Post by MadStepDad on Nov 5, 2012 17:37:09 GMT -5
** The 5-Point Show **
A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... with the company already losing TV sponsorships, air slots, being banned from PPV - and now the literal end of the Death Match division - "The B-Show" is a desperate attempt to generate public interest in the product... when we last left off, Ambrose targeted Lou Thesz for the XPW World championship while Onita and his Voodoo Murders look to exterminate John Cena. The LOD & Dudz contensted a brawl that literally brought the house down. A small riot broke out that cost the company a small fortune in insurance and civil suits. Ramifications for this incident will be felt by both teams... stay tuned for words from XPW VP Toots Mondt on the matter (and destroyed tag team belts) a little later...
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JACK BRISCO vs JINDER MAHAL
vs
Jack Brisco def. Jinder Mahal
(Reasserts his classic-age dominance and ends Mahal’s run of fiery rhetoric... meanwhile, Jack Brisco will be getting an XPW TV title rematch against ADR on the next XPW TV Episode! Stay tuned!)
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TRULY BAD INTENTIONS vs CRYME TYME 2.0
vs
Truly Bad Intentions def. Cryme Tyme 2.0
(Singular dominance by Ryback & the Machine Gun while CT2.0 is left to bicker amongst themselves)
** CUT **
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** Interlude **
** Human Tornado is serious - and wants a rematch against Gorgeous George (see “AHiH”)… George thinks that’s preposterous and that he proved Tornado’s first win was a fluke. DECLINED **
** CUT **
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MILDRED BURKE vs ANNIE SOCIAL
vs
Mildred Burke def. Annie Social
(Burke whips some white trash ass with class)
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TEAM 4:20 vs GENERATION ME
vs
Ruckus & Weedman def. Generation ME
(the jobbing out of GenME continues as they will be leaving the company very frustrated and full of complaints. Ruckus & Weedman meanwhile continue to host the greatest victory celebration in fantasy wrestling today)
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JOHN MORRISON vs DAMIEN SANDOW
vs
John Morrison def. Damien Sandow
(Focus is still on the sore and weakened neck of JMo, but he manages to get the job done against Sandow tonight. Revenge for his loss to the Intellectual savior in the XPW TV Title tourney on XPW TV Episode #56)
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** Breaking News **
(Tag Team titles vacated)
Toots Mondt discusses the end of XPW TV Episode #59 and the aftermath of LOD/Dudley Boyz riot-starting brawl. Both teams have been fined an indeterminable amount - have been *BANNED* from competing in that county of California - and LOD are *STRIPPED* of their claim as champions! That means - to preserve the sanctity and lineage of Mondt's precious tag team straps - a tournament of contenders will immediately be established. These teams will battle for the right to a tag team championship match @ "REDEMPTION" for the now-vacant straps. Both the Dudley Boyz & Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal) had seperate retorts to this decision - neither pleasant, or suitable for uncensored viewing.
XPW Remixed Tag Team straps VACANT!?!
Tournament to crown new champion begins on XPW TV Episode #60!!
** CUT **
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HONKY TONK MAN vs HEATH SLATER
vs
Honky Tonk Man def. Heath Slater
(Filmed in Memphis TN, crowd is electric for the old school heat between these two and they put on a highly-entertaining match punctuated by a guitar smash to the head (HTM’s counter to Slater’s annoying air guitar)
** CUT **
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** Breaking News **
Drunken mugshots released of Gunner - he dropped a heartbroken Jessica Darlin - only to renege later. But when he found her in gangbang position with a bunch of undercard and Death Match wrestlers he flipped out. Arrested for aggravated assault. But when he makes bail, he coming back to XPW Remixed to challenge the head culprit of this little underground LA porno scene... SNUFF!
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MCMG vs KENDRICK & LONDON
vs
Motor City Machine Guns def. Kendrick & London
(MCMG continue to rise back up the ranks in a bid to reclaim *THEIR* championship. At 100% tonight, they vindicated themselves by avenging their loss to Kendrick & London on XPW TV Episode #56. Commentators cover the all new contenders tourney for the now-vacant tag team straps, and how every time is now violently jockeying for position)
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FABULOUS KANGAROOS vs PRIME TIME PLAYAZ
A secondary show (on youtube) that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music... with the company already losing TV sponsorships, air slots, being banned from PPV - and now the literal end of the Death Match division - "The B-Show" is a desperate attempt to generate public interest in the product... when we last left off, Ambrose targeted Lou Thesz for the XPW World championship while Onita and his Voodoo Murders look to exterminate John Cena. The LOD & Dudz contensted a brawl that literally brought the house down. A small riot broke out that cost the company a small fortune in insurance and civil suits. Ramifications for this incident will be felt by both teams... stay tuned for words from XPW VP Toots Mondt on the matter (and destroyed tag team belts) a little later...
