Post by MadStepDad on Aug 3, 2011 20:24:03 GMT -5
Cut to the in-studio hosts for the show:
Colt Cabana & Sammi Lane
** THIS IS A COMPANION PIECE TO XPW TV EPISODE #20 **
Set is a simple blue-screen background, with the XPW Remixed logo and imposed graphics. The highly-charismatic in-ring sensation and internet legend Colt Cabana stands beside the lovely and talented Ms. Sammi Lane. Together they host the show, recap past Episodes of XPW TV, cover online gossip and news and broadcast unaired footage from XPW TV! Show runs every Friday for 30 minutes, and is available in the On Demand section of the XPW Remixed website.
COLT CABANA: I'm 6'1" and I weigh 242lbs. I was born in Chicago, IL. You might read this and think to yourself, "ah, another power guy". The fact that I'm a big guy is very deceiving. I've been in love with pro wrestling ever since I was 3 years old, watching Andre the Giant getting his head shaved in a handicap match. I'm still just a student of the sport, and now I'm host of the all new XPW REMIXED ONLINE!!!
Sammi Lane--one of New England's hottest up-and-coming young wrestlers--has been catching the attention of fans throughout North America...and for good reason. Certainly the first thing that most fans notice is this lady's sexy and athletic good looks. But it doesn't take long for people to realize that that Sammi knows her way around a wrestling ring. And why shouldn't she? She's been wrestling since she was a freshman in high school! Currently one of the most popular wrestlers in Massachusetts' well-regarded World Women's Wrestling promotion, Sammi Lane is on the verge of breaking out across U.S. indy rings!
SAMMI LANE: I started watching XPW Remixed around the time of "My Bloody Valentine", and was hooked! I saw how driven the wrestlers were...with passion and energy...and they really inspired me. I knew I wanted to do the same. My freshman year of high school I joined the wrestling team. I had accomplished so much in ballroom dancing and even started teaching....but I needed something new. Then in my junior year I finally joined a pro wrestling school and started my dream: to be a professional wrestler! I've been with it ever since.
On the last episode of XPW TV, we dealt with the fallout from "Liberty or Death". The XPW Remixed Championship was declared VACANT by Strangler Lewis... but 1/3rd of the management firm Gold Dust Trio Inc, The Grand Wizard officially recognizes Buddy Rogers as the champ! A match has been signed for the upcoming PPV "Damage Inc", but with still no firm commitment from the original "Nature Boy", we may just watch the XPW title lineage disintegrate before our very eyes. Plus - a new twist on an old concept began with the Slaughtahouse Stampede Qualifying match in Memphis. The bout was won by the new (and fearsome) criminal tag team of New Jack & Pogo the Clown. Both men will be advancing to the finale at "Damage Inc".
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** Quick, backstage snipped from behind the scenes of XPW TV Episode #18. JC Bailey - alone in a dank corridor fumbling with some kind of small baggie - is blindsided from the darkness by a raging ONITA!!! The Japanese Death match Icon pummels Bailey unmercifully and leaves him a twitching, bloody mess. A message for the Cannibal Cartel!!! **
"IPW" = XPW Remixed
"Jimmy Jacobs" = Onita
He feels the Cannibal Cartel didn't have his back when he got jumped by Onita after XPW TV Episode #18!!! Tonight he goes at it alone!!!
ATSUSHI ONITA versus JC BAILEY
versus
Atsuhi Onita - after ripping off his leather jacket - rocks the hell out of Bailey in the early going with stiff shoot punches to the forehead that hardway split JC Bailey at the eyebrows. Onita slams the much slimmer JC Bailey with reckless and wanton abandon. At one point he holds Bailey in a Dragon Sleeper and extinguishes his burning cigarette on JC Bailey's exposed abdomen!!! He winds up flinging Bailey around ringside a bit, including literally whipping steel chairs at his body. Onita takes the leisurely stroll around ringside in between assaults, soaking up the crowd fervor. JC Bailey is a bloody messy. The young Death Match wrestler gets a brief respite when Onita misses a charge into a steel chair (wedged in between the turn buckles). He takes over with dropkicks and shining wizards, but Onita absorbs them with aplomb. He makes the comeback before absolutely flattening JC Bailey with a sick unprotected chair shot to the head! Spike DDT onto a steel chair scores the decisive pinfall!
Winner: ONITA
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XPW REMIXED BLU-RAY & DVD RELEASE
LIZZY BORDEN XXXPOSED
Lizzy Borden has used her looks and wits to get on top of XPW. Now, Borden recalls some of her greatest moments in XPW and provides a personal look into her more private side. This intimate portrait takes you deep inside of Lizzy, a place every fan wants to be! Find out exactly why both in and out of the ring Lizzy Borden is "The Queen Of Extreme"!!!
