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Post by MadStepDad on Mar 15, 2012 19:21:23 GMT -5
XPW Remixed presents... FALLOUT FESTIVAL (Night One)A revolutionary two-night event that will blow the mind of every fantasy wrestling fan... a real life Wrestling Woodstock...BRACE YOURSELF!!!** XPW Television Championship ** The MIZ (2011) © vs Honky Tonk Man (1989)
** XPW Woman's Championship ** Annie Social © vs Wendy Richter vs Alexxis Nevaeh
** XPW Tag Team Championship ** (Real) Kings of Wrestling © vs Fabulous Kangaroos
William Muldoon versus Hakushi Kuro
David Otunga introduces "FOCUS"
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers (1963) versus Ezekiel Jackson (2012)
** XPW Boston Championship ** John Cena (2005) © versus Mil Mascaras (1975) __________________________________________________________________________
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Post by MadStepDad on Mar 15, 2012 19:42:21 GMT -5
** Cut to ringside announce team **Gordon Solie & Matt Strike ** CUT TO VIDEO PACKAGE ** XXXPLOSION!!! OVERPOWERING!!! OVER THE COMPETITION WE’RE TOWERING!!! Purists are shocked! When we drop – fan festival events that make you call the COPS! Ladies and gentleman we are LIVE from an unspecified location in NYC! Where Fantasy Wrestlemania weekend kicks off with the BIGGEST tail gate party of the year! XPW Remixed presents “FALLOUT FESTIVAL”!!!
Today the festivities started with a rousing outside barbeque in our outside festival setting. Fans enjoyed strolling the midway where a vast array of carnival games (including “DUNK DOINK THE CLOWN”) awaited them… live musical acts, autograph sessions, and other fan-friendly activities provided fun for the whole family. Maria Menounos provided on-the-scene coverage for EXTRA. NOW... we finally come to the main event. Tonight, we come to the 1st of our historic Fallout Festival wrestling cards.
Tonight, behold the glitz and pageantry of the Hollywood Red Carpet, when MIZ flies in to defend his XPW Television title against a brazen Honky Tonk Man… plus a woman’s championship AND tag team championship match! Mentor takes on student with William Muldoon vs Hakushi Kuro, Buddy Rogers runs into the brick wall of Ezekiel Jackson 2012, David Otunga promises to CHANGE THE GAME here with his prized free-agent acquisition, and PWI Magazine’s “Most Popular Wrestler of the Year” Mil Mascaras attempts to dethrone John Cena for his XPW Boston championship!! Oh my, I hear the helicopter blades now! Let’s get right to the action!!!!** CUT TO RING ** _____________________________________________________________________"WORLD'S GREATEST ENTERTAINER"** XPW Television Title **THE MIZ (2011) © versus HONKY TONK MAN (1989) versus Energetic and entertaining opener, that starts with Honky Tonk Man bogarting the set and threatening to unleash his singing and guitar playing on the audience - before thankfully being interrupted by “AWWWEEESOOOOMEEEE!!!!” The crowd pop is tremendous as MIZ actually arrives VIA HELICOPTER in a truly bedazzling spectacular… he exits the helicopter and strolls to ringside like he's king of the world... dueling mic bit with Miz getting the better of HTM, angering and flustering the wrestling Elvis-impersonator… they finally go at it and it’s 85% Miz all the way… Honky gets some brief offense after an eye rake, but his gyrating hips and audience trash-talking serve to allow Miz’s babyface comeback… we even get a humorous interlude of MIZ sending out a live tweet from his iphone during the middle of the match (including a picture of Honky's freshly tussled hair)... we play a quick round of “hide the foreign object” from the ref, until HTM loses his guitar – and KABLOW!!! Exploding guitar shot over Honky’s head for the pinfall! Post match, Miz buries HTM on the mic and reminds the XPW universe he is the MOST AWESOME TELEVISION CHAMPION EVA! Winner (and STILL XPW Television champion): THE MIZ _________________________________________________________________________Ladies and gentleman, introducing to the Fallout Festival stage...CYNDI LAUPER (1985)!!!"Shmoolah" & "Moolah" = Annie Social "Lelani Kai" = Alexxis Nevaeh** SEGUE TO RING ** ** XPW Woman's Championship **ANNIE SOCIAL © vs WENDI RICHTER vs ALEXXIS NEVAEH versus versus The bell sounds and right away Annie Social is shaking her neck, snapping her fingers and talking shit. All three woman circle slowly, before Social says “fuck it” and jumps on Alexxis Nevaeh… Both Richter & Nevaeh kick Annie Social in the gut, and throw her out of the ring… Back and forth battle scientific battle between Richter & Nevaeh, and we get our first dueling chants of the night (“LETS GO WENDI!” / “LETS GO LEXXUS!”) They