Post by MadStepDad on Dec 10, 2011 17:43:19 GMT -5
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Huge news as we brace for XPW Remixed's FREE supershow for the month of December "GENOCIDE" - with The Grand Wizard still injured (see "RAPTURE") Jack Pfefer has stepped up his duties on the West Coast. A new stipulation has been rendered in the wake of Damien Steele's catastrophic loss of the East Coast #1 contendership last week... TONIGHT - Bruno Sammartino & Nick Gage team up for the first time ever against OG Sheik and Dick Shikat. If Gage or Bruno pick up the win, they can choose the stipulation for their match @ "GENOCIDE". BUT if OG Sheik's team win, HE gets the title match instead! Plus - Adam Pearce cashes in his title shot, an XPW Remixed Tag Team #1 Contenders match, a Woman's title defense and in our main event BLKOUT defend the Tag Titles against the OLYMPIA!!! Oh my let's get right to the action!!
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XPW Remixed presents...
"BEST of the BEST 1"
The latest in a long line of trend setting new initiatives set by XPW Remixed to influence Mash-Up Wrestling continues tonight, with XPW Remixed presents "BEST of the BEST 1". A brief video highlight reel recaps the events and results of the first round match-ups (see XPW Online #8). Tonight - the semi finals!!!
"BEST of the BEST 1" Semi-Finals
MASAHIKO KIMURA vs
TOMMASO CIAMPA (w/ William Muldoon)
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Awesome choice for an opener, as the crowd here is just ridiculously hot. Both camps (the Olympia, and Kimura's cornerman Dan Severn) receive thunderous ovations from the crowd. They all exchange customary Eastern bows as well as Western handshakes to start the match. Severn & Muldoon remain at ringside as cornerman, and although they are both emotionally involved and shouting instructions and counters - they remain physically uninvolved. That leaves Judoko master Masahiko Kimura to write a mat classic with the future of Boston-area wrestling Tommaso Ciampa. Ciampa with the strength advantage, but Kimura uses leverage and master-level skill to dominate and control Tommaso on the ground. In the end, an exciting chain of counters leads to Ciampa juuuust about to execute "Project Ciampa" (similar to a modified Back Stabber) but Kimura spins out with a reversal and sinks in the Kimura armlock! Ciampa fights the leverage hold immensely but is forced to tap, lest his arm snap! Kimura earns the victory, and though Ciampa is disappointed, he and Muldoon exchange the handshake of mutual respect with Kimura & Severn. Shooters Club reigns supreme tonight!
Winner (by submission): MASAHIKO KIMURA
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"BEST of the BEST 1" Semi-Finals
SAMI CALLIHAN (2011) vs "SICK" NICK MONDO (2002)
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The XPW Remixed tradition of TRUE FANTASY MATCH-UPS continues tonight, with this clash of contrasting CZW eras. Longtime fans of the East Coast ultraviolent org (that rose up to fill a void with the demise of the original ECW) have long speculated about who would win in a fight between these two seasoned, underground vets. "Sick" Nick Mondo goes back to Day #2 in CZW, and built a reputation for daring athletics... and insane Death Match bumps (just witness the weed whacker shot he took here in XPW Remixed). Sami Callihan is the FUTURE of underground wrestling, and current CZW contender. He has built his name with a series of victories since the dissolution of the Switchblade Conspiracy (like the 2011 Shamrock cup for example). Here, he is primed to take the next step in his solo evolution. Sami Callihan dominates, devastates and delights the fans with his crushing array of power moves and stiff strikes. Mondo absorbs all those and more, before busting out the springboards/somersaults/top rope dives for the counter. Callihan is clearly poised for a break out (judging by the increased amount of fan signage spotted during his match), but tonight is Mondo's night. The shelf life of his career may have been a brief 4-5 years only, but the mark Mondo left upon the fans conscience (including space shots like the author MSD) will last forever. Mondo crotches Callihan on the top rope, and executes an "Assault Driver" (grabbing Callihan's arms crisscross-fashion, and flipping him down into a sit-out powerbomb) to the un-matted concrete floor for the victory!!! The specter of "Sick" Nick Mondo continues to haunt wrestling history!!!
