Post by MadStepDad on Jul 22, 2011 19:45:17 GMT -5
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
A corporate split-off is a type of corporate reorganization whereby a parent will split-off its interest in a subsidiary by offering existing shareholders stock in the subsidiary in exchange for the parent's stock. Corporate split-offs are becoming increasingly popular for publicly traded companies today due to the tax advantages they provide over straight sales. The most effective way to communicate transaction information in the Internet Age is by posting the final offer terms on a widely publicized web site. Last night - on the "After The Bell" website - news broke of The Grand Wizard's official corporate filing. Weeks and rumors of speculation can now be put to rest, as The Grand Wizard's ulterior motives are abundantly clear. Take his 1/3rd of the company, flip it, invest it, and relocate it. TGW Management Firm already manages some of the most twisted and corrupt men in wrestling history. Now he's expanding further into the worlds of art and entertainment, promising to bring a level of sophistication back to the East Coast. The Grand Wizard goes Wall Street.
Meanwhile, as word of this new potential XPW offshoot housed on the East Coast has spread, rumors have already begun regarding the XPW Championship. Once held proudly by Bruno Sammartino (who had desires of becoming the one TRUE traveling wrestling champion, taking his belt to different territories to defend) - the XPW Remixed championship now belongs to "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers. The founding father of the Diamond Dynasty always follows the scent of money, and there is a very real possibility he may outsource the championship (thus destroying it's value forever). From one extreme to the next, XPW Remixed is at a serious crossroad as we brace ourselves for "Liberty or Death".
Plus, BWO has promised a statement from their masters tonight - Damien Steele continues his attempt to find the mystery man Toots Mondt recommended be his partner at "Liberty or Death" - The Miz competes in a Title Unification bout - "Ice Cream Parlor" with special guest The Sicilians - and Free Nick Gage!!! All that and more TONIGHT as XPW Remixed broadcasts from another undisclosed location in Texas! But first, a special message from our new sponsor...
** THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ANNOUNCEMENT **
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** This is a paid announcement courtesy of Gold Dust Trio Inc partner (and burgeoning East Coast entrepreneur) The Grand Wizard. His new entertainment firm specializes in many aspects of showbiz - all designed to maximize profits for his investors and clients. Join his long and exclusive list of clientele and let The Grand Wizard - the greatest manager in Pro Wrestling history - lead you to greatness. **
** CUT TO RINGSIDE **
Off to the side of the entrance ramp, the set of Honky Tonk Man's "Ice Cream Parlor" greets us. The faux-50's style diner (complete with jukebox, and soda floats) hosts the hottest talk segment in the entire Mash-Up Wrestling universe. Introducing your host and toast of the West Coast... HONKY TONK MAN!!!
ICE CREAM PARLOR
(w/ special guests The Sicilians)
HONKY TONK MAN: It all goes back to the training, the trainer, and the atmosphere of the wrestling school itself. If the training is professional, the trainer is professional, and the school is run professionally, then the students who graduate and move on will in turn be more professional. The Sicilians do all of the above and each of them are professional hitmen. They go on to the next level. The groundwork that is laid with The Sicilians tag team title reign is one of the best I have ever seen. Some of the "run of the mill ordinaries" are just that,"ordinary." They will never move to the higher level simply because they do not know how to take it to that level. Introducing my next guests... the XPW Remixed Tag Team champions - THE SICILIANS!!!
HONKY TONK MAN:: Fundamentals, fundamentals, fundamentals! Without these elements you are a lost ship on the ocean. When all else fails, the fundamentals you have learned will always bail you out of trouble. Short attention span is something we have "given in to." I think given the right circumstances on any given day, we can, if we are fundamentally sound and have a good understanding of the mental aspects of a good versus evil storyline, any of us can control the audience's emotions for any given amount of time. Top rated movies go for over 2 hours. Where is the short attention span there? The Sicilians have already set records for the length of their title reign. What's next for The Sicilians here in XPW Remixed?
