Post by MadStepDad on Aug 28, 2011 19:55:41 GMT -5
Cut to the ringside announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
XPW Remixed is a paradigm. It exists somewhere within the Ethereal plane of Fantasy Wrestling - shifting, growing and expanding by the day. It is the past, present and future of this genre. Toots Mondt helped pioneer "Sports entertainment". Back when men wore fedoras and had cauliflower ears, he reinvented professional wrestling into a vaudeville production. A traveling circus show of carnies, strongmen, and Xtreme athletes the likes of which the world has never seen. Centuries later - through the strains of acid jazz, punk rock and gangsta rap that have pervaded our American consciousness - XPW Remixed stands as their monument to that everlasting pro wrestling formula.
Today XPW Remixed stands upon the precipice of great change. The two radically different ideologies that came together to solidify the formula, now serve to destroy it. A combustion of near-catastrophic proportions, business-wise. Ed "Strangler" Lewis - the greatest wrestling champion of all time - represents the sport of professional wrestling. The very purest essence of athletic grappling competition. From the mats of college campuses, to the Dojo of the Far East, this is martial combat. Today it is known as "Mixed Martial Arts" - but back in Strangler's days this is what was known as "hooking", "shooting" or "stretching". So when pro wrestling evolved into a more showy, off-Broadway-type production, it became an exhibition-match of sorts - an exaggerated, tumbling display of real and authentic wrestling holds and maneuvers. Real athletes going through the mechanization of their combat training, without really playing for keeps. Yet all of them were capable of holding their own on the very off-chance that their opponent truly wanted to test them. So despite the showmanship facade that glitters brightly in the HD and 3D camera lime-light, there is always a rugged underlying TRUTH to these men that keeps everybody in line - Mafia style.
The Grand Wizard on the other end of the spectacle, embraces the unreal. The evil, deranged, adrenaline-surging madness of human bloodlust. The time of drunken, violent spectacle that has driven millions to rape, riot and pillage - whether it's the Vikings invading the Coast line or Canadian sports fans rioting in the streets. MMA - Strangler Lewis - they offer but a PEEK back at that Gladiatorial spirit that once seized mankind. That blood-thirsty, fight-to-the-death appeal that built legends of men like Spartacus and Conan. The Grand Wizard's vision for the product sees them embracing this emotion. His King of the Death match title (a championship he campaigned for), the introduction of the "Slaughtahouse Stampede" match, fire, glass, murder and death... all instruments in The Grand Wizard's mission to warp the world. If TGW and his "Commission" get their way, true athletic one-on-one competition will be snuffed out in favor of violent, beyond morally-reproachable, pornographic images and spectacles that will scar all it touches. Tonight - the final legal battle between the two camps unfolds - and the direction of XPW Remixed will be determined once and for all. Toots Mondt & Strangler Lewis, the two remaining members of Gold Dust Trio Inc... versus The Grand Wizard, Jack Pfefer and their "Commission". On the main stage, their respective champions battle for brand recognition and supremacy - and the right to call themselves the TRUE XPW Remixed champion! Bruno Sammartino & "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers are in action tonight!!! East Coast versus West Coast comes to a head at "Damage Inc"! Live TONIGHT!!!
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SHOW-OPENING INTRO
Joseph "Toots" Mondt and Ed "Strangler" Lewis stand in the ring before the XPW Remixed banner, looking dapper in their business attire. They address the audience and welcome you to "Damage Inc". Tonight Camden NJ is the LARGEST XPW Remixed audience in company HISTORY! Only Gold Dust Trio Inc and XPW Remixed can continue to bring you such classic, groundbreaking Fantasy Wrestling drama. Tonight there will be a final judgement rendered in the ownership of the company. Lewis & Mondt are confident they will be victorious and can oust TGW, his "Commission" and their false champion "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers once and for all! But upon mention of their name, who should emerge to combat GDT Inc's claims...