Winner (by countout): "SICK" NICK MONDO
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Introducing to XPW Remixed...
MSD is supposed to be hosting a question and answer segment with the Human Tornado, but instead this happens... Tornado just takes the mic and goes on an improvised backstage romp, highlighting all the backstage personnel that never get any shine.
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"A CHAMPIONSHIP LINEAGE"
Cue "Scrap to This" by Sheek Louch. Enter wrestling GAWD "Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce, alongside his coach and manager Ad Santel (with his arm still in a cast/sling). They are joining backstage correspondent MSD for an in-ring interview.
San Franciso's own ADAM PEARCE
MSD: "Scrap Iron"? Seriously? Is that the best you could come up with?
ADAM PEARCE: Is this seriously the best question you could come up with? Do they actually pay you for this?
MSD: You've been on a dominant tear recently, with your "Wrestling is Everything" campaign. To what do you attribute your recent winning streak?
ADAM PEARCE: Not totally sure about this one, but it would probably have something to do with Funyuns.
(smirks sarcastically)
MSD: You won a #1 Contenders Match last week... any idea who you will challenge?
ADAM PEARCE: Clue... as in perhaps you should get one. Idiot.
Ad Santel steps up to tout the greatness of his Cali Cripplers club, and to formally announce who Pearce will be challenging... MIDWEST CHAMPION ORVILLE BROWN!!! But wait! On commentary, Solie & Striker remind you that Orville Brown has not been medically cleared to compete after being literally run over by a car! None the less, this stern challenge draws forth ORVILLE BROWN himself!!!
Orville Brown - the hardworking family man, who wears black trunks and no gimmick other than straight wrestler - is eager to answer the call. Midwest title slung proudly over his shoulder, he addresses both Pearce & Santel to their face in the ring. Defying doctors orders he ACCEPTS the challenge! Crowd pops, but is that a slight look of intimidation in the face of Pearce??? Just then... we are cut off by the theme song for XPW Remixed Commissioner "REAL DEAL" DAMIEN STEELE! Finally, an authority figure who can issue a resolution.
XPW Remixed Commissioner "Real Deal" Damien Steele
Unfortunately for Brown, XPW Remixed Commissioner Damien Steele appears to be in full-bore cocky, power mad mode - and continues his series of delusional decisions (like his choice to book himself a title match, and attempted rematch on XPW TV Episode #31). He declares that since Pearce won the #1 Contenders match his choice at champion is valid... BUT Orville Brown has NOT been cleared to compete. THEREFORE Steele officially declares he is STRIPPING Orville Brown of the Midwest title, effective immediately!!! Crowd BOOS while Brown is angered and stunned. Verbal confrontation between Steele & Brown, with Santel & Pearce cackling along in the background. If Orville Brown refuses to relinquish his title he will be FIRED FROM XPW REMIXED! Brown looks to the crowd for reaction, and in a bitter, defeated moment - sadly unstraps the belt... stares hard at Steele... before passing it off. Steele awards the belt to Pearce right there on the spot, with the crowd and Brown watching on in anger!!! Ladies and gentleman, the NEW Midwest champion ADAM PEARCE!!!
ADAM PEARCE: Everyone knows the wrestling world can handle only one Adam Pearce!
But now, Orville Brown politely begs to interject. Appealing to Steele's judicial side, since Brown isn't able to compete he DOES know someone who is. And with Orville Brown's blessing, he'd like announce the man he would hand-select as his successor. Orville Brown introduces...
LOU THESZ!!!
LOU THESZ: I do know pro wrestling has been used to promote a product that is unhealthy, or maybe the world has become something too strange for me to make myself notice. I know some fairly nice kids who are interested in pro wrestling, but I know a hell of a lot of kids who will be the leaders of a healthy society because they are wrestlers - amateur wrestlers. I know of no other sport which cultivates the best in each individual. Mister Pearce, just how well do you think YOU fit into the pantheon of great NWA champions???
