Post by MadStepDad on Feb 17, 2013 17:42:53 GMT -5
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE from Fall River MA :
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
BCCW presents:
MY BLOODY VALENTINE III
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The PPV!
Coming soon
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Run This Town
KILLER KOWALSKI: A long time ago I took a vow to protect this thing of ours! I pledged allegiance to the craft! I earned the nickname KILLER when I took off Yukon Eric’s ear in Canada and *laughed about it*!! Now we got a guy calling himself the face of fantasy wrestling - in my own backyard! And that man is John Cena! (big baritone boos mixed with high-pitched shrieks & squeals) John Cenaaaa! Last week I beat you in a Boston Street Fight, but I didn’t get a chance to rub your face in the pavement long enough! That’s why we signed up ALEXXIS NEVAEH to team with WORLD champion Lou Thesz @ MBVIII… to finish what Killer Kowalski started! These men right here… (gestures to BCCW MW champion Tommaso Ciampa & BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion Truly Bad Intentionz) These CHAMPIONS right here are the present and FUTURE of Fantasy Wrestling! And everybody knows fantasy wrestling was born in the Northeast! I’ve come to BCCW to take back this thing of ours!! John Cena, I should be the #1 contender!! Not you! When I put the Killer Kowalski super-claw on you last week, I felt it sink into your body like butter! And I found something I knew all along… you’ve got no heart! You’ve got no guts! And at “MBVIII”, Alexxis Nevaeh & the WORLD champion Lou Thesz are gonna rearrange the “face of fantasy wrestling”… permanently!
Cue Entrance Theme for John Cena - greeted by an initial audience POP that tapers off into loud, sustained boos)
JOHN CENA: I guess this is the part of the show where I’m supposed to come out here and give a retort. With all the new script writers running around backstage nowadays, I’m sure it wouldn’t be too hard to get cue cards! Maybe a few bullet points I should address, or a PPV that needs shilling like Curt. Better yet, maybe I’ll throw a few high-caliber lyrical shots at you courtesy of the Dr. of Thuganomics. But Killer, I’m not gonna do any of that. Because there are a few others cats here with just as big a bone to pick with you and your old school “territorial guidelines” than even me. Yes you beat me last week in a Boston Street Fight… but it took a lowdown, double-crossing, two-faced skank-a-potamus to get the job done for you! (crowd cheers, Alexxis Nevaeh is outraged) Alexxis, sweetie - trust you’re gonna be seeing a whole lot more of this in the build to MBVIII - and I’m gonna let my good friend Trish Stratus whip yo azz in class… but in the meantime boys, zay ello to my lil freeindz!…
Enter ROAD WARRIORS on motorcycles! They blow past Cena on the entrance ramp and surround the ring! Tommaso Ciampa & Alexxis Nevaeh powder out and disappear from the scene, leaving only Killer and his BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champion TBI...
TBI & Killer Kowalski prowl the ring without fear… until LOD dismount from their motorcycles and unsheathe large wooden 2x4s from off the back! Armed with weaponry, LOD advance into the ring upon their cowering opponents (minus Ryback, who never flinched). Killer Kowalski is trying to call them off on the mic, telling LOD they aren’t even *legally* #1 contenders yet (they’re one man short). Violence is certain, when suddenly - the Road Warriors music starts blasting again. And out marches…
HEIDENREICH!!
Half Bushwacker/Half Road Warrior/with an Edgar Allen Poe soul - Heidenreich takes up sides with LOD and wants to be their 3rd partner! He even starts a fracas by hauling off and slugging Machine Gun Anderson in the FACE! A wild free for all begins erupting, with Hawk & Animal quickly taking control with a succession of 2x4 whacks - until TBI are ejected (it took 2 whacks each and double 2x4 clothesline to take out Ryback). In the end, it is just LOD & Heidenreich and again he appeals to them (and the fans - not that receptive) to be their 3rd partner. LOD survey the crowd reaction (or lack thereof), look at each, shrug… and destroy Heidenreich!! Bing Bang BOOM - Doomsday Device to Heidenreich with TBI looking on sends an explosive message - LOD has a 3rd mystery partner to be revealed @ MBVIII that will send planets colliding!!!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Killer Kowalski (alongside Alexxis & Tommaso Ciampa) have bum rushed the offices of BCCW President Paul Bowser to demand vindication for the LOD assault. Ban them! Bar them! Burn them! But Mr Bowser politely reminds Killer & co. that they have unresolved issues themselves - namely a BCCW MW title defense. Now Mil Mascaras is unable to take his rematch (as a result of the Axis attack - see BCCW TV Episode #6: Cena vs. Kowalksi) - but has personally sponsored a suitable replacement instead. Oh yeah, and Killer Kowalski is *BANNED* from ringside! That match is NEXT!!
