BCCW finally presents... NEW YEARS REVOLUTION 4

BCCW finally presents... NEW YEARS REVOLUTION 4 Feb 9, 2014 17:21:44 GMT -5

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Post by MadStepDad on Feb 9, 2014 17:21:44 GMT -5

This isn't just a PPV.

This isn't an experiment or a tryst, and it certainly ain't a muthaphuckkin test. This is an amazing journey. This is a fantastic voyage. This is BCCW and this is a fantasy-wrestling evolution. NEW YEARS REVOLUTION 4. This is a story of how one man (MSD) got sucked into a polar vortex, and survived to fight another day. How New Years Eve morphed into MSD's birthday, and was topped off with a sweet red Valentines Day cherry at the end of the rainbow. While there are certain cherries I cannot share with you (due to time, space & location) there is one I am allowed to pontificate. Inhale. The bright red cherry of the White Grape Game that burns brighter than Rudolph's nose - leading the way through the Mists. The past of BCCW. The present of MSD. The future of Mash-Up Wrestling. This is the cell-phone photo collage of MSD's Adventures in Elysian Fields - through Canada - and into fantasy wrestling history. Exhale. The 2-month long party starts right now.

Moncton? Although named after Lt. Col. Robert Monckton, the name of the city was misspelled due to a clerical error in the city's original incorporation papers. The spelling was never fixed to match that of the man for whom the city was named. I don't know what kind of bomb marijuana the Canadians were smoking in 1855 to make that kind of mistake, but I intend to find out. So here - start at the beginning while I pack this Dutch and figure out how to smuggle 175 lbs of pure dope (that's me) over the Canadian border.

** Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand **

Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling #1 (Moncton's Mash-Up Wrestling debut)
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Ringside Commentators

Gordon Solie & Matt Striker

This is the January/February 2014 showcase for BCCW and 2nd official Canadian PPV (after Battleground: Civil War). Illuminati dominate the fantasy-wrestling globe, and their quest to usurp total control of BCCW from Boston businessman and wrestling promoter/legend Paul Bowser continues tonight - as Illuminati Ace (and self-proclaimed "REAL WWE champion") RIC FLAIR (1992) goes one-on-one with BCCW HW champion John Cena (2014) in a huge title-for-title bout. PLUS! BCCW President Paul Bowser's prophetic words ring true! Evil fragments as Ryback battles Bully Ray and Commissioner HHH takes it to his mentor Killer Kowalski Hell in the Cell! The stakes are high, the grounds are tainted and the dice are loaded! All hell breaks loose TONIGHT! Stay tuned!!

The journey starts in our hometown of Boston MA, where MSD was unwittingly pressured into appearing in WWE's Royal Rumble. You can view his public humiliation live in HD with Mash-Up Wrestling ondemand.
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Things picked up in Atlanta when MSD crashed the set of Starrcade looking for answers, only to meet the business end of "Boots 2 Asses". You could smell what MSD was cooking for a week after that incident...
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UMAGA vs RIKISHI vs KAMALA versus...
BRAY WYATT (w/ the Family)

** Heavyweight Fatal 4-Way **

versus...

Matt Striker: As my old friend JR would say, this is going to be a slobberknocker!

Gordon Solie: The other 3 men don't seem phased to have their match hijacked by Bray Wyatt. To them it's just another fight. But the Wyatt family seem especially focused tonight...

Winner: BRAY WYATT

While the fans were enjoying the opening match of the night, I was buried under 100 lbs of cold fish & cigarette cartons in the back of a truck driving over the Canadian border. Special thanks to the Montreal Mafia for the ride, I understand I am forever in debt to Frenchy Martin.

By the time I made it to Main Street in Moncton, the liquid acid gel tabs I accidentally consumed earlier in the night (another story for another day) were really kicking in. So I couldn't tell if I was just tripping or everything really did look like a bad Ted Turner re-colorization of a black-and-white movie. Either way, I was ready for the annual Magnetic Hill concert series. Unfortunately I was told by the locals I was 6 months too late. Or too early, depending on how you look at it. Onward to the Moncton Coliseum.

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** BCCW Flyweight Championship **

GUS SONNENBERG (1930) © vs DYNAMITE KID (1984)

versus

LIVE AUDIENCE: "THIS IS AWESOME!" and "MATCH of the YEAR!"

Gordon Solie: This is what BCCW is all about; the spirit of competition.

Matt Striker: Reigning Flyweight champion vs the Best of the Best 3 tournament winner! History will be written tonight!