ADAM PEARCE: I rank 10th ALL TIME in length of reign, with Jack Brisco (9th) and Pat O'Connor (8th) in my sights. I'd say that puts me in pretty damn good company!
LOU THESZ: Wrestling cultivates self reliance and eliminates the tendency to misplace responsibility for failure. Wrestling builds physical strength and strength of character. It builds tenacity and endurance. It is the original and most basic and even primitive sport. Wrestling goes to the core of our competitive spirit without being destructive - except, maybe, to one's ears... and wrestling is what I will use to beat you for that title at "GENOCIDE"!!!
The Midwest championship comes full circle at "GENOCIDE"!!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
BLKOut
Tag team champions BLKOut are backstage prepping for their match tonight, when they are approached and solicited by the sex kitten Jessica Darlin. She's trying to warm them up in anticipation of a future title shot for HER boys the (Real) Kings of Wrestling. But hilariously, Ruckus & Sabian quickly turn the tables on the anal queen and never forgot her blistering, racist rant when she debuted. She is rebuffed! With BLKOut laughing, Jessica Darlin storms out of the locker room flustered.
Jessica Darlin scorned!!!
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"Tag Team #1 Contenders Match"
GENERATION ME vs. HAVANA PITBULLS vs. NEW JACK & POGO the CLOWN
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Brief, pre-taped interview segments from each team to start the match. They all tell why THEY are the best team in XPW Remixed, and next in line for a title shot. GenME get the boos, Pitbulls get the cheers - and New Jack & Pogo the Clown bring the anarchy & chaos. Somehow - yet typical of a New Jack match - hardware gets introduced into the scrap, ratcheting up the intensity accordingly. After Gen ME wow the crowd with a few creative ladder spots - the Havana Pitbulls put Pogo the Clown through a table with a tag team move. Ricky Reyes gets caught in a GenMe double team and it's all over. But just then, with GenME about to score the winning pinfall on Pogo, the ring is bumrushed by the chair-wielding tandem of PHIL "GUNNER" SHATTER & AUSTIN IDOL!!! With the raunchy Jessica Darlin bringing up the rear (haha, get it?) the crowd is encouraged to BOO the (Real) KoW and chant vulgar, nasty things at Darlin. Gunner & Idol clobber all three teams as the ref calls for the bell. Post match, they survey the carnage and pose over the bodies of their fallen foes. Jessica Darlin winds herself around them like a stripper grinding for that last dollar. The (Real) Kings of Wrestling have unofficially declared themselves #1 Contenders!!!
Winner: NONE (No Finish)
The (Real) Kings of Wrestling make a statement. They want NEXT.
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XPW Remixed Woman's Championship match
ALEXXIS NEVAEH © vs ANNIE SOCIAL
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These two competitors are almost polar opposites when it comes to demeanor and style. Alexxis represents the Olympia, and is classy and well-trained. Annie Social comes from the streets of Killadelphia and keeps it gritty and grimy. Excellent match that Social finishes clean with a sunset flip powerbomb into a pin! We have a new champion!!!
Winner (and NEW Woman's Champion): ANNIE SOCIAL!!!
(Postmatch, Social gets to celebrate her victory... she gives the nod of respect to Alexxis before powdering out of the ring. Alexxis is left to soak up the crowd's ovation for her, even though she lost. But just then - she's suddenly jumped from behind and attacked by that mystery woman!!! The black-hooded woman goes ballistic on Alexxis, beating her savagely! Finally William Muldoon & Tommaso Ciampa make it to ringside and scare the woman away! But slinking up the entrance ramp, the woman screams that Muldoon, the Olympia and the Boston title are CURSED!!!)
Is this a terrorist plot to usurp Muldoon as Boston Champion???
