Post by MadStepDad on Apr 20, 2013 11:36:11 GMT -5
** WARNING **
Contains topics or photos that some viewers may find offensive or disturbing. Potentially "Not Safe For Work" (NSFW) - please proceed with caution. Parental discretion iz strongly advised.
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). But tonight, it is a special-episode celebration of 4:20!! Where EVERYBODY is invited without fear or trepidation! Indulge, or abstain - but at least the choice is YOURS to make **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you from an undisclosed location:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Smell that in the air? It is the aroma of FREEDOM. The scent of peace, prosperity and bountiful harvest. A new land unfolding before your very eyes, and tingling your senses. Who will help me tame this wild new frontier? A place where you are FREE to be. Freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of the press. But more importantly - the right to assemble and petition the government to ensure JUSTICE. The sacred plant is but a symbol of this newfound utopia - and BCCW raises the flag high into the air for all to see - and proudly declares: Happy 4:20! Let freedom ring!!
TONIGHT! The road to Night of Champions III takes a dank detour into the corridors of Emerald Triangle! New #1 Contender for the WORLD championship - ROB VAN DAM - is in the building tonight! We have a set of #1 contender matches as bloodline rivals Uso's & Wild Samoans clash in BCCW 6-Man action - and Flyweight sensation Gus Sonnenberg takes on ex-champion SABU! PLUS! Woman's triple threat, The FIRM and enough HYDRO PLANT to power the entire eastern seaboard! This is BCCW! Event Horizon approaches!!
** CUT TO RING **
__________________________________________________________________________
Happy 4:20!!
Hosted by perennial fan favorite JCW (and XPW Remixed) veteran WEEDMAN.
Welcome #1 Contender ROB VAN!
ROB VAN DAM: I am very familiar with HIGH TIMES Magazine, and furthermore was proud when I was mentioned in the Hemp 100! As for now, my clocks are all frozen. It’s 4:20 here, time to work on one of my amazing skills… sssssmmmmmoooookkkkkiiiiinnnnn!”
Van Dam then gives me the lowdown on his slogan, “Rob Van Dam 420.” Being a big-time burner, he always wore 420 t-shirts to the arena, and explained the 420 thing (in short, “It’s smokin’ time!”) to the other ECW athletes who were always asking him “What does 4:20 mean, anyway?” So when ECW’s t-shirt designers came up with a new Van Dam t-shirt, they put a few of Rob’s favorite things on: “420” and some yin-yang symbols. When TV commercials started plugging the t-shirt, ECW’s pot-smoking fans put 4 + 20 together, and the “Rob smokes pot!” chant began. A few months later, he took it a step further when he announced during a TV interview that “Rob Van Dam 420 means ‘I just smoked your ass!’” (This is Rob’s takeoff on the WWF’s most popular wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin, whose slogan is “Austin 3:16 means I just whupped your ass!”) Now everywhere Rob goes fans offer him free weed. He explains, “While I’m walking from my car to the building, the fans say, ‘Rob! I got some herb! Wanna smoke some herb?’ And definitely I hear it when I walk into the ring—the fans hold up signs ‘RVD 420’ and they’ll chant ‘Rob smokes pot!’ or ‘Let’s smoke pot!’”
ROB VAN DAM: “I have a the symbol of the Yin and the Yang on me at all times. I wear it in my earring, I have it airbrushed on my wrestling outfit. Part of achieving inner peace is solving all your problems. I look at each problem as a stick that’s stuck in my stream of yin and yang. Like, if I get in a car accident, and I’m OK, I can just look at it and be Zenful and say, ‘Like wow, that kind of sucked.’ I realize that it sucked, so I’m going to say that the car accident is a negative thing. OK, then there’s no reason to get all emotional about it. There’s no reason to beat up the other driver, there’s no need to scream, there’s no reason to pound my fist. This comes from my comfort with Zen.”
Rob Van Dam is going to Night of Champions III where he promises to "smoke Thesz's ass like grass"! Big pop!
But the FIRM - Berry/Sandow/David Otunga - interrupt to rain on our parade. Despite local and State ruling - the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT always get the final say... and the FIRM subtly alludes to the Illuminati being that type of Federal force in fantasy wrestling. The FIRM also has some legal threats for BCCW Middleweight champion Alberto Del Rio (for striking Berry with an enziguri while he was on the safety of the ring apron - see BCCW TV Episode #12)... that signals for the Mexican aristocrat to make his grand entrance!
