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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 18, 2013 10:17:22 GMT -5
Coming soon - the next big BCCW special:
BCCW TV Episode #24: Slaughtahouse Stampede III!!** 20-Man Slaughtahouse Stampede Match!! ** (Winner receives BCCW Heavyweight Title shot!) Featuring: Bully Ray (2013) Crusher Casey (1942) Dean Ambrose (2015) Sabu (1997) Dusty Rhodes (1988) Sheamus (2012) Rikishi (2000) The Fabulous Freebirds (1991) "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka from the WWE (1983) Rob Van Dam (2013) John Morrison (2010) Mike Awesome (2000) Phil "Gunner" Shatter (2014) Kofi Kingston (2009) Big John Studd (1984) Kenny Dykstra (2008) ** and many more!! **
** BCCW Television Title ** Ryback (2015) © vs Goldberg (1998) (No Count-Out, No DQ, ANYTHING GOES Match)
Alberto Del Rio (2013) vs Mil Mascaras (1973) ("Lucha por el Respeto" Match)
** Woman's Championship ** Mildred Burke © versus Eve Torres Gracie (Mud Pit Match)
Bruno Sammartino vs Rhino (Heavyweight Grudge Match)
** BCCW 6-Man Titles ** Insiders vs Wild Samoans © w/ Buddy Rogers
** BCCW Flyweight Title ** Chris Sabin (2013) © vs Low-Ki (2003) (w/ special referee GUS SONNENBERG)
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Post by MadStepDad on Sept 18, 2013 10:23:58 GMT -5
I AM A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERI am a professional wrestler. A World Champion wrestler! I am tough, I play rough. Money is my bread; I want to get ahead. I could give you a clothesline, Which would make me feel just fine. I do it all - just for love. ** Killer Kowalski ** ** BCCW has 6 recognized championships ** Heavyweight (225 lbs +) Middleweight (205 lbs +) Flyweight (under 200 lbs) Television title (catch weight) 6-Man Tag Team titles World Woman’s championship** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. ** ** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). ** ** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. ** Tonight is SLAUGHTAHOUSE STAMPEDE 3!!!Now Airing live #INTHEBEAN:** THIS IS BCCW!! **** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM ** Gordon Solie & Matt StrikerLights! Pyro! Loud music and a rocking crowd! This is fight-fiction from the Bean Pot! This is BROKEN CITY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING and this is Slaughtahouse Stampede 3!!!
TONIGHT!
20 Contenders from the world of fantasy wrestling come together in brutal combat for a mere SHOT @ Killer Kowalski (1972)'s Heavyweight championship! Meanwhile, the specter of a "WWE Invasion" hangs over the entire event like ominous thunder clouds! This is a very special 3-hour BCCW TV Special titled "Slaughtahouse Stampede 3". More than likely, this is your 1st exposure to BCCW or perhaps you followed since the free "Heatwave" special last month. Either way, the stars, talent & management of BCCW strive to give you the whole picture in one TV-sized morsel. So indulge your favorite wrestling viewing habits, log-on to your 2nd screen experience & enjoy the epitome of Fantasy Wrestling today... BCCW! BCCW! BCCW!Opening Video Montage (with the winner of the Stampede receiving a HW title shot against Killer Kowalski!) "I am a professional wrestler, A World Champion wrestler! You fans are great; You love and hate. Take sides - boo or cheer; But it’s ME you always fear. I make the people wild; I get them all up-riled. Some people call me crazy, Bust I sure as hell ain’t lazy. I do it all - just for love" ** Killer Kowalski **** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________ALBERTO DEL RIO (2013) w/ Ricardo Rodriguez vs MIL MASCARAS (1973) ("Lucha por el Respeto" Match)** Middleweight Bout ** versus w/ "Fantasy Wrestling Through Time" video recap of the historic Del Rio/Mascaras rivalry/union/rivalry-again. This is a deeply personal blood feud that spans generations but shares only one lineage. Commentators recap Del Rio's recent rampage (including the maiming of 2 Von Erich brothers *AND* taking out Hulk Hogan 1989 in a sneak-attack on WWE TV!). Meanwhile, ADR's uncle Mil Mascaras has been deeply wounded by what he considers to be a "betrayal" of their family honor & heritage. Mil Mascaras is a BCCW Main-Eventer since Day #1 and he vows to teach his wayward nephew a lesson in "respeto". Del Rio vs Mascaras (Chapter 1)Del Rio Mascaras (Chapter 2)The trilogy of matches ends tonight @ "Slaughtahouse Stampede 3" after Mil Mascaras rolls up ADR for a flash pin (following miscommunication w/ Ricardo @ ringside). That, and the fact we couldn't get Mascaras to do the job tonight - not even for his own nephew (we're lucky he sold the arm enough to make ADR a threat). Winner: MIL MASCARASSo the "winner" is Mil Mascaras, but like Hogan vs HBK at Summerslam 2005, everybody knows who the real *winner* is. The big story comes post match when ADR takes his ruthless aggression out on Ricardo Rodriguez (1st) and then finishes his uncle off for good (2nd) with his armbreaker submission when he tries to rescue Ricardo. So Del Rio instantly regains his heat as the ruthless Scarface of fantasy wrestling who isn't above snuffing his own la familia to send a statement.Alberto Del Rio takes out two Mexican cousins like Leonel and Marco Salamanca! Another legend slain by the ruthless Aristocrat! ** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** ** Backstage Interlude ** (BCCW Heavyweight champion Killer Kowalski speaks:)I am a professional wrestler, A World Champion wrestler! I would grab you with a claw hold, And the pain will make you fold. I could put you in a head lock, Then it’s time for you to drop. Another is a sleeper; When you’ll meet the Grim Reaper. I could drop-kick you in the face, Which would get you out of pace. I do it all - just for love. ** Killer Kowalski **** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________** BCCW Television Title **RYBACK (2015) © versus GOLDBERG (1998) (No Count-out No DQ ANYTHING GOES match) versus Ryback vs Goldberg (from HEATWAVE)This seems likes a superfluous fantasy wrestling match-up. