Post by MadStepDad on Feb 1, 2013 9:34:07 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE from Manchester New Hampshire:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Show-opening montage of highlights from the recently-concluded “NEW YEARS EVOLUTION” PPV. Thesz retained the WORLD title under dubious circumstances – John Cena was undeniably victorious – two titles changed hands – two champions retained – and a new BCCW MW champion was crowned! Tonight, the aftermath of NYE. Tonight, the Axis of Evil has been enlisted in 3 solo matches – the last specifically requested by the BCCW HW champion himself! Sheamus © has challenged the German Hans Schmidt to a fight! Plus – the Wild Samoans are in action! And Mega Brawl winner MIL MASCARAS (1975) will announce which championship he will pursue! Stay tuned!!
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"Who Runs This Town"
Cena theme song to open show… big pop and warm welcome. Rousing opening promo from Cena keeping it in the “hustle, loyalty, respect” vein while covering the recent “NYE” developments… John Cena BEAT Strangler Lewis in their Grudge Match and now he’s calling the Territory World champion OUT! John Cena wants Lou Thesz once and for all! Big pop! But instead of the champion, we get…
KILLER KOWALSKI & camp!
With the BCCW MW champion Tommaso Ciampa, and BCCW 6-Man champions TBI behind him (including “Giant Bernard” in place of “Lord Tensai” – the transformation came during an update on Camp Killer Kowalksi’s youtube channel) – Kowalski cuts a cocky, intimidating sight. He has the gall to confront Cena over who *REALLY* runs the streets round here… things get testy (with Cena even kissing and removing his dog tags before seemingly ready to battle all 5 men by himself!) – before we get our final interruption:
BCCW President Paul Bowser!
He has some Presidential words for Kowalksi and crew – giving credit where it’s due, but refusing to kowtow to any employee no matter how much “bigger than the game” they perceive to be. BCCW is the eternal, hallowed ground of Fantasy Wrestling and nobody is bigger than this stage. To prove his point, Bowser initiates a patented 6-man tag team challenge –
Truly Bad Intentions (w/ Killer Kowalski) versus… John Cena… w/ CRUSHER CASEY & ROB VAN DAM!!
And that’s coming up NEXT!! Stay tuned!!
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CENA, CASEY & RVD versus TRULY BAD INTENTIONS © w/ Killer Kowalksi
** 6 Man Tag Team Attraction (Non-Title) **
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Returning from commercial break, both teams squared off and ready to compete. Attention is paid as to how BCCW MW champion (and co-Tag Team champion) Tommaso Ciampa was able to abscond from this match in favor of Giant Bernard (the former “Tensai”). The sensei Killer Kowalski has quickly amassed a tower of championship power in his own right, and we all have a fear as to what his ultimate goal will be (BCCW HW champion). That’s why their rise must be halted tonight - by the combined baby face super-powers of Cena/Crusher/RVD. Incredible opening contest that could have closed any wrestling event in the country. But we’re just getting warmed up. Especially when Ciampa & Kowalski get tossed from ringside in an angry tizzy by the referee. RVD 420’s xtreme athleticism helps overcome the might of his opponents… Crusher Casey shows off his new ruthless aggressiveness (even with a still-fresh bandage on his head that started leaking through halfway thru the match) by matching size and strength with Ryback… while Cena puts the exclamation point on their assault by FUAA’ing Machine Gun Karl Anderson back to the musket powder-era. 1!.. 2!.. 3! The united face of BCCW stands tall by vanquishing another rising army!
Winners: JOHN CENA, CRUSHER CASEY & RVD420
With the entire arena rocking with Captain Cena and the BCCW storm troopers, a clear shot across the bow has been sent towards Territory Wars champion Lou Thesz and his camp. But they’re not the only Dark Power on the rise in BCCW… before the celebration can become too rousing, we get another interruption…
The Axis of Evil!!
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"Enter THE AXIS"
It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, but these gentleman and their fiery rhetoric are no laughing matter. The German, the Fin & the South African appear on the giant Video Tron with words for BCCW and the fans. DeBeers is the figure-head speaker tonight, and he pitches the trilogy of matches the Axis is signed up for tonight (culminating in the big Sheamus vs. Hans Schmidt main-event). They plan to send a message both individually and collectively, that soft American politics have no place in the rugged, free-for-all frontier of Fantasy Wrestling. Cena, Crusher, RVD, Mascars, Sheamus - and anybody else who drapes themselves in red, white & blue tyranny, behold! The Axis of Evil declares WAR on BCCW!
