Post by MadStepDad on Oct 4, 2012 11:36:44 GMT -5
Cut to the in-studio announce team for the evening:
Gordon Solie & Matt Striker
The creepiest time of the year is here. All Hallows Eve. In the land of XPW Remixed - caught perpetually within the witching hour - the mists of Ravenloft will rise once more. But this time - they may not recede so easily. XPW Remixed is steamrolling towards “Another Halloween in Hell” like an unmanned locomotive speeding off the tracks. The XPW World championship remains the sole focus as owners, wrestlers, bookers and promoters all fight for the top prize. Some wars are fought brazenly in the center of the ring - many are waged silently in the shadows. All armies have one goal in mind - total fantasy wrestling domination. Halloween… the darkest time of year - when XPW Remixed shines the brightest… and even through the choking Barovian fog we can see one truth startlingly clear:
TONIGHT!
** Awesome Kong © defends the XPW Remixed Woman’s championship against #1 contender SABLE! **
** The XPW TV Title tourney begins! **
** And two legendary matches on tap for tonight - a HUGE double main event:
JOHN CENA (2012) versus TAZ (2000)!!
and
BRUNO SAMMARTINO (1975) versus GUNNER (2013) w/ Jessica Darlin!!
Plus: a new XPW Remixed commissioner is announced - a bloodbath rises @ "Another Halloween in Hell" - the official XPW World title contract signing - and Strangler Lewis has promised a big announcement!
STAY TUNED!!
When by thy scorn, O murd’reuses, I am dead
And that thou think’st thee free
From all solicitation from me,
Then shall my ghost come to thy bed,
And thee, feign’d vestal, in worse arms shall see;
Then thy sick taper will begin to wink,
And he, whose thou art then, being tir’d before,
Will, if thou stir, or pinch to wake him, think
Thou call’st for more,
And in false sleep will from thee shrink;
And then, poor aspen wretch, neglected thou
Bath’d in a cold quicksilver sweat wilt lie
A verier ghost than I.
What I will say, I will not tell thee now,
Lest that preserve thee; and since my love is spent,
I’had rather thou shouldst painfully repent,
Than by my threat’nings rest still innocent
** John Donne - "The Apparition" (1633)
** CUT TO RING **
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** XPW Remixed Boston championship **
SHEAMUS (2012) © versus
RASHAD CAMERON (2013)
versus
Show is hijacked by the theme song for - and thuggish antics of - Rashad Cameron and the Movement. More racist propaganda in the vein of early 90s gangsta rap (word to MC Ren) from Rashad and his men, who spit upon ex-Commissioner William Muldoon and his racist Rudy Giuliani-like policies. Segues into a hate-filled rant against another pale-faced Irish ass - SHEAMUS. “The Great White” answers the call in the face of insurmountable 5-on-1 odds and says the Movement ends TONIGHT! Sheamus talks Rashad Cameron into sending his gang backstage (to shoot the fair one) and we get an impromptu title defense right now from the fighting Irish champion. Size disparity between the two is astounding - and Sheamus easily takes control. Until a couple of street smart cheap shots from Rashad Cameron slightly even the playing field, and he gets a few 2-counts. Finally Sheamus rampages back into the match and steamrolls Rashad with a handful of impact moves. Sheamus is setting up for the Brogue Kick - when the rest of the Movement runs in. JTG & Ricky Reyes hop up on opposite ends of the ring - distracting Sheamus. That allows Michael Tarver to taunt him from ringside. Big Shad G grabs Rashad’s foot and pulls him from the ring at the last moment - narrowly avoiding the charging Brogue Kick. Sheamus tries to argue - gets blindsided with a handheld chain shot - and double foot stomped off the top rope by Rashad Cameron… then JTG holds down Sheamus foot from outside the ring while Cameron goes for the pin! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!
Winner (and NEW XPW Remixed Boston champion): RASHAD CAMERON
(Crowd is booing and hissing - the Movement is celebrating and going crazy in the ring - Sheamus is vehemently arguing with the referee (not only was his boot held down, it was under the bottom rope!!) The Movement are oblivious with their celebration, and don’t even notice the suit-and-tie-wearing PAUL BOWSER run down to further confer with the referees (and point out a video replay)!! Wait a minute, the ring announcer is getting on the mic again… we’ve got a Dusty finish! They point out the illegal stuff on the giant Titan Tron - enrage the Movement - excite the fans - NULLIFY the match result - and immediately RESTART IT! Crowd going ballistic! Rashad Cameron going nuts! The XPW Remixed Boston championship has to be literally pried out of his hands! But while their backs are turned…)
Brogue Kick to Big Shad G sends him over the top rope!
Double axe-handle sledges do the same to JTG & Ricky Reyes!
Michael Tarver tries to take a swing - but Sheamus answers with an Irish Curse backbreaker!
Sheamus catches Rashad Cameron in mid-leap!
White Noise!
Slow set-up… crowd getting amped… Sheamus pounds his chest… yells “FELLLLLAAA!!”
BOOM! Streaks across the ring with a Brogue Kick to Rashad Cameron - folding the cruiserweight wrestler nearly in half!! 1!.. 2!.. 3! SHEAMUS RETAINS! And Rashad Cameron‘s movement has even *more* ammunition to their claims of being conspired against by the white man!
Winner (and STILL XPW Remixed Boston champion): SHEAMUS
** CUT **
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”Royal Imperialism”
In the wake of William Muldoon’s resignation - a new XPW commissioner must be named… and judging by the look of smug joy on Atushi Onita’s face he believes the job is going to him - but instead, Jack Pfefer (in place of the deposed Robert Black) assigns *HIMSELF* the new position. His VP job now is only interim, and who better than the brain Jack Pfefer himself to take the reigns of the greatest book in Mash-Up Wrestling?? Besides - he’s got *bigger* and *better* plans for Onita and his man, don’t you worry… but in the meantime -Jack Pfefer can barely sign his name on the official contract before he’s met by a State Athletic department commissioner. Apparently William Muldoon signed 4 last caveats into place before vacating his post… these are the so-called “final shots” he spoke of last week on XPW TV while explaining his resignation! What?!? Jack Pfefer angrily grabs the list and reads it - before tossing it away in disgust! (he then ignores another office phone call from Robert Black)
#1: “Dangerous” Danny Davis is officially BANNED from refereeing and his license permanently REVOKED - for grievous damage to the referee’s code, bribery and corruption!
The number one Black Army ace-in-the-hole has been permanently terminated! This move certainly alters the landscape of XPW Remixed, as Jack Pfefer and GDT Inc no doubt saw a long line of championship matches refereed by their hand-picked stooge Danny Davis! No more! What are William Muldoon‘s final 3 shots across the bow?!?
** CUT **
#2: The main event XPW championship match at "Another Halloween in Hell" will be contested under a very specific, match-ending stipulation. And the fan friendly catch is - the XPW Remixed universe gets to vote the stipulation!!
Will it be an "Iron Man Match?" "Best 2 out of 3 falls match?" Or "Submission Only" match? YOU DECIDE! Text, tweet, beep, blorp your answers in NOW! Oh my, thank you ex-Commissioner Muldoon!!
