Post by MadStepDad on Apr 16, 2011 16:58:39 GMT -5
1) Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
GORDON SOLIE: Ladies and gentleman, we are live from XPW TV Studios, Channel 13, reminding you that the next XPW PPV "My Bloody Valentine" is right around the corner. Why has XPW insisted on holding a second show, despite raging opposition and protesting?: Well, you see there's more money to be made...when you talk about drawing a million people at $49.95, well, there it is...And that's what it's really boils down to..."If I can get a million people at $49.95..." and figure that out - who needs the eighty or a hundred thousand dollar house at the Omni? The business has changed so drastically and thank god the guys who are out there busting their butts in the ring are now being rewarded for their efforts, and I guess corporate's happy. So that's where it comes from. Nowadays it's all bottom line, and the bottom line is book keeping. It's a shame that we have become that driven, I hate to get into politics, but you can look at any phase of our society and we have become calloused to anything except money. It's like the overall political scramble, nowadays they all go by polls - you know everybody's making money so all's right with the world. In the meantime we've got a guy over in the Black Army [Kevin Sullivan] whose just declared war, and he may be a hell of lot meaner then Hitler was, we have no idea where some of these guys are going to go. A lot of Tom Clancy's writings may come true.
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2) KEVIN SULLIVAN and the BLACK ARMY speak
"Prince of Darkness" Kevin Sullivan (1982), Lizzy Borden (2001)
and Damien Demento (1993)
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3) ATSUSHI ONITA versus NEW JACK
(King of the Death Match #1 Contendership)
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Onita gets a grand entrance befitting the Death Match royalty he is. But instead of getting New Jack for an opponent as promised (and as advertised), MUSTAFA SAED instead enters the match.
In a pre-match mic segment, Mustafa Saed verbally runs down his former partner in front of the fans, before announcing New Jack has been jailed on a parole violation, hence his no-show tonight. So Saed is picking up the slack and declaring himself Onita's opponent for the night. Match commences in a somewhat straightforward manner, both men brawling in and out of the ring. Finally weapons start coming into play as they fight into the front row of fans. Finally, after a running powerslam from Saed propels Onita over the ring through a table - Saed appears ready to win the match. When suddenly! "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube starts blaring through the speakers!
It's NEW JACK!
He's in the XPW arena after all! Loud "Fuck the Police!" and "XPW!!!" chants erupt throughout the audience. New Jack races to the ring with his trash barrel arsenal and joins the match in progress, dissecting each man with brutal, hardcore effeciency! Everything is going to hell, the rowdy XPW audience is on the verge of a riot. XPW security and off-duty police begin swarming the venue, bringing a halt to the action. Mobs of fans surge forward and throw trash at the police.
Winner: NONE (no contest)
Loud "bullshit!" and "let them fight!" chants. Suddenly - on the top of the huge "XPW" letters at the top of the entrance ramp - appears the King of the Death Match champion JUN KASAI!!! He ups the ante by engaging in a wild, coke-fueled promo where he promises to fight all three men AT THE SAME TIME! The "Crazy Monkey" truly IS insane! And to prove his point further, JUN KASAI performs a hair-raising two story dive from the top of the letters to the sea of security and wrestlers below!!! Kasai crash lands on the wrestlers, knocking everybody over like waves of dominoes! Crowd goes bananas (literally and figuratively) for the Crazy Monkey Jun Kasai!!!
JUN MFN KASAI the "Crazy Monkey"!!!!
Live at "My Bloody Valentine!!!
4-way match for the King of the Death Match title!!!
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4) "HOT STUFF" EDDIE GILBERT shoots on XPW and challenges Necro Butcher!!!
Necro Butcher retorts
"Kanyon" = Eddie Gilbert
EDDIE GILBERT versus NECRO BUTCHER in a "Dog Collar Match"! Only at "My Bloody Valentine"!!!
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5) TERRY FUNK versus UNNAMED JOBBER
Winner: TERRY FUNK
Terry Funk makes a violent, unpredictable spectacle of himself - to massive crowd approval from the XPW audience. And he's always got something to say about Texans and Mexicans. So tonight, Terry Funk lays down the challenge to his opponent at the next PPV. A legendary opponent who is quick offer his rebuttal to the ornery Texan and ACCEPT his challenge for a match at "My Bloody Valentine"!
MIL MASCARAS!!!
Terry Funk versus Mil Mascaras at "My Bloody Valentine!!!"
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MAIN EVENT
BRUNO SAMMARTINO & LOU THESZ versus
SABU & "Mystery Partner"
versus and... ? ? ?
Sammartino & Thesz embrace pre-match, and much attention is paid to their recent resolution on commentary by Solie & Striker (Sammartino & Thesz had a minor beef that they squashed like men). XPW president (and part-owner) Ed "Strangler" Lewis came down to the ring before the introduction of their opponents. He confronts former pupil turned archenemy Lou Thesz and promises to end their battle at "My Bloody Valentine" the only way he knows how - Best 2 out of 3 Falls match: Strangler versus Thesz! Ed Lewis then introduces their opponents for this evening - SABU and...
