Post by MadStepDad on Nov 18, 2012 18:01:15 GMT -5
** The 5-Point Show **
A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... with the company already losing TV sponsorships, air slots, being banned from PPV - and now the literal end of the Death Match division - "The B-Show" is a desperate attempt to generate public interest in the product... When we last left off the unlikely duo of Thesz & Cena has advanced to the finals of the Tag Team Valkyrie tournament... but Onita's deadly VOODOO MURDERS await them @ "Redemption"... a massive Dream Match was announced for the Woman's title when Mildred Burke challenged Awesome Kong... Dean Ambrose continues his rise, Dudz & LOD head towards the Final Chapter, and Strangler Lewis continues hyping his AWA title match @ "REDEMPTION"! Stay tuned!
** CUT TO ACTION **
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CRYME TYME versus GENERATION ME
versus
Cryme Tyme def. GenME
(The energy, hype and swagger of the NBA’s all-new BROOKLYN NETS team have brought Cryme Tyme a new shade of relevancy. They have returned full-fledged face with their confirmed split from Rashad Cameron’s “Movement” - and continue their streak of crowd-pleasing double-team shenanigans that play out like an ESPN highlight reel on the two overmatched white boys. Brooklyn is ballin!)
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DAMIEN SANDOW (w/ Wild Red Berry) versus COLT CABANA
w/ versus
Damien Sandow def. Colt Cabana
(After a long-winded soliloquy from Sandow welcoming his manager Wild Red Berry back to business - they are (thankfully) interrupted by Colt Cabana 2012! He gets the best of Sandow verbally on the mic, but in the end - the combined diabolical genius of Sandow & Berry is too much. Distraction from Berry leads to the “Terminus” finish. Sandow & Bery celebrate a new era of education and class in XPW Remixed. You‘re welcome)
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TRISH & ALEXXIS versus NATTIE & TAMINA
versus
Trish & Alexxis def. Nattie & Tamina
(Trish & Alexxis have been all over the A-loop together promoting “The 5-Point Show”. They’re almost the unofficial faces of the new company product. Their dynamic team shows off again tonight, with capable Nattie Neidhart & Tamina playing the foil to their athletic double-teams. Twin springboard bulldogs for the Varsity cheerleaders of XPW Remixed..)
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SNUFF & POGO the CLOWN versus THE SHEIK… and SABU!!
versus
ECW ORIGINALS def. XPW ORIGINALS
(At first it seems the crazy OG Sheik is going to accept a fight against nemesis Snuff & partner Pogo the Clown alone - until the surprise run-in of his nephew SABU (saving Sheik from certain doom)! The blood-estranged uncle & nephew combined to defeat the monsters in exciting fashion, before soaking in the cheers (and blood) and twin pointing to the sky! United!)
** CUT **
** Last Stand Battle Royal **
This just in - signed by the President’s hand himself… “Last Stand Battle Royal” @ “REDEMPTION”! Sanctioned Death Match wrestling goes out with a bang - literally! As we throw any crazy Death match sunovabitch that wants to participate from the frying pan to the fire. This is your last chance to leave a blood soaked stain on Mash-Up Wrestling forever! Winner earns the right to call themselves the LAST “KotDM” champion! Sami Callihan’s title is on the line! But will he survive the main event tonight?? Or will we see a NEW KotDM walk down the ramp @ “REDEMPTION”!?! Stay tuned!!
KotDM title defended @ "REDEMPTION" in a
LAST STAND BATTLE ROYAL!!
** CUT **
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** Missy’s Manor w/ special guest: GORGEOUS GEORGE WAGNER
Gorgeous George’s hilarious Ed Sullivan/Johnny Carson/Jay Leno routine is infuriately interrupted by his PPV opponent Human Tornado. It enrages George to no end, but to the fans it is entertainment dynamite. Then - adding to the “sportz entertainment” sizzle of the segment - comes Heath Slater & Jinder Mahal (3MB 2012 style)! The new combo slam both George & Tornado’s style - before Missy tries calming everybody down. Thankfully - XPW VP & Commissioner Toots Mondt is on the scene to quell the commotion… and make a tag team match NEXT!
