Post by MadStepDad on Nov 16, 2014 10:35:19 GMT -5
Mash-Up Wrestling
BCCW TV Episode #54 ("Prohibition")
Saddle Dome
Calgary, Alberta Canada
Attendance: 12,155
Ringside Commentary Team:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
"Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood!"
-- George S. Patton
We are at war! The battle to be a fantasy-wrestling DEITY starts and ends here! In Broken City Championship Wrestling! We are LIVE once more in the *heart* of Enemy Country, where corruption & greed runs rampant! In the wake of the AWA Franchise's *SHOCKING* collapse, Mash-Up Wrestling promoters have scrambled to fill the void. BCCW has swooped in to takeover their previous airdates & times, now including expanded Canadian coverage. But a rival local organization refuses to lay down and play nicely. BCCW Commissioner MVP has vowed to meet this challenge head-on, with a championship conglomerate of his own hand-choosing! That starts TONIGHT when Commissioner MVP reveals the new #1 Contender for the BCCW HW title! PLUS! Andre the Giant vs the Wyatt Family in a Handicap Match! Latino Heat vs The Dragon! All that and much more as "Northern Lights" are on the horizon... stay tuned!
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"Prohibition"
Commissioner MVP entrance & theme. Commentators recap events of "Battleground 2" & "Halloween in Hell 2014" in which Commissioner MVP had AWA's Jack Tunney exposed for bribery in order to seize his assets & takeover his TV times. Now, Commissioner MVP is in the heart of Canada with more inflammatory remarks about them being a "foreign menace" and "international threats!" In response, Commissioner MVP is hereby announcing the "hostile occupation" of Canada, declaring his stablemates as "Ministers of Defense" & naming Bobby Lashley (2014) defacto #1 Contender to the Heavyweight title!! (Boooooo!!)
Commissioner MVP concludes by accusing President Paul Bowser of collusion, which draws out the honorable BCCW Prez for his retort! Even in Canada, the good Prez gets great fan reception. President Bowser knows Commissioner MVP has been scheming on owning BCCW for himself ever since HHH let him in the door (installing him in the Commissioners office). Bowser disputes his trumped up challenges and infers that Commissioner MVP knew about the coup all along, and may have planted the evidence himself. Instead, the argument comes down to control over the Heavyweight title (and steppingstone to the Mash-Up World championship). Commissioner MVP cannot "declare" a #1 contender, it must be earned. Thus the main event is set for tonight - tag team Dream Match. "Ministers of Defense" Bobby Lashley & Kenny King versus champions of light John Cena (yaaaaay! / BOOOOO!!!) & BCCW HW Champion Crusher Casey!! (Cheeeeeer!!!) If Commissioner MVP's team wins, then Lashley earns his title shot! But if not, then John Cena becomes the new #1 Contender! That tag team match is TONIGHT! Stay tuned!
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GOLDSTAR MUTA vs. ALPHA DELTA PHI
(BCCW 6-Man Tag Team match)
versus 
Commentators summarize Goldstar Muta's successful debut @ HiH2014 and wonder about their bizarre place in the BCCW 6-Man Tag Team division. Meanwhile Sandow & company play the dastardly heels who are foiled in defeat. Let the search for the cosmic key commence!
Winners: GOLDSTAR MUTA
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** Backstage Skit **
Correspondent MSD is trying to interview former BCCW Flyweight champion Paul London w/ his valet Wendi Richter (about his title loss to Adam Cole @ HiH2014), when they are blindsided by an unprovoked attack from "Macho King" Randy Savage (!?!?) He and Queen Sherri destroy London & Richter while ranting about "thievery" and "peasant crooks!" Apparently - somebody has *stolen* the Kings precious Crown & Scepter! Savage has been driven mad by paranoia & jealousy! Who stole the Kings crown??? Savage & Sherri will tear down BCCW until they find the culprit!! Oooooohh yeeeeahhh!!!
Somebody stole the Macho King's crown jewels!!
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FRANK SEXTON vs. IVAN KOLOFF (w/ Lana)
(Heavyweight Bout)
versus 
w/ 
Showcase bout for the Russian Bear and his 6-Man Tag Team champion comrades. Frank "Powerhouse" Sexton (an eternal New England-area legend) gets his shine, and may have even won this bout, if not for the dastardly interference of Nikita & Kozlov. "Russian Sickle" finisher from Ivan to Sexton ends this one emphatically.
