Post by MadStepDad on Nov 3, 2011 8:49:29 GMT -5
MOMENT of SILENCE FOR THE DEAD
JC Bailey & Chris Ca$h
Chris Ca$h
(7/13/82 - 8/18/05) Vehicular Accident
Lil Chief
(2/19/82 - 12/19/09) Heroin Overdose
Trent Acid
(12/12/80 - 6/18/10) Heroin Overdose
and now...
JC Bailey's body was found on the fantasy date of Halloween morning. He died in his sleep. Prior to his death he had complained of headaches and numbness in his hands. The cause of death was later determined to be due to a brain aneurysm, caused by complications due to multiple concussions and traumas to the brain. His brain is expected to be donated for research at Boston University.
JC Bailey
(8/23/83 - 8/30/10) Died in sleep
"Lil Chief" was my best friend who passed away in December of 09 from a heroin overdose. I dug the above video out in a tribute, and it's weird to think that roughly 16 years after we shot that footage all 3 of the participants (both wrestlers and the referee) would be dead. Car accident, heroin overdose and murder. RIP to all of them.
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Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
After the moment of silence, Solie and Striker run down the events of “Halloween in Hell”. The mystical, magical, Dark Carnival aspect of pro wrestling – unleashed only one time a year within one very special Fantasy Wrestling league. New champions were crowned (Messiah = TV title, William Muldoon = Boston Champion) and established champions retained (Rogers & Sammartino). But the big news coming out of “Halloween in Hell” is the fall of the Cannibal Cartel’s evil empire! “The Holy One” (who some fans found a striking resemblance to a deceased superstar) sacrificed himself to destroy Vic Grimes! Meanwhile, who was that masked man in the 6-man tag match against the Cartel at “Halloween in Hell”? And will we ever see that man called “Ca$h Money” in an XPW Remixed ring again? Also coincidentally, Lil Chief has seemingly vanished into the mists (not returning calls or answering booking dates) and R.I.P. to JC Bailey.
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XPW Remixed Champion (East Coast) BRUNO SAMMARTINO
Show opening announcement of the new “Sammartino Invitational” – an 8 man single-elimination tourney to determine the NEW #1 contender for the XPW Remixed championship (East Coast). Sammartino in the ring to open the show to big cheers. 10-bell salute for the deceased. Sammartino thanks the fans, and is proud to hold the XPW Remixed championship aloft as a symbol of purity in a world gone mad. Introduces “Sammartino Invitational”. First interruption comes from Doink ReBourne, who mockingly and pleadingly begs Sammartino for a spot in the tourney. “One last chance for an old fool”. Doink is like Roy Nelson @ UFC 137 asking for a title shot, Doink basically says he’s too old for this shit. It’s now or never. But since we’re just out here asking for entry, cue interruption #2 – NICK FN GAGE!!!! Huge pop for the previously-banned outlaw! Nick Gage isn’t asking for an invitation – he’s DEMANDING it! Gage goes face to face with Sammartino and says he’s gonna EARN his shot at da Brune before taking him out for GOOD!!! Oh my, we’ve got our first “Sammartino Invitational” match-up!!!
DOINK REBOURNE versus NICK GAGE
(“Sammartino Invitational”)
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Gage pins Doink ReBourne after a brainbuster on a cinder block in 3:16. Hugely-satisfying match, with a stiff ending that made sense in the context of the bout. If this was Doink’s last hurrah with the main event scene, he certainly went out with guns blazing.
Winner: NICK GAGE (by pinfall)
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Backstage with a badly-beaten, swollen, scarred and bandaged Ian Rotten. Angry, profane-riddled promo where he promises to pick up where the great Vic Grimes left off! Starting tonight with his march of titans! This is the Rotten uprising!!!
But karma is a muthaphuckkin bitch, and the “pack of wild dogs” Ian Rotten brings to battle – is actually the emaciated, castrated, and psychologically-scarred Headhunterz!!! Like Kamala ’92 vs the Undertaker, their face-painted faces cannot hide the absolute FEAR in their eyes. They don’t even WANT to go to the ring, but Ian Rotten the evil, crippled taskmaster forces them to. They are answered by the glittering, regal, championship-level entrance of The Olympia!!! William Muldoon is the new Boston champ, and his team of Mascaras & Hakushi are eager to reestablish themselves in the burgeoning XPW Remixed tag division!