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"INDECENT PROPOSAL"
XPW Remixed Woman's Division president LIZZY BORDEN is spotted approaching wrestling "trainer" (aka "Pimp Daddy") HARDBODY HARRISON, flanked as always by his bevy of "wrestling trainees" (aka "hoes"). Lizzy Borden seductively shows appreciation for Harrison's initiative last week (beating down Mildred Burke) and for grabbing opportunity by the balls. Lizzy Borden can secure HARDBODY HARRISON a spot in a major 3-way dance next week on XPW TV. Sounds good to him, but what does she want in return? A little "3-way dance" of her own, as she hungrily eyes the cadre of beautiful woman around him. Suddenly Lizzy Borden grabs one of the chicks and forces a tongue kissing upon her. Then she just drops the chick to the floor with a look of derogatory disgust. She'll see Hardbody Harrison later in the back...
Hardbody Harrison - female wrestling trainer
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ANGEL (w/ Tony Rumble) versus WEEDMAN
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Weedman is back after his little legal hiccup with Officer Cabana (thankfully it was only a misdemeanor and fine). He gets a quick MSD-welcome back interview, but the weed smoking festivities are sadly brought to a halt by "One in tha Chamba" by Almighty RSO - enter "The Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble and his WHACK PACK! The beautiful and curvy Sammi Lane, demented Mondo Kleen and masked monster ANGEL!!! MSD flees the ring and even beneath the mask, you can see Weedman is a tad nervous. Rumble has the mic, and cuts a brief promo putting over his monster ANGEL (like a Mankind 1996/Abyss 2006). The masked Angel is indeed "monstrous", with an oversized shambling physique and stunning power moves. He no-sells a few chops and shoulderblocks from Weedman, before crushing him with a double-fisted sit out chokeslam for the finish. ANGEL makes easy work of his prey and the eerie postmatch lighting only adds to his atmosphere.
Winner: ANGEL
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A FUNKING ANNOUNCEMENT
A few words with a much more toned-down Terry Funk. He is not remorseful of his actions in disrupting the press conference but he is sorry to embarrass his family by getting arrested. He seems to be about to announce his retirement (?) when off-camera activity gets his attention. Funk's expression changes to pissed off, suddenly a BRAWL ENSUES! Terry Funk just got jumped and beaten by JON MOXLEY! He tosses Funk around and busts him up!!! JON MOXLEY just made a statement!!!
"Dean Ambrose" aka Jon Moxley
"FCW" = XPW Remixed
"Seth Rollins" = Terry Funk
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BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE
XPW Remixed VP (East Coast) JOSEPH "TOOTS" MONDT is seen backstage soothing a furious GenME. They are upset the (Real) KoW ruined their chance at victory when they were so close. But never fear, Mondt says. They impressed him and the crowd with their ladder acumen, and gave Mondt a great idea - A triple threat TLC Title match @ "GENOCIDE"!!! GenME like that idea and exit stage left.
Suddenly, Mondt is rushed by an IRATE Orville Brown!!! The former Midwest Champion is outraged over being stripped of the title and holds Mondt responsible. A few more shady in-crowd comments from Brown, leads you to believe he's referencing a few backstage incidents that Mondt has been involved in. Brown is angry and will seek his revenge. After he storms off, cameras linger on Mondt's face expressionless face. But it's clear the gears in his brain are working in a feverish (and diabolical) manner...
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Co-Main Event
BRUNO SAMMARTINO & NICK GAGE vs
OG SHEIK & DICK SHIKAT
(Winner picks Title match stip... or OG Sheik gets a title shot @ "Genocide" if his team wins)
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Future and past timeline opponents, Sammartino & Gage, are forced to team up tonight. The goal of "Commission" VP Jack Pfefer in booking this match is a matter of damage control. XPW Commissioner "Real Deal" Damien Steele screwed the pooch by issuing an impromptu #1 contender caveat that Nick Gage promptly took advantage of (see XPW TV Episode #31). Now - Jack Pfefer aims to provide a combustible atmosphere in which the team of Gage & Sammartino will explode, and the rightful #1 contender (according to Pfefer at least) will be their man the Original Sheik. As a reigning champion in XPW Remixed ("King of the Death Match"), that is enough justification for OG Sheik to earn a title shot. It also will keep Bruno away from all his pesky "unification" talk with "Commission" crown jewel "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers.