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Factor in some backstage shenanigans (like the rumors of this being Goldberg's last match, and the emergence of "Cryback"), an-already inebriated & rowdy Boston-area "smaht crowd", with a couple of bad attitudes and you get the results of this match. The home crowd taunts both men unmercifully, and seems to completely throw them off their game. They don't even lock up for what seems an eternity, as if they are unsure what is supposed to happen next. Even the "Anything Goes" stipulation is used sparingly, with a few weak chair spots sufficing. Fans rain chants from "Boooooring!" to "U SOLD OUT!" to "we want tables!" upon the two men. They even start chanting "MACHO MAN!" for some reason. Goldberg kicks out of the shellshock (to boos). Ryback reverses out of a jackhammer attempt (crowd boos). When Ryback resorts to an unseen lowblow and cheap roll-up (with the tights), fans finally cheer (that it's over). Goldberg is pissed but doesn't even seek revenge. He angrily storms backstage, shoving off fans hands/signs & even having a brief shouting match with one rowdy fan. Ryback retains his precious TV title, but at what cost? And how will bookers & upper management react to his title reign now? Only the fans can decide!!Winner (and STILL BCCW Television champion): RYBACK ** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** ** Backstage Interlude **President Paul Bowser addresses the BCCW fans & Mash-Up Wrestling universeBCCW President Paul Bowser gives a speech from the cozy confines of his office (surrounded by posters & signs advertising "BCCW presents Halloween in Hell (Oct 31st)". Bowser speaks congenially about having *no ill will* towards anybody in the fantasy wrestling hemisphere and wishing everybody the best. Though he is businessman-vague & obtuse, all "smarks" and Mash-Up Wrestling fans know Bowser is referring to the dangerous attention BCCW has garnered from WWE (akin to Al Capone locating your corner distillery). Bowser wants no trouble, and is instead busy at work promoting the next big BCCW endeavor. That event will be cordially introduced later tonight by Commissioner Muldoon on behalf of the company. In the meantime, President Bowser is proud to announce fantasy-wrestling WORLD champion JOHN CENA (2013) will be appearing LIVE on BCCW TV in the upcoming weeks! President Bowser wishes all the combatants luck tonight in the Stampede match, and thanks the fans for viewing! Stay tuned for more info on the next big BCCW production later!!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Titles **INSIDERS versus WILD SAMOANS © (w/ Buddy Rogers) versus w/ By the time Insiders make their entrance, the crowd is ready to cheer for anything. Even the "cool bad guys". Miz & co. revel in their smark gratitude but retain their heel-devilishness. Miz opens with a mic-monologue that seems to celebrate the "smaht" fans, while calling out Buddy Rogers for his esoteric reverse-NWO talk. Cue the tribal theme song of BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion Wild Samoans and we're off to the races. Buddy Rogers has guaranteed the 6-man tag titles will be taken to another level tonight! And he's right... when it is quickly revealed to be a giant set-up all along. The ravenous & untamed Wild Samoans are led into the slaughter (against the great White Man with a thunderstick) in a battle they were never meant to finish. This is shades of Fuji/Demolition Survivor Series 1988. By the time the final destruction is wrought (Sika is pinned, with both he & Afa removed in near-shackles after being tasered & sedated) - and the Insiders & Buddy Rogers smirk to their grand reveal - the homecrowd responds with cheers!Winners (and NEW BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions): INSIDERS w/ "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers!!Post match, with Rogers spear-heading the monologue, the Insiders *completely* turn on the fans and their so-called "insider" knowledge. They rip the same fans who shit on Ryback/Goldberg, but cheered the Insiders reveal. By the time Rogers & co. piss on the fans for being marks & fools, they have the entire city of Boston booing them voraciously! "Match" was non-existent next to the post match fireworks. An off-the-chain Umaga made one last desperate lunge, but was systematically destroyed by the Insiders to put the exclamation point on their statement. With Insiders & Buddy Rogers posing & preening in the ring, they are bombarded with trash by the fans. WWE #1!! ** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** ** During the BCCW online "2nd screen experience" - you see Insiders inciting the fans into a near-riot, necessitating the rush entrance of BRUNO SAMMARTINO to quell the fans passionate emotions! Insiders get the hint & retreat backstage, surrounded by a shell of security & armed police officers. Bruno has the ring and grabs a mic, pausing for "BRUUU-NOOO!" chants... ** __________________________________________________________________________BRUNO SAMMARTINO vs RHINO (w/ T.O.X.I.C.)