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COLONEL DEBEERS vs RUCKUS
** Catchweight Bout **
vs
Match is a case study in socio-politics through crowd participation alone. Contrast Col DeBeers heavily guarded entrance (with fans looming violently at him, and trash raining down) - to the raucous celebration instigated by Ruckus entrance. The same people throwing batteries at DeBeer are embracing Ruckus, nodding their heat to the beat of his entrance music with a sea of white, brown & black hands reaching for the communal “Black-N-Mild” he smokes on the way to the ring. We get the big ring announcer intros for both men, and Col DeBeers is outraged to hear Ruckus billed as the “Jake the Snake of getting baked” and “AJ Styles of Black-n-Milds” amongst other things. This is a catch-weight bout, as DeBeers clearly has the size and weight advantage (as he twirls his handlebar mustache constantly in a nefarious, war-criminal mastermind kind of way). Yet… in a torrid display of hatred and disrespect, Col DeBeers REFUSES to participate in the match!
He won’t even debase himself and filthy his hands on that man! DeBeers is refusing to compete tonight! He even grabs the mic and starts saying something about Black History month (uh oh), when thankfully the mic is cut. So DeBeers starts storming out. But as *soon* as an angry Ruckus turns his back for one moment to argue with the ref, DeBeers charges the ring and attacks Ruckus from behind! The bell never even rang and DeBeers just kicks the ever-loving crap out of the fan favorite - culminating in a vicious Curb Stomp (steel chair assisted) that takes Ruckus OUT. Message delivered. Col DeBeers dusts his hands off like one might after taking the trash, and cheerily makes his way back to Axis headquarters - twirling his mustache the entire way. Fans are booing more voraciously than perhaps you’ve ever heard…
Winner: NONE (no finish)
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDES **
** Sheamus arrives in the building - still pissed off. "No comment" for cameras RE: his match against Schmidt tonight. **
** words from Hans Schmidt himself, declaring his contractual stipulations have deemed his match tonight to be a BCCW HW title match! That's why Sheamus appeared so angry! **
** Cameras catch "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers laid out in the locker room, with paramedics and Mark Henry looming over him. He was the victim of some kind of "attack" - and Mark Henry is enraged. He goes storming off to find the culprit, who he knows to be BCCW TV champion Goldberg!! **
** Killer Kowalski barking at his crew RE: the earlier loss, and pinning most of the responsibility on Ryback (who stews silently). **
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BACK BAY MONOLOGUE
Cameras pull away to reveal Ambrose location to be "Crusher Casey's" - the popular Back Bay tavern (owned by - you guess it - Steve "Crusher" Casey, Ireland's Greatest Athlete). He punctuates his statement with a violent smashing and ransacking of the establishment, claiming he will "draw last blood" as well (in reference to Ambrose's victory over Crusher in a First Blood match @ "NYE").
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THICKER THAN GOLD...
Mil Mascaras entrance… in-ring interview with MSD… thanks the fans in Spanglish… revs up the crowd (along with his pyro/confetti/laser entrance that is amongst the best in fantasy wrestling today)… and prepares to announce his championship intention, when…
ALBERTO DEL RIO
Del Rio is mad… Mega Brawl loss/XPW remixed victory = impromptu respect challenge right NOW! Mexican Death match rules (aka “Last Man Standing”)
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ALBERTO DEL RIO versus MIL MASCARAS
** Mexican Death Match **
w/ versus
Another awesome example of pure fantasy wrestling… a match that can (and has) headlined countless Fantasy draft sheets and could main event any arena in the country is but the main-course appetizer here in BCCW. With a limitless roster of fantasy potential, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to include nameless, faceless jabroni jobbers in any capacity. Every match has the potential to steal the show no matter where it’s scheduled. Here the impromptu machismo and emotional family drama before the match propels it to instant classic status. Stipulation matches are fought under 20 minute time limits (with championships contested in 25). The ADR/Mascaras feud from XPW Remixed is referenced, as Mascaras was forced to leave that Territory in shame as a result. Here – the fans propel PWI’s Most Popular Wrestler (1975) to untold heights. The match is emotional, gritty and hard-fought – with ADR showing more of a determination than ever before. He even waives Ricardo Rodriguez *OFF* at one point in the match, when Ricardo runs-in with masking tape! ADR wants to finish Mascaras by himself and the honorable way. Highlight of the match comes off a sick series of reversals on the floor – leading to Mascaras propelling himself up to the top rope and launching himself into perfect cross body form. He sails from the top rope to the arena floor, hitting ADR in perfect standing formation and driving *BOTH* of them through the announce table in a dramatic and climatic explosion! FAN POP! “THIS IS AWESOME” chant. Ref has counted to 8.5 when Mascaras finally removes himself from the wreckage… by performing a picture-perfect kip up. He is on his feet and encouraging the fans to finish the count (in Spanish of course)… “nueve… diez!!!”