The German Dick Shikat (Pfefer's bodyguard) has been assigned to be OG Sheiks partner and aid him in their victory quest. Good solid tag match, that gets a little rough and heavy around the edges. Sammartino struggles a little when the weaponry comes into play, but the OG Sheik's terrifying foreign weapon assaults are countered by "The Future of Hardcore" Nick Gage, who absorbs it all plus some. He is clearly at home in a streetfight setting, and after Sammartino & Shikat go tumbling from the ring - Nick Gage caves Sheik's skull in with a crushing steel chair shot! Steel chair frog splash from the top and Nick Gage has earned the victory!!!
Winner: NICK GAGE
Just then, "Real Deal" Damien Steele rushes onto the scene with uniform police officers. He's pointing them towards the escaped criminal Nick Gage! The #1 contender is forced to flee, but makes it all the way up to the balcony when he realizes the wall of humanity that is the XPW fanbase won't let the cops through! So he quickly grabs the mic for a promo -
** Damien Steele is a pussy!
** Bruno Sammartino is a snitch!
** Sammartino can't handle himself on the mean streets, so the stipulation for their match @ "Genocide" will be a STREET FIGHT!
** FUCK THE POLICE!!!
Then Nick Gage flees, with the cops closing in around him and the fans chanting "XPW! XPW!"!!! Sammartino is left with a worried expression upon his face in the ring.
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"A RATINGS BONANZA"
Another eerie, gothic backstage promo from MESSIAH that looks like it was filmed in some cathedral somewhere. The reigning XPW Television champion continues to proclaim the Word and himself as a Savior to Xtreme. But just then, the solemn setting is disturbed the annoying, barking commands of someone off camera..
MORE COPS!!! They crash the Reality TV set Messiah is on, and we see the charge is being led by OFFICER COLT CABANA!!! Apparently, Cabana has a warrant for Messiah's arrest! Officer Cabana explains the charges and even has video tape evidence. We get a video cut to last weeks tag match featuring Messiah, in which Sunny was lightly rolled off the ring apron when Messiah bounced off the ropes. Not even noticeable the first time around, but Sunny suffered some very serious damage as a result of that assault and is pressing charges! Officer Cabana winds up cuffing Messiah and leading him away! Oh my another arrest on XPW Remixed soil, and it's the Television champion!!!
Officer Cabana (can be bribed to drop charges for an XPW TV title shot!!!)
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EDDIE GILBERT (w/ Sunny) versus... SAMOA JOE!!!
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Eddie Gilbert is smirking in the ring alongside the Triple Threat (Candido & Douglas) w/ Sunny by their side. He addresses the crowd and complains about the violent attack they suffered last week. But this time, before he can pass the mic to Shane Douglas, an ominous theme song cuts them off!!! Samoa Joe! Triple Threat act tough, but as soon as Samoa Joe is actually IN the ring... the only one left is Gilbert! He looks around worried, realizing he's been deserted, but it's too late! Samoa Joe squash match with Gilbert selling like a demon. It's over before Triple Threat can formulate a strategy! Candido & Douglas left fuming outside the ring while Joe just marches backstage.
Winner (by submission): SAMOA JOE
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"DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (?)"
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
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Alex Riley & Jack Swagger are shown lightly congregating in the locker room, when THE MIZ approaches. Interplay with the 3 with Miz revealing it was HE who bailed Riley & Swagger out of jail! (see “RAPTURE”). Riley tagged with Rogers last week and look what happened – Riley got whipped like a dog! Miz implores both Riley & Swagger to leave the Diamond Dynasty behind and let him finish Rogers once and for all “GENOCIDE”. Surprisingly – Jack Swagger wants OUT of the whole deal! He’s an All-American American, but he spent the night in JAIL! Swagger wants OUT of the group for good and leaves shaking his head sadly. That leaves Miz to have a heart-to-heart with the young apprentice Alex Riley. He seems to make sense and get through to Riley, and asks Riley to watch his back tonight during the contract signing. Miz exits stage left, and Alex Riley is left with a look of deep contemplation. Just then… “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers strolls into the scene! He apparently got the gist of Miz’s pep talk, and plays the wise old mentor role to Alex Riley. He knows exactly what the kid needs, and best believe good ‘ol Buddy Rogers went and got some tonight. Just head out to the ring, your match is next… Rogers pats Riley on the back and smirks.