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ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. TOMMASO CIAMPA ©
** Middleweight Match **
versus
ADR (minus RR & car entrance) completes his face turn tonight with an exciting battle against the game (but psychotically unhinged by anger) Tommaso Ciampa. ADR uses an array of Lucha Libre maneuvers you don’t recall him using in his heel run before, as commentators cover his fantasy wrestling reconciliation with uncle Mil Mascaras. Tommaso Ciampa nearly has the victory a few times, but ADR is just too stubborn. Eventually fan momentum propels him to an energetic comeback, and Del Rio winds up trapping Ciampa in his cross arm breaker! TAPOUT!
Winner (by submission): ALBERTO DEL RIO
Del Rio has little time to soak in his victory, when we get a video interuption on the Titan Tron wall... it is SCHMIDT, DEBEERS & BORGA... the Axis of Evil! In a frightening, Homeland-esque vignette they reveal a tortured and battered RICARDO RODRIGUEZ at their disposal - while taunting Del Rio & family with tasteless remarks! They summarily *finish the execution* of Rodriguez in plain sight, nearly bring ADR to tears and forcing him to rush from the ring in panic... staticky-cut away and abrupt announcer sign-off.
The Axis of Evil destroy Ricardo Rodriguez!!
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** BCCW TV Title **
GOLDBERG © versus D-VON DUDLEY
versus
Video recap of the Buddy Rogers/Aces & 8s connection - and attacks upon Goldberg. D-Von Dudley rolls to the ring with his intimidating biker gang back-up - while Goldberg answers with his chill-inducing walk-out, surrounded by security and blazing pyro. Match is wildly intense (for the brief time it lasts). Goldberg blasts D-Von at will, wit the Xtreme veteran withstanding a hellacious beating in the process. At one point the shellacking is so thorough, D-Von is forced to retreat into the arms of A&8 members Tomko & Brian Fury at ringside in a desperate bid to regroup. But Goldberg bullrushes the entire party at ringside, putting the largest masked man (anonymous 4th member) *THROUGH* the ringside barricade! Big pop from the crowd, as Goldberg shakes it off and picks up the masked mans discarded baseball bat! Goldberg now has a weapon in his hands and goes medieval on the remaining A&8s members.
Winner (by DQ): D-VON DUDLEY
Goldberg ignores the tolling bell to dish out baseball-punishment to Tomko & Fury, while D-Von begs off! Before Goldberg can take him out too, “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers appears on the entrance ramp to draw everybody’s attention. He sarcastically congratulates Goldberg for having the brain of a Cro-Magnon man and losing his match tonight. That’s how Buddy Rogers was able to use his #1 Fantasy Wrestling sports agent stroke to sign a Title Rematch for MBVIII… Goldberg © vs. D-Von Dudley… but this time, it’s gonna be an Aces & 8s Lumberjack match! Goldberg snaps! He chases D-Von Dudley right over the ringside barricade, before charging after Buddy Rogers on the ramp! Cameras tail Goldberg as he chases a terrified Nature Boy right through the backstage area, where Rogers finally escapes into a waiting limousine! But before they can pull out of the parking lot completely, Goldberg smashes the back window with his bat! ROAR!
** BCCW TV Title **
Goldberg © vs. D-Von Dudley
(Aces & 8s Lumberjack Match)
Only @ MBVIII!!
Stay tuned!
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Inside Comissioner William Muldoon’s office, where he and RVD had lightly been joking about RVD being stripped of the XPW Remixed TV title for smoking pot - but have turned somber in light of the recent Axis vid (figuratively dismembering Ricardo Rodriguez). Alberto Del Rio rushes into the office, full of raging vengeance. There is the slight issue of RVD being #1 contender to the MW belt… and ADR just beating the MW champion… that Commissioner Muldoon quickly rectifies with an administrative decision: Tommaso Ciampa © will defend his BCCW MW belt against RVD AND ADR in a Triple Threat match @ MBVIII! RVD is cool with that, and ADR is gracious as well. But Del Rio's not through… he promises to call out the Axis of Evil for their actions TONIGHT! Will he do it alone???
