Post by MadStepDad on Mar 3, 2013 16:51:45 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. TV time limits are 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE from AKRON OH:
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Commentators welcome viewers to the show, with a Territory Wars map behind them green screen-style and a loop of still shots/video clips from the recently concluded MBVIII PPV. Summarize the event of that show (including new champions, an epic HitC main event and a triumphant John Cena) before trumpeting tonights exciting line-up: Headhunterz vs Motor City Machine Guns in 6-Man Tag Team action... NEW BCCW MW champion Alberto Del Rio defends against former titlest Tommaso Ciampa in a big-time wrestling rematch, and the NEW BCCW FW champion SABU is also in the building! We are here tonight at the old Akron Armory, a place made famous by the once-upon-a-time debut of Sam Sheppard, the doctor accused of killing his wife. The pro wrestling equivalent of O.J. Simpson, where Sheppard was acquitted and released in one of the most controversial incidents of the 1960's! We have also been promised a special BCCW debut tonight to heighten suspense! Speaking of controversial, the march to Fallout Festival continues tonight in Akron, with a very special word from our president:
To whom it may concern:
This is an open invitation on behalf of Broken City Championship Wrestling (aka “NWA New England”) to all fantasy wrestlers. The annual Fallout Festival is upon us, and all month we are advertising this seminal event. These promotional tours include regional stopovers in such prime Territory Wars hotbeds as Akron OH, NJ and Philadelphia before climaxing in our two-night Super Show in NYC (Wrestlemania weekend). All eyes are on us even when tongues become tied, so if you’re a superstar looking to shine - look no further than the brightest stage in fantasy wrestling today. Broken City Championship Wrestling. Let the festivities begin!
In the giant game of Territory Wars RISK there is always anothermove to be made. Check. Mate.
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The Privilege of Self-Sacrifice
Killer Kowalski is infuriated. His troops (Giant Bernard, Machine Gun Anderson, Ryback, Tommaso Ciampa, Alexxis Nevaeh) stoically stand at attention behind him (like Marines or Jack Swagger or brainwashed members of the SES) - listening to his outburst. Commentators mention some kind of backstage political move that has put the BCCW 6-Man tag titles in limbo. Killer Kowalski was humiliated in Chicago, as commentators review the events of MBVIII when Killer’s camp went 0-3 in active competition. Killer Kowalski *DEMANDS* perfection and Killer Kowalski *DEMANDS* penance. Killer Kowalski demands punishment.
In an increasingly disturbing scene, Killer Kowalski unsheathes a Kendo stick and forces Machine Gun Karl Anderson to take a violent, public beating - until the weapon splintered and Anderson had to be removed from ringside by EMTs! Next up is Giant Bernard, and he too willingly subjects himself to a harsh wooden beating until being forced to beg-off after just a few whacks. Killer finally comes to Ryback and the crowd can clearly sniff the dissent.
But nonetheless, Ryback takes the whacks as well without flinching. Killer decides to take the liberty of an extra whack - but Ryback spins around in time to *catch* the Kendo stick before it connects! Crowd pops again… but it’s just a tease. Ryback & Killer stare each other down… before Ryback releases the Kendo stick and backs off. Now Killer grabs Alexxis Nevaeh out of the line-up and lines her up next! Tommaso Ciampa just shrugs helplessly as she whimpers and flinches. Crowd is really cheering now, as Killer Kowalski prepares to cane Alexxis… when the theme song for JOHN CENA cuts him off!
Cena clowns Kowalski, emasculating him in public (for wanting to "beat his stick" and having a "tiny pole" amongst other things) - before challenging him to a FIGHT right here tonight in front of the good fans of Akron OH. But in heelish fashion, Kowalski declines - and offers up his brainwashed Truly Bad Intentions tag team for combat instead - right now! Cena is outnumbered, until the theme song for the BCCW HW champion saves him! Enter SHEAMUS:
Sheamus backs up Cena on the mic, covers the Mash-Up Wrestling march of war, and offers to help drive Kowalski and troops off the map himself! Sheamus and Cena get the crowd so rowdy at the prospect of this match that Commissioner William Muldoon is forced to enter and make a ruling. But before he can get Killer Kowalski to agree to a match (despite the vocal fan pressure around them) Kowalski only takes 6-Man challenges for TBI! He wants it an officially sanctioned BCCW 6-Man bout with TBI - and *when* they are victorious tonight they are officially reinstated as BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions! (BOOOO!) But in order to get the fight the fans want, concessions must be made and those stipulations are reluctantly agreed upon by Commissioner Muldoon when Cena & Sheamus assure them they can find a 3rd partner.
