Post by MadStepDad on Feb 8, 2013 13:35:54 GMT -5
** INTRO VIDEO VIGNETTE **
Killer Kowalski and his camp of roughnecks cut an intimidating promo about money, power, respect. Tag Team #1 contender revealed, MW Title defense and "Boston Street Fight" tonight!! His theme for Cena is "embrace the hate" (kind of like Kane 2012) as he can't even get cheered in his hometown! Kowalski runs this town!
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** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE from Fall River MA :
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Welcome to the show! It’s BLIZZARD season in BCCW, with snowfall blanketing the North East and blackouts galore! Fantasy Wrestling continues to grow daily, with new constellations appearing in the distance. But one star truth remains: BCCW is the premier proving ground in all of fantasy wrestling. Tonight – that lofty standard is upheld with a very special prelude to Valentines episode! TONIGHT! Hometown hero John Cena tangles with hometown legend Killer Kowalksi in a “Boston Street Fight” to determine the real *KING* of the streets. We also crown a Valentines Day Queen in a very-special lingerie battle royal… the tradition of Valentines Day-themed mixed tag team action continues with French Angel & his beautiful valet Sammi Lane taking on Gorgeous George & Gentleman Tornado… Tommaso Ciampa © defends his BCCW MW title against #1 contender Mil Mascaras (1975).. and WORLD champion LOU THESZ will be in the house! All TONIGHT! Stay tuned!! Oh my wait a moment, we're getting a breaking news report from the Real World...
BCCW presents:
MY BLOODY VALENTINE III
The PPV!
Coming end of February!
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The Devil You Do Know
Show opens with Dean Ambrose sauntering to the ring for a promo.
Fantasy warfare is a paradox when it keeps crossing over into real life. That’s when the lines get blurred and you forget what’s truth and what’s not. Truth: Dean Ambrose is the bloodstone centerpiece of a fantasy wrestling revolution. Truth: Dean Ambrose beat BCCW HW champion Sheamus for the XPW Remixed Boston championship only to be censored by politics! Truth: Dean Ambrose is not just the voice, but the sword & shield of the voiceless. Tonight, Dean Ambrose makes a confession:
DEAN AMBROSE: I just know there's something dark in me and I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there always, this Dark Passenger. And when he's driving, I feel alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to. He's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even... especially not me. Or is that just a lie the Dark Passenger tells me? It's like the mask is slipping and things that never mattered before are suddenly starting to matter. It scares the hell out of me… and it should scare the hell out of you too…
He knows the cops are coming and he’ll tell you why. Dean Ambrose plays the **Breaking News** footage that’s everywhere by now… three armed men robbed Steve Casey’s bar early this morning, severally injuring the Crusher and killing one of his customers… this is an exceptionally tragic situation, and remnants of a sick, sick, depraved-gone-mad-world we all inhabit. Worst part, it’s a true story. It’s a low blow when Ambrose mentions it (think Punk/Heyman: fake heart attack), and it segues into his original point this evening: Sheamus is a Lie. Everything about him, the people he says he loves, friends he says he respects, title he says he earned is a giant façade. Fake. Sheamus *LOST* to World champion Lou Thesz @ NYE - he’s been humbled; professionally-castrated. Because of Sheamus and his failures, the BCCW title means nothing. Dean Ambrose is doing Sheamus a favor by putting him out of his misery, overtaking the BCCW HW title and raising it to an untold level of glory & prestige. Because Dean Ambrose is the TRUTH.
Before Dean Ambrose can continue his shoot rant any further, BCCW President Paul Bowser (along with local area policemen and uniformed FBI agents) appear and hustle to ringside. Dean Ambrose just waits with a smug grin, confident the Feds got nothing on him (his own malicious damage case with the same bar is another matter entirely). Finally - BCCW HW champion SHEAMUS has appeared alongside Paul Bowser as the scene recedes!
Sheamus © still carries upon him the marks and bandages of the previous assault he suffered at the hands of Dean Ambrose (in an unprecedented glass spot) - and his Irish temper is flaring. This whole scene is reminiscent of the time Big Show jumped William Regal at a pub in England - except this time it was Casey's bar and the results fatal. A touch of XPW Remixed. Sheamus is clamoring for justice, but finds himself completely impotent (legally not being able to reach Ambrose). Which Dean masterfully exploits into a psychological advantage and preys upon Sheamus with a "dare" challenge he is beholden to answer...
Exit Dean Ambrose (with police escort)...
Enter HANS SCHMIDT
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SHEAMUS vs HANS SCHMIDT
(Boot Camp Match)
** Heavyweight Match **
versus
The insignia is vague, the uniform slightly off color. There are no *overt* references (no swastikas, no goose-stepping like JBL) but make no doubt about it. Hans Schmidt is the message board Nazi. He censors independent thought, won’t hesitate to delete opinions contrary to his and has no qualms exterminating you if you dare take a stand against him and his fascist ways. Tonight, the taunts and challenges of Dean Ambrose still ringing in his ears, Sheamus had no choice but to accept Hans Schmidt “impromptu” challenge - fresh wounds (and Paul Bowser’s reluctance) be damned. Another barn-burner opening match that plays out a bit like the Pat Patterson/Sgt Slaughter MSG bloodbath of yore. This time it is Sheamus who comes up bleeding off a spiked helmet shot, and the rest of the match is the Pale Swordsman dying slowly at the hands and heels of Hans Schmidt. Commentators cover the eerie coincidences in Dean Ambrose trashing of Casey’s bar, the Sheamus glass assault and Crusher’s being robbed by a 3-man team (like Schmidt’s own Axis of Evil). Hans Schmidt grinds Sheamus into dust - survives one last desperation rally from the BCCW HW champion - before putting him out of his bloody misery with a piledriver on his own championship belt. 1.. 2.. 3. The air deflates from the arena, as Hans Schmidt is announced the victor. Amidst a sea of plastic cups and paper wads, Hans Schmidt raises the BCCW HW belt over his head - still stained with Sheamus blood. Hans Schmidt just pinned the BCCW HW champion! He even lingers for a bit post match to unleash an incendiary promo (harkening back to the worst of XPW Remixed and portraying the fallen Rob Black as some kind of political prisoner. He starts saying some real derogatory things about immigration before being cut off.
Winner: HANS SCHMIDT
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
JOHN CENA is arriving tonight (CHEER!) He’s pulling up in the parking lot, when none other than ALEXXIS NEVAEH comes urgently running to meet him. She seems remorseful and conflicted, and confides in John that his words to her last week on BCCW TV resonated with her. What just happened to Sheamus, alongside the horrible breaking news report of Casey's bar has pushed her over the edge. Alexxis fears that she’s been bullied into making questionable decisions and tells Cena that her mentor Killer Kowalski has something “wicked” planned for him this evening during their Boston Street Fight. She tearfully warns Cena to reconsider taking the match (he won’t) before hugging him and telling him “be careful”. Alexxis is leaving the building under Cena’s advice and isn’t coming back until the threat of Killer Kowalksi has been exterminated tonight. John Cena vs Killer Kowalksi! Boston Street Fight! TONIGHT!