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ALEX RILEY versus
"ROCKSTAR" JOEY KAOS (w/ Missy Hyatt)
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On commentary, Striker & Solie reference the first and only time these two men clashed before (see XPW TV Episode #14). Kaos successfully defended his TV title that night, but a lot has changed since that May altercation. Tonight – Alex Riley enters alone, yet still with Diamond Dynasty theme song (“Diamonds from Sierra Leone” instrumental by Kanye West). KAOS & his lovely valet Missy Hyatt enter to “Rock Superstar” by Cypress Hill, and though the Rockstar is his usual flamboyant self – something looks amiss between the couple. That “something” becomes readily apparent, when at the end (after a thrilling match), Missy Hyatt “accidentally” crotches her man Joey Kaos on the top rope while arguing with the ref! Kaos falls victim to a TKO and Alex Riley get the win! Post match, when Kaos starts complaining to Missy Hyatt for the botch – she fake apologizes until he turns his back – then hits him with a lowblow!!! Missy Hyatt just turned on Kaos and watches joyfully as Alex Riley puts a bully beatdown on Kaos in the center of the ring. Missy Hyatt wraps her arms around Riley and whispers something in his ear. The smile that flashes across his face could light up the entire Eastern seaboard. Missy Hyatt holds her NEW mans hand aloft in victory, as the crowd boos and chants vulgar chants at her!!! “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers bought something that every viral, Red-Blooded young American male needs – PUSSY! Is that enough to sway Riley towards staying in the Dynasty??
Winner: ALEX RILEY
MISSY HYATT - the newest Diamond Doll! Signed, sealed and delivered with a kiss!!!
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ATSUSHI ONITA versus SABU
(Japanese Death Match)
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Another in a long line of XPW “Dream Matches”. Difference being, this one almost happened! In XPW Original, Onita had a storyline where he became minority owner of XPW (complete with big press conference) and was challenging Sabu to a big Stateside Death match. For whatever wrestling/political/bullshit reason you can think of, the match never actually took place… until TONIGHT! Here, Onita is the “Commission’s” hired assassin. He’s a Sabu the Elephant boy HUNTER! But unfortunately for him, his prey is not one that flees easily. Sabu may have forfeited his last claim to the KotDM title at “RAPTURE”, but the sacrifice was worth it to him as he was able to permanently take out The Grand Wizard. Tonight, he answers the challenge of the Sabu Hunter directly. Gruesome match, with most of the worst spots cut or censored out completely (Striker & Solie remind viewers they can check online for the unedited version). But there’s still enough meat left on this matches bones to make it one of the cult favorites of XPW Remixed fanatics. Sabu winds up pitching Onita through the barbed wire strands – exploding upon impact – and then crushing him with a steel chair Arabian face buster for the pin outside the ring.
Winner: SABU
Before Sabu can even celebrate he sees ABDULLAH the BUTCHER waddling towards him and readies to attack! But suddenly, Sabu is blindsided one more by his uncle the OG SHEIK! Abdullah & Sheik double team Sabu and the last thing you see is OG Sheik locking him in the Camel Clutch until he passes out. No security will even enter the ring. FINALLY Sabu is saved by “The Crazy Monkey” Jun Kasai! He drives Sheik and the Butcher away with a fireball! Jun Kasai wants his belt back!!!
The Crazy Monkey!!!
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"WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME..."