_________________________________________________________
JACK BRISCO vs JINDER MAHAL
vs
Jack Brisco def. Jinder Mahal
(Reasserts his classic-age dominance and ends Mahal’s run of fiery rhetoric... meanwhile, Jack Brisco will be getting an XPW TV title rematch against ADR on the next XPW TV Episode! Stay tuned!)
_____________________________________________________________
TRULY BAD INTENTIONS vs CRYME TYME 2.0
vs
Truly Bad Intentions def. Cryme Tyme 2.0
(Singular dominance by Ryback & the Machine Gun while CT2.0 is left to bicker amongst themselves)
** CUT **
______________________________________________________________
** Interlude **
** Human Tornado is serious - and wants a rematch against Gorgeous George (see “AHiH”)… George thinks that’s preposterous and that he proved Tornado’s first win was a fluke. DECLINED **
** CUT **
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MILDRED BURKE vs ANNIE SOCIAL
vs
Mildred Burke def. Annie Social
(Burke whips some white trash ass with class)
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TEAM 4:20 vs GENERATION ME
vs
Ruckus & Weedman def. Generation ME
(the jobbing out of GenME continues as they will be leaving the company very frustrated and full of complaints. Ruckus & Weedman meanwhile continue to host the greatest victory celebration in fantasy wrestling today)
_____________________________________________________________
JOHN MORRISON vs DAMIEN SANDOW
vs
John Morrison def. Damien Sandow
(Focus is still on the sore and weakened neck of JMo, but he manages to get the job done against Sandow tonight. Revenge for his loss to the Intellectual savior in the XPW TV Title tourney on XPW TV Episode #56)
_________________________________________________________________
** Breaking News **
(Tag Team titles vacated)
Toots Mondt discusses the end of XPW TV Episode #59 and the aftermath of LOD/Dudley Boyz riot-starting brawl. Both teams have been fined an indeterminable amount - have been *BANNED* from competing in that county of California - and LOD are *STRIPPED* of their claim as champions! That means - to preserve the sanctity and lineage of Mondt's precious tag team straps - a tournament of contenders will immediately be established. These teams will battle for the right to a tag team championship match @ "REDEMPTION" for the now-vacant straps. Both the Dudley Boyz & Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal) had seperate retorts to this decision - neither pleasant, or suitable for uncensored viewing.
XPW Remixed Tag Team straps VACANT!?!
Tournament to crown new champion begins on XPW TV Episode #60!!
** CUT **
_______________________________________________________________
HONKY TONK MAN vs HEATH SLATER
vs
Honky Tonk Man def. Heath Slater
(Filmed in Memphis TN, crowd is electric for the old school heat between these two and they put on a highly-entertaining match punctuated by a guitar smash to the head (HTM’s counter to Slater’s annoying air guitar)
** CUT **
_____________________________________________________________
** Breaking News **
Drunken mugshots released of Gunner - he dropped a heartbroken Jessica Darlin - only to renege later. But when he found her in gangbang position with a bunch of undercard and Death Match wrestlers he flipped out. Arrested for aggravated assault. But when he makes bail, he coming back to XPW Remixed to challenge the head culprit of this little underground LA porno scene... SNUFF!
_____________________________________________________________
MCMG vs KENDRICK & LONDON
vs
Motor City Machine Guns def. Kendrick & London
(MCMG continue to rise back up the ranks in a bid to reclaim *THEIR* championship. At 100% tonight, they vindicated themselves by avenging their loss to Kendrick & London on XPW TV Episode #56. Commentators cover the all new contenders tourney for the now-vacant tag team straps, and how every time is now violently jockeying for position)
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FABULOUS KANGAROOS vs PRIME TIME PLAYAZ
vs
w/
Fabulous Kangaroos def. Prime Time Playaz (w/ GG)
(PtP not quite ready for prime time as the OG FabKangs do their business and fly their Australian flags high. They get a few moments of post-match mic time to put over their participation in the contenders tourney for the vacant XPW Remixed tag team titles next XPW TV Episode #60)
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MATT MORGAN vs COLT CABANA vs
NECRO BUTCHER... SANDMAN!
vs vs vs
** Dark Match Main Event **
Matt Morgan (w/ Buddy Rogers) def. Colt Cabana vs. Necro Butcher def. Sandman
(Fatal 4-Way match (becomes so after Sandman's prolonged drunken interference) that stays competitive for the most part, but Morgan is just too big, too stiff and too strong by the end. "The Blueprint" wipes everybody out before the big finish on Colt Cabana. Commentators say Morgan was jealous his stablemate Mark Henry got the Pre-PPV spot @ "AHiH". But suddenly - Morgan & Rogers' victory is interrupted by NEW JACK! The OG of Xtreme goes to town on Matt Morgan with weapon shots galore - and challenges his stablemate Mark Henry to a match tonight!! An irate Buddy Rogers accepts on behalf of his stable!