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** Valentines Queen Battle Royal **
A new Valentines tradition; the BCCW Valentines King & Queen (similiar to prom king & queen). This comes to be in a brief backstage vignette in which BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg is swept off his feet and smitten by the newly-arrived Womans Div Secretary EVE TORRES GRACIE (BCCW debut!!) The "King & Queen" is definitely a popularity contest when it's announced that WORLD champion Lou Thesz has been crowned King for the night and will be arriving later to receive his honor (and take in tonights main event match). Meanwhile, the "Queen" role will be contested for tonight in a 10-woman battle royal...
Order of Elimination:
AKSANA: Mildred Burke & Trish Stratus team up right off the bat.
MOTHER IN LAW: Natalya Neidhart/Wendi Richter double clothesline.
GG: Sexy, scantily-clad - and easily disposed of by the "Beautiful People/Cruel Intentions" team of Sable & Social.
ANNIE SOCIAL: Speaking of which, Social is dumped from behind by BFF Sable - who just shrugs her shoulders and licks her lips.
BRITTANY BROWN: Impressive Fantasy Wrestling debut for the local area talent, and her historic run as the 1st (and only) woman to hold 3 different championships at the same time is referenced - before she is dumped by Mildred Burke.
WENDI RICHTER Dumped from behind by Trish Stratus, giving more credence to the "Trish gone heel" theory.
NATALYA NEIDHART: Ejected by Tamina.
TAMINA: Continuing an impressive run, Tamina *thought* she had tossed her future opponent Mildred Burke (title match coming next Fight Night!!) only to be surprise-eliminated from behind by the champ MBurke.
MILDRED BURKE: Almost as quickly, she is dumped over the top from behind by an opportunistic Trish Stratus. MBurke just shakes her head like "you got me"...
Winner: TRISH STRATUS
She graciously accepts her diamond tiara in victory, and reiterates in her post-match promo "no more Ms. Nice Trish". She's about her business and has a very personal goal she wants accomplished with this victory tonight!
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The Champ Is Here
Cameras catch a limo pulling up in the parking lot… enter WORLD champion Lou Thesz and his manager Strangler Lewis. Backstage correspondent MSD rushes onto the scene for some brief words. Apparently, one of the conditions of Thesz appearance tonight would be his coronation as Valentine King. They’ve come to watch the Kowalski/Cena match in person, and Strangler Lewis hints at some kind of alliance they share with regional factions. Lou Thesz © is the best in the world, and he’s on the only show that matters! BCCW TV! Stay tuned!!
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CRYME TYME 3.0 versus THE COMBINATION
** 6-Man Tag Team match **
vs
The Combination is a gathering of Prohibition-era tough guys (and their modern-day counterparts). A gang that as an independent group, has existed prior to formation of the National Crime Syndicate. While the group's original name is "The Combination," certain fantasy wrestling media members have come up with a different name for them: "Murder Inc". Today it is Dick Shikat, Tony Altomare & Axl Keegan - and they take orders only from their off-screen leader the "Lord High Executioner". The Combination is responsible for nearly 800 fantasy wrestling hits that were extremely brutal (like their attack on Necro Butcher - see BCCW TV Episode #4). Many of those hits went unsolved for several years, but the Combination is now stepping up to claim responsibility. Their foils tonight are the forever-jovial and entertaining trio of Cryme Tyme 3.0 (co-starring the lovable chain-smoking pot dealer Weedman). After a revitalized fantasy wrestling run, the Brooklyn Nets-themed Cryme Tyme never seemed to catch on with the New England-area fanbase - even with the addition of medical marijuana favorite Weedman. Tonight is their swan song. Dick Shikat winds up squeezing submission out of JTG with his modified crossface chickenwing. Post match the Combination goes Downtown Harlem on Cryme Tyme 3.0 - tying up Shad Gaspard in the ropes and forcing him to watch them smash JTG's arm in between the steel ring steps, and then take out Weedman with the same steel chair assault to the head that has become a Combination trademark. It is interesting for Striker to note on commentary, that the Combination have thus far been the only group in BCCW *NOT* to be fined, suspended (or worse) for their postmatch actions (something every rulebreaker must deal with when crossing the BCCW law).
Winners: COMBINATION
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
MSD somberly Somberly notifies viewers of BCCW HW champion Sheamus being taken to a local medical facility for further observation. DEAN AMBROSE reappears to steal the scene - and cut another dark, creepy promo that’s trying to impart suicidal despair upon Sheamus and his title reign. Dean Ambrose has been *cleared* of all charges RE: the Casey tavern invasion & robbery - and next week he gets his chance for justice when he takes on Sheamus one-on-one!
Cameras pan to a disturbance up the hall, where the Axis of Evil are being thrown out of the building by security (while complaining loudly of political conspiracy and American bias the entire time). Hans Schmidt lingers just long enough to recap his victory over Sheamus earlier and say something ominous about further terrorist attacks to occur…
Finally - we cut to John Cena’s locker room where he’s wrapping up a cell phone call (checking on Sheamus & Crusher Casey) - when Trish Stratus catches him leaving. Cena & Trish have a quick amicable conversation as cameras tail them, with Trish warning him not to trust Alexxis and wishing John good luck in his match tonight against Kowalski. Cena mentions the Valentines Queen Battle Royal, and Trish starts to say “yeah about that, there’s something I wanted to tell you…” when Cena is suddenly called away by production managers on some kind of emergency. He offers Trish a quick hug and peck on the cheek before being hustled away. Meanwhile, cameras linger on Trish’s face as she watches Cena leaves… breathes deeply… and then continues on her walk - right into a private 5-star dressing room that reads “LOU THESZ: World champion” on the door!!
