Post by MadStepDad on Aug 17, 2011 21:22:56 GMT -5
Cut to the in-studio hosts for the show:
Colt Cabana & Sammi Lane
** THIS IS A COMPANION PIECE TO XPW TV EPISODE #22 **
Set is a simple blue-screen background, with the XPW Remixed logo and imposed graphics. The highly-charismatic in-ring sensation and internet legend Colt Cabana stands beside the lovely and talented Ms. Sammi Lane. Together they host the show, recap past Episodes of XPW TV, cover online gossip and news and broadcast unaired footage from XPW TV! Show runs every Friday for 30 minutes, and is available in the On Demand section of the XPW Remixed website.
COLT CABANA: I have zero contract with anybody right now. I’m a free agent, I’m like an underground band, I’m a cult’s wrestler if you will. I’m really on the underground and I would be more than open to talk with the Gold Dust Trio Inc president Strangler Lewis and really right that wrong. I almost want to go back there because I can’t live with the fact that they split the XPW Remixed title lineage. It really eats at me. Don’t get me wrong I am so happy right now in my career mentally, physically, financially; everything is going great it’s everything I’ve ever wanted. But I think I speak for a lot of other fans when I say I look forward to the day "The Commission" finally cleans up this place. Perhaps as soon as "Damage Inc"...
SAMMI LANE (RE: Lizzy Borden's announcement of a new Woman's Division in XPW Remixed) : I love watching anyone I can really learn from, which tends to be the girls who have been around for a while. I loved watching Alexxis Nevaeh & Annie Social tear it up (see XPW TV Episode #22). As far as indy wrestlers, my favorites are the ones who critique me after a match. I'm looking forward to testing myself in an XPW Remixed ring very soon...
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(REAL) KINGS of WRESTLING versus JTG & RYAN DANGERFIELD
versus
Segment begins with the self-proclaimed "Real" Kings of Wrestling already in the ring. Austin Idol on the mic, with Phil Shatter prowling menacingly in the background. Another open challenge - this time answered by the beyond-boastful and cocky JTG, who drags with him that barely-recognizable jobber Ryan Dangerfield (!?!?) Is this all JTG could pull together at the last moment or something? Seems that way, as JTG has basically bullied the skinny young whiteboy from Australia into this match. Sure enough it's a devastating power clinic by Phil Shatter and Austin Idol that flattens Dangerfield in short order. JTG - arrogant and annoying as all Hell - finally tags in to show Dangerfield how it's done. He gets a few spin kicks/ somersault clotheslines and stuff in, but is mostly ineffective against the much bigger Phil Shatter. The first shoulder block from Phil "Gunner" Shatter (2013) that floors JTG, causes the Yankee-lover to quickly tag out to an unwilling Ryan Dangerfield. JTG makes his reluctant partner re-enter the ring, and snap-crackle-pop. Austin Idol piledriver followed by a Gunner F5 ends Dangerfield's night. JTG leaves the ring with disgust written on his face for his "partner" for the night. Meanwhile Gunner & Idol hold their arms aloft in victory and pose for the cameras.
Winners: (REAL) KINGS of WRESTLING
** FADE **
DOINK REBOURNE - Coming to the Slaughtahouse Stampede.
** CUT **
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IS THERE COLLUSION IN PLACE BETWEEN THE COMMISSION & ROH?
"The Commission"
The current working relationship between XPW Remixed and Polland’s ROH is a complex one indeed. One look at the financial statements doesn’t show any obvious links, but look closer and you’ll clearly see some connections. Reigning ROH champion “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes – much like XPW Remixed’s own Bruno Sammartino – are fighting-men built on principal. They aim to prove the Championship belt they claim is the BEST IN THE MASH-UP WRESTLING UNIVERSE. They are also man enough to prove that, and step out of the safe territorial boundaries of their home organization. That was Bruno’s goal when he was XPW Remixed champion – and that remains Dusty’s goal as long as he sits atop the ROH pile. Dusty’s partnership with Rockstar KAOS and Missy Hyatt, his (thus far) unanswered challenge to “imposter” world champion “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers, and his participation in the upcoming “Slaughtahouse Stampede” match at “Damage Inc” prove his intent.