Winner: IVAN KOLOFF
Official spokesperson Lana takes over on the mic to further enunciate their championship greatness (and diss Canada further). She then gives her team the command to "CRUSH!" So the Russians begin a 3-on-1 assault on Frank Sexton, until the valiant Tommaso Ciampa runs in for the save. Then it becomes a 3-on-2 beatdown, with the Russians burying both Sexton & Ciampa beneath their Russian flag! Another outrageous statement from the BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion Russians!
Ivan Koloff finishes by seizing a mic and declaring an *open challenge* to any Canadian or American to meet him in combat at "Northern Lights" on PPV!
Just then - a familiar theme song plays - and the building goes ballistic! Enter super-agent to the stars "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers... BCCW advocate to the "Beast" Brock Lesnar!!
With panache, grace, Cuban cigars & diamond pinky rings - Rogers gladly *accepts* Ivan Kololffs challenge on behalf of Brock Lesnar!! Big pop! Russians are flabbergasted, and Lana tries to stall by demanding that Brock put up his TV title as collateral. Rogers agrees! Whatever it takes to get Koloffs ass in the ring so the Beast can shut his mouth for good! Even better... why wait?? Brock will defend against Koloff in the main event of our next BCCW Fight Night special! "Russian Bear vs. American Beast!" Live from Minneapolis next week!!!
FIGHT NIGHT SPECIAL ("Russian Bear vs The Beast")
Live from Minneapolis MN! Stay tuned!!
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** BCCW Middleweight Championship **
"Masshole" MIKE MCCARTHY
(w/ "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble)
versus
NEW JACK
w/ 
versus 
Outrageous heel entrance of Masshole &Tony Rumble, with commentators recapping his bloody beatdown at the hands of New Jack at "Halloween in Hell 2014". This is supposed to be their rematch, but after much gloating and posturing on the mic by Rumble & McCarthy - it's clear New Jack is not in the building. Oh too bad. Masshole wins by forfeit! Screw the Canadian dollar you paid to see a Middleweight title match!
"Winner" (and still MW Champion): "Masshole" Mike McCarthy
The whole thing reeks of phony commercialization, and the world is just waiting for McCarthy to get his comeuppance (especially the local Canadian fans tonight, who "Masshole" has been baiting with his Boston Bruins glorification).
Suddenly - from the crowd - a rowdy Canadian interloper jumps the barricade! Before security can react, the man has bolted into the ring and tackled Tony Rumble!
OMG! That is no mere fan! It's KEVIN FN STEEN!
In an unauthorized shoot appearance that would have BCCW, the internet and all of Canada buzzing like crazy, Kevin FN Steen busts "Masshole" over the head and *steals* the Middleweight Championship belt! Security tries to rush the renegade wrestler from a rival roster, but it's too late! Kevin FN Steen escapes into the fans, brandishing the stolen BCCW MW title all the while! Internet fans would take note the last time we see Kevin Steen in action was in the neighboring competition in Montreal when he crushed Owen Hart to keep his package piledriver intact! Outrage! The worst possible offense in Fantasy-Wrestling and it happened right here on BCCW TV! O Canada! Commissioner MVP may have gotten BCCW involved in an International incident with his declarations of a "military occupation"!
Where is the BCCW Middleweight title!?!? It disappears with Kevin Steen into the cold Canada night!
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B.S.L. MILITIA vs. WOLVES
(BCCW 6-Man Tag Team bout)
w/ 
versus
w/ 
Witness D-Von Dudley turning on his half-brother Bully Ray at
"Battleground 2: Mayhem in Montreal" to join the BSL Militia.
[Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand - Click here]
After the walkout and theme of the Militia, Bad News Brown cuts another blistering promo - this one about White Canada & how BCCW is weak for letting one of her Championship belts get stolen. The inflammatory rhetoric of Brown draws out an instant retort, this time from the young, hip & cool Wolves trio! We've got our next challenge! In the end, Wolves actually upset the Militia when Eddie Edwards pins Kofi Kingston!
Winners: WOLVES!
But the Militia gets their heat right back with a brutal gangland beatdown on the Wolves, that climaxes with Bobby Fish getting his *neck broken* with a piledriver! Eventually the 2 Uso brothers make the run in & save, but it's too late. Bobby Fish must be wheeled out of the arena on a stretcher. Alexxis has tears in her eyes, while Eddie & Davey (Uso's too) have vengeance in their hearts.
