Post by MadStepDad on May 27, 2011 12:40:10 GMT -5
1) Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Welcome to the last leg of XPW Remixed’s East Coast invasion. We’re touching down tonight in Worcester MA, on our way to Broken City and “A Cold Day In Hell”. A lot of people said it couldn’t be done – a lot more wondered why it had to be done at all. Some have just gone silent on the issue (either that, or D-Ray has been kidnapped at gunpoint again by MSD and forced to write more flattering things about XPW Remixed). Either way, XPW Remixed continues to brazenly defy all the East Coast purists like ROH or Rav P’s WWF by hosting cards throughout the underground circuit. That middle finger stays up tonight in Worcester MA, as XPW Remixed officially debuts its own “Next Big Thing”. The legendary boxing/wrestler/fighter Primo Carnera makes his official in-ring debut tonight for XPW Remixed as he takes on Black Army affiliate Damien Demento. Plus the Army has a challenge for the champion Bruno Sammartino. But where does the Diamond Dynasty fit into the championship equation? All that plus an XPW TV Title defense, a tag team death match and the muthaphuckkin MIZ is in XPW Remixed! Oh my, let’s get right to the action!
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“BROOKLYN! BROOKLYN! BROOKLYN!!!”
Cryme Tyme open the in-ring portion of the show, and while the crowd is amped to see them – the East Coast tag team is not their usual jovial self. They take the ring for a venomous promo, targeting XPW Remixed tag team champions The Sicilians. They robbed Cryme Tyme of the belts at “Night of Champions”, so they stole a car from The Sicilians (see XPW TV Episode #12). But then, the Brooklyn bodega some of the Cryme Tyme fam work in was robbed and shot up over the weekend. Coincidence? Or deliberate message? Either way, Cryme Tyme are taking no chances and call The Sicilians out to end their blood feud right here TONIGHT in Worcester MA!!! Huge crowd roar, before The Sicilians finally appear. But they’re not alone – they remain flanked, as usual, by La Coka Nostra members Lil Guido, Tony Mamaluke and Big Sal E Graziano. From the aisle, Young Lou Albano cuts a promo on Cryme Tyme behind the safety of La Coka Nostra. Albano hypes it up like they’re about to fight, but then promises to do things “the Sicilian way”. With that said, La Coka Nostra hops up on the ring apron – distracting Cryme Tyme – and allowing an unseen sneak-attack from the rear…
Introducing to XPW Remixed…
BAD BREED!!!
CRYME TYME versus BAD BREED
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The proverbial “bullet to the back of the head” continues here as the ragamuffin, hardcore sibling duo from the mean streets of England arrive in XPW Remixed on The Sicilians dime. Bad Breed – Ian and Axl Rotten – are here for the money, and have been sicced on Cryme Tyme in a classic wrestling “hit”. Brutal weapon-filled beatdown on Cryme Tyme, that culminates with Bad Breed Pillmanizing Shad Gaspard’s already hurting knee. Post match, The Sicilians once again stand over the fallen bodies of Cryme Tyme and pose with their championship belts. Albano on the mic – Cryme Tyme hasn’t earned another title shot. The only way the world champion Sicilians will EVER get in the ring again with Cryme Tyme is if they show up at “A Cold Day In Hell” and run the gauntlet. Cryme Tyme like to talk a big game, but only a few things stand in their way of a championship rematch – La Coka Nostra, Bad Breed and a bad knee!!! See you at “A Cold Day In Hell” boys! If you can make it!