"THE COMMISSION"
Tonight, the final judgement will indeed be rendered upon the future of XPW Remixed. But it will be The Grand Wizard, Jack Pfefer and the "Commission" that will command it! BIG boos for TGW's declaration that he will burn the company down if he doesn't get his way. After Lewis & Mondt are removed, and The Commission assumes full power of XPW Remixed they will exstinguish the competetive flame forever! No longer will there be any shoots or true tests of skill, only a facade, sham and mockery! TGW tries to curry the favor of the Camden NJ crowd by unleashing a litany of insults upon the West Coast and the State of California. But he's just so annoying and full of bluster, he's greeted by nothing but boos. TGW hopes the whole godforsaken state of California falls into the ocean, and after his Commission takes over XPW Remixed - Lewis & Mondt will be barred from promoting FOREVER!!!
Final Decision to be rendered tonight!!!
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Tony Rumble's "UNDERTAKERS"
1) TONY RUMBLE's WHACK PACK versus THE OLYMPIA
(6-man Tag Team Match)
versus
XPW Remixed carries on the tradition started by Toots Mondt, and brought to brilliance by men like Cowboy Watts, Paul Heyman & VKM Jr. A complete, top-to-bottom sports entertainment product with a beginning, middle and end. Buy an XPW Remixed Blu-Ray or DVD, watch an XPW Remixed PPV, and you will bear witness to every nook and cranny of pro wrestling history. In-ring portion of our show tonight opens with the arrival of the "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble (complete with "One in the Chamba" theme-song by Almighty RSO) - and he represents the street-infused outrageousness of pro wrestling. His stable of exaggerated characters are designed to stand out in a crowd and deliver nightmares to the young fans. Tonight, Tony Rumble leads the way (clad in Boston Bruins gear) with his two GINORMOUS black-cloaked goons walking behind him. They are north of 500 lbs each, and wear dark hoods covering their evil painted faces. The Camden NJ crowd is LIVID to see Rumble and his crew, and their voracious reaction is perfect to open the show with. Trash, beer and profanity rain down upon Rumble and his men as they make their way to the ring, ready for combat.
"The Olympia" - led by "The Solid Man" William Muldoon - on the other hand, represent the golden melding of martial combat into an athletic, entertaining display in the purest sense. American wrestling & boxing, mixed with Heavyweight Lucha Libre and ninjitsu. Their ideals of honor, sportsmanship and competition resonates with millions of fans, as proven by their reception tonight. They are perfect foils for Tony Rumble's filthy bullying tactics because they strive to uphold an invisible code of honor between warriors that is vanishing in the TGW/Pfefer-led world of fantasy wrestling. Disgraced by Cult ReBourne, crushed by the Whack Pack or injured in the line of duty... nothing will stop The Olympia from returning to their spot atop the throne. To prove their style is the BEST!
Olympia race out here tonight ready for action, blowing the roof off in the process. They storm the ring to cheers, pumping their fists and unfurling their "Olympia" fight camp banners. William Muldoon - dressed in wrestling trunks and ready for war - briefly holds the mic to cut a pre-match promo. He's BACK from injury (partially suffered at the hands of Tony Rumble's "Undertakers" - see XPW TV Episode #22) and ready to humble Rumble once and for all! But not so fast... "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble on the mic for a quick retort, drenched in East Coast swagger and with a hardcore Back Bay accent. The Whack Pack has indeed signed on for a 6-man tag team match this evening... but Tony Rumble never said it would be HIM competing! That's right, tonight it will be the two massive UNDERTAKERS teaming with... the equally monstrous (in size, at least)...