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FRENCH ANGEL & SAMMI LANE
versus
GORGEOUS GEORGE & GENTLEMAN TORNADO
** Valentines Mixed-Tag Team Match **
versus
It is a Valentines tradition to host a very special inter-gender tag team match, and in anticipation of the next big BCCW PPV (My Bloody Valentine III) we get this fantasy wrestling mash-up. The feud between these two parties has heated up, with Gentleman Tornado even putting his hands upon the valet Sammi Lane (with his masters urging - and to French Angel’s eternal rage). This match was specifically requested (with the stipulation being the winning team gets a “Valentines Wish“ from the losers), but plays out more like a handicap match than anything. Gorgeous George makes his valet Gentleman Tornado do most of the work, and French Angel batters the pimp-in-servitude around the ring. Even Sammi Lane has a chance to get a few shots in on her tormentor Gentleman Tornado. But in the end (after Angel has just run a clinic on Gorgeous George) - Gentleman Tornado gets the blind tag - and winds up super kicking Sammi Lane’s head off for the pin! HOLY S***! Big time boos for that, and French Angel has to literally carry Sammi Lane backstage like a small child. With their post match mic time, Gorgeous George makes his “Valentines Wish” a very special “valet match” next BCCW TV Episode! Gentleman Tornado… versus Sammi Lane one-on-one! The villains snicker and sneer dastardly… the crowd boos their disapproval… and the commentators react with indignation over the antics of Gorgeous George and Gentleman Tornado…
Winners: GORGEOUS GEORGE & GENTLEMAN TORNADO
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FABULOUS KANGAROOS vs. MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS
** 6-Man Tag Team Mach **
versus
BCCW 6-Man tag team action is money. Others have tried it - none could make it work like this. Established teams with a symmetrical fantasy wrestling counterpart. Case in point - the Fabulous Kangaroos. Long time fantasy wrestling mainstays, paired with the Genius Lanny Poffo under Wild Red Berry's tutelage. Poffos stirring poem to start serenades their shared greatness. Their opponents meanwhile have the foundation of Detroit Rock City to lean upon. The dazzling MCMG paired with RHINO. Exciting match (with both teams and their XPW Remixed title histories well documented) that finishes with a thunderous GORE! GORE! GORE! to the Genius Lanny Poffo. 1!.. 2!.. 3!! The BCCW 6-Man ranks just got rocked! Post match, Shelly & Sabin touch on their desire to gain vengeance on the Headhunterz (with their new partner) while Rhino roars briefly into the mic to close (he's calling out the tag team champs TBI next!)
Winners: MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
World champion Lou Thesz and Strangler Lewis are in their private viewing box enjoying the show, and receiving the luxury perks of being chosen "Valentine King" for the day. But their pleasent reverie is interupted by BCCW President Paul Bowser! With the icy cold will of mob boss vs mob boss, he alludes to Strangler being able to pull some strings with the New England Athletic commissions, but reminds them both they're still on *HIS* show tonight - guests or not. Both parties leave each other with ominous parting words as we continue our show... Stay tuned!!
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A Fantasy Wrestling Rematch for the Eons
Killer Kowalski leads his troops to the ring. Truly Bad Intentions are the BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions (Ryback, Karl Anderson & Tommaso Ciampa - who still rocks the tag strap & BCCW MW belt... even though he defers all tag team defenses to stablemate Giant Bernard now). In the ring they meet BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg (alongside Commissioner Muldoon for back-up) who is going to announce the official #1 contenders to the tag team titles. But before he can, of course Killer bogarts the mic and unleashes all kinds of wild threats - promising to take down the chosen one John Cena tonight - and dismissing whoever Sheldon Goldberg is going to announce. But the BCCW VP has a pretty good track record of surprise title contenders (see Goldberg @ NYE)... and tonight is no different...
Introducing to BCCW...
The #1 contenders...
(and former champions before being swindled by TBI - see XPW Remixed presents Grand Conjunction)...
THE ROAD WARRIORS (Hawk & Animal)!!
Fans go crazy! Bad guys go ballistic! Road Warriors rumble to the ring and address Kowalski & his camp face to face! No fear! Snack on danger, dine on death! Killer Kowalski says these are the 6-man tag titles, and the LOD is one man short. The Commissioner confirms that any tag team title match must take place under the BCCW 6-man rules. But LOD assure the world they have a mystery partner to tackle TBI head-on @ the "MBVIII" PPV!!
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
Truly Bad Intentions © versus Legion of Doom!!
Only @ "My Bloody Valentine III"
Stay tuned!!
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ROB VAN DAM vs. ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. WILD RED BERRY
(Triple Threat)
** Middlweight #1 Contender Match **
vs vs
Main eventers and multi-time fantasy wrestling title holders RVD4:20 and ADR clash once more with championship glory on the line. In pre-match promos this was settled, with ADR looking for another reason to tangle with his uncle Mil Mascaras one more time as well (he projects Mascaras to become the next BCCW MW champion). In an entertaining segue, manager Wild Red Berry was brought into action in place of Damien Sandow (who was “injured” as a result of the GORE! GORE! GORE! He suffered at the hands of Rhino - see BCCW Fight on FX “Blackout!”). In action, RVD & ADR bring the flash and sizzle - with the more-the-capable-hand Berry providing the sportz-entertainment fulcrum in the middle. A few interactions between ADR and Damien Sandow (at ringside in a neck brace) give Del Rio a subtle baby face rub. In the end, match breakdown concludes with Del Rio going after Sandow at ringside (saving his ring announcer Ricardo Rodriguez in the process) - and RVD maneuvering Wild Red Berry into a 5-star frog splash for the finish!
Winner: ROB VAN DAM
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Using social media, Sheamus (getting stitched up at the hospital) cuts a serial-killer promo himself, promising Dean Ambrose will feel his Hell when they face off next week on BCCW TV!
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GOLDBERG © versus ACES & 8’s
** Handicap Match **
versus
Segment starts with "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers taking to the ring for a promo. Both Matt Morgan & Mark Henry were like old warhorses who had to be taken out to pasture. Now Rogers has a bull in his sights, which is why he hedged his bets by hiring Aces & 8s to perform a hit on BCCW TV Champion Goldberg. That draws the dramatic strains of Goldberg's music - and cue his ominous walkout. Before he can get all the way down the aisle, 3 Aces & 8s members have materialized to stand beside Rogers in the ring. Group leader D-Von Dudley addresses Goldberg on the mic as well, leading to the following handicap match. Glorified squash, with Goldberg running through the repackaged Tomko and Territory Wars debuting Brian Fury (local NECW veteran) with a vicious fury. He spears Tomko out of his boots and gives D-Von & Rogers (at ringside) the thumbs up right before pulverizing Brian Fury with his jackhammer finish. Now Goldberg has the one mic for a very succinct closing statement: (points at D-Von) YOU'RE NEXT!!
Winner: GOLDBERG
This just in: Goldberg will defend the TV title next week against D-Von Dudley! Stay tuned!!
**CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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** BCCW Middleweight championship match **
TOMMASO CIAMPA (2015) © vs. MIL MASCARAS (1975)
w/ versus
Big time wrestling/MMA main event entrances for both men – with premium importance being placed on the BCCW MW belt. Killer Kowalksi looms in Ciampa’s corner – a dark harbinger of things to come. Match is hardcore 70s lucha meets ROH strong-style and has fans chanting everything from “VIVA MASCARAS!” to “THIS IS AWESOME!” Mascaras misses a dramatic dive and impales himself on a ringside guardrail. His weakened rib areas plays into the rest of the match, with Killer himself even grabbing a ringside stomach claw when the ref wasn’t looking! Mil Mascaras still fights back with a heavy contingent of Latino fans cheering him on. But Ciampa is able to roll through on a Mascaras body press attempt – hook the tights, drape his foot around the ropes – and capitalize on Mil’s injured ribs to nearly steal it! 1!.. 2!.. kickout! Mil Mascaras mounts an amazing, no-selling, supermex comeback when all the sudden… chaos ensues.