HEADHUNTERZ (w/ Ian Rotten)
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THE OLYMPIA (w/ William Muldoon)
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The Olympia defeat the Headhunterz via pinfall (Mascaras missile dropkick / Hakushi shooting star press) in 1:48. Quick, crowd-pleasing squash for the high-flying Olympia duo who dazzle and astound with their acrobatic, flashy moves. The Headhunterz are a discombobulated mess, and Ian Rotten’s loud, angry shouting-coaching style is NOT conducive with their fear. They wind up getting pinned and fleeing, leaving Ian Rotten to shout profanities at William Muldoon. But when Muldoon turns his back (more out of pity for Rotten’s sad, pathetic, wounded state than disrespect), Ian Rotten tries to attack him! But Muldoon has the reflexes of a champion, and catches the slovenly Ian Rotten in a punishing Anaconda Vice on the mat!!!! Ian Rotten is left to scream and cry and tap out to an invisible ref!
Winners: THE OLYMPIA
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XPW Remixed Boston Champion "The Solid Man" William Muldoon
Back from commercial, the current Boston Champion William Muldoon and his Olympia fight camp are still in the ring. Muldoon on the mic. He too thanks the fans, and reiterates the absolute honor it is for him to hold the Boston championship. William Muldoon also received an offer to participate in the “Sammartino Invitational!” And since the offer applies to his entire fight camp, William Muldoon (as head coach) has decided to give the Invitation to one of his pupils!!! Ladies and gentleman, officially introducing to XPW Remixed…
TOMMASO CIAMPA!!!
The young up-and-coming Tommaso Ciampa makes his wrestling debut tonight, with William Muldoon in his corner. This young man is a local boy, hailing from Boston MA. This is his Territory Wars debut! Shortly after announcing Tommaso’s participation in the “Sammartino Invitational”, William Muldoon was interrupted by a vindictive Tony Rumble. He lamented Ciampa’s involvement, claiming the young man not worthy. To prove his point, Rumble goads them into accepting a match with HIS guy… MONDO KLEEN!!! For Boston pride!
TOMASSO CIAMPA (w/ William Muldoon )
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MONDO KLEEN (w/ Tony Rumble)
(“Sammartino Invitational”)
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Mondo Kleen pins Tommaso Ciampa after a double powerbomb. Ciampa is highly impressive, but he wrestles with a power-style built mostly for cruiserweight size wrestlers. So when he faces a force legitimately larger and stronger than him, some of his best tactics are nullified. Tony Rumble – devoid of any meaningful wins in months – reacts like the Boston Red Sox just won the championship! Ciampa may have went down, but he looked good in his debut. Muldoon stays by his side in the ring, while Rumble gloats, brags and celebrates!
Winner (by pinfall): MONDO KLEEN
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** “Halloween in Hell” DARK MATCH **
ALEXXIS NEVAEH © (2008) versus CHEERLEADER MELISSA (2011)
(XPW Remixed Woman’s Championship)
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Alexxis retains her championship over Cheerleader Melissa with a tornado DDT @ 3:45. Exciting match, and the official intro of Cheerleader Melissa. This is not only her debut match in XPW Remixed, but her first appearance in Mash-Up Wrestling. She is advertised as the reigning “Shimmer” woman’s champion (circa October 2011), and on behalf of Lizzy Borden – who is hoping to bolster her woman’s division in XPW Remixed – has made this a “title unification” bout. Good showing from Cheerleader Melissa, who displays a hard-hitting and creative move-set that cannot be found in traditional wrestling organizations. But Alexxis Neveah – with her Olympia level coaching by “The Solid Man” William Muldoon – is better tonight, and helps her team rebound in the victory column. Alexxis celebrates her win in appropriate fashion, and as is standard-procedure for most Olympia matches, offers the handshake of mutual respect to Cheerleader Melissa post match. She accepts and the crowd cheers both women.
Winner (and STILL XPW Remixed Woman’s Champion): ALEXXIS NEVEAH
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
XPW security are holding back the BLKOut entourage, including Nick Gage (with a bandanna covering his face so you can't be SURE), Annie Social and the tag team champions Ruckus & Sabian. Apparently BLKOut are being ejected from the building, and they are protesting. Loudly. So along comes evil "Commission" leaders The Grand Wizard, Jack Pfefer and their President of the Woman's Division Lizzy Borden. Words are exchanged and "The Commission" threatens with authority. With the rest of the BLKOut squad being cleared out, Annie Social sticks around a little longer to go chest-to-glorious-chest with Lizzy Borden. Annie Social reminds the world she beat that little cupcake Alexxis Nevaeh before there ever was a "championship" belt. Everybody knows Annie Social is the REAL champ of the woman's division! Oooo the disrespect! Lizzy Borden is left steaming as Annie Social whips her hair in her face and storms off!