Danno O'Mahoney
O'Mahoney 2.0 drunk in some Boston bar, causing a ruckus and talking shit for the camera. Finally, somebody decides to good-naturedly call O'Mahoney on his shenanigans, and the former Boston champion reacts angrily, drunkenly and belligerently... making his way over to a table to find... SHEAMUS O'SHAUGNESSY!!! sitting peacefully in street clothes, with a beer and a smile! O'Mahoney is a little shocked and taken aback to see him! Sheamus cheerfully explains he came all this way to meet, greet and CHALLENGE the great O'Mahoney! To find out who the true IRISH king of pro wrestling is! So what do you say.... fella? O'Mahoney looks away... Sheamus looks away.... and O'Mahoney looks like he's gonna swing around to hit Sheamus from behind... but Sheamus wheels around to make eye contact with Danno instead. Tense face-off... before O'Mahoney cracks a smile and raises his mug. LET'S GET IT ON FELLA! And the two Irish warriors clink their glasses together and drink! Oh my, Sheamus vs O'Mahoney 2.0 at "GENOCIDE"!!! Can this free super show get any bigger???
Sheamus came all the way to XPW Remixed to prove he is the greatest Irish champion of all time.
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"THE PRICE OF FAME"
XPW Remixed President (East Coast) ED "STRANGLER" LEWIS and West Coast VP JACK PFEFER are already in the ring, ready for the big contract signing. Miz enters first to a big pop, followed by the billion dollar entrance of "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers and his insurance policy Matt Morgan. Both are immaculately dressed, flashing their Rolex watches and Rogers flaunts his championship belt. Rogers sits across from Miz at the table, while the giant Morgan stands intimidating behind Rogers. Before Ed Lewis & Jack Pfefer can properly introduce the segment, Rogers has bogarted the mic to address the "traitor" MIZ. Rogers goes on a rant, claiming Miz to be defiant, untrustworthy and selfish.
"NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS: I had more riots that any one wrestler in the 'fifties, but right here in Washington, D.C., I got knifed in the back. It was a lot of fun. I wouldn't trade my life for any other athlete, for a lot of people I knew from day one. And I knew that I'd be the best at what I did, and even till this day I know that I was the best at what I did. I feel that, and no one can ever erase that thought.
More ominous threats from Rogers, before signing the contract. He gives Miz one more chance to relent. But give Miz a chance to retort, and you're finished talking for the night. Miz starts with the "REALLY?" before leaping into a crowd-pleasing promo that takes shots at both Rogers & Morgan.
MIZ: Now you're looking at that and you're saying,"Well, The Miz isn't on the card yet." You have to always remember that XPW Remixed always goes for shock value, so you never know exactly what's going to happen. I would recommend you watching because it's "GENOCIDE" and every time there's a huge event like that, The Miz is always involved...(signs name to contract, making it official)
Jack Pfefer - ever the troublemaker - starts egging them on a little bit, and before you know it Matt Morgan has knocked aside the table and is standing in Miz's face - chest heaving. Ed Lewis tries to calm everybody down, but it's to no avail. Miz SLAPS Rogers and tackles Morgan! We've got a brawl! Lewis & Pfefer quickly clear the ring, but the numbers game is too much. Rogers & Morgan double team and stomp Miz into the mat. Just then... ALEX RILEY arrives on the scene! He hops into the ring to halt the beat down, begging Rogers & Morgan to ease up. They do, and watch on as Riley removes his overcoat... and starts stomping Miz too!!! Rogers laughs as his goon squad stomp, pummel and humiliate Miz! In the end, the new and improved Diamond Dynasty stands tall over the Miz's body!
"NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS: You get many acquaintances, you get few friends. You take it from Buddy, as long as you live, you'll be able to count on one hand your friends. And all the hair you have on your head, you'll get that many acquaintances, but on one hand, you can point out friends. You think of Buddy Rogers when you say that...
They start stomping Miz again... until "Domination" blares through the arena sound system!!! Enter EZEKIEL JACKSON! He storms the ring, clotheslining Alex Riley over the top rope and brawling with Matt Morgan! Rogers & Hyatt flee the ring as these two colossus clash! Finally Jackson wins and clotheslines Morgan over the top rope! With the crowd cheering, Ezekiel Jackson has the mic. He knows the Dynasty has been busy lately, and despite their so-called fortune still haven't settled the issue of licensing Matt Morgan for combat. So guess what? Ezekiel Jackson paid for Morgan's license himself! That's right, Jackson wants Morgan @ "GENOCIDE"! Revenge for costing him the title match on the last PPV ("Rapture")! Morgan and Rogers are pissed, but Jackson is very happy with his doing. And just because it's deserved, Ezekiel Jackson gives Miz a "Book of Ezekiel" standing uranage when he struggles to his feet! Payback for the Miz stealing his title shot! (see XPW TV Episode #31). Ezekiel Jackson is at the top of his game! First Morgan at "Genocide"... then the championship belt!!!