** CUT **
Gorgeous George & Human Tornado versus SLATER & MAHAL
versus
SLATER & MAHAL def. GEORGE & HUMAN TORNADO
(Even despite the comic mistiming and shenanigans between them, George & Human Tornado are on the verge of winning this match - when none other than JC ICE BABY (formerly of PG-13) makes the run-in interference and sides with Slater & Mahal! Oh my, baybaaaay! Now it’s the THREE-MAN BAND!! Hollllaaaa! Meanwhile - George & Tornado have more fuel for their fire @ “REDEMPTION“…)
** CUT **
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"The Tommaso Trilogy"
(The Streak Continues)
Tommaso Ciampa versus Gunner
versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Gunner (count-out)
(TCiampa’s new-look “arrive - say little - kick ass - leave” attitude takes precedence as he demands the referee count his no-show opponent out and raise his arm in victory)
** SEGUE **
TOMMASO CIAMPA versus WEEDMAN
(East Coast versus West Coast)
versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Weedman
(But Ciampa’s cheap addition to his newfound East Coast “win streak” ruffles the feathers of native CA sensation Weedman! The pot dealer roasts Ciampa on the mic, but runs into a Project Ciampa finisher to end the match. Then… Ciampa’s tag team associates TBI (Ryback & Machine Gun) make their entrance! But before all 3 of them can stomp Weedman into THC on the mat…)
** SEGUE **
TOMMASO CIAMPA versus RUCKUS
versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Ruckus
(…Weedman’s tag team partner Ruckus to the rescue! High flying offense to kick Ciampa up another notch. Another brief yet torrid affair that ends prematurely when Ryback catches Ruckus with a meat hook clothesline outside the ring… back inside it’s an easy Ciampa finish. Picture perfect victory pose, with a salute to their mysterious East Coast sensei…)
** SEGUE **
TRULY BAD INTENTIONS versus USO’s
versus
TBI def. Uso’s
(Uso’s get the rousing West Coast Siva Tau entrance that gets a big pop. Defending their turf. But TBI still run through them in short order and restore their domination. )
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RASHAD CAMERON versus RICKY REYES
(“Loser Leaves XPW Remixed” Match)
versus
Rashad Cameron def. Ricky Reyes
(Recap of the “Movement” and what became their ultimate downfall. It all played out when Rashad ditched Reyes to defeat. Now there is only room for one. Lots of attitude, acrobatics and sick cruiserweight action that is ended emphatically by a BLKJeez stomp to Reyes head with a steel chair! Rashad Cameron stands triumphant alone!)
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MCMG versus LONDON & KENDRICK
(2 out of 3 falls match)
versus
MCMG def. Kendrick & London
(The rubber match between the two teams in XPW Remixed (they own a 1-1-1 record against each other)… and a fantastic bout to boot. It’s also a subliminal fantasy wrestling dream feud between former WWE & TNA tag team champions. Not to mention the ROH origin points for these men as well. In the end, MCMG out-quick the blurs by the slightest of 2-1 margins - but the real winners are the fans who see this classic encounter. They punctuate the match with a handshake of mutual respect that gets a standing ovation from the crowd and chants of “XPW! XPW!”)
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** King of the Death Match championship **
SAMI CALLIHAN © versus SANDMAN & NECRO BUTCHER
(Handicap Match)
versus &
Sami Callihan © def. Sandman & Necro Butcher
(Callihan was the bloody underdog to these two Death Match veterans… until familiar discord between them proved their undoing. Sandman & Necro once again break out into spontaneous fisticuffs between themselves, allowing Sami Callihan to take them both out before pinning Necro Butcher to retain his title. Sami Callihan has the creepy staredown with David Otunga on the entrance ramp - Otunga being the man legally responsible for killing the Death Match division - and Sami Callihan the last stalwart champion ready to die before giving up that honor... "Last Stand Battle Royal" @ "REDEMPTION" for the KotDM title!!)
XPW Remixed presents...
"REDEMPTION"
Surprise iPPV air date November 23rd 2012
Exactly 2 hours and 50 minutes before NWA's "Great American Bash" will begin!! DON'T MISS IT!!
Stay tuned!