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SAMMI LANE versus HUMAN TORNADO
versus
The misogyny of Gentleman Tornado & Gorgeous George has risen to new and disturbing heights, with this special “Valentines Wish Match”. French Angel (hobbled by an ankle injury suffered in his match last week) begs Sammi Lane not to go, but she is contractually bound. She stands her ground against the mocking, sexist and degrading assault by the “Gentleman Pimp” Tornado - but he whips and slaps her around the ring at will (including a very disrespectful version of his jive soul bro kickstep while she’s helpless in the corner). He won’t go for the pin though, and actually decides to take her *OUT* instead. He places her head on a steel chair he set up in the ring, and prepares to jump off the top rope with a double foot stomp… but Sammi Lane folds the chair up at the last moment - CROTCHING Tornado on the hard metal edge! That actually turns the tide of the battle, as suddenly - Sammi Lane comes blazing back with a steel-chair assisted offense (including surfboarding the chair into Tornado’s FACE) and nearly steals the victory! But of course, when Gentleman Tornado stops playing games it’s over - BOOM! Superkick to Sammi’s face nearly takes her head off!
Winner: GENTLEMAN TORNADO
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THE CHAMP IS HERE
Thesz & Strangler Lewis take to the ring like CM Punk & Paul Heyman (circa 2012) - with Lewis proudly brandishing the WORLD championship over his head. This is Lou's moment to speak - and the entire world needs to hear what he says. Part original verbiage/ part MSD himself (due to popular demand) = all mash-up.
LOU THESZ: First, let me say, this is not the beginning… it was only a dress rehearsal. Regardless of what we call it, it is the end of another year. A year that has brought an astounding change in professional wrestling. Even in the days when the "threes" occurred - deaths of wrestlers would come in threes as planes crashed, cars crashed or other tragedies took their toll (commentators touch on the attack at Crusher Casey‘s bar). While it was devastating, it was the lack of compassion that affected me the most. Many fans were heartbroken and saddened by the tragedy, but I don't know of anyone who left their seat in the arena or turned off their TV at home.
(Thesz goes on to explain how JOHN CENA (his opponent @ MBVIII) exemplifies is everything this is *WRONG* with fantasy wrestling today)
LOU THESZ: You may not believe this, but I don't remember what professional wrestling was like at the beginning of the century, but I can claim the middle. When I first became interested in wrestling, at 8 years of age, it was a different world, and my generation changed it somewhat. While I like to remember only the part that makes me proud, even the early years were not without the performers. Wrestlers like Ed Lewis are the part of professional wrestling I have chosen to recall. I will not rehash my disappointment any further. At MBVIII, we will hit what I’ve been told it is the coldest place on Earth… but we will try to warm it with some good wrestling.
Eureka! I’m back! Yelled the mad scribe, freshly returned after a 5-day delirium. With a script I wrote specially for this occasion. I promise you’ll love it because it comes straight from the heart.
LOU THESZ (as penned by MSD): There’s certain criteria that must be filled to replace a man of my caliber. Now that I’ve risen to the top, alongside my trusted lieutenant with whom I share my deepest thoughts, troubles, concerns and IMs - I have been assured my spot in Territory Wars. 1st Unified WORLD champion in history (claiming an unparalleled championship lineage that absorbed some of the biggest titles in this game). Some willingly (Polland ROH) - some not (chachins AWA) Longest reigning champion in this world. My resume of defeated foes reads like a who’s who of fantasy wrestling. Multiple award winner, including BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD. I brought down the gates of Hell (XPW Remixed) and built a city behind it (the new NWA). There is nobody alive on Gods green earth that has written the history I have. Nor will there be anymore to come. This brings us back to MBVIII. And John Cena.