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#1 CONTENDERS MATCH ANNOUNCED FOR NEXT WEEK
SABIAN: I'm from Philadelphia. I've been wrestling since February 2000, mainly on the East Coast but I've wrestled down South, in the Midwest, overseas... I would say that I'm one of the most under rated wrestlers currently on the Indy scene. I can adapt to any wrestling style and I know how to keep myself fresh and not become stale like so many other wrestlers out there. A lot of them being the guys that some of these fans seem to praise so much. I know how to entertain and give the people their money's worth.
Next week on XPW TV - the BLKOut (Sabian & Ruckus) will take on the team of The Olympia (Mil Mascaras & Hakushi) in a #1 Contenders match! Winner goes on to face the XPW Remixed Tag Team champions (currently: Headhunterz) at "Damage Inc"!!!
RUCKUS: XPW contacted me and tried to get me to come over. I'm not really feeling that scene. I mean I don't know Rob Black so I can't say anything. Messiah's from XPW. So obviously, I have heard some things. The Sicilians are just gone. They were XPW Remixed tag champs, but I haven't seen some of their stuff as of late. They're trying to do what they're trying to do, you know? But my loyalty is with BLKOut and the East Coast so that's where I'll stay. I don't see myself working for XPW at any time. When we win the #1 contenders match next week, and then go on to "Damage Inc" to win the titles - we taking 'em right back to the East Coast, boyeee!!! If I could pick anybody, I would want to do a match with William Muldoon in his prime. "The Solid Man" is the greatest. I want to wrestle him in his prime. Or Mil Mascaras. Or Hakushi, if I had the chance.
BLKOut are East Coast thoroughbreds. Only through the Sicilians bounty they collected (see "Baptized in Blood") were they able to fund their brief West Coast excursion. Now - with XPW Remixed showing up back on the East Coast for another swing - and with a PPV emanating from Camden NJ - BLKOut have no choice to represent. Next week - The Olympia. At "Damage Inc" it will be the XPW Remixed tag team champions!!! FREE NICK GAGE!!!
Annie Social delivers as expected.
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PRO WRESTLING ILLUSTRATED
(featuring Doink ReBourne)
Territory Wars correspondent Bill Apter caught up with Doink ReBourne recently at a Gathering of Juggalos. It was the only place anybody could find him after his ritual humiliation at the hands of Olympia (see "Liberty or Death"). Doink ReBourne was more than happy to discuss his past runs in WWF, including his best match and favorite opponent. He also challenged William Muldoon to end their feud once and for all next week!
"Bruiser Brody" = William Muldoon
** DOINK REBOURNE versus WILLIAM MULDOON **
One-on-One Next Week!
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** Backstage skit. In the locker room, somebody is verbally lambasting poor Curly Moe. Camera finds a tough-talking Biker-type dude with a Boston accent laying it on thick to Curly Moe. Introducing to XPW Remixed The Boston Bad Boy" TONY RUMBLE. Tony Rumble rocks the black leather jacket and "Boston" bandanna over his head. He's giving it to Curly Moe, poking him in the chest and slapping his face! The whole spectacle denotes some kind of ownership over Curly Moe, perhaps. Finally, Tony Rumble grabs Curly Moe by his earlobe and begins to drag him out of the locker room. But there to meet him is none other than "The Solid Man" WILLIAM MULDOON! Everybody's got their scopes locked in on Muldoon and his camp, but "The Solid Man" always stays focused on the right. Let those other fools fight for what's left. Muldoon steps up to the domineering and bullying Tony Rumble, immediately (yet with great class and sophistication) putting the Boston Bad Boy in his place! He lets him know in no uncertain terms not to try that shtick around here again! Amazingly, Tony Rumble has nothing to say as he's harshly sonned and driven out of the picture. He throws his hands up in a mock defensive position and slinks away. That leaves Muldoon to look Curly Moe in his eye - dead serious (for the moment at the least) - and says "try to live TODAY, because TODAY will be YESTERDAY when tomorrow is here..." William Muldoon exits stage left as cameras linger on Curly Moe's thoughtful expression. **
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CALIFORNIA PROMOTER ROY SHIRE DISCUSSES THE XPW REMIXED
CHAMPIONSHIP CONTROVERSY
Backstage correspondent was hosting an online podcast, and one of his guests was local (to California) promoter Roy Shire. He runs the San Francisco market, and MSD had him on-air to discuss the possible ramifications of XPW Remixed leaving California. Mister Shire also had some words for deserting XPW Remixed champion "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
ROY SHIRE - California Promoter
ROY SHIRE: Buddy Rogers. There's another guy I don't like. He's a no-good ass. He couldn't beat my wife. He was lucky, though, in wrestling. He had a great body. He really had a nice, pleasing body. He was no Mr. America, but a damn good body, probably one of the best workers in the ring. I don't mean a good wrestler, I mean he couldn't beat my wife. But in the ring he was so convincing. He did great things in the ring.
