Post by MadStepDad on Aug 10, 2011 14:25:40 GMT -5
Cut to the in-studio hosts for the show:
Colt Cabana & Sammi Lane
** THIS IS A COMPANION PIECE TO XPW TV EPISODE #21 **
Set is a simple blue-screen background, with the XPW Remixed logo and imposed graphics. The highly-charismatic in-ring sensation and internet legend Colt Cabana stands beside the lovely and talented Ms. Sammi Lane. Together they host the show, recap past Episodes of XPW TV, cover online gossip and news and broadcast unaired footage from XPW TV! Show runs every Friday for 30 minutes, and is available in the On Demand section of the XPW Remixed website.
"The Commission"
On the last episode of XPW TV, The Grand Wizard showed off his new management firm and wrestling stable called "The Commission", but it only drew the ire of "Interim Champion" Bruno Sammartino - who stepped in their face just to spite them and their foul claims. "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers continues to hold the title belt hostage and showing up on regional TV to flaunt it. He's claiming he will only defend the title on the East Coast, and has a hand-selected opponent for himself at ""Damage Inc". And it's NOT Bruno Sammartino! Meanwhile, the MIZ & Lou Thesz intend to prove to the world the Television Championship should be held in the highest regard when they engage in their classic at "Damage Inc". None other than reigning ROH champion DUSTY RHODES showed up to support Kaos in his bid to take Grimes' KotDM title and announce his own entry into the "Slaughtahouse Stampede Match". Onita & Kasai are BACK, the (Real) Kings of Wrestling continue to impress and BLKOut are #1 contenders. But the match everybody is talking about was between Muldoon and Doink Rebourne. It ended the show in a horrific bloodbath that found Muldoon being hospitalized after the bout. We'll have exclusive backstage footage from later that evening when MSD caught up with Alexxis Nevaeh (of The Olympia training camp) to get an update. What happened next was shocking (and catty) in it's nature. Let's get right to the action now.
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JTG (the Neighborhoodie) versus CHRIS CA$H
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** Video recap of the events from XPW TV Episode # 20 when the team of JTG & Chris Ca$h lost to BLKOut – complete with JTG yelling at Ca$h postmatch and blaming him for the loss. **
JTG is in full heel mode (Ala his WWE circa 2011 character). His swagger, strut and slang is straight New York – and to anybody OUTSIDE of the Yankees dynasty – this is instantly abrasive and heelish behavior. Chris Ca$h on the other hand gets a moderate pop – more so for his hot, motorbike entrance than anything else at this point. The entrance is still his most defining feature so far in XPW Remixed, although he impressed tremendously with his ring work in XPW TV Episode #20 (his official debut match). Chris Ca$h in XPW Remixed is like a real-life “Fast & Furious” street racer. Daring, fearless… and maybe even a touch suicidal? Match itself is scintillating. Full of fast paced, high-risk exchanges, JTG & Chris Ca$h take it to the mat, up into the air and back down to the mat again. Chris Ca$h is taller than JTG and much leaner, as JTG is far more cut and chiseled. They have a good offensive flurry and defensive sequences, that ends with JTG countering a “Ca$h Flow” attempt from Chris into JTG’s own “Shout Out” finisher (spinning sitout neckbreaker slam). JTG gets the win – expanding his big head even further – while Ca$h still impresses with his work rate and daring showmanship.
Winner: JTG (the Neighborhoodie)
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** Backstage interview segment with MSD. He's standing in the corridor just outside the locker room with Alexxis Nevaeh. She is still clearly distraught, as she and MSD discuss the attack on William Muldoon by Tony Rumble's goons (see XPW TV Episode #21). She gives a quick rundown on Muldoon's health (he's recovering) and says Hakushi & Mil Mascaras should be back in action by next week or so. They definitely have their eyes on those twin monsters of destruction that Tony Rumble led to the ring. Suddenly - into the picture comes ANNIE SOCIAL - all up in Alexxis' face, neck bobbing and finger snapping! She's got something to say to "little Ms Goody-two-shoes" about their altercation during the BLKOut/Olympia match (see XPW TV Episode #21)!