LOU ALBANO: Well, I got started years ago. I just got out of the service, and Ed Lewis and the Gold Dust Trio Inc... Willie Ginzberg sent me down to him and I started wrestling. Bruno Sammartino said to me, “You know you are not a great wrestler, but you’re a good talker, a good bs’er, you never shut up.” So I've started to consider managing. The Sicilians have proven themselves as the greatest tag team in Territory Wars history. We've beaten Crusher Vadue, Baron Mikel Scicluna, Curtis Iaukea, the Moondogs, and I had the British Bulldogs, Cryme Tyme later on and I had the Valiant Brothers and the Wild Samoans, Andre for a while, Tarzan Tyler, Luke Graham, we beat them all!!! I had them all the way up to Superfly Jimmy Snuka and I think it's time to move through as a manager. And Bruno said, “If you become a manager, you will be around for years."
With La Coka Nostra behind them, The Sicilians publicly consider either selling the XPW Tag Team titles off, or retiring with them as champions. On commentary, Solie & Striker are disgusted and disappointed by The Sicilians intentions. But before Lou Albano can finish his motor-mouthed promo, sprinkled with Italian Mafioso slang, the entire set is cut off by the electric instrumental of "Follow My Life" (by Obie Trice). The rumbling bass line and electric guitar riff heralds the arrival of none other than reigning King of the Death Match champion "Vicious" Vic Grimes!!! He's wearing black murder gloves, a pizza cutter necklace, and he's escorted to the ring by the gargantuan Headhunterz tag team. The Sicilians shift uncomfortably in the ring. La Coka Nostra members Lil Guido, Tony Mamaluke and Big Sal E. Graziano move to cut the Cannibal Cartel off from the ring... but take one look deep into Vic Grimes dilated pupils, and see the Headhunterz fuming behind him... and graciously let them pass! La Coka Nostra ain't got no problem here, no sir! "Ice Cream Parlor" host Honky Tonk Man quickly changes his tune (as he's prone to do when unexpected guests drop by) and attempts to placate the ferocious Vic Grimes and his men.
CANNIBAL CARTEL
HONKY TONK MAN: Hey Mister Grimes! Ha ha, how yew doin tonight? Welcome to the Ice Cream Parlor! As you stated, anyone at any given time can do a stunt move. Guys and girls do them during Spring Break all the time, whether they are sober or drunken to the gills. Being able to put it all together to captivate and audience is a different kind of skill. It is a skill, as I said before, that is not just physical, but it is a mental thing. The Cannibal Cartel has this kind of skill. You have to be able to control the audience's emotions. High-flying stunts, barbed wire, fire, blood, and dives off the rafters are exciting to watch, but they have to be put into a storyline that will control emotions. Cannibal Cartel are..
Honky Tonk Man is shut off by Grimes, who warns him not to speak their name again. Finally Vic Grimes turns his full attention to The Sicilians, as they shift uncomfortably in their expensive Italian loafers. Tonight's been a bad night for the Cannibal Cartel as enemies old and new take their shot at the empire. But Vic Grimes came here tonight to remind the world who really runs the wrestling business. That white, brown and green. Hard, soft or smoke - whatever you need the Cartel got it covered. Vic also reminds them of the wager last week, where La Coka Nostra gave up a #1 contenders match to Grimes' personalized goon squad The Headhunterz. There won't be any yard sales, or sit downs or early retirements. There will be a Tag Team title defense. The Sicilians versus Headhunterz, XPW Remixed Tag Team titles, at "Liberty or Death"!!! The Sicilians have their feathers ruffled, and begin to angrily refute Vic Grimes demand. But with The Headhunterz looking like inhuman, savage monsters - La Coka Nostra want nooooo part of this action tonight! So Honky Tonky Man quickly attempts to regain the peace and encourages The Sicilians to accept the match and get it over with...