** FADE OUT **
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A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... with the company already losing TV sponsorships, air slots, being banned from PPV - and now the literal end of the Death Match division - "The B-Show" is a desperate attempt to generate public interest in the product... When we last left off the unlikely duo of Thesz & Cena has advanced to the finals of the Tag Team Valkyrie tournament... but Onita's deadly VOODOO MURDERS await them @ "Redemption"... a massive Dream Match was announced for the Woman's title when Mildred Burke challenged Awesome Kong... Dean Ambrose continues his rise, Dudz & LOD head towards the Final Chapter, and Strangler Lewis continues hyping his AWA title match @ "REDEMPTION"! Stay tuned!
** CUT TO ACTION **
_________________________________________________________
CRYME TYME versus GENERATION ME
versus
Cryme Tyme def. GenME
(The energy, hype and swagger of the NBA’s all-new BROOKLYN NETS team have brought Cryme Tyme a new shade of relevancy. They have returned full-fledged face with their confirmed split from Rashad Cameron’s “Movement” - and continue their streak of crowd-pleasing double-team shenanigans that play out like an ESPN highlight reel on the two overmatched white boys. Brooklyn is ballin!)
_________________________________________________________
DAMIEN SANDOW (w/ Wild Red Berry) versus COLT CABANA
w/ versus
Damien Sandow def. Colt Cabana
(After a long-winded soliloquy from Sandow welcoming his manager Wild Red Berry back to business - they are (thankfully) interrupted by Colt Cabana 2012! He gets the best of Sandow verbally on the mic, but in the end - the combined diabolical genius of Sandow & Berry is too much. Distraction from Berry leads to the “Terminus” finish. Sandow & Bery celebrate a new era of education and class in XPW Remixed. You‘re welcome)
___________________________________________________________
TRISH & ALEXXIS versus NATTIE & TAMINA
versus
Trish & Alexxis def. Nattie & Tamina
(Trish & Alexxis have been all over the A-loop together promoting “The 5-Point Show”. They’re almost the unofficial faces of the new company product. Their dynamic team shows off again tonight, with capable Nattie Neidhart & Tamina playing the foil to their athletic double-teams. Twin springboard bulldogs for the Varsity cheerleaders of XPW Remixed..)
_________________________________________________________________
SNUFF & POGO the CLOWN versus THE SHEIK… and SABU!!
versus
ECW ORIGINALS def. XPW ORIGINALS
(At first it seems the crazy OG Sheik is going to accept a fight against nemesis Snuff & partner Pogo the Clown alone - until the surprise run-in of his nephew SABU (saving Sheik from certain doom)! The blood-estranged uncle & nephew combined to defeat the monsters in exciting fashion, before soaking in the cheers (and blood) and twin pointing to the sky! United!)
** CUT **
** Last Stand Battle Royal **
This just in - signed by the President’s hand himself… “Last Stand Battle Royal” @ “REDEMPTION”! Sanctioned Death Match wrestling goes out with a bang - literally! As we throw any crazy Death match sunovabitch that wants to participate from the frying pan to the fire. This is your last chance to leave a blood soaked stain on Mash-Up Wrestling forever! Winner earns the right to call themselves the LAST “KotDM” champion! Sami Callihan’s title is on the line! But will he survive the main event tonight?? Or will we see a NEW KotDM walk down the ramp @ “REDEMPTION”!?! Stay tuned!!
KotDM title defended @ "REDEMPTION" in a
LAST STAND BATTLE ROYAL!!
** CUT **
______________________________________________
** Missy’s Manor w/ special guest: GORGEOUS GEORGE WAGNER
Gorgeous George’s hilarious Ed Sullivan/Johnny Carson/Jay Leno routine is infuriately interrupted by his PPV opponent Human Tornado. It enrages George to no end, but to the fans it is entertainment dynamite. Then - adding to the “sportz entertainment” sizzle of the segment - comes Heath Slater & Jinder Mahal (3MB 2012 style)! The new combo slam both George & Tornado’s style - before Missy tries calming everybody down. Thankfully - XPW VP & Commissioner Toots Mondt is on the scene to quell the commotion… and make a tag team match NEXT!