** CUT **
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”An Xtreme Tradition”
It is a sick, demented tradition in XPW to host an Xtreme Elimination chamber in October. For the 2nd year in a row, 6 of the deadliest monsters in fantasy wrestling history will be locked in the barbaric structure - with only one fated to survive. Last year - the terrifying SHEIK emerged victorious - this year he will try again. A host of other killers and lunatics will be entombed with him... a bloody, violent spectacle that will truly remind fantasy wrestling fans of a LIVING HELL. Only at "Another Halloween In Hell!!" But this year: two new twisted surprises have been added... a "punishment" and a "reward" to those who compete in the match... (we'll leave it up to you to decide which is which)... Stay tuned for more info, as XPW Remixed promises to drop 2 Xtreme stipulations into this human cockfight - akin to dropping fresh blood into a pool of sharks! FEEDING FRENZY!
** CUT TO DARK MATCH **
** Pogo the Clown vs Snuff vs The Sheik (Xtreme Rulez Triple Threat)
(Another surprise run-in from "New Horror" Sami Callihan ends the match in his own twisted favor... Sami goes berzerk on all 3 men, and winds up *pinning* Pogo the Clown after steel chair shot to a pane of glass hovering over Pogo's body. Once again Callihan cleans house and declares himself victor... "Winner" = Sami Callihan!!)
** CUT **
** Xtreme Elimination Chamber **
(Qualifying Match)
DRAKE YOUNGER vs MASADA (debut)!!
versus
“Masada” is the name for a site of ancient palaces and fortifications in the Southern District of Israel, on top of an isolated rock plateau. On the eastern edge of the Judaean Desert (overlooking the Dead Sea). Masada is best known for the violence that occurred there in the first century CE, including mass suicides. In fantasy wrestling, “Masada” also means Death Match Icon. He comes from us live and direct from 2012 - the height of his infamy. Urban Wrestling Federation competitor, former King of the Death Match and Tournament of Death winner (including first consecutive wins in 2011 and 2012) and CZW heavyweight champion - Masada is one of the most gruesome, hardcore muthaphuckkers on the planet. His razor board matches with Jun Kasai are legendary and he is credited with ending Thumbtack Jack’s career in real life (credited to the “Kilo” character in XPW Remixed cannon). Masada is #255 in the PWI 500 for 2012. Tonight we welcome him into XPW Remixed - and his addition to the Xtreme Elimination chamber @ “AHiH” has made an already combustible situation downright explosive…
Winner: MASADA
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
John Cena and agent Paul Bowser are finishing up a friendly conversation. John Cena has basically said “I see your way, but I’ve got unfinished business to tend to first” - of which Mr. Bowser perfectly understands. They cordially part ways and Cena gets down to it by cutting a snarling, deadly-serious promo on Samoa Joe (the #1 contender) and the Human Suplex Machine TAZ (his opponent tonight)… Cena’s ultimate goal is to stand across the ring from Lou Thesz in a one-on-one historic title match encounter… and become the new XPW World champion… hey, we’re all allowed to dream, right?
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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LORD TENSAI (2012) w/ Onita versus
versus
Show is hijacked by the theme song for - and thuggish antics of - Rashad Cameron and the Movement. More racist propaganda in the vein of early 90s gangsta rap (word to MC Ren) from Rashad and his men, who spit upon ex-Commissioner William Muldoon and his racist Rudy Giuliani-like policies. Segues into a hate-filled rant against another pale-faced Irish ass - SHEAMUS. “The Great White” answers the call in the face of insurmountable 5-on-1 odds and says the Movement ends TONIGHT! Sheamus talks Rashad Cameron into sending his gang backstage (to shoot the fair one) and we get an impromptu title defense right now from the fighting Irish champion. Size disparity between the two is astounding - and Sheamus easily takes control. Until a couple of street smart cheap shots from Rashad Cameron slightly even the playing field, and he gets a few 2-counts. Finally Sheamus rampages back into the match and steamrolls Rashad with a handful of impact moves. Sheamus is setting up for the Brogue Kick - when the rest of the Movement runs in. JTG & Ricky Reyes hop up on opposite ends of the ring - distracting Sheamus. That allows Michael Tarver to taunt him from ringside. Big Shad G grabs Rashad’s foot and pulls him from the ring at the last moment - narrowly avoiding the charging Brogue Kick. Sheamus tries to argue - gets blindsided with a handheld chain shot - and double foot stomped off the top rope by Rashad Cameron… then JTG holds down Sheamus foot from outside the ring while Cameron goes for the pin! 1!.. 2!.. 3!! WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!
Winner (and NEW XPW Remixed Boston champion): RASHAD CAMERON
(Crowd is booing and hissing - the Movement is celebrating and going crazy in the ring - Sheamus is vehemently arguing with the referee (not only was his boot held down, it was under the bottom rope!!) The Movement are oblivious with their celebration, and don’t even notice the suit-and-tie-wearing PAUL BOWSER run down to further confer with the referees (and point out a video replay)!! Wait a minute, the ring announcer is getting on the mic again… we’ve got a Dusty finish! They point out the illegal stuff on the giant Titan Tron - enrage the Movement - excite the fans - NULLIFY the match result - and immediately RESTART IT! Crowd going ballistic! Rashad Cameron going nuts! The XPW Remixed Boston championship has to be literally pried out of his hands! But while their backs are turned…)
Brogue Kick to Big Shad G sends him over the top rope!
Double axe-handle sledges do the same to JTG & Ricky Reyes!
Michael Tarver tries to take a swing - but Sheamus answers with an Irish Curse backbreaker!
Sheamus catches Rashad Cameron in mid-leap!
White Noise!
Slow set-up… crowd getting amped… Sheamus pounds his chest… yells “FELLLLLAAA!!”
BOOM! Streaks across the ring with a Brogue Kick to Rashad Cameron - folding the cruiserweight wrestler nearly in half!! 1!.. 2!.. 3! SHEAMUS RETAINS! And Rashad Cameron‘s movement has even *more* ammunition to their claims of being conspired against by the white man!
Winner (and STILL XPW Remixed Boston champion): SHEAMUS
** CUT **
________________________________________________________
”Royal Imperialism”
In the wake of William Muldoon’s resignation - a new XPW commissioner must be named… and judging by the look of smug joy on Atushi Onita’s face he believes the job is going to him - but instead, Jack Pfefer (in place of the deposed Robert Black) assigns *HIMSELF* the new position. His VP job now is only interim, and who better than the brain Jack Pfefer himself to take the reigns of the greatest book in Mash-Up Wrestling?? Besides - he’s got *bigger* and *better* plans for Onita and his man, don’t you worry… but in the meantime -Jack Pfefer can barely sign his name on the official contract before he’s met by a State Athletic department commissioner. Apparently William Muldoon signed 4 last caveats into place before vacating his post… these are the so-called “final shots” he spoke of last week on XPW TV while explaining his resignation! What?!? Jack Pfefer angrily grabs the list and reads it - before tossing it away in disgust! (he then ignores another office phone call from Robert Black)
#1: “Dangerous” Danny Davis is officially BANNED from refereeing and his license permanently REVOKED - for grievous damage to the referee’s code, bribery and corruption!
The number one Black Army ace-in-the-hole has been permanently terminated! This move certainly alters the landscape of XPW Remixed, as Jack Pfefer and GDT Inc no doubt saw a long line of championship matches refereed by their hand-picked stooge Danny Davis! No more! What are William Muldoon‘s final 3 shots across the bow?!?