Winner: MIL MASCARAS
Postmatch interview with MSD... Mascaras will challenge BCCW MW champion TOMASSO CIAMPA! meanwhile, ADR is helped to the back by Ricardo and paramedics, but takes time to stare down his uncle hard from the entrance ramp... a mix of disappointment, awe... and respect?
** BCCW MW championship **
Tommaso Ciampa © vs Mil Mascaras
Next week on BCCW TV!!
STAY TUNED!!
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The Real Sons of Anarchy
”Earlier Tonight” video replay of Buddy Rogers laid out in the locker room, apparently the victim of a brutal attack. Mark Henry is irate and has taken to the ring to call out the man responsible for that assault… new BCCW TV champion GOLDBERG!!
The two fantasy wrestling behemoths have the chill-inducing face off – each trying to out-intimidate the other. Mark Henry barks at Goldberg on the mic, calling him out for a fight… something the BCCW TV champion is glad to oblige! But before the two warriors can clash, a familiar tune blasts through the arena sound system…
D-VON DUDLEY leads his biker gang soldiers through the crowds until they surround the ring… Mark Henry and Goldberg are forced together back-to-back as Aces & 8s advances… 8-on-2 assault commences – and while Goldberg & Henry show off a few super strongman feats (hurling people about in impossible manners) – eventually they get swallowed alive. Both men stomped into the mat and pulverized.
Goldberg handcuffed to the ropes and hit with a club. Mark Henry has his ankle Pillmanized with a steel chair by D-Von. Finally - with a great flourish Buddy Rogers appears on the entrance ramp (Armani suit, alligator shoes, diamond pinky ring and fat Cuban cigar and in perfect health) to claim responsibility for the attack. It was all a set-up, Mark Henry has grown weak and Buddy Rogers needs to move on. That’s why he snaps Henry’s leg (with a ringpost Figure-4 – just like he did Matt Morgan) and announces he has sought a TV Title rematch in Mark’s place! Aces & 8s did their job like street mercenaries. Buddy Rogers raises their hands in victory. Goldberg & Mark Henry are wheeled out of BCCW arena…
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LUDVIG BORGA versus TED ARCIDI
** Heavyweight bout **
versus
Borga 1993 big and strong… Arcidi 1986 bigger and stronger… So Borga is forced to get gritty and uses dirty boxing and wrestling to ground Arcidi, before finishing him with a rear-naked choke in under 4 mins (which was long enough by some accounts). But don’t worry loyal patriots, Ludvig Borga will get his in a few years at the hands of Captain America Randy Couture in a UFC cage. But for tonight – the Axis once again sends a message – and we’re left with Ludvig Borga waiving the Finland flag high above for all the world to see…
Winner: LUDVIG BORGA
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ELIMINATORZ vs CRYME TYME 3.0
** 6-Man Tag Team match **
vs
Heavy, heavy night of action so far - which is why this candy corn weed break is so necessary. The brand-new look PRIME TIME PLAYAZ start the segment and assume guest commentary positions. TITUS + Kaos + the debuting (in BCCW) DARREN YOUNG (+ WCW GG) = the newest BCCW 6-man sensation. In action, Eliminators are pure pop and crunch, working in enough crisp strikes to run a neighborhood bowling league. Cryme Tyme 3.0 are comedic entertainment gold (think "Half Baked" meets "Car Wash" versus "Crooklyn") but in the end, Ki-Crusher followed by Total Elimination snuffs out the Weedman like a roach. Postmatch, Low-Ki addresses the listeners (and tag team champions TBI) by claiming their hard fought loss at "NYE" only made the Eliminatorz stronger and more determined. Prime Time Playaz beg to differ! To be continued!!
Winners: ELIMINATORS
But the new-look, 6-man speciality PRIME TIME PLAYAZ ain't far behind! Eliminatorz?? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!
