Post by MadStepDad on Dec 14, 2012 10:59:57 GMT -5
** The 5-Point Show **
A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... the Best of the Best 2 tourney continues tonight with the final two making their way to "GRAND CONJUNCTION". Plus - two historic title unification bouts on the horizon between the Boston & XPW champion.. and then the NWA! All this and so much more as we're just receiving word that next weeks XPW TV Episode will be the LAST on the Dumont Network Channel #13! We'll be notifying you of further channel and timeslot changes as they occur! Meanwhile, we've got womans action, tag team warfare and BoB2 semi-finals BEEEYOTCH! Stay tuned!
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ALEXXIS NEVAEH versus SABLE (w/ Annie Social)
versus w/
Alexxis def. Sable via flying bulldog
(The fly-bitch “Beautiful People” vibe of Sable/Social contrasts wonderfully with the fiery South Shore temper and blue-collar grit of Lexxus. She outworks Sable, and kicks off Annie Socials chest (knocking her off the apron once and for all) to launch the springboard bulldog that wins this match)
** CUT **
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USOs (w/ Tamina) versus HEADHUNTERZ
w/ versus
Headhunterz def. Uso's
(Violent, jungle-themed clash comes to its brutal conclusion when HHz prove who the *REAL* beasts are. They crush the Uso's with twin 400lb+ moonsaults and leave the Cali native Uso's writhing where they lay. Even Tamina seems intimidated by the HHz heaving aura)
** CUT **
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SANDMAN versus NECRO BUTCHER
versus
Sandman def. Necro Butcher (Last Man Standing Match)
(Stiff, wild and violent with enough concussive chair shots to make the IWC collectively stand up and say “enough” (but the live fans loved it). These two inebriated goons chop meat all night and unleash all the body-folding bumps - until Sandman literally buries Butcher beneath a crushing stack of audio equipment - rendering him unable to unearth himself before the 10 count. Sandman stands over the rubble chugging beer and waving his Kendo sticks to chants of “XPW! XPW!” A final unofficial “salute” to Death Match wrestling from the two who pounded the nail in the coffin).
** CUT **
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”3 Man Band, baybeeee!”
3MB get their rawked-out entrance, and with swagged-out pride they prepare to unleash their first hit single. But before they can, they are interrupted by Wolfie D (JC Ice Baby’s former partner in PG-13). He addresses the men on the mic, in a sorrowful plead for acceptance. He was injured, JC Ice Baby joined the band, and now Wolfie D is back and he wants in!
He even has the little metal triangles they give you in grade-school music class to chime in! It can be the 4MB! All seems good, until the sudden swerve ending when Heath Slater clobbers Wolfie D from behind - and unleashes the 1!.. 2!… 1,2,3.4!”-count beat down. Wolfie D is officially excommunicated from XPW Remixed, and JC Ice Baby embarks upon the newest chapter in his solo fantasy wrestling career - “3MB babyeeee!!”
** CUT **
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** Best of the Best 2 (semi-finals) **
RASHAD CAMERON versus SAMI CALLIHAN
versus
Rashad Cameron is the cocky Killadelphia rap star wannabe - Sami Callihan the brooding, gothic modern-day menace. Together they are CZW classics and XPW Remixed legends. Tonight they lay it all on the line in a triumphant clash. Cameron cheats, complains about racial profiling and scurries away (while commentators cover his discrimination threats against the company). Sami Callihan's uncredited reign as KotDM is referenced, as are *HIS* threats towards Strangler Lewis and the company. Mid-way through the match - none other than XPW President Strangler Lewis appears at ringside to join commentary! Both Sami & Rashad seem wary of the move, but his presence adds another level of heat to the match.
On commentary Lewis discusses the FX merger and how the BoB2 is a storied tradition that will have great ramifications on this sport (once the merger is complete). Sami Callihan finally gets bloody baby face revenge and seems well on his way to victory, when a perceived “slight” draws Ed Lewis out of his commentator chair. He and Sami Callihan have a face-off and start jawing at each other ringside. Somehow in the confusion, Rashad Cameron winds up with Strangler Lewis small metal chain in HIS hand - and uses it BASH Sami Callihan in the face with when he least expects it! Strangler Lewis continues to draw eyes away from the illegal chain shot, while Rashad Cameron slowly earns the count-out victory (Lewis kicked Callihan away from the ring apron at the 9 count)! Cameras even catch Strangler Lewis discreetly stuffing the chain BACK in his pocket and leaving the scene! Meanwhile, Rashad Cameron celebrates his victory with music video panache (in yo FACE, n***a!!)
