is shocked to see him! The crowd pops! Sabu points to the sky (where London) is and issues the silent challenge! Sabu is the OG of Xtreme and he wants a Flyweight title shot! Commissioner William Muldoon appears for an informal fan poll on the prospect of seeing this match (the fans ROAR their approval) so be it! Title match next Fight Night!!
** BCCW Flyweight Championship Match **
Paul London © versus Sabu!!
** NEXT WEEK! Stay tuned!! **
** FADE OUT **
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