CURLY MOE!!! ()
Curly Moe enters, clear by his dejected face, not of his own accord. The obnoxious, overbearing Tony Rumble has bullied the good-natured Curly Moe into this match. Even Muldoon and his men exchange looks of trepidation and concern in the ring. Never the less, this is an athletic competition and the Olympia is prepared to show no mercy. Mil Mascaras begins the match with one of those HUMONGOUS Undertakers, and runs through a few spots to accentuate their monstrous size. Mascaras and Hakushi take turns bouncing off the two twin giants like pinballs, before Curly Moe is unwillingly tagged in. He winds up opposite William Muldoon, who good-natured (yet with stern precision) takes Curly Moe to wrestling school. The entire exchange leads to a discouraged Curly Moe getting screamed at by Tony Rumble for his ineptness. When Rumble slaps the jovial fatman, a look washes over Curly Moe's face that you've never seen before - but the "Undertakers" beat him down!!! That's right, the two huge face-painted Undertakers are stomping their own tag team partner into goo on the mat (with Tony Rumble yelling and cheering them on). Match continues, but now the Olympia get the upper hand when they come to Curly Moe's rescue. Twin tag-team assault from Hakushi and Mascaras neutralizes the Undertaker's size, and William Muldoon dismantles them limb-by-limb once they hit the mat.
In the matches ending segment, Tony Rumble gets involved once again - finally giving up the one opening Muldoon needed to physically grab hold of him - and now the "Boston Bad Boy" is in a world of hurt! Comeuppance to Rumble as Muldoon makes him tap out to an Anaconda-vice submission!!! All hell breaks loose as the Undertaker start wielding chairs and tables! Donnybrook! Ring the f**** bell!!! This is chaos!!!
Winners: OLYMPIA (by Disqualification)
Chairs, ringside barricades used as launch pads, and springboard planchas. Mascaras & Hakushi once again gain the upper hand, but in the fracas, ANOTHER wrestler makes a run-in..
Re-introducing to XPW Remixed...
MONDO KLEEN!!!
The wild, barbarian-like savage from the Outer Realm of Sanity makes the shocking run-in - spearing Hakushi through a wooden table propped in the corner in a body-folding stunt! Titanic choke-slam to Mascaras through a wooden table outside the ring! William Muldoon winds up double-banged by the 500-lb Undertakers before Mondo Kleen powerbombs him onto a set of heavy ring-steps dragged into the center of the ring! Oh my, Muldoon's body is nearly broken in half as it hits the hard steel steps! The Olympia may have won the match, but as Tony Rumble cackles madly - holding his teams arms aloft in victory - it sure likes they have lost this battle!!! "The Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble shreds an Olympia poster, before replacing it with a banner of his own "WHACK PACK" logo!
"The Baddest in Brockton!!!"
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2) EDDIE GILBERT versus "REAL DEAL" DAMIEN STEELE
("Commissioner's office on the line")
versus
Underrated Indy classic by two of the most unheralded names in fantasy wrestling history. The work rate and technique is well-practiced and rehearsed, but it's the insane heat each man delivers with his character that takes the entire affair up another match. This is the only match on the card that induces a few lively dueling chants from the audience, as some recall Gilbert's run as the King of Philly and respond with cheers - while others salute Damien Steele's cocky, tongue-in-cheek defense of his Commissionership office. Not to mention, Damien Steele has come off as an underdog of sorts in this situation. This match fulfills the wild, "brawl through the audience" portion of the show that LIVE XPW Remixed fans clamor for. Up through the concession area as the chants of "XPW!! XPW!" rock the arena. Both men bleed from the forehead. Back in the ring, an exciting chain of counters leads to Steele hitting a vicious Overdrive onto Eddie Gilbert (like Cody Rhodes finisher circa 2011) for the final, dramatic pinfall! Damien Steele has done it! He pushes the long bloody strands of hair out of his face and rejoices in his grueling, physically-taxing victory! Damien Steele retains the book here in XPW Remixed!!!