HONKY TONK MAN: Staying healthy. Doing those things in the ring that you are comfortable doing. Never push the limits the body has set forth, Lou. The mind might say go for it, the body says I can't do that. Listen to the body. The longer you stay around, the more chances you have to be prosperous.
The veiled threats and bulletproof street reputation of the Cannibal Cartel is enough to sway The Sicilians! Vic Grimes and his men have taken over the Ice Cream Parlor set, and stare ice-cold daggers through the XPW Tag Team champions and their bodyguards! The motor-mouthed Lou Albano has nothing to say! Sicilians versus Headhunterz for the Tag Team titles, only at "Liberty or Death"! To further be a rampant, drug-using bully dickhead, Vic Grimes roughly tussles Honky Tonk Man's immaculately-coiffed pompadour haircut - rushing the host off his own set. Vic Grimes then allows The Headhunterz to TRASH the Ice Cream Parlor set! With chaos, destruction and overturned furniture behind him - Vic Grimes leers closely into the cameras, promising more death and destruction as the Cannibal Cartel's bloody rise to power continues...
Vic Grimes - "Who'z da boss!!!"
But there is ONE man wild and wooly enough to stand alone against an empire!
The nutty XPW Remixed fan favorite NECRO BUTCHER!
The shaggy, wild-eyed Death Match specialist appears on the Video Wall with a brief message to his “Liberty or Death” opponent Vic Grimes…
** CUT **
The REAL Kings of Wrestling are coming to XPW Remixed.
** Don't be fooled by imposters to the throne **
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SKANDOR AKBAR (w/ Lizzy Borden) versus UNNAMED JOBBER
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The militant Islamic makes his entrance to "Arab Money" by Busta Rhymes, and alongside a harem - with the Princess Jasmine-if she were an evil stripper-inspired Lizzy Borden leading the pack. Elaborate pre-match ceremony designed to play on the crowd xenophobia. Akbar cuts a blistering Anti-American promo before the match, reiterating his flag challenge with Jack Swagger at "Liberty or Death" (either the flag of Afghanistan flies proudly at the PPV - or Lizzy Borden must perform an All-American strip tease!!!). But Akbar's tirade devolves into comedy when he lambastes the jobber only to find out the young wrestler is actually Australian. Whoops. Doesn't matter - Borden slaps the jobber in the face and Akbar quickly takes over. A Cobra Clutch sleeper hold finally parts the kid from consciousness and the ref calls the fight. Akbar and Borden stand tall and proud, with Skandor waving the Afghanistan flag to MASSIVE crowd heat.
Winner: SKANDOR AKBAR
** FADE **
** Cameras catch up with Damien Steele and Eddie Gilbert out in the big city, researching the address given to them by Toots Mondt on the last Episode of XPW TV. Quick and humorous interlude with a homeless passerby, displaying Steele and Gilbert's cocky, condescending and entitled attitudes. The handwritten note from Mondt leads them to a ramshackle, old run-down warehouse building that looks vacant upon first inspection. Steele and Gilbert reluctantly make their way inside, only to find some kind of shrine - or museum-quality display - being built. Steele pulls aside one of the random Mexican laborers, and demands to speak with the owner of this establishment (presumably the guy Toots Mondt sent them to meet, and who can help them in their quest to banish the BWO from XPW Remixed). But the Mexican laborer can't speak English, and in another humorous exchange, winds up causing Steele and Gilbert to throw their hands up in exasperation and quit. Cameras zoom in on their odd surroundings as the two heels storm out... **
"Oh, wise guy eh???" (nyuck nyuck nyuck)
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ORIGINAL SHEIK (w/ TGW) versus unnamed jobber
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The Grand Wizard uses the preceding squash match to take over on commentary and give more heat to the "moving the company East" angle. When questioned further by Striker & Solie, The Grand Wizard freely admits it's NOT about the fans - it's all about what he wants. And he wants Madison Ave, Wall Street, the Hamptons. The Grand Wizard will make Brockton MA the new Mecca of sports and entertainment, starting with the relocation of XPW Remixed. He and the commentary team also put over the Original Sheik's hellacious barbed wire match at "Baptized in Blood" against Sabu, and build to their rematch at "Liberty or Death". At the upcoming PPV, Original Sheik will finish the crusade he started against his own nephew (who TGW refers to as "Sabu the Elephant Boy" with disdain). To make this match all the more demeaning and humiliating, TGW has negotiated it to be an "Ambulance Match". Modern day Western hospitals are forbidden under the OG Sheik's teaching - and a sure sign of cowardice and weakness! Therefore, the loss will be extra painful as an Ambulance ride to the hospital is the only way to end the carnage. Then OG Sheik will finally get what he came here for in the first place - ownership of the XPW Remixed championship!!!