Ezekiel Jackson will dominate the world!!!
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MAIN EVENT
XPW Remixed Tag Team Championship match
BLKOut © (w/ Annie Social) versus
OLYMPIA (w/ William Muldoon)
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Epic level tag match that displays both teams strengths. William Muldoon (current Boston champion) has a big write-up in the new issue of "FIGHT" magazine where he discusses formerly archaic training methods that have found a new life with Muldoon's victory. He's getting quite a bit of mainstream shine for his skills, and his Olympia team tonight works like a well-oiled machine. BLKOut are casually disrespectful, but not in a malicious manner. This match actually brings the best out in them as well, alongside their valet (and new XPW Woman's champion) Annie Social. But in the end, darkness begins to fall on Muldoon's empire...
None other than that mystery black robed woman makes a run-in to interfere and cost Olympia the match! Hakushi is crotched and winds up finished by BLKOut! They retain their titles!
Winners (and STILL Tag Team champions): BLKOUT
Post match, after BLKOut have celebrated their victory and powdered out, Muldoon finally confronts that woman. She screams and curses in his face, before ominously threatening to crumble his dynasty. His destiny has been chosen! The greatest threat to his title reign is waiting. Introducing his opponent at "GENOCIDE"...
THE GREAT KHALI!!!
The huge monster of a man makes his way to the ring and has a face off with Muldoon (chest to face). Suddenly - Mil Macaras and Hakushi are jumped by two men! One is a burly, shaved-head, beast of a man with a huge scepter he uses for a weapon! The other man is dressed in a suit! Great Khali CHOPS Muldoon in the head and he's down too! All three men (and one crazy woman) are decimating the Olympia!!! By the time Alexxis Nevaeh and Tommaso Ciampa make their way to ringside, the damage has been done! All three of the Olympia members are laid out!!!
Introducing to XPW Remixed...
JINDER MAHAL!!!
Jinder Mahal has a mic for his go-home promo. It's hard to decipher, as most of it is in another language, but it's angry and he keeps referencing the black briefcase he carries in his hands. There is a terrorist attack on Muldoon and the Boston championship! And it's going down at "GENOCIDE"!!!!
The Evil Empire looks to lead The Olympia to GENOCIDE!!!
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XPW Remixed presents...
"GENOCIDE"
** XPW Remixed Championship (East Coast) **
Bruno Sammartino © versus Nick Gage
(Street Fight)
** XPW Remixed Championship (West Coast) **
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers © versus The MIZ
** "Best of the Best" Tournament FINALS **
"Sick" Nick Mondo vs Masahiko Kimura
** Boston Championship **
William Muldoon © versus The GREAT KHALI
** O'Mahoney 2.0 versus SHEAMUS (Debut!!!)
("The Battle for Irish Pride")
** Midwest Championship **
Adam Pearce © (w/ Ad Santel) versus Lou Thesz
** Ezekiel Jackson vs "Blueprint" Matt Morgan **
** XPW Television Championship **
The MESSIAH © versus Officer Cabana
** XPW Remixed Tag Team Titles **
BLKOut © versus Generation ME versus (Real) Kings of Wrestling
(T.L.C. match)
All that and MORE!!!
Coming Before Christmas!!! XPW Remixed's FREE supershow "GENOCIDE"!!!
** FADE OUT **
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CREDITS:
LOU THESZ: Wrestling Classics Editorial
ADAM PEARCE: Pro Wrestling Illustrated, January 2012
"NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS: Sleeperhold Part III by Ray Tenenbaum
THE MIZ: MTV interview (8/12/11)