Winner (and *NEW* BCCW FW champion): DYNAMITE KID

While Dynamite Kid was basking in the glow of his historic Flyweight title victory, I was toasting to a Happy New Year with some ballerinas from Théâtre l'Escaouette. But when I drunkenly told her I wanted to take them all to Sacksville, they slapped me and called me a typical American pig. I tried to explain what I meant, but the phrase "live bait" was lost in translation. Back on my solo grind with two passes to the World Wine Festival in the spring.

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** BCCW Television Title **

BULLY RAY (2013) © w/ Brooke Tessmacher vs RYBACK (2015)

** Heavyweight Bout **

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Gordon Solie: What a display of blatant cowardice by Bully Ray - using his valet Brooke Tessmacher as a human shield!

Matt Striker: The Anti-Bullying Platform explodes tonight live in Moncton New Brunswick!

Winner (by count-out): RYBACK

Gordon Solie: The fans don't react kindly to that ending. Bully Ray flat-out hightailed it out of the building with his title belt & Brooke Tessmacher in tow!

Matt Striker: That's the key right there, "still BCCW Television champion".

#stopmessageboardbullying #quitstalkingme #mashupwrestling

But STILL BCCW Television champions): BULLY RAY

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Somehow, I wound up half an hour from Moncton - where the Petitcodiac River meets the Bay of Fundy, on the Atlantic Ocean. I found a nice spot on the beach and fell asleep for a while. It wasn't until later I realized the Bay of Fundy has the largest tides in the world.

I figured that out when I woke up in the water with all my smuggled belongings washed away. It wasn't all bad though. While I was drowning I had a drug-induced hallucination.

I dreamed I was on an exotic getaway vacation at the Hopewell Rocks with both the Bella Twins. I woke up to mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from a 300 lb marine biologist named Gertrude instead. So I got my Captain Ahab on and rode that whale all the way back to the Moncton Coliseum. The definition of irony? A fat girl that doesn't swallow. Go figure. On to the next spot.

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** BCCW Middleweight Championship **

RICKY STEAMBOAT (1989) vs DEAN AMBROSE (2015) © w/ Roman Reigns

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Gordon Solie: Another in a long-line of despicable ploys by Dean Ambrose since his advent in BCCW (his attempted attack upon Ricky Steamboats wife & young child). The fans are really riding him hard tonight in New Brunswick.

Matt Striker: Tonight a fantasy wrestling blood feud over the BCCW Middleweight title comes to its conclusion. But what role will the wild card Roman Reigns play in all of this?

Light defeats darkness. Steamboat defeats Ambrose. And MSD finally defeats the bottle of Hennessy that was following him around all night. The big chatter backstage was over the finish - apparently Roman Reigns refused to do Dean Ambrose's dirty work for one second longer, and left him alone to face Steamboat one-on-one. After being deserted by his bodyguard, Dean Ambrose used every dirty tactic he could to retain his title, but Steamboat was on fire. Fans were also buzzing over the "unauthorized" appearance of Ambrose & Reigns at WCW Starrcade, and the rumors they may have jumped ship from BCCW. Outside the weather is cold, but I met some wrestling fans who gave new meaning to the term "Polar Vortex" in the bathroom of the Moncton Coliseum. Just two zips of that fishscale had me seeing the light too. What's black on the outside and white on the inside? Whitney Houston's nose, bitch! (too soon?) I'm "Scheme" Gene Okerlund warming up for my backstage bit.

Winner (and *NEW* BCCW MW champion): RICKY "the Dragon" STEAMBOAT!!

** CUT TO VIDEO PACKAGE **

Highlights of the epic Mildred Burke/Trish Stratus timeline feud in Mash-Up Wrestling

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** World Woman's Championship **

MILDRED BURKE © vs TRISH STRATUS

** Best 2 out of 3 Falls Match **

versus

Gordon Solie: With all the tension and high espionage, it almost feels like an international incident is about to happen.

Matt Striker: It's hard to understand exactly what we're seeing here, but apparently Mildred Burke has forfeited the 1st fall due to that knee injury... but now the referee is calling for the bell? This is Russia vs US in the 2014 Olympics all over again!