Winner: NONE (no finish)
From the crowd – 3 black-cloaked SWAT members (think: WWE Shield) storm the barricade and attack! It is the Axis of Evil – Hans Schmidt, Colonel DeBeers & Ludvig Borga! They are unleashing a gangland-style beatdown on Mil Mascaras! Tommaso Ciampa & Kowalksi are smart enough to powder out and disappear from the scene, as the ring bell tolls furiously. None the less – the Axis goes “American History X” on Mil’s ass, setting him up for a triple powerbomb… when who should appear for the run-in and save?!?!...
ALBERTO DEL RIO!!
Wielding a steel pipe in his hands, ADR unleashes a furious sneak attack on the 3 bandits – violently driving them away! Crowd explodes into cheers! Axis begin their retreat; smug in their beatdown on Mascaras – but shocked and outraged by ADR’s interjection. Del Rio eventually shakes hands and bows his head to Mil Mascaras, while helping trainers and physicians get his injured uncle backstage. Full-fledged face turn into the Mexican hero ADR is portrayed as on WWE TV 2013.
** CUT **
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** Main Event **
KILLER KOWALKSI versus JOHN CENA
(Boston Street Fight)
** Heavyweight Match **
versus
Sick match. Great, hard-nosed main event. Classic XPW Remixed-styled "brawl through the fans" ringside mayhem. Both Cena & Kowalski's entire fantasy wrestling arcs are recapped on commentary, with attention being paid specifically to Kowalski's brain-washing tactics (RE: Alexxis) and his stubborn belief that Ryback was the sole reason for the TBI loss on BCCW TV Episode #5 (Killer treats the former Skip Sheffield like the whipping dog of his camp). Kowalksi is stiff, mean and brutal - bashing, stomping, kicking and *biting* Cena all over the ring.
Meanwhile Cena is on a path of vengeance ever since being unseated by World champion Lou Thesz. His successes and failures in XPW Remixed (and NWA) are thoroughly examined, as he withstands a ferocious beating from Kowalski. Killer's coaching strategy is plainly apparent, as he too targets the rib area of Cena (with a brutal steel chair assault) in order to weaken the FUAA and strengthen his own Stomach Claw attempts. In the end, Kowalski actually mounts a power-heel comeback (to small - but loud - pockets of CHEERS) and Cena winds up trapped in the ring ropes! He's tied helplessly in place as Kowalski advances with what appears to be a sick unprotected chair shot... when ALEXXIS NEVAEH runs in for the save! She unties Cena, freeing him from the ropes (to loud, high-pitched cheers and shrieks from the woman and children fans) and the two of them stand side-by-side against Kowalski!! Killer feints as if he will swing the chair - Alexxis flinches - Cena brushes her behind him to protect her... and she STRIKES WITH A LOWBLOW! Commentators have a conniption as the set-up becomes apparent. John Cena - hobbled over by a low blow - is easy pickings for a climatic chair shot from Kowalski! He collapses on Cena with his deadly Stomach Claw! Cena is out, and ref counts him down! 1!! 2!! 3!! KILLER KOWALSKI BEATS JOHN CENA!
Winner: KILLER KOWALSKI
Alexxis Nevaeh cements her decision to remain allied with the deadliest fantasy wrestling camp on the East Coast.
Killer Kowalski hoots and hollers about his deceptive victory, while Alexxis remains stone-faced and evil... staring down at Cena's unconcious body. The Mickey & Mallory of BCCW then snap into action, about to do something diabolical to Cena - when TRISH STRATUS runs in for the real save! She tackles Alexxis and a catfight breaks out, buying Cena enough time to recover (slightly). With the cheers of the fans driving them on, Cena & Trish combine to eject Kowalski & Alexxis for good before embracing in the ring. Alexxis is irate with jealousy.
POST MATCH BREAKDOWN:
Cena & Trish turn right around into the smiling faces of Lou Thesz & Strangler Lewis - ready to formally accept the honor of "Valentines King & Queen". Stratus & Cena however, look disgusted. Announcers reiterate Trish was spotted entering the champs locker room earlier, and indeed that's the first thing Strangler Lewis mentions when he has the house mic in his hand. It turns out, Trish Stratus was seeking some kind of arrangement with the champ... and even Cena seems put off by the suggestion. And indeed she was! Trish doesn't deny it!
She was forced to seek permission from a higher sports authority in order to get her coveted match against Alexxis Nevaeh! Alexxis has been ducking and dodging Trish ever since turning on her at New Years Evolution, and Trish wants revenge! Alexxis & Kowalski fly into a rage at ringside - clearly upset that their tenous alliance with Thesz was compromised! But the swerve comes when Trish reveals she was actually on her way to ask Cena to be her Valentine King, NOT Thesz! Strangler Lewis tries to put his hand on Trish's wrist, only to be punched in the face by Cena! Cena & Thesz begin to tangle as the crowd cheers and security intervenes! Finally BCCW President breaks up the ruckus with some good news (just sanctioned by the NWA New England Athletic board)
EVERYBODY gets their chance for satisfaction!
At MBVIII, the proud tradition of a Valentines intergender tag team match continues...
John Cena & Trish Stratus will team up to face WORLD champion Lou Thesz & Alexxis Nevaeh! Winning team to receive world title shots! (with Thesz reserving the right to ban Cena from all future World title shots should Thesz & Alexxis win)!! Strangler Lewis (still holding his jaw) is all like "you can't do this!!", but Paul Bowser reminds him this is HIS show! BCCW rules!! Fade out on Cena/Trish facing off with Thesz/Alexxis as commentators hype the PPV, and entice viewers to stay tuned next week on BCCW TV!!
** FADE OUT **
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BCCW presents...
MY BLOODY VALENTINE III
Lou Thesz & Alexxis Nevaeh vs John Cena & Trish Stratus
(Valentines Mixed Tag Match)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
Truly Bad Intentions © versus Legion of Doom!!
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CREDITS:
Dean Ambrose excerpt: Dexter (showtime) episode "An Inconvenient Lie" (2007)
Killer Kowalski and his camp of roughnecks cut an intimidating promo about money, power, respect. Tag Team #1 contender revealed, MW Title defense and "Boston Street Fight" tonight!! His theme for Cena is "embrace the hate" (kind of like Kane 2012) as he can't even get cheered in his hometown! Kowalski runs this town!
