Post by MadStepDad on May 17, 2013 10:20:35 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). Tonight it is RYBACK vs UMAGA in a Heavyweight clash!! **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you from California State:
** THIS IS BCCW!!**
"The power of the goddess, having indeed been manifested in previous times, has been abundantly revealed in the present generation. In the midst of the rushing waters it happened that, when there was a hurricane, suddenly a divine lantern was seen shining at the masthead, and as soon as that miraculous light appeared the danger was appeased, so that even in the peril of capsizing one felt reassured and that there was no cause for fear...."
-- Admiral Zheng He (Ming China, 15th century)
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
BCCW is the St Elmo's Fire of Fantasy Wrestling - a rare phenomenon known to bring great luck (or catastrophic misfortune). It is regarded by some with religious awe. A strange disturbance in the Force - the air literally alive with electricity. Enough to interfere with compass readings and jam GPS signals. There is only one place you can find an energy this pure... inside the realm of Mash-Up Wrestling!
BCCW presents: RETURN TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME!!
Coming end of May!
** CUT TO RING **
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MILDRED BURKE © versus TAMINA versus COMBAT TOYODA
** Woman’s Triple Threat **
versus versus
When I care, then I find there is no one there. BCCW Woman's Div Prez Eve Torres Gracie snuck champion Mildred Burke into this match with little advanced billing. Eve pitted Burke against the tandem "Faces of Terror" featuring T.O.X.I.C. moll Tamina and FMW assassin "Mother-in-Law" Combat Toyoda (once guilty of kidnapping MSD in XPW Remixed). The monster divas batter Burke at will, but the champ has the heart of a lioness. She withstands the assault until the bad guys ultimately self-destruct. When Tamina & Toyoda forgo alliance to start exchanging forearm shivers, Mildred Burke finds her groove. In the end, Burke catches Combat in a victory roll counter for the pin. 1!.. 2!.. 3! Mildred Burke earns the victory! But that doesn't stop Mother in Law & Tamina from going postal on Burke postmatch, and pulverizing her with their finishing moves without a referee in sight to pull them off.
"Winner": MILDRED BURKE
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SAMI CALLIHAN versus SLYCK WAGNER BROWN (debut!!) w/ Alexxis Nevaeh
** BCCW Middleweight Bout **
vs. w/
This is Slyck Wagner Brown ("SWB" for short) and his BCCW debut. He is a "Killer Kowalski" guy and one of the MitB winners most prized new pupils. SWB joins Kenny Dykstra & Giant Bernard in Kowalski's new-look stable, alongside SWB's (unwilling) valet for the night ALEXXIS NEVAEH. She seems slighted to be put into a subservient role, and rolls her eyes in an unimpressed manner. "New Horror" Sami Callihan takes advantage of SWB's cocky, million-dollar athlete (think WWE-era MVP) entitlement - along with Alexxis' complete disinterest in being a ring second - to outwit SWB and earn the win with his Stretch Muffler submission! Alexxis couldn't (or wouldn't) get SWB to the ropes in time and he was forced to submit! Sami Callihan post match promo while SWB & Alexxis angrily break up. Werewolf split! When the moon's full, I howl at it!!
Winner: SAMI CALLIHAN
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Mystery Unraveled...
BCCW Flyweight champion Gus Sonnenberg is out like a tearful Dave Batista in 2005 to relinquish his championship due to injury technicality. But before he does, and the title goes *BACK* around the waist of Low-Ki, BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon just has a few questions for Low-Ki... and the more Muldoon interrogates him, we slowly come to the realization that it was LOW-KI who masterminded the attack upon GSon on the LA streets (see BCCW TV Episode #14)! Low-Ki's "death b4 dishonor" code is a facade! A fraud to mask his true face of evil! But not only that, William Muldoon accuses Low-Ki of also perpetrating the hit upon Paul London that netted him the FW title in the first place! (see Fallout Festival 3)!!
Explosive accusations! When Muldoon is about to release his proof, Low-Ki finally snaps and goes after him! An injured GSon tries to heroically intervene, but gets kicked half-to-death by a remorseless & violent Low-Ki! Before the madman can cripple GSon permanently, he's run off by Paul London! Followed by Team 4:20! The building is going crazy as the ramifications of Low-Ki's actions sink in! It was Low-Ki all along! Everybody is trying to get a piece of Low-Ki when all hell breaks loose... Team 4:20 is jawing with belligerent fans at ringside... flashback to ROH 1st Anniversary show in 2003 - suddenly a WALL of hoods & thugs jump the guardrail and full-fledged RIOT ensues!
Featuring LAX (Homicide & Hernadez!) Julius Smokes! Madness & Insanity! Fire marshals threaten to shut the show down! Oh my, cut to commercial we've got a riot on our hands!!
Low-Ki has revealed his true evil colors!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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CROWN JEWELS vs. PRIME TIME PLAYAZ
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team bout **
versus
w/
Winner: PRIME TIME PLAYAZ
Elia Markoupolos has been desperately hitting on Trish Stratus, despite his... um... "strange bedfellows" tag team partners. But Trish keeps turning him down, and after tonight's loss the Crown Jewels blame her. They ominously threaten to "repay her the favor" next week on Fight Night when Trish Stratus takes on MISCHIF!!
Trish Stratus vs MisChif
(Next BCCW Fight Night!!)
Stay tuned!
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JOHN MORRISON vs. DAMIEN SANDOW vs. SABU vs. MIL MASCARAS
** Middleweight Fatal 4-Way **
vs. vs. vs.
Daring and creative 4-way encounter, won by the fan favorite who received the loudest hometown pop (even louder than the Mexican population cheering for Mascaras)...
Winner: JOHN MORRISON
** CUT **
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RYBACK vs. UMAGA
** Heavyweight Match **
versus
Wild Samoans are just on a violent, uncensored crime spree. Afa & Sika were even spotted eating raw fish out of the garbage by catering! There's nobody to corral the savage instincts of the Samoans, thus they suffer. Umaga is a dangerous threat - and this is a true fantasy match in all it's brutal glory - but in the end his recklessness is his undoing. In an *amazing* feat of strength, Ryback gets Umaga up on his shoulders and SLAMS him with a Shellshock for the finish! Ryback continues to receive muted "GOOOOLDBERG!" chants but wins everybody over with the strong finish. Much like the currently-injured BCCW TV champion Goldberg - Ryback has quickly amassed an impressive winning streak... Feed me more.
Winner: RYBACK
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OUTRO
We Get High.