get near the apron, where Annie Social pulls both of them out of the ring by their hair! Annie Social hops up on the apron and levels both opponents with a jumping cross body. Back in the ring but Social only gets 2 off Nevaeh. Wendi Richter comes back in and attacks Annie Social. As they go at it, Alexxis Nevaeh recovers and nearly pins Social with a sunset flip. Into the ropes goes Alexis and Social pitches her right over the top rope to the floor! Then Wendi Richter clothelines Annie Social over the top rope! Suicide dive from Wendi Richter to both women on the floor! Cyndi Lauper is cheering like crazy at ringside and the crowd chants “XPW! XPW!” Richter & Social are outside battling it out as Alexxis Nevaeh gets back in to recover. As they battle it out on the outside, now Alexxis goes to the top rope and jumps on both women! Alexxis gets Social back in and covers her, but Richter breaks it up at the last moment. The fight continues with back-and-forth moves between all 3 opponents. Annie Social Samoan Drops Richter in the center of the ring – Alexxis snares Social in a flying bulldog attempt, but Social pushes her off THROUGH the middle ropes to the floor! Alexxis crashes hard on the arena floor! But just as quickly, Wendy Richter shocks Social with a Rocker Dropper legdrop to the back of the head for the climatic pinfall! Wendy Richter has done it! Crowd explodes, Cyndi Lauper jumps into the ring to celebrate and multi-colored confetti falls from the sky… we have a new champion!!!Winner (and NEW XPW Remixed Woman’s Champion): WENDI RICHTER (1985)** CUT ** ______________________________________________________________________** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **Locker room promo from the reigning XPW Tag Team champion (Real) Kings of Wrestling… they are Phil “Gunner” Shatter (2013), Austin Idol (1982) and valet Jessica Darlin (2001)… aggressive promo from Gunner, and a little more laid back but still ultra-focused follow-up from Idol… but they do display some very visible tension, and the ditzy, bitchy, whiny Jessica Darlin plays a big part in that too… announcers wonder if the (Real) KoW are still on the same page??? ** CUT TO RING ** ** XPW Tag Team Titles **FABULOUS KANGAROOS (w/ "Wild" Red Berry) versus (Real) Kings of Wrestling (w/ Jessica Darlin) © w/ versus w/ Fabulous Kangaroos enter first with their manager “Wild” Red Berry, who drives the crowd into a frenzy with his multisyllabic, cockamamie ranting… the Fabulous Kangaroos are “true American heroes”… (Real) Kings of Wrestling enter with their belts and Jessica Darlin in tow, as the announcers touch upon the heightened discord within their camp as of late… Jessica Darlin is a big, juicy divisive distraction to all… “WE WANT TABLES” chant from the crowd to start. Big-time announcer intros for both teams and the XPW Remixed Tag Team belts are prominently displayed. Match starts with FabKang #1 (aka Al Costello) versus Phil “Gunner” Shatter… Gunner overpowers him - clubbing Costello’s back, throwing him down with a slam and hitting a diving headbutt for two. Costello goes back on offense for a near fall of his own and Austin Idol makes a blind tag in, with a scowl on his face aimed The Fab Kang's way. Austin Idol chops the shit out of Costello, eliciting loud “WHOOOS!” with every slap.
At one point, Gunner demands that Darlin retrieve a table. She tries, but she’s too little and awkward to handle the thing herself. So Phil “Gunner” Shatter angrily leaves the ring to help her. But they take too long and with a flick of “Wild” Red Berry’s cane, the FabKangs are back in control. Kangaroos hit a double team suplex on Austin Idol and do their salute. Big time boos for that. Solie & Striker continue to put over both teams on commentary, but note that their respective cornermen (Berry & Darlin) might prove to be the difference tonight. In the ring Austin Idol is reaching out to Gunner for the tag, but just as he’s about to get it – Gunner has to drop down onto the floor to protect Jessica Darlin (who was slinking away from an encroaching Wild Red Berry). The muscular Phil “Gunner” Shatter chases Berry off, but the managers brilliant tactic has elongated the heel beatdown segment on Idol in the ring. Fab Kangs elevate Idol high in the air and then use his body to knock Gunner off the apron with a hurling shoulder tackle. Idol gets covered for two. Clothesline by FabKang#2 (aka Roy Heffernan) nearly takes Austin Idol’s head off for a near fall (broken up by Gunner). Same for a double spinebuster variation from the Fabulous Kangaroos. Double team on Idol but he fights his way out with a clothesline on Costello (aka FabKang#1) and tags Gunner.