Winner (and STILL XPW Remixed Commissioner): "REAL DEAL" DAMIEN STEELE
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** We have sudden backstage footage - in the locker room area, where see Shooters Club members Lou Thesz & Drake Younger hovering over a downed B-Boy (laying prone on the locker room floor). He has been the victim of a vicious attack! The only clue B-Boy can relay as to the identity of his mystery attacker is the name "DELIKADO"...
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3) EZEKIEL JACKSON versus PRIMO CARNERA
("Retirement Match)
versus
More "sports" than entertainment in this segment. Primo Carnera gets the epic-level "Rocky"-like entrance, as Striker & Solie recount his professional accomplishments (with a special focus on his boxing and now MMA credentials). Ezekiel Jackson's entrance is ominous and foreboding, like an Executioner's theme. Action is short, yet highly-energetic and intense. The two bulls rush and collide, with Carnera striking with a bevy of body blows and heavy hook shots. Jackson weathers the storm and muscles Carnera into a spinebuster that Carnera no-sells and goes scrambling to pull guard. Jackson unleashes the ground-n-pound, but Carnera escapes to his feet. He's being pummeled by Big Zeke! Suddenly an uppercut from Carnera catches Big Zeke flush on the jaw! Jackson is out on his feet, as Carnera follows him down onto the ground to finish the beating! Ref doesn't stop the fight though and a few of the brain-rattling blows must shake Jackson back into conscious and he bear-hugs Carnera on the mat to shake off the cobwebs. By the time the two leviathans reach their feet, Primo Carnera is gunning for the KO finish! But Ezekiel Jackson no-sells a flurry of blows and SNAPS! Crowd goes WILD as the beast is officially unleashed on Primo Carnera! The Italian boxing champion wilts under a barrage of heavy blows from Jackson, before being swallowed up in body slam after devastating body slam (with the crowd chanting "one more time!" with each successive one)! Ezekiel Jackson drags Primo Carnera to his feet for one last emphatic "Book of Ezekiel" standing uranage! 1-2-3! Jackson pounds his chest in fury over Carnera's defeated body!!! In the post-match hubub, Big Zeke winds up helping a woozy Primo Carnera to his feet... where the two men exchange a brief, intense stare down. Ezekiel Jackson extends his hand to Carnera in a sign of mutual respect, and the Italian legend reciprocates! The two men shake hands and Jackson symbolically raises Carnera's hand in victory, as a true passing of the torch has occurred. Crowd cheers the code of honor on display here amongst warriors.
Winner: EZEKIEL JACKSON
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Queen of Xtreme and President of XPW Remixed's Womens Division - LIZZY BORDEN
4) ALEXXIS NEVAEH vs ANNIE SOCIAL vs....
("Menage Trois Bikini Match")
versus versus ...
Match starts with Alexxis Nevaeh's entrance, followed by Annie Social (both wearing wrestling gear in various revealing shades). Finally XPW Original and Queen of Xtreme LIZZY BORDEN makes her entrance on the stage to commandeer the mic. New division here in XPW Remixed, Lizzy Borden runs it - the rest of you lil bitches run around IN it. Just then, the sound of car horn beeping interrupts her. A corvette enters the arena in Camden NJ...
Introducing to XPW Remixed...
"SUNNY" TAMMY SYTCH!!! (1995)
Sunny enters to a huge pop, and verbally undresses Lizzy Borden on the mic before stripping down to flash her OWN goods to the appreciative XPW Remixed audience!!! Lizzy Borden is appalled!!!
Lizzy Borden tries to sass Nevaeh and Social further, drawing the ire of young Alexxis Nevaeh. But when the peppy Olympia trainee goes to lunge for Borden, she is blindsided from the rear by Annie Social! The street wise hood chick recognizes an opening when she sees one, and immediately seizes it by laying into Alexxis, beginning the match. Lizzy Borden laughs and powders out of the ring as the bell tolls. Suddenly, Lizzy Borden is rushed at ringside by the vindictive Tammy Sytch! Sunny and Lizzy Borden engage in a cat fight outside the ring!!! CATFIGHT!!!