MSD: There's alot of people out there who consider Buddy Rogers actions post "Liberty or Death" (deserting with the championship) heroic and brave...
ROY SHIRE: Oh, hey, -- I'm gonna tell you somethin' about Rogers, he ain't got a gut in his fuckin' body, he couldn't -- he didn't know a hammerlock from a padlock; he was a connivin', cutthroat sonofabitch when he was in the business. As a person he was a no-good bastard. Around him -- aw, greatest guy in the fuckin' world, you know, 'Ho, hey man!'-- anything you'd say he'd go for. But he'd stab you behind your fuckin' back.
MSD: But now, word on the streets is Rogers is looking to sell the belt to the highest bidder. There's even rumors he's heading to NYC to paint the town red! Do you believe other promoters would consider Buddy Rogers worth the investment?
ROY SHIRE: But the thing that he had -- in the fuckin' ring, he was the greatest in the fuckin' business in the ring. A great performer.
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But when attention turns to The Grand Wizard's new partnership with Jack Pfefer, apparently enough is enough. An angry call-in to the show occurs from none other than NATURE BOY BUDDY ROGERS! Apparently on his Blue Tooth zipping down the freeway somewhere in his drop top, Buddy Rogers calls in to intercede. He defends his decision post "Liberty or Death" Iron Man match, and alludes to a "hot date" he's got to catch in NYC! He also defends his decision to sign with TGW & Jack Pfefer's new sports agency, giving them EXCLUSIVE rights to the XPW Remixed championship! (as claimed by Buddy Rogers)!
NATURE BOY BUDDY ROGERS: Later on, I locked up with a guy that's one of the most popular, or unpopular guys in wrestling, Jack Pfefer. Jack Pfefer -- when he fought for you, boy he was all blood and guts. I had everyone and his brother come up to me and say, 'Buddy, why don't you leave that son of a bitch, he's no good.' My answer to them was, 'Hey, he's working for me, and I know he's a son of a bitch, but remember he's my son of a bitch. He came to me. We never signed a contract, never had an ounce of ink. We shook hands. And we both lived by the sword, and we did what was right!
Well now we know, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers stands firmly in the corner of TGW & Jack Pfefer! They continue to recognize him as World Champion, and will have him booked at the next big XPW Remixed show "Damage Inc"! Originating live from Camden, NJ... hometown to none other than muthaphuckkin "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers himself!!! Before he hangs up on MSD's show, he says TGW & Pfefer have lined up an opponent for him at "Damage Inc" and it's NOT that has-been Bruno Sammartino! He had his chance and he LOST! Tie goes to the champion!!!
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MAIN EVENT
EZEKIEL JACKSON versus GIANT SILVA (w/ Kevin Sullivan)
versus
Segment starts with the angry "Prince of Darkness" Kevin Sullivan in the middle of the ring, barking into a microphone. He rocks the black eye-patch like a pirate (a victim of his own metal spike at the hands of Ezekiel Jackson - see "Liberty or Death"). Behind him, the angry man-monster Giant Silva looms menacingly. This segment occurred post "Slaughtahouse Stampede" qualifying match, after New Jack and Pogo the Clown had left the ring. Sullivan ranted and raved until he was cut off by the ominous strains of Ezekiel Jackson's music! DOMINATION!!! You can see why footage of this match may have been cut, as Giant Silva is... painful to watch in some parts. Shambling and dangerous you may never know if one of his clubbing blows will accidentally kill someone. But they keep it short, Jackson doesn't have to do much selling, and in the matches most impressive moment - scoop slams Giant Silva in the middle of the ring, Andre/Hogan 1987-style!!! Ring shakes from the impact and the crowd raises the roof! Ezekiel Jackson gets the dominant pinfall! Post match, Ezekiel Jackson flexes and pounds his chest with battle-lust, as Kevin Sullivan is left to slink backstage in defeat once more.
Winner: EZEKIEL JACKSON
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XPW Remixed presents "Damage Inc"
** Slaughtahouse Stampede Match
** XPW Remixed Tag Team Championship
Headhunterz © versus BLKOut or The Olympia (winner to TBD next week)
** XPW Television Championship
The MIZ © versus Lou Thesz
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CREDITS:
COLT CABANA: Wrestling 101 Interview (8/26/03)
SAMMI LANE: G.L.O.R.Y. Wrestling profile page
ROY SHIRE: Sleeperhold Part III by Ray Tennenbaum
BUDDY ROGERS: Sleeperhold Part III by Ray Tennenbaum
SABIAN: Hazed & Confused #5
WILLIAM MULDOON: "Muldoon, the Solid Man of Sport" book by Edward Van Every (1928)