Winner: ORIGINAL SHEIK
The Original Sheik versus Sabu - "Ambulance Match"! Only at "Liberty or Death"!!!
** Wait, as we're cutting away from the commentary booth - there appears to be some commotion from the audience! Oh my, we know who those blue guys are!!! They're taking over the XPW Remixed ring again, Nexus-style! Tossing XPW security, time keepers and referees about! The Grand Wizard, what is this all about???.... but TGW and his man The Original Sheik are long gone in the fracas...**
BLUE WORLD ORDER INVASION!!!
The Blue World Order crash the XPW Remixed ring once again like an unruly band of rock stars. They smash monitors, destroy the set, and toss XPW Security around like kernels of popcorn. Finally, they take over in the center of the ring, and proceed to shoot on the booing Texas crowd.
*** BIG STEVIE COOL: Keep your eyes open and your mouths shut you filthy farm bred funky monkeys! You see there is a new rising right here in the cesspool of professional wrestling known as XPW and it is the BLUE WORLD ORDER!
HOLLYWOOD NOVA: Yeah brother... lemme lay it on you for a moment... you see everyone is talking about this invasion... everyone is talking about how the WWF sent the troops down to XPW to shut their mouths and your looking at the guys who are going to do it!
DA BLUE GUY: HEY YO! Just like this guy... were going to rip this place apart piece by piece... brick by brick.... from this job all the way to Bruno and the Miz...
BIG STEVIE COOL: So let this be the day that you people never forget... this is the XPW and we are the BWO sent from the WWF and WERE TAKIN OVVVVAAAAAA!!!!!!!
The BWO is being bombarded with debris here right now as Gordon Solie is distraught about what has just happened. XPW Security and off-duty police officers work to try and throw the BWO out of the building. ***
*** ABRUPT CUT AWAY **
At the commentary booth, Solie and Striker are interrupted by a vindictive Eric Embry - still smarting over his beatdown at the hands of the Diamond Dynasty last week. He storms the booth and delivers a fiery speech, promising to "kill" The Miz. And in order to get that match he wants with the Miz TONIGHT - Eric Embry is willing to put his Texas Heavyweight Championship belt on the line as collateral!
ERIC EMBRY is ANGRY
"Lawler" = The Miz
"Memphis" = XPW Remixed
** CUT **
Backstage – Jessica Darlin is spotted crying softly to herself, face buried in her hands. She is approached in the shadowy stair well by none other than Sammi Callihan and Jon Moxley (aka “Dean Ambrose” in FCW 2011) – “The Switchblade Conspiracy!” Weird, creepy and somewhat off-setting, these two put the game down on Jessica Darlin and convince her to ditch Madman Pondo and join their stable. But even the simple-minded Southern Belle Jessica Darlin knows Pondo would never relinquish his chew toy without a fight. But that's alright, Moxley & Callihan convince her. They've got a plan for "Liberty or Death" that could set Jessica Darlin free from her life of white slavery. Darlin doesn't seem to even know what they're talking about, but she's swayed by their enthusiasm! She giggles while the Switchblade Conspiracy leer menacingly...
