Post by MadStepDad on Jun 6, 2013 10:24:25 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
** THIS IS THE "DEFINITION of a SUPERCARD" TOUR!!! **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE from Hartford CT:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Welcome back to BCCW TV! Home for the hottest fantasy-wrestling action in the Fight Fiction game! Fresh of the heels of "Return of the Scene of the Crime", a deathly pall has fallen over the championship scenes. The forces of evil and debauchery were triumphant in Los Angeles, but the Heroes of Light left in their wake will rise again. Just like BCCW! TONIGHT! The fallout from the PPV as we return to the East Coast on our "Definition of a Supercard Tour"! Similar to the Great American Bash or Survival of the Illest Tours, BCCW is barnstorming back home to Boston for the biggest event of the calender year: BiB3.
BCCW is going to teach you how to write a Fight Fiction classic... and it all begins tonight in HARTFORD CT with a traditionally STACKED card. Huge 20-Man Battle Royal... new BCCW Middleweight champion Dean Ambrose (2015) © in a rematch against Alberto Del Rio (2013)! BCCW Flyweight championship match between Low-Ki © & Paul London! PLUS! John Cena has promised a major "surprise" for WORLD CHAMPION Lou Thesz - a ghost from the champions past that will haunt his future! This is Mash-Up Wrestling and BCCW is the biggest show in the universe!
BEDLAM IN BOSTON 3
Coming in June!!
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KILLER ARMY: (Dirty Weaponry)
Killer Kowalski cashed in his MitB briefcase @ "Return to the Scene of the Crime". He is the new BCCW Heavyweight champion. His entourage includes Kenny Dykstra, Slyck Wagner Brown (w/ April Hunter), Giant Bernard - and the just-unmasked Executioner: BIG JOHN STUDD.
Thankfully, Kowalski's profound mission statement is interrupted by BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon (who is very popular with the fans in CT tonight). Kowalski rarely gets the credit he deserves for being more than a brute, yet he did take advantage of some little-known loopholes to bar former champion Sheamus from getting an immediate rematch (boooooo)... But Commissioner Muldoon is giving Sheamus a chance to earn his rematch tonight! (cheeeeeer!) In a "Lethal Lottery" Triple Threat match - with two opponents drawn desperately. The first is fan-voted - the 2nd opponent will be randomly drawn from the pool of contenders. Sheamus vs !?!? (determined by fan vote) vs !?!? (determined by random select)! Winner to face Killer Kowalski for the Heavyweight championship! Tonight in CT! (CHEEEEEEER!!!)
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** BCCW Middleweight Championship **
DEAN AMBROSE 2015 © (w/ Roman Reigns)
versus
ALBERTO DEL RIO 2013 (w/ Ricardo Rodriguez)
w/ versus w/
Video recap of the brilliant steel cage match @ "Return to the Scene of the Crime" when Dean Ambrose defeated champion ADR & Kevin Von Erich by revealing his new T.O.X.I.C. allegiance. Tonight - new BCCW MW champion Dean Ambrose (2015) is in the ring with his belt and T.O.X.I.C bodyguard (BCCW DEBUT!!) ROMAN REIGNS. Ambrose cuts a brief heel promo saying he didn't join T.O.X.I.C. because he needed to - but because he wanted to. At his core, Dean Ambrose is Xtreme and he proved that at the PPV by defeating two all-time fantasy legends to win the BCCW MW belt. Dean Ambrose's evil rant is answered by ALBERTO DEL RIO (face pop!) - who duels briefly on the mic before challenging him to a title rematch RIGHT HERE TONIGHT IN CT! (big pop!!!) Dean Ambrose is riled into accepting and we're on! Back from commercial break we get this match in it's entirety, a bout that headlined WWE Raw/Smackdown/PPV shows in 2014. Great match that ends when Dean Ambrose is about to spike ADR with his modified bulldog finisher, only to have Del Rio reverse into his armbreaker submission! But before Dean Ambrose can submit his title, bodyguard Roman Reigns runs into the ring to attack ADR and earn the DQ. But still BCCW MW champion: Dean Ambrose.
Winner (by DQ): ALBERTO DEL RIO
Postmatch Roman Reigns lays waste to Ricardo Rodriguez. With Dean Ambrose help, they are about to do the same to Alberto Del Rio... when KEVIN VON ERICH runs in the for the save! The fiery Texan legend takes it to Ambrose & Reigns... until the rest of T.O.X.I.C. make the gang run-in and beatdown (including Sabu w/ D-Von Dudley & Knuxx from Aces & Eights)!! 5-on-3 beatdown on the good guys! Dean Ambrose ends the segment by posing over his fallen foes bodies with his Middleweight championship!