Winner (by count-out): RASHAD CAMERON
** CUT **
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TOMMASO CIAMPA versus BRIAN KENDRICK
versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Brian Kendrick in their fantasy wrestling re-match
(Ciampa continues on his “anti-cruiserweight” tirade; disparaging not only the BoB2 (of which he DECLINED entry) - but WCW and TNA’s X-Division. Until ROH founding father Brian “Spanky” Kendrick makes him swallow his words. The graduate of Texas Wrestling Academy proves he has the goods - but Ciampa stone-wills himself to victory - using a power based offense that Kendrick just cannot match. Yet even that hard-earned victory is not enough. An enraged Ciampa seeks to make a statement, and begins it with a post-match beat down on Kendrick. But before he can get *TOO* gangsta wittit…)
Enter the OG of Xtreme
NEW JACK!!
Trash can-filled with weapons beat down on Tommaso Ciampa - who is suddenly powerless in the face of this violent onslaught! “Natural Born Killaz” (Dre & Cube) blasts through the speakers as New Jack runs through his crowd-pleasing assault! Until finally HE is overcome by the tornado destructive force of…
TRULY BAD INTENTIONS
(Ryback & Machine Gun)
New Jack gets a few trash-can lid shots off etc… but TBI no-sell the bulk of it and run through the OG Gangsta like rampaging bulls. These barbaric Vikings (representing the East Coast through Ciampa’s promo work) draw the ire and derision of the native West Coast crowd. Until XPW Remixed VP TOOTS MONDT appears on the scene to make an instant tag team match - starting NOW! Enter your opponents!..
** SEGUE **
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TRULY BAD INTENTIONZ versus THE SHEIK & SABU
versus
TBI def SHEIK & SABU (but barely)
For the first time in their fantasy wrestling career together, the TBI are meant to look vulnerable. Taken by surprise, the horrifying aura of Sabu & Sheik drives even TCiampa away from ringside! Uncle & nephew use stabbing, slashing and brawling to offset TBI and drive the crowd into a bloodthirsty frenzy! Sabu Springboard leg lariat off Sheik’s back to Ryback! Pencil assault on Machine Gun! Ryback goes through a table courtesy of a Sabu suicide dive! “HOLY S***!” and “XPW!” chants for that! Sheik winds up battering and bloodying Machine Gun all the way back through the fans and into the locker room area! Meanwhile left alone in the ring, Ryback begins the superhuman comeback upon Sabu - before spearing him through a table in the corner - and shell-shocking him for the finish - leaving the crowd deflated. Ryback smears the blood off his face and chest and screams “FEED ME MORE”!
** CUT **
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** Best of the Best 2 (semi-finals) **
RUCKUS versus PAUL LONDON
versus
Main event hype and boy do they deliver. Both men subscribe to the “marijuana is steroids for the mind” theory, and their out-of-this-world offenses can only be described as intergalactic. Paul London and Ruckus (ROH and CZW stalwarts) match each other move-for-death-defying-move, all within the framed context of a fight with honor. Crowd is torn between supporting both men, so just marks out completely over every exchange. “THIS IS WRESTLING!” “XPW!” and “PLEASE DON’T DIE!” chants abound! All the while, cameras catch Rashad Cameron (the BoB2 finalist) watching the match with a look of disdain and jealousy. In the end each man contests a 30-minute wrestling masterpiece that ends when the final regulation time limit is up - leaving fans breathless and both men deflated on their backs. Official result is a “DRAW” but the real winners are the fans. Both wrestlers slow to gain their feet, but with the crowd giving them a standing O - respond with the mutual handshake and hug of respect! “XPW! XPW!” Speaking of which - XPW Remixed president Strangler Lewis appears on the entrance ramp to decree there WILL be a rematch on the next 5-Point Show! Ruckus vs. Paul London 2 for the right to meet Rashad Cameron in the BoB2 finals @ “GRAND CONJUNCTION”! Crowd cheers and the two competitors look just as pumped to receive the news! Next week we do it again! Stay tuned!