Winners: BAD BREED
The Sicilians continue to ruthlessly extort the XPW Tag Team Scene
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** Cut to backstage conference room, deep in the bowels of XPW Arena. Here, part-owner of XPW Remixed Joseph “Toots” Mondt handles his business. The Grand Wizard is seen making a spectacle of himself as he enters the scene. His garish obnoxious attire stands in stark contrast to the sterile business environment around him. He is in a huff as he aggressively tries to commandeer the attention of Toots Mondt (the head of a long train of businessmen filing into the conference room). Backstage correspondent MSD remains on the scene with camera crew in tag, filming the entire exchange. TGW tries interrupting them, obviously concerned over the madman now on the loose (Pogo the Clown – see XPW TV Episode #12). But Mondt is a very busy man and TGW winds up getting brushed off, and told to deal the escaped lunatic monster situation on his own. The Grand Wizard is pissed as the men file away into the conference room. But his sunglasses still can’t conceal the look of fear in his eyes. **
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JC BAILEY versus THUMBTACK JACK (w/ Doink Rebourne)
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Big XPW Remixed ovation for JC Bailey, who enters tonight to "Trail of Tears" by Anybody Killa and with a new haircut and cargo pants. He is quietly working his way up the card and gaining in popularity for his guts and hard falls. Tonight he's matched against the menace unleashed, Thumbtack Jack - who enters wearing a dark hooded robe and face obscured by an all-white mask. He's seconded of course by the demented genius himself Doink Rebourne, with customary purple trench coat and spiked baseball bat. Another surprisingly entertaining match that spans 2 commercial breaks. It starts off with some competent indy exchanges by two guys, who at first appearance, don't appear to be the most intimidating. But once the hardware like steel chairs, metal guard rails and finally cinder blocks get introduced, these two take it to a whole different level. Finally, after a tense exchange of counters, Thumbtack Jack catches Bailey with a devastating brainbuster upon the two cinder blocks. With Bailey unconscious and twitching on the mat, Thumbtack Jack unleashes his top rope coup de'grace - a frogsplash/elbowdrop for the pin. Doink Rebourne gloats over the victory, and the two men prepare to do harm to JC Bailey - when suddenly, the lights in the arena go out. When they flash back on, the MESSIAH's logo and symbol has shown up in the center of the ring like a blessing (or curse) and harbinger of things to come...
Winner: THUMBTACK JACK
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** “The Prince of Darkness” Kevin Sullivan and his Black Army stand by for a backstage promo. The Army will once again conquer the fantasy wrestling landscape, by means of brute physical force. This is Germany invading Poland, the mighty armies of Rome overcoming all, Talibans in the mountains. Kevin Sullivan will take out Bruno Sammartino by declaring WAR upon him… WAR GAMES. At “A Cold Day In Hell”, the Black Army will form to drive Sammartino and his allies off the front lines forever. Rally a team Sammartino, cuz neither you, your frenemy Lou Thesz or the immigrant Ambling Alp will be strong enough to overcome the Army alone. Especially with the Army’s new found allies… Skandor Akbar alludes to a joint union between the Black Army and the Diamond Dynasty??? Is this true? Will Rogers and Swagger cast their lot in with the Army at “A Cold Day In Hell” in an effort to rid the fantasy wrestling landscape of Sammartino and friends forever??? The Black Army certainly seems to think that money will talk loud and clear in this situation. WAR GAMES at “A Cold Day In Hell”!!! **
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THE MOST HIGH AWESOME
MIZ seconded by Alex Riley enters XPW Arena in Worcester MA to massive boos. He gets a good 5 minutes to state his case. WWF couldn't handle a man of his talent, the industry is trying to blackball him, etc etc. He's here in XPW Remixed to make a statement and stake his claim to Top 5 Dead or Alive. The MIZ will prove he is THE greatest fantasy wrestling champion of all time, because he's the MIZ and he's AWW....
Finally he's cut off by "I Hate Myself for Loving You" by Joan Jett. Enter the lovely Missy Hyatt (circa 1991) to a moderate pop. She blows kisses to her adoring audience on the way to the ring. She addresses the MIZ face-to-face on behalf of HER man, the XPW Remixed TV Champion: Rockstar Joey KAOS! He's a true fighting champion, who's defending the title again tonight - a match she's SURE he will win. Dueling mic bit between Hyatt and Miz, until Alex Riley finally interjects and a challenge is laid - next week, when XPW TV originates from Rutland MA - Rockstar KAOS will DEFEND his Television championship against Alex Riley! Miz reminds her KAOS may not even leave here tonight the champion, but rest assured when Alex Riley catches him next week in Rutland it's going to be lights out. Flick of the palm, flip of the hair, play Missy's music and we're out!
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** MSD once again spots a nerve-wracked The Grand Wizard. This time he's in conversation with business partner Ed "Strangler" Lewis. Cameras catch the tail end of the conversation - Strangler Lewis beefed up security to prevent Pogo the Clown from reaching TGW, but the man can't be banned - and TGW should know because he's the one who structured the contract. Basically, TGW is on his own but Lewis suggests he seek out XPW Commissioner Damien Steele for additional support. TGW doesn't look thrilled at the suggestion, but Lewis is out of here. TGW angrily brushes MSD off again and storms off. **
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ONITA & JUN KASAI versus HEADHUNTERZ
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Rockstar entrances for reigning KotD Jun Kasai and the hardcore legend Onita. They meet the Headhunterz (representing Cannibal Cartel) who start the segment already in the ring. Wild brawl between the two teams, in classic early 90s ECW-style. They take it up and down the aisles, around the ring and into the crowd. Ends with a two story Kamikaze balcony dive from Kasai (goggles on and everything) onto one of the Headhunterz and through a table.