ADR continues his "born in Mexico but made in America" shtick, and celebrates the freedom America brings. While he may not be part of "that scene", ADR certainly believes in the freedom of choice - and claims the FIRM are no better than fascist dictators! When Berry & crew have the audacity to disparage Ricardo Rodriguez and sarcastically *wink* @ ADR (as Del Rio did when he was he was a heel) - Berry is met with a lightning fast superkick in return! BAM! Berry goes down! Crowd cheers! Confrontation seems eminent, until the last sheriff of this Wild West Town enters:
William Muldoon
It takes BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon to finally settle things with a decree: 6-Man Tag Team Action in the main event tonight... RVD/Weedman/Alberto Del Rio versus the FIRM. If Wild Red Berrys team wins, then he will receive a Middleweight Title shot @ NoCIII! But if the FIRM loses (again), Wild Red Berry is *BARRED* from receiving any future title shots! Oh my the stakes have been raised considerably! 6-Man All Star Main Event match TONIGHT! Stay tuned!
RVD/Weedman/ADR vs the FIRM
** TONIGHT!!
** CUT TO RING **
__________________________________________________________________________
1 Contenders Match
WILD SAMOANS versus USO’s
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
vs.
Incredibly stiff, brutal slobber knocker unfortunately marred by a pair of incidents at the end. First - Aces & Eights (D-Von, Brian Fury & Tomko) interfered to assault 6-man rivals Uso's, which allowed Wild Samoan Umaga to unwittingly pick up the tainted pin with a Samoan Spike on Jey Uso.
Winners: WILD SAMOANS
The Uso's wound up brawling with Aces & Eights at ringside, before being joined by SAMI CALLIHAN who helped drive the T.O.X.I.C. gang back. That left Wild Samoans alone and exposed to a blindside attack from BCCW 6-Man champions (and their new opponents at NoCIII) - the HEADHUNTERZ! Mike Awesome and his crew of savages dismantle the Samoans with another series of unforgiving, concussive chair shots - and pose over their fallen bodies with the 6-Man tag straps. Headhunterz ready for war! They will hoist the severed heads of their victims high for everybody to see! T.O.X.I.C!!
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Championships **
Headhunterz © w/ Tamina versus Wild Samoans
Only @ Night of Champions III!
Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
Celebrity sighting - Justin Bieber!
__________________________________________________________________________
SABLE vs. ALEXXIS NEVAEH vs. BRITTANY BROWN
** Triple Threat Match **
w/ special referee Mildred Burke ©
vs. vs.
w/ special referee
Winner: ALEXXIS NEVAEH
Post match backstage segment between Mildred Burke, Alexxis & her stablemate Misty Blue Simmes arguing with each other (Burke & Alexxis clashed during the match - Alexxis & Misty clash over petty jealousy and Queen Bee-syndrome of their stable). BCCW Woman's Div Prez EVE TORRES GRACIE finally enters to calm the torrid scene. In a decision that is neither popular or favorable (a trademark of most Eve administrative decisions) - she books a 3-Way Dance title match @ NoCIII between the women! Mildred Burke vs stable mates Alexxis & Misty! But there is NO way those two woman could co-exist on the same page?? Or can they? Will Killer Kowalski whip them into fighting shape?? Is Burke's historic woman's title reign OVER? Eve certainly hopes it is...!
** Woman's championship **
Mildred Burke © vs Alexxis Nevaeh vs Misty Blue Simmes
(3-Way Dance)
** CUT **
Shelley Martinez lives and breathes the liberation movement.
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
SEEDS of MISTRUST…
Paul London was taken out of his FW title match @ Fallout Festival by a mysterious "ninja-like" attack. London defied doctors orders to win the MitB qualifying match on BCCW TV Episode #12 - and now is very paranoid people are scheming to steal THAT away from him too... including former tag team partner Brian Kendrick and frequent collaborator RUCKUS! Nobody is above suspicion...
... but none other than WENDI RICHTER is the voice of reason! She finds common ground between them all, cools their jets and unites everybody in support of their joint cause! Freedom, independence, liberty and justice for ALL!
Ruckus is down!
Team 4:20 is born!