Winner: NONE (Draw)
** FADE OUT **
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A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... the Best of the Best 2 tourney continues tonight with the final two making their way to "GRAND CONJUNCTION". Plus - two historic title unification bouts on the horizon between the Boston & XPW champion.. and then the NWA! All this and so much more as we're just receiving word that next weeks XPW TV Episode will be the LAST on the Dumont Network Channel #13! We'll be notifying you of further channel and timeslot changes as they occur! Meanwhile, we've got womans action, tag team warfare and BoB2 semi-finals BEEEYOTCH! Stay tuned!
** CUT TO ACTION **
_______________________________________________________________
ALEXXIS NEVAEH versus SABLE (w/ Annie Social)
versus w/
Alexxis def. Sable via flying bulldog
(The fly-bitch “Beautiful People” vibe of Sable/Social contrasts wonderfully with the fiery South Shore temper and blue-collar grit of Lexxus. She outworks Sable, and kicks off Annie Socials chest (knocking her off the apron once and for all) to launch the springboard bulldog that wins this match)
** CUT **
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USOs (w/ Tamina) versus HEADHUNTERZ
w/ versus
Headhunterz def. Uso's
(Violent, jungle-themed clash comes to its brutal conclusion when HHz prove who the *REAL* beasts are. They crush the Uso's with twin 400lb+ moonsaults and leave the Cali native Uso's writhing where they lay. Even Tamina seems intimidated by the HHz heaving aura)
** CUT **
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SANDMAN versus NECRO BUTCHER
versus
Sandman def. Necro Butcher (Last Man Standing Match)
(Stiff, wild and violent with enough concussive chair shots to make the IWC collectively stand up and say “enough” (but the live fans loved it). These two inebriated goons chop meat all night and unleash all the body-folding bumps - until Sandman literally buries Butcher beneath a crushing stack of audio equipment - rendering him unable to unearth himself before the 10 count. Sandman stands over the rubble chugging beer and waving his Kendo sticks to chants of “XPW! XPW!” A final unofficial “salute” to Death Match wrestling from the two who pounded the nail in the coffin).
** CUT **
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”3 Man Band, baybeeee!”
3MB get their rawked-out entrance, and with swagged-out pride they prepare to unleash their first hit single. But before they can, they are interrupted by Wolfie D (JC Ice Baby’s former partner in PG-13). He addresses the men on the mic, in a sorrowful plead for acceptance. He was injured, JC Ice Baby joined the band, and now Wolfie D is back and he wants in!
He even has the little metal triangles they give you in grade-school music class to chime in! It can be the 4MB! All seems good, until the sudden swerve ending when Heath Slater clobbers Wolfie D from behind - and unleashes the 1!.. 2!… 1,2,3.4!”-count beat down. Wolfie D is officially excommunicated from XPW Remixed, and JC Ice Baby embarks upon the newest chapter in his solo fantasy wrestling career - “3MB babyeeee!!”
** CUT **
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** Best of the Best 2 (semi-finals) **
RASHAD CAMERON versus SAMI CALLIHAN
versus
Rashad Cameron is the cocky Killadelphia rap star wannabe - Sami Callihan the brooding, gothic modern-day menace. Together they are CZW classics and XPW Remixed legends. Tonight they lay it all on the line in a triumphant clash. Cameron cheats, complains about racial profiling and scurries away (while commentators cover his discrimination threats against the company). Sami Callihan's uncredited reign as KotDM is referenced, as are *HIS* threats towards Strangler Lewis and the company. Mid-way through the match - none other than XPW President Strangler Lewis appears at ringside to join commentary! Both Sami & Rashad seem wary of the move, but his presence adds another level of heat to the match.
On commentary Lewis discusses the FX merger and how the BoB2 is a storied tradition that will have great ramifications on this sport (once the merger is complete). Sami Callihan finally gets bloody baby face revenge and seems well on his way to victory, when a perceived “slight” draws Ed Lewis out of his commentator chair. He and Sami Callihan have a face-off and start jawing at each other ringside. Somehow in the confusion, Rashad Cameron winds up with Strangler Lewis small metal chain in HIS hand - and uses it BASH Sami Callihan in the face with when he least expects it! Strangler Lewis continues to draw eyes away from the illegal chain shot, while Rashad Cameron slowly earns the count-out victory (Lewis kicked Callihan away from the ring apron at the 9 count)! Cameras even catch Strangler Lewis discreetly stuffing the chain BACK in his pocket and leaving the scene! Meanwhile, Rashad Cameron celebrates his victory with music video panache (in yo FACE, n***a!!)
