Post by MadStepDad on Nov 17, 2012 11:00:35 GMT -5
** The 5-Point Show **
A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... with the company already losing TV sponsorships, air slots, being banned from PPV - and now the literal end of the Death Match division - "The B-Show" is a desperate attempt to generate public interest in the product... And it's only the 2nd show and already there's been a time change. Moved to Sunday - with an early release time to capitalize on whatever *OTHER* PPV event may be going on that XPW Remixed can leech off... when we last left off the tag team Valkyrie tourney has come down to 3 teams - Fabulous Kangaroos (with returning manager Wild Red Berry) - the Voodoo Murders - and the newly formed super team of Lou Thesz & John Cena! But first, Cena & Thesz have singles matches against NWA superstars MIKE AWESOME & TERRY FUNK on the next XPW TV Episode! Meanwhile, Strangler Lewis has made the landmark announcement of 3 title unification matches over the next few months that will result in the first Territory Wars champion in history! It starts @ “REDEMPTION” with an AWA title match! Stay tuned for more info as it becomes available! ...
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BRIAN KENDRICK & PAUL LONDON vs. GENME
vs
Kendrick & London def. Generation ME
(Brian & Paul win emphatically - but their celebration is cut short by a rampaging "Powers of Potential" (Matt Morgan & Mark Henry w/ Buddy Rogers) - who are on a mission to prove they're still on the same page. They clear out the vanilla midgets but before they can speak... TRULY BAD INTENTIONS arrives (Ryback & Machine Gun)! Not a word is spoken, but tension is high... there is a face-off / staredown... and PoP leave! This opens up the ring for leader Tommaso Ciampa to cut a promo RE: their mysterious East Coast tutelage and challenge his next singles opponent...)
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TOMMASO CIAMPA versus GORGEOUS GEORGE WAGNER
versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Gorgeous George
(Human Tornado's humiliating interference in the end gets Ciampa the victory and extends his undefeated streak. Meanwhile George's temper boils over in fury and he ACCEPTS Human Tornado's challenge for "REDEMPTION"!!)
Gorgeous George Wagner versus Human Tornado
Only @ "REDEMPTION!!"
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HONKY TONK MAN versus HEATH SLATER
versus
Heath Slater def. Honky Tonk Man
(The feud between former mentor and pupil continues, with Slater picking up a rebound victory over HTM thanks to the surprise interference of... Jinder Mahal?!?! Yes - the angry militant Punjab breaks a guitar over HTM's head - before breaking character to perform a simultaneous *air guitar riff* with Slater (?!?!?)... commentators seem just as confused as the rest of us, but vengeance has been served - Southern rock band style..)
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GUNNER versus SNUFF
versus
Snuff def. Phil “Gunner” Shatter
(Gunner’s hate-fueled warpath against Snuff and the entire underground LA Porno scene comes on the heels of a death match gangbang scene with former valet Jessica Darlin. The musclebound Gunner has things in hand against the monster Snuff, and even preps the evil XPW Original menace for his F5 finisher… but the “repentant” Jessica Darlin makes the run-in to predictably swerve Gunner with a low-blow from behind and willingly (and joyfully) join forces with Snuff… Gunner meanwhile is disgraced out of the company like Sid and others before him at the hands of Snuff… later in the night, a vignette airs of Gunner tearing up the backstage area looking for Snuff & Darlin… only to find the business end of a barbed-wire shovel shot from POGO THE CLOWN… together the two XPW Original hellspawns drag Gunner to his assumed doom while Jessica Darlin joins their elicit sexcapade)…
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"A New Commissioner in Town" (After the last one caught a bullet in the brain - again)
As a result of the injuries sustained by Jack Pfefer on XPW TV Episode #59, he is forced to step down his position as Commissioner. That role will now be filled by VP Toots Mondt. First order of business - sanctioning and ordering a no-holds barred tables match between the Road Warriors & Dudley Boyz... on the next XPW TV EPISODE!!
