Post by MadStepDad on May 1, 2015 12:03:25 GMT -5
** BCCW has 5 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
** BCCW is a fight-fiction arena that blends the stylistics of Lucha Underground with UFC Fight Night: McGregor vs Siver from Boston. **
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel. Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent Renee Young (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns, or MSD himself on this very show). **
** All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
"Night of Champions 5"
Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand
(click here)
Welcome to the home of drive-by shootings, Low-Riders and Fat Burgers. Welcome to Killa Cali, where we duck when they fly by! Its time for BCCW to take our annual pilgrimage back to the West Coast, where the seeds for our modern-day utopia were first planted! Back in the day, after setting fantasy-wrestling on fire with the original "Broken City Throwdown" (the genesis of our shared *WORLD* title), BCCW disbanded amid allegations of scandal & corruption.
The principal owners were exiled into wrestling purgatory, where they spent *two years* toiling in wrestling Hell... aka "XPW Remixed". Until the events of "Grand Conjunction" (click here) set in forth a chain of events that resulted in new lands spilling forth. If Mash-Up Wrestling were Ravenloft, BCCW is Barovia and XPW Remixed = Darkon. In a continued nod to these hardcore roots (BCCW owns the entire Mash-Up Wrestling video catalog, of which XPW Remixed is a part), we return to the Left Coast once a year for a tour de'force performance. It all culminates in "Scene of the Crime" on PPV live from Los Angeles - the one night of the year where every match is contested under XTREME rules! Just like WWE owns the ECW library, and their "One Night Stand" series (which gradually morphed into "Extreme Rules") continues that tradition, so to will "Scene of the Crime" for BCCW!
Tonight! Owning a 1 - 0 advantage, Montreal Mafia are set to announce the future match schedule for their "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series! Spoiler alert - Match #2 is scheduled to go down TONIGHT! Plus! Hayabusa vs Low-Ki in a Middleweight Dream Match! Hometown homeboy Rikishi takes on Ivan Koloff in a Heavyweight Grudge Match! And AJ Styles takes on Warchief Don Eagle in a Flyweight classic! The Westcoast Meatgrinder begins! Who can survive the grueling road to "Scene of the Crime!?" Stay tuned!
BCCW TV Episode #62 (Westcoast Meatgrinder)
Los Angeles Sports Arena
Attendance: 16,750
Theme Song: Game ("Bigger Than Me")
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"Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series
Recap of the shocking conclusion to "Night of Champions 5" (click here). Montreal Mafia have taken Match #1 in the "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series, as Commissioner MVP & Heavyweight champion (and Montreal Mafia Godfather) "French Lion" Yvon Robert open the show tonight with a vain, in-ring championship monologue. "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series is like the playoffs, March Madness and Ultimate Fighter reality show all rolled into one! With winners advantage in Match #1, the Montreal Mafia will now control the schedule and location of subsequent bouts! Commissioner MVP and Le Lion are here tonight to reveal the Match Schedule:
"Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series
Schedule
Match #1 - "Night of Champions 5" (Le Lion def. John Cena)
Match #2 - BCCW TV Episode #62 (TONIGHT!!)
Match #3 - Fight Night California
Match #4 - "Scene of the Crime" PPV from Los Angeles CA
Match #5 (*IF NECESSARY*) - BCCW TV Episode #63
Match #6 (*IF NECESSARY*) - Fight Night Special
Match #7 (*IF NECESSARY*) - "BiB5" PPV Supershow from Boston MA
Schedule
Match #1 - "Night of Champions 5" (Le Lion def. John Cena)
Match #2 - BCCW TV Episode #62 (TONIGHT!!)
Match #3 - Fight Night California
Match #4 - "Scene of the Crime" PPV from Los Angeles CA
Match #5 (*IF NECESSARY*) - BCCW TV Episode #63
Match #6 (*IF NECESSARY*) - Fight Night Special
Match #7 (*IF NECESSARY*) - "BiB5" PPV Supershow from Boston MA
Boston will soon belong to them, and then the entire United States! Once the Montreal Mafia rule BCCW, they vow to annex the State of California and make fans bow down like Westside Connection! More pro-East Coast, anti-West Coast rhetoric from the villainous tandem, until they are thankfully interrupted by BCCW President Paul Bowser himself. The popular Mash-Up Wrestling figurehead gives an intriguing historical overview of the trials & tribulations of BCCW since its relaunch.
