Post by Joe on Oct 30, 2018 11:21:48 GMT -5
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The show starts at the announcer's table, where they are very enthusiastic!
YUJI SHINDO:
WELCOME TO INFINITE SPIRIT!
MEN'S TEIOH:
IT'S GOING TO BE A WILD NIGHT, BITCHES!
TOSHIE UEMATSU:
LET'S SEE SOME ASS BEATING TONIGHT!
YUJI SHINDO:
OOOOH, WHAT'S THIS!? I THINK THE COMMISSIONER IS HERE ON RAGE AND HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!!
~CUT TO THE ENTRANCE RAMP, AS "ACE OF SPADES" BY MOTORHEAD HITS, AND OUT COMES THE COMMISSIONER OF ISPW, ATSUSHI ONITA!~
ATSUSHI ONITA:
THIS IS MONDAY NIGHT RAGE, WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS!
Big pop from the crowd.
ATSUSHI ONITA:
So, there's going to be a lot of fighting going on, because these guys and girls in the back, they want to be champions. They want to face the BIG WORLD CHAMPIONS, vut who should it be? Who should get those shots? I guess we're going to find out over the next coup-
YUJI SHINDO:
WELCOME TO INFINITE SPIRIT!
MEN'S TEIOH:
IT'S GOING TO BE A WILD NIGHT, BITCHES!
TOSHIE UEMATSU:
LET'S SEE SOME ASS BEATING TONIGHT!
YUJI SHINDO:
OOOOH, WHAT'S THIS!? I THINK THE COMMISSIONER IS HERE ON RAGE AND HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!!
~CUT TO THE ENTRANCE RAMP, AS "ACE OF SPADES" BY MOTORHEAD HITS, AND OUT COMES THE COMMISSIONER OF ISPW, ATSUSHI ONITA!~
ATSUSHI ONITA:
THIS IS MONDAY NIGHT RAGE, WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS!
Big pop from the crowd.
ATSUSHI ONITA:
So, there's going to be a lot of fighting going on, because these guys and girls in the back, they want to be champions. They want to face the BIG WORLD CHAMPIONS, vut who should it be? Who should get those shots? I guess we're going to find out over the next coup-
~Onita is cut off by the sounds of "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry, and out comes CIMA, SHUJI KONDO AND "THE ASSASSIN" MASAAKI MOCHIZUKI, "CRAZY MAX"!~
CIMA:
Now I know everybody here is super impressed and excited to see us, but you all need to shut your mouths and listen up! We are CRAZY MAX, and we don't care what you have to say or what you want us to do, Onita, so you might as well just give the title shot over, because one of us is going to take it anyway! You can't stop us, so don't even think about it, old man! This place belongs to us now!
ATSUSHI ONITA:
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY OF YOU THERE ARE, I WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED! YOU WANT A TITLE SHOT, YOU GOTTA FIGHT!
~Cue the music "Time is Running Out" by Muse, and out comes KUSHIDA!~
KUSHIDA:
CIMA, tonight, you don't need to be worrying about a damn title shot, because your time... is up! And KUSHIDA's time has just begun! And after I'm done with you, and I finish knocking you out in the center of that ring, you're going to be travelling to the future wondering what the Hell just happened and I'm going to be in position to take the World Heavyweight title!
CIMA:
You're even stupider than you look, Kushida, and tonight, the only thing you have to look forward to in the future is a whole lot of regret after we knock your teeth out and make a fool out of you on the first Monday Night RAGE!
Kushida looks like he's about to make his way to the ring.
~Cue "Energy" by Drake, and out from the back wearing a black track coat and shorts comes KATSUYORI SHIBATA! This gets a huge pop.~
KATSUYORI SHIBATA:
You know, I've heard a lot of guys talking lately about how they think they're the best in the business today. Guys from all over the world, and this place is no different. I see CIMA and his cronies, I see a delusional Kushida, and I just can't help but think what kind of drugs and poisons you must be imbibing to have that be your reality. Here I stand, a man who has dominated the sport of wrestling, dominated MMA, dominated everything I've done, and I've never been given a shred of respect. It's about damn time that changed, and if anybody is going to get a title shot, it's going to be "The Perfect Professional Wrestler", and that would be me, boys, Katsuyori Shibata. And that World Heavyweight championship is going to look very nice right here, where it belongs, around my waist.
Shibata makes the "belt" motion around his waist after lowering his mic and smirking.
ATSUSHI ONITA:
THIS IS OUTTA CONTROL, YOU BASTARDS! SHIBATA, YOU'RE NOT EVEN BOOKED TONIGHT! NEXT WEEK, YOU FACE MUNENORI SAWA, SO IF YOU SURVIVE THAT, MAYBE YOU CAN TALK! As for you CIMA, you get the Hell out of here, Kushida, you go to the back, and Kondo, you face Ikuto Hidaka tonight, so you better just worry about that! Now let's get to some fighting, God damn it!