When you're down with T.O.X.I.C. you never ride alone.
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
To the great chagrin of BCCW management - the German menace (and "Teuton Terror") HANS SCHMIDT wins the championship Lethal Lottery - and will compete in the Triple Threat #1 Contenders match tonight. He already has a win over Sheamus in BCCW cannon history (see BCCW TV Episode #6)
Sheamus vs Hans Schmidt vs (fans choice)
(Triple Threat #1 Contenders Match)
TONIGHT! Stay tuned!
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GORGEOUS GEORGE versus RHINO
** Heavyweight Bout **
versus
Segment is more widely-known as the "meltdown" - with the Human Orchid and his fight camp completely dissolving. The tuff-tawkin superstar agent Buddy Rogers - the flamboyant & egotistical primadonna Georgie - and the wise-cracking, pimp-slapping Human Tornado. Their hilarious UN-partnership is punctuated by the following impromptu squash - in which George desperately calls for back-up and flees - only to get GORED! GORED! GORED! Right through video wall of the entrance ramp! Huge cheer and "HOLY S***!" chants for that!
Winner: RHINO
This completes Rhino's run of Trilogy Gores on the countdown circuit. His GORE! against Chris Jericho made the "Best of Smackdown 10th anniversary countdown"... his GORE! that put Abyss through the wall was in TNA's Top 50 Moments countdown... and this very GORE! tonight against Gorgeous George in the BCCW arena will jumpstart the latest DVD/MP4/Blu-Ray disc endeavor: "The Top 50 Moments in Fantasy Wrestling". Brought to you by the only company with the deepest library of fantasy wrestling matches from the beginning of time - Mash Up Wrestling. Epic level. Coming soon.
On Blu-Ray/DVD or MP4... coming soon!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Arguments between Buddy Rogers & Human Tornado have spilled backstage. They lead to the Rogers becoming so infuriated he challenges Tornado to a fight! Nature Boy is coming back to the ring for one night only to put Human Tornado in his place! Next Fight Night!
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** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
LOW-KI © versus PAUL LONDON
versus
ROH-era clash flush with stiff workrate and dripping with violent revenge. It has recently been revealed Low-Ki was the man behind the mystery attack that left Paul London removed from the title scene in the first place. Low-Ki's stealth ninja attacks have earned him his 2nd FW title reign - but lost the respect of the fans. Match is a showcase for Low-Ki's "Rotten Wildaz" crew (including LAX & Julius Smokes) who help contribute to his victory tonight. Paul London and his ravaged Team 4:20 stable are still selling their beating to T.O.X.I.C. at the PPV. But Paul London never gave up, even as Low-Ki drilled him in the temple with a death kick for the pin.
Winner (and STILL BCCW FW champion): LOW-KI
Low-Ki surrounds himself with a violent wolfpack known as the "Rotten Wildaz" to ensure his Flyweight championship reign...
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Texas Tornado is revealed as the fans choice in the HW #1 Contender main event tonight. He gives a gracious acceptance and promises to do the Von Erich legacy proud in his quest for redemption (and a title rematch) against Lou Thesz...
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BACK IN BOSTON
(Throw dem 3's)
In the Mash-Up Wrestling universe, every organization plays host to a "signature event". An annual tradition in which each company pulls out all the stops to produce their biggest show. Starrcade, Wrestlemania, Rock the Bells, the Superbowl... and BiB.
Broken City Championship Wrestling presents BiB3 - the biggest event of the Fight Fiction calender year - coming this June. It was born Baptized in Blood in XPW remixed... "Papa Paul, the Greatest Showman since Barnum" (aka BCCW President Paul Bowser) ran "Bedlam in Boston," a weekly Bowser production taped in the WBZ-TV studios on Soldiers Field Road and aired on WISH Channel 38... RoH did "Bedlam in Beantown"... Whatever you think the initials stand for, "BiB" is the symbol of excellence in Fantasy Wrestling and the Fight Fiction game. For now you can just call it "BACK IN BOSTON". So throw dem 3's up for the hometown.
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** #1 Contenders Catch-weight Battle Royal **
(Winner earns title shot determined by his highest championship ranking and/or weight class)
ORDER of ELIMINATION:
CHASE DEL MONTE:
(Loud mouth arrogant heel and part of Tony Rumble's "Whack Pack" is comically eliminated after being cornered by Matt Morgan/Ryback/Goldberg and choosing to flee!)