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Backstage segment with The Shooters Club. Lou Thesz (with towel draped over his neck after a hard workout) stands beside “The New Age Punisher” B-Boy, who still rocks his street gear (complete with large “Punisher” logo on his chest). Behind them, stand a few other trainees and corner men. Backstage correspondent MSD has the mic and is interviewing B-Boy on his upcoming PPV clash at “Liberty or Death”. But before the volatile Triple OG can speak, the entire segment is ruined by “Mister Hot Stuff” himself – the Rockstar Joey KAOS!!! He’s in complete wrestling gear, feather boa, loud blond hair and cool shades. Accompanied as usual by the beautiful and stunning Missy Hyatt (circa 1991). He’s got something to say to B-Boy right now!!! Why wait for the PPV??? If you’re as game as you say you are, you’d put yo money where yo mouth is and step up!!! Get Kaostrophied!!! Behind B-Boy, his head coach Lou Thesz shakes his head grimly and begins to speak up to diffuse the situation… but B-Boy accepts!!! Thesz warns his pupil not to take the spontaneous challenge – to be better prepared – but B-Boy blows him off and gets right in KAOS’ smirking face. Intense exchange where B-Boy promises to end KAOS’ party right now. Oh my – it’s B-Boy versus KAOS and its NEXT!!! PPV match on free TV!!!
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B-BOY (w/ Lou Thesz) versus ROCKSTAR JOEY KAOS (w/ Missy Hyatt)
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B-Boy and his corner come out to a remixed version of "Real Muthaphuckkin Gz" by Eazy-E, while "Rockstar" Joey KAOS and Missy Hyatt enter to their usual Cypress Hill walkout theme. Crowd chants "B-BOOOOY!!!" as the Shooters Club member with the bandanna over his face and "Punisher" logo on the back of his shirt slaps hands with front row fans. Big match feel for the ring introductions, and the crowd pops seem split 50/50 for each man. Missy Hyatt blows her man Kaos a kiss, who theatrically accepts it, before blowing his OWN kiss at Lou Thesz who is standing in B-Boy's corner! The shooter Lou Thesz just rolls his eyes. Any "mutual respect" you might have expected is quickly tossed out the door, when the two men angrily snap after a simple lock-up attempt - smacking the shit out of each other with stiff slaps to the face! They finally get things going and execute a series of brisk counters and reversals, before graduating to more complex chain moves and daring dives. B-Boy loses his temper on numerous occasions, but Kaos' speed and technique keep him in the match. B-Boy reverse a KAOS maneuver into a deadly rear-naked choke, a hallmark of his Shooters Club training!!! KAOS struggles mightily in the center of the ring! Missy Hyatt slaps the mat anxiously as the crowd chants "TAP! TAP! TAP!" But KAOS doesn't tap, instead - with the last burst of life left in his body - he rolls through the naked choke and winds up catching B-Boy in a half-bridge attempt. B-Boy refuses to break the choke, but before he knows it, his shoulders have been pinned to the mat!!! KAOS squeezes out the win with an exciting roll-through counter to the rear naked choke!!! B-Boy is shocked, as Lou Thesz and his corner shake their heads grimly and try to help him put the pieces back together.
Winner: ROCKSTAR JOEY KAOS
Post match, Missy Hyatt has the mic and gives her man KAOS the verbal fellatio - bigging up his style, body and victorious delivery. His win tonight leaves him without a big ticket opponent for the PPV, and that's something Missy Hyatt won't do without (and the glorious spoils of another victory, no doubt). So instead, on behalf of the Rockstar himself, Missy Hyatt calls out the shooter Lou Thesz to a match at "Liberty or Death"! Crowd pop for that proposal is tremendous, and even the ever-professional Lou Thesz must acknowledge it. He and Joey Kaos go at it face first in the ring, and Lou Thesz ACCEPTS the challenge! He extends his hand to Kaos in a sign of mutual respect. Kaos eyes the hand, stares down Thesz hard... goes to extend his own hand, then flips it back through his own hair in the classic "too slow!" style!!! Kaos and Hyatt giggle like juveniles while a stoic Lou Thesz just shakes his head and watches them. Lou Thesz versus Rockstar Joey Kaos at "Liberty or Death"!!!