** CUT TO ARENA **
** BCCW has 6 recognized championships **
Heavyweight (225 lbs +)
Middleweight (205 lbs +)
Flyweight (under 200 lbs)
Television title (catch weight)
6-Man Tag Team titles
World Woman’s championship
** BCCW produces a 2-hour block of programming on the NESN channel (home of the Boston Red Sox). Every episode is released on DVD or mp4 for individual retail. Commercials come in top-heavy loads throughout the 135 mins or so (with overrun) because matches continue uninterrupted. The DVD/mp4 versions omit commercial breaks entirely. There are strictly enforced TV time limits of 15 minutes. **
** Post match protocol calls for the bout winner to be granted a 90-second interview piece with in-ring correspondent MSD (like Joe Rogan in the UFC, or Larry Nelson on AWA ESPN classic reruns). **
** William Muldoon is on-screen commissioner. All matches sanctioned by Mash-Up Wrestling. **
Now... Broadcasting to you LIVE from Fall River MA :
** THIS IS BCCW!! **
** RINGSIDE COMMENTARY TEAM **
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
Welcome to the show! It’s BLIZZARD season in BCCW, with snowfall blanketing the North East and blackouts galore! Fantasy Wrestling continues to grow daily, with new constellations appearing in the distance. But one star truth remains: BCCW is the premier proving ground in all of fantasy wrestling. Tonight – that lofty standard is upheld with a very special prelude to Valentines episode! TONIGHT! Hometown hero John Cena tangles with hometown legend Killer Kowalksi in a “Boston Street Fight” to determine the real *KING* of the streets. We also crown a Valentines Day Queen in a very-special lingerie battle royal… the tradition of Valentines Day-themed mixed tag team action continues with French Angel & his beautiful valet Sammi Lane taking on Gorgeous George & Gentleman Tornado… Tommaso Ciampa © defends his BCCW MW title against #1 contender Mil Mascaras (1975).. and WORLD champion LOU THESZ will be in the house! All TONIGHT! Stay tuned!! Oh my wait a moment, we're getting a breaking news report from the Real World...
BCCW presents:
MY BLOODY VALENTINE III
The PPV!
Coming end of February!
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The Devil You Do Know
Show opens with Dean Ambrose sauntering to the ring for a promo.
Fantasy warfare is a paradox when it keeps crossing over into real life. That’s when the lines get blurred and you forget what’s truth and what’s not. Truth: Dean Ambrose is the bloodstone centerpiece of a fantasy wrestling revolution. Truth: Dean Ambrose beat BCCW HW champion Sheamus for the XPW Remixed Boston championship only to be censored by politics! Truth: Dean Ambrose is not just the voice, but the sword & shield of the voiceless. Tonight, Dean Ambrose makes a confession:
DEAN AMBROSE: I just know there's something dark in me and I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there always, this Dark Passenger. And when he's driving, I feel alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to. He's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even... especially not me. Or is that just a lie the Dark Passenger tells me? It's like the mask is slipping and things that never mattered before are suddenly starting to matter. It scares the hell out of me… and it should scare the hell out of you too…
He knows the cops are coming and he’ll tell you why. Dean Ambrose plays the **Breaking News** footage that’s everywhere by now… three armed men robbed Steve Casey’s bar early this morning, severally injuring the Crusher and killing one of his customers… this is an exceptionally tragic situation, and remnants of a sick, sick, depraved-gone-mad-world we all inhabit. Worst part, it’s a true story. It’s a low blow when Ambrose mentions it (think Punk/Heyman: fake heart attack), and it segues into his original point this evening: Sheamus is a Lie. Everything about him, the people he says he loves, friends he says he respects, title he says he earned is a giant façade. Fake. Sheamus *LOST* to World champion Lou Thesz @ NYE - he’s been humbled; professionally-castrated. Because of Sheamus and his failures, the BCCW title means nothing. Dean Ambrose is doing Sheamus a favor by putting him out of his misery, overtaking the BCCW HW title and raising it to an untold level of glory & prestige. Because Dean Ambrose is the TRUTH.
Before Dean Ambrose can continue his shoot rant any further, BCCW President Paul Bowser (along with local area policemen and uniformed FBI agents) appear and hustle to ringside. Dean Ambrose just waits with a smug grin, confident the Feds got nothing on him (his own malicious damage case with the same bar is another matter entirely). Finally - BCCW HW champion SHEAMUS has appeared alongside Paul Bowser as the scene recedes!
Sheamus © still carries upon him the marks and bandages of the previous assault he suffered at the hands of Dean Ambrose (in an unprecedented glass spot) - and his Irish temper is flaring. This whole scene is reminiscent of the time Big Show jumped William Regal at a pub in England - except this time it was Casey's bar and the results fatal. A touch of XPW Remixed. Sheamus is clamoring for justice, but finds himself completely impotent (legally not being able to reach Ambrose). Which Dean masterfully exploits into a psychological advantage and preys upon Sheamus with a "dare" challenge he is beholden to answer...
Exit Dean Ambrose (with police escort)...
Enter HANS SCHMIDT
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SHEAMUS vs HANS SCHMIDT
(Boot Camp Match)
** Heavyweight Match **
versus
The insignia is vague, the uniform slightly off color. There are no *overt* references (no swastikas, no goose-stepping like JBL) but make no doubt about it. Hans Schmidt is the message board Nazi. He censors independent thought, won’t hesitate to delete opinions contrary to his and has no qualms exterminating you if you dare take a stand against him and his fascist ways. Tonight, the taunts and challenges of Dean Ambrose still ringing in his ears, Sheamus had no choice but to accept Hans Schmidt “impromptu” challenge - fresh wounds (and Paul Bowser’s reluctance) be damned. Another barn-burner opening match that plays out a bit like the Pat Patterson/Sgt Slaughter MSG bloodbath of yore. This time it is Sheamus who comes up bleeding off a spiked helmet shot, and the rest of the match is the Pale Swordsman dying slowly at the hands and heels of Hans Schmidt. Commentators cover the eerie coincidences in Dean Ambrose trashing of Casey’s bar, the Sheamus glass assault and Crusher’s being robbed by a 3-man team (like Schmidt’s own Axis of Evil). Hans Schmidt grinds Sheamus into dust - survives one last desperation rally from the BCCW HW champion - before putting him out of his bloody misery with a piledriver on his own championship belt. 1.. 2.. 3. The air deflates from the arena, as Hans Schmidt is announced the victor. Amidst a sea of plastic cups and paper wads, Hans Schmidt raises the BCCW HW belt over his head - still stained with Sheamus blood. Hans Schmidt just pinned the BCCW HW champion! He even lingers for a bit post match to unleash an incendiary promo (harkening back to the worst of XPW Remixed and portraying the fallen Rob Black as some kind of political prisoner. He starts saying some real derogatory things about immigration before being cut off.