Tonight! Cena & Shemus vs Truly Bad Intentions
BCCW 6-Man Tag Team match
Oh yeah, one more thing - Cena and Sheamus pick RYBACK to be their 3rd partner! (POP!?!?) WHAT!?!? Fans go loud at the thought! Muldoon looks at them incredulously! Killer flips OUT in the ring, cussing and flailing at Cena/Sheamus on the ramp! Giant Bernard, Alexxis & Tommaso all glance towards Ryback who remains stoically unblinking - staring through them, chest heaving, back still red and welted from Killers Kendo stick shots! Oh my, what a psychological ploy by Cena & Sheamus! They can't possibly think Ryback would accept, do they?? And if he did, they're just inviting betrayal! Oh my, Akron OH is in for a bombshell night of fantasy wrestling! Stay tuned!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Roving backstage cameras catch the infuriated duo of D-Von Dudley & Tyson Tomko as they march down the hall and burst into a door marked "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers. They begin to have a verbal exchange with Rogers that doesn't sound too promising... until unseen figures move in from behind Buddy in his dressing room. D-Von & Tomko see his mysterious associates and back off. The Sons of Anarchy biker boys went to check Mafia don Buddy Rogers only to decide otherwise when they saw the heat he was packing. On to separate business matters, namely the attack on Aces & 8s by Mark Henry!!
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GOLDBERG © versus TED ARCIDI
** Heavyweight Match **
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Goldberg clashes with one of the very few men in the world legitimately stronger than him, and still perseveres. The BCCW TV champion storms through Arcidi, and the impressive exclamation point comes with a mighty Jackhammer! Another win for Goldberg, and commentators are noting he has established an undefeated win streak since debuting in BCCW…
Winner: GOLDBERG
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE (Conclusion) **
It's a set-up! Aces & 8s member Brian Fury has lured MARK HENRY into a backstage assault! Henry (full street-clothes, including sweatshirt & jeans) rounds the corner to get his hands on Fury only to run into an ambush! Unidentified masked 4th member from the shadows with the baseball bat! WHACK across Mark Henry's knee with the weapon! He lets out a yell, but doesn't fall down - so AGAIN with the bat to the other leg! WHACK! But now - Mark Henry ROARS! No-sells the bat shot and destroys both men! Tomko & D-Von Dudley are on the scene and try collapsing on the big man too, but to no avail! Mark Henry goes Altered Beast on the gang, bench-pressing and tossing members through walls and pallets! He hurls unidentified masked 4th member right through a nearby car windshield! WTF?!? In the dramatic conclusion, Mark Henry finally gets his hands on D-Von Dudley and *DRIVES* him through the earth with a WSS! With everybody writhing and twitching on the floor - Mark Henry slowly stands up - and *REMOVES THE METAL SHIN GUARDS FROM BENEATH THIS JEANS* (big pop!) and throws them down upon D-Von, yelling "THAT'S WHAT I DO!!" Mark Henry is back on the warpath in BCCW!!
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Bruno Sammartino enters Hall of Fame 2013
BCCW fantasy wrestling legend BRUNO SAMMARTINO gets the glorious in-ring introduction, and assumes guest commentary position beside Solie & Striker for our next exciting match...
RVD vs MIL MASCARAS vs JOHN MORRISON
** Middleweight Triple Threat **
vs vs
Classic ECW elimination rules. Fantasy Wrestling dream-match that can headline any card. Lives up to the billing, and is a brilliant well-rounded counterpart to the previous Heavyweight affair (which could be coined "stiff & methodical"). All 3 men go off, with JMo's sore rib area coming into play towards the end. JMo finishes RVD with a flying knee strike, only to succumb to a Mascaras diving cross body block. But Morrison rolls through - grapples for control and almost gets a 3-count on Mascaras... but gets surprised-5-Star splashed by RVD for the elimination. Down to Mascaras & RVD, the two fantasy wrestling deities write Middleweight history. Exciting clash of high-flying styles that is made even *MORE* intense by the sudden (and very unexpected) appearance of fantasy wrestling sensation...
KOFI KINGSTON (BCCW debut!!)
The former fantasy wrestling champion stands at the top of the entrance ramp - stoically observing the unfolding proceedings like he's Lex Luger on the 1st episode of WCW Nitro. His appearance pops the crowd, distracts the opponents equally, and even draws attention from Solie, Striker & Sammartino on commentary ("what'z dis guy doin here?") Kingston silently adds another layer of intensity to the match, as RVD & Mascaras step it up in his presence (to send a message of their own). After a complicated chain of counters/reversals, Mascaras comes out of a springboard moonsault miss from RVD with a handstand-Hurricanrana into a SOS-like pinfall attempt! Everybody notes the obvious Kofi Kingston-connotations, even the man himself! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Mascaras wins the bout!