In the ring, Annie Social and Alexxis Nevaeh continue to have a highly-competent exchange; Part 2 of their match at XPW TV Episode #22. But this time, instead of holds and counters leading to submission attempts - they result in Annie Social trying to strip Alexxis Nevaeh of her wrestling gear, and vice versa. In the end Annie Social tornado-DDT's Alexxis Nevaeh and snap suplexes Sunny, before finally getting her hands on Lizzy Borden! Annie Social strips Lizzy Borden of her clothes in a vicious, fabric-tearing spectacle! Lizzy Borden is reduced to her bra and panties and high-tails it out of the arena with the audience jeering her every step! Annie Social finishes with a modified stunner on Alexxis before locking her up in a leghook rear naked choke for the tap-out victory!
Winner: ANNIE SOCIAL
Post match, Annie Social takes the mic and gloats. BLKOut, "Free Nick Gage", East Coast rules, Annie Social the toughest AND sexxxiest! She came to give the crowd what they came for, FCC be damned! Annie Social always delivers!
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OMG cut to commercial!!!
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6) ROCKSTAR KAOS ( w/ Missy Hyatt)
versus
"VICIOUS" VIC GRIMES
(King of the Death Match championship)
versus
Fun Fact: The two would continue to due verbally over the next two weeks, really building up some nice heat for this ensuing war.
Scott: A little background here. The night before this show I was in Rhode Island at a party. I got fairly trashed and passed out, which of course isn’t really sleeping. The next day I come home and head to my friends’ house for the show, and honestly? I fell asleep during this match. So when I threw this match in recently it’s in essence the first time I’m watching it. My first great vision is Vic Grimes having the barbed wire wrapped around his torso as KAOS spears right into it and rips his shoulder open. Vic Grimes gets hip-tossed hard into the steps and KAOS is relentless in taking out the Hardcore Legend. Both men then start bashing each other with chairs, signs and steel pans. KAOS grabs Barbie, which Vic Grimes grabbed earlier and starts whacking Grimes with it. KAOS is really keeping his end in this match, but we haven’t seen that signature moment for KAOS. The Miz had his signature moment in his "Liberty or Death" classic with MESSIAH, which was getting backdropped on the thumbtacks. We’ll get there. Vic Grimes kicks out of a couple of barbed bat attacks, but is busted wide open. KAOS then finds the aforementioned bag of thumbtacks and dumps them in the ring. However Grimes reverses a punch and back suplexes KAOS right on the pile of tacks. There’s KAOS’s moment. Grimes then goes real hardcore and wraps his black murder glove in barbed wire and he attacks both KAOS and Missy Hyatt with it. Missy’s mouth is actually cut open by it. Vic Grimes then attacks KAOS back, strewn with thumbtacks, with Barbie. Eventually KAOS is busted open and the crowd is eating this up. Both men are bleeding all over the place and this is the match of the night so far. KAOS has matched Orton from that April night in Edmonton by taking all of Vic Grimes’s moves. Then, the moment that will forever be remembered. Vic Grimes starts drizzling lighter fluid on an open table outside. Missy Hyatt crotches Grimes with Barbie, then continues drenching the table. She then lights it, and the table is on fire. Grimes counters a KAOSTROPHE. With KAOS on the apron, Vic Grimes spears Grimes through the ropes and through the fully engorged in fire table. That’s enough to get the three count in what was an incredible match. Kudos to KAOS for putting another guy over, and to Vic Grimes for going that extra mile to give this match that extra something. I know I have my opinions of Grimes for being a little greedy but when it comes to being in the ring and putting someone over he’s second to none. Grade: 4
Missy Hyatt cheers on her man