** CUT **
#2: The main event XPW championship match at "Another Halloween in Hell" will be contested under a very specific, match-ending stipulation. And the fan friendly catch is - the XPW Remixed universe gets to vote the stipulation!!
Will it be an "Iron Man Match?" "Best 2 out of 3 falls match?" Or "Submission Only" match? YOU DECIDE! Text, tweet, beep, blorp your answers in NOW! Oh my, thank you ex-Commissioner Muldoon!!
** CUT **
________________________________________________________________
”An Xtreme Tradition”
It is a sick, demented tradition in XPW to host an Xtreme Elimination chamber in October. For the 2nd year in a row, 6 of the deadliest monsters in fantasy wrestling history will be locked in the barbaric structure - with only one fated to survive. Last year - the terrifying SHEIK emerged victorious - this year he will try again. A host of other killers and lunatics will be entombed with him... a bloody, violent spectacle that will truly remind fantasy wrestling fans of a LIVING HELL. Only at "Another Halloween In Hell!!" But this year: two new twisted surprises have been added... a "punishment" and a "reward" to those who compete in the match... (we'll leave it up to you to decide which is which)... Stay tuned for more info, as XPW Remixed promises to drop 2 Xtreme stipulations into this human cockfight - akin to dropping fresh blood into a pool of sharks! FEEDING FRENZY!
** CUT TO DARK MATCH **
** Pogo the Clown vs Snuff vs The Sheik (Xtreme Rulez Triple Threat)
(Another surprise run-in from "New Horror" Sami Callihan ends the match in his own twisted favor... Sami goes berzerk on all 3 men, and winds up *pinning* Pogo the Clown after steel chair shot to a pane of glass hovering over Pogo's body. Once again Callihan cleans house and declares himself victor... "Winner" = Sami Callihan!!)
** CUT **
** Xtreme Elimination Chamber **
(Qualifying Match)
DRAKE YOUNGER vs MASADA (debut)!!
versus
“Masada” is the name for a site of ancient palaces and fortifications in the Southern District of Israel, on top of an isolated rock plateau. On the eastern edge of the Judaean Desert (overlooking the Dead Sea). Masada is best known for the violence that occurred there in the first century CE, including mass suicides. In fantasy wrestling, “Masada” also means Death Match Icon. He comes from us live and direct from 2012 - the height of his infamy. Urban Wrestling Federation competitor, former King of the Death Match and Tournament of Death winner (including first consecutive wins in 2011 and 2012) and CZW heavyweight champion - Masada is one of the most gruesome, hardcore muthaphuckkers on the planet. His razor board matches with Jun Kasai are legendary and he is credited with ending Thumbtack Jack’s career in real life (credited to the “Kilo” character in XPW Remixed cannon). Masada is #255 in the PWI 500 for 2012. Tonight we welcome him into XPW Remixed - and his addition to the Xtreme Elimination chamber @ “AHiH” has made an already combustible situation downright explosive…
Winner: MASADA
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
John Cena and agent Paul Bowser are finishing up a friendly conversation. John Cena has basically said “I see your way, but I’ve got unfinished business to tend to first” - of which Mr. Bowser perfectly understands. They cordially part ways and Cena gets down to it by cutting a snarling, deadly-serious promo on Samoa Joe (the #1 contender) and the Human Suplex Machine TAZ (his opponent tonight)… Cena’s ultimate goal is to stand across the ring from Lou Thesz in a one-on-one historic title match encounter… and become the new XPW World champion… hey, we’re all allowed to dream, right?
** CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
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LORD TENSAI (2012) w/ Onita versus
FRENCH ANGEL (1942)
w/ versus
The rise of KotDM champion Kilo is chronicled in sick Scarface fashion. One of his biggest coups (in partnership with the vile Rob Black) was the “good girl gone bad” turn of Sammi Lane. All the worst connotations from drug use, physical abuse and prostitution apply. Another victim of this diabolical turn is the broken hearted French Angel - who is constantly abused (by physically and psychologically) by his immersion in his world. He desperately tries to save Sammi Lane, but is destined to fail every time. The endless spiral of drug-bound loved ones. In this match - Kilo assumes guest commentary position beside Solie & Striker and clearly unnerves them both. He’s unpredictable, vulgar and prone to spontaneous bursts of anger.
There is little left of French Angel at this point, and what is he spends desperately trying to appeal to a blank and dumbfounded Sammi Lane at ringside - leaving himself open to brutality from Lord Tensai. Commentators cover the harsh training techniques of Onita and his silent war with stablemate Dean Ambrose (something Kilo no-sells completely). Tensai brutally kills French Angel and leaves him grasping - empty handed - at the woman he once loved as the blood leaks from his body… meanwhile - cameras catch a mysterious robed/and/or/masked figure lurking in the alcoves of the arena! This figure appears to be watching Kilo and cronies closely - and completely bugs out Kilo when he realizes this. But post match, when a frenzied Kilo tries to point the assailant out to Onita & Tensai - the mysterious fiend has vanished into the shadows - leaving Kilo looking like a delusional maniac with dilated pupils…
Winner: LORD TENSAI
But who is that mysterious cloaked figure watching from the rafters??? And why was it such a startling sight for Kilo?? See XPW TV Episode #27!!
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
XPW President Ed Lewis & VP Toots Mondt hash things out in the *privacy* of the President’s office. Toots Mondt seems worried about Ed Lewis’ big announcement, and questions whether it’s the right time… Ed Lewis remains undeterred and tells Mondt the unsanctioned hits performed by Joe & Taz have only done the opposite of their intent - solidifying the baby face ranks that oppose them. Now nobody can be trusted to hold the XPW World championship… except the big gun Ed Lewis is bringing is in. But Mondt asks for one last chance to convince Samoa Joe to do business the GDT Inc way… Lewis seems skeptical…
** CUT **
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"The Villain of XPW Remixed"
Black Army centerpiece Dean Ambrose holds an unspecified title shot in the palm of his hands! XPW Remixed beware - the Devil shall strike when ye least expect it...
** CUT **
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** XPW TV Title Tourney **
Former champion RVD has been fined, suspended and STRIPPED of his championship after failing a post-fight drug test. He tested positive for THC - the primary ingredient in marijuana. In the wake of that scandal, XPW Remixed was forced to stage an 8-man single elimination tourney to determine the new champion. Qualifying matches have already been fought (see XPW TV Episode #55) - and tonight we learn the 2nd of ex-Commissioner Muldoon's final booking shots - as a new competitor debuts in this tourney by Muldoon's choosing...
** CUT TO ACTION **
Alberto Del Rio (2012) def. Colt Cabana (2012)
(Via armlock submission)
Human Tornado def. Gorgeous George
(Hilarious, character-building comedy match that finds Tornado ultimately pimp-slapping the Lady Gaga wig right off Gorgeous George's head - causing him to flee in humiliation. Count out and plenty of time left over for Human Tornado to dance and boogie with the fans like a beanpole Funkasaurus)
Damien Sandow def. John Morrison
(Pre-match promo from Sandow before targeting the neck of JMo and finishing him with the neckbreaker)
JACK BRISCO (debut)!! def. Jinder Mahal
(the 3rd shot from ex-commissioner Muldoon - the debut of Jack Brisco and entry in the TV title tourney! Brisco gets a huge pop from the knowledgable XPW Remixed universe - and uses that element of surprise to out-wrestle Jinder Mahal and force a submission via figure-4 leglock! Jack Brisco wins his XPW Remixed debut match in huge fashion, and moves ahead in the TV title tourney! Thanks to William Muldoon!)