Winner: HANS SCHMIDT
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
JOHN CENA is arriving tonight (CHEER!) He’s pulling up in the parking lot, when none other than ALEXXIS NEVAEH comes urgently running to meet him. She seems remorseful and conflicted, and confides in John that his words to her last week on BCCW TV resonated with her. What just happened to Sheamus, alongside the horrible breaking news report of Casey's bar has pushed her over the edge. Alexxis fears that she’s been bullied into making questionable decisions and tells Cena that her mentor Killer Kowalski has something “wicked” planned for him this evening during their Boston Street Fight. She tearfully warns Cena to reconsider taking the match (he won’t) before hugging him and telling him “be careful”. Alexxis is leaving the building under Cena’s advice and isn’t coming back until the threat of Killer Kowalksi has been exterminated tonight. John Cena vs Killer Kowalksi! Boston Street Fight! TONIGHT!
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** Valentines Queen Battle Royal **
A new Valentines tradition; the BCCW Valentines King & Queen (similiar to prom king & queen). This comes to be in a brief backstage vignette in which BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg is swept off his feet and smitten by the newly-arrived Womans Div Secretary EVE TORRES GRACIE (BCCW debut!!) The "King & Queen" is definitely a popularity contest when it's announced that WORLD champion Lou Thesz has been crowned King for the night and will be arriving later to receive his honor (and take in tonights main event match). Meanwhile, the "Queen" role will be contested for tonight in a 10-woman battle royal...
Order of Elimination:
AKSANA: Mildred Burke & Trish Stratus team up right off the bat.
MOTHER IN LAW: Natalya Neidhart/Wendi Richter double clothesline.
GG: Sexy, scantily-clad - and easily disposed of by the "Beautiful People/Cruel Intentions" team of Sable & Social.
ANNIE SOCIAL: Speaking of which, Social is dumped from behind by BFF Sable - who just shrugs her shoulders and licks her lips.
BRITTANY BROWN: Impressive Fantasy Wrestling debut for the local area talent, and her historic run as the 1st (and only) woman to hold 3 different championships at the same time is referenced - before she is dumped by Mildred Burke.
WENDI RICHTER Dumped from behind by Trish Stratus, giving more credence to the "Trish gone heel" theory.
NATALYA NEIDHART: Ejected by Tamina.
TAMINA: Continuing an impressive run, Tamina *thought* she had tossed her future opponent Mildred Burke (title match coming next Fight Night!!) only to be surprise-eliminated from behind by the champ MBurke.
MILDRED BURKE: Almost as quickly, she is dumped over the top from behind by an opportunistic Trish Stratus. MBurke just shakes her head like "you got me"...
Winner: TRISH STRATUS
She graciously accepts her diamond tiara in victory, and reiterates in her post-match promo "no more Ms. Nice Trish". She's about her business and has a very personal goal she wants accomplished with this victory tonight!
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The Champ Is Here
Cameras catch a limo pulling up in the parking lot… enter WORLD champion Lou Thesz and his manager Strangler Lewis. Backstage correspondent MSD rushes onto the scene for some brief words. Apparently, one of the conditions of Thesz appearance tonight would be his coronation as Valentine King. They’ve come to watch the Kowalski/Cena match in person, and Strangler Lewis hints at some kind of alliance they share with regional factions. Lou Thesz © is the best in the world, and he’s on the only show that matters! BCCW TV! Stay tuned!!
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CRYME TYME 3.0 versus THE COMBINATION
** 6-Man Tag Team match **
vs
The Combination is a gathering of Prohibition-era tough guys (and their modern-day counterparts). A gang that as an independent group, has existed prior to formation of the National Crime Syndicate. While the group's original name is "The Combination," certain fantasy wrestling media members have come up with a different name for them: "Murder Inc". Today it is Dick Shikat, Tony Altomare & Axl Keegan - and they take orders only from their off-screen leader the "Lord High Executioner". The Combination is responsible for nearly 800 fantasy wrestling hits that were extremely brutal (like their attack on Necro Butcher - see BCCW TV Episode #4). Many of those hits went unsolved for several years, but the Combination is now stepping up to claim responsibility. Their foils tonight are the forever-jovial and entertaining trio of Cryme Tyme 3.0 (co-starring the lovable chain-smoking pot dealer Weedman). After a revitalized fantasy wrestling run, the Brooklyn Nets-themed Cryme Tyme never seemed to catch on with the New England-area fanbase - even with the addition of medical marijuana favorite Weedman. Tonight is their swan song. Dick Shikat winds up squeezing submission out of JTG with his modified crossface chickenwing. Post match the Combination goes Downtown Harlem on Cryme Tyme 3.0 - tying up Shad Gaspard in the ropes and forcing him to watch them smash JTG's arm in between the steel ring steps, and then take out Weedman with the same steel chair assault to the head that has become a Combination trademark. It is interesting for Striker to note on commentary, that the Combination have thus far been the only group in BCCW *NOT* to be fined, suspended (or worse) for their postmatch actions (something every rulebreaker must deal with when crossing the BCCW law).
Winners: COMBINATION
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
MSD somberly Somberly notifies viewers of BCCW HW champion Sheamus being taken to a local medical facility for further observation. DEAN AMBROSE reappears to steal the scene - and cut another dark, creepy promo that’s trying to impart suicidal despair upon Sheamus and his title reign. Dean Ambrose has been *cleared* of all charges RE: the Casey tavern invasion & robbery - and next week he gets his chance for justice when he takes on Sheamus one-on-one!
Cameras pan to a disturbance up the hall, where the Axis of Evil are being thrown out of the building by security (while complaining loudly of political conspiracy and American bias the entire time). Hans Schmidt lingers just long enough to recap his victory over Sheamus earlier and say something ominous about further terrorist attacks to occur…
Finally - we cut to John Cena’s locker room where he’s wrapping up a cell phone call (checking on Sheamus & Crusher Casey) - when Trish Stratus catches him leaving. Cena & Trish have a quick amicable conversation as cameras tail them, with Trish warning him not to trust Alexxis and wishing John good luck in his match tonight against Kowalski. Cena mentions the Valentines Queen Battle Royal, and Trish starts to say “yeah about that, there’s something I wanted to tell you…” when Cena is suddenly called away by production managers on some kind of emergency. He offers Trish a quick hug and peck on the cheek before being hustled away. Meanwhile, cameras linger on Trish’s face as she watches Cena leaves… breathes deeply… and then continues on her walk - right into a private 5-star dressing room that reads “LOU THESZ: World champion” on the door!!