Justin: From the get-go I was torn on this one. I was looking forward to a brutal, bloody war between these two, but I was sad to see KAOS dropped from the main event title scene after how hot he had been to start the year. Missy Hyatt was red-hot here and she would play an active role in the match. KAOS and Grimes would battle back and forth early, cracking each other with stiff cookie sheet and pan shots. In a great spot, KAOS would spear Grimes, but begin writhing in pain, his shoulder bloodied. Vic Grimes then revealed that he had barbed wire wrapped around his abdomen. He would then cut the wire off and whip KAOS with it for a few nasty moments. Grimes would get a huge pop for unleashing Barbie, and another one for a crazy Cactus clothesline with Missy Hyatt on his back, knocking all three of the participants to the floor in the process. On the floor, KAOS unleashed more violence with a stiff hip toss into the ring steps and a brutal head spike to the metal grating. After eating a Barbie shot, Grimes was busted open pretty good and it was clear that this match was going to be a Mania classic, just as KAOS had desired. After KAOS took a sick back bump into some thumbtacks, Grimes wrapped some barbed wire around his black murder glove and fed it to both KAOS and Hyatt, leaving the latter with a bloodied mouth. The gruesomeness continued as Grimes lit up KAOSs stomach with more barbed wire. Hyatt would get involved again, this time dousing a table with lighter fluid and setting it afire. As Rockstar KAOS stumbled along the ring apron, Grimes charged and speared KAOS off the apron and through the flaming table. It was a shocking spot to see and both men writhed on the floor as Grimes barely crawled over to cover KAOS for the win. This was an awesome, bloody, brutal war and a big time win for "Vicious" Vic Grimes. He may have been out of the main event picture for the moment, but he and his longtime buddy steal the show and deliver that long awaited "Death Match" classic. Grade: 4.5
Winner (and STILL KotDM Champion): "VICIOUS" VIC GRIMES
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** We have sudden backstage footage - in the locker room area, where see Shooters Club founder Lou Thesz hovering over a downed Drake Younger (laying prone on the locker room floor). He has been the victim of a vicious attack! The only clue Drake Younger (like B-Boy before him) can relay as to the identity of his mystery attacker is the name "DELIKADO"...
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** VIDEO RECAP - Headhunterz/BLKOut feud, complete with gang beat down, spray-painted taggings, off-stage assaults, and NEWS video footage of Sabian's recent near-fatal shooting. Theme of the angle is "Get Rich or Die Trying". **
7) BLKOUT versus HEADHUNTERZ
(XPW Remixed Tag Team Championship match)
versus
Gang-related. The Headhunterz/BLKOut feud is a microcosm of the "East Coast vs West Coast war". Headhunterz are the native West Coasters in this case, representing the LA-based Cannibal Cartel. BLKOut (Sabian & Ruckus) represent the East Coast and crashed XPW Remixed when the company dared step foot in their territory. BLKOut's goal is to take the XPW Remixed tag team championships back to the East Coast! BLKOut enter first tonight - the luscious (and now lustily cheered) Annie Social, whiteboy frontman Robbie Mireno and weighing in at a street value of over $2 million dollars - RUCKUS. They get HUGE cheers from the XPW Remixed fans here in Camden NJ and get their elaborate in-ring entrances (complete with specialized ring introductions). Finally - they reiterate the Quad Studio incident that Sabian recently suffered (see XPW TV Episode #23) - and reintroduce Sabian to the arena like he's Black Jesus himself! Sabian returns from having suffered 5 gunshots in his own near-2Pac incident to compete for the Tag Team titles! Luckily most of the gunshots were graze wounds, but Sabian's arm and thigh are bandaged extra tight. "FREE NICK GAGE" cheer swells up from the crowd. By the time the Headhunterz make their entrance, the crowd is ready to riot.