Jack Brisco debuts in XPW Remixed with a submission victory!!
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** THE BRACKETS **
w/ versus
The rise of KotDM champion Kilo is chronicled in sick Scarface fashion. One of his biggest coups (in partnership with the vile Rob Black) was the “good girl gone bad” turn of Sammi Lane. All the worst connotations from drug use, physical abuse and prostitution apply. Another victim of this diabolical turn is the broken hearted French Angel - who is constantly abused (by physically and psychologically) by his immersion in his world. He desperately tries to save Sammi Lane, but is destined to fail every time. The endless spiral of drug-bound loved ones. In this match - Kilo assumes guest commentary position beside Solie & Striker and clearly unnerves them both. He’s unpredictable, vulgar and prone to spontaneous bursts of anger.
There is little left of French Angel at this point, and what is he spends desperately trying to appeal to a blank and dumbfounded Sammi Lane at ringside - leaving himself open to brutality from Lord Tensai. Commentators cover the harsh training techniques of Onita and his silent war with stablemate Dean Ambrose (something Kilo no-sells completely). Tensai brutally kills French Angel and leaves him grasping - empty handed - at the woman he once loved as the blood leaks from his body… meanwhile - cameras catch a mysterious robed/and/or/masked figure lurking in the alcoves of the arena! This figure appears to be watching Kilo and cronies closely - and completely bugs out Kilo when he realizes this. But post match, when a frenzied Kilo tries to point the assailant out to Onita & Tensai - the mysterious fiend has vanished into the shadows - leaving Kilo looking like a delusional maniac with dilated pupils…
Winner: LORD TENSAI
But who is that mysterious cloaked figure watching from the rafters??? And why was it such a startling sight for Kilo?? See XPW TV Episode #27!!
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
XPW President Ed Lewis & VP Toots Mondt hash things out in the *privacy* of the President’s office. Toots Mondt seems worried about Ed Lewis’ big announcement, and questions whether it’s the right time… Ed Lewis remains undeterred and tells Mondt the unsanctioned hits performed by Joe & Taz have only done the opposite of their intent - solidifying the baby face ranks that oppose them. Now nobody can be trusted to hold the XPW World championship… except the big gun Ed Lewis is bringing is in. But Mondt asks for one last chance to convince Samoa Joe to do business the GDT Inc way… Lewis seems skeptical…
** CUT **
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"The Villain of XPW Remixed"
Black Army centerpiece Dean Ambrose holds an unspecified title shot in the palm of his hands! XPW Remixed beware - the Devil shall strike when ye least expect it...
** CUT **
________________________________________________________
** XPW TV Title Tourney **
Former champion RVD has been fined, suspended and STRIPPED of his championship after failing a post-fight drug test. He tested positive for THC - the primary ingredient in marijuana. In the wake of that scandal, XPW Remixed was forced to stage an 8-man single elimination tourney to determine the new champion. Qualifying matches have already been fought (see XPW TV Episode #55) - and tonight we learn the 2nd of ex-Commissioner Muldoon's final booking shots - as a new competitor debuts in this tourney by Muldoon's choosing...
** CUT TO ACTION **
Alberto Del Rio (2012) def. Colt Cabana (2012)
(Via armlock submission)
Human Tornado def. Gorgeous George
(Hilarious, character-building comedy match that finds Tornado ultimately pimp-slapping the Lady Gaga wig right off Gorgeous George's head - causing him to flee in humiliation. Count out and plenty of time left over for Human Tornado to dance and boogie with the fans like a beanpole Funkasaurus)
Damien Sandow def. John Morrison
(Pre-match promo from Sandow before targeting the neck of JMo and finishing him with the neckbreaker)
JACK BRISCO (debut)!! def. Jinder Mahal
(the 3rd shot from ex-commissioner Muldoon - the debut of Jack Brisco and entry in the TV title tourney! Brisco gets a huge pop from the knowledgable XPW Remixed universe - and uses that element of surprise to out-wrestle Jinder Mahal and force a submission via figure-4 leglock! Jack Brisco wins his XPW Remixed debut match in huge fashion, and moves ahead in the TV title tourney! Thanks to William Muldoon!)
Jack Brisco debuts in XPW Remixed with a submission victory!!
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** THE BRACKETS **
Jinder Mahal vs Jack Brisco [debut] | Jack Brisco | |
John Morrison vs Damien Sandow | Damien Sandow | Winner |
Winner | ||||
Winner | ||||
Gorgeous George vs Human Tornado | Human Tornado | Winner | Winner | |
Alberto Del Rio vs Colt Cabana | Alberto Del Rio | Winner |
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
XPW VP Joseph “Toots” Mondt has a clandestine backstage meeting with #1 Contender Samoa Joe (who remains coolly detached during the segment). Mondt wants assurance that once Samoa Joe becomes XPW World champion he does business with GDT Inc solely. But Samoa Joe says their so-called *gentleman’s agreement* extended only so far. I helped you take out Commissioner Muldoon - you got the state athletic department to sanction a title match. Now Samoa Joe walks alone - a one man army with a devastating point to prove in fantasy wrestling. This thing he has with Thesz is deeply personal - far beyond the mere financial scope of GDT Inc. Samoa Joe mean mugs Mondts men Dino Bravo & Dick Shikat before marching out of the scene… Mondt just shakes his head disapprovingly and watches on in grim silence.
** CUT **
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BRUNO SAMMARTINO versus
GUNNER (w/ Jessica Darlin)
versus w/
Scott: Sammartino is dealing with sore ribs after his battle with Tazz (see “The 18th Letter”), so after being out for eight months, Bruno is fully ensconced in everything. Gunner & Darlin were just so smarmy and evil, yet almost losing everything when Bruno defeated him. In this match it’s Gunner that’s really taking the haymakers, from spinebusters on the floor to a steel steps shot to the face. Even though he’s not commentating, just having Lou Thesz standing up watching the match with great interest and thought makes everything legit. Gunner held his own with DDTs and F5s on steel chairs. I was really getting into this match with every minute, and I think it’s Solie & Striker’s commentary that’s making it even better. Another great visual: Sammartino grabbing Darlin’s foot as she was about to punt him in the head. Then Gunner tries an F5 on the announce table but Sammartino reverses it. Bearhug back in the center of the ring, and Gunner tried and tried…but the night finally caught up with him. This is easily a match I never expected would be this good. Wow they pummeled the crap out of each other. Grade: 4
Justin: They wasted no time in battling to the floor, where Bruno dropped Gunner on the steel ramp and began to slowly pick him apart. Gunner really dominated most of this match, picking up a few near wins but Bruno kept struggling to his feet. The crowd stayed pretty hot here, cheering on ”da Brune” . He was in some serious trouble, as Gunner choked him out with an extension cord but he survived once again, just barely making it up. The match spilled to the floor again, where Bruno started to turn the tide and brutalize Gunner, nearly winning the match on three occasions. Say what you want about Bruno, but he has put on a hell of a performance throughout this entire show. After shaking off the rust, Sammartino has turned the clock back a bit and really stepped things up. He would rally again here, blocking Jessica Darlin’s punt and then battering Gunner around ringside once again. Bearhug finisher and Gunner finally stayed down. It was a gutsy performance for Gunner, but Bruno just had a little more gas left in the tank than he did. This was a really fun brawl with a lot of ebbs and flows. I thought this one kept a good pace. It was a vintage performance for Bruno and Gunner was right there with him every step of the way. Bruno Sammartino now stands alone, awaiting his next challenge as champion. Grade: 4
Further dissension between Gunner & Darlin, with the tattoo-covered, musclebound Gunner not hesistant to knock that bimbo around. Sammartino is refreshed, recharged, and ready for rematch revenge against the "AHiH" winner. He has big time blood history with both champion (Thesz) and challenger (Samoa Joe) and Sammartino will be a proven draw against whoever wins.