Winners: ONITA & KASAI
Postmatch, Headhunterz get their heat back by leading a 4 on 2 beatdown (Grimes and Mondo join them) on the two Japanese superstars. They are offset by the arrival of Sabu and Terry Funk who make it 4 on 4 and drive the Cartel from the ring with a fury!!! Crowd goes wild as Funk, Sabu, Kasai and Onita secure the ring and keep the Cartel at bay. Grimes and his cronies congregate in the aisle way where Vic Grimes has a mic. Gangbanging shit, XPW Remixed isn't big enough for the two. Grimes and camp are coming for the KotD title and wants the memory of ECW buried once and for all. Challenge is laid for "A Cold Day In Hell" - Cannibal Cartel versus Funk, Sabu, Kasai & Onita – Gang Warfare match, Survivor Series-style. 4 on 4 elimination tag until one team remains. 4 on 1 beatdowns are permissible and expected. May only the strong survive!!!
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** Backstage interview with XPW Champion Bruno Sammartino. He addresses his rocky relationship (based on mutual respect) with Lou Thesz, and their unity in the face of the Black Army threat. Bruno actually implores his old nemesis “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers to consider the implications of another Black Army title reign. Sammartino thinks Rogers should cast aside his personal ambitions, as Thesz did, to dismantle the Black Army threat once and for all. While Sammartino shares no common interest with the Diamond Dynasty, he certainly believes they can put aside their differences and join up in the War Games match to take out the Army forever. But will Rogers have it in him to swallow his pride and team up with his immortal enemies??? Buddy, the ball is in your court… **
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ROCKSTAR KAOS (w/ Missy Hyatt) versus B-BOY
(XPW Television Championship)
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Championship graphics and tale of the tape for the two men. B-Boy impressed in his XPW Remixed debut, and the East Coast fans of XPW demanded he be granted an immediate title match. Eager to pop ticket sales in the area, the Gold Dust Trio Inc eagerly signed the bout. Action wise, neither men disappoints. Good old-fashioned, no-guts-no-glory, take no prisoners title match between the two competitors that's accentuated by dueling crowd chants for each man (Missy Hyatt plays the maestro for her man outside the ring, encouraging and sustaining the crowd’s cheers). B-Boy starts a comeback towards the end that culminates in a top rope attempt. But when Hyatt hops up on the apron to distract the ref, from the other side of the arena 'Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert suddenly strikes!!!
He propels B-Boy off the top rope and nearly snaps his neck with a slingshot. A now recovered Rockstar KAOS nails a frogsplash on B-Boy (while still wearing the TV title belt, mind you) for the final pinfall. Another successfull title defense for the Rockstar. Hyatt helps him celebrate mid ring.
Winner (and STILL XPW TV Champion): KAOS
B-Boy and Eddie Gilbert wind up getting into a bench clearing brawl. As security swarms ringside and all attention is focused in that direction, suddenly Kaos is blindsided from the rear! In-ring, KAOS is swarmed by the returning Miz and Alex Riley! They put the boots to Kaos while Missy Hyatt screams in horror, pleading with them to stop. But they don't. They bloody KAOS and Miz let's Riley finish him off with a TKO onto a steel chair. Riley - with Miz's encouragement - poses with the TV Title belt before tossing it back on KAOS's unconscious corpse. EMTs and a teary-eyed Missy Hyatt tend to the downed champion as Miz and Riley soak up the boos.