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FRENCH ANGEL & SAMMI LANE
versus
GORGEOUS GEORGE & GENTLEMAN TORNADO
** Valentines Mixed-Tag Team Match **
versus
It is a Valentines tradition to host a very special inter-gender tag team match, and in anticipation of the next big BCCW PPV (My Bloody Valentine III) we get this fantasy wrestling mash-up. The feud between these two parties has heated up, with Gentleman Tornado even putting his hands upon the valet Sammi Lane (with his masters urging - and to French Angel’s eternal rage). This match was specifically requested (with the stipulation being the winning team gets a “Valentines Wish“ from the losers), but plays out more like a handicap match than anything. Gorgeous George makes his valet Gentleman Tornado do most of the work, and French Angel batters the pimp-in-servitude around the ring. Even Sammi Lane has a chance to get a few shots in on her tormentor Gentleman Tornado. But in the end (after Angel has just run a clinic on Gorgeous George) - Gentleman Tornado gets the blind tag - and winds up super kicking Sammi Lane’s head off for the pin! HOLY S***! Big time boos for that, and French Angel has to literally carry Sammi Lane backstage like a small child. With their post match mic time, Gorgeous George makes his “Valentines Wish” a very special “valet match” next BCCW TV Episode! Gentleman Tornado… versus Sammi Lane one-on-one! The villains snicker and sneer dastardly… the crowd boos their disapproval… and the commentators react with indignation over the antics of Gorgeous George and Gentleman Tornado…
Winners: GORGEOUS GEORGE & GENTLEMAN TORNADO
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FABULOUS KANGAROOS vs. MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS
** 6-Man Tag Team Mach **
versus
BCCW 6-Man tag team action is money. Others have tried it - none could make it work like this. Established teams with a symmetrical fantasy wrestling counterpart. Case in point - the Fabulous Kangaroos. Long time fantasy wrestling mainstays, paired with the Genius Lanny Poffo under Wild Red Berry's tutelage. Poffos stirring poem to start serenades their shared greatness. Their opponents meanwhile have the foundation of Detroit Rock City to lean upon. The dazzling MCMG paired with RHINO. Exciting match (with both teams and their XPW Remixed title histories well documented) that finishes with a thunderous GORE! GORE! GORE! to the Genius Lanny Poffo. 1!.. 2!.. 3!! The BCCW 6-Man ranks just got rocked! Post match, Shelly & Sabin touch on their desire to gain vengeance on the Headhunterz (with their new partner) while Rhino roars briefly into the mic to close (he's calling out the tag team champs TBI next!)
Winners: MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS
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** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
World champion Lou Thesz and Strangler Lewis are in their private viewing box enjoying the show, and receiving the luxury perks of being chosen "Valentine King" for the day. But their pleasent reverie is interupted by BCCW President Paul Bowser! With the icy cold will of mob boss vs mob boss, he alludes to Strangler being able to pull some strings with the New England Athletic commissions, but reminds them both they're still on *HIS* show tonight - guests or not. Both parties leave each other with ominous parting words as we continue our show... Stay tuned!!
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A Fantasy Wrestling Rematch for the Eons
Killer Kowalski leads his troops to the ring. Truly Bad Intentions are the BCCW 6-Man Tag Team champions (Ryback, Karl Anderson & Tommaso Ciampa - who still rocks the tag strap & BCCW MW belt... even though he defers all tag team defenses to stablemate Giant Bernard now). In the ring they meet BCCW VP Sheldon Goldberg (alongside Commissioner Muldoon for back-up) who is going to announce the official #1 contenders to the tag team titles. But before he can, of course Killer bogarts the mic and unleashes all kinds of wild threats - promising to take down the chosen one John Cena tonight - and dismissing whoever Sheldon Goldberg is going to announce. But the BCCW VP has a pretty good track record of surprise title contenders (see Goldberg @ NYE)... and tonight is no different...
Introducing to BCCW...
The #1 contenders...
(and former champions before being swindled by TBI - see XPW Remixed presents Grand Conjunction)...
THE ROAD WARRIORS (Hawk & Animal)!!
Fans go crazy! Bad guys go ballistic! Road Warriors rumble to the ring and address Kowalski & his camp face to face! No fear! Snack on danger, dine on death! Killer Kowalski says these are the 6-man tag titles, and the LOD is one man short. The Commissioner confirms that any tag team title match must take place under the BCCW 6-man rules. But LOD assure the world they have a mystery partner to tackle TBI head-on @ the "MBVIII" PPV!!
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
Truly Bad Intentions © versus Legion of Doom!!
Only @ "My Bloody Valentine III"
Stay tuned!!
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ROB VAN DAM vs. ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. WILD RED BERRY
(Triple Threat)
** Middlweight #1 Contender Match **
vs vs
Main eventers and multi-time fantasy wrestling title holders RVD4:20 and ADR clash once more with championship glory on the line. In pre-match promos this was settled, with ADR looking for another reason to tangle with his uncle Mil Mascaras one more time as well (he projects Mascaras to become the next BCCW MW champion). In an entertaining segue, manager Wild Red Berry was brought into action in place of Damien Sandow (who was “injured” as a result of the GORE! GORE! GORE! He suffered at the hands of Rhino - see BCCW Fight on FX “Blackout!”). In action, RVD & ADR bring the flash and sizzle - with the more-the-capable-hand Berry providing the sportz-entertainment fulcrum in the middle. A few interactions between ADR and Damien Sandow (at ringside in a neck brace) give Del Rio a subtle baby face rub. In the end, match breakdown concludes with Del Rio going after Sandow at ringside (saving his ring announcer Ricardo Rodriguez in the process) - and RVD maneuvering Wild Red Berry into a 5-star frog splash for the finish!
Winner: ROB VAN DAM
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Using social media, Sheamus (getting stitched up at the hospital) cuts a serial-killer promo himself, promising Dean Ambrose will feel his Hell when they face off next week on BCCW TV!
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GOLDBERG © versus ACES & 8’s
** Handicap Match **
versus
Segment starts with "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers taking to the ring for a promo. Both Matt Morgan & Mark Henry were like old warhorses who had to be taken out to pasture. Now Rogers has a bull in his sights, which is why he hedged his bets by hiring Aces & 8s to perform a hit on BCCW TV Champion Goldberg. That draws the dramatic strains of Goldberg's music - and cue his ominous walkout. Before he can get all the way down the aisle, 3 Aces & 8s members have materialized to stand beside Rogers in the ring. Group leader D-Von Dudley addresses Goldberg on the mic as well, leading to the following handicap match. Glorified squash, with Goldberg running through the repackaged Tomko and Territory Wars debuting Brian Fury (local NECW veteran) with a vicious fury. He spears Tomko out of his boots and gives D-Von & Rogers (at ringside) the thumbs up right before pulverizing Brian Fury with his jackhammer finish. Now Goldberg has the one mic for a very succinct closing statement: (points at D-Von) YOU'RE NEXT!!
Winner: GOLDBERG
This just in: Goldberg will defend the TV title next week against D-Von Dudley! Stay tuned!!