Does this all have something to do with “The Commission’s” attempt to move their operation to the East coast? Taking on the premier organization in the Big Apple certainly does have its advantages, and apparently some kind of bond or partnership is blossoming between The Grand Wizard, Jack Pfefer and the Great Polland. Further proof of that is the cross-promotional Championship bout signed by their hands. At “Damage Inc”, reigning XPW Remixed champion (as recognized by the “Commission”) Nature Boy Buddy Rogers (1963) will take on “The Modern Day Warrior” Kerry Von Erich (1984). This signing is a HUGE coup for XPW Remixed, and continues to show they are the trend-setting organization in Mash-Up Wrestling.
Currently embroiled in a family feud with the “Standard Bearers” of ROH, Kerry Von Erich has been given an unprecedented opportunity. Defend his family honor and take a World Championship back to Texas! When questioned by reporters as to WHY a previously “unranked” (in XPW Remixed, at least) talent would instantly receive a title shot – Jack Pfefer simply responded that it was an “inter-promotional dream-match” that “fans of the Territory Wars have been clamoring for” since Buddy Rogers defeated Sammartino at “Liberty or Death” (or so THEY say…) No comment on the rumors “The Commission” had Ian Rotten & Lil Chief sent to Texas on their dime. The rumored visit by the Cannibal Cartel was said to be purely coincidental, and that they had “personal business” with the Von Erich family. Either way, most pundits and critics believe the cross-promotional efforts will only bring more attention to each of the respective organizations, which is just good for business all around.
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XPW REMIXED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS SHUT DOWN CONCERT WITH GANG BEATDOWN
The Headhunterz
Recently, XPW Remixed tag team champions The Headhunterz were unleashed at a hardcore rap concert. They interrupted the set by attacking somebody in the audience, and nearly shutting down the show with a riot. The assault was said to be delivered to an associate of BLKOut, and was meant to send a message before "Damage Inc". The footage was captured on shaky cell phone-cam and was cut from XPW TV for gratuitous violence and language. BEFOREWARNED FOOTAGE MAY BE CONSIDERED NSFW!!!
** FADE **
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ATTACK ON SHOOTERS CLUB CO-FOUNDER THROWS A CURVE BALL
INTO XPW TV TITLE MATCH
During the events of XPW TV Episode #22, the shooter Lou Thesz challenged the apprentice Alex Riley to a match (before the very eyes of reigning XPW TV champion The Miz). Thesz schooled Riley on the fine art of hooking and stretching before making him squeal in submission. The message sent to the Miz was crystal-clear. It was what happened AFTER the match that leaves things murky. A mysterious masked man attacked Thesz from the blind side, clipping his knee and causing untold damage. He fled into the bowels of the arena before he could be apprehended by XPW security, or Shooters Club brethren Drake Younger & B-Boy. Who was this masked man? Why did he target Thesz? Word on the streets is the man goes by the name "DELIKADO" but that's all we know. His mission, motivation and meaning are still unknown. But it has thrown a serious monkey wrench (both physical and psychological) into Lou Thesz' training regime for "Damage Inc". Lou Thesz - tough bastard that he is - has refused to pull out of the match, while even suggesting that Miz & Riley may have had something to with the sudden attack (a claim they both deny). Meanwhile his students Drake Younger & B-Boy pledge their support and vow to make the masked man pay for his cowardly attack.