John! John, John, John. You don’t mind if I call you John, do you? It’s not like you deserve to be called “Mister Cena”. What with your gallivanting about, throwing tantrums at the slightest provocation, riding around here like you’re the knight in shining white armor. Like you were somehow the guy that *invented* fantasy wrestling. You didn’t do, that John. I did. Do you know what other social circles use the word “john” in casual parlance? Prostitution rings. That’s what you are, “John”. A sucker. You can speak of your codes, of your rules, of your “hustle, loyalty, respect” crap. But it’s all an illusion, John. This. This is greatness. When I ascended to my position as WORLD champion, I accepted all that came with it. I know the target I now bear is one of my own making - and I accept that. I *embrace* that. I knew there would be those hoping to throw rocks at the throne. I just never thought they would come straight from the top, from a man I once respected so much.
We were once Tag Team champions of the world together. The yin and yang, the law & the chaos, the tradition & the rebellion. There was an uneasy, tenuous alliance - despite a few flare-ups along the way. I respected your opinion, even if I didn’t agree with it and was grateful for the space you gave me to blaze my own trail. But now, those trails have come to a permanent crossroads. What happened at the Grand Conjunction, John… you made me do it. With your incessant politicking, your rampant attempts at favoritism - pandering to an audience that doesn’t even respect you.. (small - but vocal - chant of “CENA SUCKS!” begins to arise) .. You made me do it. I knew the path ahead could only be forged by solidification, and that is why I chose to partner with the only other man in the Territory Wars who embodies the same kind of history, legacy and tradition that I do. So now, as you attempt to chop the head off the only man to bring *life* to this static world of mediocrity - I have assured my legacy will continue. No matter what you do, John. No matter who you bring with you to the dance - be it biased, crooked officials or airhead magazine models - you cannot kill me. You cannot stop what has already begun. Soon, you too will be just a blip on the Territory Wars screen - Gone. Forgotten. And I’m going to be the man to make that happen. At MBVIII, John - our paths will cross again. This time for the last time. For when Alexxis & I defeat you and Trish Stratus, it will be the final nail in the coffin of your championship chase. Understand this, John… I RUN THIS TOWN.
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VOODOO MURDERS versus MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS
** 6-Man Tag Team Match **
vs.
Another great match showing off BCCW’s exciting 6-Man Tag Team action. The Voodoo Murders have become more “Americanized” since their stay in XPW Remixed, thus their turn to more Western pleasures & delights (see BCCW Fight Night on FX: St Valentines Day Massacre). Here they clash with lighting in a bottle (plus thunderbolt in the middle) Motor City Machine Guns, who dazzle, daze (and in Rhino’s case - “run” ) the VMz. Huge GORE! GORE! GORE! from the man beast to the 500 lb+ Big Daddy Voodoo (aka Viscera) helps MCMG to another impressive victory.
Winners: MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS
Post match, MCMG reiterate their claim to 6-Man Tag Team greatness and look forwarding to testing themselves against the TBI/LOD winner after MBVIII… but they also have some unfinished business with the Headhunterz - and call them OUT! The Warrior Princess TAMINA SNUKA answers from the entrance ramp…
But she is just a harbinger of sneak attacks to come! Through the crowd area, the massive twins Headhunterz attack alongside their IWA P.I.C. "Gladiator" Mike Awesome! They finish with a twin set of moonsaults to Rhino, and Gladiator launching Chris Sabin OVER the top rope through a table with an Awesome bomb! Tamina closes on the mic by standing over the fallen bodies of MCMG, and reminding them who the HHz are (former XPW Remixed & AWA Tag Team champions - and Mike Awesome holds a win over WORLD champion Lou Thesz to his credit alongside a dominating run with the ECW belt). Tamina wants the HHz to give Alex Shelley a double moonsault squash... when Woman's champion MILDRED BURKE makes the desperate run in!
She takes down Tamina, but is peeled off by the Headhunterz and *FORCED TO WATCH* (restrained by giant Mike Awesome) as the twins crush Alex Shelley. Then they too hold Mildred Burke in place for a crushing DOUBLE AVALANCHE that nearly swallows the womans champ! Big time outrage from Solie & Striker (still smarting from the earlier Tornado/Sammi Lane abomination). Mildred Burke is laid out on the mat where Tamina scales the rope... tilts her head as she stares down upon her prey... and unleashes a Superfly splash! Tamina & the Headhunterz raise their arms aloft in victory!!
Enter BCCW Womans Div PRESIDENT (wow, quick elevation):
EVE TORRES GRACIE!
In her sizzling office administrator-style (full of mock glee and fake friendliness) she makes the following official decree for MBVIII:
Headhunterz & Tamina versus MCMG & Mildred Burke.