Winner: BRUNO SAMMARTINO
** CUT **
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** DARK MATCHES **
A segment that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music.. this is the kind of stuff that would have appeared on the now-dormant XPW Online, or within the 3rd hour of XPW TV that has been lost...
Ruckus & Weedman (Team 4:20) def. Generation ME
(High-flying (get it?) match lights up the night sky - and the brand new Team 4:20 gets the upset victory! Blaze one up!)
Kendrick & London def. MCMG
(MCMG still showing the wounds from last week's loss to Morgan & Henry - and their opponents take full advantage tonight... slight heelish tendencies from London & Kendrick, despite their rivalry with MCMG being primarily about "respect"...)
Tommaso Ciampa def. Tony Altomare
(Italian mob boss tries to buy himself a piece of the new Tommaso Ciampa - but no dice... Project Ciampa keeps the mystery alive and earns Tommaso another consecutive victory)
"Powers of Potential" (Morgan, Henry & Rogers) def. Uso's
(Morgan & Henry are angry and out to prove a point - Uso's slide further out of XPW Remixed tag team contention)
Mildred Burke def. Natalya Niedhart
(via triangle submission - another great, stiff match - and even in loss, Nattie Neidhart always comes off like a dominant instant threat - but Burke uses serious skill to overcome size and strength here... 2-0 for Burke since competing full-time against other women)
** Prime Time Playaz (Kaos & Titus O'Neil) officially announce their new partnership with... GG! That's right! The PtP are staying in FOCUS!! **
** Dark Match Main Event **
Dan Severn def. Dino Bravo
Dan Severn def. Dick Shikat
(Rebounding from his loss last week - Dan Severn has been reignited on the comeback trail - and after running through Dino Bravo in a brutishly (yet thankfully short) match - he's then challenged by Dick Shikat - and goes into classic Beast mode, suplexing the hell out of the German shooter (and former XPW Remixed Boston champion) in a major statement match. The "Beast" is back and the Shooters Club still runs XPW Remixed...)
** CUT **
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"MIZ TV (the series finale)"
Unscripted "shoot" promo from MIZ who rails against the organizations efforts to stifle his fantasy wrestling career. His opponent for the night (and old XPW Remixed storyline foe) Honky Tonk Man watches on in stunned amazement as Miz breaks from script and goes into business for himself... The Miz is highest rated champion in company history - and the greatest (2x) XPW Remixed Television champion - and he couldn't even get a tourney qualifying match??? It's BULLS***! And so is all of this crooked, greasy palmed politics. The Miz is hereby taking his ball and going home. In a symbolic gesture, Miz lays the microphone done silently in the center of the ring and walks out. Fade out on the microphone lying still and the crowds mixed reaction ("U sold out!" mixed with "Miz is awesome!" chants).
** ABRUPT CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
”A Paid Promotional Piece”
There’s a commercial that runs for a new wrestling school/league. It is lead by Paul Bowser, and it is promising tutelage from such superstar names as:
ROCKY MARCIANO!
MIL MASCARAS!
and..
Welterweight champion of the world:
GEORGES ST. PIERRE!!
Sign up now!!
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
VP Toots Mondt meets with President Lewis one more time to convince him to change his mind. But Ed Lewis is unwavering in his conviction to go "old school" with his announcement tonight. He doesn't have time to wait - with lawsuits pressing down on the company. He still has a PPV main event to promote with a stipulation he doesn't even know yet! The deed is done, the deal is sealed - and Ed Lewis threatens Mondt to figure out which side of the equation he's on before it becomes too late... then they're interupted by MSD with word about the Miz's desertion. They discover the cameras filming them and angrily order them shut off - ending the segment.
** CUT **
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DUDLEY BOYZ (2009) © versus
versus w/
Scott: Sammartino is dealing with sore ribs after his battle with Tazz (see “The 18th Letter”), so after being out for eight months, Bruno is fully ensconced in everything. Gunner & Darlin were just so smarmy and evil, yet almost losing everything when Bruno defeated him. In this match it’s Gunner that’s really taking the haymakers, from spinebusters on the floor to a steel steps shot to the face. Even though he’s not commentating, just having Lou Thesz standing up watching the match with great interest and thought makes everything legit. Gunner held his own with DDTs and F5s on steel chairs. I was really getting into this match with every minute, and I think it’s Solie & Striker’s commentary that’s making it even better. Another great visual: Sammartino grabbing Darlin’s foot as she was about to punt him in the head. Then Gunner tries an F5 on the announce table but Sammartino reverses it. Bearhug back in the center of the ring, and Gunner tried and tried…but the night finally caught up with him. This is easily a match I never expected would be this good. Wow they pummeled the crap out of each other. Grade: 4
Justin: They wasted no time in battling to the floor, where Bruno dropped Gunner on the steel ramp and began to slowly pick him apart. Gunner really dominated most of this match, picking up a few near wins but Bruno kept struggling to his feet. The crowd stayed pretty hot here, cheering on ”da Brune” . He was in some serious trouble, as Gunner choked him out with an extension cord but he survived once again, just barely making it up. The match spilled to the floor again, where Bruno started to turn the tide and brutalize Gunner, nearly winning the match on three occasions. Say what you want about Bruno, but he has put on a hell of a performance throughout this entire show. After shaking off the rust, Sammartino has turned the clock back a bit and really stepped things up. He would rally again here, blocking Jessica Darlin’s punt and then battering Gunner around ringside once again. Bearhug finisher and Gunner finally stayed down. It was a gutsy performance for Gunner, but Bruno just had a little more gas left in the tank than he did. This was a really fun brawl with a lot of ebbs and flows. I thought this one kept a good pace. It was a vintage performance for Bruno and Gunner was right there with him every step of the way. Bruno Sammartino now stands alone, awaiting his next challenge as champion. Grade: 4
Further dissension between Gunner & Darlin, with the tattoo-covered, musclebound Gunner not hesistant to knock that bimbo around. Sammartino is refreshed, recharged, and ready for rematch revenge against the "AHiH" winner. He has big time blood history with both champion (Thesz) and challenger (Samoa Joe) and Sammartino will be a proven draw against whoever wins.
Winner: BRUNO SAMMARTINO
** CUT **
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** DARK MATCHES **
A segment that puts over cut matches in fast, MTV-styled, video hype clips - usually set to some kind of heavy metal or Hip Hop background music.. this is the kind of stuff that would have appeared on the now-dormant XPW Online, or within the 3rd hour of XPW TV that has been lost...