Road Warriors versus Dudley Boyz
(Tables Match)
** Next XPW TV Episode!! **
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MILDRED BURKE versus TONY ALTOMARE
versus
Mildred Burke def. Tony Altomare via arm-triangle choke
(Match comes on the heels of a Mildred Burke promo where she reveals she can't get quality competition in XPW Remixed... the old school Italian gangster Tony Altomare interupts to try and remind Burke of her place in wrestling (in the kitchen or on her back) and Burke doesn't take too kindly to that. She dismantles Altomare in minutes before snapping on a match-ending triangle choke. But the big development comes post match, when Sable appears on the entrance ramp with a sarcastic golf clap. She cuts a bitchy, arrogant promo and challenges Burke herself!! Oh my, another fantasy wrestling dream match! And it's coming NEXT XPW TV!
Mildred Burke versus SABLE!!
Next XPW TV EPISODE!!
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RASHAD CAMERON & RICKY REYES versus CRYME TYME 2.0
vs.
Cryme Tyme 2.0 def. Rashad Cameron & Ricky Reyes
(The breakdown of “The Movement” continues, with their inner disagreements being fanned into full-fledged gang warfare. Factions split and face off tonight - but the tag team veterans JTG & Shad G have too much chemistry and size, resulting in Rashad Cameron deserting Reyes in disgust - and the Havana Pitbull falling prey to the Cryme Tyme finisher. They’re back to getting face pops with their all-Brooklyn Nets wardrobe and swagger!)
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"Territory Turf Wars (cont.)"
XPW President Strangler Lewis has caused much upheavel and distress within Mash-Up Wrestling with his latest actions. Not only has he proclaimed a once-rival organizations top champion(s) as his own, he plans to debut them on the once-in-a-lifetime live stream of "REDEMPTION". Now - mongrels bearing the initials NWA have come to bear arms with the Black Army/Voodoo Murder/Gold Dust Trio Inc union to raise unholy hell. Stalwart champions John Cena & Lou Thesz remain, but even their alliance is weakened by uncertaintity and mistrust. Next week on XPW TV many battles remain - Lou Thesz & John Cena must continue their unlikely union through the Tag Team Valkyrie series, where vacant Tag Team championships await. But first they meet former 2x champs the FABULOUS KANGAROOS - with returning manager Wild Red Berry! Then! Ex-XPW Remixed #1 Contender TERRY FUNK returns to put a flaming branding iron to the new face of the company John Cena! While the hottest free agent on the market today (circa 2000ish) - the devestating and unstoppable MIKE AWESOME (post ECW - pre WCW) steps out of the future (past) to tackle XPW WORLD champion LOU THESZ! Who will survive to see REDEMPTION?? Mash-Up Wrestling beware, the Grand Conjunction awaits!!
Terry Funk versus John Cena!
Lou Thesz versus Mike Awesome (2000)!
** Plus! Strangler Lewis search for future competition for his own comeback tour continues!! ***
Next XPW TV Episode!!
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** MAIN EVENT **
King of the Death Match championship
SAMI CALLIHAN © versus SABU versus THE SHEIK
(ECW Classic Triple Threat)
vs. vs.
Sami Callihan def. Sabu & Original Sheik
(“The New Horror” continues his tour through Death Match history with this brutal and bloody victory. Barbed wire, tables and yes - even fire- come into play before Sami ends the match with a lariat from hell combo on Sabu ‘97. The ramifications of David Otunga’s landmark legal decision that ENDS Death Match wrestling forever on December 1st is reviewed, and Callihan’s proud boasts to never surrender the title (or die trying) will be severly challenged next week on XPW TV when Callihan is forced to defend his KotDM title against Otunga’s legal charges Sandman AND Necro Butcher in a 2-on-1 handicap match!! Will Callihan even survive till December 1st??)
