Post by sethisthegoat on Mar 11, 2024 8:16:39 GMT -5
AEW Collision
March 9, 2024
AEW Women’s Champion Sasha Banks kicks off the show with a promo about being the first woman in history to win the UWA Universal Women’s Championship, the TBS Championship and now the AEW Women’s Championship. Everything she touches is money, and she’s looking forward to defending her championship in her hometown of Boston next week. She’s shown that she can make Ronda Rousey tap out; this time, she’s going to knock Rousey out.
She gets interrupted by TBS Champion Alexa Bliss and the Beautiful People. Bliss says the only women’s championship match that anyone will be paying attention to next week is for the TBS Championship. While she’s talking with Banks, Rousey slides in the ring and attacks Banks! The Beautiful People walk down the ramp and join in on the attack until Britt Baker, Kris Statlander and Paige VanZant run down to even the odds.
Eventually, JBL comes to the stage and yells at everyone to stop fighting. If they want to fight, let’s make it official with an 8-woman tag team match later tonight!
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Match 1 - Wardlow (8-0) w/ Paul Heyman vs. Darius Martin (0-0)
Wardlow wins with a Powerbomb Symphony in 4 minutes. He vows to become AEW International Champion against Triple H next week.
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Scotty Flamingo is backstage, taping himself up for a match with Wheeler Yuta later tonight. He says he’ll take care of Yuta tonight, then he wants revenge against Jon Moxley next week.
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Match 2 - Public Enemy (3-6) vs. RVD & Sabu (6-2)
RVD gets the pin after hitting a Coast to Coast in 8 minutes.
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Banks is talking with her teammates for later tonight. She thanks them for coming to her aide and says they need to teach Rousey and the Beautiful People a lesson later tonight.
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Match 3 - Scotty Flamingo (2-1) vs. Wheeler Yuta (1-1)
Flamingo hits a moonsault, but before he can pin Yuta, Moxley’s music hits. Mox never comes out, but it’s enough of a distraction on Flamingo for Yuta to recover and roll Flamingo up for the win after a fast-paced back-and-forth match in 12 minutes. Flamingo is beside himself and marches up the ramp, muttering that he’s going to find Mox and punish him for putting another blemish on his record.
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Promo for next week’s St. Patrick’s Day Slam event, running down the card and promising an appearance from UWA Women’s Champion, Jade Cargill. Additionally, the newly christened True Bloodline will also be in attendance.
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Match 4 - Shelton Benjamin (2-4) w/ Cedric Alexander vs. Kofi Kingston (4-5) w/ Xavier Woods
Benjamin gets the win with the Paydirt at 10 minutes, following Alexander tripping Kingston up. Commentary reminds viewers that Natural Selection is looking to regain the tag team championships next week.
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We see a replay of the faceoff between the Brothers Rhodes from this past week’s Dynamite, when Dustin punched AEW World Champion Cody, after Cody talked down about their dad. We come back to Collision, and Dustin is backstage with Pat McAfee.
Dustin - “Throughout Cody’s nearly 20-year career in this business, I’ve always been the big brother looking out for him. I know how important family is to our dad; and he always wanted to see both of his boys succeed in this business. Now, I’ve had my own brand of success. It hasn’t always been along a straight line, but I’ve had a damned memorable career. All the while, I’ve also served as an example for my younger brother. The road my dad and I paved? Cody’s taken it and pushed farther than either of us ever thought possible. And now Cody has a big head and has forgotten where he’s come from. Brother, I’m not asking for a match. I don’t want to fight you again — yet. I just want a real explanation. I’ll be waiting in Boston. See you there.
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Main Event - 8-woman tag team match: Sasha Banks, Kris Statlander, Britt Baker and Paige VanZant vs. Ronda Rousey, Alexa Bliss, Madison Rayne and Angelina Love
The heel team gets the win when Rousey punches VanZant with brass knuckles while Rayne kisses the ref. Rousey gets the pinfall after 14 minutes.
Next Premiere Event -
St. Patrick’s Day Slam - Dynamite on March 13/Collision on March 16
- AEW Women’s Championship: Sasha Banks © vs. Ronda Rousey
- AEW Tag Team Championships: The New Day © vs. Natural Selection
- Bro Rules Match (Falls Count Anywhere): Matt Riddle vs. Jeff Cobb
- Carlito vs. Logan Paul
- AEW International Championship: Triple H © vs. Wardlow
- TBS Championship: Lumberjack Match: Alexa Bliss © vs. Kris Statlander - Madison Rayne, Velvet Sky, Angelina Love, Britt Baker and Paige VanZant are lumberjacks
- Jon Moxley vs. Scotty Flamingo
- Cody Rhodes and Dustin Rhodes have a conversation
- UWA Women’s Champion Jade Cargill makes and appearance