** CUT **
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NEW JACK vs
Fabulous Kangaroos def. Prime Time Playaz (w/ GG)
(PtP not quite ready for prime time as the OG FabKangs do their business and fly their Australian flags high. They get a few moments of post-match mic time to put over their participation in the contenders tourney for the vacant XPW Remixed tag team titles next XPW TV Episode #60)
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MATT MORGAN vs COLT CABANA vs
NECRO BUTCHER... SANDMAN!
vs vs vs
** Dark Match Main Event **
Matt Morgan (w/ Buddy Rogers) def. Colt Cabana vs. Necro Butcher def. Sandman
(Fatal 4-Way match (becomes so after Sandman's prolonged drunken interference) that stays competitive for the most part, but Morgan is just too big, too stiff and too strong by the end. "The Blueprint" wipes everybody out before the big finish on Colt Cabana. Commentators say Morgan was jealous his stablemate Mark Henry got the Pre-PPV spot @ "AHiH". But suddenly - Morgan & Rogers' victory is interrupted by NEW JACK! The OG of Xtreme goes to town on Matt Morgan with weapon shots galore - and challenges his stablemate Mark Henry to a match tonight!! An irate Buddy Rogers accepts on behalf of his stable!
** CUT **
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NEW JACK vs
MARK HENRY (w/ Buddy Rogers)
versus w/
Back from commercial, New Jack already in ring - full entrance for “World’s Strongest Man” (Mark Henry) and “World’s Smartest Agent” (Buddy Rogers). Good, brief, hellacious affair with both men getting over but New Jack taking a hellacious beating. Mark Henry gets to demonstrate some of the strongman feats that made his World title run so devastating, by dismantling, withstanding or punching through any gimmicky weapon shot thrown his way by New Jack. But despite his unholy beating, New Jack still manages to drag himself to the balcony seating section and thunder bomb Mark Henry with a suicide plunge. He misses, and Mark Henry carries him all the way back into the ring for a World’s Strongest Slam to end this massacre in his favor. Meanwhile, his post match celebration (complete with Buddy Rogers and his ever present victory cigar) is watched closely with a jealous eye backstage by stablemate Matt Morgan (still nursing his wounds from New Jack‘s earlier assault)…
Winner: MARK HENRY
** CUT **
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"Boss of all Bosses chooses his next victim"
John Morrison is in the trainers room getting his neck worked on, when XPW Remixed VP Toots Mondt passes by with some sarcastic comments directed towards him. The Shaman of Sexy doesn't shy away though, and confronts Mondt's jibes head-on and denying any kind of lasting damage... but that claim is immediately called into question by STRANGLER LEWIS who enters the scene! So it is said, let it be done! The next fantasy wrestling dream match and Strangler Lewis' future victim (I mean "Opponent") has been chosen! Next week - Strangler Lewis loads his plate by prepping for a match, and finally promising that grand announcement that will *change the game forever*!!
Strangler Lewis vs John Morrison!
The Strangler's improbable comeback tour continues on the next XPW TV Episode! STAY TUNED!!
** ROLL CREDITS **
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versus w/
Back from commercial, New Jack already in ring - full entrance for “World’s Strongest Man” (Mark Henry) and “World’s Smartest Agent” (Buddy Rogers). Good, brief, hellacious affair with both men getting over but New Jack taking a hellacious beating. Mark Henry gets to demonstrate some of the strongman feats that made his World title run so devastating, by dismantling, withstanding or punching through any gimmicky weapon shot thrown his way by New Jack. But despite his unholy beating, New Jack still manages to drag himself to the balcony seating section and thunder bomb Mark Henry with a suicide plunge. He misses, and Mark Henry carries him all the way back into the ring for a World’s Strongest Slam to end this massacre in his favor. Meanwhile, his post match celebration (complete with Buddy Rogers and his ever present victory cigar) is watched closely with a jealous eye backstage by stablemate Matt Morgan (still nursing his wounds from New Jack‘s earlier assault)…
Winner: MARK HENRY
** CUT **
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"Boss of all Bosses chooses his next victim"
John Morrison is in the trainers room getting his neck worked on, when XPW Remixed VP Toots Mondt passes by with some sarcastic comments directed towards him. The Shaman of Sexy doesn't shy away though, and confronts Mondt's jibes head-on and denying any kind of lasting damage... but that claim is immediately called into question by STRANGLER LEWIS who enters the scene! So it is said, let it be done! The next fantasy wrestling dream match and Strangler Lewis' future victim (I mean "Opponent") has been chosen! Next week - Strangler Lewis loads his plate by prepping for a match, and finally promising that grand announcement that will *change the game forever*!!
Strangler Lewis vs John Morrison!
The Strangler's improbable comeback tour continues on the next XPW TV Episode! STAY TUNED!!
** ROLL CREDITS **
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