** Heavyweight Grudge Match ** versus Bruno in the ring to start the segment, and he has some brief (but passionate) words about Boston fantasy wrestling that redirects the fans energy. Finally, we get the side-door entrance of TOXIC - that features Rhino with Aces & Eights (D-Von/Knuxx/Tomko) - but the fans (or Bruno) don't wait for more talk! WAR! This match is the heated, heavyweight slobber knocker of the evening (everything that Cryback vs Oldberg was *NOT*). Fulfills our “brawl through the crowd” portion of the show. Sprinkle in liberal usage of a nearby trashcan and some chairs. Back towards the entrance ramp, TOXIC henchman D-Von set up two tables for Rhino - but Bruno dodged the raging man beast, sending Rhino through his own double-stack of tables! Sammartino wound up briefly brawling with D-Von Dudley before pitching him off the stage as well. The other members of Aces & Eights couldn’t even get to Sammartino, because the ravenous throngs of pro-Bruno fans in the audience wouldn't let them pass! This is in sharp contrast to the earlier crowd reaction to Goldberg/Ryback. By the time Bruno dragged Rhino back to the ring (and the bell rang, officially signifying the “start” of the match) the whole duration had passed. “Match” was technically one of the shortest on the card, with Bruno picking up a huge win with an overhead suplex to Rhino through another table in the ring. 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Bruno has battered the Tribe of Xtreme, but as he makes abundantly clear in his post-match promo - Sammartino wants to get his hands on the TOXIC President himself BULLY RAY!Winner: BRUNO SAMMARTINO** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** ** Backstage Interlude **BCCW VP Sheldon GoldbergMadness & chaos is still swirling backstage after the Insiders/Buddy Rogers hoax. Was this an inside-sabatuage perpetuated by WWE?? Or another money-making coup by Rogers, who has the 6-man tag titles by the throat?? Meanwhile, BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon is busy dealing with the fallout so his "big announcement" RE: the next BCCW production will have to wait. But not before faithful backstage correspondent MSD catches up with VP Sheldon Goldberg (to find out what the heck is going *on* around here), who is steaming mad over the previous segment. BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg has some very harsh ("off the record") quotes for VINCE MCMAHON JR & WWE that are greeted with off-camera CHEERS by the listening live audience! If President Bowser is *too scared*, and Commissioner Muldoon *unable or unwilling* to respond then Sheldon Goldberg will make his own decree TONIGHT!! ** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________Definition of a Battle RapJC Ice Baby (circa 1997) bumrushes the ring for the highly-anticipated (by him) release of his scorching battle rap against ex-bandmate Heath Slater & his new Fabulous Freebirds posse. Behold the barz of death..."I am a professional wrestler, A World Champion wrestler! I will throw you with a slam You go down - “BAM, BAM, BAM!” All these actions I do play; I mold your body like it’s clay. If your body is all flab, I will flatten it into a slab. All the girls call me “Honey”, Cause they know I’m worth the money. I do it all - just for love!" ** (lyrics by Killer Kowalski)Thankfully JC Ice Baby's brash rendition is cut off *NOT* by the Fabulous Freebirds theme song as expected... but an entirely different entrance theme altogether. Ladies & gentleman, finally introducing to BCCW... DYNAMITE KID (1984)!!JC ICE BABY (1997) versus... DYNAMITE KID (1984)!! ** debut **** Flyweight Bout ** versus Winner: DYNAMITE KID** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** ** Backstage Interlude **
Heavy sounds of arguing & slamming stuff around can be heard behind President Bowser's closed office doors. Backstage correspondent MSD awaits word, but only gets the huffed exit of President Bowser himself - who roars "NO COMMENT" as he leaves to attend pressing business matters...