** FADE OUT **
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A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... with the company already losing TV sponsorships, air slots, being banned from PPV - and now the literal end of the Death Match division - "The B-Show" is a desperate attempt to generate public interest in the product... And it's only the 2nd show and already there's been a time change. Moved to Sunday - with an early release time to capitalize on whatever *OTHER* PPV event may be going on that XPW Remixed can leech off... when we last left off the tag team Valkyrie tourney has come down to 3 teams - Fabulous Kangaroos (with returning manager Wild Red Berry) - the Voodoo Murders - and the newly formed super team of Lou Thesz & John Cena! But first, Cena & Thesz have singles matches against NWA superstars MIKE AWESOME & TERRY FUNK on the next XPW TV Episode! Meanwhile, Strangler Lewis has made the landmark announcement of 3 title unification matches over the next few months that will result in the first Territory Wars champion in history! It starts @ “REDEMPTION” with an AWA title match! Stay tuned for more info as it becomes available! ...
____________________________________________________________
BRIAN KENDRICK & PAUL LONDON vs. GENME
vs
Kendrick & London def. Generation ME
(Brian & Paul win emphatically - but their celebration is cut short by a rampaging "Powers of Potential" (Matt Morgan & Mark Henry w/ Buddy Rogers) - who are on a mission to prove they're still on the same page. They clear out the vanilla midgets but before they can speak... TRULY BAD INTENTIONS arrives (Ryback & Machine Gun)! Not a word is spoken, but tension is high... there is a face-off / staredown... and PoP leave! This opens up the ring for leader Tommaso Ciampa to cut a promo RE: their mysterious East Coast tutelage and challenge his next singles opponent...)
______________________________________________________________
TOMMASO CIAMPA versus GORGEOUS GEORGE WAGNER
versus
Tommaso Ciampa def. Gorgeous George
(Human Tornado's humiliating interference in the end gets Ciampa the victory and extends his undefeated streak. Meanwhile George's temper boils over in fury and he ACCEPTS Human Tornado's challenge for "REDEMPTION"!!)
Gorgeous George Wagner versus Human Tornado
Only @ "REDEMPTION!!"
_____________________________________________________________
HONKY TONK MAN versus HEATH SLATER
versus
Heath Slater def. Honky Tonk Man
(The feud between former mentor and pupil continues, with Slater picking up a rebound victory over HTM thanks to the surprise interference of... Jinder Mahal?!?! Yes - the angry militant Punjab breaks a guitar over HTM's head - before breaking character to perform a simultaneous *air guitar riff* with Slater (?!?!?)... commentators seem just as confused as the rest of us, but vengeance has been served - Southern rock band style..)
___________________________________________________________
GUNNER versus SNUFF
versus
Snuff def. Phil “Gunner” Shatter
(Gunner’s hate-fueled warpath against Snuff and the entire underground LA Porno scene comes on the heels of a death match gangbang scene with former valet Jessica Darlin. The musclebound Gunner has things in hand against the monster Snuff, and even preps the evil XPW Original menace for his F5 finisher… but the “repentant” Jessica Darlin makes the run-in to predictably swerve Gunner with a low-blow from behind and willingly (and joyfully) join forces with Snuff… Gunner meanwhile is disgraced out of the company like Sid and others before him at the hands of Snuff… later in the night, a vignette airs of Gunner tearing up the backstage area looking for Snuff & Darlin… only to find the business end of a barbed-wire shovel shot from POGO THE CLOWN… together the two XPW Original hellspawns drag Gunner to his assumed doom while Jessica Darlin joins their elicit sexcapade)…
________________________________________________________________
"A New Commissioner in Town" (After the last one caught a bullet in the brain - again)
As a result of the injuries sustained by Jack Pfefer on XPW TV Episode #59, he is forced to step down his position as Commissioner. That role will now be filled by VP Toots Mondt. First order of business - sanctioning and ordering a no-holds barred tables match between the Road Warriors & Dudley Boyz... on the next XPW TV EPISODE!!