Before the Militia can completely retreat, BCCW president Paul Bowser appears to admonish their revolting actions. The fans demand justice and Bowser gives it to them - B.S.L. Militia vs. The 2 remaining Wolves and Uso's! 4-on-4 Survivor Series-style elimination match! The tradition continues at "Northern Lights"! President Paul Bowser has just booked a blockbuster match!
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ANDRE the GIANT versus WYATT FAMILY
(Handicap Match)
versus 
w/ 
Not to be outdone by President Bowser, Commissioner MVP has retaliated with his own show-stealing PPV announcement... resurrecting the "Xtreme Elimination Chamber" for our November PPV showcase "Northern Lights"! That announcement coincides with the return of Andre the Giant at HiH2014, who is dead-set on seeking vengeance upon the man who nearly crippled him, Bray Wyatt. Here tonight, Commissioner MVP has booked this handicap special-attraction bout with the stipulation that if Andre wins, he will be entered into the Xtreme Elimination Chamber alongside his nemesis Bray Wyatt! Bout tonight is an amalgamation of Andre in his multi-man handicap match prime and the Wyatt fams sensational 2014 WWE tag team run. Another BCCW-certified Dream Match banger. The Giant roars to a hard-earned victory over Harper & Rowan before sharing an intense, monstrous staredown with Bray Wyatt!
Winner: ANDRE the GIANT
Andre & Bray are both ready to destroy each other (along with 4 other damned souls) in the unholy Xtreme Elimination Chamber! A horrifying stipulation that President Paul Bowser tried to have buried for the good of fantasy-wrestling! Now Commissioner MVP is bringing it back in a vengeful war for ratings supremacy! Is nothing sacred??
Xtreme Elimination Chamber match @ "Northern Lights!"
Featuring Andre the Giant, Bray Wyatt, the Demon KANE and more! Stay tuned!
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EDDIE GUERRERO vs.
RICKY "the Dragon" STEAMBOAT
(Heavyweight Bout)
versus 
Despite the anarchy & upheaval going on, BCCW can still be counted on to produce quality fantasy-wrestling match ups. Here it is a battle of Latino Heat in his babyface prime against the workmans favorite Ricky Steamboat (at the tail end of his BCCW career, but still capable of churning out 5-star classics). Fans seem to have gravitated away from pure babyfaces, and Steamboat suffers from that staleness much like John Cena does today. Guerrero on the other hand is riding an ultimate high, especially since beating his timeline rival Alberto del Rio once and for all at "Battleground 2".
After a thrilling scientific & aerial duel, Guerrero cheats 2 win with a handful of tights! 1! 2! 3! Fans cheer the victory as Steamboat shakes his head in disgust and walks away. Meanwhile in his postmatch victory speech, Eddie reiterates his credo ("lie, cheat, steal!") and promises to use it to rise to the top of the BCCW monarchy!
Winner: EDDIE GUERRERO
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** Backstage Skit **
Randy Savage & Queen Sherri are still going ballistic, tearing up the backstage area in pursuit of their stolen Crown jewels. This time the unfortunate victims are Ruckus & BLKJeez, who finds themselves pulverized and tossed around backstage by an irate Macho King! By the time their stablemates in BLKOUT (Slyck Wagner Brown w/ April Hunter) make it back to the lockerroom it's too late. Macho King is gone again on the search for his missing crown jewels, leaving a path of destruction in his wake! The guilty culprit will be found and flushed out! Dig it!
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Main Event promos from HW champion Crusher Casey (cheeeeer!) & John Cena (boooooo!) They will watch each others back tonight, but at "Northern Lights" it's everyman for himself. Commissioner MVP can't help but *overhear* their conversation, and interrupts with more tough-talk and ominous warnings. Main Event tag team match next!!
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BOBBY LASHLEY & KENNY KING
versus
CRUSHER CASEY & JOHN CENA
w/ 
versus
Chaos has erupted in BCCW with the seizure of the BCCW MW title (Commissioner MVP has already threatened Rumble & McCarthy with suspension if they can't find it). Now Commissioner MVP is taking the ring again - with his "Money Power Respect" stable - to publicly address the matter. Before he can elaborate further on how he is sick and tired of Canadian powers trying to bully him & sending mercenary attackers - BCCW President Paul Bowser is again forced to retort. It is not these forces that Commissioner MVP imagines, it is his own greed & avarice! Manifesting itself in a backlash of fan torrent! Commissioner MVP can never *own* fantasy-wrestling! President Bowser admits that is a goal for not even HE can aspire... for it is the FANS that truly own fantasy-wrestling! There can be no other way!