Exemplary tag team match between two of the hottest teams in the fantasy wrestling market. Shades of Rockers vs Twin Towers (1989) meets Hardy Boyz vs Dudleys (2001) as these two teams dazzle with their tandem, high-risk assaults. The Headhunterz are just unstoppable monsters, smashing through tables and overturning ringside barricades with ease. Ruckus and Sabian fly through the air with the greatest of ease, instigating countless chants of "XPW!!!" Token BLKOut whiteboy Robbie Mireno gets smashed through a wooden table (and stretchered out), Annie Social gets sitdown powerbombed through another table (ending her night as well) and the wounds of Sabian get exploited to their fullest and most gruesome extent. In the end, with their camp eliminated and their backs against the wall, BLKOut rally for one brief comeback - but a thrilling burning table spot and titanic twin 500-lb moonsaults from the Headhunterz end their run with finality! Headhunterz put an exclamation point on their tag team title defense here tonight in Camden NJ, looking ferocious and unstoppable in the process!!!
Winners (and STILL XPW Remixed tag team champions): HEADHUNTERZ
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8) THE MIZ versus LOU THESZ
(XPW Television Championship match)
versus
Sick match with all the pomp and circumstance. Lou Thesz has the extra knee brace for his injured appendage, and it is a target of the Miz for the duration of the match. Good, solid, roller-coaster ride of a match that has Miz proving he can hang with the workmanlike psychology and mat work of the great Lou Thesz. The Shooter Lou Thesz has the clear advantage in grappling, scrambling and even the slugfest, but when Miz resorts to new-school aggression he garners the advantage. The knee injury is a constant impediment to Thesz as well, helping to keep him and Miz on the same level.
Match starts stand alone as the "classic" it was billed to be, until the usual MIZ-shenanigans. There's a ref bump, and suddenly - Alex Riley has targeted Thesz' knee for some illegal interference!!! The two Diamond Dynasty cohorts attempt to sabotage Lou Thesz' XPW TV Title shot, when suddenly DRAKE YOUNGER makes the run-in for the save! Drake Younger (part of the Shooters Club with Thesz) charges the ring (head still bandaged from his earlier mystery assault) with a Kendo stick and clears house! Series of unrestrained Kendo stick shots to Riley's back drives the Varsity Villain from the ring! CRACK! Kendo stick shot right between the eyes of the MIZ! Younger stoops down to assist his mentor Lou Thesz... when suddenly "The Psycho Shooter" Drake Younger is blindsided by JACK SWAGGER! The All-American American viciously attacks Younger and cinches in the ankle-lock! Younger is screaming in pain! Suddenly - the house lights flicker for a moment before shutting OFF - plunging the arena into brief darkness. When they arise, that mystery masked assailant (known only as "DELIKADO") is in the ring!
Steel chair attack from the masked man to Jack Swagger! The masked man takes out Swagger with the chair to big cheers! Miz flees the ring! But when Drake Younger slowly starts rising to his feet with a limp... the masked man takes HIM out with another unrestrained chair shot to the head!!! Whose side is this man on??? He has a brief stare down with the MIZ, who is eyeing him cautiously from across the ring... before Delikado CRACKS Thesz in the knee with the chair! Lou Thesz goes down to the mat for good, and Delikado flees the ringside as the referee has begun stirring! MIZ swoops in for the kill and locks Lou Thesz in a Texas Cloverleaf submission hold!!!
MIZ holds onto the crippling submission hold as it's clear Thesz' pride won't allow him to submit (even if his body is literally breaking). Video close-up on Delikado's masked face as he lurks on the entrance ramp, ready for the grand reveal... the masked man pulls off the mask to reveal...
B-BOY!!!
!?!?!? The Shooters Club trainee has betrayed his camp! With an evil smirk, the masked Delikado has transformed into Shooters Club stable mate B-Boy with the flick of a wrist. Unmasked, B-Boy immediately makes his way to ringside where he tosses in the white towel for his stable mate! The ref sees the white towel - having missed the entire Delikado run in - and calls the match on account of a teammates concession! B-Boy has screwed Lou Thesz out of the XPW TV Title!!!
Winner (and STILL XPW TV Champion): THE MIZ
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