Ruckus & Weedman (Team 4:20) def. Generation ME
(High-flying (get it?) match lights up the night sky - and the brand new Team 4:20 gets the upset victory! Blaze one up!)
Kendrick & London def. MCMG
(MCMG still showing the wounds from last week's loss to Morgan & Henry - and their opponents take full advantage tonight... slight heelish tendencies from London & Kendrick, despite their rivalry with MCMG being primarily about "respect"...)
Tommaso Ciampa def. Tony Altomare
(Italian mob boss tries to buy himself a piece of the new Tommaso Ciampa - but no dice... Project Ciampa keeps the mystery alive and earns Tommaso another consecutive victory)
"Powers of Potential" (Morgan, Henry & Rogers) def. Uso's
(Morgan & Henry are angry and out to prove a point - Uso's slide further out of XPW Remixed tag team contention)
Mildred Burke def. Natalya Niedhart
(via triangle submission - another great, stiff match - and even in loss, Nattie Neidhart always comes off like a dominant instant threat - but Burke uses serious skill to overcome size and strength here... 2-0 for Burke since competing full-time against other women)
** Prime Time Playaz (Kaos & Titus O'Neil) officially announce their new partnership with... GG! That's right! The PtP are staying in FOCUS!! **
** Dark Match Main Event **
Dan Severn def. Dino Bravo
Dan Severn def. Dick Shikat
(Rebounding from his loss last week - Dan Severn has been reignited on the comeback trail - and after running through Dino Bravo in a brutishly (yet thankfully short) match - he's then challenged by Dick Shikat - and goes into classic Beast mode, suplexing the hell out of the German shooter (and former XPW Remixed Boston champion) in a major statement match. The "Beast" is back and the Shooters Club still runs XPW Remixed...)
** CUT **
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"MIZ TV (the series finale)"
Unscripted "shoot" promo from MIZ who rails against the organizations efforts to stifle his fantasy wrestling career. His opponent for the night (and old XPW Remixed storyline foe) Honky Tonk Man watches on in stunned amazement as Miz breaks from script and goes into business for himself... The Miz is highest rated champion in company history - and the greatest (2x) XPW Remixed Television champion - and he couldn't even get a tourney qualifying match??? It's BULLS***! And so is all of this crooked, greasy palmed politics. The Miz is hereby taking his ball and going home. In a symbolic gesture, Miz lays the microphone done silently in the center of the ring and walks out. Fade out on the microphone lying still and the crowds mixed reaction ("U sold out!" mixed with "Miz is awesome!" chants).
** ABRUPT CUT TO COMMERCIAL **
”A Paid Promotional Piece”
There’s a commercial that runs for a new wrestling school/league. It is lead by Paul Bowser, and it is promising tutelage from such superstar names as:
ROCKY MARCIANO!
MIL MASCARAS!
and..
Welterweight champion of the world:
GEORGES ST. PIERRE!!
Sign up now!!
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
VP Toots Mondt meets with President Lewis one more time to convince him to change his mind. But Ed Lewis is unwavering in his conviction to go "old school" with his announcement tonight. He doesn't have time to wait - with lawsuits pressing down on the company. He still has a PPV main event to promote with a stipulation he doesn't even know yet! The deed is done, the deal is sealed - and Ed Lewis threatens Mondt to figure out which side of the equation he's on before it becomes too late... then they're interupted by MSD with word about the Miz's desertion. They discover the cameras filming them and angrily order them shut off - ending the segment.
** CUT **
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DUDLEY BOYZ (2009) © versus
PITBULLS (1997)
versus
Reigning XPW Remixed tag team champion Dudley Boyz take to the ring for a brief promo - they call out the Pitbulls and a wild brawl ensues. Dudz earn their revenge for last Episode’s attack in a wild free-for-all through the fans. Finally the champions call for the table - set it ablaze right on the entrance ramp - and end the Pitbulls reign of terror for good.
Winners: DUDLEY BOYZ
(But things turn from bad to worse - when the Dudley Boyz are set upon from the rear by the Fabulous Kangaroos (Costello & Heffernan!) Soon it becomes a 4-on-2 beat down of the Dudley Boyz as the Pitbulls get their heat back too. Just then - a theme song interrupts…)
Cue the chainsaw heavy metal music - see the silhouettes appear from beyond the smoking, flaming wreckage of the table debris like Mad Max and the Thunderdome… face paint, spiked shoulder pads… Dudleyville vs. Chicago IL…
Enter
ROAD WARRIORS
Hawk & Animal!!
OOOOOOOH WHAT A RUSSSSSHHH!!! The Road Warriors charge into battle like Viking invaders of yore! They fight off the Pitbulls! They fight off the FabKangs! Dudley Boyz recuperate enough to rejoin the fray. The Dudz wind up hitting FabKang #2 Roy Heffernan with improvised DOOMSDAY DEVICE in the center of the ring! LOD see that and seemingly up the ante by driving Pitbull #1 through a table outside the ring - with an LOD 3D!! All 4 bad guys are laid out, and now the two surviving teams are going jaw to jaw, finger to chest and forehead to forehead!! The Dudley Boyz cut promo talking about clearing out the fantasy wrestling tag team division (TESTIFY!) But there is still one team that remains forever a roadblock on the Dudley path to immortality… the one measuring stick of which the Dudley Boyz have been itching to succeed… a fantasy wrestling dream match of epic bad-ass proportions. You know who we’re talking about…)
** XPW Remixed Tag Team Championship **
Dudley Boyz (2009) © versus Road Warriors (1991)
(Only @ “Another Halloween in Hell”!!)
Oh my! This is epic level! Tune in to the next iPPV for a veritable tag team DREAM MATCH of EPIC FANTASY PROPORTIONS!!! And only XPW Remixed can bring it to you!!
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Tense legal meeting between the two minds (Otunga is the figure head of Sandman & Necro Butchers lawsuit against XPW)... Ed Lewis has declined their offer to settle, and says the matter is under review. The President of XPW Remixed may not have the power to end this legal malarkey - but he does have the power to book matches. That's why he's booking an Xtreme Elimination chamber qualifying match - next week - between SANDMAN & NECRO BUTCHER! What!? This is ridiculous, Otunga argues! But it's done! Dismissed!
Sandman vs Necro Butcher in an Xtreme Elimination qualifying match!
Next XPW TV Episode!!
** CUT **
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** XPW Remixed Woman’s Championship **
AWESOME KONG (2010) © versus
versus
Reigning XPW Remixed tag team champion Dudley Boyz take to the ring for a brief promo - they call out the Pitbulls and a wild brawl ensues. Dudz earn their revenge for last Episode’s attack in a wild free-for-all through the fans. Finally the champions call for the table - set it ablaze right on the entrance ramp - and end the Pitbulls reign of terror for good.
Winners: DUDLEY BOYZ
(But things turn from bad to worse - when the Dudley Boyz are set upon from the rear by the Fabulous Kangaroos (Costello & Heffernan!) Soon it becomes a 4-on-2 beat down of the Dudley Boyz as the Pitbulls get their heat back too. Just then - a theme song interrupts…)
Cue the chainsaw heavy metal music - see the silhouettes appear from beyond the smoking, flaming wreckage of the table debris like Mad Max and the Thunderdome… face paint, spiked shoulder pads… Dudleyville vs. Chicago IL…
Enter
ROAD WARRIORS
Hawk & Animal!!