Road Warriors versus Dudley Boyz
(Tables Match)
** Next XPW TV Episode!! **
____________________________________________________________
MILDRED BURKE versus TONY ALTOMARE
versus
Mildred Burke def. Tony Altomare via arm-triangle choke
(Match comes on the heels of a Mildred Burke promo where she reveals she can't get quality competition in XPW Remixed... the old school Italian gangster Tony Altomare interupts to try and remind Burke of her place in wrestling (in the kitchen or on her back) and Burke doesn't take too kindly to that. She dismantles Altomare in minutes before snapping on a match-ending triangle choke. But the big development comes post match, when Sable appears on the entrance ramp with a sarcastic golf clap. She cuts a bitchy, arrogant promo and challenges Burke herself!! Oh my, another fantasy wrestling dream match! And it's coming NEXT XPW TV!
Mildred Burke versus SABLE!!
Next XPW TV EPISODE!!
______________________________________________________________
RASHAD CAMERON & RICKY REYES versus CRYME TYME 2.0
vs.
Cryme Tyme 2.0 def. Rashad Cameron & Ricky Reyes
(The breakdown of “The Movement” continues, with their inner disagreements being fanned into full-fledged gang warfare. Factions split and face off tonight - but the tag team veterans JTG & Shad G have too much chemistry and size, resulting in Rashad Cameron deserting Reyes in disgust - and the Havana Pitbull falling prey to the Cryme Tyme finisher. They’re back to getting face pops with their all-Brooklyn Nets wardrobe and swagger!)
_________________________________________________________________
"Territory Turf Wars (cont.)"
XPW President Strangler Lewis has caused much upheavel and distress within Mash-Up Wrestling with his latest actions. Not only has he proclaimed a once-rival organizations top champion(s) as his own, he plans to debut them on the once-in-a-lifetime live stream of "REDEMPTION". Now - mongrels bearing the initials NWA have come to bear arms with the Black Army/Voodoo Murder/Gold Dust Trio Inc union to raise unholy hell. Stalwart champions John Cena & Lou Thesz remain, but even their alliance is weakened by uncertaintity and mistrust. Next week on XPW TV many battles remain - Lou Thesz & John Cena must continue their unlikely union through the Tag Team Valkyrie series, where vacant Tag Team championships await. But first they meet former 2x champs the FABULOUS KANGAROOS - with returning manager Wild Red Berry! Then! Ex-XPW Remixed #1 Contender TERRY FUNK returns to put a flaming branding iron to the new face of the company John Cena! While the hottest free agent on the market today (circa 2000ish) - the devestating and unstoppable MIKE AWESOME (post ECW - pre WCW) steps out of the future (past) to tackle XPW WORLD champion LOU THESZ! Who will survive to see REDEMPTION?? Mash-Up Wrestling beware, the Grand Conjunction awaits!!
Terry Funk versus John Cena!
Lou Thesz versus Mike Awesome (2000)!
** Plus! Strangler Lewis search for future competition for his own comeback tour continues!! ***
Next XPW TV Episode!!
__________________________________________________________________________
** MAIN EVENT **
King of the Death Match championship
SAMI CALLIHAN © versus SABU versus THE SHEIK
(ECW Classic Triple Threat)
vs. vs.
Sami Callihan def. Sabu & Original Sheik
(“The New Horror” continues his tour through Death Match history with this brutal and bloody victory. Barbed wire, tables and yes - even fire- come into play before Sami ends the match with a lariat from hell combo on Sabu ‘97. The ramifications of David Otunga’s landmark legal decision that ENDS Death Match wrestling forever on December 1st is reviewed, and Callihan’s proud boasts to never surrender the title (or die trying) will be severly challenged next week on XPW TV when Callihan is forced to defend his KotDM title against Otunga’s legal charges Sandman AND Necro Butcher in a 2-on-1 handicap match!! Will Callihan even survive till December 1st??)
** FADE OUT **
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