"Winner" (and *NEW* Woman's champion): TRISH STRATUS

When I finally stepped on the scene and got acclimated to my surrounding, I felt like I was walking into the WWF locker room circa 1997 on the eve of Survivor Series in Montreal. Everybody was hustling and rushing about, with a lot of uncertainty about what was happening (or *supposed* to happen) in the ring during the Trish/Mildred match. Despite *stealing* physical possession of the title belt, Trish Stratus was received like a conquering hero by her Canadian constituency tonight. MBurke, despite her accreditation and accomplishments, was treated like Stone Cold & the LOD at WWF Canadian Stampede. Alot of people pointed the finger at Toots Mondt & the Illuminati for the screwy finish, and I've heard the name "June Byers" whispered as well. I tried to get a word from Mildred Burke following the loss but she was nowhere to be found. "Top Shelf" Trish Stratus on the other hand, was as visible as a peacock. In my "Hangover"-like haze I contemplated telling Trish how I truly felt (after watching her chest heave up and down while she cut her promo), but thought twice about it when I saw Awesome Kong looming behind her and breathing down my neck!

Trish Stratus: I told all you piggish marks and Boston local yokels that I would take the title back to Canada! The chance you have of EVER seeing another title defense in pathetic BCCW is about as fat as Mildred Burke's thighs!

Nightfall in Moncton as seen through the psychedelic & bleary red eyes of MSD

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Mash-Up Wrestling WORLD CHAMPION
Hollywood Hulk Hogan (1997)
is in the building!!

Hogan dominated the WWE! Took over AGPW! Spear-headed the Illuminati! Destroyed BCCW! Hijacked WCW Starrcade! His self-masturbatory promo is thankfully interrupted by BCCW HW champion JOHN CENA (2014!) The man Hogan *BEAT* for the WORLD Championship @ "Halloween in Hell 3!" Cena is warmly received by the fans (at least in contrast to Hollywood Hogan) and has some sharp retorts for the "Hollywood Poseur".

With the Insiders already behind him in the ring as he cut his promo, Hogan and his gang are an intimidating sight. But Cena didn't come alone... slowly filtering in behind him on the entrance ramp - like G-Men straight off the set of Boardwalk Empire - come William Muldoon's UNTOUCHABLES! With baseball bats and licence to ill in tow, the Untouchables quickly rattle Hogans cage and clear the ring of his entourage! The fans are ready for a brawl! Let's get it on!

** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **

INSIDERS © w/ Buddy Rogers vs THE UNTOUCHABLES

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Gordon Solie: This is brutal & swift justice, months in the making! Ever since BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg conspired to have William Muldoon removed as BCCW Commissioner! Now law, order and fighting Irish tempers are taking out the Insiders in Canada!

Matt Striker: This is not the kind of homecoming the Insiders, especially Test, were expecting in AGPW territory! The momentum has been in the favor of the Untouchables since the first swing of their wooden bats!

Winners (and *NEW* BCCW 6-Man Tag team champions): THE UNTOUCHABLES

Post match, after conquering the Insiders, dividing their ranks and soiling Buddy Rogers pants with a Brogue Kick from hell, the victorious Untouchables celebrated... by *smashing* the custom-designed vanity plated-version of the 6-Man Tag Titles carried by the Insiders! They lit into those things like Prohibition agents smashing crates of booze, and the fans responded enthusiastically! There's a new law & order in town! William Muldoon may have been blackballed from the BCCW hierarchy, but he found his way back on the Talent Roster! Now with Sheamus (2012) & Crusher Casey (1932) beside him, they're ready to clean up this town!!

Sheamus (2012) staged a triumphant return to Mash-Up Wrestling at WWE Royal Rumble and it all pays off tonight with BCCW 6-Man Tag Team championship gold!!

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The 1st ever Mash-Up Wrestling undisputed WORLD champion LOU THESZ (w/ Strangler Lewis) is in the building! He's still watching with keen interest as the Illuminati suffers a key blow tonight in Canada! But which side does Thesz sympathize?? Only he and adviser Strangler Lewis know, and for now they aren't saying! MSD found this out the hard way when he tried to get comment and was literally tossed from the room by the brutish Strangler Lewis. Think "Mike Tyson socking Zach Galifianakis in Hangover". Back to you guys, Solie & Striker...

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** excerpt from "Theater in a Squared Circle" by Jeff Archer (1999) **

Killer Kowalski: Lou Thesz taught me how to shoot! He taught me how to take care of myself! Triple H... Boy he never made it. I hooked him. I hooked his leg, got him off me, and he could see the fire in my eyes and he was scared! I got up; we both got up. “You sunnovabitch!”, I said. When he came at me, I hit him. I hit him as hard as I could, right in the head. I knocked him out completely!