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Backstage, The Grand Wizard is in Commissioner Damien Steele’s office. TGW is still irate and on edge, while Steele tries to use raunchy humor to lighten the mood. But it doesn’t work; as TGW is incensed his men the Original Sheik (serving a medical suspension) and Abdullah the Butcher (banned from Worcester) are not in the building tonight. Like a horror movie, the big reveal comes slowly. The lights start flickering, strange noises and sounds… then BAM! Everybody jumps at the loud sound at the door! BAM BAM BAM!!! Oh my gosh it’s Pogo the Clown breaking down the office door with an axe!!! AAAAIIIEEEEEE!!!!! Looking like a face painted Jack Nicholson from “The Shining”, Pogo the Clown bursts through the door in a frenzy and begins stalking TGW. He tries to corner TGW around the desk, but he flees leaving a distraught Damien Steele to deal with the consequences. Suffice to say, they’re not pretty. Pogo the Clown manhandles Steele and drives him through his own wooden desk. By the time a ravenous Pogo the Clown is through with his destruction, TGW has fled the scene in horror. Rest assured he’ll be having nightmares tonight. **
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JACK SWAGGER versus KEVIN SULLIVAN versus LOU THESZ
(Winner Earns the Numbers Advantage for WAR GAMES)
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Jack Swagger (w/ Buddy Rogers in his corner) and the Black Army stand in the ring already to begin the next segment. The Shooter Lou Thesz is the only one to get a TV entrance, entering the arena to “Shipping Up To Boston” by the Dropkick Murphys for a huge hometown pop. Good, creative 3-way match between the wrestlers with Thesz and Swagger in particular continuing to fuel their aggressions from “Night of Champions” (when Thesz made Swagger tap out). In the end, Thesz flattens Swagger with a back suplex, but gets pitched from the ring by Kevin Sullivan before he can cover. Sullivan swoops in to steal the pin on Swagger (and both his feet on the ropes). The Prince of Darkness prevails! The Black Army gets the numbers advantage at “A Cold Day In Hell”!
Winner: KEVIN SULLIVAN
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DAMIEN DEMENTO versus PRIMO CARNERA
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Demento and Borden make an awesome entrance duo. Primo Carnera follows to a huge pop. He enters in traditional boxer garb (with robe and towel). He looks massive. Good strongman match between the two, with Demento's berserker rage being met head on by Carnera's colossal size and hammer fists. Primo even gets a chance to show off his hand speed, clubbering Demento with a series of combinations and a crushing body slam. Demento briefly takes over after Lizzy Borden grabs Carnera's ankle on the outside (encouraging the crowd to chant all kinds of vulgar things at her). But Primo makes the comeback and ends the match with a thunderous KO punch that literally bounces Demento's head off the mat like a basketball. Quick 1-2-3, and the "Ambling Alp" Primo Carnera earns a victory in his XPW Remixed debut.
Winner: PRIMO CARNERA
Post match the inevitable fracas finally breaks out. Jackson and Demento try to swarm Primo Carnera, so XPW Remixed champion Bruno Sammartino makes the run-in for the save. He’s followed shortly thereafter by Lou Thesz, who evens up the odds a bit when Skandor Akbar decides to get involved and muthaphucckin MIL MASCARAS who arrives in surprise fashion to a HUGE crowd pop! Referees and security pry the two teams apart until they are on opposite sides of the ring in a fierce stand-off. Just then – “Diamonds from Sierre Leone” instrumental cuts them all off … enter the Diamond Dynasty!
Cocky, condescending and flashy as usual – Rogers and Swagger brazenly enter the ring and stand between the two opposing sides. Rogers has a microphone. Flatters himself by referring to his team as “#1 Draft Picks” and at the top of everybody’s most wanted list. Sammartino fears him for his automatic title shot (see “Night of Champions”) – Black Army fear him for his style, power and grace. Everybody wants to know whose side will the Diamond Dynasty take at “A Cold Day In Hell”. The answer: the same side they always take… THEIR OWN! That’s right; the Diamond Dynasty will NOT be accepting EITHER team’s invitation! Instead – Rogers declares he will be entering his OWN 4-man tandem into the War Games match at “A Cold Day In Hell”! The Diamond Dynasty will rise up to become the most dominant faction in XPW Remixed – and soon enough, the “Nature Boy” will rule fantasy wrestling as the XPW champion!!! But who will be the other two members of Rogers team??? Swagger flashes his Rolex right in Lou Thesz’s face and that’s all it takes! WAR breaks out!!! Chaos reigns as the ring erupts in a wild brawl. But Buddy Rogers escapes unscathed, and the show fades to black with his cocky, shit-eating grin shining brightly - content with the havoc and anarchy he just caused.
TEAM SAMMARTINO versus THE BLACK ARMY versus DIAMOND DYNASTY!!!
WAR GAMES!!!
“A Cold Day In Hell” coming soon!!!
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