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AUSTIN IDOL versus JON MOXLEY (w/ Jessica Darlin)
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Jon Moxley wins by pinfall via “Hook-n-Ladder” The feud between the (REAL) Kings of Wrestling and Switchblade Conspiracy continues here. Phil “Shatter” Gunner – ½ of the (REAL) KoW – has been sidelined with a knee injury at the hands of the Conspiracy and their crowbar (see XPW TV Episode #27). But Austin Idol continues to aggravate with his form of psychological warfare – ignoring Sami Callihan & Jon Moxley completely, and instead focusing his attention on their trashy, porn starlet valet Jessica Darlin. Of course she finds the attention flattering, while they can’t stand being ignored! Here, Idol still infuriates Moxley to the point of near-insanity. At one point Jessica Darlin actually delays her interference attempt on Idol! She can’t quite pull the trigger on that, which drives Moxley even crazier. Ultimately it takes well-timed interference from partner Sami Callihan to catch Idol in his “Hook-n-Ladder” finisher (elevated double chicken wing wheelbarrow facebuster). But postmatch, Moxley and Callihan focus so much negative energy on bullying and harassing their valet… they don’t see Austin Idol creeping on them from the rear! He clears them out to huge applause (pitching them over the top rope) before dramatically swooping Jessica Darlin off her feet – smooching her – and dropping her right on her rump in the center of the ring, with a stunned, dazed look on her face! Play Idol’s music as he poses and preens for the audience, and the Switchblade Conspiracy make mad screw faces!!!!
Winner (by pinfall): JON MOXLEY
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New Jack (w/ Pogo the Clown) promo from "Halloween In Hell"
"2006" = Mash-Up Wrestling
"IWA" = XPW Remixed
10 fans in the stands = 8,000 fantasy fans
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ORVILLE BROWN & ROCKSTAR KAOS (w/ Missy Hyatt)
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SHANE DOUGLAS & CHRIS CANDIDO (w/ Sunny)
w/
versus
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Triple Threat win after a Candido-top rope powerbomb to Orville Brown. The current Midwest Wrestling Champion Orville Brown got the Steamboat '88 entrance, complete with young son in his arms and beautiful, elegant wife by his side. Kaos & Hyatt followed with their electric, vibrant and multi-color entrance. Triple Threat (including Eddie Gilbert who stayed with Sunny at ringside) were greeted with thunderous boos and soaked in the bile proudly. Exciting clash between the gangsta 90s style of Douglas & Candido, and the classic-meets-new age tandem of Brown & Kaos. When things finally broke down in the end, rival valets Sunny & Missy (who had been sniping at each other the entire time) were the main reason. Their crowd-pleasing cat fight spilled into the ring, where Brown wound up getting crotched on the top turnbuckle and reversed into the Candido superbomb (something he likes to call his "Blonde Bombshell"). Kaos, Hyatt & Brown remain dejected in the ring while the Triple Threat continue to grow intoxicated with power. Postmatch, Douglas winds up with a live mic that quickly becomes a pipe bomb in his hands, as he unleashes a vicious shoot promo on the "Old Boys Network" (Orville Brown, The Olympia, Sammartino etc...). They have to cut the mic out on him to end the rant, before an awkward transition to commercial. But once again the livewire Shane Douglas keeps the censors fingers busy!
Winners: DOUGLAS & CANDIDO (2000)
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MSD catches up with Generation ME backstage for a quick interview. Despite their victory at "Halloween in Hell" they still very much have a chip on their shoulder. They feel they are being overshadowed and unappreciated. They even take shots at the weak tag team scene in other territories ("Awfully Wretched Action") - which ultimately draws the seductress Lizzy Borden into the picture. In her continued efforts to ramp her XPW Remixed Woman's division to the top of Mash-Up Wrestling Lizzy Borden has a generous offer she'd like to discuss with GenME. The young boys are highly intrigued and flattered by her sensual invitation and gladly follow her out of the scene. MSD is left holding the mic with blank expression.
** FADE OUT **
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ADAM PEARCE (w/ Ad Santel) versus "REAL DEAL" DAMIEN STEELE
w/ versus
The start of Adam Pearce's new "wrestling is everything" crusade - which began with a victory over wrestling God Dan Severn (see XPW TV Episode #27). Alongside his coach (from the training camp charmingly-nicknamed the "Cali Cripplers" club) Ad Santel, "Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce is bringing back real wrestling to the Mash-Up universe! He aims to prove that mastery of this single form of combat alone, can trump all other disciplines and fighting styles! And to prove his "wrestling" mastery, he wants to issue an open challenge for a "real wrestler". But instead, he gets XPW Remixed commissioner "The Real Deal" Damien Steele! The cocky, well-dressed Commissioner engages in witty banter with Pearce, sonning both he and his coach in the verbal department. So this leads to Santel & Pearce preying on Steele's ego and manhood and goading him into a match! But when things quickly become official, Santel & Pearce insist Steele assume the bottom position (this is a "WRESTLING" match after all), which he reluctantly does... only to get sucker-kicked by Pearce in the gut and we're off. Steele plays face-in-peril admirably to Pearce's grinding style, before making the crowd pleasing comeback. But Santel hooks his leg from outside the ring and Steele winds up falling victim to crushing jumping piledriver from Pearce! The Cali Cripplers have once again proven their so-called "superiority" over other fighting styles with this victory.