** CUT TO RING ** __________________________________________________________________________** BCCW Flyweight Championship **LOW-KI (2003) versus CHRIS SABIN (2013) © versus ** special referee: GUS SONNENBERG **Video recap for the events preceding this match (with Sabin ultimately defeating Low-Ki for the FW championship @ Heatwave) gets you in the mood to see an old-school martial arts flick. Codes of honor, symbolism & kick-ass karate moves encompass this blood feud. Special ref (and ex-FW champion himself) GSon is the battle-scarred Shogun in the middle. Fans are enamored with the match from the start, and respond with dueling chants, raucous cheers & cries of "THIS IS AWESOME!" X-Division/Cruiserweight/K-1 all mixed into one. GSon does exactly as he proclaimed he would in the build-up to this match, and calls it right down the middle. His stern authority (and "don't fuck with me!" fist-shake) is enough to not only contain the combatants, but persuade outside members from interfering. At one point, GSon tosses LAX gangbangers (Homicide/Hernandez/Shelley Martinez) from ringside *AND* punches out stablemate BLKJeez when he dares trying to hop up on the apron to protest! Match continues unabated between these 2 world-class athletes. But towards the end, Chris Sabin tweaks his surgically repaired knee & suddenly it's a different story. Low-Ki (aka "Senshi" as duly-noted by more astute viewers, indicated by the small pocket of chants using that name) ruthlessly goes to work on Sabin's appendages until it becomes the story of the match. Chris Sabin will never give up, perhaps to his own detriment! He is risking permanent injury here at the hands of the deadly shooter Low-Ki!
Will GSon show mercy on Sabin and end this match?? (as he's reluctantly tempted to do at certain points, when the pain & torture becomes almost unbearable to witness - even for the live viewer) On commentary, they're almost calling for Sabin to tap or snap! GSon to his credit does *NOT* call for the bell, and gives Chris Sabin every opportunity to mount a comeback (like a good MMA judge would). But in the end, the damage is too severe & Chris Sabin succumbs to a dramatic Ki-Krusher for the finish. GSon is forced to deliver the emotional pinfall, with Low-Ki grilling him the entire time. Low-Ki is announced the new FW champion, though GSon does *not* hold his arm aloft in victory. Low-Ki practically snatches the Flyweight belt out of GSon's hands postmatch, and engages in a death-stare with the Golden Age legend (and former FW champion himself!) The tease of future battles yet to come!! Winner (and NEW BCCW Flyweight champion): LOW-KI** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________** Woman's Championship **MILDRED BURKE © versus EVE TORRES GRACIE
(Mud Pit Match) versus The highlights of this feud are summarized in video fashion, with Eve the catty & jealous Woman's Division president having it out for her star employee (undisputed & undefeated woman's champion Mildred Burke). Eve has trained MMA-hard in anticipation of this bout; almost finishing MBurke in their last match (see "BCCW presents Heatwave"). Instead, Eve was thrown for a loop when this match stipulation was handed down. Of all the derogatory & disrespectful things. Things were compounded further when Eve was stripped of her presidential position like a topless Bill Clinton. But MBurke just laughs and keeps it all in stride. Her lengthy experience in every aspect of female subjugation gives her the experience factor. When your wallow with the pigs, expect to get dirty. And MBurke makes that bitch squeal tonight in a giant tub of goo. Rowdy, drunk fans are in a sexist frenzy anyway so the sight of these two woman battling while slathered with mud is instant gratification. MBurke gets the fan-pleasing submission win, and rubs Eve's face in the mud for good measure! Titillation! And still Woman's champion! Winner (and STILL Woman's Champion): MILDRED BURKE** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** ** Backstage Interlude **
Series of brief vignettes & promos from participants in the upcoming match. Climaxes with a ruthless pep-talk from BCCW HW champion KILLER KOWALSKI himself to his ever-loyal troops. Tonight men will DIE... and I'm going to kill them!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________** Main Event **
SLAUGHTAHOUSE STAMPEDE MATCH!!Rules of the Match:(Traditional battle royal rules (top rope elimination, both feet must touch the floor) - with Royal Rumble entrances (drawn randomly before the bout). Contenders enter (in street clothes if they want) every 90 seconds. Weaponry is permitted)#1) RIKISHI (2000)(The festivities get started right with the titanic babyface appeal of Rikishi & his crowd-pleasing dance moves. Compound that with the hilarious two-step dance counter of his challenger and you've got a recipe for some "entertainment" with your "sportz"...)