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BEST IN THE WORLD
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
John Cena is focusing on seeking a title match against Lou Thesz, when he happens upon ex-tag team partner ALEXXIS NEVEAH (now a pissed-off, bitter heel). Cena tries having a heart-to-heart with her, but she only wants to mention how close she noticed Cena and Trish Stratus to be (he insists they’re just friends). It’s unclear whether Cena’s words reach Alexxis or not, but she promises to think about them. Cena exits and cameras linger on Alexxis’ face to end the segment. A touch of remorse?
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HEADHUNTERZ vs WILD SAMOANS
** Tag Team bout **
versus
Huge fan pleasing slobberknocker. Two crazy teams of savages going straight up – headbutt for headbutt – big splash for big splash. Wild Samoans are in control most of the match, and even get a piece of Mike Awesome at ringside (double headbutt). But Tamina proves to be the difference maker – clutching Sika’s ankle on an apron suplex attempt (allowing Headhunter B to crash 400lbs down on him) – and clinging onto it with all her might as the ref counts Sika down. 1!.. 2!.. 3! The Headhunterz have won, but only because their ranks are ready-made for BCCW 6-man combat! The Wild Samoans wind up chasing Tamina backstage in horror to retain their fan-pleasing aura and give the bad guys some comeuppance.
Winners: HEADHUNTERZ
Tamina & Mike Awesome are the difference-makers tonight.
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** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **
SHEAMUS © (2012) versus HANS SCHMIDT (1954)
versus
Big time wrestling main event shine for this match. Schmidt is billed as “The Teuton Terror” and enters with the war helmet that comes into play later. Sheamus gets a heroes reception and can barely wait out the ring announcer introductions, his Irish blood is boiling so bad. Commentators cover the controversy at “NYE” when Axis of Evil “allegedly” attacked Sheamus under cover of dark, leading to a loss in his World title match. What is not disputable however was the appearance of Hans Schmidt at the end of the PPV and his brawl with Sheamus (before being ejected from the building). He was fined for the assault, but Sheamus begged BCCW management not to suspend Schmidt. Because Sheamus wants to mete out some Irish justice tonight. Big, tough slobberknocker of a match between the two heavyweights – a thrilling bar fight that spills out into the audiences lap like a broken beer bottle. Battle resumes in the ring, but Schmidt manages to take advantage of Sheamus already-weakened leg and knee (a casualty of his feud with Lou Thesz ©) for an extended heel beatdown segment. “German Cross” backbreaker (to mock Sheamus further). Swinging neckbreaker. Knee bar. Yet the BCCW HW champion Sheamus never quits. Eventually Sheamus makes the fiery comeback – overtakes the German fascist (his suddenly failing cardio becoming an issue here) – runs through his series of finishing moves – before spiking Schmidt with a Brogue Kick in the center of the ring! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Sheamus retains!
Winner (and STILL BCCW HW champion): SHEAMUS (2012)
But the bad guys immediately get their heat back with an unsanctioned 3-on-1, WWE Shield-style beatdown. Sheamus is about to be piledrived by Schmidt on his own BCCW HW title... when JOHN CENA makes the run-in and save! Now it's 3-on-2 but the Axis STILL lay waste to Cena & Sheamus. Finally, there's nobody left to make the save and the Axis is finally escorted out of the building by police. The crowd is booing... the heroes are stirring... when none other than DEAN AMBROSE appears from the crowd to finish the attack on BCCW HW champion Sheamus! He drives the champion through a pane of glass (resting on two steel chairs) in an unprecedented spot! Dean Ambrose stands tall (and alone) over the wreckage, where he slowly raises the BCCW HW title to the sky over his head! Oh my what will happen next in BCCW!? Stay tuned!
Dean Ambrose is out for blood...
** FADE OUT **
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SUMMARY of SEGMENTS:
1) Cena - Kowalksi - Bowser... 6-man tag match set (segue)
2) Cena/RVD/Crusher def. TBI
3) Col DeBeers vs Ruckus (no contest)
4) Dean Ambrose trashes Crusher Casey's bar
5) Mil Mascaras def. Alberto Del Rio, will challenge for MW title
6) Mark Henry/Goldberg = Aces & 8s attack / Buddy Rogers mastermind
7) Ludvig Borga def. Ted Arcidi (HW match)
8) Eliminatorz def. Cryme Tyme 3.0
9) Lou Thesz on Tuesday Night Titans
10) Headhunterz def. Wild Samoans
11) Sheamus def. Hans Schmidt (BCCW HW title)