** If Tamina's team wins she becomes the NEW Woman's champion!! **
Only @ MBVIII! Stay tuned!!
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AXIS of EVIL versus the ALLIED POWERS
ADR takes to the ring with a steel pipe - calling out the Axis of Evil by name (and using all kinds of Hispanic slur words against them to raise their ire). Sure enough - the 3 black-uniformed militants appear (to HUGE boos) and slowly surround the ring. They advance upon the ring apron, jawing with ADR (still swinging his pipe) the entire time. Just when things start looking really dire for Del Rio...
BLACKOUT!
The arena lights go out for a few moments, and when they return - the Axis is in the ring... but Del Rio has slid safely to the arena floor. He smirks and *winks* towards the Axis - and CRUSHER CASEY's theme song starts blasting through the arena soundsystem!
Look! There is the legend Crusher Casey himself, coming down through the fans with vengeance etched upon his features! But he's not alone! Look around the arena, through the aisle-ways BCCW superstars are appearing (pulling the same "come through the crowd" tactics as the Axis had previously)!!
ROB VAN DAM!
BCCW HW champion SHEAMUS!
And returning to BCCW after Axis-imposed injury - JOHN MORRISON!!
The heroes surround the ring, and suddenly the Axis find themselves boxed in! They're trapped, and it's too late! Everybody charges the ring and mayhem ensues! Schmidt, DeBeers and Borga get their combined asses kicked until their forced into a tatical retreat. As they slink off back through the crowd, defeated men, Commissioner Muldoon appears on the scene to fire the final shot: at MBVIII there will be a 6-Man Elimination Match... Axis of Evil versus CRUSHER CASEY... JOHN MORRISON... and MIL MASCARAS (the Allied Powers)!!!
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** Main Event **
SHEAMUS © versus DEAN AMBROSE
versus
Raw emotion bleeds over into physical intensity. This match is the climax of our entire night. Both men are on another level of insanity (either self-willed in the case of Ambrose, or driven there like Sheamus). Match is absolutely brutal, with Sheamus unleashing a ferocious ass-kicking the likes of which you've never seen from him. The sick part is, you realize Ambrose seems to be *liking* it - and trying to drive Sheamus even further into violent madness. The massacre becomes a power up, with Dean Ambrose taking advantage of Sheamus' mental unstability to stake out his own swath of match offense. The two hated opponents go back and forth, locked in mortal combat, until Dean Ambrose does the ultimate and desecrates the Irish flag. But it's more than just that, cuz you know he means everything from "fuck Danno O'Mahoney" to "fuck Crusher Casey" to "fuck YOU personally" - until Sheamus just can't take it anymore. He snaps, and deletes Ambrose from existence. He pulverizes Dean into a bloody pulp (as he smiles and taunts Sheamus to continue) until the referee is forced to call the bell. It takes about 2 dozen refs, officials and security guards to pry Sheamus off Dean Ambrose... who closes like the classic Mick Foley HitC shot of him leering through the ropes, bloody - pulverized... and smiling.
Winner (by DQ): DEAN AMBROSE
It gets so bad, BCCW President Paul Bowser himself is forced to intercede. In a dramatic, and emotional climax - he is forced to make a permenant decision:
At MBVIII, Sheamus will defend the BCCW HW title against Dean Ambrose...
HELL IN A CELL!!
** FADE OUT **
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BCCW presents...
MY BLOODY VALENTINE III
Lou Thesz & Alexxis Nevaeh vs John Cena & Trish Stratus
(Valentines Mixed Tag Match)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
Truly Bad Intentions © versus Legion of Doom!!
(Who will be LOD's mystery partner??)
** BCCW HW title **
Sheamus © versus Dean Ambrose
(Hell in a Cell)
The Axis of Evil vs. Allied Powers (Crusher, Mascaras & JMo)
(Elimination Tag)
** BCCW Womans championship **
Mildred Burke © & MCMG vs Tamina & Headhunterz
(8-Person Tag Team Match)
** BCCW MW title **
Tommaso Ciampa © vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Alberto Del Rio
(Triple Threat)
** Television title **
Goldberg © versus D-Von Dudley
(Aces & 8s Lumberjack Match)
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CREDITS:
LOU THESZ: Wrestlingclassics "Lou Thesz Plans for the Millennium" editorial