That history really all started out here in California, when Bowser pooled enough resources to purchase XPW Remixed and resurrect the BCCW banner. Some fans can't forget that, and liken the move to the Supersonics leaving Seattle, but for the most part everybody is in agreement that XPW Remixed was a cancer to fantasy-wrestling that had to be stopped. Now that cancer has returned to BCCW in the form of the "Montreal Mafia". Themselves a foreign off-shoot of the mighty Illuminati secret society. This battle for the soul of fantasy-wrestling comes full circle again in Killa Cali, with BCCW returning to the "Scene of the Crime!" It is "kill or be killed" time! President Bowser closes by ominously referencing a "relic of Mash-Up Wrestling history" in the building tonight with a very keen interest in this outcome! "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series continues tonight with Match #2! President Bowser announces his heralded 6-Man Tag Team "Boston Strongmen" will be competing on that behalf tonight! 6-Man Main Event tonight, featuring the Boston Strongmen!
Commissioner MVP is furious at President Bowser for once again stealing his shine, and threatens to unleash the Triple Towers on him *right now!* The mighty team of Andre the Giant / Abyss / Corporate Kane (managed by "Professor" Sheldon Goldberg) appears on the scene to menace & intimidate President Bowser... But thankfully, we get the entrance & theme of BCCW TV Champion Steve "Crusher" Casey to prevent anything worse! With Crusher backing up President Bowser, that brings our final entrance of the segment - JBL & Beer Money!
The leader of the "Impeach the President" campaign rips President Bowser and winds up talking himself right into another furious showdown with Crusher Casey! Let's fight right now! Commissioner MVP books that match coming up next! Oh my, clear the ring and batten down the hatches! We've got an impromptu "Night of Champions 5" rematch going down right now, even though Crusher is not *medically cleared* to defend his title! This is about respect!!
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JBL vs. STEVE "Crusher" CASEY
(Impromptu Heavyweight Bout)
versus
Segment recaps their brutish battle at "Night of Champions 5", with Crusher Casey sporting a bandage over his stapled & stitched head wound. JBL is really out for blood tonight, and jumps Crusher when his back is turned protecting President Bowser! JBL's bully beatdown is punctuated by the interference of his accomplices Beer Money. Forsaking "rules" for a statement, Beer Money set up the wooden table - and SMASH! - JBL powerbombs Casey through it! Huge boos for the heinous act, as referee calls for the bell! It was all a set-up for revenge by JBl & cohorts!
"Winner" (by DQ): STEVE "Crusher" CASEY
JBL & Beer Money are left to stand over Crusher's body, laying amid the wreckage, with fans raining trash down upon them. JBL taunts a hapless President Bowser by hoisting the TV Title aloft, and proclaiming his intent to *take* the title once and for all at the upcoming PPV "Scene of the Crime"!... when JBL challenges Crusher to "Tables" Title Match!
** BCCW Television Title **
Steve "Crusher" Casey © vs. JBL
(Tables Match)
Commentators offer their reaction to the segment, and conclude by saying President Bowser better hope his promised "relic of the past" is enough to swing the momentum of this battle! "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series continues tonight! Match #2! Stay tuned!
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HAYABUSA vs. LOW-KI
(Middleweight Bout)
versus
Reigning Middleweight champion Kevin FN Owens © joins announcers Solie & Striker to offer his own snide guest-commentary for this match. With his Montreal Mafia capo status, "tainted" title reign and heel-leanings, Kevin Owens steadfastly *refuses* to accept that either man is a worthy opponent, or that this is a hell of a match tonight. It's all about respect, and Kevin Owens has none! Multiple "THIS IS AWESOME!" and "BCCW! BCCW!" chants break out during the course of this bout. After many kickouts, close-calls and reversals - Hayabusa counters into a Falcon Arrow for the finish! Wow, what a match! Fans give both men a standing ovation (which infuriates Kevin Owens!)