Pass the joint to Motor City Machine Guns!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
#1 Contenders Match
GUS SONNENBERG (1929) vs. SABU (1997)
** Flyweight Division **
versus
Winner: GUS SONNENBERG
At the end of the incredible match, T.O.X.I.C. affiliate Brian Fury (Aces & Eights) tried to make the run-in and toss Sabu his spike - but their interference attempt was offset by reigning FW champion LOW-KI! GSon winds up putting Sabu THROUGH a wooden table propped up in the corner with his "Providence Steamroller" finisher (half Gore/half Pounce!)!! GSon & Low-Ki go back to back in an effort to clear the ring (to huge cheers)... before having the staredown and handshake of mutual respect! Low-Ki raises his belt high in the air! Together they will clash with honor @ Night of Champions III to prove who is the BEST Flyweight wrestler in all the land!!
** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
Low-Ki © versus Gus Sonnenberg
Only @ Night of Champions III! Stay tuned!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
Celebrity appearance: SNOOP LION! Burn one up for the toast of the town - BCCW! Event Horizon approaches!
__________________________________________________________________________
** MAIN EVENT **
THE FIRM versus RVD, WEEDMAN & ALBERTO DEL RIO
** 6-Man Tag Team Match **
vs.
Winners: THE FIRM
The FIRM wins (via Wild Red Berry pin on Weedman) - following a surprise hit by STRANGLER LEWIS (manager to World champion Lou Thesz) on RVD that took him out of the match. Berry gets revenge on ADR by locking in his Gilligan's Twist submission and taunting him with his own MW championship. Wild Red Berry will now get a title shot against ADR for the Middleweight title at Night of Champions III! Damien Sandow closes with a blistering anti-marijuana retort on the mic (all the while Strangler Lewis is crowing over the fallen body of RVD). Enter the party-crashing narcs, who come with drug-sniffing dogs, raid the party, smash the set and end the show.
Strangler Lewis would like to remind you DRUG USE IS A CRIME.
YOU'RE WELCOME!!
** Fade Out **
__________________________________________________________________________
** OUTRO **
Tonight's official show sponsor: WEED COUNTRY on the Discovery channel. Youtube it, or catch past episodes ondemand!!
CREDITS:
ROB VAN DAM (quotes & article): High Times magazine March 1999
** DEDICATED TO BOSTON!!! **
Contains topics or photos that some viewers may find offensive or disturbing. Potentially "Not Safe For Work" (NSFW) - please proceed with caution. Parental discretion iz strongly advised.
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships: **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 70-minute block of programming on the Comcast Sports channel (home of the Boston Celtics) with ads for other Mash-Up Wrestling network features. This is pre-recorded footage from this weeks BCCW TV Episode, and is included in the DVD/mp4 resale of each event. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout and matches continue uninterrupted (DVD/mp4 reissues contain no commercials). There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** BCCW Fight Night is inspired by UFC events of the same name, but also shares similarities with WWE Main Event (in that usually one particular main event match is hyped throughout the show). But tonight, it is a special-episode celebration of 4:20!! Where EVERYBODY is invited without fear or trepidation! Indulge, or abstain - but at least the choice is YOURS to make **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you from an undisclosed location:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Smell that in the air? It is the aroma of FREEDOM. The scent of peace, prosperity and bountiful harvest. A new land unfolding before your very eyes, and tingling your senses. Who will help me tame this wild new frontier? A place where you are FREE to be. Freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of the press. But more importantly - the right to assemble and petition the government to ensure JUSTICE. The sacred plant is but a symbol of this newfound utopia - and BCCW raises the flag high into the air for all to see - and proudly declares: Happy 4:20! Let freedom ring!!
TONIGHT! The road to Night of Champions III takes a dank detour into the corridors of Emerald Triangle! New #1 Contender for the WORLD championship - ROB VAN DAM - is in the building tonight! We have a set of #1 contender matches as bloodline rivals Uso's & Wild Samoans clash in BCCW 6-Man action - and Flyweight sensation Gus Sonnenberg takes on ex-champion SABU! PLUS! Woman's triple threat, The FIRM and enough HYDRO PLANT to power the entire eastern seaboard! This is BCCW! Event Horizon approaches!!
** CUT TO RING **
__________________________________________________________________________
Happy 4:20!!
Hosted by perennial fan favorite JCW (and XPW Remixed) veteran WEEDMAN.
Welcome #1 Contender ROB VAN!
ROB VAN DAM: I am very familiar with HIGH TIMES Magazine, and furthermore was proud when I was mentioned in the Hemp 100! As for now, my clocks are all frozen. It’s 4:20 here, time to work on one of my amazing skills… sssssmmmmmoooookkkkkiiiiinnnnn!”