Missy Hyatt ALWAYS gets her way...
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
** A dejected Damien Steele and Eddie Gilbert are arriving back at the arena empty-handed. But when they enter Steele's XPW Commissioners office, his secretary is awaiting them with a message. Apparently, the gentleman that came on Toots Mondt's recommendation was called in earlier. The mystery man stopped by to meet Steele, but instead left a note when the Commissioner was absent - along with the promise to show up in Steele's corner at "Liberty or Death" to battle the Blue World Order. Damien Steele rips the letter out of his secretary's hand as the cameras close up on it... Gilbert and Steele just look confused. **
Be there at "Liberty or Death"? Why soitenly!!!
At "Liberty or Death", XPW Commissioner Damien Steele attempts to fend off an invasion by the WWF (spearheaded by the BWO) alongside the volatile Eddie Gilbert and.... CURLY MOE??? Oh boy, Steele soitenly has his work cut out for him at "Liberty or Death"!
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WORDS FROM THE XPW REMIXED CHAMPION
Backstage correspondent MSD is seated comfortably in the Diamond Dynasty's plush locker room. Women hand deliver strawberries, buckets of champagne chill on ice and the XPW Remixed championship sits proudly beside the champ Buddy Rogers. The rest of the Dynasty linger in the background, with Miz preparing for his match later.
MSD: You claim injury was the reason you lost the regulatory fall at "Baptized in Blood"? [Buddy Rogers lost his championship match against Bruno Sammartino before immediately cashing in his MitB title shot]
NATURE BOY BUDDY ROGERS: Well, yeah, Bruno Sammartino and I wrestled one time in Los Angeles, and I had a broken leg, and I remember one time I had a broken elbow with Sandman in Ventura (see "New Years Revolution"). Oh, you don't forget them things.
MSD: Do you feel your victory at "Baptized in Blood" was sweet revenge for Sammartino jobbing you out in 48 seconds?
NATURE BOY BUDDY ROGERS: In due time I got back to Sammartino. Well, it took considerable months after, but in the rematch, he knew he had made a mistake. We were both a little scared going back into it, we respected one another -- I respected the fact that he broke my arm, and I wasn't going to let it happen again. I did feel that the first mistake he makes, I'm gonna inhale him, and he made a mistake. I put the figure-four on him, nearly broke his leg. So that was it!
MSD: Your boy The Miz has accepted Eric Embry's challenge for a title unification bout. Is this just all part of Diamond Dynasty's plan to own all the gold in the Fantasy Wrestling universe?
NATURE BOY BUDDY ROGERS: Now today, these boys are like my sons. Alex Riley uses that figure-four. With Eric Embry -- the match never started. Our security guard gave his instructions, and I was walking to my corner, he came from behind me, so we kicked'm in the back of the leg. Went down, we kicked him some more, and they had to take him right to the hospital. Had to refund about 15,000 seats. The next time -- oh, I think it was a little more emphatic with him I think, yeah. The Miz is continuing his rock star Reality Show tour by taking the Texas Heavyweight championship and merging it with his XPW TV Title. When it came to that match, I think Miz will do Embry even worse than I'm gonna do Sammartino at "Liberty or Death"!!!