Winner (by count-out): RASHAD CAMERON
** CUT **
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TOMMASO CIAMPA versus BRIAN KENDRICK
versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Brian Kendrick in their fantasy wrestling re-match
(Ciampa continues on his “anti-cruiserweight” tirade; disparaging not only the BoB2 (of which he DECLINED entry) - but WCW and TNA’s X-Division. Until ROH founding father Brian “Spanky” Kendrick makes him swallow his words. The graduate of Texas Wrestling Academy proves he has the goods - but Ciampa stone-wills himself to victory - using a power based offense that Kendrick just cannot match. Yet even that hard-earned victory is not enough. An enraged Ciampa seeks to make a statement, and begins it with a post-match beat down on Kendrick. But before he can get *TOO* gangsta wittit…)
Enter the OG of Xtreme
NEW JACK!!
Trash can-filled with weapons beat down on Tommaso Ciampa - who is suddenly powerless in the face of this violent onslaught! “Natural Born Killaz” (Dre & Cube) blasts through the speakers as New Jack runs through his crowd-pleasing assault! Until finally HE is overcome by the tornado destructive force of…
TRULY BAD INTENTIONS
(Ryback & Machine Gun)
New Jack gets a few trash-can lid shots off etc… but TBI no-sell the bulk of it and run through the OG Gangsta like rampaging bulls. These barbaric Vikings (representing the East Coast through Ciampa’s promo work) draw the ire and derision of the native West Coast crowd. Until XPW Remixed VP TOOTS MONDT appears on the scene to make an instant tag team match - starting NOW! Enter your opponents!..
** SEGUE **
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TRULY BAD INTENTIONZ versus THE SHEIK & SABU
versus
TBI def SHEIK & SABU (but barely)
For the first time in their fantasy wrestling career together, the TBI are meant to look vulnerable. Taken by surprise, the horrifying aura of Sabu & Sheik drives even TCiampa away from ringside! Uncle & nephew use stabbing, slashing and brawling to offset TBI and drive the crowd into a bloodthirsty frenzy! Sabu Springboard leg lariat off Sheik’s back to Ryback! Pencil assault on Machine Gun! Ryback goes through a table courtesy of a Sabu suicide dive! “HOLY S***!” and “XPW!” chants for that! Sheik winds up battering and bloodying Machine Gun all the way back through the fans and into the locker room area! Meanwhile left alone in the ring, Ryback begins the superhuman comeback upon Sabu - before spearing him through a table in the corner - and shell-shocking him for the finish - leaving the crowd deflated. Ryback smears the blood off his face and chest and screams “FEED ME MORE”!
** CUT **
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** Best of the Best 2 (semi-finals) **
RUCKUS versus PAUL LONDON
versus
Main event hype and boy do they deliver. Both men subscribe to the “marijuana is steroids for the mind” theory, and their out-of-this-world offenses can only be described as intergalactic. Paul London and Ruckus (ROH and CZW stalwarts) match each other move-for-death-defying-move, all within the framed context of a fight with honor. Crowd is torn between supporting both men, so just marks out completely over every exchange. “THIS IS WRESTLING!” “XPW!” and “PLEASE DON’T DIE!” chants abound! All the while, cameras catch Rashad Cameron (the BoB2 finalist) watching the match with a look of disdain and jealousy. In the end each man contests a 30-minute wrestling masterpiece that ends when the final regulation time limit is up - leaving fans breathless and both men deflated on their backs. Official result is a “DRAW” but the real winners are the fans. Both wrestlers slow to gain their feet, but with the crowd giving them a standing O - respond with the mutual handshake and hug of respect! “XPW! XPW!” Speaking of which - XPW Remixed president Strangler Lewis appears on the entrance ramp to decree there WILL be a rematch on the next 5-Point Show! Ruckus vs. Paul London 2 for the right to meet Rashad Cameron in the BoB2 finals @ “GRAND CONJUNCTION”! Crowd cheers and the two competitors look just as pumped to receive the news! Next week we do it again! Stay tuned!
Winner: NONE (Draw)
** FADE OUT **
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