Van Dam then gives me the lowdown on his slogan, “Rob Van Dam 420.” Being a big-time burner, he always wore 420 t-shirts to the arena, and explained the 420 thing (in short, “It’s smokin’ time!”) to the other ECW athletes who were always asking him “What does 4:20 mean, anyway?” So when ECW’s t-shirt designers came up with a new Van Dam t-shirt, they put a few of Rob’s favorite things on: “420” and some yin-yang symbols. When TV commercials started plugging the t-shirt, ECW’s pot-smoking fans put 4 + 20 together, and the “Rob smokes pot!” chant began. A few months later, he took it a step further when he announced during a TV interview that “Rob Van Dam 420 means ‘I just smoked your ass!’” (This is Rob’s takeoff on the WWF’s most popular wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin, whose slogan is “Austin 3:16 means I just whupped your ass!”) Now everywhere Rob goes fans offer him free weed. He explains, “While I’m walking from my car to the building, the fans say, ‘Rob! I got some herb! Wanna smoke some herb?’ And definitely I hear it when I walk into the ring—the fans hold up signs ‘RVD 420’ and they’ll chant ‘Rob smokes pot!’ or ‘Let’s smoke pot!’”
ROB VAN DAM: “I have a the symbol of the Yin and the Yang on me at all times. I wear it in my earring, I have it airbrushed on my wrestling outfit. Part of achieving inner peace is solving all your problems. I look at each problem as a stick that’s stuck in my stream of yin and yang. Like, if I get in a car accident, and I’m OK, I can just look at it and be Zenful and say, ‘Like wow, that kind of sucked.’ I realize that it sucked, so I’m going to say that the car accident is a negative thing. OK, then there’s no reason to get all emotional about it. There’s no reason to beat up the other driver, there’s no need to scream, there’s no reason to pound my fist. This comes from my comfort with Zen.”
Rob Van Dam is going to Night of Champions III where he promises to "smoke Thesz's ass like grass"! Big pop!
But the FIRM - Berry/Sandow/David Otunga - interrupt to rain on our parade. Despite local and State ruling - the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT always get the final say... and the FIRM subtly alludes to the Illuminati being that type of Federal force in fantasy wrestling. The FIRM also has some legal threats for BCCW Middleweight champion Alberto Del Rio (for striking Berry with an enziguri while he was on the safety of the ring apron - see BCCW TV Episode #12)... that signals for the Mexican aristocrat to make his grand entrance!
ADR continues his "born in Mexico but made in America" shtick, and celebrates the freedom America brings. While he may not be part of "that scene", ADR certainly believes in the freedom of choice - and claims the FIRM are no better than fascist dictators! When Berry & crew have the audacity to disparage Ricardo Rodriguez and sarcastically *wink* @ ADR (as Del Rio did when he was he was a heel) - Berry is met with a lightning fast superkick in return! BAM! Berry goes down! Crowd cheers! Confrontation seems eminent, until the last sheriff of this Wild West Town enters:
William Muldoon
It takes BCCW Commissioner William Muldoon to finally settle things with a decree: 6-Man Tag Team Action in the main event tonight... RVD/Weedman/Alberto Del Rio versus the FIRM. If Wild Red Berrys team wins, then he will receive a Middleweight Title shot @ NoCIII! But if the FIRM loses (again), Wild Red Berry is *BARRED* from receiving any future title shots! Oh my the stakes have been raised considerably! 6-Man All Star Main Event match TONIGHT! Stay tuned!
RVD/Weedman/ADR vs the FIRM
** TONIGHT!!
** CUT TO RING **
__________________________________________________________________________
1 Contenders Match
WILD SAMOANS versus USO’s
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
vs.
Incredibly stiff, brutal slobber knocker unfortunately marred by a pair of incidents at the end. First - Aces & Eights (D-Von, Brian Fury & Tomko) interfered to assault 6-man rivals Uso's, which allowed Wild Samoan Umaga to unwittingly pick up the tainted pin with a Samoan Spike on Jey Uso.
Winners: WILD SAMOANS
The Uso's wound up brawling with Aces & Eights at ringside, before being joined by SAMI CALLIHAN who helped drive the T.O.X.I.C. gang back. That left Wild Samoans alone and exposed to a blindside attack from BCCW 6-Man champions (and their new opponents at NoCIII) - the HEADHUNTERZ! Mike Awesome and his crew of savages dismantle the Samoans with another series of unforgiving, concussive chair shots - and pose over their fallen bodies with the 6-Man tag straps. Headhunterz ready for war! They will hoist the severed heads of their victims high for everybody to see! T.O.X.I.C!!