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** BCCW Middleweight championship match **
TOMMASO CIAMPA (2015) © vs. MIL MASCARAS (1975)
w/ versus
Big time wrestling/MMA main event entrances for both men – with premium importance being placed on the BCCW MW belt. Killer Kowalksi looms in Ciampa’s corner – a dark harbinger of things to come. Match is hardcore 70s lucha meets ROH strong-style and has fans chanting everything from “VIVA MASCARAS!” to “THIS IS AWESOME!” Mascaras misses a dramatic dive and impales himself on a ringside guardrail. His weakened rib areas plays into the rest of the match, with Killer himself even grabbing a ringside stomach claw when the ref wasn’t looking! Mil Mascaras still fights back with a heavy contingent of Latino fans cheering him on. But Ciampa is able to roll through on a Mascaras body press attempt – hook the tights, drape his foot around the ropes – and capitalize on Mil’s injured ribs to nearly steal it! 1!.. 2!.. kickout! Mil Mascaras mounts an amazing, no-selling, supermex comeback when all the sudden… chaos ensues.
Winner: NONE (no finish)
From the crowd – 3 black-cloaked SWAT members (think: WWE Shield) storm the barricade and attack! It is the Axis of Evil – Hans Schmidt, Colonel DeBeers & Ludvig Borga! They are unleashing a gangland-style beatdown on Mil Mascaras! Tommaso Ciampa & Kowalksi are smart enough to powder out and disappear from the scene, as the ring bell tolls furiously. None the less – the Axis goes “American History X” on Mil’s ass, setting him up for a triple powerbomb… when who should appear for the run-in and save?!?!...
ALBERTO DEL RIO!!
Wielding a steel pipe in his hands, ADR unleashes a furious sneak attack on the 3 bandits – violently driving them away! Crowd explodes into cheers! Axis begin their retreat; smug in their beatdown on Mascaras – but shocked and outraged by ADR’s interjection. Del Rio eventually shakes hands and bows his head to Mil Mascaras, while helping trainers and physicians get his injured uncle backstage. Full-fledged face turn into the Mexican hero ADR is portrayed as on WWE TV 2013.
** CUT **
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** Main Event **
KILLER KOWALKSI versus JOHN CENA
(Boston Street Fight)
** Heavyweight Match **
versus
Sick match. Great, hard-nosed main event. Classic XPW Remixed-styled "brawl through the fans" ringside mayhem. Both Cena & Kowalski's entire fantasy wrestling arcs are recapped on commentary, with attention being paid specifically to Kowalski's brain-washing tactics (RE: Alexxis) and his stubborn belief that Ryback was the sole reason for the TBI loss on BCCW TV Episode #5 (Killer treats the former Skip Sheffield like the whipping dog of his camp). Kowalksi is stiff, mean and brutal - bashing, stomping, kicking and *biting* Cena all over the ring.
Meanwhile Cena is on a path of vengeance ever since being unseated by World champion Lou Thesz. His successes and failures in XPW Remixed (and NWA) are thoroughly examined, as he withstands a ferocious beating from Kowalski. Killer's coaching strategy is plainly apparent, as he too targets the rib area of Cena (with a brutal steel chair assault) in order to weaken the FUAA and strengthen his own Stomach Claw attempts. In the end, Kowalski actually mounts a power-heel comeback (to small - but loud - pockets of CHEERS) and Cena winds up trapped in the ring ropes! He's tied helplessly in place as Kowalski advances with what appears to be a sick unprotected chair shot... when ALEXXIS NEVAEH runs in for the save! She unties Cena, freeing him from the ropes (to loud, high-pitched cheers and shrieks from the woman and children fans) and the two of them stand side-by-side against Kowalski!! Killer feints as if he will swing the chair - Alexxis flinches - Cena brushes her behind him to protect her... and she STRIKES WITH A LOWBLOW! Commentators have a conniption as the set-up becomes apparent. John Cena - hobbled over by a low blow - is easy pickings for a climatic chair shot from Kowalski! He collapses on Cena with his deadly Stomach Claw! Cena is out, and ref counts him down! 1!! 2!! 3!! KILLER KOWALSKI BEATS JOHN CENA!
Winner: KILLER KOWALSKI
Alexxis Nevaeh cements her decision to remain allied with the deadliest fantasy wrestling camp on the East Coast.
Killer Kowalski hoots and hollers about his deceptive victory, while Alexxis remains stone-faced and evil... staring down at Cena's unconcious body. The Mickey & Mallory of BCCW then snap into action, about to do something diabolical to Cena - when TRISH STRATUS runs in for the real save! She tackles Alexxis and a catfight breaks out, buying Cena enough time to recover (slightly). With the cheers of the fans driving them on, Cena & Trish combine to eject Kowalski & Alexxis for good before embracing in the ring. Alexxis is irate with jealousy.
POST MATCH BREAKDOWN:
Cena & Trish turn right around into the smiling faces of Lou Thesz & Strangler Lewis - ready to formally accept the honor of "Valentines King & Queen". Stratus & Cena however, look disgusted. Announcers reiterate Trish was spotted entering the champs locker room earlier, and indeed that's the first thing Strangler Lewis mentions when he has the house mic in his hand. It turns out, Trish Stratus was seeking some kind of arrangement with the champ... and even Cena seems put off by the suggestion. And indeed she was! Trish doesn't deny it!
She was forced to seek permission from a higher sports authority in order to get her coveted match against Alexxis Nevaeh! Alexxis has been ducking and dodging Trish ever since turning on her at New Years Evolution, and Trish wants revenge! Alexxis & Kowalski fly into a rage at ringside - clearly upset that their tenous alliance with Thesz was compromised! But the swerve comes when Trish reveals she was actually on her way to ask Cena to be her Valentine King, NOT Thesz! Strangler Lewis tries to put his hand on Trish's wrist, only to be punched in the face by Cena! Cena & Thesz begin to tangle as the crowd cheers and security intervenes! Finally BCCW President breaks up the ruckus with some good news (just sanctioned by the NWA New England Athletic board)
EVERYBODY gets their chance for satisfaction!
At MBVIII, the proud tradition of a Valentines intergender tag team match continues...
John Cena & Trish Stratus will team up to face WORLD champion Lou Thesz & Alexxis Nevaeh! Winning team to receive world title shots! (with Thesz reserving the right to ban Cena from all future World title shots should Thesz & Alexxis win)!! Strangler Lewis (still holding his jaw) is all like "you can't do this!!", but Paul Bowser reminds him this is HIS show! BCCW rules!! Fade out on Cena/Trish facing off with Thesz/Alexxis as commentators hype the PPV, and entice viewers to stay tuned next week on BCCW TV!!
** FADE OUT **
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BCCW presents...
MY BLOODY VALENTINE III
Lou Thesz & Alexxis Nevaeh vs John Cena & Trish Stratus
(Valentines Mixed Tag Match)
** BCCW 6-Man Tag Team titles **
Truly Bad Intentions © versus Legion of Doom!!
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CREDITS:
Dean Ambrose excerpt: Dexter (showtime) episode "An Inconvenient Lie" (2007)