** excerpt from Grantland (8/23/13)**

HHH: People think they know, but they really don’t know any of the inner mechanics of what we do. Every now and then there’s something in there that will be right on, and I think that’s because talent put it out there. Talent hear things and that’s fine. We don’t really put much thought into it, to be quite honest. We just dislike when people ruin stuff for fans. It’s like telling kids Santa Claus is fake. Why do it? It doesn’t benefit anybody other than the ego of the person who put it out there. I never understood that. Why would you tell people what’s going on? Isn’t that the whole point of what we do, to keep them on the edge of their seats? I mean, yeah, we see where the Internet is going. We’re giving fans more access now and doing shows like Total Divas. But I laugh, like, when writers say “Oh, CM Punk laid the pipe bomb and lifted the fourth wall in a promo.”33 So let me get this straight, you think we put him out on TV, he broke fucking everything we were supposed to do, and then sat down Indian-style and started blistering everybody, and we didn’t think Let’s take him off the air? If that would’ve been a shoot, it would've been off the air the second he started.

HHH (2013) versus KILLER KOWALSKI (1973)

** Hell in a Cell **

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Gordon Solie: This is years and years of pent-up frustration boiling over into bloody violence! These men are trying to *kill* each other!

Matt Striker: Killer Kowalski has bristled under Commissioner HHH's rule, but the arrival of Illuminati crown jewel Ric Flair is the straw that broke the camels back.

Gory, violent, stiff and heartless. 2nd pedigree (this one on a steel chair) finally ended Kowalski's run - perhaps forever, in BCCW. While there aren't too many fans shedding a tear over the "Most Hated Mash-Up Wrestler of the Year 2013", we may be on the cusp of an even greater evil now that the last dissident to Commissioner HHH's reign has been disposed of...

Winner: HHH

** CUT TO PROMOS **

John Cena: The Champ is here!

Ric Flair: To be the man you gotta BEAT the man! WHOOOO! I'm the man!

** CUT TO VIDEO RECAP **

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** BCCW Heavyweight versus WWE Championship **
(Title for Title!)

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The bell rings and they get in each others face, jawing away. Cena pushes Flair away, and the “Real WWE Champions” Ric Flair comes back with some kicks, punches and chops (WHOOOOO!) They exchange wrestling holds (arm bars/headlocks/etc) while the crowd gets its duel chants on (“LET’S GO CENA!” / “CENA SUCKS!”) Cena with a drop toe hold on Flair and mocks the Flair strut. Ric exit’s the ring to confer with his bodyguard Arn Anderson. Back in the ring, Flair grabs the headlock again. Cena picks him up and tries to hurl him, but Flair holds on and drags the headlock to the mat. Cena with a shoulder block on Flair and drops down into his OWN side headlock. Cena with a slam but he only gets 2. Cena sends Flair into the ropes, but Flair holds on and escapes to ringside again. Fans are being driven into a frenzy. So Cena follows him and the brawl begins! Through the 1st row! Into the fans! Arn Anderson gets back dropped over the security railing!

Flair takes over with a low blow and drives Cena’s face into the buckles, yelling out “Nobody takes my spot!”. Cena responds with his own chops and elbows, but winds up getting reversed into the steel ring steps at ringside. Cena comes up favoring his left knee and Flair goes to WORK. Classic breakdown of a body part as Flair squeezes out a few near falls and submission attempts. Cena gets his foot on the bottom rope to break one up, and starts the comeback. Shoulder tackles. Spinning slam. Five knuckle shuffle! (crowd partially booed that). But when Cena goes for the AAFU, his bad knee buckles and he collapses. Flair with a suplex into a bridge that results in a two count. Flair then kicks Cena in the face when he stands over him, and they start exchanging right hands. Cena gets the better of Flair with strikes and chops. But Flair strikes with another low blow. But when he goes for to scoop Cena off the mat, he gets rolled into a suprirse small package! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! CENA PINS FLAIR! Shocker! Even Flair is dumbfounded!

Winner (and STILL BCCW HW champion): JOHN CENA

After the match, the Illuminati get their heat back when Flair & Anderson double-team Cena… and none other than WORLD CHAMPION Hollywood Hogan puts the capper on the night with his final appearance. Together, the Illuminati dismantle John Cena and Hogan finishes by spray painting “Illuminati” on Cena’s back! Illuminati for life, bitches!!

The Illuminati of Fantasy Wrestling is still stronger than ever.

** FADE OUT **

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OUTRO

Happy New Year!

Happy birthday!

Happy Valentines Day!

Happy Winter Olympics!

Happy NBA All-Star Weekend!!!

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