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Championships **
Headhunterz © w/ Tamina versus Wild Samoans
Only @ Night of Champions III!
Stay tuned!!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
Celebrity sighting - Justin Bieber!
__________________________________________________________________________
SABLE vs. ALEXXIS NEVAEH vs. BRITTANY BROWN
** Triple Threat Match **
w/ special referee Mildred Burke ©
vs. vs.
w/ special referee
Winner: ALEXXIS NEVAEH
Post match backstage segment between Mildred Burke, Alexxis & her stablemate Misty Blue Simmes arguing with each other (Burke & Alexxis clashed during the match - Alexxis & Misty clash over petty jealousy and Queen Bee-syndrome of their stable). BCCW Woman's Div Prez EVE TORRES GRACIE finally enters to calm the torrid scene. In a decision that is neither popular or favorable (a trademark of most Eve administrative decisions) - she books a 3-Way Dance title match @ NoCIII between the women! Mildred Burke vs stable mates Alexxis & Misty! But there is NO way those two woman could co-exist on the same page?? Or can they? Will Killer Kowalski whip them into fighting shape?? Is Burke's historic woman's title reign OVER? Eve certainly hopes it is...!
** Woman's championship **
Mildred Burke © vs Alexxis Nevaeh vs Misty Blue Simmes
(3-Way Dance)
** CUT **
Shelley Martinez lives and breathes the liberation movement.
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
SEEDS of MISTRUST…
Paul London was taken out of his FW title match @ Fallout Festival by a mysterious "ninja-like" attack. London defied doctors orders to win the MitB qualifying match on BCCW TV Episode #12 - and now is very paranoid people are scheming to steal THAT away from him too... including former tag team partner Brian Kendrick and frequent collaborator RUCKUS! Nobody is above suspicion...
... but none other than WENDI RICHTER is the voice of reason! She finds common ground between them all, cools their jets and unites everybody in support of their joint cause! Freedom, independence, liberty and justice for ALL!
Ruckus is down!
Team 4:20 is born!
Pass the joint to Motor City Machine Guns!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
__________________________________________________________________________
#1 Contenders Match
GUS SONNENBERG (1929) vs. SABU (1997)
** Flyweight Division **
versus
Winner: GUS SONNENBERG
At the end of the incredible match, T.O.X.I.C. affiliate Brian Fury (Aces & Eights) tried to make the run-in and toss Sabu his spike - but their interference attempt was offset by reigning FW champion LOW-KI! GSon winds up putting Sabu THROUGH a wooden table propped up in the corner with his "Providence Steamroller" finisher (half Gore/half Pounce!)!! GSon & Low-Ki go back to back in an effort to clear the ring (to huge cheers)... before having the staredown and handshake of mutual respect! Low-Ki raises his belt high in the air! Together they will clash with honor @ Night of Champions III to prove who is the BEST Flyweight wrestler in all the land!!
** BCCW Flyweight Championship **
Low-Ki © versus Gus Sonnenberg
Only @ Night of Champions III! Stay tuned!
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
Celebrity appearance: SNOOP LION! Burn one up for the toast of the town - BCCW! Event Horizon approaches!
__________________________________________________________________________
** MAIN EVENT **
THE FIRM versus RVD, WEEDMAN & ALBERTO DEL RIO
** 6-Man Tag Team Match **
vs.
Winners: THE FIRM
The FIRM wins (via Wild Red Berry pin on Weedman) - following a surprise hit by STRANGLER LEWIS (manager to World champion Lou Thesz) on RVD that took him out of the match. Berry gets revenge on ADR by locking in his Gilligan's Twist submission and taunting him with his own MW championship. Wild Red Berry will now get a title shot against ADR for the Middleweight title at Night of Champions III! Damien Sandow closes with a blistering anti-marijuana retort on the mic (all the while Strangler Lewis is crowing over the fallen body of RVD). Enter the party-crashing narcs, who come with drug-sniffing dogs, raid the party, smash the set and end the show.
Strangler Lewis would like to remind you DRUG USE IS A CRIME.
YOU'RE WELCOME!!
** Fade Out **
__________________________________________________________________________
** OUTRO **
Tonight's official show sponsor: WEED COUNTRY on the Discovery channel. Youtube it, or catch past episodes ondemand!!
CREDITS:
ROB VAN DAM (quotes & article): High Times magazine March 1999
** DEDICATED TO BOSTON!!! **