HAKUSHI!!!
Excellent tag match takes place under tornado rules, as the high flying crash-n-burn antics of Sabu are complemented by the high wire, finesse act of Hakushi. All balanced by the steady, relentless ground work and psychology of Sammartino and Thesz - who keep their opponents grounded with science. Miscommunication spot between Sabu and Hakushi leads to Sabu crashing through a set of tables outside the ring and Hakushi being trapped in Lou Thesz' STF. But before he can tap, "The Prince of Darkness" Kevin Sullivan and his Black Army stable makes the run-in!!!
Demento, Sullivan and Borden stomp Sammartino unmercifully as the bell rings frantically. Thesz tries for the save but gets swallowed by the Dark Army and beat down as well. Meanwhile, security is in the ring while Sabu and Hakushi begin exchanging angry words outside. Strangler Lewis comes back down to ringside under the guise of quelling the commotion, but instead rips off his suit coat and tie and locks Lou Thesz in a rear-naked choke from behind! The XPW president is choking out Lou Thesz! Meanwhile, the Black Army continues to triple-team XPW champion Bruno Sammartino! Suddenly, Sabu and Hakushi begin brawling as well, adding to the already chaotic scene!
Finally, a bloody Bruno Sammartino is dragging himself back to his feet - where Lizzy Borden waits before him, taunting him and daring him to strike her! He won't, and she SPITS and SLAPS the champion in the face, drawing his unbridled anger! Kevin Sullivan holds Sammartino from behind in preparation for a another big slap from Borden, but Bruno is enraged! He fights back! Clothesline for Sullivan ejects him from the ring! Back body drop sends Demento sailing over the top rope through a table! Suddenly, Sammartino has cleared the ring and stands alone opposite a now-stranded Lizzy Borden! But instead of cowering in fear, she brazenly goes chest to chest with the XPW champion - pointing her finger right in his face! She goes for another slap, but Bruno blocks it!!! Then he holds her firmly in place while he addresses her face to face. Bruno on the mic:
BRUNO SAMMARTINO: There are young people that want to get into the business and the mentality is, whether anyone wants to admit it or not, because I know - I talk to young people all of the time - they think that if you want to get into the big-times, you have to sell your soul. Because that’s the look that they want. This is the mentality, why? Because they see the stars on television and that’s what they are, a lot of them are all juiced up. The sad thing is that a lot of parents don’t understand that by having their kids look up to these guys and gals... I remember kids at the arenas since I came back as XPW champion. Kids that are 6, 7, 8, 9 years old with their parents exposing them to nudity, vulgarity, profanity, as if this is okay and normal behavior? It continues because the more you get involved with these drugs, the more deaths you are going to have. I thought to myself, “How pathetically sad that these people just don’t get it.” It’s illegal, my goodness instead of criticizing these people, why not look at all the deaths that have taken place around you idiot. These were people like you, they’re dead, and they’re very young and they are all dead! And you want to defend what’s going on? You have to be a pathetic, pathetic creature who doesn’t know anything!
Bruno once again reiterates he would never lay a hand on a lady, no matter how trashy and disrespectful that so-called "lady" may be. But he sure found someone who wouldn't mind putting hands all over Lizzy Borden's body! Introducing Bruno's hand-selected tag team partner at "My Bloody Valentine"...
MISSY HYATT!!! (1987)
MISSY HYATT: All my memories from XPW are fond memories. It was the best place I ever worked and if I had a time machine I would go back there. And guess what - I DO have a time machine, so I DID come back here! It was ok, I always got my money.
versus and... ? ? ?
Sammartino & Thesz embrace pre-match, and much attention is paid to their recent resolution on commentary by Solie & Striker (Sammartino & Thesz had a minor beef that they squashed like men). XPW president (and part-owner) Ed "Strangler" Lewis came down to the ring before the introduction of their opponents. He confronts former pupil turned archenemy Lou Thesz and promises to end their battle at "My Bloody Valentine" the only way he knows how - Best 2 out of 3 Falls match: Strangler versus Thesz! Ed Lewis then introduces their opponents for this evening - SABU and...
HAKUSHI!!!
Excellent tag match takes place under tornado rules, as the high flying crash-n-burn antics of Sabu are complemented by the high wire, finesse act of Hakushi. All balanced by the steady, relentless ground work and psychology of Sammartino and Thesz - who keep their opponents grounded with science. Miscommunication spot between Sabu and Hakushi leads to Sabu crashing through a set of tables outside the ring and Hakushi being trapped in Lou Thesz' STF. But before he can tap, "The Prince of Darkness" Kevin Sullivan and his Black Army stable makes the run-in!!!