Winner: HAYABUSA
BCCW Middleweight Champion Kevin FN Owens ©
Postmatch, Hayabusa and Low-Ki shake hands, enraging Kevin Owens even more! He spits in Hayabusa's direction, and the segment closes with each man staring menacingly and taunting the other! Hayabusa has traveled from afar to be that mythical thorn in the Achilles heel of Kevin Owens! Are the Canadian capo's days as BCCW Middleweight champion numbered?? Or will the Montreal Mafia finally take over BCCW once and for all! Stay tuned as the "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series continues tonight!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
A resolute John Cena finds President Bowser in his office, and cuts a powerful promo of redemption and vindication. Cena lost Match #1 of the "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 series, and makes it his personal vow to atone for that. That's why Cena is petitioning President Bowser right now for the right to compete in all-important Match #4 at "Scene of the Crime" ppv! John Cena went out like the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 3 when Derek Rose (in this case, "Chicago Made Punk") hit a last-second game winner. But Cena swears "Scene of the Crime" will be his Game 4 LBJ buzzer beater answer! This is hustle, loyalty, respect and John Cena wants the ball in the final seconds! Its winning time! President Bowser is swayed, and gives Cena the Match #4 assignment! The only question remains - who (or *what*) will the Montreal Mafia name as Cena's opponent?? Stay tuned as the West Coast Meatgrinder continues!
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"Kiss Me Irish Arse!!"
Entrance & theme of new-look Sheamus, who returned from inury at "Night of Champions 5" and quickly seized the prized "Money-in-the-Bank" title contract. He cuts a mean "I'm Back!" promo against President Bowser and concludes by shooting on lighterweight wrestlers and other "wee lads" in the BCCW locker room! This blatant disrespect is challenged head-on by the entrance & theme of Davey Richards! The ROH & TNA legend has a lesson in respect for Sheamus... a stiff slap to the face! Its fighting time!
** segues to... **
SHEAMUS (2015)
versus
"American Wolf" DAVEY RICHARDS (2015)
(Impromptu Catchweight Bout)
versus
Sheamus defeats Davey after nearly 10-minutes of spirited action, punctuated by a postmatch "Celtic Cross" slam onto a steel guard rail at ringside! Bully Sheamus - MitB holder - sends another message to the "wee lads" in BCCW who can never measure up to his manhood! "Pale Swordsman" Sheamus is back in BCCW with a new killer attitude - and on a crusade to regain championship gold!!
Winner: SHEAMUS
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
A bizarre backstage vignette with heel Stardust (he has apparently slowly gone mad since losing both his cherished "cosmic keys" to ex-partner Great Muta) is violently interrupted by Muta himself with a blinding spray of green mist and wild backstage brawl! Former partners Stardust and Great Muta are going at it again! Commissioner MVP is forced to angrily interject, and as head-booker of the Middleweight division, makes a match between the two former-stablemates for "Scene of the Crime!" In a "Falls Count Anywhere in Los Angeles" Match!!
Stardust (2015) versus Great Muta (1989)
(Falls Count Anywhere in Los Angeles)
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IVAN KOLOFF (w/ Lana) vs. RIKISHI
(Heavyweight Bout)
w/ versus
Rusev 2015 + Russian Bear 1975. The potent Mash-Up combination of Ivan Koloff & Lana continues to smolder in BCCW. Here, Ivan and recent rival Rikishi engage in another furious battle. Koloff nearly killed Rikishi by lynching him with a steel chain (see Fallout Festival), and the Funky Fat Samoan returns for vengeance tonight. After Rikishi's ally (and former brainwashed Russian) Nikita Koloff (1986) runs in to brawl with Kozlov (2009), stopping him from interfering on Comrade Ivan's behalf again, Rikishi intimidates Lana to a huge pop - counters one more desperate lunge from Ivan - and *spikes* Koloff with an incredible Banzai piledriver *off* the apron and *through* a ringside table! "HOLY S***!" and "BCCW! BCCW!" chants abound!
Winner (by countout): RIKISHI
This is the West Coast Meatgrinder and we're on the road to another "Scene of the Crime!" A place where - in a throwback to the legendary Mash-Up Wrestling days of XPW Remixed - every bout will be contested under XTREME rules! Spot tonight is a tribute to both ICW and ECW for running something similar as of late, and to show fans BCCW is still home to some of the most barbaric, uncensored savagery this game has ever seen. Native West Coaster (and 2015 WWE Hall of Famer) Rikishi gets his hype, and shares the rub with breakout babyface sensation Nikita Koloff! Together they are a new "Super Powers", and challenge the Russians to *end* this blood feud once and for all at "Scene of the Crime!"