#2) SHEAMUS (2012)(The Pale Swordsman turns into House of Pain for a brief "Jump Around" with Rikishi, before turning on the seriousness and nearly spinning Rikishi 360 degrees with a huge clothesline. Fun & games are over - this is for a shot @ the BCCW HW championship... a title Sheamus lost to Killer Kowalski)#3) BUDDY ROBERTS(1/3rd of the "NEW" Fabulous Freebirds, Buddy Roberts comes surging into the ring full of bluster & vinegar... only to meet the combined dead-eye stare of Rikishi & Sheamus... and start singing a different tune! Suddenly Buddy Roberts is hilariously begging off and trying to form desperate alliances, before deciding to flee entirely. Even the baseball bat he brought with him is of no use. But Sheamus & Rikishi catch him before he can and a Bad Street Beatdown commences) #4) MIKE AWESOME (2000)(Crowd-pleasing big man has returned from injury suffered at the hands of his ex-TOXIC brethren, and now has his former camp in his sights. In the meantime, Mike Awesome reprises his fantasy battles with Sheamus & Rikishi in a quest to become the new #1 contender. Steel chair whacks for everybody, courtesy of Mike Awesome!)#5) SABU (1997)(TOXIC-member is technically a BCCW Flyweight, but Sabu is just crazy (& homicidal) enough to be considered a heavyweight contender. Here he immediately goes after the tallest oak in the ring when he takes it right to ex-stablemate Mike Awesome, and resumes the violent TOXIC-splinter war)#6) HEATH SLATER (2014)(1/3rd of the New Fabulous Freebirds, Heath Slater plays ping-pong ball for all the heavy hitters in this match, with each hit he takes getting a louder crowd response!)#7) TNA GUNNER (2014)(The former TNA & XPW Remixed Tag Team champion has resurfaced in BCCW as the muscle-bound back up for Mike Awesome in his war against TOXIC. Gunner goes right into action, blasting his opponents with reckless abandon)#8) JOHN MORRISON (2010)(On the opposite end of the spectrum, is the fan-favorite John Morrison. Full of pizazz, finesse & main-event aura he adds another layer of panache to this brutal battle. Plus, commentators recap his one lone match against Killer Kowalski before (when JMo was soundly defeated)#9) SUPERFLY JIMMY SNUKA (1983)(Taken at a snapshot of his feral, cocaine-frenzy highest - Superfly Snuka is a loose cannon - and wild card, courtesy of Buddy Rogers - who was unleashed upon the Slaughtahouse Stampede match with fiendish intentions. Commentators recap the WWE/Buddy Rogers/Insiders connection & swerve from earlier in the evening) #10) ROB VAN DAM (2006)(High-flying fan favorite rebuffed overtures from TOXIC to join their ranks, and has shared fantasy-wrestling history with many of the combatants. Except for Killer Kowalski, who RVD is just *wishing* he can take to the Xtreme...)** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** __________________________________________________________________________SLAUGHTAHOUSE STAMPEDE 3 (cont)...#11) KENNY DYKSTRA (2009)("Killer Kowalski-Guy" and BCCW Middleweight division standout, Kenny Dykstra snuck into this bout against the wishes of his mentor. But is Kenny only "trying to earn his stripes" and ultimately helping Kowalski *defend* his title?? Or does the MA-bred superstar on the rise have something more devious in mind...?)#12) DEAN AMBROSE (2014)(T.O.X.I.C. lieutenant & reigning Middleweight champion, Dean Ambrose has seemingly pledged allegiance to club president Bully Ray & his HW title chase... but nobody knows for sure where the shifty Shield members loyalties lie...)#13) KOFI KINGSTON (2009)(Kofi Kingston the Afro-Samurai "Wild Cat" has polished a narcissistic heel persona during his time in BCCW. He feels he has been severely undermined during his career, and seeks to ruthlessly avenge these perceived slights)#14) DUSTY RHODES (1988)(HUGE pop for his entrance (complete with tank top & cowboy boots). Veteran of the Bunkhouse-style, Dusty is nonetheless 0-1 in Slaughtahouse Stampede competition. Dusty was shades away from becoming BCCW HW champion @ Heatwave and hits the ring tonight with a series of house-cleaning Bionic Elbows!)We need to take our last commercial break, but stay tuned! The Slaughtahouse Stampede continues!!** CUT TO COMMERCIAL ** During the break, the following entrances occur on the BCCW Online 2nd screen experience...