OOOOOOOH WHAT A RUSSSSSHHH!!! The Road Warriors charge into battle like Viking invaders of yore! They fight off the Pitbulls! They fight off the FabKangs! Dudley Boyz recuperate enough to rejoin the fray. The Dudz wind up hitting FabKang #2 Roy Heffernan with improvised DOOMSDAY DEVICE in the center of the ring! LOD see that and seemingly up the ante by driving Pitbull #1 through a table outside the ring - with an LOD 3D!! All 4 bad guys are laid out, and now the two surviving teams are going jaw to jaw, finger to chest and forehead to forehead!! The Dudley Boyz cut promo talking about clearing out the fantasy wrestling tag team division (TESTIFY!) But there is still one team that remains forever a roadblock on the Dudley path to immortality… the one measuring stick of which the Dudley Boyz have been itching to succeed… a fantasy wrestling dream match of epic bad-ass proportions. You know who we’re talking about…)
** XPW Remixed Tag Team Championship **
Dudley Boyz (2009) © versus Road Warriors (1991)
(Only @ “Another Halloween in Hell”!!)
Oh my! This is epic level! Tune in to the next iPPV for a veritable tag team DREAM MATCH of EPIC FANTASY PROPORTIONS!!! And only XPW Remixed can bring it to you!!
** CUT **
** BACKSTAGE INTERLUDE **
Tense legal meeting between the two minds (Otunga is the figure head of Sandman & Necro Butchers lawsuit against XPW)... Ed Lewis has declined their offer to settle, and says the matter is under review. The President of XPW Remixed may not have the power to end this legal malarkey - but he does have the power to book matches. That's why he's booking an Xtreme Elimination chamber qualifying match - next week - between SANDMAN & NECRO BUTCHER! What!? This is ridiculous, Otunga argues! But it's done! Dismissed!
Sandman vs Necro Butcher in an Xtreme Elimination qualifying match!
Next XPW TV Episode!!
** CUT **
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** XPW Remixed Woman’s Championship **
AWESOME KONG (2010) © versus
SABLE (1998)
versus
Video highlight reels of both women in a startling “beauty & the beast”-type contrast. This is a rematch of their critically acclaimed title bout on XPW TV Episode #49 (and one of the highest rated quarter hour segments in company history). Tonight, the script follows much of the same as Kong’s latest outings. Domination, devastation, and desecration. Sable wills herself on to brief offensive spurts, much like the fighting champions before her did, but always finds Kong to be an insurmountable mountain in the end. Awesome Kong even becomes so enamored with her own aura that she picks Sable up by the hair for more punishment - instead of completing a surefire pin fall… and it is that one egocentric misjudgment in Kong’s battle plan that proves to be her undoing. Sable winds up reversing an Implant Buster into a Hail Mary Hurricanrana/victory roll that heaves Kong’s shoulders to the mat for the count of 1!.. 2!.. 3KICKOUT! OMG it’s really happened! Sable is the new champion! She quickly rolls out of the ring where she’s presented with her belt and nearly collapses in tears. Meanwhile Kong is completely blank and wide-eyed in the ring; stunned into unmoving silence (save for a few random twitches). History has been MADE on XPW TV Episode #56!!
Winner (and NEW XPW Remixed Woman’s champion): SABLE
** CUT **
** "Xtreme Liberation & Justice for All" **
A furious Jack Pfefer is back in his office still stewing over Muldoon's final laws and avoiding phone calls and texts from disgraced (and exiled) partner Robert Black who desperately wants back in on the show (especially now that Pfefer has become the new XPW Remixed Commissioner). Instead, Pfefer is trying to deal with Ambrose/Onita and now the spooked KotDM champion KILO - who is forced to come face to face with what scares him the most!
In this case however - the mysterious dark priest unmasks to reveal THE MESSIAH. He has shed his earthly links and is no longer bound be either West Coast or East Coast semantics. Not XPW or CZW. Instead he embodies all of the past spirits who have fallen prey to the Black Army - the voice of the voiceless - and they will rise again! That's because at "Another Halloween in Hell" - William Muldoon's final signing was a KotDM title defense - between KILO... and the MESSIAH!!
"And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels, In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel..."
** Thessalonians 1:7,8
Messiah will challenge KILO for the KotDM title @ "AHiH"!!
A final blow from the pen of ex-Commissioner William Muldoon!!
** CUT **
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JOHN CENA (2012) versus TAZ (2000)
versus
This fantasy match takes place in some weird vortex somewhere - a place where Cena’s sterling white Caped Crusader act is viciously booed - and Taz’ street tough, thug bully with a Napoleon-complex style is heroically hailed. The grassroots, underground shoot fight aura of Taz 2000 collides head on with the wave of anti-Cena resentment to produce a raucous audience vacuum where “good” = “bad” and Taz 2000 is the baddest of them all. Never the less, Cena is never say die - even though his traditional baby face heroics are met with boos, shouts of derision and vulgar profanity. It started before the match even began, when Cena threw his shirt into the crowd and they threw it back. Again and again. There is also another condition of the match discussed on commentary - alongside Taz ban from world championship competition, is the caveat that if he strike or incapacitate an XPW Remixed official or referee again - he will be fined and fired.
But the funny thing is (after an elongated Cena STF attempt by Taz is physically broken up by the ref) - it is the so-called “knight in shining armor” John Cena who loses his temper - and hauls off on the referee! John Cena slugs the referee out of frustration, taking him OUT! That forced the arrival of none other than DANNY DAVIS (who was still hurriedly dressing into his referee stripes as he ran to ringside) to warn Cena and officiate the rest of the match. In the end, Taz narrowly stops his own charge to avoid hitting Danny Davis by mistake… only to turn around directly into an FUAA from John Cena! 1!.. 2!.. .. 3! Cena pins Taz 2000 in typical superman fashion and the entire crowd SHITS on him! Trash, toilet paper and half full beer cups (we *THINK* they’re filled with beer) flood the ring and Cena is forced to retreat backstage with security. Taz is pissed, and commentators remind us Danny Davis was stripped of his referee credentials this very night - or does it become effective at the end of the night?? Official result appears to be another Cena win, but is never formally announced over the house mic (for fear of a rabid crowd riot).
Winner: JOHN CENA
** CUT **
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** Official XPW World title contract signing **
MSD presides. Both men enter (Samoa Joe alone - Thesz accompanied by Dan Severn & Masahiko Kimura). Thesz & Joe get a few moments to speak on the mic and try to get in the mind of other. Below the tough talk and bluster, there is a genuine need by both men to validate their entire fantasy wrestling careers with a victory @ “AHiH”. The main event stipulation is finally revealed with the results of the fan voting…
** Iron Man Match **
More verbal barbs between both men, with Thesz saying Joe doesn’t have the gas or the horsepower to go another 90 minutes with the champ - while Joe says he won’t give Thesz a chance to go that long. They both sign the contract and have a tense face-off (while pictures are snapped at a rapid rate).
Just then - an interruption:
Next week - the big gun is coming. XPW Remixed proudly presents the greatest comeback in fantasy wrestling history. An irresistible, unstoppable force is coming this Halloween that will change Territory Wars history FOREVER. Bear witness to the 2nd coming NEXT WEEK on XPW TV when the G.O.A.T. ("greatest of all time") arrives...