B-Boy & Drake Younger rep the Shooters Club
** FADE **
DIAMOND APPRENTICE
** Backstage interlude, with MSD and camera-crew spotting a suit-wearing Alex Riley in the hallway. He’s talking into his Bluetooth, and he’s apparently arranging some kind of transaction. He hushes MSD for a moment to complete his conversation (something about a package being delivered to Denton TX by somebody named “KEY”). Finally Alex Riley turns his attention to MSD, who asks him to comment on the Diamond Dynasty’s situation at “Damage Inc”. Alex Riley sneers and claims everything is fine. The Dynasty wasn’t behind the attack on Thesz by “Delikado”, but Riley figures Thesz got what he deserved for his old-fashioned dictatorship training regime. The MIZ will beat Thesz soundly at “Damage Inc”, and the REAL World’s champion “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers will snap the only good leg of Von Erich’s with his Figure-4 leglock! From there, the Dynasty will continue to “make it rain” all over the Fantasy Wrestling universe!!! **
** FADE **
WILLIAM MULDOON ANSWERS THE CHALLENGE
During the events of XPW TV Episode #21, "The Solid Man" William Muldoon was the victim of an attack by the "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble and his "WHACK PACK" crew. Tony Rumble targeted Muldoon because Rumble felt slighted and disrespected by the wrestling great (see XPW Online #1 for their origin feud). Now - still laid up in a hospital bed (as a result of his match against Doink ReBourne - see Episode #21) - William Muldoon swears vengeance against Rumble and VOWS to return to the ring by "Damage Inc"! After Tony Rumble challenged The Olympia to a 6-man tag match, Muldoon made it his personal pledge to compete in the match - doctors orders be damned! He wants a piece of Tony Rumble no matter what, and will TEACH him the meaning of respect... "The Professor" and "Solid Man" of Wrestling, William Muldoon - at "DAMAGE INC"!!!
"The Boston Bad Boy" aims to prove his camp is the realest in Money Massachusetts!!!
** CUT **
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EZEKIEL JACKSON versus JACKIE FARGO
versus
For some reason, the Texas-area crowd doesn’t seem too enthralled to see Jackie Fargo this evening. It could be the pro-Memphis Grizzlies/anti-Dallas Mavericks rant he unleashed on the mic prior. It could be his insistence that “hardcore” originated in TN, or maybe even it’s just his cocky “Fargo Strut”. Either way, Jackie Fargo has clearly established himself as a heel in Texas tonight. So when the theme song for “DOMINATION” begins – instantly heralding the arrival of an XPW Remixed DESTROYER – the crowd goes ballistic in response (as Fargo drops his mic in fear and looks toward the entrance ramp). Enter EZEKIEL JACKSON!!!
Emerging through a storm of dazzling pyrotechnics and smoke, Ezekiel Jackson looks like a demon unleashed from the pit of HELL. He storms the ring and leaves a wake of destruction, decimating Fargo with a variety of power moves. Big Zeke doesn't have to do much selling, merely shrugging off an attempted Fargo slugfest comeback. Jackson blocks a roaring elbow attempt from Fargo before LEVELING him with a paralyzing spine buster. Big Zeke drags the bleached-blonde Fargo to his feet for a series of pulverizing body slams (each one punctuated by a "ONE MORE TIME!" chant from the Texas crowd). Finally he plants Fargo with the "Book of Ezekiel" standing-uranage for the emphatic pin. Big Zeke pounds his chest in fury as the crowd cheers rabidly behind him.
Winner: EZEKIEL JACKSON
** END SHOW **
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XPW Remixed presents "Damage Inc"
** Slaughtahouse Stampede Match
DUSTY RHODES
TERRY FUNK
SABU
NEW JACK
POGO the CLOWN
THE MESSIAH
SAMMI CALLIHAN
JON MOXLEY
DOINK REBOURNE
ONITA
JUN KASAI
"SICK" NICK MONDO
IAN ROTTEN
** and more!!! **
** "Real Deal" Damien Steele versus Eddie Gilbert
(For ownership of the XPW Commissioners office)
** The Olympia versus Tony Rumble's "WHACK PACK"
(6-Man Tag Team Match)
** XPW Remixed Tag Team Championship
Headhunterz © versus BLKOut
** King of the Death Match Championship
"Vicious" Vic Grimes © versus "Rockstar" Joey KAOS (w/ Missy Hyatt)
** XPW Television Championship
The MIZ © versus Lou Thesz
** XPW Remixed championship ("Interim")
Bruno Sammartino © versus Original Sheik (w/ TGW)
** XPW Remixed championship ("Unsanctioned")
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers (1963) © versus Kerry Von Erich (1984)
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CREDITS
COLT CABANA: "Busted Open" satellite radio interview (7/21/11)
SAMMI LANE: G.L.O.R.Y. Wrestling profile page