Post by sethisthegoat on Apr 12, 2022 14:06:20 GMT -5
AEW Dynamite - April 13, 2022 - Live from Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Fla.
AEW Commentary Team - Taz and Jonathan Coachman
We get the AEW Dynamite intro package, and then head straight to the ring for the first match of the night.
Match 1 - Jeff Cobb vs. Brian Cage
Jeff Cobb wins in 13:02 after hitting a Tour of the Islands. Cage started the match fast, trying to finish as soon as possible. Cobb eventually wore Cage down with a series of suplexes.
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Cesar Duran and Konnan are backstage talking with each other.
Cesar - “I don’t appreciate the way you interrupted our celebration last week. If you really wanted to make a statement, all you needed to do was ask for a match.” Konnan got up in Cesar’s face.
Konnan - “I don’t give a damn what you appreciate or don’t appreciate. LAX is here, and we are going to prove that we are the top team and group in All Elite Wrestling.”
Cesar - “If you want the chance to prove it, pick one of your goons tonight to face off with LA Park.” Konnan nods his head yes and says “You’re on, hombre.”
Match 2 - Jurassic Express (Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy) (0-1) vs. The Butcher and the Blade (0-1)
Jurassic Express picks up the win in 8:14 when Jungle Boy locks in the Snare Trap on The Butcher.
**Promotion - The Fyter Fest edition of Dynamite on April 27 will feature the in-ring debut of Gable Steveson, as he faces Jake Hager!**
Match 3 - Sammy Guevara vs. Billy Kidman
Guevara pulled off the win at 10:21. He rolled out of the way of a Shooting Star Press from Kidman, then hit a GTH and 630 senton to get the pinfall.
**Fyter Fest promotion: A Casino Tag Team Battle Royale to determine contenders for the first AEW Tag Team Champions, featuring 8 of AEW’s tag teams, with the winners facing the Steiner Brothers for the AEW Championship in the main event!;
A Women’s Championship match pitting Paige VanZant versus the winner of tonight’s match between Jade Cargill and Brandi Rhodes;
and two Fatal 4-Way matches to determine the men’s AEW World Championship contenders who will face off at Double or Nothing on Sunday, May 29.**
Match 4 - The American Wolves vs. SoCal Uncensored
The Wolves win in 9:13 after Edwards hits a superkick into a Richards German Suplex to get the pinfall victory on Kazarian.
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Matt Riddle is riding his scooter backstage as he passes a green-clad superhero. This brings Riddle to a halt. “Whoa! Who are you? Are you real?”
The Hurricane replies, “Watch out, there’s a Hurricane comin’ through!”
Riddle - “Oh, man! I’ve got to take cover. Thanks for watching out, green dude.”
Riddle takes off on his scooter. While he goes down the hall, he passes Jeff Jarrett, who is waiting outside of Tony Khan’s office. “Double J! You’ve gotta take cover, man! That green dude back there must be some kind of weatherman! He said there’s a Hurricane coming. And we’re in Florida. I’m kinda scared, bro. Oh! And I started that GoFundMe! Including my $4.20 contribution to start things off, we are up to $6. We’ll have your guitar in no time!”
Jarrett looked at Riddle for a moment. “You’re an idiot.” Jarrett walks off and bumps into Hurricane, too. The Hurricane starts to talk to Jarrett, but the veteran just pies Hurricane in the face and shoves him away. He storms off, saying “I’m surrounded by idiots.”
Match 5 - Jade Cargill vs. Brandi Rhodes
Cargill gets the victory in 5:02 after hitting the Jaded finisher.
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When we return from commercial, Malakai Black is standing in the ring with a microphone.
Malakai - “The Black Era has arrived in AEW. I have no patience for empty words from the likes of Cody Rhodes and so many others. My goals are not limited to wins and championships. My goals are fear and intimidation. Everyone here will fear me. Cody Rhodes is just my first victim. The House of Black will rise soon.” The lights go out, and when they flash back on, Black is gone from the ring.
Main Event - Danny Rivera w/ Slice Boogie vs. LA Park w/ LA Park Jr.
Rivera pins L.A. Park at 14:18. Park had Rivera down for the count after a La Parkinator, but Boogie pulled out the ref. Rivera pulled out brass knuckles and knocked Park out before the ref came back in, and got the win. Rivera and Boogie scampered off before Park Jr. could attack, as he tended to his dad and the show went off the air.
**Promo - next week’s Dynamite will feature Jeff Jarrett vs. The Hurricane, Baron Corbin vs. Shawn Spears and The Steiner Brothers will address the AEW crowd!**