** CLOSE-UP ON XPW REMIXED CHAMPIONSHIP... FADE TO BLACK **
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** XPW Television Title **
THE MIZ versus ERIC EMBRY
(Title Unification Bout)
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The Miz actually gets a surprising pop from the Texas crowd, even as his opponent (the "Texas Heavyweight Champion") awaits him in the ring. The Miz comes dressed for combat on the solo tip, with nothing but his XPW Television Title - a championship The Miz has said he was BORN for. His "Rockstar Reality Show" world tour continues tonight in Texas. The first of many regional championships The Miz hopes to absorb as he rolls across the country, and the referee holds both the XPW TV Title and Eric Embry's Texas Championship aloft to start the match. Slower, mat-based wrestling to start with both Embry and Miz sharing heelish stall tactics (but you still hear chants of "Awesome!" spontaneously ring out). Eric Embry reverses the Miz's knee-back breaker into his own swinging neck breaker, and Miz counters an Eric Embry pile driver attempt into an Emerald Fusion (Finlay's old finisher). In the end, the Miz wins clean with a Skull-Crushing Finale and celebrates like he just won the World Series.
Winner (and STILL XPW Television champion): THE MIZ
Post match, the reigning XPW Television champion gets all his coveted mic time. The Miz takes the stick and regales the crowd with more boorish tales of his greatness, completely turning whatever fan support he may have had prior against him now. Diamond Dynasty is the best and the MIZ is AWWWWEESOOO...
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Before The Miz can finish his obnoxious catchphrase, the power to his mic is cut off and the arena houselights plunge into darkness. High shrieks arise from the audience. Just then - BOOM. The Miz is illuminated center ring by a familiar logo! Holy $H** it can mean only one thing!
Cue elaborate smoke, light and laser show. Fear Factory rips through the arena sound system - and appearing from a halo of light atop the entrance ramp - the muthaphuckkin MESSIAH!!!
XPW Original World Title holder - winner of XPW Remixed's "Baptized in Blood" Tournament of Death - and now... #1 Contender to the XPW Television Championship!!!
Messiah finishes the segment nose to nose with the fuming XPW Television champion... but after a few tense moments, The Miz powders out! He backs off and slides out of the ring, still muttering under his breath and talking trash! But the Messiah has one more divine message for The Miz - as a FLASH streaks from the arena ceiling to the entrance ramp, setting off a loud array of pyro that nearly blows Miz off his feet! The Miz is left rattled on the floor, clutching his ears and XPW TV championship while The Messiah falls back into his congregation (the XPW Remixed fans) and is swallowed by their embrace.
** At "Liberty or Death" The Miz will be defending his precious XPW Television Championship against THE MESSIAH!!! **
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BWO Outro
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XPW Remixed presents "Liberty or Death"
** 12 big matches!!! **
BWO versus XPW Remixed (Damien Steele, Eddie Gilbert & Curly Moe)
(Commissioner's office on the line)
Sabu versus Original Sheik (w/ TGW)
(Ambulance Match)
BLKOut versus Cryme Tyme
(Ghetto Street Fight)
"The Prince of Darkness" Kevin Sullivan versus Ezekiel Jackson
MadMan Pondo versus Switchblade Conspiracy
(Jessica Darlin's "managerial" services on the line)
The Olympia versus Cult Rebourne
(6 Man Tornado Tag Match)
Lou Thesz versus "Rockstar" Joey KAOS (w/ Missy Hyatt)
Jack Swagger versus General Skandor Akbar
(Flag Match versus All-American strip tease)
XPW REMIXED TAG TEAM TITLES
Headhunterz versus The Sicilians ©
XPW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
The MESSIAH versus The MIZ ©
KING OF THE DEATH MATCH
Necro Butcher versus "Vicious" Vic Grimes ©
MAIN EVENT
XPW REMIXED CHAMPIONSHIP
Bruno Sammartino versus "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers ©
(Iron Man Match)
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CREDITS:
"Blue World Order Invasion" - written by RavishinglyPerfect
HONKY TONK MAN: WrestlingIWF.com interview
LOU ALBANO: CamelClutch blog interview (10/14/09)
NATURE BOY BUDDY ROGERS: "Sleeperhold part III" by Ray Tennenbaum