Winner (by pinfall): ADAM PEARCE
But before Santel & Pearce can slink off completely, they are answered by Lou Thesz! Backed by big Dan Severn, Masahiko Kimura and the Kendo stick-welding Drake Younger, the Shooters Club founder schools former coach Ad Santel and his new student on the finer acts of discipline and self-control in professional wrestling! But before things can get physical, we are joined by the Uso's and their valet Tamina. The daughter of Superfly Snuka was a persistent thorn in the sides of Thesz & Younger during their tag match at "Halloween in Hell" (especially when it became clear that they would not strike the woman). With that in mind, Tamina is brazen enough to belly up to Lou Thesz herself and dare him to come through her! But the Shooters Club just laugh and chuckle. They've got a contingency plan for just this kind of occasion...
The Shooters Club means business in this "Best of 7" Series.
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"Best of 7" Series #4
MILDRED BURKE versus TAMINA
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Mildred Burke's entrance is greeted enthusiastically by the fans (and with anger, and perhaps fear(?) from the Cali Cripplers). But any nerves Tamina may be facing, she quickly pushes them aside and confronts Mildred Burke face to face, in what is a bully's attempt at a stare down. Both women are physical marvels, with muscular frames that still maintain their femininity. Good, stiff, intense match from the two - unlike any woman's bout we've seen so far in XPW Remixed (perhaps in Mash-Up Wrestling history). Both flex a power-based assault, but it is Mildred Burke's superior grappling advantage that earns her the victory. Tamina, finding the tables quickly turning (going from the bully to the bullied here against Burke), gets trapped in a vicious kneebar by Burke and is forced to tap-out!!! Shooters Club members flood the ring in victory, and hold Mildred Burke aloft!
Winner (by submission): MILDRED BURKE
Cali Cripplers: 2 / Shooters Club: 2
Mildred Burke: still undefeated in singles competition.
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Anger and discourse continues to run rampant, as both camps fill the ring and XPW officials and security rush to fill the void. Sure enough, tensions boil over and things get physical! But in traditional heel fashion (when numbers are even), we find Ad Santel, Adam Pearce and the Uso's high-tailing out of the arena - leaving lowly Cali Cripplers sparring partner "Shooter" Tony Jones all alone to feel the wrath of the BEAST...
"SHOOTER" TONY JONES versus DAN SEVERN
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Quick, brutal squash reminiscent of Severn's UFC destruction of Anthony Macias (see UFC 4). The crowd rabidly cheers Severn's thrashing and explodes when he cinches in his Dragon Sleeper hold for the tap!!!
Winner (by submission): DAN SEVERN
See "THE BEAST" in action!!! Only in XPW Remixed!!!
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NEWS FROM THE XPW REMIXED OFFICES
Shortly before the "Halloween in Hell" main event, federal task force officers showed up looking for Vic Grimes. Not surprisingly, Vic Grimes vanished after the dust and rubble had been cleared from the exploding ring match. His profile has been removed from the XPW Remixed roster page and his King of the Death Match championship belt has been VACATED. Commission president The Grand Wizard will hold the responsibility of finding a new champion.
In exchange, East Coast presidents Ed Lewis & Toots Mondt have issued a decree RE: the XPW Remixed championship (West Coast). Next week - "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers will defend his championship one-on-one against Ezekiel Jackson!!! LIVE on XPW TV!!!
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NEXT WEEK
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XPW Television Championship Match
THE MIZ versus MESSIAH
III
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"Miz versus Messiah III" was billed as the final encounter between these two competitors. Match starts hot and heavy as it's clear the tension and animosity from their last fight (see "Halloween in Hell") has not dissipated a bit. Back and forth they go over the span of two commercial breaks in what turns out to be a sleeper hit for match-of-the year. But in the end, it is dark karma that finally does the Miz in. Some expert-level cheating by Miz has threatened to end Messiah's new TV title reign before it even began. But who should appear out of thin air, with a burning equalizer no doubt??? None other than the vindictive (and pissed off) Texan TERRY FUNK!!! Flaming steel chair shot to the Miz's skull! Receipt for the belt shot he gave to Funk on XPW TV Episode #27!!! Godsmack from Messiah! 1!...2!...3!!!
Winner (and STILL XPW Television Champion): THE MESSIAH
Messiah rejoices with his flock of XPW Remixed fans! The Miz holds his head, with eyes that flash from shock to malice and hatred! Meanwhile Terry Funk talks trash and makes obscene gestures at the Miz, while the crowd chants "XPW! XPW! XPW!!!"
** FADE OUT **
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