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Arisa Nakajima vs. Natsuki Taiyo
Taiyo tried to use her speed attack and disrespectful style to get into the head of Nakajima, but Nakajima used the support of the fans and a well placed chair shot on the outside to the cocky Taiyo to turn the tides. Nakajima would reverse a roll up attempt from Taiyo to hold her down for the three!
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Ikuto Hidaka vs. Shuji Kondo
Kondo would run out like a wild man, shaking the ropes and stomping! Ikuto Hidaka is very much a punk, and tried to slip away and play mind games with the bigger Kondo, but Kondo has Mochizuki on the outside, wearing his gloves and black suit, ready to kick in Hidaka's head. Kondo sent Hidaka to the outside at one point and Mochizuki caught him with a spin kick straight to the temple before rolling him back into the ring, where Kond delivered the KONG SMASH SPEAR to get the three count!
Crazy Max steals their first one of the night.
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Before the next match, YOSHIKO TAMURA is in the back with SONOKO KATO.
YOSHIKO TAMURA:
Kato, you are my right hand and one of the best in the business. Destroy Kurihara, she does not belong in that ring with us!
SONOKO KATO:
Boss, when I'm done with her, she'll be limping to the back and begging Onita for her release papers!
We head back to the commentary table.
TOSHIE UEMATSU:
Those bitches are evil! I hope Kurihara breaks her foot off in Kato's ass and then gets her hands on Tamura!
YOSHIKO TAMURA:
Kato, you are my right hand and one of the best in the business. Destroy Kurihara, she does not belong in that ring with us!
SONOKO KATO:
Boss, when I'm done with her, she'll be limping to the back and begging Onita for her release papers!
We head back to the commentary table.
TOSHIE UEMATSU:
Those bitches are evil! I hope Kurihara breaks her foot off in Kato's ass and then gets her hands on Tamura!
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Ayumi Kurihara vs. Sonoko Kato
Kato tries to stay true to her word, attacking the leg of Kurihara viciously throughout and trying to use multiple weapons, such as a chair and the ring bell on her while on the outside of the ring. Kurihara manages to catch Kato with an Exploder Suplex into the apron to turn the tides! Kato thinks she's got the win later in the match after a barrage of kicks and then tries for a Reverse Sit-Out Piledriver, but Kurihara reverses into a Sunset Flip hold for a two count! Kato springs back up and lands more shots and tries for a whip, but Kurihara reverses it and catches her with a very quick Uranage Suplex, planting her on the back of her head and putting her out for the three count!
Yoshiko Tamura stands on the entrance ramp, looking down and not very pleased as Kurihara stares back at her, blowing her a kiss and telling her she'll have to do better than that!
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~We go backstage, where we see interviewer MIO SHIRAI standing in with GREAT SASUKE!~
MIO SHIRAI:
Great Sasuke, next week you face off with Masaaki Mochizuki. You've heard what Crazy Max had to say tonight and you've seen what they have done so far. What are your thoughts?
GREAT SASUKE:
You know somethin', Mio, when I flip on the tube and saw those guys out there making these claims, disrespecting Onita, disrespecting all the Ninja Warriors out there who believe in training, respect, honor, and the spirit of the Ninja way, I about threw up my protein shake! I couldn't believe my masterfully trained eyes, but they did not deceive me! These guys are trying to run roughshod over this company, and now I've got "The Assassin" Mochizuki trying to aim for my head! Well, missy, let me tell you somethin', it's not the first time, and it's not going to be the last time, because I know I got the Ninja Warriors out in those stands and all over the world behind my back, cheering me on, pumping me up all the way, so when Crazy Max comes for me, it's not me who should be worried, Mio, oh no... because you can't run and you can't hide when the Ninja is set to strike! Ichiban!
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CIMA vs. Kushida
This was a wild affair that went all over the bleachers, with Kushida trying to fight off Mochizuki and Kondo on the outside until the referee ejected them, getting a huge pop from the crowd! CIMA pull the referee in front of a Superkick, knocking him out of the equation and then low blowed Kushida, delivering the Schwein afterwards! CIMA wasn't done, though, as he went to the outside and grabbed a chair! CIMA tried to measure up Kushida with the chair when out to the ring came KATSUYORI SHIBATA! He delivers a Running Single Leg Kick to the chair, smashing it into CIMA's face! Out to the ring run Kondo and Mochizuki as the referee tries to pull himself together, and they try to fight off Shibata, who is bringing them a fight! The referee finally regains himself, as does Kushida, who helps fight off Crazy Max with Shibata! Crazy Max and Shibata leave the ring and Kushida is on the ropes, yelling obscenities at Crazy Max, when from behind CIMA grabs Kushida with an O'Connor Roll and he's holding the tights, but the ref doesn't see it! ONE, TWO, THREE, CIMA GETS THE WIN!
The fans are booing the roof off as CIMA smiles on the entrance ramp, soaking it in with his arms raised and the show comes to a close.