Costello gets a headscissors on Idol, as now Gunner & Fab Kang #2 Roy Heffernan are brawling outside the ring. Costello & Idol battle over the top rope, and Costello winds up plunging back first into the center of the ring. Top rope clothesline by Austin Idol but he’s not the legal man. Now Wild Red Berry is up on the apron again, but this time Austin Idol catches him! Idol scoops him up HIGH in the air with a press slam, but Wild Red Berry escapes when FabKang#2 Roy Heffernan makes the save. Austin Idol gets speared off the ring apron through a table on the arena floor! “XPW! XPW!” Jessica Darlin goes for the hairspray in the face bit, but gets her own partner Phil “Gunner” Shatter instead! He stumbles backwards where Roy Heffernan scoops him up by the waist in a body vice and Costello comes down hard with an ace cutter (a Fab Kangs version of the “3D”)! 1! 2! 3! WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!!!Winners (and NEW XPW Tag Team Champions): FABULOUS KANGAROOS** CUT ** __________________________________________________________________Introducing..."FOCUS"With stars twinkling in the night sky above, lights around the ring are dramatically darkened until an ethereal resonance is reached within the Festival grounds… The video wall flares to life with a glossy, high-priced, “Coming Attractions”-like vehicle for the following segment… touting the release of “FOCUS” as an epic-level fantasy wrestling, Territory Wars GAME CHANGER… finally after ultra-dramatic video hype, we momentarily fade to black...
Cue “All About the Power” and David Otunga (2014)’s Five-Star entrance… suit, tie, pinky ring and expensive cup of coffee in hand he makes his way to ringside, glad-handing like he’s on the red carpet at the Emmy’s or Oscars or whatever crap Hollywood people go to… on the mic, Otunga is light-years ahead of when he first started in the business – effortlessly regaling the crowd with Hollywood hyperbole and sounding smooth and effortless while doing so… Hype, anticipation, revelation… PYRO! MUSIC! Ladies and gentleman INTRODUCING TO XPW REMIXED AND THE TERRITORY WARS…OH MY! The stunning, blond locks! Hollywood tan! Million-dollar glow! Bedazzling, stylish and sexy entrance outfit! The personification of glitz, glamour and BEAUTY in professional wrestling! The one and only! The most stunning! The GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!GORGEOUS GEORGE!!!!!boos…. Let-down…. Disappointment…. Gobbledy Gooker-level? Hard to tell… well, it’s David Otunga associated, so yeah… worse than Gooker… light jeering… a little apathy?.. Regardless, David Otunga smirks and crows about his dime piece accompaniment... parade around the ring a little… rub it in, take up too much time…. Oh you silly marks… Oh, you silly, silly marks… Pinch yourself. It's true. It's true! F*** YO DREAMS, N***A! THIS IS REALITY! Word to P-Diddy! This. Is. Really. HAPPENING. The most epic, extravagant entrance in fantasy wrestling HISTORY tonight for the G.O.A.T. That's "Greatest of all Time". Don't believe me? Ask American pop culture. Ask David Otunga (2014) himself. This is BIG. After the pomp & circumstance (literally) of The Man's entrance, we get down to business. The first in a long line of home-run pitches from the newest, hottest talent conglomerate in fantasy wrestling... FOCUS. Gorgeous George Perfume! The newest designer fragrance! Available at all fine retail outlets and XPW Remixed Shop Zone! GET YOURS TODAY!!!** CUT ** ________________________________________________________________________** BACKSTAGE PROMO **
Impassioned words from "Solid Man" Wiliam Muldoon... he still hopes, somewhere, that this bitter misunderstanding can be resolved before outright warfare consumes them both... But if not, William Muldoon makes no apologies for what he's about to do, or the training he put into this match...WILLIAM MULDOON: When, in a contest, you are so tired you feel that you cannot go on another second... think how tired your opponent must be. ** CUT TO RING ** WILLIAM MULDOON versus HAKUSHI KURO versus Hakushi Kuro attacks Muldoon right away to start, jumping him from across the ring. He blindsides his former coach and whips him into the corner - cartwheel elbow! Hakushi Kuro hits a backbreaker and goes for the moonsault already, but Muldoon rolls out of the way. Hakushi