ADORABLE ADRIAN ADONIS:
(The Crown Jewels stable may have disbanded (see "Return to the Scene of the Crime") but Adonis is still seconded by Mr Fabulous Tony Ulysses. He's eliminated by own ex-stablemate Elia Markopolous after trying to trick him! Adonis throws a mini-tantrum on the way back to the locker room with his life partner Ulysses)
COLONEL DEBEERS:
(Mil Mascaras spinning heel kick)
WILD RED BERRY:
(Goldberg)
GIANT BERNARD:
(Ryback)
ROCKSTAR KAOS:
(Kenny Dykstra)
MATT MORGAN:
(Motor City Machine Guns double-team)
ALEX SHELLEY:
(MIZ & Scott Hall)
TITUS O'NEIL:
(Goldberg)
LUDVIG BORGA:
(Goldberg & Mil Mascaras)
CHRIS SABIN:
(Ryback)
DAMIEN SANDOW:
(Mil Mascaras)
ELIA MARKOPOLOUS:
(The MIZ from behind)
DAMIEN DEMENTO:
(Goldberg)
KENNY DYKSTRA:
(Mil Mascaras)
MIL MASCARAS:
(Ryback from behind after Mascaras was trying to dump Scott Hall)
SCOTT HALL:
(Ryback meathook clothesline)
RYBACK & GOLDBERG:
(When these two finally came together face-to-face for the first time, the live crowd erupted like it's Royal Rumble 1990! All the months of "GOOOOOOLDBERG!" chants Ryback got during Goldberg's absence! The "FEED ME MORE!" stuff Goldberg was welcomed back by! It all comes down to tonight and this epic-level showdown... and we get a brief preview of the action to come. But in their titanic struggle, Goldberg/Ryback fall off balance just enough for MIZ - technically never eliminated - to sneak up from behind and roll them over the top rope!! They're both eliminated!)
Winner: THE MIZ!!
MIZ WINS! MIZ WINS! Post match, he has some harsh words for BCCW Commissioner Muldoon (see Return to the Scene of the Crime) who he blames for being the catalyst behind a conspiracy to see the Insiders fail. But now they once again hold an unspecified title shot! Because the Miz is AWEEESSOOOOOOOME!!!
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STREET DREAMS
Strangler Lewis & Lou Thesz start the segment ala Punk & Heyman 2012. Lewis cradles the WORLD championship in his hands and recites an impressive list of the champs accomplishments (he holds every record from title length, to amount of title defenses to year-end awards). He's beaten every name in fantasy wrestling. Including John Cena (video recap of Cena "quitting" at the Return to the Scene of the Crime PPV). This finally gives us Cena's big appearance in Hartford tonight, alongside BCCW President Paul Bowser, as they retort Strangler Lewis and his claims.
Sure enough, there is no vocal record of Cena saying "I Quit" - so Lewis fires back with legal claims he has filed RE: Cena putting his hands on the referee (Danny Davis). There is a stalemate, until President Paul Bowser reveals there is one Athletic Commission that will sanction a championship rematch: and it just happens to be in Boston, site of "BiB3" - the fantasy wrestling supercard of the generation. So on that date Cena will take on Thesz one more time for the WORLD championship, in what is being billed as "The Final Encounter"!!
Finally Thesz speaks and cuts a wicked promo on Cena. The game is fixed, Cena is the chosen one, but Thesz always gets his man. Because he's a true shooter who doesn't have to lay down for anybody. This erroneous challenge was no surprise to Lou Thesz - John Cena (he claims) is always getting preferential treatment. But Cena only laughs and cuts him off. The championship announcement is no surprise, as anybody with one eye could see the injustice perpetuated @ the PPV... no, the surprise Cena has tonight is a funky one indeed. A main event insurance policy that will prevent Strangler Lewis interference and let this issue be resolved man to man. Ladies & gentlemen, introducing to BCCW...
"The American Dream" DUSTY RHODES (1985)!!!
DUSTY RHODES (as penned by MSD): Well, well, well daddy... ain't this a precious thang. Lou Thesz & the WORLD championship of fantasy wrestling. What a sight. You living the high life now, ooowee! But let me tell you something baby, I come from a great land called the NWA - where decent hardworking folk can still make a living!
STRANGLER LEWIS: We know, Dust. Last time Thesz was in Canada with the NWA he beat your paper champion in the center of the ring and took home the belt (heh heh). Why do you think this crown feels so heavy?