Winner: MIL MASCARAS (1975)
Post match, Kofi Kingston gives the non-committal golf clap and disappears from view. RVD is disappointed, but respectful (both he and Mascaras shake hands and embrace) promising to get him back next time. Post match interview segment is hosted by Bruno Sammartino in a Legends Summit. He speaks briefly with Mascaras (through a translator) who alludes to unfinished business with the Axis. When suddenly - everybody is interrupted by DEAN AMBROSE on the mic!
Dean Ambrose is a legend in his own mad mind.
He sarcastically applauds Mascaras & Sammartino, getting over the real-world HoF ceremony, and promotes the Fallout Festival event. Dean Ambrose subtly turns things around on them by referencing his match with Sheamus @ MBVIII - a battle the likes of which Sammartino or Mascaras have never faced (kind of like CM Punk saying “wrestling one time a month at MSG was easy!”) Dean Ambrose is the real Legend of fantasy wrestling and he proved he’s ready to die for that honor. But Bruno Sammartino checks the wild boy with some words of wisdom, in essence saying “you’ll never earn respect until you learn to give it”. Dean Ambrose feigns understanding - fakes the handshake of mutual respect (that Bruno declines, per fan approval) and walks away. But in the split second his adversaries take their off of him, Dean Ambrose STRIKES!
Boom! Midnight Special on Mil Mascaras! Astute observers notice the similarity to Sheamus “White Noise” - and the damage it did to Dean @ MBVIII when executed on steel ring steps! Just as fast as Mascaras goes down, Dean slides from the ring to avoid a charging Bruno! Then in brazen defiance, Dean Ambrose throws up the middle finger @ Bruno Sammartino and swaggers back up the entrance ramp! Sammartino is maddened and disrespected, as he and other officials stoop down to check on Mascaras! Dean Ambrose has proclaimed himself BCCW’s own legend killer!
Bruno Sammartino is not entertained.
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Trish Stratus catches up with John Cena in the locker room area... he begins to mention the kiss at their end of their MBVIII victory, but Trish demurely brushes it off. She shifts attention to Cena & Sheamus main event challenge tonight, and their offer to Ryback. Trish doesn't know which way Ryback will go, but is certain Alexxis Nevaeh will be at ringside to provide distraction. That's why Trish Stratus offers to accompany Team Cena to ringside tonight! Cenation Head cheerleader! Cena goes for the hug, Trish answers with the high-five! See ya tonight! Stay tuned!!
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PAUL LONDON vs. BLKJEEZ vs. THE BRIAN KENDRICK
vs. ELIA MARKOUPOLUS
** 4th Chamber Chase Match **
vs vs vs
Credits roll introducing SABU (2000) as the new BCCW Flyweight champion, and his thrilling TLC victory @ MBVIII. 2 of his opponents that night (what's left of them) combine to compete in this unique match. Each man is introduced from various sections of the arena (aka "chambers")... London is introduced first through the fans in Section A... Kendrick from the Concession Area in Section B... Jeez from behind armed security in Exit C... etc... followed by surprise annoying entrant ELIA MARKOUPOLUS who (along with his Crown Jewels stable of Mr Fabulous & Adrian Adonis) announce their entry in the most flamboyant fashion possible. The object of the contest is to race to the ring where a Ladder has been erected, reaching towards the sky where a #1 Contenders contract has been left dangling. So the crowd counts down from 5, contestants "rev their engines" so to speak, and take off like a shot towards the ring. Match commences from there. Daring 4-way spotfest focused first on scaling the ladder, but then upstaging each other move-by-move. Kendrick (relatively the freshest) shines the most, but everybody gets a chance to hit their moves (mostly to Elia). It ends in screwball fashion after Elia takes everybody's finisher (and is dead) while all 3 men get taken out in a suicide car crash at ringside. With the ref temporarily incapacitated as well, Mr Fabulous (2012) & Playboy Adrian Adonis (1987) literally hoist their man Elia onto their shoulders and climb a reinforced-ladder for him!
Winner: ELIA MARKOUPOLUS
They string him up, grab the belt and leave him laying half-limp at the top of the ladder! Revive the ref and we have our finish! Even Elia is shocked when he comes to and finds himself at the top of the ladder clutching the contract! (then he falls off). The rest of the combatants are angry (mostly at themselves) and the crowd boos heartily! But the Crown Jewels celebrate the victory in rousing and humorous fashion. Until we get the customary post match *BLACKOUT* - and Sabu appears in the ring (with BCCW FW belt) to stare them down! Crown Jewels are terrified! Crowd pops! Sabu feigns a move and all 3 men scatter from the ring and flee! Sabu just hoists his belt high and points to the sky! Elia Markoupolus just signed his death warrant!