The words quickly get heated, Annie Social SLAPS Alexxis in the face, and suddenly we've got a hair-pulling catfight with MSD caught haplessly in the middle!!! XPW officials and security pour into the picture to pry them apart! Finally, they get them separated just enough so as none other than "the Queen of Xtreme" LIZZY BORDEN can ease herself into the scene! She's all mock-friendly to both girls, trying to calm them down and talking fast like a pimp would to a hoe. Apparently - Ms Lizzy Borden has it on great authority - to announce a MATCH next week on XPW TV - Alexxis Nevaeh versus Annie Social!!! Also, Lizzy Borden has a little "announcement" she'd like to make next week and she wants both girls present to hear it, as it might be something very important to both of them... Lizzy Borden chuckles and twirls her hair, some kind of powerful secret clearly bubbling within her... meanwhile Alexxis and Annie Social eye each other warily like two feral cats... **
Lizzy Borden has a secret to share...
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SAMMI CALLIHAN (w/ Jessica Darlin) versus
TONY MAMALUKE (w/ Big Sal E. Graziano)
("Slaughtahouse Stampede" Qualifying Match)
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The wild-eyed, bushy haired Sammi Callihan (2011) is part emo/part Pampero Firpo - with a studded dog collar necklace and dark eyeliner. He's escorted to the ring by the docile, simple-minded country skank Jessica Darlin (2000). Together they have sort of a meth-lab chemical romance kind of appeal. Tonight he represents the Switchblade Cartel in XPW Remixed. Callihan's opponent Tony Mamaluke enters with the human wall Sal E. Graziano behind him. They flip the audience their chin as "That's Coke" by La Coka Nostra blasts in the background. Great, underrated classic with Mamaluke showcasing his agile, submission style and Callihan displaying his ferocity. On the outside, Big Sal E. Graziano ambles over towards Jessica's direction a few times, like he's looking to eat a cupcake but other than that they don't get involved. After a few nasty submission reversals (with a steel chair and Kendo stick being used for extra leverage a few times), Callihan catches Mamaluke flat on his belly in the middle of the ring and cinches in a fight-ending Stretch Muffler. Jessica Darlin bounces merrily beside her man, who remains dark, brooding and screw-faced even in victory.
Winner (by submission): SAMMI CALLIHAN
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** Brief vignette of New Jack and Pogo the Clown. Cell mates prior, and victims of TGW manipulations, the two rebels of the fantasy wrestling underground banded together. The OG New Jack exposed Pogo the Clown to his NEW addiction - bitches! And lots of them! Funny (in a kind of scary, demented way) skit in which New Jack puts Pogo the Clown onto the white slavery trade (street walkers, escorts, strippers and porno stars) and Pogo responds with enthusiasm like a fat kid exposed to his first chocolate cake. New Jack & Pogo the Clown - @ "Damage Inc"!!! **
Pogo the Clown
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SKANDOR AKBAR versus DANNO O'MAHONEY
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Akbar transitions with this sketch from stereotypical Middle Eastern terrorist character (Ala 1984 Iron Sheik), to new wave Middle Eastern-Alberto Del Rio. A brief on-screen vignette airs before his walk out, and it depicts Akbar in the back of a limo - turban, sunglasses, suit and puffing a big cigar - promising all kinds of financial doom and gloom for America, her economy and XPW Remixed! He's here to rape this dying country for all it's worth before it's sold to the Chinese! By the time Skandor Akbar's music ("Arab Money" by Busta Rhymes) starts playing the crowd is hot for his arrival. This makes the arrival of his opponent even more boisterous in its positive reaction. It's none other than Boston Wrestling Champion and new XPW Remixed transplant DANNO O'MAHONEY!!! The lanky Irish man enters in Notre Dame apparel and carries a nice shiny regional championship belt. He gets a lukewarm babyface reception. Ever the sportsman, he waves to the crowd mid-ring as he removes his jacket and title belt. Ref checks both opponents before the match (their hands, trunks and feet) but of course Akbar refuses and gives the ref a hard time. O'Mahoney appeals to the ref with exasperation like a traditional well-meaning babyface, so Akbar uses that one minor distraction to sucker-punch O'Mahoney in the grill. We're off from there.