DUSTY RHODES: I know what you did, I saw it with my own eyes. You killed the territory. Cut the balls right off. They can't take a stand against you and your Administration of Terror because they *fear* you. They fear you'll ostracize them - shun them... yeah yeah, you bad. You bad. They fear you'll cut them off from the only way of life they know. But let me tell you something, daddy. I'd much rather have the *RESPECT* than the *FEAR* because it lasts longer! That's why the Dream is here tonight in Hartford CT (big POP!!!) live and in HD, baybee! Because the American Dream ain't scared of you! I ain't afraid to speak for all my people on lockdown! All my people trapped under your oppressive shadow! Dusty Rhodes fears no man, and I'm here in BCCW... finally... to right a tremendous wrong...
LOU THESZ ©: Give me a break, Dusty. You come in here full of bluster & blubber, just like every other time you came storming in here - only to fall short and lose whatever trinket claim to a championship you happened to have on you that day. What are you going to do now? Special ringside enforcer @ BiB3? Guest referee? What's it gonna be, big guy?
DUSTY RHODES (smiles, before stepping directly into Strangler Lewis' face to aggressively threaten him):
I came here to challenge you to a fight @ BiB3!!!
(big POP!!!)
Surprise! The gauntlet is down in Hartford CT, leaving Strangler Lewis and the champ little recourse but to accept it - or have it hang forever around their neck like an albatross! BCCW President Paul Bowser is on the scene loving every minute of their babyface manipulation, and is quick to make the decree official! Alongside the Thesz/Cena FINAL ENCOUNTER... in Double Main Event action... the American Dream Dusty Rhodes (1985) versus Strangler Lewis (1935)! Xtreme Grudge Match! Big Dust promises somebody is going to Bleed in Boston!!!
Thesz vs Cena!!
and now RHODES vs STRANGLER!!
BiB3 just got even bigger with this landmark fight announcement! Finally the truth can be told! ATTICA! ATTICA! FREE MY PEOPLE!!
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** #1 Contender Match **
SHEAMUS (2012) vs HANS SCHMIDT (1950) vs TEXAS TORNADO (1990)
** Heavyweight Triple Threat Match **
versus versus
Winner: SHEAMUS
But the postmatch beatdown by Killer Kowalski and his cronies is so heinous - so vicious - so brutal - it takes all the shine from Sheamus' impressive victory. Sole purpose of the segment is to put over Kowalski's brutal crime wave and steadfastly loyal stable. First they exterminate Hans Schmidt to make sure there is no question where their allegiances lay (with themselves as sole heel franchise of BCCW). Then they take an excruciating amount of time to dismantle Texas Tornado limb by limb (all while Sheamus has been stomped invalid and handcuffed to the ring ropes forced to watch). Giant Bernard chokebombs. Kenny Dykstra flying legdrops. Killer Kowalski runs Tornado over with the BCCW HW belt, splitting him open and staining the belt with the last of the Von Erich legacy. Finally the bad guys turn their attention to Sheamus. Kowalski runs him down with the belt too, and celebrates over his fallen body (stained with crimson) by raising the BCCW HW belt high in the air. Killer Kowalski is holding the Heavyweight division hostage - and his victory march will take him back to Boston where he will slay the Irish infidel on his own bloodland!!!
Killer Kowalski is the tyrannical & bloodthirsty new BCCW HW champion! With his obedient stable of trained mercenaries he will rule the Heavyweight landscape!
Lou Thesz will defend the WORLD championship against John Cena in their FINAL ENCOUNTER @ BiB3!
PLUS!
"The American Dream" DUSTY RHODES IS IN BCCW! He will meet Strangler Lewis in an epic-level Dream Match clash!!
And BCCW has compiled over 400000 hours of fantasy wrestling footage to bring the definitive TOP 50 MOMENTS IN FANTASY WRESTLING HISTORY! Coming soon on Blu-Ray, DVD & MP4!!!
Stay tuned!!
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OUTRO
Tonight's Episode sponsored by the adiZero Boston 3 by Adidas
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Mash-Up Wrestling & BCCW proudly presents...
THE PPV SUPER-CARD OF THIS GENERATION.
** WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP **
Lou Thesz (1955) © versus JOHN CENA (2013)
(The Final Showdown)
Dusty Rhodes (BCCW DEBUT!!) versus Strangler Lewis
(Xtreme Grudge Match)
** BCCW HW championship **
Killer Kowalski © versus Sheamus (2012)