Sabu shows who is #1 Flyweight in the Fantasy Wrestling universe today.
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Killer Kowalski backstage preparing his roster for war tonight. He's drill sergeant yelling at them like a scene from Full Metal Jacket. Killer is questioning Ryback "are you in or are you OUT??!" But Ryback remains stoic and non-committal, until finally uttering the phrase "Feed Me MORE." Feed me MORE! FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE! Killer & Ryback share an extremely intense staredown - both men unblinking. Ryback says "Done". Cut.
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** BCCW MW championship **
ALBERTO DEL RIO (2013) © versus TOMMASO CIAMPA (2015)
versus
Competitive mat-based match with a lot of amateur wrestling / strong style exchanges and counters. Tommaso Ciampa reminds you of Randy Orton's explosive violent temper, growing even more desperate and unhinged. Del Rio fights for his people, makes the emotional comeback, and reverses a Project Ciampa attempt into his cross armbreaker finisher! TCiampa tries resisting, but in an exact repeat of MBVIII he is forced to tap out! ADR retains! Post match Del Rio shouts out his La Familia, including Ricardo Rodriguez who is due to return next week, and swears upon his blood there will be vengeance wrought against the Axis of Evil! Meanwhile TCiampa has reached his breaking point, and sulks backstage half mad/paranoid/fearful of Kowalski's wrath muttering "no, no! NO!" like he can't believe what just happened.
Winner (by submission): ALBERTO DEL RIO
** BACKSTAGE VIGNETTE **
Axis of Evil promo takes place in some dank Siberian training chamber where Hans Schmidt punishes himself with a grueling regime. He now wears an eye patch over the socket he had his own spiked helmet driven into @ MBVIII. With Col DeBeers & Ludvig Borga offering chilling soundbytes over the montage (think Zeb Colter: Immigration) Hans Schmidt - the great German athlete who pinned Sheamus - prepares to make a run at new BCCW MW champion Alberto Del Rio!! Meanwhile, Heavyweights clash on the next Fight Night on FX when Ludvig Borga takes on Irelands Greatest Athlete Steve “Crusher” Casey! BCCW is concerned with “open invitations”, while Schmidt, DeBeers & Borga want nothing but segregation! Heil Axis!
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HEADHUNTERZ versus MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match **
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Incredible, non-stop BCCW 6-Man Tag Team action. Sabin’s injury suffered @ MBVIII goes unmentioned, and he does his job to make Mike Awesome look like a giant marauding monster. Fresh off historic FMW & ECW title runs, the big man is “Awesome” indeed. Meanwhile Rhino is an untamed beast himself, running through the massive Headhunters with his flurry of high-velocity offense. In one impressive spot, he gores one of the Headhunters *THROUGH* the ringside barricade wall! Muted “HOLY S***!” chants mingled with “BCCW! BCCW!” for that one. Rhino misses a charge and goes through a table himself, while Tamina helps Mike Awesome set up - and LAUNCH - Chris Sabin over the top rope through a ringside table with a running Awesome Bomb! Another huge crowd pop and “BCCW! BCCW!” chant explodes! Alex Shelley gets one last tease - trapping Awesome on the top rope with a Hurricanrana attempt… but instead, Mike Awesome deadlifts him into power bomb position (ON the top rope, mind you!) in an incredible spot! Crowd anticipation swells until Awesome pays off with a huge top rope power bomb to Alex Shelley through another table in the ring! 1!.. 2!.. 3!!! Awesome statement victory for the Xtreme trio (+ Tamina)! Postmatch, Mike Awesome uses their mic time to shout down BCCW and claim "BS" on their open invitation! BCCW should look what it's got right in their own FACE instead! Headhunterz on the warpath!!
Winners: HEADHUNTERZ
Post match, a dejected Rhino watches as Chris Sabin is carted out on a stretcher. Words of disagreement between Rhino and Alex Shelley mount until both men are screaming their frustrations at each other. Then, in heelish fashion, Rhino waits until Alex Shelley isn't looking - before unleashing a hellacious GORE through the last remaining table (propped in the turnbuckles)!! Rhino just turned on his Detroit brethren with a nasty GORE to Alex Shelley through a table! Big time boos for that, as Rhino embraces the hate and pounds his chest with animalistic fervor!