Kuro kicks Muldoon to the outside and hits a pescado. Muldoon rolls back in and Hakushi Kuro goes up top, but dives right into Muldoon’s knee. Sick counter, as Muldoon is finally starting to gather his bearings. Muldoon whips Hakushi Kuro into the ropes and back bodydrops him to the floor. Back in, Muldoon gets a front face lock, but Hakushi Kuro forces him into the corner and works him over. Hakushi Kuro grabs a headlock, but Muldoon shoves him off into the ropes. On the rebound, Hakushi Kuro shoulderblocks Muldoon down hard into the mat. Hakushi Kuro hits the ropes again, but this time Muldoon monkey flips him. Muldoon goes back to grinding in the front face lock until Hakushi reaches the ropes. Hakushi Kuro rakes Muldoon’s eyes and then whips him into the ropes, but Muldoon kicks him and hits a face buster. Muldoon goes for the Anaconda Vice, but Hakushi Kuro reaches the ropes. Hakushi Kuro hits a spinkick and drops an elbow for 2. Hakushi Kuro has been dazzling with ninjitsu strikes, but now is trying to wear Muldoon out on the mat with his own submission wrestling tactics… no greater insult to a coach, Matt Striker informs you on commentary.
Muldoon gets sent to the corner and Hakushi Kuro goes for his cartwheel elbow again, but misses. Muldoon goes for a corner charge, but misses that as well. Hakushi Kuro hits a backbreaker and goes for the moonsault, but Muldoon gets the knees up. Muldoon goes for a body slam, but Hakushi Kuro shifts his weight and falls on top for 2 (the effects of Muldoon’s weakened back acting up). Hakushi Kuro goes for the moonsault again, but Muldoon dropkicks him and hits a belly-to-back superplex for 2. They clothesline each other and then go for a dropkick at the same time. Muldoon gets sent into the ropes, he blocks a hiptoss and then gets a backslide for 2. Muldoon goes for a slam, but Hakushi rolls him up for 2. Muldoon goes for a leg lock to counter the kicks, but Hakushi Kuro reaches the ropes once more. Hakushi Kuro gets sent into the corner and an enraged Muldoon follows him with American boxing and heavyweight slugging. But the ref squeezes in between both men to force a break, and Muldoon gets unexpectedly MISTED with black spray from Hakushi’s mouth! A quick springboard body press later and Hakushi Kuro has squashed his former mentor for the win!!! Winner: HAKUSHI KURO______________________________________________________________________"NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS (1963) versus EZEKIEL JACKSON (2012) II versus Magnficent outdoors PPV entrance for Buddy Rogers and his entourage (dubbed the "Diamond Dynasty"). Alex Riley (2010) accompanied by his girlfriend Missy Hyatt (1990) and a still-injured Matt Morgan (2012)... vain, expensive and extravagant... typical Dynasty fanfare. But what nobody expected was for the entrances to last 10x longer than the match itself... Surprisingly - this fight lasts only 48 seconds! Recently dubbed as "the original screwjob" promoters, Joseph "Toots" Mondt led Rogers to believe that the contest would end in disqualification. But Big Ezekiel Jackson (2012) reportedly informed Rogers of a last minute change in plans in the ring as they were about to lock up. Zeke told Buddy "We can do this the easy way ... or the hard way"... Rogers chose the hard way. So Rogers was overwhelmed by Zeke's immense, raw strength and wound up submitting to Jackson's "Torture Rack" finisher before anybody could stop it! Jackson pounds his chest like a beast unchained, while Rogers rolls outside the ring with the rest of his stunned conglomerate. Just like that! Winner (by submission): EZEKIEL JACKSON_______________________________________________________________________** CUT TO RING ** ** XPW Boston Championship **JOHN CENA (2005) © versus MIL MASCARAS (1975) versus Raucous ovation for Mil Mascaras, complete with dazzling pyro display, confetti and the always crowd-pleasing dual mask bit… by the time Cena’s theme song starts, the crowd is surprisingly hostile… loud chants for Mascaras during Cena’s entrance… maybe the Mexican-themed raps Cena has unleashed upon Mascaras in the past has drawn him ill will from the predominantly Mexican-American crowd here tonight at the Fallout Festival Night #1… Cena even has his “Rise Above Hate” T-shirt tossed BACK at him by somebody in the crowd!