Demento, Sullivan and Borden stomp Sammartino unmercifully as the bell rings frantically. Thesz tries for the save but gets swallowed by the Dark Army and beat down as well. Meanwhile, security is in the ring while Sabu and Hakushi begin exchanging angry words outside. Strangler Lewis comes back down to ringside under the guise of quelling the commotion, but instead rips off his suit coat and tie and locks Lou Thesz in a rear-naked choke from behind! The XPW president is choking out Lou Thesz! Meanwhile, the Black Army continues to triple-team XPW champion Bruno Sammartino! Suddenly, Sabu and Hakushi begin brawling as well, adding to the already chaotic scene!
Finally, a bloody Bruno Sammartino is dragging himself back to his feet - where Lizzy Borden waits before him, taunting him and daring him to strike her! He won't, and she SPITS and SLAPS the champion in the face, drawing his unbridled anger! Kevin Sullivan holds Sammartino from behind in preparation for a another big slap from Borden, but Bruno is enraged! He fights back! Clothesline for Sullivan ejects him from the ring! Back body drop sends Demento sailing over the top rope through a table! Suddenly, Sammartino has cleared the ring and stands alone opposite a now-stranded Lizzy Borden! But instead of cowering in fear, she brazenly goes chest to chest with the XPW champion - pointing her finger right in his face! She goes for another slap, but Bruno blocks it!!! Then he holds her firmly in place while he addresses her face to face. Bruno on the mic:
BRUNO SAMMARTINO: There are young people that want to get into the business and the mentality is, whether anyone wants to admit it or not, because I know - I talk to young people all of the time - they think that if you want to get into the big-times, you have to sell your soul. Because that’s the look that they want. This is the mentality, why? Because they see the stars on television and that’s what they are, a lot of them are all juiced up. The sad thing is that a lot of parents don’t understand that by having their kids look up to these guys and gals... I remember kids at the arenas since I came back as XPW champion. Kids that are 6, 7, 8, 9 years old with their parents exposing them to nudity, vulgarity, profanity, as if this is okay and normal behavior? It continues because the more you get involved with these drugs, the more deaths you are going to have. I thought to myself, “How pathetically sad that these people just don’t get it.” It’s illegal, my goodness instead of criticizing these people, why not look at all the deaths that have taken place around you idiot. These were people like you, they’re dead, and they’re very young and they are all dead! And you want to defend what’s going on? You have to be a pathetic, pathetic creature who doesn’t know anything!
Bruno once again reiterates he would never lay a hand on a lady, no matter how trashy and disrespectful that so-called "lady" may be. But he sure found someone who wouldn't mind putting hands all over Lizzy Borden's body! Introducing Bruno's hand-selected tag team partner at "My Bloody Valentine"...
MISSY HYATT!!! (1987)
MISSY HYATT: All my memories from XPW are fond memories. It was the best place I ever worked and if I had a time machine I would go back there. And guess what - I DO have a time machine, so I DID come back here! It was ok, I always got my money.
I thought you where phony since Rob tried to act like Paul E backstage and during the show etc. Lizzy was phony acting like she wanted to be friends giving me t-shirts and makeup! But that is all "LA" people and they only use you to get what they want. Great memory was myself and Big Dick Dudley going to Gene Simmons birthday party after one of the shows. (yes I know Gene and no I have not had any sexual relations of any kind with him.) Bruno Sammartino was the one who got me booked here and he has a great heart, a cool guy! I will gladly stand by his side at "My Bloody Valentine" and help him take out the trash! Starting with YOU!
Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight! Missy Hyatt has the power of youth and virtue on her side, tackling Lizzy Borden to the ground and pounding her out! Kevin Sullivan is back in the ring and goes one on one with Bruno! XPW security hit the ring but there's little they can do - Sammartino and Hyatt clear out the Black Army and pose triumphantly in the middle of all the madness! Bruno holds aloft the belt as the audience starts chanting "XPW! XPW! XPW!!!"
BRUNO SAMMARTINO & MISSY HYATT versus KEVIN SULLIVAN & LIZZY BORDEN at "My Bloody Valentine"!!!
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CREDITS:
GORDON SOLIE: TWC interview w/ Jeremy Hartley
BRUNO SAMMARTINO: Camel Clutch Interview October 2010
MISSY HYATT: Oklafan
Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight! Missy Hyatt has the power of youth and virtue on her side, tackling Lizzy Borden to the ground and pounding her out! Kevin Sullivan is back in the ring and goes one on one with Bruno! XPW security hit the ring but there's little they can do - Sammartino and Hyatt clear out the Black Army and pose triumphantly in the middle of all the madness! Bruno holds aloft the belt as the audience starts chanting "XPW! XPW! XPW!!!"
BRUNO SAMMARTINO & MISSY HYATT versus KEVIN SULLIVAN & LIZZY BORDEN at "My Bloody Valentine"!!!
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CREDITS:
GORDON SOLIE: TWC interview w/ Jeremy Hartley
BRUNO SAMMARTINO: Camel Clutch Interview October 2010
MISSY HYATT: Oklafan