#15) MICHAEL HAYES (1991)(Last 1/3rd of the New Fabulous Freebirds, these guys are a buffoonish self-parody of aging rockstar holdovers. Michael talks a good game, and uses the heel of his cowboy boots very well, but is quickly overwhelmed by the rest of the ring) #16) ATSUSHI ONITA (2000)(FMW founder has long-standing, yet mysterious working relationship with BCCW management. His appearance tonight ratchets up the violent intensity of the match tremendously. Picture a Japanese-Sandman swinging a Kendo stick with deadly intentions)** We now return from commercial break **#17) BULLY RAY (2013)(TOXIC president makes good use of the handheld-steel chain he wields, using it to bloody up the foreheads of his opponents. A potential TOXIC vs Camp Killer Kowalski war is discussed on commentary between Solie & Striker, with each of them shuddering over the potential ramifications; likening it to Walter White vs Gus Fring)#18) STEVE "CRUSHER" CASEY (1942)(Ireland's Greatest Athlete has an axe to grind against TOXIC, bad country music & especially HW Champion Killer Kowalski, who Steve Casey can't wait to teach a lesson in Boston Strong. Crusher has a past Fallout Festival battle royal victory under his belt!)#19) KAMALA (1987) ** BCCW debut!! **(Boston Bad Boy Tony Rumble is back, this time with a merciless Warrior from deepest darkest Uganda!! Rumble unleashes his newest charge on the Stampede match, and Kamala breaks his wooden spear right over the back of Sheamus!) #20) BIG JOHN STUDD (1984)(The last entrant, and HW champion Killer Kowalski's ace-in-the-hole. The main "Kowalski-guy" has been assigned to patrol the Stampede & dictate the course of action - resulting in an easy title defense for the champ. Big John Studd claims to be king of the battle royal, and BCCW's only "true giant". He goes right to work by tossing out deadwood wrestlers)ORDER of ELIMINATION:1) Buddy Roberts (Sheamus & Rikishi) 2) Heath Slater (RVD) 3) TNA Gunner (Sheamus) 4) Rikishi (Mike Awesome/JMo/RVD) 5) John Morrison (from behind by Dean Ambrose) 6) Sabu (Mike Awesome powerbomb over the top rope through a ringside table!!) 7) Superfly Snuka (pushed over the top rope while tangling with RVD by Dean & Bully Ray) 8) RVD (pushed over the top rope while tangling with Superfly by Dean & Bully Ray) 9) Kofi Kingston (Dusty Rhodes) 10) Mike Awesome (Crusher Casey & Sheamus) 11) Michael Hayes (Dusty Rhodes/Crusher Casey/Sheamus) 12) Crusher Casey (Bully Ray & Dean Ambrose) 13) Atsushi Onita (Dusty Rhodes) 14) Kamala (Dusty Rhodes & Sheamus) 15) Dean Ambrose (Big John Studd & Kenny Dykstra... Bully Ray didn't rush to help Dean either) 16) Big John Studd (tangled with Sheamus for the sure elimination, when Kenny Dykstra *accidentally* knocked him over the top rope!) 17) Sheamus (Bully Ray) 18) Kenny Dykstra (Dusty Rhodes) 19) Bully Ray (Dusty Rhodes) 20) Dusty Rhodes **WINNER** Winner (and next #1 Contender): DUSTY RHODES (1988)!!Brutal, bloody victory for Dusty Rhodes - complete with *MONSTER POP* when he finally dumped Bully Ray over the top rope after a series of teases! But like Summerslam 2013, the main event victor barely gets a chance to soak in his victory before he gets chin-checked. In this case, it is the ominous entrance theme of KILLER KOWALSKI & his goons (Giant Bernard, Big John Studd & Slyck Wagner Brown) playing the role of spoiler. Kowalski's manager (and legal expert) Wild Red Berry is by his side. Dusty Rhodes is ready to fight them all right now (even if he can barely stand, and blood pours down his face)! But Killer Kowalski has different intentions... he singles out KENNY DYKSTRA (still lingering after his elimination) instead. Commentators flashback to all the violent ex-communications perpetrated by Kowalski upon stablemates he deemed "unworthy". Apparently, the gifted (yet stubborn) blue-chipper Kenny Dykstra fits that criteria. Crowd emotion surges as another massacre is about to unfold. But this time - Dusty Rhodes does what every noble-hearted fan is thinking, and comes to the rescue! Bionic elbow! Bionic elbow! Dusty zeroes in on Kowalski, but never gets the chance... instead Dusty is clobbered from behind by the Kendo stick-wielding Kenny Dykstra! Shades of Dusty Rhodes saving Ric Flair from the Russians, only to immediately fall victim to a 4 Horseman beatdown! Now the American Dream must relive that brutal awakening over & over again, as Kowalski & his men (including a newly-reaffirmed Kenny Dykstra) pound him OUT! Fans are booing hysterically and hurling trash into the ring. Killer Kowalski's manager (and legal expert) Wild Red Manager speaks: Red Berry - manager/legal adviser for camp Killer KowalskiApparently Killer Kowalski is bound to reciprocate said title shot - but the caveat being he does it on his own time. And that time is now. Commentators, fans & viewers collectively groan at the foreseen audacity. Sure enough, Berry & his ringside troops rustle up a referee - Killer Kowalski lines up a deadly knee to the temple - and a hurried 3-count ensures Dusty Rhodes immediate demise. That damn Killer Kowalski has done it again... ruined another title match & disgraced a great contender. Ring the damn bell & end this travesty! Winner (and STILL BCCW HW champion): KILLER KOWALSKI I was a professional wrestler, A World Champion wrestler! Time now marches on. Where have all the memories gone? Everything I did is in the past. But, here “I am” - at last. The legend is still living. My love, “I am” always giving. My star will always be - in the sky! Killer Kowalski “am I”. I DID IT ALL - JUST FOR LOVE.