** CUT **
In ring participants (including Joe & Thesz) exchange wary, conflicted expressions. Commentators Solie & Striker speculate wildly on what (or WHO) Ed Lewis is talking about, and how he purposely trumped Muldoon's fan-made stipulation with his own announcement. This is the XPW President reasserting his authority over the main event picture. They run down some of the matches for next week (including a Tazz/Cena rematch) and hype the card for "AHiH" on Halloween Night!! Stay tuned, fans!!
** FADE OUT **
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** XPW World Championship **
Lou Thesz © versus Samoa Joe
II
("Iron Man Match")
** Xtreme Elimination Chamber **
feat: SHEIK... SNUFF... SAMI CALLIHAN... POGO the CLOWN... & more!!
** XPW TV title tourney FINALS **
** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **
Dudley Boyz (2009) © versus Road Warriors (1991)
** King of the Death Match title **
Kilo © versus MESSIAH
_________________________________________________________
CREDITS:
SCOTT & JUSTIN: No Mercy 2007
versus
Video highlight reels of both women in a startling “beauty & the beast”-type contrast. This is a rematch of their critically acclaimed title bout on XPW TV Episode #49 (and one of the highest rated quarter hour segments in company history). Tonight, the script follows much of the same as Kong’s latest outings. Domination, devastation, and desecration. Sable wills herself on to brief offensive spurts, much like the fighting champions before her did, but always finds Kong to be an insurmountable mountain in the end. Awesome Kong even becomes so enamored with her own aura that she picks Sable up by the hair for more punishment - instead of completing a surefire pin fall… and it is that one egocentric misjudgment in Kong’s battle plan that proves to be her undoing. Sable winds up reversing an Implant Buster into a Hail Mary Hurricanrana/victory roll that heaves Kong’s shoulders to the mat for the count of 1!.. 2!.. 3KICKOUT! OMG it’s really happened! Sable is the new champion! She quickly rolls out of the ring where she’s presented with her belt and nearly collapses in tears. Meanwhile Kong is completely blank and wide-eyed in the ring; stunned into unmoving silence (save for a few random twitches). History has been MADE on XPW TV Episode #56!!
Winner (and NEW XPW Remixed Woman’s champion): SABLE
** CUT **
** "Xtreme Liberation & Justice for All" **
A furious Jack Pfefer is back in his office still stewing over Muldoon's final laws and avoiding phone calls and texts from disgraced (and exiled) partner Robert Black who desperately wants back in on the show (especially now that Pfefer has become the new XPW Remixed Commissioner). Instead, Pfefer is trying to deal with Ambrose/Onita and now the spooked KotDM champion KILO - who is forced to come face to face with what scares him the most!
In this case however - the mysterious dark priest unmasks to reveal THE MESSIAH. He has shed his earthly links and is no longer bound be either West Coast or East Coast semantics. Not XPW or CZW. Instead he embodies all of the past spirits who have fallen prey to the Black Army - the voice of the voiceless - and they will rise again! That's because at "Another Halloween in Hell" - William Muldoon's final signing was a KotDM title defense - between KILO... and the MESSIAH!!
"And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels, In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel..."
** Thessalonians 1:7,8
Messiah will challenge KILO for the KotDM title @ "AHiH"!!
A final blow from the pen of ex-Commissioner William Muldoon!!
** CUT **
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JOHN CENA (2012) versus TAZ (2000)
versus
This fantasy match takes place in some weird vortex somewhere - a place where Cena’s sterling white Caped Crusader act is viciously booed - and Taz’ street tough, thug bully with a Napoleon-complex style is heroically hailed. The grassroots, underground shoot fight aura of Taz 2000 collides head on with the wave of anti-Cena resentment to produce a raucous audience vacuum where “good” = “bad” and Taz 2000 is the baddest of them all. Never the less, Cena is never say die - even though his traditional baby face heroics are met with boos, shouts of derision and vulgar profanity. It started before the match even began, when Cena threw his shirt into the crowd and they threw it back. Again and again. There is also another condition of the match discussed on commentary - alongside Taz ban from world championship competition, is the caveat that if he strike or incapacitate an XPW Remixed official or referee again - he will be fined and fired.
But the funny thing is (after an elongated Cena STF attempt by Taz is physically broken up by the ref) - it is the so-called “knight in shining armor” John Cena who loses his temper - and hauls off on the referee! John Cena slugs the referee out of frustration, taking him OUT! That forced the arrival of none other than DANNY DAVIS (who was still hurriedly dressing into his referee stripes as he ran to ringside) to warn Cena and officiate the rest of the match. In the end, Taz narrowly stops his own charge to avoid hitting Danny Davis by mistake… only to turn around directly into an FUAA from John Cena! 1!.. 2!.. .. 3! Cena pins Taz 2000 in typical superman fashion and the entire crowd SHITS on him! Trash, toilet paper and half full beer cups (we *THINK* they’re filled with beer) flood the ring and Cena is forced to retreat backstage with security. Taz is pissed, and commentators remind us Danny Davis was stripped of his referee credentials this very night - or does it become effective at the end of the night?? Official result appears to be another Cena win, but is never formally announced over the house mic (for fear of a rabid crowd riot).
Winner: JOHN CENA
** CUT **
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** Official XPW World title contract signing **
MSD presides. Both men enter (Samoa Joe alone - Thesz accompanied by Dan Severn & Masahiko Kimura). Thesz & Joe get a few moments to speak on the mic and try to get in the mind of other. Below the tough talk and bluster, there is a genuine need by both men to validate their entire fantasy wrestling careers with a victory @ “AHiH”. The main event stipulation is finally revealed with the results of the fan voting…
** Iron Man Match **
More verbal barbs between both men, with Thesz saying Joe doesn’t have the gas or the horsepower to go another 90 minutes with the champ - while Joe says he won’t give Thesz a chance to go that long. They both sign the contract and have a tense face-off (while pictures are snapped at a rapid rate).
Just then - an interruption:
Next week - the big gun is coming. XPW Remixed proudly presents the greatest comeback in fantasy wrestling history. An irresistible, unstoppable force is coming this Halloween that will change Territory Wars history FOREVER. Bear witness to the 2nd coming NEXT WEEK on XPW TV when the G.O.A.T. ("greatest of all time") arrives...
** CUT **
In ring participants (including Joe & Thesz) exchange wary, conflicted expressions. Commentators Solie & Striker speculate wildly on what (or WHO) Ed Lewis is talking about, and how he purposely trumped Muldoon's fan-made stipulation with his own announcement. This is the XPW President reasserting his authority over the main event picture. They run down some of the matches for next week (including a Tazz/Cena rematch) and hype the card for "AHiH" on Halloween Night!! Stay tuned, fans!!
** FADE OUT **
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** XPW World Championship **
Lou Thesz © versus Samoa Joe
II
("Iron Man Match")
** Xtreme Elimination Chamber **
feat: SHEIK... SNUFF... SAMI CALLIHAN... POGO the CLOWN... & more!!
** XPW TV title tourney FINALS **
** XPW Remixed Tag Team titles **
Dudley Boyz (2009) © versus Road Warriors (1991)
** King of the Death Match title **
Kilo © versus MESSIAH
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CREDITS:
SCOTT & JUSTIN: No Mercy 2007