As you can see (with your 3rd eye), Danno O'Mahoney was winning the scientific exchange, finally causing Akbar to lose it and begin running the ropes like a madman before lulling Mahoney into an outside brawl. When he tried re-entering the ring (see video) Akbar shoved the ref multiple times enroute to attacking O'Mahoney and knocking him through the ropes. O'Mahoney was rightfully given the DQ win, but Akbar was hot at the loss and it took a phalanx of XPW security and ring officials to clear the ring.
Winner (by DQ): DANNO O'MAHONEY
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XPW SIGN ON WWF TV CAUSES CONTROVERSY
In a move similar to what XPW Original pulled in 2000, at ECW's "Heat Wave" PPV in California, XPW Remixed photo-bombed a recent WWF event in Boston MA. Back then at an old ECW show, they were able to purchase front row seats to the show - harass, heckle - and finally interrupt the show just prior to the main event to gain attention for their product. Nowadays with security the way it is at events - especially at the WWF's level - it's impossible to pull such hijinks. Instead, some hardcore XPW Remixed fan in the Boston area photo-bombed a quaint slow-pan camera shot at the close of WWF's "Saturday Night's Main Event" last week. The offending shot was quickly thrown to a cut, and once can only imagine will not be seen on the DVD/Blu-Ray release of the event. But for one brief moment in time, XPW Remixed fans showed the world where the home of true wrestling really is.
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San Francisco promoter (and Lewis/Mondt collaborator) ROY SHIRE comments on XPW Remixed's attempts to declare imminent domain over the state of California.
ROY SHIRE: I was back-stabbed by a couple guys I thought were my friends. They didn't keep their word to me. I defended wrestling for 33 years, but why should I defend guys who sold me out? Two of them are promoting in California. One is Verne Gagne of Minneapolis, who uses chachins as his front man. The other is Vince McMahon Sr., of Connecticut, whose son is promoting in Los Angeles and San Diego with RavingshinglyPerfect as his front. These two are in California now, and if I can stomp on 'em I will. They stomped on me. XPW Remixed is ready for war.
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"SICK" NICK MONDO versus HARDBODY HARRISON
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Match serves two purposes in it's briefly allotted time - get Hardbody Harrison over for his obnoxious heelish antics (he is the underperforming, yet still ridiculously cocky, MVP-circa 2007ish kind of pimp playa) - and display "Sick" Nick Mondo as one of the top rated straight-up cruiserweight wrestlers in the world (without the assorted Death Match weaponry or gimmickry required). Springboard legdrops, suicide planchas and stiff-ass Muay-Thai kicks from Mondo. "Life Cutter" set-up (he twists his opponents arm around their own neck, before hoisting them up for a reverse Death-Valley-Driver). Followed by an "Assault Driver" finisher (opponent seated on Mondo's shoulders like an Electric Chair drop - he grasps their arms and pulls them down into a flipping, sit-out slam). Post match, a very smug and sated "Vicious" Vic Grimes appears on the entrance ramp to show off his KotDM belt and flaunt Mondo's victory. Mondo throws up the "CCz" and it's greeted by 50/50 boos/cheers (there are still a few "Cannibal Cartel" signs and T-shirts in the crowd). Shot ends with Grimes and Mondo on the ramp looking hard, posing and throwing up their gang signs.
Winner: "SICK" NICK MONDO
** XPW Remixed presents "DAMAGE INC"... coming soon!!!
** FADE OUT **
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XPW Remixed presents "Damage Inc"
** Slaughtahouse Stampede Match
DUSTY RHODES
TERRY FUNK
SABU
NEW JACK
POGO the CLOWN
THE MESSIAH
SAMMI CALLIHAN
DOINK REBOURNE
ONITA
"SICK" NICK MONDO
IAN ROTTEN
** and more!!! **
** XPW Remixed Tag Team Championship
Headhunterz © versus BLKOut
** XPW Television Championship
The MIZ © versus Lou Thesz
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CREDITS:
ROY SHIRE: Sleeperhold Part III by Ray Tennenbaum