Rhino goes solo!
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Champ adds another layer of Credibility to WORLD title
In one of the most controversial moments in fantasy wrestling history, reigning NWA champion Lex Luger threw down the belt only moments after winning it and declared himself bigger than the game. That all changed after Lou Thesz & Strangler Lewis invaded NWA territory and claimed a version of that title (some may call "interim"). The "real" champion was still Lex Luger, and after a firestorm of controversy - the former Narcissist turned Great American Hero stepped back into the ring to settle these matters of honor personally. This took place at NWA show and here are some highlights of this historic night, when the WORLD championship lineage was strengthened and the Fantasy Wrestling Illuminati took over Canada...
From "NWA Clash 5: Canadian Invasion"
Joined in progress
Challenger: Lex Luger
Tommy Young shows them what they are fighting for and then calls for the bell. Thesz walks up to Luger to offer a handshake. Lex looks out to the crowd and decides to accept. Luger gets ready to go to neutral corner to start the match, but as he turns around, Thesz rolls him up for the 1...2...kick out. Thesz has a big smile on his face as this sets Luger off. Thesz bails out of the ring as Luger begin to give chase….
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Thesz turns around into Luger picking him up for a gorilla press slam, but his arm is too hurt and he drops Thesz. Thesz starts to put the boots to Luger's arm as he looks to lock in the Kimura again, but Luger throws a couple forearm shots to gain some separation….
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Thesz then mocks Luger as he signals for the Torture Rack and actually picks Luger up for it, but Luger slips out and nails him with right hands that rock the champ. Whips Thesz into the ropes for a powerslam that sends the crowd into a frenzy as Luger signals for the Rack. He picks him up in the Rack as the fans sense the title changing hands. Young is checking in on Thesz when a last ditch attempt, Thesz rakes Lex's eyes. He rolls Luger up with pulling the tights for the flash 1...2...3
Winner by pinfall and still World Champion: Lou Thesz
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Lou Thesz cuts a promo taped from Japan (sight of his latest title defense) where he completely dismisses Cena's win @ MBVIII and reiterates his mission to defend the WORLD championship around the globe! Lou Thesz = best in the WORLD!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Cameras rush just in time to find RYBACK laid out in the backstage locker room area! Debris, metal pipes, knocked over bins surround him as he writhes on the floor! Was Ryback a victim of Killer Kowalski and his own crew!? Or is this all part of a Killer set-up! We'll find out, the main event is NEXT!!
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** Main Event **
SUPER POWERS (Cena/Sheamus/Ryback)
versus
BAD INTENTIONS (w/ Killer Kowalski)
** (BCCW 6-Man Tag Team Match) **
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Bad guys enter first (commentators speculate on Ryback's absence, and note they only got a "no comment" from Killer RE: the mysterious attack) - good guys enter last to big pop (mostly for Trish Stratus). Match starts out in handicap fashion with Kowalski directing TBI to do most of the damage. Killer strikes mostly to send a brutal message, while Alexxis taunts Trish at ringside. Finally a catfight pops off - and the good guys start getting the surge of momentum behind them. Cena & Sheamus start to make the comeback, until it's cut off by Killer Kowalski - who is going to finish the job himself. But before he can- enter RYBACK!
He is selling the previous injuries and takes position on the ring apron awaiting a tag! Fans pop to see him! Commentators don't trust him! Cena drags himself to his feet to see Ryback and makes the tag. Both Cena & Ryback go face to face in the ring, searching for a motivation... when Ryback LUNGES AT CENA! But instead of connecting with the former XPW Remixed Boston champion, he has leveled Killer Kowalski - approaching from Cena's rear with a Kendo stick ready! Ryback saves the day! Fans pop and a small (but vocal) "FEED ME MORE" chant begins to take hold! Sheamus Brogue Kick to Giant Bernard! John Cena FUAA to Killer Kowalski! Ryback Shellshock to Machine Gun Karl Anderson! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! Ryback pins his own former partner! Killer Kowalski's camp has been torn permanently asunder! Fans pop! Sheamus & Cena reluctantly, but graciously embrace Ryback post match! John Cena closes on the mic with more powerful words, directed at Killer, Thesz and the entire Open Invitation: That is the BCCW HW champion Sheamus - she is Trish Stratus - he is Ryback - I am John Cena! IF YOU WANT SOME COME GET SOME!!
Winners: CENA / SHEAMUS / RYBACK
Oh my what will happen as the road to Fallout Festival continues, and the BCCW Open Invitation comes to New Jersey! Stay tuned to find out!!
** FADE OUT **
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** Fallout Battle Royal **