Almost immediately, a “Fuck You Cena” chant breaks out. Streams of toilet paper are thrown into the ring. Now the crowd is chanting “Cena Swallows”. Unbelievably intense crowd reaction thus far, perhaps rivaling any seen in the Territory Wars to this day. Cena & Mascaras start the slow feeling-out process, before Cena lands a suplex. So the fans chant “you can’t wrestle”. Mascaras lands his reverse enziguri, and the two men go face to face. The crowd is hooked on every move – this is Rock/HoganWM18, Punk/Cena/MitB2011, Rogers/O’Connors/Comisky Park-kind of heat. Mascaras gets clotheslined to the outside, and the fans chant “same old shit”. So Cena responds by unleashing a Macho Man double axe handle from the top rope to the floor upon Mascaras. Now Cena decides to hold his XPW Boston championship belt aloft – drawing the ire of the crowd even further. But Mil comes back with a spin kick and a moonsault press off the ring steps! “XPW! XPW!” Cena goes into full heel mode now, whipping Mascaras into the camera man and holding a “fuck john cena” sign in front of Mascaras as he pounds away on him. Not exactly “family-friendly” entertainment. Mascaras comes back with more kicks before hanging Cena gut-first over the ringside guard rail. Mascaras hits a running/spinning leg drop from the ring apron to Cena’s unprotected back!
Mode Mascaras offense follows, including a slingshot leg drop from the apron, Corkscrew leg drop, and belly-to-belly suplex. A rolling senton gets 2. Mascaras has Cena down and attempts a top rope moonsault, but Cena answers by chucking a steel chair at the back of Mil’s head – crashing him to the mat in a heap. Cena DDT’s Mascaras on the chair, but can’t get a 3 count. Classic heel mannerisms from Cena, who is just having fun out there now – engaging the crowd further. Cena puts a chair in the corner, and catapults Mascaras through it, for another 2. Protobomb follows (something we’ve yet to see Cena really use in the Territory Wars), yet the crowd greets it with another “same old shit” chant. 5 Knuckle Shuffle follows, but Mascaras gets out of the FU with a spin kick. Mil begins his comeback, and heads to the top ropes, but Cena powerbombs him off, for 2. Cena gets ditched to the outside, but Mil crashes and burns on the rebound allowing Cena to recover. They drag themselves back into the ring, where Cena locks in a STFU! Crowd is pulling for Mil to break the hold, and he crawls… crawls… crawls… and makes the ropes! But Cena doesn’t break the hold! The ref finally forces the break, but Cena is remorseless.
Cena lands a big superplex, and goes to the outside to grab the steel steps. He CLOBBERS Mascaras with the steps but Mil STILL kicks out (in the closest, most dramatic 2-count of the night). Cena tries for an FU, but Mascaras hangs onto the ropes, stalling the momentum. So Cena pitches him UP and OVER the top rope to the arena floor! But somehow, Mascaras manages to hold on and "skin the cat" back into the ring! He catches Cena by surprise with that move, and when he goes for a wild swinging clotheline on the masked man... Mascaras ducks and SCOOPS UP JOHN CENA IN AN "FU" ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Crowd pops and Mascaras HITS THE MOVE! He begins the dramatic climb to the top rope... Cena struggles to his feet... DIVING CROSSBODY PRESS from Mascaras! BUT CENA CATCHES HIM MID-AIR! Bit of a struggle, but Cena exerts himself - and hoists Mascaras over his shoulders in FU position. But just as Cena is about to execute his finisher, Mascaras reverses out into a sunset flip! 1!... 2!... 3!!! OMG MASCARAS DID IT!!! We have a new champion! The entire Festival EXPLODES with cheers!!!!Winner (and NEW XPW Boston Champion): MIL MASCARAS (1975)Cena powders out of the scene immediately... Mascaras nearly mobbed by the fans... Mexican flags in the crowd... we bring on the show-closing musical act for a huge, fireworks-laden outro...** FADE OUT ** _______________________________________________________________________CREDITS:GORGEOUS GEORGE ARTICLE: St Paul MN Newspaper (April 1950) WILLIAM MULDOON quote: "Muldoon, the Solid Man of Sport" book by Edward van Every (copyright 1928)
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