** CUT **
Gorgeous George & Human Tornado versus SLATER & MAHAL
versus
SLATER & MAHAL def. GEORGE & HUMAN TORNADO
(Even despite the comic mistiming and shenanigans between them, George & Human Tornado are on the verge of winning this match - when none other than JC ICE BABY (formerly of PG-13) makes the run-in interference and sides with Slater & Mahal! Oh my, baybaaaay! Now it’s the THREE-MAN BAND!! Hollllaaaa! Meanwhile - George & Tornado have more fuel for their fire @ “REDEMPTION“…)
** CUT **
_____________________________________________________________
"The Tommaso Trilogy"
(The Streak Continues)
Tommaso Ciampa versus Gunner
versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Gunner (count-out)
(TCiampa’s new-look “arrive - say little - kick ass - leave” attitude takes precedence as he demands the referee count his no-show opponent out and raise his arm in victory)
** SEGUE **
TOMMASO CIAMPA versus WEEDMAN
(East Coast versus West Coast)
versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Weedman
(But Ciampa’s cheap addition to his newfound East Coast “win streak” ruffles the feathers of native CA sensation Weedman! The pot dealer roasts Ciampa on the mic, but runs into a Project Ciampa finisher to end the match. Then… Ciampa’s tag team associates TBI (Ryback & Machine Gun) make their entrance! But before all 3 of them can stomp Weedman into THC on the mat…)
** SEGUE **
TOMMASO CIAMPA versus RUCKUS
versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Ruckus
(…Weedman’s tag team partner Ruckus to the rescue! High flying offense to kick Ciampa up another notch. Another brief yet torrid affair that ends prematurely when Ryback catches Ruckus with a meat hook clothesline outside the ring… back inside it’s an easy Ciampa finish. Picture perfect victory pose, with a salute to their mysterious East Coast sensei…)
** SEGUE **
TRULY BAD INTENTIONS versus USO’s
versus
TBI def. Uso’s
(Uso’s get the rousing West Coast Siva Tau entrance that gets a big pop. Defending their turf. But TBI still run through them in short order and restore their domination. )
____________________________________________________________
RASHAD CAMERON versus RICKY REYES
(“Loser Leaves XPW Remixed” Match)
versus
Rashad Cameron def. Ricky Reyes
(Recap of the “Movement” and what became their ultimate downfall. It all played out when Rashad ditched Reyes to defeat. Now there is only room for one. Lots of attitude, acrobatics and sick cruiserweight action that is ended emphatically by a BLKJeez stomp to Reyes head with a steel chair! Rashad Cameron stands triumphant alone!)
______________________________________________________________
MCMG versus LONDON & KENDRICK
(2 out of 3 falls match)
versus
MCMG def. Kendrick & London
(The rubber match between the two teams in XPW Remixed (they own a 1-1-1 record against each other)… and a fantastic bout to boot. It’s also a subliminal fantasy wrestling dream feud between former WWE & TNA tag team champions. Not to mention the ROH origin points for these men as well. In the end, MCMG out-quick the blurs by the slightest of 2-1 margins - but the real winners are the fans who see this classic encounter. They punctuate the match with a handshake of mutual respect that gets a standing ovation from the crowd and chants of “XPW! XPW!”)
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** King of the Death Match championship **
SAMI CALLIHAN © versus SANDMAN & NECRO BUTCHER
(Handicap Match)
versus &
Sami Callihan © def. Sandman & Necro Butcher
(Callihan was the bloody underdog to these two Death Match veterans… until familiar discord between them proved their undoing. Sandman & Necro once again break out into spontaneous fisticuffs between themselves, allowing Sami Callihan to take them both out before pinning Necro Butcher to retain his title. Sami Callihan has the creepy staredown with David Otunga on the entrance ramp - Otunga being the man legally responsible for killing the Death Match division - and Sami Callihan the last stalwart champion ready to die before giving up that honor... "Last Stand Battle Royal" @ "REDEMPTION" for the KotDM title!!)
XPW Remixed presents...
"REDEMPTION"
Surprise iPPV air date November 23rd 2012
Exactly 2 hours and 50 minutes before NWA's "Great American Bash" will begin!! DON'T MISS IT!!
Stay tuned!
** FADE OUT **
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