Rikishi & Nikita Koloff
vs.
Ivan Koloff & Vladimir Kozlov (w/ Lana)
(Loser Must *BOW* to their Conqueror!)
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Backstage correspondent Renee Young is about to catch up with "Diehard" Eddie Young (& girlfriend Alexxis Nevaeh) about his forthcoming match with Rick "the Model" Martel (and how Martel wants the valet "services" of Alexxis to be on the line in return), when suddenly! - an offstage ruckus draws everybody's attention! A huge *fight* has broken out nearby! Cameras follow the sounds *through* a busted locker room door, where Andre the Giant has blindsided John Cena!
Trashed lockers, smashed walls and training table debris are everywhere! Its a Giant rampage! At the manic urging of his manager Sheldon Goldberg, Andre is *choking the life* out of Cena with his barehands! This will teach Cena not to cross "The Boss" of the Montreal Mafia, Andre the Giant! Cena is left lying another lifeless victim. This time, rubbed out for trying to make Superman demands in all-important Match #4 at "Scene of the Crime!" Andre just made sure Cena won't even make it to Los Angeles!
If BCCW were an episode of "OZ" on HBO, Andre is "Schillinger" to John Cena's "Beecher!!!"
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DON EAGLE (w/ Taeler Hendrix)
versus
AJ STYLES
(Flyweight Bout)
w/ versus
Blow-off match to the domestic violence-sprinkled feud between Warchief Don Eagle & AJ Styles. Bout itself is worthy in comparison to HBK vs Marty Janetty from RAW '93, which eventually won the award for PWI "Match of the Year". Poor abused Taeler Hendrix finally summons the strength to stand up to the possessive Warchief (preventing him from crippling Styles forever with a steel chair), and AJ triumphs with a climatic "Styles Clash" finisher! AJ Styles dispatches the Warchief menace *and* gets the girl in the end! He offers his hand in chivalry to the discarded valet, who accepts with gracious aplomb! Crowd cheers their new Mash-Up union!
Winner: AJ STYLES (w/ Taeler Hendrix)
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"West Coast Corrupter"
Cameras & attention are diverted towards the luxury skybox, where backstage correspondent Renee Young has caught up with a very special guest... STRANGLER LEWIS! The former manager to WORLD champion Lou Thesz, charter member of Gold Dust Trio Inc and founding father of XPW Remixed itself, is on hand to soak in the gracious fan appreciation like he's Paul Heyman and it's 2006 again! Mash-Up Wrestling historians know that Strangler Lewis was Suge Knight of his time, and "XPW Remixed" was his Death Row Records. Now he has returned tonight as an impartial observer, but who invited him? Was it the man who *bought him out* in the first place and forced his fantasy-wrestling exile, President Paul Bowser? Or more likely, the evil & corrupt Montreal Mafia looking for any kind of advantage, no matter how devilish? Before Strangler Lewis can answer for himself, we get an interruption in the arena - cue entrance & theme of BCCW HW Champion (and Montreal Mafia Godfather himself), Yvon "Le Lion" Robert! He takes center stage where he addresses Strangler Lewis personally (from the "safety of the ring", as duly noted by commentators).
Le Lion proceeds to cut another bitter half English / french promo laced with his trademark lisp. Fans love roaring "WHAT!?" after every sentence. Lion drops enough inside references to "California Athletic Commissions" and Strangler Lewis' rumored connections to them for viewers to realize they're *NOT* on the same page! Apparently Le Lion is being forced to defend his Heavyweight crown at "Scene of the Crime", and he blames Strangler Lewis for making it to happen! The French Lion has more bluster & tuff talk for the former Mash-Up Wrestling Authority Figure of the Year (2012), but when he begins to make serious threats we get a surprise run-in!