** KILLER KOWALSKI **BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg appears, with minutes left in the broadcastFans think he is here to bring a swirl of justice to Kowalski's reign, but instead VP Sheldon Goldberg seems to silently condone it. Instead, Mr. Goldberg speaks positively about having such a strong formidable (and apparently unified) army to represent BCCW. As Heavyweight champion, Killer Kowalski is the face (and "claw") of BCCW. This will become very important right now, as BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg formally announces...October 27th Montreal, Canada BATTLEGROUND (Civil War)!!
BCCW versus WWE!!OMG WTF STAY TUNED IT'S GOING DOWN LIKE CANDLEWAX!! ** FADE OUT ** __________________________________________________________________________OUTRO"Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, 20 idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, 21 envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God."
Galatians 5:19-21October 31st 2013Another Halloween in HELLStay tuned. [end transmission] __________________________________________________________________________CREDITSKiller Kowalski poem & quotes from "Theater in a Squared Circle" by Jeff Archer (1999), and is a fun look at how seriously we can take the absurd and a universal love for the game that binds us all. I hope you enjoyed the show, and stay tuned for more exciting episodes from the entire Mash-Up Posse!! peace, MSD
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Post by somethingsavage on Feb 16, 2014 0:29:42 GMT -5
Well, Slaughtahouse Stampede 3 proved to be another supremely entertaining super-card offering from ya - just as I figured it would. Played out really well as an epic style event overall. I let your song selection of #INTHEBEAN set the tone as soundtrack o' the affair, and off we went...
Right away? Bonus points for your use of more Kowalski quotes. His poetry and direct verbiage definitely added a little something extra. On the surface, it was just neat sizzle along with our steak. Underneath that though, it was a clever method to add emphasis to the purpose of tonight's big battle royal. After all, the focus should be firmly placed across Killer's shoulders. So having his words interspersed throughout the course of the night was a cool touch.
The battle royal itself was handled really well. I liked that ya gave us some throwaway moments for sheer comedy. That's a staple in the Rumbles, and it really does a lot to liven up a battle royal - which could be seen as a bit of a chore as the first eliminations happen, with ongoing entrances still occurring. After all, everyone knows the drama lies in the final few moments anyway.
The note of Bully being dismissive & almost apathetic towards Dean's elimination could develop into something seriously compelling & intriguing as we progress. No rush to get there, mind ya - but it bares watching. It's one of those minor details that doesn't necessarily HAVE to mean more in order to mean something here, on this night.
Ya know, I realize you're gearing up for a big Bully Ray versus Bruno program - and I don't have to tell ya that I'm absolutely on board for that - but there could be some value in a possible Bully versus Bull of the Woods deal later on. I'd pay to see that. The promos alone would likely draw in the interest of even the most doubtful viewers. With your imagination, I could see some of those interviews being MONEY. End of story.
Moving on though, I liked what ya did here. Kept the heat with Kowalski yet again by having him plot, scheme, and slither away with the prize intact. Masterful move on your part, since Dusty isn't damaged a bit by the result. And the pseudo swerve on K-Dyke (then BY K-Dyke) was great. This one's only beginning to simmer. The boiling point is clearly coming at some juncture, but watching ya sprinkle in the ingredients bit by bit is where the real fun resides.