The preceding battle is a Mash-Up preview of two dual performances going down on the same date in time - WWE Survivor Series 2014, where Team Cena (see above) will compete against Team Authority (similar to Commissioner MVP's reign in BCCW) - and WWEfan's Mash-Up Survivor Series (click here) where Sammartino & the Snake go at it for the gold again! Here, with Commissioner MVP staying at ringside - President Paul Bowser himself joins the commentary team to hit some bullet points:
BCCW President Paul Bowser
* Commissioner MVP has raised the ire of rival promoters who are now looking to squash all competition by any means necessary.
* The BCCW Heavyweight championship is the biggest bargaining tool, because it's one step up to the WORLD title.
* For similar reasons, that is why the brazen heist of the BCCW MW title (tonight by the unnamed Keven Steen from the unknown rival promotion) is such a dangerous move. Now we are set upon a course from which we can not turn back. Retribution is a vicious cycle.
* President Bowser confirms rumors that Stone Cold Steve Austin may be seen in BCCW sooner rather than later!
* Addresses the "Mayhem in Montreal" fiasco (3 shows from 3 different promotions going down in the same Territory) as a calculated battle of Mash-Up Wrestling RISK. With tonight's show being live in the heart of Calgary - and rumors of a year end SUPER SHOW going down in Canada, who do you think is going to back down first? Not BCCW!
* President Bowser is about to discuss the official contract status of the one they call "Le Lion", when all Hell suddenly breaks loose in the match...
Crusher & Cena (who have been working together amicably, yet guarded) have a misfire, that results in Commissioner MVP getting his hands dirty (sucker-punching Cena). President Bowser rises from the commentator table, but when Kenny King leers menacingly - Cena breaks from the match to confront King & Commissioner MVP. That leaves Crusher Casey alone where he gets whacked by the reappearing Commissioner MVP, and *speared* by Blaster Bobby Lashley for the pin! 1!.. 2!.. Cena is tackled by King & MVP! 3! Lashley pins the BCCW HW champion!
Winners: "MONEY POWER RESPECT"
The good guys go after the bad guys! Rowdy fans egg them on and chant "BlueCena!" FUAA to Kenny King through the announce table! Crusher Casey "Brogue Kicks" Lashley right over the steel guard rail! Commissioner MVP's stable is on the verge of defeat, when suddenly - this man emerges to interfere...
"Le Lion! Le Lion! Le Lion!"
The fans chants call long into the night!
The French Canadian menace has a long-standing hidden backstory within AWA/BCCW/Canadian wrestling circles, most recently being part of one of the hottest stables in fantasy-wrestling history (albeit in a rival promotion). Despite his clear Heel delineation, he is universally LOVED within the BCCW Canadian sphere (especially in wake of latest political wranglings that have inadvertently pitted USA vs Canada). Here tonight, even his clear "heel" actions (attacking Crusher & squeezing Cena in his "Le Lion Katahajime" finisher) are drawing rabid fans response from his countrymen! Le Lion lays out the BCCW HW champion & John Cena while President Bowser watches on in horror!
All that's left is Le Lion standing over the carnage, with Commissioner MVP lurking in the background. MVP breaks out into an all-knowing smirk, satisfied that Le Lion has joined his "Team Authority". For all intents & purposes, Le Lion reveals that to be so... even clasping Commissioner MVP's hand in a firm handshake. Too firm. Le Lion doesn't release MVP, instead he grips him closer and utters these words into the house microphone:
"Seuls les rois se comprendre mutuellement."
BAM! Le Lion sucker punches Commissioner MVP! Fans erupt into ROARS of cheers! Le Lion is in BCCW! He is on his OWN side! But which side is that?? Are we witnessing the birth of a great liberator!? Or the next evil Darklord!? Only time will tell as BCCW kicks up the sands of war on the road to "Northern Lights!"
Tune in for all the aftermath and more from this TV Episode on the next BCCW Fight Night special (featuring the RETURN of Brock Lesnar) coming up next! Then "Northern Lights" from good 'ol Boston MA at the end of the month! BCCW is on a roll like hot melted butter! Don't go nowhere folks!
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