"Blaster" Bobby Lashley (2015)! The ex-"Money Power Respect" stablemate has a chip on his shoulder for the man *he gave his Heavweight Title to in the 1st place!!* That gamble ultimately led to a World Title shot for Lashley, but he never had the full support of his camp. When Lashley lost the Television title at WrestleMania, he earned the fan's respect! Now he is the rugged, lonewolf babyface out for revenge against the mighty Montreal Mafia coalition! French Lion doesn't even see it coming! BAM! Spear right out of his expensive shoes! Dominator from Lashley! He points towards Strangler Lewis in the skybox, who gives his symbolic thumbs-up sign of approval! Lashley finishes with a "Dragon Sleeper" submission in the center of the ring! Fans roar in approval! Finally, on the mic with Renee Young, Strangler Lewis concludes his speech by announcing Bobby Lashley as the #1 Contender at "Scene of the Crime! - where he takes on HW Champion French Lion... in a "Bodybag Casket Match!" It's the ultimate rubout at "Scene of the Crime!" Will the Montreal Mafia Godfather finally meet his grisly end?? Or has Bobby Lashley signed a blood contract he won't survive?? Stay tuned for the most XTREME night in fantasy-wrestling... "Scene of the Crime!"
** BCCW Heavyweight Championship **
French Lion (1945) © versus Bobby Lashley (2015)
("Bodybag Casket Match")
Only at "Scene of the Crime!!"
Stay tuned!
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** "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series Match #2 **
Boston Strongmen vs.
Triple Towers (w/ Professor Sheldon Goldberg)
(BCCW 6-Man Bout)
versus
w/
The trio of Sexton, TCiampa & Scarpa is a highly-respected BCCW-original union, and our equivalent to a Boston "Shield" (WWE circa 2013-2014). "Powerhouse" Frank Sexton is the Roman Reigns-like breakout star. They have defended the honor of BCCW both here and abroad, most notably against foreign Invaders from AGPW. If "Sicilian Psychopath" Tommaso Ciampa is "Architect" of the Boston Strongmen, that would make Frank Scarpa the Lunatic Fringe-level popular underdog. Scarpa throws "Hands of Stone" like "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin of his day, and all 3 babyfaces have a field day pulverizing Abyss and Corporate Kane. But everything quickly changes when the "Boss" finally enters the fray. Andre (Colossal Connection-era) cleans house, dominates (and with manager Sheldon Goldberg distracting the ref) - illegally chokes the life out of Frank Sexton!
But wait!
Superman Cena makes the miraculous run-in, and boy is he MAD! Like a freight train off the tracks, Cena derails Abyss, Corporate Kane and keeps an extra slug on the side for portly Sheldon Goldberg! When Cena finally reaches Andre in the ring, the fans are *roaring* in unison! Apparently they *like* this fire and aggression from Cena, and the scathing shoot promo from CM Punk that ended "Night of Champions 5" has amazingly managed to portray Cena in an even more sympathetic light. So when Cena evades the Giant, rebounds off the ropes & rocks him multiple times with flying shouldertackles, the LA Sports Arena goes WILD! But Andre STILL won't go down!... until "Powerhouse" Frank Sexton comes flying in out of nowhere with a "Sedalis Cyclone" (Superman Punch) to Andre's giant head! BAM! The Boss is stunned! In a WM3-worthy moment, Cena *scoop slams* Andre to the mat! BOOM! The entire ring quakes from impact! Sexton for the cover! 1! 2! 3! The Strongmen have beaten Triple Towers, with just a little help from their friends!
Winners: BOSTON STRONGMEN
** Series Tied 1 - 1 **
But an enraged Cena is not through! He finishes the segment with a fiery promo, in which he refutes their every effort to TAKE HIM OUT! Cena *WILL* be at "Scene of the Crime", for all important Match #4! Where he vows to finally put a bullet in the Dinosaur albatross that's been hanging from his neck... Montreal Mafia thinks "the Boss" owns Cena's bitch card? Well at "Scene of the Crime", Cena will prove who is the biggest dog in the yard once and for all when he challenges Andre the Giant... to "HELL in a CELL!!" Cellblock D-style!
** "Banned in Boston" Best of 7 Series" **
Match #4
John Cena (2015) versus Andre the Giant (1988)
(Hell in a Cell)
Only at "Scene of the Crime!" Stay tuned for more action on the BCCW West Coast Tour!
** FADE OUT **
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