I think the Flyweight Title bout was the real sleeper smash-hit of the night for me. The way you portrayed Gus as the guest referee practically took a rivalry that looked ALL wrapped up & revived it, ten-fold. Nicely done. As far as the actual action goes, ya told a timeless story. Senshi (heh) looks more menacing than ever, after practically playing predator to Sabin's prey for the majority of their encounter. It was like watching a spider gnaw at & pick apart a still living, breathing insect in its web. Well done, sir.
I like the note about Berto being Scarface here. He's a shark in the waters, for sure - but I'm not convinced he's at the top of any particular mountain. I've grown to REALLY appreciate the guy's work in real life, but gotta be honest - there's truckloads of talent here. And a lot of my other personal favorites have ready-made, built-in pushes already under construction. I don't know where Del Rio fits in among all of them. Not saying you shouldn't pursue the push, because I'm honestly a fan thus far. Just don't know where he goes from here & if there's ultimately any room at the top. But hey. That's why we have the matches, right?
Round of applause for the way you portrayed the audience & manipulated the crowd responses here. Ryberg channeled BrockBerg from WM20 obviously, but it was a tremendous setup on your part to lead directly into the post-match deal with the Insiders. You orchestrated that whole chain of circumstances perfectly, I'd say. Goldberg's prima donna response to the crowd crapping all over his performance was right on target. I personally still believe Ryback to be totally salvageable. It's just a case of whether he can differentiate himself (and his persona) from the similar acts like Berg, Rhino, and others in this region.
The Insiders reveal was something I'd been waiting for, and ya left me reeling with it. The mic bombs, the trash-throwing tendencies of your crowd, and the Islanders getting a definitive beat-down definitely added to the ordeal for me. Rogers is icing. But that's not to downplay his importance or his role here. After all, the icing often makes the flavor of the cake. Either way, I can't wait to see what direction ya take next. The Insiders could be a vehicle for Miz, a rocket on Morgan's back, or simply just a device in the big crossover Civil War with the WWE. Not sure. But I'm stoked at what you've done with 'em thus far.
Oh, and more of the feral-like, cocaine-frenzied version of Snuka. Plz&thnxkbye.
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Post by Slade on Feb 16, 2014 0:31:36 GMT -5
Slaughtahouse Stampede III was a thoroughly enjoyable show. I liked it a lot more for the twists and turns and new plot developments more than anything else.
The rumble was great (as all rumble matches are), and it was booked with a very strong ending. Dusty Rhodes coming out on top was the right way to go. I like how Camp Kowalski has managed to maintain its positioning as the #1 heel faction in BCCW with its post Slaughtahouse match antics. The Kenny Dykstra double-swerve and the screwjob over Rhodes keep them in the top stop.
However, just because Camp Kowalski's main man is the Heavyweight Champion, doesn't make it the de facto #1 heel faction in BCCW. They are other very strong contenders in the field, with the likes of TOXIC and The Insiders milling around. Both remain very strong and I'd even argue that The Insiders are gaining a ton of momentum and making a strong push to better positioning on the card with their 6-man tag title win and by bringing "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers into the fold. They've become more intriguing to me than TOXIC - and that's quite a feet as I'm a huge mark for Bully Ray.
Finally, I'll note that I loved the booking of the big blowoff to the Goldberg/Ryback feud. I didn't see that coming at all. It's not surprising that you'd borrow liberally from the Goldberg/Lesnar Wrestlemania encounter for a match between these two and especially for Goldberg's final match for the company. It is just that I didn't think Goldberg's exit from BCCW was anywhere close to the horizon. I also appreciated that the fans chanted for the "Macho Man" a la Madison Square Garden's fans chanting for "Hogan". According to a story I read at Wrestlecrap, one guy who went to WMXX claimed to be dressed as Hogan and he was seated not very far from someone who went dressed like the Macho Man. They were so bored that they started cutting promos on each other and the Hogan lookalike tore his shirt off, which prompted the Hogan chant. There's probably very little of verifying whether the story is totally legit, but it sounds plausible. It'd be pretty funny if it was for real.
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Post by MadStepDad on Feb 16, 2014 21:55:57 GMT -5
I believe that 100%. To expound further, I attended TNA Slammiversary XI live this year from Boston and at one point during a lull in the show, there was a guy dressed like Macho Man making his way back to his floor side seat in a highly visible manner. So everybody started chanting for Macho Man and I think it even made the broadcast. That's what made me think to include that random chant in my show lol. Thanks for the kind words, this was a fun show to write.
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